Since alot of people on this board like Jo,I was wondering
what your favorite quotes from FOL that are by Jo?
Here's one of mine from the New Girl Episode
Blair: I can't even pronounce the one who I'm stuck with.
Joanne Polniazek,She's gonna have to find me an interpeter to
help me with that name.
Jo:The name is Polniaczek,and I got your interpeter right here,
(forms fist) Nobody jokes about my name!

Natalie continues.... "SHE'S A BREATH OF FRESH AIR - ISN'T SHE!"

that part is great..

dj79....

when boots walks out of the store and she says "is it just me or is everyone nauseas:lol:

"Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to people and all that stuff."

Alex: "You have to be Blair."
Jo: "She sure does, nobody else wants to be."

Blair: "Saturday night in New York I am going to sneak out of the hotel."

Jo: "So what?"

"After that we laughed, talked, and had a great time... I hated it."

Blair: "A Warner is like a delicate sou fle."
Jo: "Yeah light and empty."

I liked the one where Mrs. G was bailing them out of jail, and Jo says to Blair, "you got it Farrah." I cracked up at that one!

The infamous,
"Youre born, ya move on, ya die. Thats Life".

and i like it whenever she calls Blair Ferrah.

Didn't Jo once say, "Shut up, Blair, or I'll break your kneecaps" ???

I cant pick a few I like alot of them

Originally posted by hawaii five-o
Didn't Jo once say, "Shut up, Blair, or I'll break your kneecaps" ???

I can hear her saying that. :lol:

I like: Look, where I come from, you squel, and they ship your tounge to Cleavland.

Blair: Forgive me. It was an accident.
Jo: I know. Oh, Blair....

Originally posted by Hershey
The infamous,
"Youre born, ya move on, ya die. Thats Life".


OMG!! I love that quote!!!! I couldn't stop laughing the first time i heard it!!

Blair: Jo. I never thought I'd be saying this in a million years but.... you and Eddie have my blessing.
Jo: Oh, Blair. Do you know what this means? Nothing.

:lol:

"It's got a real diamond in it....maybe it would help to get a closer look!


"Little words for little minds" And whos mind are you calling little, Muffin head!

"If the manholecover fits!"

"Why don't I just park it on Blair's face!"

"Let's face it. You got no business at that cotillion and you know it! I got as much business there as you do, in fact I got more. I was asked!

You couldn't possibly subject yourself to that kind of humiliation!
What humilation?
Like when you drink out of the finger bowl and put Catsup on your Keish!

:wave: I know them ALL! :happyface

So many to choose from...

(from Cruisin')
"Yeah Blair, we planned it that way. Me and the squirrel it took weeks to figure out the timing."

(The Source)
"Look at it this way, there’s a lot of kids out there who look up to ya for bein’ kicked outta school. You’ll be a celebrity!"

(Cruisin')
"Don’t worry. I never hit anything I don’t wanna hit."

(Double Standard)
"Well if that's a dance at the high crest country club, your cotillion and my wingding are the same thing."

Originally posted by Classic FOL Fanatic
(Double Standard)
"Well if that's a dance at the high crest country club, your cotillion and my wingding are the same thing."


I loved when she called it a wingding!!! That was so funny!!!

I like the whole scence w\ the pipe bomb Jo was making.

Blair: I don't know what's wrong with me Jo.
Jo: Well I don't have time to tell you.

Jo: After that we laughed, talked, and had a great time... I hated it.

Jo: Hey Nat cool it, nice girls don't throw trees.

Jo: Alright I have had it with that hairy little creep.

Tootie: Oh look here's Blair and the pig.
Jo: Which one's the pig?

Blair: I don't know what's wrong with me Jo.
Jo: Well I don't have time to tell you.


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This exchange from Four Musketeers has a couple of good lines from Jo:

Blair- *sigh*
Jo- I hate it when you do that.
Blair- Do what?
Jo- Sigh
Blair- I don't sigh
Jo- Well if it wasn't a sigh, you've got a slow leak
Tootie- Cool it you two
Pause
Blair- *sigh*
Jo- You're doing it again
Blair- It's called breathing
Jo- You do it just to annoy me
Blair- No, I do it to keep from dying
Jo- Now there's an idea!

I love this scene. It's one of my favorites.

Here's another from the scene where they argue about whether or not the window should be open:

Blair: "The moon was but a chin of gold a night or two ago.
And now she turns her perfect face upon the world below."
The Moon. Emily Dickinson.

Jo: It's freezing. Jo Polniaczek.

Originally posted by Lynn
This exchange from Four Musketeers has a couple of good lines from Jo:

Blair- *sigh*
Jo- I hate it when you do that.
Blair- Do what?
Jo- Sigh
Blair- I don't sigh
Jo- Well if it wasn't a sigh, you've got a slow leak
Tootie- Cool it you two
Pause
Blair- *sigh*
Jo- You're doing it again
Blair- It's called breathing
Jo- You do it just to annoy me
Blair- No, I do it to keep from dying
Jo- Now there's an idea!

