Let's try to put all the famous and favorite quotes here.I know its kind of hard but we could try!

"It's called a DATE Blair,DATE"
Tootie
"Perfect?He's not even blond"!
Blair

blair: ive just had another one of my brilliant ideas

Nat: ((depressed)) hes gone...We are really being punished for our sins (this line always crakes me up..and it looked mindy was bout to crake up herself)

((i forget exact words))
Tootie: i gusse you dont want to know what i know bout ROGER!
Nancy: roger? my roger?wht?
Tootie http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif you dont want here from a KID...maybe some who had there hearts ripped out by love
Nancy: tootie((picks up a globe)) have u ever swalloed one of these...
Tootie: well since u put it that way roger has an exter ticket to birnecuff and is taking roger
Nancy: what???!!
Tootie: roger...((nancy cuts her off)
Nancy: i will kill him, i will kill her, i will kill my self, this will not passed unoticed
Tootie: Blair is in TTTTTRRROOOUBBLLLLEEE

jo: blair do u no what this means...i never have to hear you breath again..
blair: and i never have to see your ugly face again

margo: i am on a diet...ill just have one roll
jo: ive seen you in gym clothes, you got a lot more then one roll
((the whole paint scene but heres a couple quotes from it)
blair: o of course not, if that gets out everyones gonna wanna do it
jo:its designer paint
nat: u guys, u guys are making a mess...lets show some decorm..,
Tootie: what bout brenda..Nat:shes got her rocks

ok well those are just a few off the top of my head...but there are many more


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Here's mine:

Natalie: Say this again. Jo, dance, going to it, all in the same sentence??

"You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." ~ Jo

this is one of my favorite scenes:
Blair: "He's a pimp?!"
Jo: "Your basic"
Blair: "Well where's his fur coat? And his cigar, and his purple hat?"
Jo: "Maybe it's his first day"
Blair: "And I suppose you're gonna tell me those are his pimpettes?"
Jo: "You got it"
Natalie: "Ya mean HOOKERS?!!"

"You're so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would read B.C." ~Jo

Jo: All right, first we have the introduction, live from Langley college.
Blair: And I give them my amused look.
Jo: Right. Then we go into your top news stories.
Blair: That's the concerned look.
Jo: Then you do your interview.
Blair: The interested look.
Jo: And we wind up with the editorial.
Blair: (looks confused)
Jo: Brings us to your stupid look.

Tootie: Can we sing?
Jo: Sing?
Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared. What do you do?
Jo: Slap people!

Tootie: What good is privacy if you've got no one to share it with?
Nat: That's right! Jo, you're acting goony.
Jo: I'll tell you what goony is: Two people talking about privacy through a hole in the wall!

Bev: I just got an idea! (Jo gives her a funny look) No really, this is a good idea! (Points to the attic) You could live in there.
Jo: Let me update my definition of goony, eh?

Rick: I'll be the one in the suit saying ‘I do, I do.'

Rick: (singing) Hello my baby, hello my darling (runs into the door) hello, my aching head...

Rick: I'm fine! Fortunately, the sidewalk broke my fall!

Blair: Why do you date this nutcase?
Rick: Because he's funny, he's sexy, and if Jo Polniaczek can correctly guess the hidden question, she will win a trip to the vacation spot of her choosing. Are you ready to play our game?
Jo: As ready as I'm gonna be.

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Jo: Blow it out your Gucci bag!

Tootie: Did anybody call?
Nat: Yeah, the phone company. They wanted to thank you for reaching out and touching everyone!

Blair: When I was little, I used to be afraid of the Boogie man, and my daddy would say, "Don't worry honey. We own the Boogie man!"

Nat: Blow out your candle Blair!

"I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil!"

Margo: I'm on a diet. Just one roll.
Jo: I've seen you in gym clothes. You've got a lot more than one roll!

Blair: She must think we're into nostalgia. She's still wearing flared jeans.
Jo: Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth!

"You're old, you're ugly, you live with it."
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I like the one where Blair wants to open the window and so Blair starts reciting some poem that has the basic idea that if you sleep with the window open, its better.
SO it goes like this:
Blair: blablabla. Emily Dickenson.
Jo: It's freezing. Jo Polnacheck (sp?)
cracks me up
~Meg

B: A Warner is like a delicate soufle.
J: Yeah... light and empty.

And from tonight's ep...#70 Magnificent Obsession

B: Jo! Jo, wake up! We can sleep now! It's 7:22!
J: 7:22?
B: We made it!
J: You're in the clear!
B: We made it! (they hug and the phone rings.)
J: Yeah, hello? (starts cracking up.)
B: It's him isn't it?
J: Of course it's him! Who else would be callin' at 7:23 in the mornin'? (they laugh hysterically.)
B: What does he want?
J: Shh! I'll find out! (laughs.) What do you want?

episode #196 A Thousand Frowns
R: Hi! Can Andy come out and play?
BA: Please, tell me you're just big for your age.

The One Where Mrs. G leaves...
J: No! Now, turn the wheels to the right! (pause.) The hand that you write with! (pause.) No, if tey hadn't wanted you to park on the sidewalk they'd had posted a sign or somethin'...

from #12 Molly's Holiday
B: I've always been fascinated with orthodontistry... probably because I never needed it myself.

I'd think of more but it's 11:03 here and I'm rather sleepy...

~`~ Kenzie ~`~ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Vey cool you guys!!!I love alll the quotes!!Keep posting them!!

"Oh my word!"There is a hair in my menu!"
Blair

Jo: I can't believe I'm waiting for a sock to whisper something in my ear!
Rick: (puts away sock) I'll take it from here.

Blair: I just got another one of my ‘brilliant ideas!'
Jo: Ooh. Don't frighten it. It gets lonely up there!

Tootie: Whenever I feel that way, I write an angry letter and then I don't send it!
Jo: Oh, that'll teach ‘em.
Tootie: But if I'm still mad the next day, I send it to myself and I get the satisfaction of knowing how the other person would have felt if I had the nerve to sent it to them!
Jo: Get out!
Tootie: I guess that is the direct approach.

Jo: What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair. It's you!

Blair: If I'm not perfect, and that's a big IF, it's not his place to say so.
Jo: That's right, it's mine! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Natalie: I'm a doctor's daughter. How long have you had this problem

Blair: he is a man I'm proud to call my father. Daddy I'm more proud of you then ever if you could love your father that much; how could I love you any less
Mr. Warner: I love you to princess

Mrs. Warner: give me ether I depend to me knocked out

Blair: Ah Natalie you just happen to be rooming with the one person who can teach you all about charm, personality and conversation
Jo: Thanks Blair now as I see it there's no secert to a successful date
Blair: Please to you a successful date is arm wrestling at shakey's. Just remember I haven't been dateless since 1979 can anyone else make that claim
Natalie: Blair help me please

Jo: yeah now that I'm older I know a lot more words

Jo: Here's to those who wished me well all the rest can go to Jersey

Tootie: If I was 13 and you asked me out I'd be over the moon. I just came along a couple years to early
Andy: Oh just my luck I fall for a girl with bad timing

Sueanne: We all can't be in your shoes, Blair. Walking the streets of New York.


Sueanne: Sometimes I look in the mirror and start to cry.

Blair:I know what you mean. Sometimes I look at you and I start to cry.


Jo/Frizzo: We're a singing group. The Sha la la la la la la la la las.

Jo: ...and nobody jokes about my name.
Blair:They really don't have to. There's enough laughs in the way you act.

Blair: He (Roger) had these 2 tickets and I just melted and I.... who told you?

Nancy: A very close friend El Slimo. Here hot stuff, maybe this will cool you off.(Nancy puts the ice down Blair's shirt)

Commotion: Don't break out the champaigne just yet, kiddies, we're gonna blow you away.

Tootie: Oh suuure!

Natalie: Good Comeback, Tootie!



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hehe!!I love all the quotes!!Keep posting them!!

"Then your Catilian and my Winding are the same thing."
Jo

hah

"There is no E in Blair"
Blair

heres a couple more good quotes:

jo: your a jerk
blair: bless you

jo: i have something to tell you...i hit you
blair: no really??

brenda: how old is she anyways?
Nat: you and me in the parking lot after the party!

Mrs. G.: Give me broccoli, or give me death!

Mrs. G.: Don't punch a total stranger! Introduce yourselves first!

Blair: Before, she would have just grunted and punched me out!

Jo: Climb in, or climb down. You're making me nervous.
Rick: I'll only be a minute. I just wanted to show you this.
Jo: The sock is looking sane by comparison!

Bev: Jo, let me help you with that.
Jo: That's okay. Been working out.

Bev: (tries to take the muffin) These girls. Always testing their independance. Somebody pinch me!
Jo: If I do, will you give me my muffin back?

Jo: Muffin to go with your foot?

Blair: Bailey maybe your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter.
Natilie: If she's that good she can type the whole damn thing!
Jo: Hey Bailey, what's up? You ready for a new family yet?




[This message has been edited by J Polniaczek (edited 02-10-2001).]

those are cool you guys!!LOL

-"I want Candice Burgen to play me"
Blair
-"And who's going to play me.....Charles Bronson!!"
Jo

My favorite quote would have to be the one I used as my signature....

'It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday'

Natalie's "From now on it's goodbye Natalie...hello hotlips!!!"

This is from my fave episode of FOL.

Andy:You're Sexy Lingerie,that's what I named you!

Tootie:Oh say you didn't.

Jo:I'm not going to be known as "Sexy Lingerie".


This has got to be the best post-eastland episode.

jo:mrs g,iv'e dealt with this problem before.mrs g:jo,2 times have I spoke in an arbitrary manner.once when my ex-husband mortgaged off our house to pay the bookie.and now.GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS HOUSE OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!

Roy: How's my cucumber?
Jo: Don't call me vegitables, Roy!

Jo: There are two things we never laugh about. The Yankees, and what Roy did to me!

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nat: hello sailer!

((something like this but not sure))
Blair: lets look at appointment calender..this is one can u say one bailey?
Bailey: one
Blair: my this is fun..can you say two?
Bailey: two
Blair: this is --o no..
Jo: looks like your on your own thats as far as she can go

HEHE I love those quotes!!All of them.


"In your ear"
Blair

these are some of ym faveee quotes!

Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress!

Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u

Blair: o..i believe it!!
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Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone

Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor??

Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!!
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Roy: Things change Jo..people move on
Jo:GOOD Roy..MOVE ON!!
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Blair:What shape is her face??
Jo:I think it's face shaped
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Jo: TOOTIE WOULD U STOP THAT!!
Tootie: Was that a yell?
Jo:yes..maybe..probably..sorry
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Mrs G: Jo u've got somthing fat back there!
*Jo turns and gives Mrs G a look*
Mrs.G: I mean u have a fat envelope back there

I love those!hehe

This is fun! These are mine:
Blair: "Oh My Word."
Jo: "What?"
Blair: "I can't believe it."
Jo: "What!?"
Blair: "There's a hair in my menu."
(Jo blows it out)
Jo: "Not anymore!"

Jo: "You're born, you live, you die, that's life."

That's all I can think of now...

Blair: Beverly Ann, let me tell you something about Jo and her bike. She took it on her first date. She polishes it every weekend. They're inseperable, like penut butter and jelly, ham and eggs.
Bev: Roy and trigger.
Blair: Bingo.
Bev: . . . and catholics!
Blair: Right.
Bev: . . . and left!
Blair: Stop!
Bev: . . . and go!
Blair: Please!
Bev: and thank you!
Blair: Get out of here.
Bev: and come again. (Skips out the door)Oh, I LOVE this game! (giggles)

Jo: Do you want me to kill her?

Tootie: Jo, will you punch her?

HEHE.LOL

"I only called you a jackass"
JO

J: Hey, Casey. I need a favor.
C: Yeah, so do I. KILL Blair Warner.
J: That wouldn't be a favor, that'd be a public service.

B: I'm heeere!
C: You're laaaate!

R: Excuse me! They can't be disturbed.
B: And who might you be?
R: I'm Rick Bonner and I hang out here. What about you?
B: I'm Blair Warner and I OWN here and I can disturb anybody just about anytime I want to.
R: I bet you're very good at it.

Blair: "That's it?! What about my parable? What about my metaphor? What about my words of wisdom?!"

Jo: "Blair!"

Blair: "Well?! You got your rock!"
GRADUATION PART II

That's a good one!

