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My family has never let my cousin live down one New Years Eve. I think it was Y2K and my cousin Joy and I went up to Safeway to get limes for the beer. There were prolly 10 ppl there...not even HALF were drinking. 5 limes for a dollar...


















We bought 7. I mean...really, I can't figure out WHAT we were thinking. I think we used ONE.


Now everyone...share you're lovely story. I might think of another one later.

I was at my grandma's house on a vacation. I had to sleep on the couch. Fine. Well, my grandma gets up and lets the cats out of their room. They wander around the living room while I'm still asleep. Few minutes later, I wake up, open my eyes, and find a cat staring me in the face. The cat's face couldn't have been 6 inches away. Me, being scared of cats, jumps off the couch. My family laughs at me.

I myself don't have one. But me and my brother MAKE sure my cousin doesn't live any story down.

1) Me my cousin and my brother were playing baseball, I hit the ball and it him in the crotch.

2) Same story- 2nd time.

3) My uncle told him to back the up there truck. He didn't know which one was the break and ran over my uncles foot!! Then he actually hit my uncle and he jumped in the bush's. Now he's in a cast, cain.

Nothing really... except about a month ago one of my closest.. friends.. person.. whatever you wanna call her.. was over and we somehow got on the fact that she had built her new house on "Barney" st... and of course I got a kick out of it and started cracking up, and she hit me in the arm and we had a few laughs about it... and then my mother has the audacity to tell her that when I was little I was obsessed with Barney and had everything under the sun Barney.. so everytime we see eachother or talk on the phone, one of us brings up Barney..

so yeah the point of me rambling on and on is that my family never lets me forget that I was obsessed with Barney the Magic Dinosaur.


Then there was this time about 2 winters ago that I was skiing up at Catamount with my cousin... we had just got done doing a Double Black Diamond trail, which is the hardest there is, and I had no problem with it... so we decided to go on a green circle trail, which is the easiest. Now I've been skiing for many years, so you'd think I'd have no problem whatsoever. Well.. I wasn't even going that fast.. I flew RIGHT into the bushes. I mean, people were going by and saying "Is that a girl in the bushes?!" and laughing at me. I was FAR in. My cousin had to take off my skis to help me get out. Oh God it was hilarious. My skiing side of the family never lets me live that one down.

Originally posted by Miss Karly
Nothing really... except about a month ago one of my closest.. friends.. person.. whatever you wanna call her.. was over and we somehow got on the fact that she had built her new house on "Barney" st... and of course I got a kick out of it and started cracking up, and she hit me in the arm and we had a few laughs about it... and then my mother has the audacity to tell her that when I was little I was obsessed with Barney and had everything under the sun Barney.. so everytime we see eachother or talk on the phone, one of us brings up Barney..

My doctor's office is on Barney Dr.

Well one time I was at my friends house and we were listening to music and one line was like "i want to put my tongue in your mouth..." and then a big pause....and we all kinda laughed at that and my one friend was talking and wouldnt shut up and then the next half of that line was "...to stop the words from coming out..." And I said "Thats what I want to do to you!" And I SO did NOT mean it that way....cuz I had forgotten about the tongue thing....I just wanted her to shut up.

car chase on Sleepy Hallow Road and being locked in the grave yard.

I was at work in March out of town. During a mix of rushing around, my foot got caught in a slight dip in the concrete floor I was moving around in (quickly) and my ankle rolled. I ended up having a partially torn ligament and water in the joint of my ankle (that is still there. They want to suck it out with a needle!). I was in an air cast and on crutches for 3 weeks. My boss/friend to this day (just 3 days ago actually) re-enacts when happend and everyone has a big howl and laugh over it. The joke continues that I have such bad luck with everything I do (and it's basically true) and it continued 2 weeks ago with the whole car fire.

Never will I ever live down falling in front of about 300 people and tearing ligaments in my ankle.

Didn't happen to me, but instead, someone I know online.

I went online under the name of "BritishDude4You" and started IMing her. Well, halfway into the conversation, I started telling her how great Britain is and how horrible the states are and how they do everything the wrong way. She had no idea it was me and even IMed Amy saying she's talking to this British guy and how he's starting to piss her off. So I just kept going for another half-hour until I said I had to go. Me and Amy broke the news to her a few days later and could not stop laughing. It was great. Anytime I see her, I ask her how her "British" friend is doing. :lol:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Didn't happen to me, but instead, someone I know online.

