Rules: Ill start a story, Than ill pick who gets to go next, Than they pick who goes after them, Etc. If the person that is picked doesnt want to write they can say PASS And pass it to someone else. This will be a sequel to my last story. If you didnt read it here it is.



Year: 1880

*Chad walks in saloon wearing cowboy outfit.*

Jack: YOU THINK HITTING LITTLE GIRLS MAKES YOU A MAN?

*Jack trys to hit Chad with bat But is arrested By Sheriff TF*

TF: He wont bother you any more.

Chad: Thanks.

Kelsey: Im Sick.

Chad: Have you tried Dr. EFD?

Kelsey: NOPE!

*Dr. EFD Chainsaws into saloon*

Dr. EFD: KELSEYYYYYYY, GET THE TABLES!!!

*Kelsey grabs table and him and EFD Put Jack through it*

Chad: Now thats what i call Fast Food.

*Everyone Laughs For 5 Hours. Than Chad walks over to bar and sees Lucas the bartender*

Lucas: Whatll it be stranger?

Chad: Ill Have a Number 2 with No Cheese/

Lucas: We dont serve that anymore.

*Chad punches Lucas. TF Laughs for 5 hours*

Jack: I AM TAKING A BATH

*Jack takes bath*

MG: I Wish i Had Magic Mittens.

Dr. EFD: Wouldnt you rather have A Speed Boat.

MG: YES SIR!

*MG Drives off in speedboat and Lucas chases her down.*

Lucas: THATS MY HOME!!!

*Lucas sits down and Katie drives by in car*

Katie: Would you like some magic beans?

Lucas: Yes.

Katie: Just give me your cow.

*Lucas ties cow to Katies car and Katie drives off.*

TF: I DONTA WANTA NO MAGIC BEANS

*TF Throws beans out window and Lucas looks sad, Everyone goes to bed and A Beanstalk grows in the night. Lucas wakes up in the middle of the night and looks out window, Than crawls out and sees a beanstalk, He climbs it and finds a magical land known as Ohio. Lucas walks over to a gigantic house about 200 Feet high and crawls under the door, Than he sees a Golden duck named Roby.*

Lucas: Do you lay Golden Eggs?

Roby: No I Lay Jelly Beans.

Lucas: OH BOY, JELLY BEANS?

*Chad walks over.*

Chad: Lucas, Did you grow this beanstalk?

Lucas: Yes...

Chad: YOU FOOL, DONT YOU KNOW THEIRS GIANTS UP HERE?

Lucas: WHAT?>

*Loud thumps are heard and everythings shaking when Ravey the giant walks in.*

Ravey: FE FI FO FUMB, YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM.

Chad: Are you going to eat us?

Ravey: No, Thats Gross.

Lucas: Can we have the duck than?

Ravey: Sure, That things annoying anyway.

Chad: Ok, Later.

*Chad and Lucas walk out*

Chad: Lets take this duck back home and have some jelly beans.

Lucas: No Lets go back in and steal the Giants TV.

Chad: OK!

*Chad and Lucas Drive back in with tow truck and pull TV Away when big foot stomps down in front of them.*

Ravey: WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY TV?

Lucas: Uhhh....Mexico.

Chad: Repair Shop...

Lucas: A Repair shop IN Mexico.

Ravey: Oh Ok....HEY WAIT A MINUTE, MY TV ISNT BROKEN. AND YOUR NOT DANA ELCAR!

Chad: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

*Lucas runs off and Chad hops back in tow truck and drives off with TV, Than drives down beanstalk. One week later everyone is at town park watching the Huge TV.*

Sheriff TF: Thanks For inventing Movie Theaters Guys, I Woulda dont it myself But i didnt want to.

Chad: Anytime Sheriff, Thats what i call a High Risk Tuba.

*Everyone laughs for 5 hours As MG Goes by on Speedboat.*

MG: STOP THIS CRAZY THIIIIIIIING.

Dana Elcar: IM TRYING

*Katie is sitting In Mansion In pile of Money*

Katie: Boy that cow was worth millions, Glad that sucker bought the magic beans from me. HAHAHAHA.

*Katie Hears Noises and goes outside to see what it is and Ravey steps on her House.*

Katie: WHY YOU NO GOOD.

Dr. EFD: I Will BUILD You a new Home.

*Later A Big Pineapple that looks like Spongebobs House is standing their.*

Dr. EFD: Hows the new House?

Katie: I Hate It.

Roby: QUACK QUACK.

Dr. EFD: Hey Look the Golden Duck is making Duck Noises!

Roby: No im telling you what i think you are.

Dr. EFD: Why You No Good....

*Dr. EFD Chases Roby with wrench And Roby finds Kindly Old Man.*

Old Man: DONT HURT MY SON.

Dr. EFD: *Gaps* GEPETTO!

Gepetto: Yep, And im gonna make Roby a REAL Boy.

*Gepetto makes Roby a real boy.*

Roby: I Was better off as a duck, Ducks dont pay taxes!

*Everyone laughs for 5 hours.*
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AND NOW.....THE SEQEUl!


*5 Minutes after the first one Everyone is in town.*

Jacob: I Would like to shake your hand EFD.

*Jacob extends hand revealing lots of dirt and hair As flys fly around it.*

Dr. EFD: As a doctor, I Highly recomend you wash your hands.

Jacob: Oh Alright.

*Jacob goes to wash his hands and the water bounces off.*

Jacob: WHAAAAAAAA?

Dr. EFD: Just what I Was afraid of, Your Hands have developed Immunity to water.

Jacob: You sure are smart Doctor.

*EFD Smiles and puts Pipe in his Mouth as Bubbles fly out.*

Sheriff TF: Theirs still one thing i dont get, If Al Roker was in Prison, Who let The Dogs Out?

Jack: Me.

Sheriff TF: I Really dont like you.

*The area shakes as Ravey The Giant shows up again*

Ravey: Can i have my TV Back Now?

Everybody Else: No.

Chad: Now thats what i call a Ginger Bread Stravaganza.

*Everyone laughs for 5 hours*







NEXT PERSON: Katie

Katie, who just got back from her vacation with Howard Hesseman walked up to everyone slammed down a big box full
of classic TV DVD's

Katie: Howard bought these for me! We can watch them.

Sherrif TF: Not quite Termite, Ravey came to take her TV back.

Katie: Oh please, I can handle that. Here Ravey, this should be enough to buy a new tv.

Ravey: Thank you. Enjoy people, Can I live here too?

Everyone huddles except Howard and Ravey.

Ted McGinley rides into town on a Motorcycle with Gary Coleman.

Gary: Thanks for the ride Mr. McGinley.

Ted: No problem Gary.

Chad: I dunno, giants can cause traffic jams. Well okay but you have to drink some shrink potion that Dr. EFD made.

Katie: If she stays, Howie stays.

Howard: Yeah and don't call me Howie.

Jack: Hey! Wait a minute!
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Okay, next person=TheFonz

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Katie, who just got back from her vacation with Howard Hesseman walked up to everyone slammed down a big box full
of classic TV DVD's

Katie: Howard bought these for me! We can watch them.

Sherrif TF: Not quite Termite, Ravey came to take her TV back.

Katie: Oh please, I can handle that. Here Ravey, this should be enough to buy a new tv.

Ravey: Thank you. Enjoy people, Can I live here too?

Everyone huddles except Howard and Ravey.

Ted McGinley rides into town on a Motorcycle with Gary Coleman.

Gary: Thanks for the ride Mr. McGinley.

Ted: No problem Gary.

Chad: I dunno, giants can cause traffic jams. Well okay but you have to drink some shrink potion that Dr. EFD made.

Katie: If she stays, Howie stays.

Howard: Yeah and don't call me Howie.

Jack: Hey! Wait a minute!
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Okay, next person=TheFonz
Sheriff TF: What Jack?

Jack: Oh Nothing, Im going Swimming, i'll talk to you guys later.

*Giant Ravey Chases Jack around the Lake as the rest of the Gang Stare*

Sheriff TF: *Walks up to Giant Ravey* This Town isnt big enough for the Two of us...

*Giant Ravey Chases TF, Jack Chases Giant Ravey with Sausage in Hand, Giant Ravey gets tired and Runs Off*

Chad: *Rases Eyebrow*

Dr. EFD: IVE JUST CREATED THE CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD!

*EFD Drinks Concoction and Falls Over, Lucas trys to do the Heimlich Maneuver on him*

Kelsey: What are you doing to EFD?

Lucas: I dont know...

*Sheriff TF watches Giant Raveys TV as Ted McGinley Rides Gary Colemans Motorcycle around town in a Indian Costume*

Next Person...Lucas.

Lucas: EFD, what the noodles are you doing?

Dr. EFD: I’m helping!

Lucas: By doing what?

Sheriff TF: I’ve got no clue. Lucas want some cheese?

Lucas: Sure, why not.

*Lucas eats cheese as Sheriff TF walks away laughing as Lucas falls to the floor*

Lucas: The cheese has been spiked!

Sheriff TF: No it hasn’t. Your not eating cheese. Your eating your shoe.

Lucas: Oops.

Chad: Do you really want me to hit you two in a Three Stooges manor?

Lucas and TF: Who or what are the “Three Stooges”?

Chad: I’m not sure.

Kelsey: Teehee

Lucas: Where’s Jack?

Chad: In the hot tub.

Lucas: Again? JACK!!!

Jack: What? I’m relaxing.

Lucas: Well, finish relaxing!
Jack: Ok, I’ll finish up!

*Jack walks out with makeup on*
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Next person is Jack

We're gonna Skip Jack for now and he can go at a later time, Nex person is Kelsey.

Lucas: Nice Makeup.

Jack: Thanks :D

TF: Your Underarrested for wearing make-up Jack :grr:

Lucas: Hah.

Kelsey: Hah.

-everyone else says Hah.-

-MG in the Speedboat-

MG: Muahhah this is fun I'm with Dana and I tied him up.

Dana: Mufafaa
-Jack in the jail-

Jack: You just gotta let me out!!! I'll write a parody about you Sheriff!!

TF: Ok it better be good.

Jack: This best is from Oh I can't wait to be king by The Lion King Oh I Can't Wait to Be Him.
TF is the Greatest Sheriff we must bow on our paws.
TF knows it all he wouldn't let his buddy in here all day long!
Oh I can' wait to be himmmmmmm.

TF: That has touched my soul your free.

Jack: THANK YOU!!!! Was my parody that great???

TF: No Lucas paid the money to get you out it was alot of Canadian money saddly so it cost him everything.

Lucas: JACK! We are going to see Dr.EFD.

Jack: Cool. Didya like my parody?

Lucas: It was good.
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Pass to EFD.

Dr.EFD:Now I understnad that you wore make-up Jack?With shoe polish?

Jack:Shoe polish?No it was real.

Lucas:Jack uses shoe polish only for nails sir.

Dr.EFD:Jack, how would you like a to use that "nail" polish on my shoe?

Jack:Ok!*Jack shines Dr.EFD's shoe*

Dr.EFD:That will be 10 dollars guys.

Lucas:For what?

Dr.EFD:I don't know where Jack's fingers been.He shined them with his big amount of shoe poish on his fingers.

Jack:Gie the Doc his money stupid!

*Lucas smacks Jack o the back and Jak belches*

*As Jack and Lucas walks away Dr.EFD stops them*

Dr.EFD:UHHH WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?You still did not pay for my cure.

Lucas:But all you did is make Jack shine your shoes.

Dr.EFD:Which is my cure.Tell me Jack?Do you fell better now than you shared some of your different likes with someone else?

Jack:OH YEAH!

Dr.EFD:See I told ya.

Jack:Sharing my parodies make me feel great all the time!

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Your up had.

Chad: Jacob, We need to find a way to get those hands of yours clean.

Jacob: OR WHAT?

*Chad holds up Chainsaw*

Jacob: NOOOOOOO

*Chad starts chainsaw up and walks towards Jacob, Than cuts turkey on Table.*

Chad: Come On everybody, EATIN TIME!

*Everyone sits down and is about to eat when Ravey picks the table up and eats it*

Ravey: Good Food.

Lucas: YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD YOU MONSTROCITY :mad:

Jack: Take it easy Lucas, She may have eaten all the food....But she can NEVER Eat My Parodys!

*Sheriff TF And Dr. EFD Grab Jack and throw him in Jail Cell.*

Jack: What did i do this time?

Sheriff TF: Jaywalking.

Jack: But i wasnt jaywalking.

Sheriff TF: You were in MY Eyes.

Kelsey: But now what will we eat?

Chad: I Have prepared for such an occasion.

