Janice
11-20-2003, 04:42 PM
Post your Thanksgiving photos, cartoons or jokes. :turkey:
This is a Thanksgiving card that I scanned.
This is a Thanksgiving card that I scanned.
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View Full Version : Thanksgiving Thread Janice 11-20-2003, 04:42 PM Post your Thanksgiving photos, cartoons or jokes. :turkey: This is a Thanksgiving card that I scanned. *Pleasant Tomorrow* 11-20-2003, 08:30 PM aw :p Janice 11-20-2003, 08:45 PM Top Ten Signs the Person Answering the Butterball Turkey Hotline is Nuts 10. Starts out by asking, "What are you wearing?" 9. Keeps referring to product called "Vicks Vap-O-Gravy" 8. Recommends thawing the turkey in your pants 7. Wants you to look inside the turkey for contact lens he lost at the processing plant 6. When you ask, "How often should I baste it?" he says, "Are we still talking about the turkey?" 5. Tells you that when the timer pops up, you have ten seconds before the damn thing explodes 4. Insists you cook turkey at six degrees for 450 hours 3. Keeps interrupting to ask if you're planning to eat the bird or wear it as a hat 2. Claims to have sailed from New York to the Bahamas in a gravy boat 1. He tells you to go stuff yourself Penny Lane 11-20-2003, 08:53 PM oK, Here's mine!:turkey: David 11-20-2003, 08:53 PM Originally posted by Penny Lane oK, Here's mine!:turkey: :) thats cool. I like the other pics posted too. That card is funny :lol: Janice 11-20-2003, 09:00 PM . *Pleasant Tomorrow* 11-20-2003, 09:02 PM Originally posted by Janice . :lol: Brian 11-20-2003, 09:04 PM http://winstars.free.fr/english/images/bush/bushturkey512.jpg *Pleasant Tomorrow* 11-20-2003, 09:06 PM Originally posted by Brian http://winstars.free.fr/english/images/bush/bushturkey512.jpg OMG, lol :rotflmao: Janice 11-20-2003, 09:08 PM . Cactus Jack 11-20-2003, 10:00 PM Whats a turkey's favorite classic actor? Clark Gobble ;) Hollow 11-20-2003, 10:05 PM i hate thanksgiving. i hate eating a bunch of nasty crap just becasue some people came here. the end. Hollow 11-20-2003, 10:13 PM oh and heres a picture. Pitooey 11-20-2003, 10:43 PM Originally posted by RalphMalphFan007 Whats a turkey's favorite classic actor? Clark Gobble ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: Gobble, Gobble, Gobble......... TJL 11-20-2003, 10:59 PM What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! :turkey: ;) Janice 11-21-2003, 01:54 AM . Janice 11-21-2003, 01:24 PM A Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving... EricIdlefan 11-21-2003, 02:26 PM My brother and brother-in-law are both firefighters and have to work on Thanksgiving but we will celebrate the day before the holiday so that we can be all together as a family! Janice 11-22-2003, 02:49 PM . Moonlight Lady 11-22-2003, 05:26 PM ... http://careers.villanova.edu/thanksgiving.jpg dandelion wine 11-24-2003, 12:25 AM What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "Boy! I'm stuffed!" TJL 11-24-2003, 06:30 AM Originally posted by little insomniac What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "Boy! I'm stuffed!" :eek: No turkey for you! ;) Penny Lane 11-24-2003, 11:30 AM Originally posted by TJL :eek: No turkey for you! ;) Jealous? ;) Penny Lane 11-24-2003, 11:35 AM Happy Thanksgiving everybody!:turkey: webuster 11-24-2003, 03:04 PM This isn't Thanksgiving related, just a question about US holidays I don't understand. 