I went online under the name of "BritishDude4You" and started IMing her. Well, halfway into the conversation, I started telling her how great Britain is and how horrible the states are and how they do everything the wrong way. She had no idea it was me and even IMed Amy saying she's talking to this British guy and how he's starting to piss her off. So I just kept going for another half-hour until I said I had to go. Me and Amy broke the news to her a few days later and could not stop laughing. It was great. Anytime I see her, I ask her how her "British" friend is doing. :lol: OMG *dies laffing*

Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
my cousin Joy and I went up to Safeway
Good job, safeways the bomb man.

i dont have any stories i cant live down to cuz i dont know what that is.

OK, so last summer my friend Rachel had a campout and we were telling scary stories and she said "I am not leaving this tent." And my other friend Shannon and I said she was being a baby so Rachel dared us to walk down to the creek and stand there for ten minutes. So we stood there talking about how paranoid Rachel was and I heard a loud noise and a flash of white so I ran back to the tent screaming. Then Shannon said " Oh, look,Hannah, a goose." And every time we see a duck or a goose they say " Hannah, look it's your friend."


:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush::blush: :blush:

I like this thread! :D

I have one that happened to me about a month ago.

Before I tell you, you have to understand that I'm not the best cook in the world. :rolleyes: I hate it! The only thing I EVER make is my breakfast, and that's only sometimes!

Well, my family and I were watching a movie, and I felt like popcorn, so I decided to go make some. BIG MISTAKE. I don't think I'd ever made popcorn before.

So, after it was done, I ran downstairs all pround of myself saying, "I cooked! I cooked!" like a big baffoon. We ate about half of it, and my mom looked down at the bag and there's this shiny stuff on it. Turns out, I didn't know I had to take the plastic off before microwaving!!! :lol: My parents will NEVER let me live THAT one down!!! :o

popcorn:

Later. :bye:

~Lauren

:sheep

Freshman year there was a huge party at the union where all freshman got in for free. Great party - all 3 floors were full of stuff: pool, lazer tag, raffles, and... a hypnotist.

We got in late and so we got stuck sitting in the very back of the room. He'd already picked his volunteers, so we were just there to watch. Then he turned off all the lights and turned on this violet one at the front - that's all I remember. Apparently I fell out of my chair and he came all the way to the back to check on me. I remember getting up and running to the front - then nothing. Apparently I did the Macarena, pretended I was bird, and couldn't remember my first name.... Sheesh. I remember waking up and wondering how I got on stage and my friends were up front laughing so loud... They LOVE to tell that story :rolleyes:

To this day (3 years later) strangers will still stop me and go "weren't you that girl that got hypnotized freshman year?"

Originally posted by Mrs. Ducky
Then Shannon said " Oh, look,Hannah, a goose." And every time we see a duck or a goose they say " Hannah, look it's your friend."

Cool, you're name is Hannah too! :D

Getting really stinkin' drunk at a party when I was 18.

When I was pretty young we went to this hospital fundraiser thing. They had a moon bounce for the kids and me and my sister were in it. Some how we jumped towards each other and hit and her head got busted open. It wasnt very bad, but that gets brought up a lot.

Originally posted by little insomniac
Getting really stinkin' drunk at a party when I was 18.

sheesh, I've done that ;)

and then there's the time when I announced it on this board....

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by david&maddie4ever
I like this thread! :D

I have one that happened to me about a month ago.

Before I tell you, you have to understand that I'm not the best cook in the world. :rolleyes: I hate it! The only thing I EVER make is my breakfast, and that's only sometimes!

Well, my family and I were watching a movie, and I felt like popcorn, so I decided to go make some. BIG MISTAKE. I don't think I'd ever made popcorn before.

So, after it was done, I ran downstairs all pround of myself saying, "I cooked! I cooked!" like a big baffoon. We ate about half of it, and my mom looked down at the bag and there's this shiny stuff on it. Turns out, I didn't know I had to take the plastic off before microwaving!!! :lol: My parents will NEVER let me live THAT one down!!! :o

popcorn:

Later. :bye:

~Lauren

:sheep

LMAO!!!!!! :rofl:

Sorry -- I HAD to laugh -- this is just too funny! :lol:

Meh, I have a few.:o

1. I've locked my keys in my car about 3 times in the past 4 months.. not a good ratio. I get that a lot.

2. Last August ('02 Allison) I drove my dads truck to Gortons to get gas. Paid for it, went back to the pump, threw the keys in and started pumping. Yup. Locked the keys in the car while I was still at the pump. Went inside and used their phone to call my parents. They didnt pick up because they were outside. One of the workers there drove me home because its like, 2 min. I got there, and he was going to wait for me so I can get the key, but I insisted that its not a problem and my mother will take me. Well, as he left my Dad is giving me the key and Becky pulls up to pick me up (I was sleeping over). Well, she brings me to Gortons and when I get there I realize I have the wrong key. Just then, a van pulled up behind us at the pump and started beeping. Me, being all scared someone was pissed off because I left the truck there, I told Becky to go home. We get back home and my Dad tells me that was my mother with the right key. :o

