This is my first fan-fic...I have been reading everyone elses forever so I decided to write one myself..I recently went on a cruise so that is kinda where I got the idea for this...I figured I would write a happy one since they are cops and they have to see so much drama every day......

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Everyone was sitting at their desks quite and pre-occupied when Kate walked out of her
office.
Kate: "Do you all know what time of year it is?"
Nate: "a very cold time"
Kate: "yes it is but it is also time for our Divisions annual cruise"
Raina: "What annual cruise?"
Kate:"Well it is the cruise we take every January....we were not able to take one last year
becuase we were too busy but it looks like we will be able to this year"
Magda: "Where are we going this year"
Kate: "I figured we could have vote"

Everyone decided to go Mexico.....Kate brought Louis...Magda brought Gabe...
Raina brought (I cant remeber his name...but the baseball player..)......CD and Nate
could not find a date for the cruise(or at least that is what they wanted everyone to think)
....and Jinny brought Teddy(the two had grown close since Jack moved away).....

Day one:

Everyone had boarded the ship and were being assigned to their rooms...
Kate:"ok here is everyones keys....sleep with whoever you want..."
CD smiled at Nate....everyone paired up and went to their rooms except for CD, Nate,Raina and whats-his-face.
Raina: "Uh do you guys mind if I speak to CD alone?"
the two guys walked into one of the rooms....
CD: "what is it?"
Raina: "Well Im really not ready to stay over-night with whats-his-face...if you know what I mean..
I was wondering if me and you could share...Im sure you don't wanna have to sleep with Nate!"
CD: "Well uh.. I don't really mind sharing a room with Nate..(she did not want it to seem obvious she wanted to share a room with him)....sure we can share a room Raina...."
Raina(real excited): "Thanks.....Roomie!"
CD(under her breath): "Damn!"


Next everyone headed up to the top deck to just chill and relax..
Raina: "I don't know about you guys but I am ready to par-tay!"
Kate: "Yeah me too!"
Everyone looked at kate......
Kate: "Hey we are on vacation...lets cut loose"
A waitress walks up to them and asks if they would like anything...
Kate: "I will have a shot of Tiquilla.."
Raina: "Oooh good idea captain..I'll have TWO shots of tiquilla.."
Kate gives her a "good-job" nod...
Magda: "who in the hell are you two?"
CD and Nate order a beer...Magda orders a mix drink..Gabe orders a beer...whats-his-face
orders a coke..Jinny orders a coke..and Teddy and Louis order beer...
Raina: "I better warn you guys..Im not much of a drinker...so..."
Jinny: "ohhhh ****...this is gonna be an exciting trip..."
The waitress brought out everyones drinks....
Raina: "This is not two shots...this is a full glass of tiquilla..."
Jinny(laughing): "You ordered it so you have to drink it!"(jinny knew what Raina was getting into)
Everyone sat out on the deck for a few hours...a few more beer were ordered...and a
few more shots were ordered...CD had decided to join Kate and Raina...by now the three of them were toast...
Jinny: "You know I thought i would not have much fun sobor but I am having a blast watching these three!....they make me never want to drink again!"....

Next everyone went and got ready for dinner.....Kate and CD were pretty drunk but they could
still tell what was going on around them...Raina on the other hand had to be carried to
dinner by whats-his-face...
whats-his-face: "I have never seen her like this before..."
Magda: "Neither have we!"
Nate: "I have never seen CD or Captain like this either"
everyone was looking at their menus...Whats-his-face just went ahead and ordered for Raina..
Louis: "Do you want me to order for you Kate?"
Kate(leaned back in her chair): "Whatever you want to do babe..just order me a shot of...
well whatever they have....my buzz is wearing off.."
Jinny: "that was JUST A BUZZ.....damn...."
Jinny could not stop laughing..she was happy to not be in that position anymore....it felt
good to actaully be one of the ones who was sobor.....
CD(really loud): "WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS???"
everyone kinda tilted there head down in embarassment....they were all giggling at CD...
CD: "I just want a cheeseburger.....not smoked duck or escargotes"
Nate: "hey shhhhh shhh..."
CD: "what is your problem...??"
Nate: "no problem...hey you want me to order you something..?"
CD: "as long as I knows what it is..."
Nate(relieved): "ok..."

