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TVFactFan 09-13-2003, 12:52 AM "I rate the movie TD, for TOO DAMM Expensive"
"Mad Dog if you don't get your hand out my wife's face i'm going to slap a muzzle on you."
Willona, you Bread is not Baked"
"you want to have some coversations about cake, you have it with Betty Crocker"
"TOO OlD? We Talking about working not playing STICK BALL"-LOL
Michael:I want to be bussed to another Family, James: I'm about to bust you with this belt"
"J.J's idea of feeding a baby would be giving the baby STRAINED SNICKERS BARS"
Brian Damage 09-13-2003, 11:47 AM J.J.: Well you know, what can I say?
TVFactFan 09-13-2003, 11:49 AM Originally posted by Brian Damage
J.J.: Well you know, what can I say?
Nothing was funny about that DRY statement.
Brian Damage 09-13-2003, 11:56 AM JJ was funny, he was the star.
TVFactFan 09-13-2003, 12:01 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage
JJ was funny, he was the star.
The only thing J.J said to make me laugh was when the family was looking for James Gun and when they found J.J said-"I recognize that Gun anywhere it looks just like me, SLIM, BLACK, and DYNOMITE"
GeeBee 09-13-2003, 03:49 PM Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
"I rate the movie TD, for TOO DAMM Expensive"
"Mad Dog if you don't get your hand out my wife's face i'm going to slap a muzzle on you."
Willona, you Bread is not Baked"
"you want to have some coversations about cake, you have it with Betty Crocker"
"TOO OlD? We Talking about working not playing STICK BALL"-LOL
Michael:I want to be bussed to another Family, James: I'm about to bust you with this belt"
"J.J's idea of feeding a baby would be giving the baby STRAINED SNICKERS BARS"
<YAWN...>
Brian Damage 09-13-2003, 03:51 PM Originally posted by GeeBee
<YAWN...>
:lol: Now that's funny!
TVFactFan 09-13-2003, 04:47 PM Originally posted by GeeBee
<YAWN...>
"If we get any closer to the soup line, we will be in the pot"
James Evans
Brian Damage 09-13-2003, 05:22 PM Not funny.
TVFactFan 09-13-2003, 05:28 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage
Not funny.
James:Your are now in what we call the extended family
Michael's Bully: What is an extended Family
James:It means since you are in this house for the weekend, it gives me the right to extend my belt to your Behind-LOL
Brian Damage 09-13-2003, 05:31 PM :bored: Ho-Hum....not funny.
laneyday 09-16-2003, 06:46 PM Junior, your mouth starts flapping early but I swear your brain don't start 'til ten o'clock!
Mr. Television 09-16-2003, 06:47 PM Originally posted by laneyday
Junior, your mouth starts flapping early but I swear your brain don't start 'til ten o'clock! I remember that one. That was funny.
TVFactFan 09-16-2003, 07:09 PM Originally posted by laneyday
Junior, your mouth starts flapping early but I swear your brain don't start 'til ten o'clock!
Other Quotes
"13 cavaties!, i swear if it's not something expensive going in junior's mouth, it's something stupid coming out of it"-LOL!!!
"don't smile at me with those $300 teeth."
GeeBee 09-17-2003, 09:30 AM Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Other Quotes
"13 cavaties!, i swear if it's not something expensive going in junior's mouth, it's something stupid coming out of it"-LOL!!!
That's why J.J. acted like he did. His father verbally abused him all the time.
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