3. About a year ago I put a frozen pizza in the oven and forgot to take the cardboard out from underneath. Dad said I was lucky I didnt set the place on fire. Only took about 40 min. for the pizza to cook.:o

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

3. About a year ago I put a frozen pizza in the oven and forgot to take the cardboard out from underneath. Dad said I was lucky I didnt set the place on fire. Only took about 40 min. for the pizza to cook.:o

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
:rolleyes: :mooner:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:mooner:

You could have burned down your kitchen...just like mine almost did. Remember? :p

Originally posted by Original Prankster
You could have burned down your kitchen...just like mine almost did. Remember? :p I have no idea what youre talking about and neither does anyone else.:o

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I have no idea what youre talking about and neither does anyone else.:o

Oh you know what I'm talking about.

"Help, my kitchen's on fire! Help! Help! Oh my God, my CAT!"

I don't even have a cat. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Oh you know what I'm talking about.

"Help, my kitchen's on fire! Help! Help! Oh my God, my CAT!"

I don't even have a cat. :rotflmao: :o Thats not proof of anything. Im clean.:)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:o Thats not proof of anything. Im clean.:)

No, everyone knows how gulliable you are. ;)

Originally posted by Original Prankster
No, everyone knows how gulliable you are. ;) Please, youre embarassing me in front of all my fans. I cant be seen like this!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Please, youre embarassing me in front of all my fans. I cant be seen like this!

:eek2: Crystal, I've never seen this side of you! :o

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:eek2: Crystal, I've never seen this side of you! :o Its people like him who try to bring me down!

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Its people like him who try to bring me down!

:o :o :o :o

DAMN YOU, CHRIS. :o :o :o :o












;)

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:o :o :o :o

DAMN YOU, CHRIS. :o :o :o :o












;) :nod:

Its official! Youre my #1 fan!! Heres my auto! (Save it !!!!!!!!!!!)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:nod:

Its official! Youre my #1 fan!! Heres my auto! (Save it !!!!!!!!!!!)

:rofl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm saving it, thanks :biglove: :D :D

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:rofl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm saving it, thanks :biglove: :D :D

:rofl: Nice file name!!!!! :D

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:rofl: Nice file name!!!!! :D ;)

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:rofl:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm saving it, thanks :biglove: :D :D I best not see that on Ebay! :nonono:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I best not see that on Ebay! :nonono:

*starts to put it up on eBay* :lookaroun

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T HURT ME :seeya:!!!!!!!

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
*starts to put it up on eBay* :lookaroun

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T HURT ME :seeya:!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: I feel violated in so many ways. :cuss: I HOPE WHOEVER WINS IT DOESNT PAY YOU!!!!! :cuss:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:eek: :eek: I feel violated in so many ways. :cuss: I HOPE WHOEVER WINS IT DOESNT PAY YOU!!!!! :cuss:

:o :o :o :o :o :o

*plays a banjo and sings an irritating song about being friends forever*

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:nod:

Its official! Youre my #1 fan!! Heres my auto! (Save it !!!!!!!!!!!)

LINKS! PORN LINKS!

Originally posted by Miss Karly
LINKS! PORN LINKS! :eek: You have some?!!?!!? BLESS YOU, MY CHILD. :notworthy

Originally posted by Miss Karly
LINKS! PORN LINKS!

:cuss: Who told you?! :o

Originally posted by Liza
sheesh, I've done that ;)

It's what happened at the party that I can't live down, not that I got drunk. ;)

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:cuss: Who told you?! :o :blush:

I remember when I was in Cub Scouts in elementary school and they had these different kinds of applauses. A while earlier I saw during a meeting that one of the scout leaders pretended to sniff garbage and say "Peeeeyu." I don't remember what the circumstances were but I thought that was a new applause he came up with or something. Weeks later there was a small convention where all the Cub Scouts, their pack leaders, their parents, etc. gathered at my elementary school. There were probably more than 200 people there. That same scout leader asked, "What should our next applause be?" I asked, "How about a Garbage Applause," He replied, "A garbage applause? What's a garbage applause?" I replied, "*sniff* Peeeeyu." Oh my gawd EVERYBODY started laughing their heads off, including my own parents. I felt like Jim Marshall after he ran the wrong way in an NFL game in the 1960s - I wanted the earth to just open up and swallow me. I was so embarassed back then but when I think about it now I laugh. :lol: I think I was in 4th grade back then.

