There were some awsome one liners and kiss offs in the 9 years of FOL. However which one would you rank as the greatest one?

My favorite will always be Jo's first great one about Blair's taste in men. I don't remember the whole thing since I don't get Nick at Nite in Canada but it was a reference to pretty boys dipped in chrome! (The first episode of season 2.)

List your favorites and we can compare!!!

Mr. Garrett

i would have to say the only one that popped into my head...i have heard so many funny ones come out of Jo's mouth..but i can't remember them!! but one i always thought was so funny even though it is sooooo dumb would have to be Blairs "Turn Blue!!!"

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Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress!
Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u
Blair: o..i believe it!!
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Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone
Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor??
Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!!
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Roy: Things change Jo..people move on
Jo:GOOD Roy..MOVE ON!!
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Blair:What shape is her face??
Jo:I think it's face shaped
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Jo: TOOTIE WOULD U STOP THAT!!
Tootie: Was that a yell?
Jo:yes..maybe..probably..sorry

Turn blue!!! I don't care if it's dumb. It's still hilarious http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I like the one on how Jo describes life I think it goes like this:

"Things Change you born you move on you die that's life"- JO

Even though its not a funny one I still like it.

Turn Blue pops into my mind http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Jo:I don't know you got to admit:Force has some good points.
Blair:Jo's hoping to attend the Chuck Norris School Of Law

Blair:If I don't spend money soon,well I'll just pull all my hair out.
Jo:Good,we'll finally get to see what color the roots are.
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God Bless Everyone
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There are people who get shoved around, and there are people who do the shoving.

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I just had another one of my brilliant ideas

or

who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker

oh yea, let's not forget Mrs. G's "GURRRRRRRRRRRRELLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

You've left out my favorite!
"You're old, you're ugly, you live with it."
-- Jo Polniaczek

I've always liked:

Nat - "She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?"

Jo - "Blair . . .Blair . . . this is not the way to come on to a guy"

Jo - "She was talking about sex. This is personal!"

Jo - "Hey hey, Nat! Cool it! Nice girls don't throw trees!"

Oh wait, you asked for the one greatest, oops . . . http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

My signature:

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

"If I'm not perfect, and that's a BIG if ..."
Blair Warner
Magnificent Obsession

Tootie: Boy are we in trouble.
Natalie: You better make it a double.
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Commotion: Don't break out the champaigne just yet kiddies. We're gonna blow you away!

Tootie: Oh Suuure!

Natalie: Good comeback, Tootie.

What would make you shut-up in your sleep.-
Blair(I like they way she said it)
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How do you say you'er going to be sweeping up
your teeth in french.-Jo
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From now on its good by Natalie,Hello Hot lips.-Natalie
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Don't look now guys,But we'er in Trouble...-Tootie.
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Girls!What is going on here.-Mrs.G




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The rest of Brooke's friend is coming soon,keep looking.
The Facts Of Life Rules!!
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N:I can't belive it!
J:Well you did'nt have to yell!
N:Well I was mad!!!
J:A library Is like a church you are suppose to be nice and Quiet!!!!
B:SSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
J:Take a hike.

Seems like all of the main characters had something funny or cute to say:

Blair (to Joe): "You are such a simple life form!"

Jo (to Blair): "I don't have to READ Dumbo; I already bunk next to her!"

Natalie: "I heard some strange words mixed in the same sentence like 'Jo' and 'dance' and 'going to the'."

Tootie: (her all-time famous line): "We are in Trouuuble."

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[This message has been edited by FOL & DS fan 4ever (edited 04-29-2001).]

I thought this one was really good.
Tootie: WOW! Ive got a white maid!

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Blair: No one look now but there are some classy guys beside us
Tootie & Nat: Where where
Blair: I’m never going out with you guys again
Tootie: I bet they like us there stopping
JO: Its a red light
Tootie: Um Blair I think you should see this
JO: What
Nat: Blair’s classy guys are mooning us

I really liked the quote in "Next Door"when
there was a gas leak and Mrs. G said to Jo something like- I've only raised my voice once in my when my ex husband sold our furniture to pay off his bookie,...but GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN. I found that hilarious.

[This message has been edited by netsetter (edited 03-30-2001).]

I like "B: Jo wake up we can go to sleep now"

I THINK THE MR. FROG LINE BY BLAIR WAS THE BEST.