*Chad Walks over and signals for Magician to show up, Abe Vigoda shows Up in Magician Outfit.*

Abe: I AM THE GREAT VIGODA.

*Abe Turns Roby into a Duck*

Roby: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Abe: I Have to show off my AWESOME Powers.

Chad: But that still doesnt give us anything to eat.

Abe: Eat The Duck.

*Abe Vigoda walks away*

Lucas: Hes got a good idea....

Roby: Lucas, If you eat me Ill come back as a Ghost duck and HAUNT You.

Lucas: Anythings better than that awful Lepracaun That keeps telling me to Burn things....

Sheriff TF: Clay Aiken?

Lucas: Yeah I Think So.

*Kelsey walks up to Jail cell*

Jack: Help me Escape.

Kelsey: Scum like you belongs Behind bars, Jaywalking makes me SICK.

Jack: If you dont help me escape, Im gonna find a way out anyway, And ill come to your house and WHEN YOU SLEEP....

*Kelsey gets look of horror*

Jack: THATS RIGHT, ILL STEAL YOUR SILVERWARE.

Kelsey: NOOOOOOOOOO

Jack: AHAHAHAHAHA, I Have someone working for me now.

*Ravey walks over and destroys Jail, Grabs Jack and runs off.*

Jack: SEE YOU LATER, FOOLS! AHAHAHAHAHA

Dr. EFD: That Lowlife Scum is up to no good.

*Katie is shown on TV*

Katie: Who do you think put him up to it?

*Everyone Gasps*

Katie: Thats right. Jack, Ravey And I Have all been working for the Sinister Mind behind this all.

*Robert Goulet appears on screen*

Robert Goulet: HA HA HA, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY EVIL PLAN?

Chad: Mr. Goulet, Why?

Robert Goulet: Ill tell you why Young Man. One year ago i was kicked out of a baseball game, THE END.

Sheriff TF: What does that have to do with anything?

Robert Goulet: MUHAHAHAHAHAH

*Goulets thugs show up to take out everyone. TF Punches Thug 1, Dr. EFD Kicks Thug 2, Chad grabs Thug 3 and throws him up against the wall. Everyone than stops and has a tea party, Than Kelsey kicks Thug 4.*

Chad: I Think thats all of em.

*MG And Dana Elcar drive By In Taxi Cab.*

MG & Dana Elcar: STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

Lucas: Werent they in a speecboat earlier?

*Everyone Looks confused.*









Lucas, Your Up.

MG: Why did you think me and Dana were in a speed boat?

Chad: Because you were. Two minutes ago! This is weird!

*Dr. EFD runs out waving arms*

Dr. EFD: I’ve found a cure for colds!!!

Lucas Chad Kelsey Jack: WHAT??

Dr. EFD: Shoe laces, Roby’s spit and cheese!!

*Barry Manilow pops out*

Barry Manilow: The more you wonder the more you think! Muhahaha

Chad: That was strange. Very.

*Lucas goes to jail and is helping Jack escape*

Lucas: Ok, you know what to do right?

Jack: Yeah, I think so.

*The plan fails terribly and now Lucas is thrown in jail*

Lucas: Come on Sheriff let us out!

Jack: Yeah! Let us out!

Lucas: Jack, time for us to talk about music no one else has heard of!!

Jack: Let’s go.

*Lucas and Jack talk about music for hours*

Sheriff TF: Fine! I’ll let you two go!

*Kelsey walks out with a bowl cut*

Everyone together: WOW!
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Jack, your up

Jack : Im glad wre're out


Lucas : Ditto!

Jack : Hey, Kels!

Kelsey : Yeah

Jack : There's a dElorean over there *points to Roby with a DElorean*

Kelsey : Cool!

Roby : Hey guys, like my Delorean?


All : Yeah!

Roby : Any questions?

Jack : Can we go back.....TO THE FUTURE?

Roby : Sure! What year?

Jack : Hmmmm, how's 1965?

Roby : Okay, come on in!

*Jack, lucas and Kels go in Delorean to 1965*

Sheriff TF : What just happened?

Chad : Seems like Lucas, Jack and Kelsey wnet back to the future

MG : But theyre not Micheal j. Fox are they?

Chad : Right! Thats why its fun to watch fans ofh is go on the Delorean

*next scene plays, set in 1965, in a diner "Everybody Loves a Clown" by Gary lewis and the playboys is playing*

Roby : Here we go!

Jack : That guy over at the booth with a chocolate malt loks like Chad!

Lucas : Hey chad!

1965 Chad : Hey, where are you guys from?

Jack , Lucas and Kelsey : The future!

1965 Chad : Oh cool, Im gonna go put a song in the jukebox

Jack : OKay see ya

*Its Not uNusual by Tom Jones plays, as 1965 Chad lip syncs it into a ketchup bottle, and everyone dances*

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OKay, so who's next?
:confused:

I will.

Lucas: Wow. I love the 60s!

Jack: Me too!

Kelsey: Suck a egg.

Lucas and Jack: :rolleyes:

1965 Chad: Hey man, want a knife fight?

Lucas: No.

Jack: Bring it on.

Dr. EFD: NOOO *Jumps in front of knife and gets cut*

Lucas: NO, DR. EFD!!

Kelsey: Suck a egg.

Dr. EFD: I’m fine :D

Everyone together: Whew.

*Everyone breaks into song and dance*

Ill go again




Jack : That was close

Lucas : Sure was!

Kelsey : He shouldve just sucked an egg

Jack : How could he have? The only one there was had a chicken on it!

*all laugh *
Jack : I stil got it, even in 1965


1965 CHad : So, whta year in the future are you from?


All : 2003

1965 Chad : Okay just some questions? Who's president?

Jack : George W Bush Jr.

1965 Chad : Okay, another, are Garry Lewis and the PLayboys still a band?

Lucas : No, but they still have fans

1965 Chad : Okay, ummm, are The Beatles still a band


All : No


1965 Chad : Okay thats it, THanks!

*1965 Chad's buddy, 1965 TF comes in*

1965 TF : Hey Chad! Like my new mustang?:D

1965 chad : Yup!

1965 TF : Thanks!!! , BY the way, who are those three kids?



1965 Chad : Theyre from the future , 2003!

1965 TF : Cool!

1965 Chad : Yup!:D

KELSEY: TO EVERYONE FROM 1965- SUCK EGGS!!!!

*A riot breaks out as everyone goes back to 1880*

Sheriff TF: What's it like in the future?

Lucas: It's nice. They've got this band "Gary Lewis and the Playboys" who are great.

Sheriff TF: Ah.

Kelsey: Sit on it.

Sheriff TF: That's it. Your going to jail for cussing like that!

*The Tricks Rabit pops out*

Tricks Rabit: ME WANT BREAKFAST!!!

Lucas: I need to go to the barber.

Sheriff TF: No you don't. Infact I like your hair like that.

Lucas: Wow, thanks Sheriff. :blush:

Jack: I'm awesome.

Lucas: :mad: Who ate my cake?

Kelsey: *From jail cell* Sit on it.

Sheriff TF: You'll never learn huh?

Lucas: *Starts danceing* :dance:

Jack: This is no time for dancing. Because I WANT CAKE!

Lucas: Isn't it my cake?

Jack: I don't know. Who knows.

Chad: I'll smack yall.

Lucas: Oh I'm scared. You going to bring up the "Three Stooges" agian?

*Everyone laughs*

Sheriff TF: You know, this police station is great. No big time crooks or nothing.

Lucas: What about Jack? He's been in there many times. He's a menace! He should be locked away!

Sheriff TF: I agree! I'll take him to Slums Ville.

Everyone: :D

*Everyone takes Jack to the Slums Ville Jail as Willie Nelson pops out*

Willie Nelson: Objects in mirror are closer then they appear! Muahahaha

*Willie Nelson runs away*

Lucas: That was strange.

*Everyone starts to dance but after thedancing they notice Jack isn't in the cell*

Jack: Muhahaha I'm out!!

Sheriff TF: Where did that slum go? :mad:

Lucas: Maybe Dr. EFD will know!

*They call Dr. EFD*

Dr. EFD: I've found the cure for bad dancing!!

Everyone together: WHAT??

Dr. EFD: Marble cheese :D

Everyone: *Slaps EFD*

Dr. EFD: :(

*Later*

Lucas: We still haven't found Jack.

Sheriff TF: I know, I wonder where he would go.

Jack: Thanks for letting stay with you Mr. Goulet.

Robert Goulet: No problem Jack.

Jack: :D

*Chad walks up to Mr. Goulets house*

Chad: Oh, hi Mr. Goulet! I was wondering if you've seen Jack.

Robert Goulet: No, I haven't seen him....*his pointing to the closet*

Chad: Oh, ok if you do tell me ;)

*Chad walks over to closet*

Chad: I found you! *Swings door open*

Chad: Mr. Goulet I thought you said Jack was in here!

*Chad turns around and Robert Goulet is gone*

Chad: :eek3:

EFD-

I'm going
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Lucas: Hey everyone!

Chad: What?

Lucas: What's the matter?

Chad: TF has gone missing.

Lucas: Oh no, what are we going to do?

Chad: Were going to have to put a search party together.

Lucas: Ok, who should we get?

Chad: Jack, Kelsey, Linda, EFD, Katie and Roby.

Lucas: Ok.

*They ask everyone and everyone says yes*

*Everone looking*

Everyone: TF!!!!

Jack: I wonder if he was kidnapped?

Lucas: He was the Sheriff you idiot! How would he be kidnapped?

Jack: I don't know. Just a suggestion.

Chad: No one's a idiot. It could be very well true.

Kelsey: Suck a egg.

Jack, Chad and Lucas: Were getting sick of you saying that.

Kelsey: Sit on it.

Lucas: At least she's looking unlike EFD.

EFD: Yo baby, wanna get lucky?

Girl: If I did I'd go to Vegas. *Runs off in horror*

Lucas: Hahaha what's that strike 3?

EFD: It'll come. Just need some better pick up line.

*EFD see's girl*

EFD: Did it hurt?

Girl: Did what hurt?

EFD: When you fell from heaven!

*Girl slaps EFD*

Chad: EFD, were searching for TF. Not girls.

EFD: Ok. Sorry!

*Roby pops out*

Roby: Cheese for sale cheese for sale!!!

Lucas: Roby, this is no time for you tell sell chesse! :mad:

Roby: Sorry, gotta make some cash.

Chad: Well, do it later.

Roby: Fine :rolleyes:.

Kelsey: Sit on it Roby.

Chad: You do relize that saying is getting old fast?

Lucas: I agree. Get a new saying Kelsey!

Kelsey: Suck a egg.

Lucas Jack and Chad: :cuss:

Jack: Maybe some music will help us look :D

*Lucas see's something in bush's moving*

Lucas: What's going on here!

*He pulls out Bill Clinton*

Lucas: Mr. Clinton, what are you doing in the bush's?

Bill Clinton: I was look for Pres. BUSH! I still got it. Even out of work!

Lucas, Jack, Chad and Kelsey: :lol:

Chad: But Mr. Clinton, why were you REALLY in the bushs?

Bill Clinton: I was looking for my sax mouth peace. Didn't find it though. :(

Lucas: I feel for you sir. Please take this ham.

*Bill takes ham*

Bill Clinton: Ok, I was really in the bushs hiding TF. Here have him back. He's not talking.

*Everyone is happy*

TF, your next!

robyrob:When are we going to the supermarket to get food?

Sheriff TF: We'll go now.I'm hungry:

All:Me too.

*Everyone goes to supermarket*

chad:Well isn't this fine and dandy there no more olive loaf!

Jack:At least there's these funky cheese with holes in 'em!

chad:that's swiss cheese.I hate swiss cheese.Dont you waste your money on that fo...*chad mouth stays open with eyes huge*

*tall fat man with elamation points all oer his suit has stun gun*

Jack: Don't hurt me!These diamond rings on out fingers are not real diamonds!The president gae it to us!ASk him!

Lucas:Out of all the epople to say gae us imitation diamonds you picked out the president.

*robber chases after EFD,Luas and the rest and Jack trips on a banana*

No one notices and robber stands oer Jack.

robber:Well ambre.I'm gonnamake you mah brunch!*picks nose*

Jack:No!You can't please!

robber:Your time is up small fry.

*As robber is about to use the stun gun on Jack Cuba Gooding Jr. flies down in parachute pants and laugs at robber*

Cuba Gooding Jr.:Take this you large punctuation mark*takes off Jack's shoe and makes robber smell it*

*robber goes into coma*

Cuba Gooding Jr.:YAAAAAAAY*puts real pumpkin on*

*Eeryone in supermarket dances to Mandy's Day Away*

Jack: Hi Guys!!! I Just made a new Parody!!!

