...Anybody got some? (They CANNOT be inappropriate!)
*I'm trying to get these boards into a happier state b/c in my opinion we're dwelling too much on John's death. WE WILL SURVIVE! We need to put this behind us and move on. I'm not trying to be mean or anything b/c personally I'm really sad also on John's passing, but there's a line between mourning and TOO MUCH mourning. I think we've crossed the line. Seriously, I'm not trying to be mean or anything.*

i totally agree with you....
i loved these quotes....

PAUL: love you
CATE: don't care

PAUL: tears of a clown
CATE: actually it's sexual healing

KERRY: it was 7 in the morning i thought ou couldn't do anything until you had our first cup of coffee

RORY: i can't believe this kerry's popular

BRIDGET: i'm to young to be a grandsister

BRIDGET: have you no self control father can't you keep it zipped
KERRY: i can't believe you two are having unprotected sex

There's many more but i have to go!
**manda*christine**

omg those are so good!

I love when the girls start to fight or have a problem and Rory does to Paul and Cate always say i got "the boy" or well at least we have boy something like that i think thats great lol....:wave:

mine is

Paul: I'm mad about something you said
Cate: What?
Paul: "Lets start a family"


LOL

hahahahaha!

Great topic starter! I love quotes!!!! :D

Here's mine from the premiere episode of season two:

Paul: "I've saved the best for your mother. I'm giving her the big one"

Kids: "Ewwww.....dad."

Paul: "The giraffe!"

Kerry: "Ew, don't name it!"

Paul: [puts up the toy and the kids sigh in relief] "The giraffe?!"

This one is too funny!!!!!!! :D

interesting... yah i guess i remember that

Kerry- make it a real Christmas take a homeless dog home
[girl ignores and walks by]
Kerry- Idiot

Bridget- Er I hate Kerry that boyfriend stealing person [something like that]
Cate- Maybe you should just forgive Kerry
Bridget- Whos Kerry?
Rory- The boyfriend stealing sister
Cate- Rory! She knows!
Rory- So I was just rubbing it in!...

Kyle- Whats up my brotha from anotha motha [kyle has also gotten less "bad" as the show progressed]

Cheerleader- Can I get a hoot... Can I get a hoot.. the owls are gonna stomp gonna stomp gonna stomp on YOU
Kerry- How exactly does an animal stomp on u it weighs like one pound

From Come and Knock On Our Door [bottom]
Paul- Whats with what you're wearing
Cate- These? I always where these... in fact i dont wear anything else... ever...

Kerry- well if u'll excuse me im gonna go water my plants and have black hair!

o i remember that last one!

Bridget- I look hott in my hott new pants, in my hott new pants *singing in front of the video camera* lol

LOL! I forgot about hot new pants song LOL

hahahahaha! these are all really good!

My all time fave quote from the show is "Never ASSUME because when you ASSUME something you make an ASS out of U and ME"-Paul. But I also like "Weird is not wanting anyone to know that you know you use the bathroom."-Kerry. I also liked in the pilot--
Rory:Dad? Paul: What? Rory: Do you think I'm pretty? Paul: Get Out!!! I like all the ones that you said up there. Hmm....there are more...

Originally posted by Sweetie_Pie22
My all time fave quote from the show is "Never ASSUME because when you ASSUME something you make an ASS out of U and ME"-Paul. But I also like "Weird is not wanting anyone to know that you know you use the bathroom."-Kerry. I also liked in the pilot--
Rory:Dad? Paul: What? Rory: Do you think I'm pretty? Paul: Get Out!!! I like all the ones that you said up there. Hmm....there are more...

I've heard of this quote before, but I didn't get to see the episode when Paul says it. What episode is it from? Too funny!! :D

Originally posted by SomersCompany3
Kerry- well if u'll excuse me im gonna go water my plants and have black hair!
I like this one as well! It was funny when she said that... ;)

The Rory one is from the pilot because Kerry was sad that no one asked her to homecoming or whatever dance it was. So she asked Paul if she was pretty and Rory over heard it.
The one with Kerry was from the one were Bridget was in the bathroom and Rory picked up the phone and it was for her but before she could get to the phone Rory told the person (I think that it was Kyle) that she was in the bathroom. Then some said something was weird so Kerry brought that up.
The Paul one was from King and Queen Bees or something like that and Kate or somebody said assume so Paul took a piece of paper and did the ASSUME thing.

Originally posted by swedeace
Great topic starter! I love quotes!!!! :D

Here's mine from the premiere episode of season two:

Paul: "I've saved the best for your mother. I'm giving her the big one"

Kids: "Ewwww.....dad."

Paul: "The giraffe!"

Kerry: "Ew, don't name it!"

Paul: [puts up the toy and the kids sigh in relief] "The giraffe?!"

This one is too funny!!!!!!! :D
Yeah. That is my favorite too!

In the episode that they thought Cate was pregnant I thought it was funny when her and Paul were in their bedroom and Paul said something like, why couldn't [bridget] have been born ugly? and Cate says, "Paul! Ugly people have sex too!" and Paul goes "ewww...."

:)

I LOVE this one. This is from the Pilot episode and after when Paul and Kerry have a talk.

Rory: Dad... do you think I'm pretty?
Paul: GET OUT!

Oh my gosh, that cracks me up everytime. :lol:

And when Kerry says that Paul is "like, 100." LMAO!