1. WHAT is Labour Day? I hate watching tv (especially anything with the Olsen twins) and they joke about nobody wearing whit after labour day. Explain that joke if you can too 2. What is Arbor day? 3. Is there such thing as Groundhog day or was hey arnold making that up? Brent88 11-24-2003, 03:48 PM Groundhog Day is when the Groundhog comes out the ground to say whether there will be 6 more weeks of winter or not... What the heck is Arbor Day? I don't know... Labor Day? I think it's just a day off(Labor=work) Central Perk 11-24-2003, 07:49 PM Originally posted by Brent88 What the heck is Arbor Day? I think Arbor Day involves planting trees. dandelion wine 11-25-2003, 12:10 AM Originally posted by TJL :eek: No turkey for you! ;) :lol: Aww, c'mon! :D TJL 11-25-2003, 08:31 AM Originally posted by little insomniac :lol: Aww, c'mon! :D Oh, okay. But you have to sit at the kids table. ;) Janice 11-25-2003, 01:11 PM Presidential Pardon? LILFACE23 11-25-2003, 02:11 PM Originally posted by Janice A Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving... I love this picture. Brings back memories. :) TJL 11-25-2003, 02:32 PM Macy's unveils it's newest parade float... Janice 11-25-2003, 02:33 PM :lol: Adorable. Something tells me that's your niece? TJL 11-25-2003, 02:36 PM Originally posted by Janice :lol: Adorable. Something tells me that's your niece? Yes. Her parents have a wonderful sense of humor, don't they? ;) Janice 11-25-2003, 02:38 PM Originally posted by LILFACE23 I love this picture. Brings back memories. :) Me too. Norman Rockwell painted with the most incredible attention to detail. The Thanksgiving painting titled, Freedom From Want, has always been one of my favorites. The man in the lower right hand corner, making eye contact with the viewer in a sense, is a neat but mysterious touch. Same with the little girl next to the grandfather. Janice 11-25-2003, 05:42 PM . dandelion wine 11-25-2003, 09:54 PM Originally posted by TJL Oh, okay. But you have to sit at the kids table. ;) Damn.. oh well, least I get some turkey. ;) pandora_spocks 11-25-2003, 09:55 PM I just made this. :yippee: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=1320275 Christopher 11-25-2003, 10:51 PM Originally posted by pandora_spocks I just made this. :yippee: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=1320275 That looks great Hollly, you did a wonderful job on it :) pandora_spocks 11-25-2003, 10:54 PM Originally posted by Barnabas That looks great Holly, you did a wonderful job on it :) Thanks, Chris. :) Penny Lane 11-26-2003, 11:03 AM HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Penny Lane 11-26-2003, 11:05 AM Originally posted by TJL Macy's unveils it's newest parade float... Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:) Penny Lane 11-26-2003, 11:08 AM Originally posted by pandora_spocks I just made this. :yippee: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=1320275 Oh Holly! That is the coolest pic! :happyface LILFACE23 11-26-2003, 11:38 AM Sorry wrong thread... :crazy: pandora_spocks 11-26-2003, 01:33 PM Originally posted by Penny Lane Oh Holly! That is the coolest pic! :happyface Thanks. :) Janice 11-26-2003, 01:58 PM Originally posted by pandora_spocks I just made this. :yippee: That's incredible Holly! Janice 11-26-2003, 01:59 PM . TJL 11-26-2003, 04:41 PM Originally posted by Janice . MMMMMMMM. Pie... ;) Crimson and Clover 11-26-2003, 04:46 PM http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1321735 pandora_spocks 11-26-2003, 05:19 PM Originally posted by Janice That's incredible Holly! Thanks, Janice. :) Janice 11-26-2003, 07:35 PM . Janice 11-26-2003, 08:29 PM . Janice 11-26-2003, 09:42 PM . Janice 11-27-2003, 02:13 AM . Janice 11-27-2003, 02:09 PM Happy Thanksgiving bandito 11-27-2003, 03:15 PM Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours Janice, and to everyone on SO hope everyone has a great one! TJL 11-27-2003, 11:05 PM Janice, when are you going to start the "I ate too much and now I'm fat" thread? ;) |