Sheriff TF: WHAT?

Jack: Ok let me read it to you guys.

*Jack is shown Back in Jail hitting a Metal Cup aganst the Bars*

Jack: Why am i in here again? :confused:

Sheriff TF: Ummm...WRITING ILEGAL PARODYS THATS WHAT.

Jack: Oh Okay!

Sheriff TF: *To Himself* I love being able to make the Rules. :grr:

*Sheriff TF walks out of the County Jail and sees EFD holding a Weiner up to his Mouth like a Mic*

EFD: ONLY BOLOGNA...ON A SLICE OF WHITE BREAD...

Sheriff TF: Better stop that or im putting you in Jail for Illegal Parody Wirtin Doc.

EFD: HA HA HA HA HA

*Sheriff TF throws EFD into Jail with Jack*

Jack: HI EFD! Want to hear my new Parody?

*EFD continues to sing Songs Related to Roy Orbison and Lunch Meat*

Chad: THE SCUM...Their Exchanging Parodys!

Sheriff TF: I know Chad...I know.

*Everyone watches Giant Raveys TV Except EFD and Jack who are in Jail*

Jack: I going swimming, Bye EFD.

EFD: We're in Jail...And we dont have the Key. :grr:

Jack: Oh Yeah...

*At night a Thunderstorm Begins and and Chad is shown Chasing Lucas with Chainsaw outside*

Lucas: SOMEBODY...HELP...

*Giant Ravey Walks up to Chad and Picks him up as Lucas hides Behind a Tree*

Sheriff TF: I thought i outlawed you Ravey.

Giant Ravey: YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTLAW ME FOOLISH MORTAL?

Sheriff TF: ...Yes.

*Giant Ravey Uproots a Tree and Chases Sheriff TF with it*

Sheriff TF: MUST...FIND...MIRACLE...GROW...NOW!

*Sheriff TF finds Small Box of Miracle Grow on the Ground and Pours it on his head, he then Grows to the size of Giant Ravey*

Sheriff TF: YES!

*Sheriff TF Picks up a Building and Throws it at Giant Ravey*

Sheriff TF: WHO ARE YOU CALLING FOOLISH NOW...PUNK?

*Giant Ravey Climbs up Beanstalk*

Giant Ravey: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME

*Sheriff TF gets axe and Chops down the Beanstalk*

Giant Ravey: *Slow Motion* NOOOOOOOOOO

*On the Ground Chad is using a Chainsaw to cut a Turkey he Caught and Cooked*

Lucas: FINALLY...We Eat!

*Chad Stepsaway from the Table*

Chad: EAT UP!

*Giant Ravey's Watch Falls onto the Table in slow Motion, Destroys the Table and Crushes the Turkey*

Kelsey: We arent having dinner tonight...Are we? :grr:

Sheriff TF: Well that Takes care of that. Why dont we all just Order take out?

*Sheriff TF Orders Some Tacos and Hamburgers from a Take-Out place down the Street and everyone Eats*



Next Person: Kels.

Kelsey: Finally a full stomach thanks Sheriff!

TF: No problem! -tips hat- I better go guard Jack and EFD I'm sure Jack is back from swimming.

Jack: TF PLEASE LET ME OUT!!!! I gotta a really good parody this time!!!!

TF: No.

Jack: PLEASEEEEE!!!

TF: No.

Chad: I'm here!!!

-addience claps-

TF&Jack: Where is that comming from???

Chad: Ignore that. Anyways your on MUST SEE DOODY!!!

TF&Jack: YAYYYYYYYY!!!

Chad: First question TF are you going to let Jack go?

TF: I don't want to look bad on TV so yes!

Chad: HERE ARE THE KEYS JACK RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!

-Jack runs for his life-

------
I pass to Lucas.

*Jack well running trips*

Sheriff TF: Muhahaha get back in jail you SUCM!

Jack: Stop calling me that, it's not nice.

Sheriff TF: I reckon.

Kelsey: Sit on it.

Jack and Sheriff TF: STOP IT!

Kelsey: Suck a egg.

Lucas: Ok, this has been a weird day. First we meet Bill Clinton then we learn about these "Three Stooges" and we've moved from 1885-1965-2003! ANd James Brown got nude. I'm lost.

Kelsey: Sit on it.

Chad: I reek of awesomeness.

Lucas: Suck a shoe.

Kelsey: :confused:

Lucas: anyone notice how weird this is? :confused:

*Chad drives by in wagon*

Chad: I WILL STOP THE MADNESS.

*Wagon flys off into sunset.*

Jack: WHATS THAT UP THAR

*Chad shoots off machine gun and Marshmellows fly out and hit Jack.*

Jack: NOOOOOOOO



I Pass to Kelsey.

-Kelsey looks out the window-
Kelsey: MARSHMELLOWS!!!!!!!

-Kelsey runs out with a big bag-

Kelsey: MUAHAHAHAH!!!! CHEW PUFFY MARASHMELLO-

Just then Ravey comes and takes all the Marshmellows and eats them all in on glup.

Kelsey: :(

Ravey: :D

Jack: I made a parody. The theme from Spiderman.
Ravey Giant,Ravey Giant, Can do anything a human can't
Eats all Kelsey's Marshmellows. And saved my life cuz I'm allergic! Hey look! Its Ravey GIANT!!! In the speed of a snail she arives very late!!!!!!! Ravey Gianttttttttttttt!!!

Chad: That was beautiful.

Jack: REALLY you love it???

Chad: No I met the Northen Lights behind you!!!

Jack: Oh yeah,pretty.

Chad: They are over you are looking at TF.

Jack: :eek:

TF: Back in Jail!!!!

Lucas: HURRAY!!!!!!

Katie: YAYYYYY!!!!!

MG,Dana and EFD: Woohoo.

Roby: QUACK!!!!!

-Everyone laughs at Roby-

Later in jail......

Jack: My parodies are so ditto.

TF: Yup.

Jack: :(

Lucas: JACK I'M HERE TO SAV-

-TF slams the door-

TF: Thats better. Now Roby watch Jack.

Roby: Quaker!

-TF laughs and gives Roby a cracker

----------------
Pass to TF.

Lucas: Geez!!!!!!!!!!

Chad: What?

Lucas: :cuss:

*TF walks out of the Jail and sees Dana Elcar Wearing a Leather Jacket with his Hair in a Mullet riding a Donkey*

Sheriff TF: Afternoon Senor Elcar

Dana Elcar: WOOO HOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERIFF!

Sheriff TF: Happy New Year to you too...

*TF Walks around and Finds Marshmellos all over the Ground*

Sheriff TF: Dang Litterers. :cuss:

*Chad Drives by Sheriff TF in a Wagon and Fires many more Marshmellos into the Air*

Sheriff TF: WHAT THE?

Chad: YEEEE HAAAA



Chad, Your Turn.

*Jack Walks over to TF.*

Jack: Hey Sheriff, I Challenge you to a Bunkhouse Brawl.

Sheriff TF: You Dont scare me Dirty Dan, Ill Make you scream like a Kid at an All Clown Party.

*Just than Mayor TJ Walks Up.*

Mayor TJ: Ainta gonna be no Bunkhouse Brawls In my town.

Dr. EFD: I Challenge you to a Bunkhouse Brawl Mayor SCUM BAG.

Mayor TJ: Im not here for trouble buddy, Remember...I Can take your liscence away from you.

Dr. EFD: You think Your a bad Hombre dont you? Well I Bet you all the Watermelon in this town your Yella.

Mayor TJ: Alright than, Double Bunkhouse brawl tonight. Myself and Jack vs Sheriff TF And Dr. EFD.

Dr. EFD: I Aint waitin for you.

*Dr. EFD Takes out gun and shoots at Mayor TJ Covering him in stringed Cheese. EFD Walks over and takes TJ's tophat and puts it on his head.*

Dr. EFD: I Reckon theirs a new mayor in this here town.





Your Turn EFD

robyrob:Quack.

Jack:What do ya want, rob?

*rob gets closer*

rob:QUAck!!!

rob thinking:I need beer!

Jack:What, rob?

rob:Quack!!

Well i'm sorry I don't know what you're saying:(, but i'll drink some beer so I won't hae to worry about you:king:.*Jack gets drunk*

rob:QUAAAAAAAAAckkkk!!!!!

--------

You're up, had.

Dr. EFD: I Reckon theirs a new mayor in this here town.

*Giant Ravey picks up EFD and throws him into a Building*

Giant Ravey: Their Certanly is EFD...None other than I.

*Jack overhears in Jail*

Jack: AWESOME!

Sheriff TF: Dont worry guys...I'll take care of Giant Ravey.

*Sheriff TF Attempts to Grab Giant Raveys Toe and Hurt it but Fails*

Ravey: YOU CANNOT HARM ME. HA HA HA HA

*Sheriff TF and the others run for cover Scared*

*Giant Ravey destroys City*

Kelsey: NOOOOOOO, SHES DESTORIEING THE CITY, THE HORRIER!

Chad: I Know just the person to help us in this time of need....

*Chad dials Hawai*

Chad: We need help.

*Giant Joanie Monster appears and does battle with Giant Ravey as EFD Looks up their skirts. They both stop, Look down and Step on EFD, Than start fighting again.*

Dr. EFD As Puddle: Diein Never felt so good.

Sheriff TF: :grr:

Jack: Ill cure you EFD.

*Jack pours magic Potion on EFD And EFD Appears as Duck.*

EFD: NOOOOOOO

Roby: HAHA! QUACK.

Lucas: The Giants are destroying the city.

Chad: Who Cares? This is a good fight.

Lucas: Cant argue with that. Nothing Like a Giant Catfight.

*Everyone sits back and watches fight*





Your Up TF.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Giant Ravey destroys City*

Kelsey: NOOOOOOO, SHES DESTORIEING THE CITY, THE HORRIER!

Chad: I Know just the person to help us in this time of need....

*Chad dials Hawai*

Chad: We need help.

*Giant Joanie Monster appears and does battle with Giant Ravey as EFD Looks up their skirts. They both stop, Look down and Step on EFD, Than start fighting again.*

Dr. EFD As Puddle: Diein Never felt so good.

Sheriff TF: :grr:

Jack: Ill cure you EFD.

*Jack pours magic Potion on EFD And EFD Appears as Duck.*

EFD: NOOOOOOO

Roby: HAHA! QUACK.

Lucas: The Giants are destroying the city.

Chad: Who Cares? This is a good fight.

Lucas: Cant argue with that. Nothing Like a Giant Catfight.

*Everyone sits back and watches fight*





Your Up TF.

Sheriff TF: GET HER GIANT JOANIE!

*Giant Joanie Slams Giant Ravey onto te Ground and Smashes EFD again. Giant Ravey gets up and Begins fighting again*

Lucas: Im getting me some Popcorn.

*Giant Ravey Pins Giant Joanie onto the Ground and Curses in her Face. Giant Joanie appears lifeless and Giant Ravey Stands tall looking Proud*

Giant Ravey: I AM UNSTOPABLE. I RULE THE WORLD!

*Giant Joanie awakens and stands up*

Giant Joanie: Oh no you dont...I HAVE A KLONDIKE BAR!

Giant Ravey: :confused:

*The Giants Begin Fighting Again*

Lucas: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT





I Pass To EFD.

Giant Joanie:YOU WILL PAY FOR BREAKING MY FINGERNAIL.

*Jack is trapped the middle of the street as Giant Joanie's nail has him trapped in pain*

Giant Joanie: TAKE THIS! *throws Giant Ravey in ocean*

Giant Ravey:WHY YOU!

*Giant Joanie runs to ocean and does summer sailt in it whih causes earthquake*

Giany Joanie:OUcH.

Giant Raey:YOUE MADE A BIG MISTAKE. *Ravey picks up Joanie. Ravey goes for F5, but Giant Joanie grabs Giant Ravey's Giant Shirt to stop her on her way down and accidently rips off Ravey's top*

*whole town is in silence*

EFD:Quack a baby.

Giant Joanie:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Giant Ravey's eyes get huge as she stairs at Giant Joanie*

Giant Ravey and Giant Joanie pull each others hair*

Sheriff TF:come on Joanie dont let her win!!

chad:Right now i'm not thinking about who's gonna win!

Lucas:You got that right partner.

Kelsey:They both should suck on Giant Eggs.

*Giant Joanie is putting Giant Ravey's face in the ocean drowning her, but Giant Raey throws seaweed in Giant Joanie's eyes and falls down on her back:

*Giant Joanie gets up and stands looking FURIOUSLY*

Giant Joanie:Get up squirt.IT' OER!!!

