What's your all time favorite Cheers quote??

I have a favorite Quote in Every episode

The one that's popping into my head right now is:

*The Lights Go off*

Whisper: Be afraid be VERY afraid

Sam: Is that a burglar or one of Carla's kids?

Rebecca: ooooo I hope it's a burglar!!!


and


Diane: PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!

Fan of Carla's house or what?!



As for me....

"Crazy Carla?
Crazy like a doorknob."

Originally posted by barwars88
Fan of Carla's house or what?!



As for me....

"Crazy Carla?
Crazy like a doorknob."

oh wow I just realized that they are both from Carla's house...lol

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
[B]I have a favorite Quote in Every episode

The one that's popping into my head right now is:

*The Lights Go off*

Whisper: Be afraid be VERY afraid

Sam: Is that a burglar or one of Carla's kids?

Rebecca: ooooo I hope it's a burglar!!!

B]

That is my altime favortie qoute and "I am too stupid to live"

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
That is my altime favortie qoute and "I am too stupid to live"

I LOVE that episode!!!

(Norm tosses Robin's documents back to Sam)

Norm: yeesh! Your fingerprints are all over that man!

Sam: Awww Man! You set me up! You gave me a fudgecicle!

"BURN DONALD BURN!@"

ThE whole dialog during that scene, is one of my all-time favorites.

Sam: You remember that Teddy you use to wear, the yellow one?

Diane: Yes (looking at him adorably) as I recall I never wore it for long.

Sam: you looked ridiculous in that thing! hahaha

Diane: WHat?! You loved that Teddy.

Sam: hahaha Made you look like a big banana!

Another good one:

Carla~ You know my philosophy (sp?)... if you can't say something nice, say it about Diane.

hmm some of my all time favorites:

*SAM: To me, our relationship makes perfect sense. You want me to propose to you, I propose to you. You say no, I say fine, I never wanna see you again. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose again, I do, you turn me down. Next thing I know I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or go to jail. It's the classic American love story.

Doctor: "Sam, Diane, you two are perfect together. But, but why am I telling you this? Let's, let's share it with the rest of the world, shall we? Hear this world, the rest of you can stop getting married now, it's been done to perfection. Envy them sofa, envy them chair, for you shall never be as cozy as they, for I guarantee that their marriage will be a total epoch shattering success, and I stake my life on it. Wait, let, let me put that on record. I, Dr. Simon Finch-Roik, being of sound mind, declare that Sam and Diane shall be together throughout all eternity, and if I am wrong, I hereby promise that I will take my own life in the most disgusting manner possible. Here, take this tape, no, no, no, take the whole machine, it's my wedding gift to you, to you, the most perfect couple since the dawn of time!"
Diane: "See?"(yes long but still one of my favorites)

Cliff: "I'm ashamed God made me a man."
Carla: "I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging about it either."

Diane: "Very well, I've arrived at my objective opinion. This is one of the most amateurish, hackneyed, odeous pieces of effluvium ever to wash down the pipe. Listen to this dribble. I fly through a puckish arena where echoes dance, where echoes dance, where echoes dance. Sounds familiar."
Norm: "Well, you said it three times."

and there are so many more i cna't even count lol

Holy Cow! One of the best Sam line comes from that episode "Everyone Imitates Art"

(Diane is looking through books, smoking two ciggerettes, and coffee)

(Sam pulls his chair over and Says something like "Hows it going there" and she says something like "I will find it Sam I don't care if it takes me weeks or years")

Sam starts nodding and Diane doesn't even look up when she says that, she just keeps flipping pages and he goes:

Sam: You wanna make out?

Oooh! I LOVE Cheers quotes! One of my favorites is right in my sig! :D

(Look down!) \/

It's from my favorite episode, "Showdown". In my opinion, it's one of Sam's finest! :lol:

Later. :bye:

~ Lauren

"It's a sad world when Sam Malone becomes the voice of reason." :lol:

"Last Thanksgiving dinner was not the disaster that my family makes it out to be. The kids loved riding in that ambulence!"