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I know it is corny but I was bored...what does everyone think so far??





:confused: :confused: :confused: :cool:

That was cute...keep goin lol:D

i LOVE it!!! Post more soon!!!!

yeah, keep going.....btw, the basketball player's name is Johnny.

Wendi

That was very funny, and awsome!! I think you should post more soon please!!

ok I have a little more.....

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After dinner they all changed and went to a club on the boat....Everyone was socializing and meeting new people....a tall guy came and sat by Jinny and Teddy...the
music was really loud so everyone had to shout to hear each other...
Tad: "Hi my name is Tad"
Jinny: "Chad?"
Tad: "No...TAD"
Teddy: "Im Teddy and this is Jinny.."
Tad: "So where are you guys from...?"
Jinny: "we are from..."
Tad cuts her off..
Tad: "Yeah well Im from Texas...."
Tad begins telling the his life story and what he does for a living...
Jinny: "This guy is worse than Raina..."
Teddy: "HUH??"
Jinny: "Nevermind..."
Tad: "You guys see that little hottie over there?"
Teddy(with a disgusted look on his face): "The pregnant girl in the short shorts?"
Tad: "Yup thats the one...that is my girlfriend....this is our fifth baby.."
Jinny: "FIFTH baby???"
Tad: "Yeah...we are thinking about tying the knot soon..."
Jinny: "You need to tie a knot in that girls tubes!"
Tad: "Huh??"
Jinny: "nothing...uh Teddy lets go talk to Johnny..."
Teddy: "What?"
Jinny(pulling Teddy):"just come on...bye Tad...nice meeting you..."

meanwhile Raina, Kate, and CD were still at it....By now they were on the dance floor....
Raina: "Oh my God...this is my favorite song!"
CD(hits Raina): "Mine TOO!"
Kate: "Well hell, I guess this is my favorite song too..."
the three proceeded dancing....

Nate,Magda,Gabe,Johnny, and Louis were sitting at a little table watching the three drunks dance....Jinny and Teddy walk up to them...
Jinny: "Thank God we found you guys..."
Gabe: "Where have you two been..?"
Jinny: "Talking to that girls boyfriend(she points at the pregnant girl who is now on a table dancing..)
Nate: "I never knew Captain was such a great dancer...."
Magda: "come on Jinny lets go join them.."
Jinny: "I don't think so...I can't dance!"
Louis:" I don't think people will even be paying attention to you Jinny...look at Raina"
Raina had joined the pregnant girl on the table...
Magda:"Come on Jin..."
Magda pulls Jinny to the dance floor.....CD comes up to them...
CD:"What up homies?!!"
Magda: "We came to join yall"
CD: "ALLLRIGHT!..."
They are all dancing....meanwhile the guys watch in laughter...
Louis:"Well guys..."
Nate:"Well.."
Gabe: "Well..."
Teddy:"well.."
Johnny: "I say we order more beer!"
Louis:"Good idea..."

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Hey Wendi...thanks for telling me whats-his-face's name....I could not remember it to save my life!

no problem- I hate it when I can't remember stuff!

Wendi

I love it!! Please post more soon!

This is SO hilarious!!! I can imagine all of them drunk on the dance floor!!! lol...well, post more soon. This is great.

Post more soon,this is funny!

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Raina, Kate, CD, Magda, and Jinny decided to take a break from dancing...They went and sat with the guys...
Raina: "You know what Magda?....I just love you..."
Magda(rolls her eyes): "awww I love you too....."
Raina: "I mean you are always there....to brighten my day..."
Magda: "thank you...you brighten my day too..."
Raina:"and when times get tough, you...."
Jinny:" OK WE GET THE PICTURE!!!"
Raina: "Oh Jinny...you know I love you too!"
Jinny:"ok lets see...Raina is the emotional drunk....(she looks over at CD who will not stop laughing)..CD is the giggly drunk....(she looks at Kate, who is laid back nodding
her head to the music)...and Captain is the cool drunk....
Kate:"did you see the bar tender?...he looks just like George Clooney.."
CD:"REALLY??"
Nate:"I have had women say I look like George.."
CD:"Yeah...Boy George..."
CD gets up...
CD:"I think Im gonna go sit at the bar..."
Nate:"Yeah me too...I gotta see the George Clooney lookalike for myself..."
Kate:"So Raina..what are we going to drink now..?"
Raina:"Well Captain...I was thinking lemon drops!"
Kate:"Sounds good to me!"
Louis:"Don't you think it is time to slow down...."
Kate:"what???"a waitress walks up to them...
Kate:"bring us 4 lemon drops please"
Jinny:"four?"
Kate:"Hey this is a vacation isn't it?"