*Giant Joanie starts to run as a tree catches her clothes and rips them off leaving her only in a bikini*

Woodrow Wilson:Now i'll drink to that!

Sheriff TF:Since when where you here?

*Woodrow dries away on mini motorcycle*

Giant Ravey:HAHAHAHAHAHA.AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY WITH MY TOP OFF.YOU'RE JUST LEFT IN A BIKINI!

*Giant Ravey does moonsault on Giant Joanie which causes buildings to collapse and and food to come out of stores and an egg lands in Kelsey's mouth*

*Tree branch comes down and lands on Ravey's skirt*

Giant Ravey:HOW DID THAT FEEL LITTLE MISSY?!HAHAHA!

Giant Joanie:*notices tree branch is stuck to Giant Ravey's skirt*

Giant Joanie:FEELING cOLD RAvEY?

GIANT RAVEY:IT LOOKS LIKE IT I HIT YOU A LITTLE "TOO" HARD!HAHAHAHAHA!

*Giant Joanie grabs the part of the branch on the floor of the ocean and pulls it back fast ripping off Ravey's skirt*

*Jack is writing parody of Great Balls Of Fire*

All guys:WE WIN.

Kelsey:What dod you mean?They're still fighting!

All guys:AND IT'S GETTING BETTER AS EAcH SEcOND GOES BY

__________________

You're up TF.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Giant Joanie:YOU WILL PAY FOR BREAKING MY FINGERNAIL.

*Jack is trapped the middle of the street as Giant Joanie's nail has him trapped in pain*

Giant Joanie: TAKE THIS! *throws Giant Ravey in ocean*

Giant Ravey:WHY YOU!

*Giant Joanie runs to ocean and does summer sailt in it whih causes earthquake*

Giany Joanie:OUcH.

Giant Raey:YOUE MADE A BIG MISTAKE. *Ravey picks up Joanie. Ravey goes for F5, but Giant Joanie grabs Giant Ravey's Giant Shirt to stop her on her way down and accidently rips off Ravey's top*

*whole town is in silence*

EFD:Quack a baby.

Giant Joanie:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Giant Ravey's eyes get huge as she stairs at Giant Joanie*

Giant Ravey and Giant Joanie pull each others hair*

Sheriff TF:come on Joanie dont let her win!!

chad:Right now i'm not thinking about who's gonna win!

Lucas:You got that right partner.

Kelsey:They both should suck on Giant Eggs.

*Giant Joanie is putting Giant Ravey's face in the ocean drowning her, but Giant Raey throws seaweed in Giant Joanie's eyes and falls down on her back:

*Giant Joanie gets up and stands looking FURIOUSLY*

Giant Joanie:Get up squirt.IT' OER!!!

*Giant Joanie starts to run as a tree catches her clothes and rips them off leaving her only in a bikini*

Woodrow Wilson:Now i'll drink to that!

Sheriff TF:Since when where you here?

*Woodrow dries away on mini motorcycle*

Giant Ravey:HAHAHAHAHAHA.AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY WITH MY TOP OFF.YOU'RE JUST LEFT IN A BIKINI!

*Giant Ravey does moonsault on Giant Joanie which causes buildings to collapse and and food to come out of stores and an egg lands in Kelsey's mouth*

*Tree branch comes down and lands on Ravey's skirt*

Giant Ravey:HOW DID THAT FEEL LITTLE MISSY?!HAHAHA!

Giant Joanie:*notices tree branch is stuck to Giant Ravey's skirt*

Giant Joanie:FEELING cOLD RAvEY?

GIANT RAVEY:IT LOOKS LIKE IT I HIT YOU A LITTLE "TOO" HARD!HAHAHAHAHA!

*Giant Joanie grabs the part of the branch on the floor of the ocean and pulls it back fast ripping off Ravey's skirt*

*Jack is writing parody of Great Balls Of Fire*

All guys:WE WIN.

Kelsey:What dod you mean?They're still fighting!

All guys:AND IT'S GETTING BETTER AS EAcH SEcOND GOES BY

__________________

You're up TF.

*Giant Joanie Grabs Giant Ravey and trys to Flip her over but instead Giant Joanie trips on a Rock and they both Fall into the Lake Overflowing it Causing a Huge Wave of water to come Barreling Twoards the Gang*

Sheriff TF: GUYS...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

EFD: NOOOOOOOOO...IT WAS JUST GETTING TO THE GOOD PART!

CHAD: AHHHH EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

*The Giant Wave Swallows everyone up and washes every last bit of the town away. Jack who is in the Jail at the Other side of Town see the wave comming and look in horror*

Jack: WHAT THE HECK? NOOOOOO

*The Water Washes the Wallks of the Jail away and all that is left is One wall and Some Jail Bars*

Jack: AWESOME! Im going to go show the others my new Parody, Bye.


*Back near the Lake, everyone awakens in a Small pool of water where the lake once stood*

Sheriff TF: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDPAqwXfp7WpLbhXWCnAlW7NxOSng2FHHIZHWMxcwdAhvltnOltduhKHRjfMPBbnkouPouzEsFpR2gfl3CvfXdUErqSRfQ6sFgBgNP1i*9AGX0*aOJ5WA/smiley.gif?dc=4675408991755614044...What just happened?

Lucas: WHERED JOANIE AND RAVEY GO?

Chad: *Chokes up water*

*Sheriff TF steps up into water about a foot deep and Serveys the Damage as Jack walks up*

Jack: Hi TF Let me show you my Parody.

Sheriff TF: Jack...Not now...NOT NOW.

*EFD crawls up*

EFD: WHAT...THE....HECK....?

Sheriff TF: Im Not Sure EFD. But as soon as we Rebuild the Town Your going to Jail. :grr:

Dr. EFD: :grr:

*Later on everyone is Huddled around a Campfire on a hill away from the Water*

Chad: OHHHH GIVVVVE ME A HOOOOOMMME WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAAAAAAM AND THE DEEEER AND I DONT KNOW THE REST OF THE SOOOOONG.

*Sheriff TF roasts a Hotdog*

Sheriff TF: What a Day weve had today.

Dana Elcar: I know, that Catfight was DABOMB. Too bad it ended Early. :( Have any Bologna?

*Chad hands Dana a Bologna and everyone begins to sing songs except for Dana Elcar who is eating a Bolognadog*

Dana Elcar: Too bad they had to fall in the Lake, i wanted to see who would win.

Sheriff TF: Wait...What happened to the Giants?

*Loud footsteps can be heard as Giant Joanie and Ravey get ready for another Fight*

Dana Elcar: YES!!!! IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS!

EFD: ALRIGHT!

Kelsey: Not Again...

I pass to Kelsey.

-The next day the town rebuilds-
TF: That was alot of work.

Kelsey: You didn't do anything!!!

TF: I know thats why its so great :D

-Kelsey,Chad,Lucas,Jack,and EFD are tired-

TF: Time to go to jail EFD.

Jack: Before he goes to jail EFD I got a parody I made its the theme from-

EFD: TAKE ME TO JAIL OF ALL THE MISREY!!!

Chad: Where did the giants go?

Lucas: Jack toke them to a National Zoo in Calgary.

Chad: I guess Calgary is going to make lots of money now.

Lucas: Yup!

-Everyone laughs-

TF: So EFD enjoying your time in jail?

EFD: You bet.

Jack: I'm working at Calgary Zoo. Roby is the mascot!!!

Roby: QUACK!

-Jack laughs-

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Pass to Chad.

Can i play? And if i can how exactly does this work? :lol:

*Robert Goulet appears at Zoo at night and lets Giants out.*

Robert: You will do my bidding in return.

Giant Ravey: Why should we?

Giant Joanie: Just do as he says.

Giant Ravey: What if i dont wanna?

Robert Goulet: UH OH!

*Multiple Closeups Of Robert Goulet with his hands on the sides of his Mouth and mouth wide open are shown as The Giants head back to town fighting.*

Chad: Well their back.

Dr. EFD: YES

Lucas: Robert Goulet is my hero.

Sheriff TF: He already was my hero, But I Have a hankering to shoot Jack,

*TF Shoots Jack*

Jack: Why am i still alive?

TF: WHAAAAAA?

*Multiple Closeups Of Robert Goulet with his hands on the sides of his Mouth and mouth wide open are shown*

Kelsey: I Will Get rid of those Giants Myself.

*Kelsey grabs TF's gun and walks towards Giants*

Sheriff TF: KELSEY, THE GUNS NOT LOADED.

Dana Elcar: AND IM NOT DONE WATCHING THEM FIGHT!




Continued By TF

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
Can i play? And if i can how exactly does this work? :lol:

Whoever writes gets to pick who writes the next part of the story. TF Is up next, Than whoever he picks after that gets to write. Might wanna read the whole story to see whats going on. :grr:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Whoever writes gets to pick who writes the next part of the story. TF Is up next, Than whoever he picks after that gets to write. Might wanna read the whole story to see whats going on. :grr: Ok.

OMG... I cant read all that :faint:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
OMG... I cant read all that :faint:


At least skim throuh it.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
At least skim throuh it.


I read alot of your first post on the first page. Can i just read the last page? 'Cause i dont think i can read all of it. Atleast anytime soon :eek:

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
OMG... I cant read all that :faint:

Don't skim through it.It'll go by fast because it's awesome.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Robert Goulet appears at Zoo at night and lets Giants out.*

Robert: You will do my bidding in return.

Giant Ravey: Why should we?

Giant Joanie: Just do as he says.

Giant Ravey: What if i dont wanna?

Robert Goulet: UH OH!

*Multiple Closeups Of Robert Goulet with his hands on the sides of his Mouth and mouth wide open are shown as The Giants head back to town fighting.*

Chad: Well their back.

Dr. EFD: YES

Lucas: Robert Goulet is my hero.

Sheriff TF: He already was my hero, But I Have a hankering to shoot Jack,

*TF Shoots Jack*

Jack: Why am i still alive?

TF: WHAAAAAA?

*Multiple Closeups Of Robert Goulet with his hands on the sides of his Mouth and mouth wide open are shown*

Kelsey: I Will Get rid of those Giants Myself.

*Kelsey grabs TF's gun and walks towards Giants*

Sheriff TF: KELSEY, THE GUNS NOT LOADED.

Dana Elcar: AND IM NOT DONE WATCHING THEM FIGHT!




Continued By TF *Closeup of Dana Elcars face is Shown as he Yells "NOOOOOOOOO" in slow Motion*

Dana Elcar: *Grabs out Jackknife and runs infront of Kelsey* I AM GOING TO SEE WHO WINS THIS FIGHT IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO.

*Kelsey looks Terrified and runs off*

Dana Elcar: NOBODY Interrupts a Giant Catfight when im watching.

*Dana Elcar Roasts Whole Bologna by the fire and Watches the fight*



Your Turn MG. :grr:

Originally posted by TheFonz
*Closeup of Dana Elcars face is Shown as he Yells "NOOOOOOOOO" in slow Motion*

Dana Elcar: *Grabs out Jackknife and runs infront of Kelsey* I AM GOING TO SEE WHO WINS THIS FIGHT IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO.

*Kelsey looks Terrified and runs off*

Dana Elcar: NOBODY Interrupts a Giant Catfight when im watching.

*Dana Elcar Roasts Whole Bologna by the fire and Watches the fight*



Your Turn MG. :grr:

OOC: Erm, i'm kinda confused. All of this sounds pretty odd :lol:

Ignore this. :D

I want to play this, but i have no clue with whats going on. Oh well :( Pass to Kels.

Originally posted by *Kels*
Ignore this. :D Too late :cuss: :p

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
I want to play this, but i have no clue with whats going on. Oh well :( Pass to Kels. OK I'll make one!!:lol:

Dana: MORE MORE!!!

Kelsey: Sicko Anyways during my part of the story I'm somewhere els-

Chad: NO ONE CARES!!!!!

Dana: :drool:

TF: This is enjoyable. Jack pass the popcorn. JACK???

-Jack comes out singing a parody of his own-

Jack: This is from Figaro song....
GIANTTTSSSSSSS!!!! GIANTSSSSS!!!

TF: I'm so going to arrested you.

Jack: :(

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Pass to Chad.

Originally posted by *Kels*
Dana: MORE MORE!!!

Kelsey: Sicko Anyways during my part of the story I'm somewhere els-

Chad: NO ONE CARES!!!!!

Dana: :drool:

TF: This is enjoyable. Jack pass the popcorn. JACK???

-Jack comes out singing a parody of his own-

Jack: This is from Figaro song....
GIANTTTSSSSSSS!!!! GIANTSSSSS!!!

TF: I'm so going to arrested you.

Jack: :(

----
Pass to Chad.

Jack: Let me show you all my new parody. Their was a...