"Were you born in a manger?"

I got this quote from last nights ep, or should I say, this morning.

Norm: Yeah back in the 60's I sent a dollar into one of those churches that advertizes in the back of rolling stone. Yeah I'm an official minister of the church of the living desert.

Cliff: What did you want to get on the draft?

Norm: No no we were just goofin around ya know. Some friends and I were over at the accounting club getting high smelling adding machine ribbons.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I laughed so hard at that. I never remmebered any of the characters refering to using drugs.

What episode was on last night. My stupid alarm clock didn't go off :mad:

"Bar Bet" episode 62.

Originally posted by Snoopy
"It's a sad world when Sam Malone becomes the voice of reason." :lol:



I love that quote!! lol And even Diane isn't making sense in this episode...because she grrr....semi-cheated on him..

Okay, this might look weird that I know this many quotes from the SAME episode, but I have an explanation:

I was writing down every good quote I heard that night because I wanted a Cheers siggy! Don't think I'm psycho or anything! :lol:

Here goes:

Sam: Would you like to join me? It’s quiet, empty, dimly lit…

Diane: Ahh, much like your mind.

Diane: What amazes me is that there are women upon whom this works, and they’re allowed to vote and drive cars.

Sam: Why don’t you come here? I want to show you something I’ve, uh, triumphed over.

Diane: Don’t tell me you’ve finally mastered the stapler.

Sam: Maybe she’s playing hard to get, but hard to get for me used to mean I had to sit through dinner.

Sam: I think you and Derek would make a great match.

Diane: Really?

Sam: Yeah. Both of you think you’re perfect and one of you’s right.

Diane: And this is alright with you?

Sam: See ya at the wedding. Do I get to kiss the bride?

Diane: I think you know what you can kiss.

Sam: How do you think it feels to be attracted to someone who makes you sick?

Diane: I could right a book on the subject.

Sam: I was swept away!

Diane: Nobody who’s swept away has the presence of mind to say, “Maybe we should kiss.”

What do ya think? :D

Later. :bye:

~ Lauren

"You know, I think it's kind of hot that I am using Diane's brain to get to another woman's body"

"The Keg is Dead!"

"Beef? No, no, no Cliffy, that stuff is BEF"

Rebecca: How could you take advantage of a lonely, older woman like that?
Sam: Ohhh... sweetheart... When the lights go out, everybody is the same age and NOBODY is lonely.

Sam: Coach we don't want to be bothered.
Coach: who does?

My favorites: (among many)

Lilith: That's very good, Carla. Incidentally, I've taken your little wisecracks for a few years now, you hideous gargoyle, and if you ever open that gateway to hell you call a mouth in my direction again, I'll snap off your extremities like dead branches and feed them to you at gunpoint. [Turning away and putting on her jacket] God, that felt good.
Carla: That was just plain rude!

Cliff: The very letters D-N-A are an acronymn for the words "Dames are not aggressive."
Diane: They stand for deoxyribonucleic acid.
Cliff: Yes, well, uh, parse that in the latin declension and uh, my point is still moot.

Lilith: *sings* I wanna shake your hand, snatch you bald. I wanna scratch your eyes out, I wanna drain your blood and replace it with a mercuric chloride, formaldehyde and alcohol solution. [Laughs maniacally and looks back at the bar] I guess you had to be there.

Diane: Benefit from my depth.

Diane: What of loftier pursuits? What of art and music?
Gary: I graduated magna cum laude in American Literature at Princeton.
Diane: Couldn't make summa? [She is SOOO pretensious!!--in a good way, of course]

Originally posted by Ria
My favorites: (among many)
Diane: What of loftier pursuits? What of art and music?
Gary: I graduated magna cum laude in American Literature at Princeton.
Diane: Couldn't make summa? [She is SOOO pretensious!!--in a good way, of course]

I love her face when she says "Couldn't make Summa?" lol Diane rocks