CD and Nate are at the bar.....CD is kinda flirting with the bar tender..
CD:"so what would you suggest?"
Bar Tender:"hmm lets see...for a pretty lady like yourself I would suggest..."
Nate:"I know, how about you slow it down to just beer and we go back to our table?"
CD gives Nate a dirty look...
CD:"You know I can kick your ass...."
Nate:"Yeah I know"
CD rolls her eyes and laughs....
CD:"will you send two beer over to that table?"
Bar Tender: "Anything for you..."

CD and Nate walk back to the table...Kate is telling the story about when she decidedto become a cop..
Kate:"yup, I told myself "Kate you just gotta go for it"....and look where I am today...."
Jinny:"So how was the bar tender?"
CD:"he was great"
Nate:"yeah great..."
Magda:"So Jinny, what are you gonna get Teddy for Valentines day?"
Jinny:"I don't know...it is a whole month away...you know how I am with those things"
Raina:"CD, what are you gonna get your good ol' partner here(nudges Nate) for Valentines day?"
CD:"Well I think Im gonna put him in the trunk of my car for a day and the gift will be letting him out.."
Nate:"sounds like fun!"
Kate:"ok ladies...I think it is time to hit the dance floor.."
The five women start back dancing...CD and Raina get up on the table with the pregnant girl while Jinny,Kate, and Magda start dancing with a group of young boys who are dressed
like thugs....

5am rolls around and everyone is leaving the club...Raina is passes out in a booth and CD can barely walk....
Kate:"Dang I was just getting started...."
Johnny:"Raina wake up...let me get you to your room.."
Raina:"I think I wanna stay with you Johnny boy..."
Johnny:"whatever you say...lets go"

everyone is walking to their room...except CD and Raina...they had to be carried...
Nate puts cd on the bed...
Nate:"are you ok"
CD:"yeah I am just fine and dandy.."
Nate:"ok well Im gonna go to our room..goodnite"
CD:"wait...why don't you stay in here with me...maybe we could uh...you know.."
Nate smiled at CD..
Nate:"ok let me go check and see if Raina is staying with Johnny"

Nate knocks on the door..
Johnny:"yeah who is it"
Nate:"it's Nate...I was just checking to see where Raina is staying..."
Johnny:"she is going to stay here with me....I don't think she is feeling too good"
Nate:"why?"
Johnny:"well she has her head in the toilet....."
Nate:"well CD is not feeling too good either so Im gonna stay and take care of her.."
Johnn:"ok goodnite.."

Nate walks back in to CD's room....she is passed out with half of her body hanging off
the bed...Nate slips off her clothes, puts her on a t-shirt, and tucks her into bed..he
lays down next to her and falls asleep...

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That is soo sweet for the men to stick by their women in their time of need!! Post more soon. This is REALLY funny.

OMG! This is great!!!! I love how it's HILARIOUS and cute! More soon I hope!!!

I know I'm the last person to reply to this, but HEY!!! I need more of this one!!!! NOW!!:)

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CD woke up with a pounding headache...Nate was already up,
drinking a cup of coffee...
Nate:"Good Morning Sunshine..."
CD:"very funny.."
Nate:"did somebody have a ruff night?"
CD:"yes somebody did...I don't know what got into me...well yes I do..Raina and her "Come on CD, one more for the road.."
Nate:"oh yeah, peer pressure is a bitch..."
CD gives Nate the finger and walks into the bathroom and turns on theshower and then walks back out...
CD:"by the way..thanks for taking care of me last night..."
Nate:"your welcome...it was fun...you know..seeing that side of you.."
CD:"I wonder how everyone else is feeling this morning.."