*The lights go off and John Cenas theme plays as Lights flash all over and John Cena walks out wearing a jersey.*

John Cena: Jack Wilson, Your Parodys are weak, I Aint Kidding, They definitely Reek. You walk all around thinking your funny, To avoid hearing your Parodys i would pay big Money.

Jack: What?

John Cena: A Freestyle Parody Contest is what i challenge you to Kid, So Listen to a pro and shut your lid.

*Jack Looks sad*

Cena: Oh whats the matter Jack, Got no Come Back? Im Living in a Mansion Kid, Your Living in a shack. You say i still got it Yet your as funny as My Hand, If you ever try out professional youll sink faster than quick sand.

Jack: Your coming out and telling rap, But I Think your a sap.

*Jack laughs histerically as Cena looks confused.*

Cena: That was so lame even Idiots wouldnt laugh, I Am A Man, And your only half. You want to look into your future careers, Forgot that comedian Jazz Youll be selling me Pants at sears.

*Cena looks at catfight.*

Cena: And Now that im done dealing with with you Hicks, Im gonna go get myself some 50 ft chicks.

*Cena walks towards Catfight but accidently gets stepped On By Joanie.*

Jack: Aww, To Bad. ;)

Sheriff TF: Your Under arrest.

Jack: WHY NOW?

Sheriff TF: For getting WHOOPED in that contest.





Pass to TF.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Jack: Let me show you all my new parody. Their was a...

*The lights go off and John Cenas theme plays as Lights flash all over and John Cena walks out wearing a jersey.*

John Cena: Jack Wilson, Your Parodys are weak, I Aint Kidding, They definitely Reek. You walk all around thinking your funny, To avoid hearing your Parodys i would pay big Money.

Jack: What?

John Cena: A Freestyle Parody Contest is what i challenge you to Kid, So Listen to a pro and shut your lid.

*Jack Looks sad*

Cena: Oh whats the matter Jack, Got no Come Back? Im Living in a Mansion Kid, Your Living in a shack. You say i still got it Yet your as funny as My Hand, If you ever try out professional youll sink faster than quick sand.

Jack: Your coming out and telling rap, But I Think your a sap.

*Jack laughs histerically as Cena looks confused.*

Cena: That was so lame even Idiots wouldnt laugh, I Am A Man, And your only half. You want to look into your future careers, Forgot that comedian Jazz Youll be selling me Pants at sears.

*Cena looks at catfight.*

Cena: And Now that im done dealing with with you Hicks, Im gonna go get myself some 50 ft chicks.

*Cena walks towards Catfight but accidently gets stepped On By Joanie.*

Jack: Aww, To Bad. ;)

Sheriff TF: Your Under arrest.

Jack: WHY NOW?

Sheriff TF: For getting WHOOPED in that contest.





Pass to TF.
*Sheriff TF throws Jack into the Jail Cell*

Sheriff TF: IN JAIL WHERE YA BELONG...SCUM.

Jack: Cool!

Sheriff TF: Im going to watch the Catfight. Theyve been going on for Hours.

*Sheriff TF walks over and sits on a Hill witha Perfect View of the Catfight*

Dana Elcar: Hello Sheriff.

*EFD Joins*

Sheriff TF: Hi Doc.

*Two more Random Giant Girls start fighting with Ravey and Joanie*

Dana Elcar: THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. Hand me my Six Pack of Bud Light EFD.

*Kelsey Builds a Corner Store in 5 Minutes*

Kelsey: *Stands Behind Cash Register* Perfect.

*Don Porter Walks in*

Kelsey: DON PORTER.

Don Porter: I would like to Perchase One Ticket to the Catfight.

Kelsey: Is EFD Selling those? :grr:

Don Porter: Yes, another man too... I believe the mans name was Dana...Dana Elcar. NOW WHERES MY TICKET? Dont want to miss the good stuff.

Kelsey: Umm...Thatll be 5 Dollars *Writes "Ticket" in Crayon on a Ripped Peice of Paper* Their you go sir.

Don Porter: Worth Every Penny. Thank You.

*Back at the Fight Abe Vigoda Walks Up*

EFD: How did you get in without Paying?

*Abe Vigoda Turns EFD into a Talking Pie*

Dana Elcar: WHAT YA GOT THAR ABE?

Abe Vigoda: A Pie. Cherry to be Exact.

*Dana Elcar Grabs Pie and Eats it in one bite, Pie Tin and All*

Dana: Best Darn Pie ive EVER EATIN.


Whos Next?

Originally posted by TheFonz
*Sheriff TF throws Jack into the Jail Cell*

Sheriff TF: IN JAIL WHERE YA BELONG...SCUM.

Jack: Cool!

Sheriff TF: Im going to watch the Catfight. Theyve been going on for Hours.

*Sheriff TF walks over and sits on a Hill witha Perfect View of the Catfight*

Dana Elcar: Hello Sheriff.

*EFD Joins*

Sheriff TF: Hi Doc.

*Two more Random Giant Girls start fighting with Ravey and Joanie*

Dana Elcar: THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. Hand me my Six Pack of Bud Light EFD.

*Kelsey Builds a Corner Store in 5 Minutes*

Kelsey: *Stands Behind Cash Register* Perfect.

*Don Porter Walks in*

Kelsey: DON PORTER.

Don Porter: I would like to Perchase One Ticket to the Catfight.

Kelsey: Is EFD Selling those? :grr:

Don Porter: Yes, another man too... I believe the mans name was Dana...Dana Elcar. NOW WHERES MY TICKET? Dont want to miss the good stuff.

Kelsey: Umm...Thatll be 5 Dollars *Writes "Ticket" in Crayon on a Ripped Peice of Paper* Their you go sir.

Don Porter: Worth Every Penny. Thank You.

*Back at the Fight Abe Vigoda Walks Up*

EFD: How did you get in without Paying?

*Abe Vigoda Turns EFD into a Talking Pie*

Dana Elcar: WHAT YA GOT THAR ABE?

Abe Vigoda: A Pie. Cherry to be Exact.

*Dana Elcar Grabs Pie and Eats it in one bite, Pie Tin and All*

Dana: Best Darn Pie ive EVER EATIN.


Whos Next?

*TF Is trying to get Dana to barf up EFD When Chad is talking to one of the 2 random Giant girls who is in Red Bikini.*

Chad: How you doin?

Girl: My Names Karen.

Chad: Whats a nice girl like you doing in a catfight like this?

Karen: Im not sure.

*Abe Vigoda brings Karen to normal size and her and Chad walk into Tool Shed.*

Jack: I Like Eggs.


Pass to Kels.

Kelsey: Look at those crazy guys watching a giant girl fight thats terrible!!!

-Kelsey turns on TV and sees a match between Anson Williams and MJF on TV-

Kelsey: :drool:

Jack: Can I have a ticket??

Kelsey: I thought you where already watching that fight?

Jack: EFD won't let me watch :(

Addience: Awwwwww

Kelsey: WHAT WAS THAT???

Jack: I don't know...

-Kelsey gets out her magic crayon and writes Ticket-
$5.00.

Jack: Thanks :D

-Lucas comes in-

Lucas: I GOT A FIVE!!!!

Kelsey: Thats an canadian 5 cheapo get out 7 dollars canadian.

Lucas: You use to be cool.

Kelsey: Sit on it.

Addience: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Kelsey: I gotta find out where thats coming from.

-Lucas and Jack run back to the guys-

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TF.

*Later on all the Giants Make Peace*

Giant Ravey: Why dont you Change us all to Normal Sizes? Wed like to meet the MEN of this Town.

Abe Vigoda: Sure. all of you stand in a Row.

*Just then TF and Chad walk up Behind the Giant Girls*

Abe Vigoda: ABRA CADABRA!

*The Girls Change to Normal size, but Chad and TF are nowhere to be seen*

Chad: Looks like Abe Vigoda isnt as good of a Magican as we thought...

Sheriff TF: WAIT A MINUTE...THEY DIDNT STAY THE SAME, WE SHUNK TOO!

Chad: YOUR RIGHT...

Sheriff TF: Not to Worry. We can just tell Abe to Change us Back.

Abe Vigoda: I think its time i hand in my Wand, all it seems to cause anymore is trouble.

*Abe Burns Wand*

Chad & TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mary: You hear something Karen?

Karen: No, what did it sound like?

Mary: I couldve sworn i heard someone Yelling...

Karen: Probably just a Dog Howling or something.

Lucas: Hey Guys...What ever happened to Chad and TF?

Dana Elcar: I dont know, must be out hunting or Something. Im going to go get some Tacos at the Take out down the street.

*Chad and TF follow Dana to the Take-out place and Climb up a Table*

Sheriff TF: Think we can get his Attention?

Chad: Lets hope so.

*Chad & TF Both climb up on Cereal Bowl and fall in just as Rick Moranis dips his Spoon in to Take a Bite. Chad and TF are both Lifted on the Spoon*

Chad & TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rick Moranis: WAITER THEIRS TWO FLIES IN MY CEREAL!

*Chad and TF Jump into the Bowl of Cereal, Climb out and Run for their Lives*

Chad: Stupid Vigoda, Now we're stuck like this forever.

TF: This might not be so bad Chad.

Chad: WHAAAAA?

*Many closeups of Chad Looking surprised are shown.*

TF: Well, At this size we can play pranks on the others and theyll never know its us.

Chad: THATS TRUE!

*Chad walks over and grabs stick and walks over to Kelsey who is sitting down. Chad pokes her butt with stick and Kelsey turns around and sees Jack standing their.*

Kelsey: FRESH

*Kelsey Slaps Jack as TF Walks over to Lucas's Plate of Speghetti and pees all over it. Lucas gets back and eats some.*

Lucas: MAMA MIA THATS A SPICY MEATABALLA.

*Dana Elcar walks out of Outhouse without Flushing, Jack walks in and sees Puddle of Waste.*

Jack: EWWW, POOPY.

Poop: Its me stupid.

Jack: WHAAAAAA?

Poop: EFD. I Was Pie, Than Elcar Pooped me out. Pick me up and take me to Vigoda.

Jack: Do i have to?

EFD: Yes

Jack: Abe Busted his wand anyway.

EFD: NOOOOOOOOO

*Jack Picks up Pile of EFD And runs off.*

Abe: WHAT YA GOT THAR JACK?

Jack: EFD

Abe: Jack.....Your an Imbacel.

*Later that Night Chad finds Dollhouse In Kelseys Store.*

Chad: We can sleep in their for now. We'll have some more fun for awhile before telling anyone.

TF: Their probably wondering where we are now.

*Shows everyone else sitting by campfire.*

Ravey: Whatever happened to Chad and TF?

Lucas: Who?





Pass To TF

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Chad: Stupid Vigoda, Now we're stuck like this forever.

TF: This might not be so bad Chad.

Chad: WHAAAAA?

*Many closeups of Chad Looking surprised are shown.*

TF: Well, At this size we can play pranks on the others and theyll never know its us.

Chad: THATS TRUE!

*Chad walks over and grabs stick and walks over to Kelsey who is sitting down. Chad pokes her butt with stick and Kelsey turns around and sees Jack standing their.*

Kelsey: FRESH

*Kelsey Slaps Jack as TF Walks over to Lucas's Plate of Speghetti and pees all over it. Lucas gets back and eats some.*

Lucas: MAMA MIA THATS A SPICY MEATABALLA.

*Dana Elcar walks out of Outhouse without Flushing, Jack walks in and sees Puddle of Waste.*

Jack: EWWW, POOPY.

Poop: Its me stupid.

Jack: WHAAAAAA?

Poop: EFD. I Was Pie, Than Elcar Pooped me out. Pick me up and take me to Vigoda.

Jack: Do i have to?

EFD: Yes

Jack: Abe Busted his wand anyway.

EFD: NOOOOOOOOO

*Jack Picks up Pile of EFD And runs off.*

Abe: WHAT YA GOT THAR JACK?

Jack: EFD

Abe: Jack.....Your an Imbacel.

*Later that Night Chad finds Dollhouse In Kelseys Store.*

Chad: We can sleep in their for now. We'll have some more fun for awhile before telling anyone.

TF: Their probably wondering where we are now.

*Shows everyone else sitting by campfire.*

Ravey: Whatever happened to Chad and TF?

Lucas: Who?





Pass To TF
Ravey: Nevermind.

*Back at the Outhouse*

Jack: EFD I Dont like you as Poop......PU

EFD: PU? PU? FU!

Jack: Want to hear my Latest Parody?

EFD: No.

Jack: Ok! Its a Gary Lewis Parody! ....

*Chad and TF are exploring the Dollhouse*

Sheriff TF: DUDE! THE TV REALLY WORKS!

