List some funny things of not to do in a fine resteraunt. The sky's the limit, once again!

Althought you may consider yourself a top flight amateur magician, under no circumstances should you attempt to impress your date with the famous "pull the tablecloth out without knocking over the expensive china" trick.

;)

1) don't still the salt, pepper, butter, cheese,.......etc...
2) when it's someones birthday, don't embarrass them by doing cartwheels on the table.
3) don't be so prissy as to bring your own cup and utensils.
4) don't bring your bossy Aunt Pat who keeps bugging the waiter/waitress, then leaves a cheap tip!

Originally posted by TJL
Althought you may consider yourself a top flight amateur magician, under no circumstances should you attempt to impress your date with the famous "pull the tablecloth out without knocking over the expensive china" trick.

;)

Ah, damn. Guess I'll have to cancel my date for tonight.

there goes my entertainment idea goddammit. thanx a lot. no lol. sry i'm watching the first 8 Simple Rules... episode w/o John Ritter. Wow how sad. if u want details as the show progresses, to the the 8 Simple Rules... section in SO. thanx much

Don't bring along any friend who will steal the tip after you set it down. :mad:

Originally posted by TJL
Althought you may consider yourself a top flight amateur magician, under no circumstances should you attempt to impress your date with the famous "pull the tablecloth out without knocking over the expensive china" trick.

;) :rotflmao:



If you are with a date and you drop your spoon, dont bend down on your knee to pick it up, she will only think your proposing



Another :
Be sure not to embarrass yourself and date in front of the waiter by pronouncing ****take mushrooms as sh*t-take mushroom, be sure to pronounce it shuh- tah-kee

Don't burp really loud then not say "excuse me" and laugh.

Originally posted by Pitooey
Don't bring along any friend who will steal the tip after you set it down. :mad:

Geez, you steal one tip and you're branded for life...

;)

Originally posted by RalphMalphFan007
:rotflmao:



If you are with a date and you drop your spoon, dont bend down on your knee to pick it up, she will only think your proposing



Another :
Be sure not to embarrass yourself and date in front of the waiter by pronouncing ****take mushrooms as sh*t-take mushroom, be sure to pronounce it shuh- tah-kee


:rofl:

Dont throw the rolls, it is fun; but will get you kicked out.

Originally posted by Janice Johnson
Don't burp really loud then not say "excuse me" and laugh.

Damn :( :p ;)

Don't stuff the napkins down your pants. Or don't yell "FIRE"

For the love of Allah, please don't make fun of the guy in the red wig, yellow jump suit & big red floppy shoes......oh wait- that's what not to do when you eat at my house.

Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*
:rofl: :D

When the desert comes, particularly if it's chocolate, do NOT start moaning in ecstasy as you eat it, even if it's the best darn thing you've ever tasted.



{Please. Don't. Ask. }

Oh god... you people crack me up... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Do not tell someone else to be careful not to spill their drink...you'll almost always spill your own instead.ohno:


(No, that's never happened to me so shhhh *guilty*:blush: )

Originally posted by Crimson and Clover
Don't throw the rolls, it is fun; but you will get kicked out.

Do you know that from experience, or are you just sayin?

Originally posted by Lucas Beatty
Don't stuff the napkins down your pants. Or don't yell "FIRE"

These two have got to be my favorites of all time!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Don't deliberately make loud disgusting noises and blame the guy at the next table.

Originally posted by PashminaDietrich
When the desert comes, particularly if it's chocolate, do NOT start moaning in ecstasy as you eat it, even if it's the best darn thing you've ever tasted.

{Please. Don't. Ask. }

Um, wanna get some ice cream sometime?

;)

Don't take along your rowdy Uncle Jim who yells
''Where's The Appetizer!'' to the waiters.

Originally posted by Lucas Beatty
Don't stuff the napkins down your pants. Or don't yell "FIRE" Lucas! :rofl: