View Full Version : SeinFighting II "Hello Newman"


sinatrastar
10-03-2003, 04:45 PM
Jerry has finally had it with Newman. He finds him in his apartment with no shoes or socks on and just loses it. The fists start flying, who comes out on top?

Brian Damage
10-03-2003, 04:52 PM
Newman definitely has the weight advantage. So I'm picking him.

TheMaestro
10-03-2003, 05:01 PM
I would also go with Newman, I hear he fights meaner than a ring-tailed lemur.

Maestro
10-03-2003, 05:46 PM
It's Jerry.
Pecking order has already been established & Jer haunchs over Newmy like an alpha male on a yet-to-drop-nut cub. Newmy already curs, turns tail & runs. Plus he's out of shape, you'll rarely win fights like that!

Fat boy may have a prayer if Jer was trying to grab his roaster chicken or something, but that would only be momentarily.

Maestro
10-03-2003, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by TheMaestro
hear he fights meaner than a ring-tailed lemur.
Ya, he tries to climb all over you.
:)

wickthayer
10-03-2003, 06:00 PM
Jerry would win. Newman was a fraidy cat: 1. He was running away from Jerry all over the building 2. He feared rain 3. He was afraid Jerry was going to hit him when Jerry was trying to locate Kramer

TheDrake
10-03-2003, 07:58 PM
Jerry would win.

KnightFalls
10-04-2003, 12:44 AM
Newmans girth wins

HeartsOfIron
10-04-2003, 08:09 AM
Jerry (yet-to-drop-nut :lol: )

Crimson and Clover
10-08-2003, 04:42 PM
I think Jerry would win.

sinatrastar
10-08-2003, 06:14 PM
From Crimson and Clover's sig. : 1st to create fan HYSTERIA.

Sinatra created quite a hysteria among the young girls back in his day, he was similar to Elvis I would dare say. He put the emphasis on the singer, rather than on the band (or orchestra) as was the case before his arrival ;)