Chad: AWESOME! It has 1000 Channels too

Sheriff TF: Im feeling right at home in here. :D

*At the Campfire*

Ravey: Guys...Im getting worried about Chad and TF, its getting late and they arent anywhere around.

Lucas: Think we should look for them.

Dana Elcar: Maybe we should form a Search Party.

*Later on after hours of looking everyone comes back without any luck*

Dana: Not a TRACE.

Karen: I hope Their Ok. :(

Don Porter: Im sure they will show up by Morning, i suggest we all get a good nights sleep so we can Search more in the Morning.



Sorry i didnt do much, your Turn EFD.

OOC: Keep Me and TF Shrunk and EFD Poop for awhile. Keeps storylines open.

*Later on Jack is shown Sneeking some booze into the Kitchen*

Jack: :D

*Jack pours some into a Glass then goes into another room to get something just as Chad and TF jump onto the Counter.*

Sheriff TF: Geesh im THIRSTY. Lets get something to Drink.

Chad: Jacko just Poured some Soda, lets Drink that.

Sheriff TF: SMELLS LIKE...BOOZE!

Chad: Sheriff are you kidding? Jacko never Boozes!

Sheriff TF: Your right, lets get to this before Jacko does.

*Chad and TF both Guzzle the booze not knowing what it is*

Chad: THATS SOME TASTAY SODA TFER!

TF: YEEEEEP.

*Chad and TF both Stagger and fall off the Counter, then head back to the Store*

*Later on Chad and TF are Shown sitting on the Roof of the Dollhouse, Chad is wearing a Suit like Woodys (From Toy Story) and TF is dressed in a Spaceman Costume like Buzzs*

*Chad and TF begin to sing*

Sheriff TF: You've got a friend in me

Chad: You've got a friend in me

Sheriff TF: When the road looks rough ahead

Chad: And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed

Sheriff TF: You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me

Chad: Yeah, you've got a friend in me

Sheriff TF: You've got a friend in me

Chad: You've got a friend in me

Sheriff TF: You've got troubles and I got 'em too

Chad: There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you

Sheriff TF: We stick together and see it through

Chad: 'Cause you've got a friend in me

Sheriff TF: You've got a friend in me

Chad: Some other folks might be

Sheriff TF: A little bit smarter than I am

Chad: Bigger and stronger too, maybe

Sheriff TF: But none of them
Will ever love you the way I do

Chad: It's me and you, boy

Sheriff TF: And as the years roll by

Chad: Our friendship will never die

Sheriff TF: You're gonna see, it's our destiny

Chad: You've got a friend in me

Sheriff TF: You've got a friend in me

Chad and TF: YOUVE GOT A FRIEEEEND IN...MEEEEEEE!



Next Turn: Chad...No Exceptions.

Chad: Boy i tell ye, That was GREATZKY

TF: HAHAHAHAHA, YOU SAID GRETZKY.

*Chad punches TF*

*Chad and TF Go in dol house for night when in other house Jack is hauling EFD Around in wagon*

Jack: Wonder who drank my booze.

EFD: Jack your an idiot.

Jack: Ditto.




Passed to EFD.

Jack:Well i'm tired.I'm gonna hit the hay.Night EFD.

EFD:Jack...it's 11:34 in the morning:

Jack:cool!More time to write parodies!

EFD:Why did I do that...Hey, Look!It's Richard Dean Anderson!

Jack:coooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!Ya think he'd like to here one of my parodies?

EFD:*Takes piece of self off and throws it at Jack's eye*

Jack:cool:(!!!!!!!!!!!

EFD:Hey, Richard!Want some dinner with us!

Richard Dean Anderson: Don't know who the hell you are, but sure!

*As Richard Dean Anderson is walking across the street Grady Wilson is driing out of control and hits Richard Dean Anderson flipping him oer*

*Grady keeps driing with a big smile on as he and the entire unierse laugh at Richard Dean Anderson*

----

I forgot if had wanted to go net.

Grady: Sit on it.

Kelsey: I have a feeling we'll become good friends :D

Lucas: Oh no, what's next?

*Bill Clinton jumps out of bushs*

Bill Clinton: HELLO, agian guys and gals!

Everyone: Hi Bill :rolleyes:.....why are you in the bushs agian?

Bill Clinton: Still haven't found George BUSH!

Chad: You know, Bill. That's getting old.

Bill Clinton: Do you guys sell socks?

*Roby pops out*

Roby: I sell socks, hams, cheese, steaks and hearts lungs and OTHER BODY PARTS :D

Bill Clinton: Body parts eh?

Everyone: :grr:

Bill Clinton: Me want ham.

Roby: That's $8 :mad:

Bill Clinton: $8 WHOLE dollars?

Lucas: Why are we talking about this? *Pushs Bill Clinton back into bushs*

Chad: Thanks man.

Lucas: No problemo. :D

*Everyone laughs*
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Pass to Jack

Jack : Bill, what are you doing in the bushes?

Bill : Filling on for Dick Cheney! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!


*all laugh*

Chad : So hwat was it like in 1965?

Jack : There's mustangs, girls, music, malts etc.

Chad : Rootin, tootin, red hot chicks?


Jack : Yeah ;)

Sheriff TF : Any cowgirls?

Lucas : We didnt see any

Sheriff TF : Aw darn!:mad: YOU TELL ME THE FUTURE IS GOOD ANDT HERESN O COWGIRLS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :cuss:

Lucas : Sorry

Sheriff TF : As sheriff , I have to wtach many grils, most of them are cowgirls, I secretly taket hem up tom y ranch every night ;)


Cowgirl : Hey TF

TF : Hey, Ellie May, how are you?

Elyl may : Fine

TF : Wanna go to my ranch for a chcili dog and maybe ab it more?

Elly may : Sure!

Chad : Let's spy on them

Jack : Why?

Chad : See what they say, ive done it before, spiedo n htem that is

Jack and Lucas : Ah

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Lucas, youre next

*Up at the ranch*

Lucas: All I see is TF, and he's eating beans.

Jack: Beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you FART!

Lucas: Huh?

Chad: This is no time for jokes, we need to get to the bottom of this!

Sheriff TF: Is that you out there, Chad?

Chad: No, it's the trees now go back to Ellie May!

Sheriff TF: Oh ok, thanks Mr. Tree!

Chad: Whew, were lucky hes dumb.

Lucas and Jack: :nod:

Lucas: I think Roby is really Porky Pig.

Chad and Jack: Who's Porky Pig?

Lucas: I don't know. :lol:

Chad: Want me to hit you in a Three Stooge manor?

Lucas and Jack: Who are the Three Stooges?

Chad: I don't know!!! :confused:
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Pass to Jack

Jack : Probably The ThreeStooges are people in the duture

Chad : Yeah


Lucas : Het TF, how are the beans?


*loud noiseb going "PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT"* is heard


Chad : Whats that sm...........TF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss:

Seriff : Sorry CHad, it mustve been the beans


Ellie May : Yeah *makes PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT* sounds



Lucas : Okay, ummmmmmmm....

Jack : Lets' get our closepins, put them ono ur nosesds and watch the rest of the fart festival

*TF and Ellie May keep farting, the smell spreads through town*

Reprter : Here we are at the Chad Doody;s Dude Ranch, where a sheriff and cowgirl just ate beans andt he fart smell is spreading, hold on, wait, iM form the future bye!!!

Roby : I bought him here, his name is Walter Cronkite, I gave him some beans too

Walter : They were great!

Roby : THanks!

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Pass to.....TF

Lucas: I was never in the future. It may have looked like it. But I wasn't! Muhahahaha It was my CLONE

Jack: Ok, I'll have to admit it. Me and Lucas are clones. :o

Chad: Me, TF and MG are all siblings also.

Kelsey: Sit on it.

Lucas and Jack: :mad:

Sheriff TF: That's it Kelsey, your getting locked away!

Kelsey: Bah humbug.

*TF tackles Kelsey but she kicks him in the face*

Everyone: :eek3:

Bill Clinton: Is there a cat fight here?

Chad: No Mr. Clinton.

Bill Clinton: Oh. *Mr. Clinton walks away into the sun set.*

Chad: Who's up for some booze?

Jack: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM I WANNA GET SOOOOOO DRUNK TONIGHT MUHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*Sheriff TF throws Jack in jail well everybody else laughs*
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Pass to, Jack!

Jack : GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sheriff TF : Ok! *gtes jack Out*

Jack : Thanks, Otis was becoming annyoing

Sheriff TF : That drunk's been in here a long time


Chad : Yup!


Jack : Wow!


Lucas : Look, an elf!

*Buddy the elf comes in*

Buddy : hI, how are you?

Jack : Great!

Buddy : I was snet back to the 1880s by my elf freinds

*Another midget comes in*

Johnny the "elf" : Hey TF, someone's tyring to get out?


Buddy : Are you an elf too?

Johnny : Shut up, as i was saying.....


Buddy : Does Santa know oyure here?

Johnny : SHUT U.....

Buddy : Youre an angry elf!

Johnny : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Buddy : ITS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Johnny tackles him, then they fight*

johnny : Call me Elf one more time, or Ill kick your butt

Buddy : Okay. ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF ELF


Johnny : *kciksh isb utt*

Buddy : Oh, that felt good

Johnny : *quietly*
Idiot

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Pass to Lucas

Buddy: Pixy dust is wearing off...*couch*

Lucas: That was strange.

Kelsey: Sit on it.
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Pass to Kelsey

-Kelsey throws Johnny and Buddy out on the railroad tracks-

Kelsey: IN 5 YEARS YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!ANyways back to my store.

TF: Jack is in prison.

Kelsey: Thought so.

-Jack yells from prison-: I MADE A PARODY FOR YOUUUUUUU

Kelsey: :eek: -and runs back to the store-

Lucas: When is Chritsmas coming? :D

Chad: Not soon enough.

Lucas: :(

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Pass to the next person who thinks of something!!! (the story just got confusing :confused: )

Lucas: Let's get everything back to normal!

*Bill Clinton pops out*

Bill Clinton: I found myself a wife.

Chad: What about Hilary?

Bill Clinton: Who? Anyways her name is Kelsey :biglove:

Kelsey: Sit on it Mr. Clinton.

Bill Clinton: I can feel the love :eyes:

Originally posted by Dr. Bellows
Lucas: Let's get everything back to normal!

*Bill Clinton pops out*

Bill Clinton: I found myself a wife.

Chad: What about Hilary?

Bill Clinton: Who? Anyways her name is Kelsey :biglove:

Kelsey: Sit on it Mr. Clinton.

Bill Clinton: I can feel the love :eyes:

Kelsey: Ok No more Bill Clinton allowed in this story!
-Kelsey gets out a Desoto and runs over Bill repeatedly-

Kelsey: TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A GUN!!!

OOC: Umm...Everything after EFD's last Entry to this Story doesnt make any sense, i know its sopposed to be Crazy, but we want to Stay on a Basic Storyline. Me and Chad are Shrunk as of now, so we couldnt have been in any of these past few Parts of the Story.

Originally posted by TheFonz
OOC: Umm...Everything after EFD's last Entry to this Story doesnt make any sense, i know its sopposed to be Crazy, but we want to Stay on a Basic Storyline. Me and Chad are Shrunk as of now, so we couldnt have been in any of these past few Parts of the Story.

Plus EFD Is Poop now.

Did You guys even bother to read the rest of the story?

*Everything thats happened since EFD's last thread was Lucas's Dream.*




Pass to TF

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Everything thats happened since EFD's last thread was Lucas's Dream.*




Pass to TF
*Sheriff TF and Chad wake up with Hangovers and are sitting on the Couch in the Livingroom of the Dollhouse with Mini Ice Packs on their Heads*

Sheriff TF: Man...I cant BELIEVE Jack was Boozing.

Chad: Me Either. Dang man got us Drunk. :cuss:

Sheriff TF: As soon as i get back to Normal Size Im Putting Jack in Jail for...Just bein Jack!

*Outside of the Store 3 weeks later Jack is Being Sworn in as the new Sheriff in Town by Mayor TJ*

Dana Elcar: How did JACK get picked to become the New Sheriff?

Ravey: Im not Quite Sure...

Dana Elcar: Im the one who Should be Sheriff. The SCUM of this town would Fear my Guts. Plus i could boss people around. :grr:

*Later on Jack is at the Sheriffs Office Sleeping at his Desk when Kelsey Comes in*

Kelsey: SHERIFF JACK SHERIFF JACK! COME HELP SOMEBODY IS ROBBING MY STORE!

Jack: Cool!

Kelsey: And Your not doing anything about it?

