Nanny Fine
09-16-2003, 09:33 AM
and it just really proved how much she really does know me. Scary.
Here is what it reads...
When I was little, I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsy, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street--Joanie and Jenny Piccoloand Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older, sometimes we'd all hop into our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reilly. They were really cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodie, andshe lived with her Uncle, Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sanford. He was a grouch but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always sayin' stuff like "DY-NO-MITE!!" and "NA-NU NA-NU", and "KISS MY GRITS!". .... Yeah, J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie, too! Unfortunately, their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never really liked me...
(Flip to inside of card)...
...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...
Yeah, right.
Whatever...
Here is what it reads...
When I was little, I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsy, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street--Joanie and Jenny Piccoloand Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older, sometimes we'd all hop into our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reilly. They were really cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodie, andshe lived with her Uncle, Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sanford. He was a grouch but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always sayin' stuff like "DY-NO-MITE!!" and "NA-NU NA-NU", and "KISS MY GRITS!". .... Yeah, J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie, too! Unfortunately, their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never really liked me...
(Flip to inside of card)...
...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...
Yeah, right.
Whatever...