I love this scene. It's one of my favorites.

I was gonna put this one...glad u did-I didnt have to type the whole thing-LoL.

Originally posted by Hershey
I was gonna put this one...glad u did-I didnt have to type the whole thing-LoL.
It was my pleasure. :D

I always like this one from one of the later seasons -


(Tootie and Jo walk down the stairs.)

TOOTIE: Hey, are there any doughnuts left?

NATALIE: Savages! What kind of a breakfast is that? You are what you eat!

JO: Then what have YOU been eating? Scrap metal?

Here's another I like

Tootie:Can we sing?
Jo: Sing ?
Tootie:That's what I do when I scared,What do you do?
Jo: Slap people .

From Doo-Wah:
Jo: You filmed us on the train, you filmed us in the cab, I need you to run out of film so I can go to the bathroom! Jo says grabbing the camera.

From Gone W/ The Wind Pt. 2:
Jo: Alright Natalie it's true. You and I are heating this room!

From The Halloween Show:
Jo: Wrong you weenie!

From Doo-Wah:
Jo: I didn't ground myself. How could I let a thing like that get by me. (she hits herself in the head) What a dunder head!!

Magnificent Obbsession:
Jo: I thought the maybe would get him a magic marker up the nose!

Ain't Miss Beholden:
Jo: I'm no starving monkey, Blair!

From The Affair:
Jo: Nat. I really don't think this is the time for Brazil, our neighbor to the south.

From The New Girl Pt. 2:

Jo: And the next time I find your shoes in my area, I'm gonna glue em togetha!

From Mind Your Own Business:
Jo: Blair, diaries are just temporary feelings. Nat. doesn't really think you're and egotistical, selfish, airbrained witch...like I do!

THIS IS A FUNNY QUOTE FROM JO THAT MADE ME LAUGH (AS REALLY ALL OF HER RETORTS, ESPECIALLY TO BLAIR, DO)
REFERRING TO THE BATES GOAT MASCOT BEING PREGNANT, AND BLAIR WANTING TO USE THE PHRASE "GOT IN TROUBLE" INSTEAD.
JO: "DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT THEIR MASCOT "GOT IN TROUBLE"? SHES A GOAT, BLAIR! WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? SHE WENT OUT PARKING WITH A BAD BILLY & THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND!?"

NANCY SAID IN AN INTERVIEW THAT SHE ALWAYS GOT THE BEST LINES & COMEBACKS, AND I BELIEVE THAT TO BE TRUE. HOWEVER, IT ALSO WAS NANCY'S TALENT IN HOW SHE SAID IT, THAT MADE US LAUGH OUT LOUD. LISA KNEW BLAIR IN & OUT AND BOTH OF THESE FINE ACTRESSES HAD GREAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND COMEDIC TIMING, WHICH ADDED TO THEIR BELIEVABILITY. THEY ALSO HAD GREAT CHEMISTRY, AND THINK THEY ARE UNDERRATED AS A GREAT COMEDY TEAM. THEY REALLY MADE US WANT TO SEE BLAIR & JO, WHETHER THEY WERE GOING AT ONE ANOTHER OR THEY WERE SHARING TRUE FRIENDSHIP MOMENTS. THEN AGAIN, THEIR BICKERING WAS JUST PART OF THEIR QUIRKY JO/BLAIR INTIMATE FRIENDSHIP. AT LEAST I THINK SO. :)

Blair- *sigh*
Jo- I hate it when you do that.
Blair- Do what?
Jo- Sigh
Blair- I don't sigh
Jo- Well if it wasn't a sigh, you've got a slow leak
Tootie- Cool it you two
Pause
Blair- *sigh*
Jo- You did it again!
Blair- It's called breathing
Jo- You do it just to annoy me
Blair- No, I do it to keep from dying
Jo- Now there's an idea!

haha then
Blair: I don't have to take this!
Jo: So leave!
Blair: I will!
Jo: Good!
Blair: and I'll take my blanket with me!!! *then proceeds to rip the blanket off of Jo, Nat, and Tootie*

i must say that seen is definitely a classic to me!:D

I'M DOING THIS FROM MEMORY, SO I HOPE I HAVE IT RIGHT. IT ALWAYS MADE ME LAUGH, EVEN WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT TODAY :)
JO: "BLAIR'S LIKE A BARBIE DOLL. YA WIND HER UP AND SHE SAYS "I LOVE YA", TA HASELF".
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME IF I'VE GOT ANY OF IT WRONG. THANKU.

So what, things change! You born, you move on, you die, THAT'S LIFE! :lol:

Mrs. Garret: where'd you get beer?
Jo: I got the beer

LOL we never did find out where she got it from though

I always like this one from one of the later seasons -


(Tootie and Jo walk down the stairs.)

TOOTIE: Hey, are there any doughnuts left?

NATALIE: Savages! What kind of a breakfast is that? You are what you eat!

JO: Then what have YOU been eating? Scrap metal?

What episode was this from?