Jack: Nope! Wanna hear my Parody.

Kelsey: JACK YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!

Jack: Ok...

*Jack walks into the Store and finds a Man looting the entire place*

Jack: Stop it Burglar!

*Burglar Stares at Jack then runs off with everything in the Store Except the Dollhouse in a large Bag*

Jack: :confused:

Kelsey: :cuss:

Jack: :grr: Your going to Jail...PUNK!

Kelsey: Nope.

Jack: Ok!

Ill go next since you didnt pass to anyone.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Ill go next since you didnt pass to anyone. OOC: Ok, i was gonna pass to you anyways. :lol:

*Chad looks out window and sees all this happen.*

Chad: Jack is the new Sheriff.

TF: WHAT?

Chad: Hes A CRAZY Sheriff too.

TF: Oh this is just great, Now i lost my job. And i lost my dignity.

Chad: I Wont tell anyone about the Toy Story thing, BELIEVE ME.

*Back in courthouse Jack is sitting their When Lucas walks In.*

Lucas: JACK, SOMEONE JUST KIDNAPPED DANA ELCAR

Jack: OH NO.

*5 Minutes have gone by*

Lucas: So.....What are you gonna do about it?

Jack: I Dunno.

Lucas: Arent you gonna try to help him?

Jack: Oh *Laughs*

Lucas: JACK ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?

Jack: Wanna hear my new parody?

Lucas: UGH

*Lucas storms out*

EFD: Just remember Jack, I Make all the big decisions around here.

Jack: YES MASTER.



Pass To Katie.

Chad and TF are sitting in the dollhouse silently as if the slightest sound would make their heads explode. A pin drops and TF blames Chad.

TF: Chad! Stop dropping those pins!

Chad: Stop screaming..you're killing my head!

TF goes into the doll kitchen to make coffee. While Chad lights a fire in the dollfireplace.

TF: Coffee's on.

Chad: Don't you find it strange that we have working appliances and fireplaces in a dollhouse?

Katie comes back in town from Hawaii and looks around.

Katie: Where's Chad and TF and What in blue blazes is going on here?

Ravey: Well Well, look who just breezed into town.

Kelsey: Where's Howard.

Katie: Hiding.

Jack: You're under arrest for Howard hiding!

Katie: Shut up Jack!

Jack: okay.

Katie: What's going on here? This place is a mad house!

Jack: You're!

Katie: Jack! Go to your Jail Cell!


I pass to TF

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Chad and TF are sitting in the dollhouse silently as if the slightest sound would make their heads explode. A pin drops and TF blames Chad.

TF: Chad! Stop dropping those pins!

Chad: Stop screaming..you're killing my head!

TF goes into the doll kitchen to make coffee. While Chad lights a fire in the dollfireplace.

TF: Coffee's on.

Chad: Don't you find it strange that we have working appliances and fireplaces in a dollhouse?

Katie comes back in town from Hawaii and looks around.

Katie: Where's Chad and TF and What in blue blazes is going on here?

Ravey: Well Well, look who just breezed into town.

Kelsey: Where's Howard.

Katie: Hiding.

Jack: You're under arrest for Howard hiding!

Katie: Shut up Jack!

Jack: okay.

Katie: What's going on here? This place is a mad house!

Jack: You're!

Katie: Jack! Go to your Jail Cell!


I pass to TF

*Two weeks later a Shot of the Town is shown, it looks like a Warzone and all of the Buldings are rundown and Boarded up. Jack is alseep at the Sheriffs Office as a Raging Riot is going on in the Streets*

Abe Vigoda: JACK...YOU HAVE TO HELP US THEIR DESTROYING THE TOWN!

Jack: COOL!

Abe Vigoda: :mad: DO SOMETHING YOU FOOL!

Jack: I dunno what to do.

Abe Vigoda: Some Sheriff You Are.

Jack: THANKS!!! *Goes Back to Sleep*

Abe Vigoda: :rolleyes:

*Later on the Riot ends but half the Town is Burning including the Sheriffs Office*

Lucas: JACK YOU HAVE TO GET OUT, THE WHOLE TOWN IS GOING UP INTO FLAMES!

Jack: AWESOME! Want to hear my latest Parody?

*Jack Faints from Smoke inhalation and lucas Carrys him outside as the Building is Ingulfed in flames and Collapses*

Lucas: Jack...TALK TO ME MAN!

Jack: *Coughs* Hi Lucas.

Lucas: Arent you going to Thank me? I just Saved your Life!

Jack: Oh...THANKS! Want to hear My Parody now?

*Lucas Rolls his Eyes and Drags Jack on to the Top of a Hill and Helps the rest of the Gang put out the Fires*



I pass to Chad.

*1 Week later TF Is sitting on the couch in the Dollhouse watching TV When Chad walks out wearing an apron.*

Chad: I Made Cookies.

TF: Great

*TF Eats cookies*

Chad: Your gonna do the dishes tonight right?

TF: *Burps* Nah you can do it.

Chad: THATS IT. I HAVE SPENT THE PAST MONTH IN THIS DOLLHOUSE WITH YOU, AND IM TIRIED OF DOING ALL THE WORK WHILE YOU SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY BUTT AND WATCH TV. :mad:

TF: Hey Man, I Never asked to live here.

Chad: Well neither did i.

TF: Fine, Why dont you leave?

Chad: Well maybe i will.

*Chad takes suitcase out of doll house and walks over to Cash register, Chad opens it and gets inside.*

Chad: THIS WILL BE MY NEW HOME, Soon youll come crawling back when all the dirt piles up, But Im not coming back TF. NEVER!

*Chad closes Cash register*

TF: That mans gone CRAZY.




Pass To Kels

Chad: MUAHAHHA! Living alone in this cash register is great. No TF.

-Kelsey looks in the cash register-

Kelsey: Oh one of the dolls must have gottn in the cash reguster!

Chad: :eek:

-Kelsey picks up Chad then he bites her hand-

Kelsey: OOOOOOOUCH!!

-Kelsey drops Chad-

Chad: HAHAHHA!! Now to get bac-

-Its to high up to the cash register-

Chad: :( Oh no its only been 3 hours and I already have to go back to TF.

-TF is showen with a barbie doll at the table-

TF: Done supper yet?*pulls the Barbie's string-

Barbie: I'm super fun Babrie!!

TF: Yeah sure are! :grineyes:

*Chad comes in*Chad: TF WHAT THE HE-

TF: ITS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!!!

Chad: :livid: *runs out*

TF: CHADDDDDDDDDDD!!!!:(

-Chad runs back to the cash register he picks up some string and climbs back up-

-Jack comes in-

Kelsey: YOUR BANNED FROM MY STORE GET OUT OF HERE!!!

Jack: I made a paro-

Kelsey: OUT!!!!!!

Jack: Cool. -walks out-

Kelsey: Argh theres that doll that looks like Chad in my cash regis-
Wait a min....A DOLL THAT LOOKS LIKE CHAD????:confused:

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Pass to Chad

Chad: Of course its me fol, Where you think me and TF Disapeared to?

Kelsey: But wheres TF?

Chad: Oh hes in the........*Smiles* He died, Got eaten by a cat.



Pass to Kels.

Kelsey: A DEAD CAT???!!!!!:eek: THEN WHO WILL BE SHERIFF??

Chad: Me? :D

Kelsey: Your too small :p

Chad: No I'm an giant.

Kelsey: :lol:

Chad: Anyways TF is not dead he is just with Super fun barbie.

Kelsey: Interesting

Chad: Follow me :grr: And watch where you step.

Kelsey: Okey!

-Then some song plays an They see TF setting at a table eating plastic-

Kelsey: TF!!! Are you ok???

TF: Chad! Kels- AHHHH! YOUR HUGE!!!!:eek:

Kelsey: :mad: Who changed you guys so small?

Chad: Long story just change us back!!

Kelsey: How?

TF & Chad: Rick Morains!!!

Kelsey: :confused:

Chad: Nah just foolin.

Kelsey: Oh

-Lucas comes in-

Lucas: I got lots of money!!

Kelsey: HOW DID YOU GET THAT????

Lucas: Cash Register!!!

Kelsey: :livid: THATS IT GIVE IT BACK ITS MINE!!!

Lucas: I know whwre Chad and TF are!!

Kelsey: Where????

Lucas: 1965!!!

Kelsey: I thought that was forgotten.

Lucas: Ooops sorry!
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Pass to TF

Originally posted by *Kels*
Kelsey: A DEAD CAT???!!!!!:eek: THEN WHO WILL BE SHERIFF??

Chad: Me? :D

Kelsey: Your too small :p

Chad: No I'm an giant.

Kelsey: :lol:

Chad: Anyways TF is not dead he is just with Super fun barbie.

Kelsey: Interesting

Chad: Follow me :grr: And watch where you step.

Kelsey: Okey!

-Then some song plays an They see TF setting at a table eating plastic-

Kelsey: TF!!! Are you ok???

TF: Chad! Kels- AHHHH! YOUR HUGE!!!!:eek:

Kelsey: :mad: Who changed you guys so small?

Chad: Long story just change us back!!

Kelsey: How?

TF & Chad: Rick Morains!!!

Kelsey: :confused:

Chad: Nah just foolin.

Kelsey: Oh

-Lucas comes in-

Lucas: I got lots of money!!

Kelsey: HOW DID YOU GET THAT????

Lucas: Cash Register!!!

Kelsey: :livid: THATS IT GIVE IT BACK ITS MINE!!!

Lucas: I know whwre Chad and TF are!!

Kelsey: Where????

Lucas: 1965!!!

Kelsey: I thought that was forgotten.

Lucas: Ooops sorry!
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Pass to TF

*Abe Vigoda Walks Up to Jack*

Abe: Rebuild the Town Jack.

Jack: SURE!

Abe Vigoda: This man could be usefull. :grr:

*Jack Rebuilds Town*




Pass To Chad.

*Jack Takes Wagon with EFD Inside and walks towards town*

Abe: That Nut still thinks thats EFD.

EFD: SILENCE ABC

Abe: YES MASTER.

*Dana Elcar takes Jacks hat and becomes sherif. Meanwhile back at the store.*

Chad: So thats the story. We were hiding behind the giants and shrunk, Than Vigoda broke his wand.

TF: Its my own fault for looking for my Contact lens back their and asking Chad to help me.

Chad: Your right, IT IS YOUR FAULT.

*Chad strangles TF as everyone else watches the Mini Fight*

Lucas: The Catfight was better.

Kelsey: Will you be serious.

*Kelsey Puts Mouse trap down.*

Kelsey: If i were you i wouldnt keep fighting. :grr:

*Chad throws TF Into Mouse trap*

TF: EEEEEEE YOWWWWWW. MOTHER %&$%&$$

Abe: Ill have my wand fixed in 24 Hours.

TF: Im not so sure we can go 24 more hours at this size without Killing each other. :mad:

Chad: Im not so sure i can go 24 seconds. :mad:




Continued By Kels

Kelsey: :mad: WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS MAKE UP!!!

Chad: So much you got a friend in me.

TF: Yeah Woody.

Chad: At least I'm not a mini space man.

TF: WHY YOU-

Kelsey: Ok thats enough :mad: *pics up Chad and TF and put them in a cage* Now stay in there!

Abe: My wand is cool I wish it wasn't broken :(

Jack: :whistle: I'm building a town! Yes I'am I'm building A TOWNNNNN!!!!

Katie: Doing a bad job of my house Jack.

Jack: Cool I made a parody about that.

Katie: Not right now.

Kelsey: Right... Anyways TF and Chad if you guys don't make up in 24 hours I'll tell Abe to keep you guys small forever. Oh right EFD is still a piece of poop.

EFD: I'm smelly :(

-Everyone laughs-

Kelsey: Ok now TF say your sorry.

TF: NO!

Chad: See Kels is on my side :D

Kelsey: Chad say your sorry!

TF: So much for that :rolleyes:

Chad: :mad:

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I pass to Katie

Katie hears the fighting and shouts at everyone.

Katie: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP NOW!!!

Chad: Who died and made you boss?

Katie: That's the point I'm trying to make, If Jimmy Walker can get work after Good Times then we can all get along!

TF: But Katie, Jimmy Walker never did much after Good Times.

Katie: See what fighting does to a family?! Don't you see?

Kelsey: You're not making any sense, clean the poi out of your brain and sit down.

Katie sits down on the ground.

Kelsey: I think what our addle-minded friend is *TRYING* to say is. If we're ever gonna rebuild this town and carry on after this tragedy, Then we have to stop fighting and arguing and running off to Hawaii with our Significant Others, every two minutes.

Suddenly, dark clouds passed over the town and the mighty wind blew...

I pass to TF.