Originally posted by little insomniac
It's what happened at the party that I can't live down, not that I got drunk. ;)

AHHH, okay, now I see :lol:

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:cuss: Who told you?! :o

No one... she sent some to me too! :o

Originally posted by Miss Karly
No one... she sent some to me too! :o

:o :o :o :o :o!!!!!!!!!!!! She gave them to you and never told me?! I'm going to have a spank-------er, talk with her...:cuss: ;)

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
LMAO!!!!!! :rofl:

Sorry -- I HAD to laugh -- this is just too funny! :lol:

Hey, just glad I could bring a smile to someone's face...even if that smile was at my expense. :mad: :rolleyes:

:lol:

Later. :bye:

~Lauren

:sheep

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:o :o :o :o :o!!!!!!!!!!!! She gave them to you and never told me?! I'm going to have a spank-------er, talk with her...:cuss: ;)

I say we go find this woman! *hunts down Crynan*

Originally posted by Miss Karly
I say we go find this woman! *hunts down Crynan*

:nod: And we'll give her the best spank....er, I mean, talk. ;)

Originally posted by Liza
AHHH, okay, now I see :lol:

:lol: It's not too bad, but it is embarassing.

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:o :o :o :o :o!!!!!!!!!!!! She gave them to you and never told me?! I'm going to have a spank-------er, talk with her...:cuss: ;) :o :o Snooze you lose, toots.

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:nod: And we'll give her the best spank....er, I mean, talk. ;) SPANKY TIME!!! :woohoo: :mooner:

Originally posted by Miss Karly
I say we go find this woman! *hunts down Crynan* :seeya:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
SPANKY TIME!!! :woohoo: :mooner:

Be sure to wipe before we both spank you. :o

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
Be sure to wipe before we both spank you. :o Got a hose?:o Or a grater? :grr:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Got a hose?:o Or a grater? :grr:

None of those. :o Use a moist towelette or something. :o :grr:

:o <-- he appreciates you guys for using him 34 times in this thread so far.

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
:o <-- he appreciates you guys for using him 34 times in this thread so far.

:lol:

new years eve 2003 i got real drunk and pissed myself at melanies

and one time this summer we all got drunk at like 5 and then we came to my house and my friend abby threw me into the pool with my cigarettes and they all got wet n i got pissed then later that day i threw a brick at all my friends and they still laugh at me for it lol

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
*plays a banjo and sings an irritating song about being friends forever*

You hate those, too? (goes to add sArAh1231/2 to Buddy list) ;)

This past summer, I went camping with my mom and step dad (something I don't do often)

That night, we sat around the fire and told gory ghost stories. Afterwords, I went to the bathroom. When I got done doing my bussiness, I started to walk back to our camper. When I heard this noise. I walked faster and thought I heard footsteps behind me so I ran and ran face 1st into a tree.

Turns out, the person chasing me was my step dad playing a trick on me.

Luckily, nothing got broken. My nose just bleed.

Originally posted by ur sit'N on my penny
new years eve 2003 i got real drunk and pissed myself at melanies

and one time this summer we all got drunk at like 5 and then we came to my house and my friend abby threw me into the pool with my cigarettes and they all got wet n i got pissed then later that day i threw a brick at all my friends and they still laugh at me for it lol

That's not very good...

When I was in 8th grade, my math teacher caught me talking in class. Actually, she caught me twice. And then the third time she supposedly caught me, I wasn't even talking! I was lip-syncing. And I told her. And she didn't believe me!!! My classmates did, but they practically laughed me out of school for being so dumb as to do it in class. I couldn't help it, there was a tune in my head!I still get teased to this day about that. Now, what I never told anyone was that the song that was stuck in my head was "Sunglasses at Night" They would have laughed at me even more then.

I just realised how old this thread had been... hahaha. Anyways. I'm trying to think of one.

I was in the mall once with Alex and Mel and they were doing work on everything. The up escalator only worked on rare occasions and that day was no exception. So, instead of going on the elevator or the stairs, we decided to run up the down escalator. It was fine until we got to the top. Mel and Alex got off just fine, but the part where the stairs form.... I was afraid of running on that, so I tripped and fell halfway down, cut my knee and foot open, and had to ride down the rest of the way.

Alex still says, "Remember when you flew down the escalator????"

It killed, yet they laughed. Nice friends :p

I don't have an embarrassing story like this. If I did though, I'd definately post it.

I don't remember this but my Mom tells the story of the time that when I was about 3 we were travelling and we stopped at a roadside park. I had to go to the bathroom(number 1):) but there was no toilet there so my Grandpa found a coffee can and told me to use that. Well, I did and after I was finished I asked him what I should do with it. He said "Just kick it over". So I gave the can a huge kick and the urine went flying! My mom said that Grandpa laughed so hard! He told that story for years!:lol:
Oh, I miss my grandpa! He died the day after Elvis died(Aug 1977). :(