What were George's best lies?

When he was talking to the Bubble Boy and claimed he had a relative who was also in a bubble.

His lie about going to Paris was also a good one. I'll be staying in the Eiffel Towers, i'll send you a postcard"

George on lying (The Beard #102):

GEORGE: I'm sorry, Jerry I can't help you.

JERRY: Come on, you've got the gift. You're the only one that can help me.

GEORGE: Jerry, I can't. It's like saying to Pavorotti, "Teach me to sing like you."

JERRY: All right, well I've got to go take this test. I can't believe I'm doing this.

GEORGE: Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it.

George: "It's OK, I had an uncle who was an alcoholic."

What about lying to his dad about the pee stained couch?

He's an importer/exporter!

"........My father was gay."

"Yeah, I started losing my hair right around the time I made my first million."

Funny thread. George had so many. I liked when he pretended to run into Jerry in the cafe which is quoted above. He was pretending to be rich but looked like a bum.

I coined the term "pardon my french".:lol:

My family used to eat out of the trash all the time.

"Where are you visiting from?"
"Little Rock, Arkansas"

Not really geogre's lie, a combination of Jerry and george when George fakes being a Marine Biologist.

What about the time he faked the leg injury at Play Now? Think Melissa Manchester.

(sinatrastar, do we mean Sheena Easton? ;)

Faking disabilities is low... in The Fatigues #140 he also did it, prentending to be blind to get books on tape.

GEORGE (reaching for the pen but instead paws the eye Dr.'s face): "You're a very handsome man, by the way"

How about the polaroid of George next to the casket in an attempt to get the bereavement discount on an airline ticket...... Classic Costanza.

(sinatrastar, do we mean Sheena Easton?

yes

great thread ! Man, he had some many lies !!
I liked the one where he's making some excuses after the fire (quoting Seinfeldscripts.com' :
George : ' I...was trying to lead the way. We needed a leader!'

ROBIN: But you yelled "get out of my way"!

Goerge : 'Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?'

good call commando. Is the show popular in France?

"I just bought a house on the Hamptons. Last weekend was one of those famous Hampton weekends you always hear about."

Not word-for-word, but you get the point.

The time he pretended that he owned his parents house to impress his girlfriend.

Originally posted by sinatrastar
good call commando. Is the show popular in France?
not at all ! I olny have a few friends who know about it. French TV doesn't air the show anymore:mad: friends and sex in the city are the most popular sitcoms, I can't wait for the DVD !!

He had a good run of lies in the Nose Job epi. "Peter Jennings had a nose job" I have a friend in Hawaii - there is a lot of lava and wood flying around" "My uncle was a pilot he sends me the FAA memos"