Alright, I realized the rest of the fab four had their own best of threads including Newman and Frank costanza. So I decided Elaine deserves a little respect too. What were some of Elaine's funniest moments on the show?

When she was running around Jerry's apartment looking for a package while trying not to inhale the flea poison.

'Lainie has to have her thread.

Some of my fav Elaine;
The Mango;
(great scene from a great epi):

JERRY: You faked with me?

ELAINE: Ye.

JERRY: You faked with me?

ELAINE: Yeass.

JERRY: No.

ELAINE: Yeass.

JERRY: You faked it?

ELAINE: I faked it.

JERRY: That whole thing, the whole production, it was all an act?

ELAINE: Not bad huh?

JERRY: What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?

ELAINE: Fake, fake, fake, fake.
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JERRY: I'm stunned, I'm shocked! How many times did you do this?

ELAINE: Uuuhm, all the time.

JERRY: All the time?!
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GEORGE: Can we get a chocolate malt over here!

GEORGE: We got a chocolate malt in here!

Is this what he said? Not I need a chocolate malt over here or something?

That is a great scene. What about porn star Elaine, gotta love that one :happyface

My favorite Lainey moment is when she thinks she has rabies and is trying to drink water and she goes off on both George and Jerry :drool: ((new faces!))

I love the scene where she puts on the hearing aid and the fire alarm goes off and she freaks out. :lol:

The Little Kicks #138

The Yada Yada #153

GEORGE: "..... You don't think she yada yada'd sex?"


ELAINE: (Raising hand) I've yada yada'd sex.

GEORGE: Really?

ELAINE: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisk, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.

JERRY: But you yada yada'd over the best part.

ELAINE: No, I mentioned the bisk.

The Opposite #86


GEORGE: Well, you could move in with my parents. (chuckles)

ELAINE: Was that the ... opposite ... of what you were going to say, or was that just your natural instinct? (She squeezes George's mouth between her fingers)

GEORGE: Instinct.

ELAINE: Stick ... with the opposite. (Slaps George on the forehead)

Elaine was always mean to George :(

I think it is bisque not bisk ;)

My favorite Elaine is when she is begging Jerry's mom for a sample of urine "Pick a glass, Pick a glass!!"

Originally posted by wickthayer
Is this what he said? Not I need a chocolate malt over here or something?

Maestro? TheMaestro? Anyone else?

wick, from recollection (I pasted that from script) I think he said: "Can we get a chocolate malt over here!..."

Originally posted by BubbleBoy
I think it is bisque not bisk ;)
No it's NOT... IT"S MOOPS! :D
That's what I thought, but the dictionary also had it as "Bisk" (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bisk) so I used it like the script.

Elaine's awesome - especially when she walked into the Soup Nazi's line, put both hands on the counter and starting banging away, trying to decide what she wanted. Hoo-ahh!

Good call JDM! The Soup Nazi #116 has some top shelf Elaine :)
Here's the convo you mention:

>>>ELAINE: Hi there. Um, uh -- [drumming on countertop] Oh! Oh! Oh! One mulligatawny and, um.... what is that right there? Is that lima bean?

SOUP NAZI: Yes.

ELAINE: Never been a big fan. [coughing] Um..you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, " Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!

SOUP NAZI: Very good. Very good.

ELAINE: Well, I --

SOUP NAZI: You know something?

ELAINE: Hmmm?

SOUP NAZI: No soup for you!

ELAINE: What?

SOUP NAZI: Come back one year! Next!<<<

Then as we know, The Queen of Confrontation issues a little vengence:

>>>SOUP NAZI: Next!

ELAINE: Hello.

SOUP NAZI: You. You think you can get soup? Please. You're wasting everyone's time.

ELAINE: I don't want soup. I can make my own soup. " 5 cups chopped Porcine mushrooms, half a cup of olive oil, 3 pounds celery."

SOUP NAZI: That is my recipe for wild mushroom.

ELAINE: Yeah, that's right. I got 'em all. Cold cucumber, corn and crab chowder, mulligatawny.

SOUP NAZI: Mulliga...tawny?

ELAINE: You're through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!<<<

All good picks. Everything Elaine did was good.

Not word-for-word, but something like this:

"Well, I have to go look for a moyle, but couldya do me a favor? Could you tape the converstion about the pigmen and the women who love them, so I can listen to it later?!?"

She just sounded so annoyed and put out, it was hilarious!

She was very annoyed!

" Chatty Gal ! " "Oh, you must be so disappointed!" Good thread going here........

"Off with their heads"

When she bought Boggle for her boss' son :lol:

from the above ------- "I renounce Judaism!!"

Oye Vey!

When her foot got caned in the bakery.

When she had a throaty voice (was she sick?) when she was begging Jerry to tell her 'the big news' when George got engaged.

Call me crazy, but I loved her voice like that.

There's a few times she has the cold voice. She got pregnant twice & bore 2 children during Seinfeld's run, so I imagine she went through all kinds of different days.
My wife & I usually comment, "Elaine has her cold voice."
Forget which epi, but last night Jer had a cold in one.

She was on the show pregnant?

yes, Julia was rated pg twice during the shows run. They did the above the waist shots & the whole thing.
I'll try to look up when or during what scenes this may be evident.

Hey Brian, here ya go, she talks about her 2 kids right at the beginning of this Leno interview:

Julia on Leno/audio (http://www.seinology.com/av/audio/misc/julialeno1.mp3)
from Seinology

There were a couple of times it was very evident she was pregnant, and they tried to hide it by putting stuff in front of her. Some of the episodes where she took over Peterman she was pregnant I think. I think the one with the Urban Sombrero.

Jerry has (or fakes) a cold in the episode where he goes to the pharmacy and then gives Mr. Pitt the wrong medicine. I say fake because it seemed to just be a vehicle to get him in the pharmacy at the same time as Mr. Pitt.

Your wife is a SeinFan, lucky you. I think mine is becoming more of one, but she usually preferred Freinds.

That's funny how I never noticed that she was pregnant.

I usually never notice either. Usually a female has to point that kind of stuff out to me.

I loved it when she bullied around Georgie Boy

Damn, that is weird. I can never pick that stuff out either. It wasn't obvious at all.

Anyway, I like the way she says "He.....took it out".

Great one Chi, she does it all matter of factly! I think she is cleaning her glasses when she tells Jerry about it! :lol: "It, out?"

She was pregnant TWICE?!?

I noticed a few eps when she would wear her coat all the time and keep her purse in front of her. But I didn't know she was pregnant twice. Tell me they were twins.

Wasnt she pregnant when she was gone in England or something?