TJL
11-13-2003, 10:26 PM
From the "I Don't Know Nothin Bout Birthin No Babies" file:
Movie hunk Russell Crowe will attend the birth of his first child in January - but his wife has banned him from watching too closely. The Gladiator star's wife Danielle Spencer is happy to have her husband with her when she gives birth - but only as long as he concentrates on comforting her, rather than watching the baby coming out. He says, "Yeah, I'm going to be there, absolutely. But I'm only allowed to look in certain areas. She wants me to focus on her and that's fine and dandy. I love smelling babies."
That's it Honey...push...good girl! Oh baby, I'm so proud of you.
Okay, one more push.
That's it...Oh Honey, you're so beautiful...
OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE :censored: IS THAT!!!
HOLY :censored:! MY GOD! EWWWW! THAT'S :censored: GROSS!
;)
Movie hunk Russell Crowe will attend the birth of his first child in January - but his wife has banned him from watching too closely. The Gladiator star's wife Danielle Spencer is happy to have her husband with her when she gives birth - but only as long as he concentrates on comforting her, rather than watching the baby coming out. He says, "Yeah, I'm going to be there, absolutely. But I'm only allowed to look in certain areas. She wants me to focus on her and that's fine and dandy. I love smelling babies."
That's it Honey...push...good girl! Oh baby, I'm so proud of you.
Okay, one more push.
That's it...Oh Honey, you're so beautiful...
OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE :censored: IS THAT!!!
HOLY :censored:! MY GOD! EWWWW! THAT'S :censored: GROSS!
;)