Jo: Do you know what they want to do to me? They want to wrap me up in cheese cloth and do something with fruit which I think is illegal!
Solon dude: Not in this state!

Bev: Blair . . .!
Jo: Oh, knock it off!

(Don't know if I posted this one already)
Blair: I think Rick has been a great influence on Andy. He taught him how to fix his bike, he taught him how to fix his telescope, he taught him how to shave without becoming a blood donor . . .

Jo: Maybe next time it would be easier for you to stick your face in a blender!

Tootie: Did you check the M-O-R-G-U-E?
Rick: Not T-H-E-R-E.
Jo: Rick, we looked high an low for you.
Rick: I wasn't in either of those places.

Jo: RICK!
Rick: Can't you see I'm trying to talk here? You people are incredibly rude!

Tootie: Whenever I feel that way, I write an angry letter to whoever I'm mad at, and then I don't send it!
Jo: Oh, that'll teach ‘em.
Tootie: But if I'm still mad the next day, I send it to myself and I get the satisfaction of knowing how the other person would have felt if I had the nerve to sent it to them!
Jo: Get out!
Tootie: I guess that is the direct approach.

Blair: She must think we're into nostalgia. She's wearing flared jeans.
Jo: Uh, you're gonna be wearing flared teeth in a minute.

I have a ton of these!


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ok this one was one last night i thought it was funny and i dont know if i have the exact words

C: they looked at her head and they didnt find ANYTHING!
B: not even a little piece of hay...

Those ones are super funny.LOL

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-God Bless-
*PROUD MEMBER OF THE SAFESEARCHING FAMILY.*

Blair: (Singing in operatic voice) My boyfriend's back and you're going to be in trouble. Hey la. Hey la. My Boyfriend's Back.

Jo. Blair if you like that song. Why are you doing that to it?

Blair: Doing what to it.

Jo: Singing it like Julie Andrews!
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Blair: Goodbyyyyyye, Arnold.(Blair making kissing noises)

Arnold: Don't move. I want to forget you just the way you are!

You know what every single person forgot??

Blair: Turn blue!

Okay, here's another one...

Jo: I can't wait to be back in my neighborhood. I miss the New York attitude.
MrsG: Rude, hositle...
Jo: Yeah, everyone here is all "have a nice day", I could use a good rank out.
Nat: We're rank. Try me.
Jo: You're so dump, you can't spell "IQ".
Blair: ((walks in))
Jo: And you're so spoiled, if you were milk, the carton would read "BC".
Blair: Turn blue!
Jo: See what I mean? "Turn blue", and that was her best shot.

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~*~*~*~ Lizzie ~*~*~*~

Jo: It was just like Saturday night fever...but it was a Friday.

Blair: If I'm not perfect, and that's a BIG if....it certainly wasn't his place to say so.
Jo: Right...it's mine!

Blair's new saying of the new Millenium!
"I'm a princess
I was born on a cloud
If you wanna get with me
You better bow down
So get on your knees
And call me "Your Highness"
Because, baby, believe me
I'm New York's finest!"

You can't fogret the classic...

Blair: "Turn blue!"

And the fights...

Jo: I can't wait to get back to my old neighborhood. I miss the New York attitude.
MrsG: Rude, hostile...
Jo: Yeah, everyone here is all "have a nice day". I could use a good rank out.
Nat: We're rank. Try me.
Jo: You're so stupid, you can't even spell "IQ".
Blair: ((walks in))
Jo: And you're so spoiled, if you were milk the carton would read "BC".
Blair: Turn blue!
Jo: See what I mean? "Turn blue", and that was her best shot.

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~*~*~*~ Lizzie ~*~*~*~

Jo: It was just like Saturday night fever...but it was a Friday.

Blair: If I'm not perfect, and that's a BIG if....it certainly wasn't his place to say so.
Jo: Right...it's mine!

Blair's new saying of the new Millenium!
"I'm a princess
I was born on a cloud
If you wanna get with me
You better bow down
So get on your knees
And call me "Your Highness"
Because, baby, believe me
I'm New York's finest!"

sorry for the double post! it messed up!

Hey GoodGirl103, you took my signature!

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

N: "Blair, Mrs.Garret said to take only one valuable."
B: "I am.... my wardrobe !"