*Tornado Touches Down and Jack gets Sucked up into it*

Jack: NOOOOOOOO

Kelsey: THE HORRIER!

Lucas: RUN!

*Everyone scatters and the Tornado Carrys Jack Away into the Clouds then Lifts up and Dimishes*

Dana Elcar: THE TORNADO SUCKED UP MY CHEESEBURGER!

*Chad and TF Find Dollhouse unharmed and take Residents in it*

TF: Everything in town got Destroyed but our House. :grr:


Chad: :D

*Camera Shows Chad and TF Drinking Hot Chocolate watching TV by the Fireplace all nice and Toasty inside the Dollhouse while the Others are Freezing sitting by a Campfire and Dana Elcar attempts to Catch and Cook Roby*

EFD:I was getting sick being with him MASTER or not.

*EFD clinbs out of wagon*

EFD:Great.I should of told him to make me legs.Hahaha.Eerybody is cold, but me.

TF:chad?What's that thing rolling on the floor?

chad:Wind blowing something from the trash I guess.

*EFD rolls fast*

EFD:can't let anybody see me like this.*goes in deserted area* Nobody'll find me here.

*as Tornado stops Jacks is still high up in air falling.

Jack:Any of you birds want to hear my new parody?

*Jack gets hits by the wings of a plane and is caught*

Jack:I can see the earth from here!

*Jack's parodies falls out of pocket and Jack lets go of the wings to get them and is falling 100 ft.*

*paper with parodies writtin on them fall on EFD*

EFD:What the?Nothing from him escapes from me!

Jack:I see it!As Jack is about to crash on his parodies EFD takes them off and Jack lands on him.
________

You're up Doody.

*Abe Vigoda makes EFD A Human again, Only he now speaks in a French accent. Abe than goes up to Chad and TF And makes them normal size again.*

Chad: Feels good to be back to normal.

*Kelseys brother comes running up.*

Kelsey's Brother: Hi Kelsey, LETS GO WATCH ANIME.

*Abe Vigoda shrinks Kelseys Brother, Lucas and Jack.*

Lucas: WHAT THE?Jack: Any of you bugs wanna hear my new parody?

*Kelseys Brother And Lucas walk in dollhouse as Jack continues to talk to Bugs.*

Chad: Better this way.

TF: You said It.

Chad: Thanks Buzz.

TF: CHAAAAAAD :mad:




Kels, Your turn.

Kelsey: :D :D THIS IS GREAT! Colin is so small.

Colin: :crying: I want my mommy!!!

Lucas: Your a big baby.

Colin: :crying: Anyways wanna watch Inu-Yasha?

Lucas: Does it have to do with Spice Girls?

Colin: Ummmm sure.

Lucas: I'M THERE!!!

Jack: And So Bugs therefore you guys are the only ones to hear my great parodies.

Bugs: O.O

Kelsey: HAHAH! LETS BURN COLIN WITH THIS MAGNIFIN GLASS!

Chad: Fun.

Lucas: Why does Ginger spice have cat ears?

Colin: Cuz they are dog ears moron.

Lucas: OOOOOOO!!!

TF: Look at Jack he is making friends :D

Chad: Glad he found his type of lifeforms :D

Jack: And my next parody has to do with Katie's house...

Bugs::( :( this is Torture.

EFD: Those bugs are suffering I can tell I study bugs.

TF: Amazing.

Kelsey: Look at Lucas I never knew he liked anime.

Lucas: YAY!!! SPORTY SPICE IS NUDE!

Colin: Thats Kagome.

Lucas: WHO CARES!!!

Colin: And She is anime kid.

Lucas: WHO YAR CALLING KID???

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I pass to Chad

Mayor TJ: TF, You are once again Sheriff. EFD, You are once again Dr.

Dr. EFD: Alright! WEWE!

Sheriff TF: :grr:

*Kelsey DESTORIES Dollhouse*

Chad: We know you hate your brother, But Lucas was in their too. :grr:

Kelsey: Oh well.

Sheriff TF: Yeah who cares, Lets PARTY!

*Chad, Sheriff TF, Dr. EFD, Kelsey, Dana Elcar, Katie, Ravey, Karen, Mary, Abe Vigoda and Robet Goulet all Have Limbo competiton and go to sleep by fire. The next morning Jack is still talking to bugs, Only now hes regular size again.*

Sheriff TF: Howd you get back to regular size?

Jack: I Dunno

Sheriff TF: :grr:

Sheriff TF: Well listen up, Now that im sheriff this town will go back to being the Beautiful town it once was. No Giant Catfights.

Dana Elcar: Except on the 4th of July!

Sheriff TF: No Parodys

Jack: WHAT?

Sheriff TF: And Most importantly, No More TORNADOS.

Tornado: *In Voice Like James Earl Jones* I Apoligise for my actions.




Pass to EFD

*Gang is drinking ginger ale in bar*

Kelsey:Ahhh this hits the spot.

Lucas:Sure does.I hope it stays peaceful in this town.

*EFD trips and knocks Jack into chad causing Jack to smash cup on chad's head*

chad:Why you filthy DIRT BAG.I'M GOING TO POUND YOU.*chad chases Jack with chair and makes him run up the stairs as The Twist plays on juke bo*

Jack:You can't!Pleaseeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!It wasn't me it was EF...

chad:QUIET AND STAY STILL!!

*Jack backs away and accidently falls off the upstairs and the back of his shirt catces on to the fan stopping him from falling*

Jack:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

*chad gets mad and takes bat*

chad:Hey guys...A PINYATA!*gets cinicle smile on face*

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Mayor TJ: TF, You are once again Sheriff. EFD, You are once again Dr.

Dr. EFD: Alright! WEWE!

Sheriff TF: :grr:

*Kelsey DESTORIES Dollhouse*

Chad: We know you hate your brother, But Lucas was in their too. :grr:

Kelsey: Oh well.

Sheriff TF: Yeah who cares, Lets PARTY!

*Chad, Sheriff TF, Dr. EFD, Kelsey, Dana Elcar, Katie, Ravey, Karen, Mary, Abe Vigoda and Robet Goulet all Have Limbo competiton and go to sleep by fire. The next morning Jack is still talking to bugs, Only now hes regular size again.*

Sheriff TF: Howd you get back to regular size?

Jack: I Dunno

Sheriff TF: :grr:

Sheriff TF: Well listen up, Now that im sheriff this town will go back to being the Beautiful town it once was. No Giant Catfights.

Dana Elcar: Except on the 4th of July!

Sheriff TF: No Parodys

Jack: WHAT?

Sheriff TF: And Most importantly, No More TORNADOS.

Tornado: *In Voice Like James Earl Jones* I Apoligise for my actions.




Pass to EFD OOC: I must say, that was one of the Best Entrys to this Story. :lol:

*Jack backs away and accidently falls off the upstairs and the back of his shirt catces on to the fan stopping him from falling*

Jack:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

*chad gets mad and takes bat*

chad:Hey guys...A PINYATA!*gets cinicle smile on face*

Sheriff TF: NO CHAD...That isnt the Answer.

*Jack is shown Behind Bars Again*

Sheriff TF: THEIRS FOR...BEIN JACK!

Jack: Ok. Want to hear...

Sheriff TF: :grr:

*Later on everyone is having another Party By the Fire*

Don Porter: *Drunk* YEEE HAWWWW *Throws bottle of Gin at EFD*

*EFD Throws Horderve at Don Porter*

Sheriff TF: It sure feels good to be my Normal Size again.

Dana Elcar: I miss the Catfights.

Sheriff TF: They destroyed the town too many times.

Dana Elcar: :grr:

Sheriff TF: Sure they were nice...But im tired of having to Rebuild the Town.

Dana Elcar: :grr:

*Dana Elcar Eats Tray of Horderves as a Loud explosion is heard*

Chad: THE HECK?

*The Jail is shown Exploding as Jack Drives away on a Motorcycle*

Ravey: Was that...Jack?

Sheriff TF: WHY THAT NO GOOD LITTLE...

Chad: Eh...Who cares as long as he isnt here telling Parodys. :grr:

Sheriff TF: Good Point.

*Everyone Partys all night*



PAss To Chad.

*Suddenly Jack Comes Back Driving a Dune Buggy.*

Jack: Check out my new...

Dr. EFD: Time Machine?

Jack: No...Parody. But i also made a time machine.

*Jack gets out and Dana Elcar gets In. Dana comes back later with Abe Vigodas wand.*

Sheriff TF: I Thought that was destroyed.

Dana: It was, I Went to a week ago and stole it from than. Ill bring it back when i do what i have to do.

Chad: Huh?

*Dana Points wand at Karen and Mary and makes them Giants In Bikinis again*

Dana: CATFIGHT NOW, Or Ill turn you into Pork Sausage.

*Karen and Mary fight again*

Sheriff TF: Do you have any idea how many times im gonna have to rebuild the town now? :mad:

*Dana Punches Sheriff TF*

Chad: Im With Elcar, CATFIGHT CATFIGHT!

Jack: Ditto.

EFD: Agreed.

Sheriff TF: Cant fight Majoritys. Jack your going to jail.

Jack: WHAT FOR?

Sheriff TF: I Dunno, I Just wanna steal your time machine.

*Sheriff TF Goes back and grabs Lucas before he dies In Dollhouse but leaves Kelseys Brother. TF Makes him normal size again andf they go back and give Vigodas wand back to pas Vigoda, Than go back to regular time.*

Sheriff TF: They destroyed the town yet?

Dr. EFD: Nope, We persuaded them to fight in the lake again.

Sheriff TF: :king:



Pass To TF.

I Shall take over.

*Sgt. Slaughter comes in and blows up entire town.*



THE END



Cast
Chad Doody - Fred Savage
Sheriff TF - Ted Danson
Dr. EFD - Alec Baldwin
Jacob - Will Friedle
Jack Wilson - Lowell From Wings
Kelsey Wolff - Larissa Oleynik
Lucas Beatty - David Spade
Katie - Michelle Pfeifer
Ravey - Stacy Keibler
MG - Amanda Bynes
Karen - Trish Stratus
Mary - Torrie Wilson
Woodrow Wilson - Christopher Lloyd Dressed As Monopoly Guy


Everyone else was played by Themselves.

*Jack wakes up and the town being blown up was all a dream. Then carrys some Dynamite out of his house*

Sheriff TF: JACK...Your Under arrest!

*Jack is thrown in jail*

Sheriff TF: Theirs for those Illegal Parodys youve been Harborin.

Jack: Ah.

*Sheriff TF walks out of the County Sheriffs Office, and runs into a foot, He then looks up to reveal Giant Crystal*

Sheriff TF: NOT AGAIN!

*Chad drives by in a 20s Car and TF Hops in just as Giant Crystal begins Chasing him*

Sheriff TF: FASTER CHAD FASTER

*Giant Crystal picks up the Car and throws it into the Air, it fly Further and Further away until it can no longer be seen*

Dana Elcar: *In Southern Accent* Looks like im a Sheriff in these here parts again.

*Chad and TF land in a Lake in Mexico*




Pass to EFD

*Gang watches Citizen Kane in cabin*

Lucas:This is a good movie

Chad:Really good.

TF:One of my faves.Hey.You okay EFD?

EFD::mad:

Kelsey:Hey what's wrong with the tape?It's kinds fuzzy.Did you mess up recording Jack?

Jack:I dunno.

*tape clears up and two girls are kissing in the nude*

Gang:O.O

Jack:Cool!

EFD:Jack...YOU ARE THE MAN!

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You're up Chad.

*Jack is running around insanely and hits his head on a pole*

Lucas: Jack are you Ok?

*Jack gets up and begins dancing as Mexican music plays*

Jack: They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the King of the Rumba beat...When I play the marracas I go chick-chicky-boomchick-chicky-boom.Yes, Sir, I'm Cuban Pete...I'm the craze of my native street. when I start to dance everything goes chick-chicky-boomchick-chicky-boom. There Senoritas they sing and how they swing with this rumbero...it's very nice

Dana Elcar: SO FULL OF SPICE!

Jack: and when they dance and they bring a happy ring of vaqueros singing a song all the day long. So if you like the beat take a lesson from Cuban Peteand I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom chick-chicky-boom chick-chicky-boom. Si, Senorita, I know that you will like the chicky boom chick'cause it's the dance of Latin romance and Cuban Pete doesn't teach you in a hurry like Arthur Murray..I come from Havanah and there's always manana

*TF Punches Jack*

TF: WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU MAN?

Jack: *In Brittish Accent* My Good Man, I Have absolutely No idea what you are refering to.

*Jack smokes Bubble Pipe*

Chad: WHAAAAA?



Pass To TF