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View Full Version : Favorite Florida Quotes vashti1999 10-18-2003, 01:08 AM From the episode "Michael's Great Romance": "Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothin' more going for him than a plate of cold grits!" :confused: TVFactFan 10-18-2003, 12:21 PM Originally posted by vashti1999 From the episode "Michael's Great Romance": "Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothin' more going for him than a plate of cold grits!" :confused: Yeah i like that one too. Here is one-"How can we lose with the stuff we use" vashti1999 10-18-2003, 09:45 PM I forget the exact words, but how about one from Michael--"How can I get down if my ice cream ain't brown! " TVFactFan 10-18-2003, 09:57 PM Originally posted by vashti1999 I forget the exact words, but how about one from Michael--"How can I get down if my ice cream ain't brown! " I got another one. J.J: I rate the movie D for DYNOMITE Florida: And I rate it (F) for FORGET GET IT ThomasE 10-28-2003, 11:27 PM Florida comes to work for Maude Florida: Oh, and, the first week will be on the trial basis. Maude: Oh, Florida. Don't be silly you're not on trial. Florida: I know. You are. J.J. begins to swing his arms back and forth pretending he is going to fight. Florida: J.J. Stop moving around before something falls off! AquaHarmony 11-10-2003, 03:18 PM DAMN, DAMN, DAMN,!!!!! When she was at James' wake! I use that now!!! ThomasE 11-12-2003, 11:49 PM Originally posted by AquaHarmony DAMN, DAMN, DAMN,!!!!! When she was at James' wake! I use that now!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: hch 11-13-2003, 12:52 PM First episode: (Kids are arguing, Florida comes in and quiets them down) FLORIDA: HOLD IT! Well, It's comforting to know there's respect for Black Power around here. THELMA: Mama, you're supposed to be resting FLORIDA: They only took out my appendix, not my mouth nor my fist! ------ When Thelma wants to move in with the African Man, Florida bluntly tells her "HELL NO!" ------ Florida: Thank you LORD. I always knew you were the Equal Opportunity Employer of them All! ------ Florida: That is pure blasphemous! ------ Florida: What a day. James, jr pressuring me to go out and hustle, which is illegal. James, Sr. going out hustling pool which is immoral, and you dragging me down to the Welfare office which is embarassing. You know what my horoscope said today? Let a smile be your umbrella. |