Moose: You're lucky you're a girl
Jo: So are you!

good ones.LOL


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-God Bless-
*PROUD MEMBER OF THE SAFESEARCHING FAMILY.*

Blair: This is ridiculous. My parents are spending a fortune so I can get frostbite.
Nat: It's not that bad.
Blair: Maybe not for you, but a Warner is like a delicate souffle.
Jo: Yeah, light and empty.

Here's another one from "Dear Apple". I'm not so sure if this is totally correct and I haven't seen this episode since the first run, but I remember how mean Blair was to Jo:

Blair (to some guys): Just go up left and Jo's in there. You can just go in.
(guys go up)
Natalie: Blair, that's the bathroom.
Tootie: And Jo's in the shower.
(sound of Jo screaming)
Blair: I know.

Also, you can't forget:

Jo: You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but not the Bronx outta the girl!

That one is super funny.Cool!!

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-God Bless-
*PROUD MEMBER OF THE SAFESEARCHING FAMILY.*

I know this isn't a quote, but I put it in my signature, so I thought it was cool.

~Blair's saying in the new Millenium...
"I'm a princess
I was born in a cloud
If you want to get with me
You better bow down
So get on your knees
And call me "Your Highness"
Cause, baby, believe me
I'm New York's finest."

What do ya think?

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~*~*~*~ Lizzie ~*~*~*~

Jo: It was just like Saturday night fever...but it was a Friday.

Blair: If I'm not perfect, and that's a BIG if....it certainly wasn't his place to say so.
Jo: Right...it's mine!

Blair's new saying of the new Millenium!
"I'm a princess
I was born on a cloud
If you wanna get with me
You better bow down
So get on your knees
And call me "Your Highness"
Because, baby, believe me
I'm New York's finest!"

I think that is SO Blair!

Jo: I hate teaching people how to drive. They're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them.

Jo: How do you say ‘you're gonna be pickin up your teeth' in French?

Jo: You're gonna be sweeping up your teeth with a broom!

Jo: I'm gonna loosen some teeth!

Blair: She must think we're into nostalgia. She's wearing flared jeans.
Jo: Uh, you're gonna be wearing flared teeth in a minute.



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Blair: I can't believe this! My parents are spending a fortune so I can get frostbite!
Nat: It's not that bad.
Blair: Maybe not to you, but a Warner is like a delicate souffle.
Jo: Yeah, light and empty.

Captain: Didn't you ever have a dog, Jinny?
Jinny: I had a plant once. It didn't make it.

Tootie: I've never seen a nightie that had....instructions!

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Ohmigosh! You know what we forgot?

A classic exhange from "3, 2, 1" ...

Blair: "Take them off, Jo! I don't want to fail! I'll do anything!
Jo: "Will you read my editorial?"
Blair: "Yes!"
Jo: "You promise?"
Blair: "Yes!"
Jo: "You swear?"
Blair: "Yes!"
Jo: "I don't believe you." (completed with a self satisfied smirk)

From last night:

Tootie (one arm around Nat, one arm around Jo): Nat and my friendship is like a boat. We just keep rocking and rocking and...
Jo: I'm seasick.

Ok I'm not sure if these were posted yet- as far as I can tell they weren't.
I'm not completely positive on the wording but I like this one.

Blair: (sigh)
Jo: I hate when you sigh.
Blair: I don't sigh.
Jo: Well if that wasn't a sigh you've got a slow leak.

Blair: (sigh)
Jo: Your doing it again
Blair: It's called breathing, Jo.
Jo: You do it to bother me.
Blair: I do it to keep from dying.
Jo: Now there's an idea!


Jo: I thought you liked me in that way that you like somebody when you like them in that way.


Mrs G: Natalie would you like to show Jo a better place to park her bike?
Jo: How about on Blair's face?


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Tootie: Can we sing?
Jo: Sing?
Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared what do you do?
Jo: Slap people


Blair: A Warner is like a delicate soufle
Jo: Yeah light and empty


Nat: I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil


Blair: (Cliff's parents) live on a farm.
Tootie: A farm?
Jo: As in e-i-e-i-o?


Jo: Which one's the pig?
Tootie: That's predictable Jo, insulting Blair.
Jo: I wasn't insulting Blair, I
All: was insulting the pig!

LOL!!Those are super cool!
I think we can put almost all the quotes together!Good work!!I have to search for more quotes.They are so many!!

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-God Bless-
*PROUD MEMBER OF THE SAFESEARCHING FAMILY.*

These are from Golden oldies im not sure if they are in order,
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Bev:This house theres something about this house im suepose to remember.
B:Shes been saying that for over a year.

A:Have'nt you been getting my letters?
Bev:I think I put them in the drawer,(opens
drawer)Oh my theres the cat.

B:Thats it im flat busted.
N:Well i've seen them looking better.
Bev:She mean's she's broke.
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This is from one of the christmas shows.
(Blair walks in with a new fluffy coat on)
B:How do I look?
J:Like a gaint furrball.
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This is from Green Eyed monster.
B http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifon't Hurt my baby palms.
J:Hey Nat cool it nice girls don't throw trees.
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Now from tonight's show
B:This is good What is it?(I don't know who says this)
MG:It is sugar a fryed bread a mexican treat,A new item on the menu.
N:I can see it now all of with castenets and
somberos.
MG:No Pinatas.(She pushes something and a pinata fall down)
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Thats all hope you like them.

Heres more, Im having fun,he he;o).
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B:Come on lets go,under a bridge over a cliff,whatever is convenient.
J:It's a red light.
B:I don't care.
J:Thats all I wanted to hear.(police car is behind them)
J:You said you wanted to meet a man.
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S http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifHits natalie)It was a bug.
T:Could have been.
S http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifHits natalie)Another bug.
N:You whant a bug i'll show you a bug theres a bug(hits seamore)OOOO A spider,A tranchla.(keep hitting eachother)
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They are not in oder.
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J:Hey no one jokes about my name.
B:They don't have to theres enough laughs in the way you act.
MG:Would you girls care for a bowl of meow mix.

MG:Natalie why don't you go show Jo a better
place to park her bike.
J:why don't I just park it on Blair's face.
N:She's a breath of fresh air.

MG:You must be Jo The new student.
J:ya how did you know?
MG:Easy I never saw a modercycle parked in my flowerbed before.
J: Oh I thought they were weeds.
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Here are some known saying they have nothing in commn with eachother.
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MG:GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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B:I have got another one of my brilliant ideas.

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B:Turn blue

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J:Im going to loosen some teeth.
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J:Your busting my chops.
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N:From now on its good by nataile hello hot lips!!!
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T:Some's in trouble...
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one more then its bed time for me,
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B:Nataile
N:What
T:Nataile
N:what
B:Nataile
N:What,Oh I see lets see who can drive Nataile crazy first.
T http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifpats nataile on shoulder,and looks at Blair)Have Fun.
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Hope you like them,Thats all for tonight maybe more later.Good Night.

i looooove this quote!

it's from the one where blair and jo go to ny for a weekend with their old friends.
(D=Dina Becker)

D- I'm talking murder one for that hair!
B-(giggles and flips hair)
J- (staring) i think i just stumbled into a farrah faucet convention.


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"You're so spoiled that if you were milk, the carton would read B.C."

~Kerri~

[This message has been edited by Blair n' Jo Rock (edited 03-01-2001).]

LOL cool!!

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-God Bless-
*PROUD MEMBER OF THE SAFESEARCHING FAMILY.*

From "Give and Take"

Blair: "I feel like that roast."
Jo: "Tough and shriveled?"

Jo: "Blair, forget it."
Blair: "What are we talking about, really? Six little birds and a bowl of stuffing."
Jo: "I'm not stickin' my hand into a dead chicken!"

Mrs. G: "Ahh, there's a burnt log in my oven!"

Here's another one, from "Graduation, Part II"

Blair: "Like sand through the hourglass...
Jo: "...these were the days of our lives."

Oh, Natalie. Natalie,Natalie,Natalie,Natalie.

Andy: You should sing something sexy. You know, a song with a lot of moaning in it.

Natalie:Andy this contest is being sponsored by a Teen magazine. I don't think they're into moaning.

Andy: Then could you just sing it for me?

[This message has been edited by ThomasE (edited 03-01-2001).]

those are excelent!I love them all!!LOL


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-God Bless-
*PROUD MEMBER OF THE SAFESEARCHING FAMILY.*