Johnny woke Raina up...she was in the middle of the floor...she kept getting up in the middle of the night to throw up puke: and he would bring her back to bed but after the 5 time he just let her find her own way back....
Johnny:"hey get up...we are in Mexico!"
Raina:"I don't care..just let me sleep.."
Johnny:"Come on now...we are supposed to all meet in an hour for breakfast"
Raina:"I only had 3 hours of sleep!"
Johnny:"I only got 3 hours also!...come on...take a shower and youwill feel much better.."

Everyone else had been up and were getting dressed...they all met down in the dining room for breakfast...Jinny could not stop picking
on the three hung-over ones..
Jinny:"Hey Raina..you wanna know what will cure that hangover?"
Raina:"What?"
Jinny:"a beer!"
Raina:"noooo way..."

They all ate and then got off the ship....they went to many sites and toured a little...lunch time rolled around and they all decided to eat a some fancy like mexican resturant...
CD:"You know guys...I think im gonna go back to the boat and take a nap...I will eat something there..."
everyone tried to talk her out of it...
Nate:"well you can't go all the way back by yourself..Im gonna go with you.."
Nate knew exactly what CD's plan was...the two had not had a chance to be intiment since they had been secretly seeing each other...between CD recovering from being shot,work, and just trying to keep the whole thing a secret they could hardly ever be alone...

CD and Nate get to back to the room...they were both pretty nervous...they began kissing and...well Im gonna let your imaginations run wildwith that :love: ....Im not to good at writing romance....after they were done they got back off the boat and met everyone else at a museum...every one was pretty much recovered from the night before...they were on thierwas to see the temples but Kate happend to glance over and see the famous
bar Carlos and Charlies...
Kate:"hey look there is Carlos and Charlies!"
Raina:"I have always wanted to go there!"
Jinny:"me too!...it sucks being sobor sometimes.."
CD:"hey lets make a pit stop before we go to the temples..just to check the place out..."
Nate:"you go to be kidding.."
Raina:"no she's not...lets go!"

They all go into Carlos and Charlies...and there is a conga line...there was a little mexican dude giving everyone in the line shots of tiquila...Everyone was sitting at a big booth...
Raina:"Hey lets go get into the conga line!"
Kate:"yeah come on.."

Raina, Kate, CD,and Magda go and get into the line...
First Raina gets a shot..then CD...then Kate...then the little mexican dude got to Magda..
Magda:"no thanks..Im not much of a drinker.."
mexican dude:"well tonight you are!"
he tilts her head back and start pouring tiquila down her throat...when he is done she walks back to the booth...everyone is laughing at her..
Magda:"I gotta tell yall...I was better off not drinking...you just wait and see!..." :cheers:

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Originally posted by maria1986
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CD gives Nate the finger

LOL, that mental pic really cracked me up for some reason!!!


Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting!!! This is a really fun one!!! MORE SOON!!!!:cool:

post more this is hilarious!

Ok this next part comes from some of my own experience with people who drink tiquila...I noticed they say the f-word alot and they fight for no reason at all..so that is sort of where I came up with this...

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after a few more dances in the conga line, it was obvious they were not going to make it to the temples...Nate and Gabe figured they might as well get in on the action, so they
got in the line also...After that, they all went to the dance floor...a guy came up to Magdaand started dancing with her...
Jose:"hola..me llama Jose Sanchez..tu?"
Magda:"whats up ho-jay..Im Magda...this is CD, Raina, Nate, Captain Kate, and Gabe.."
the guy obviously could not speak english and he thought Magda was a wierdo so he
just walked off...
Magda:"Hmm wonder what his problem is...oh well...lets order something else.."
Gabe:"I knew I should not let you drink...you were flirting with that Jose guy.."
Magda was pissed....
Magda:"LET me drink...you don't LET me do anything...I do whatever I want..."
Magda and Gabe started fighting...it was get late anyway, so they all went back to the boat...when they got back to the boat, and with all the fighting, the girls had decided to ditch the guys
(Kate had snuck a couple of bottles of liqour while they were in Mexico and they did not want the guys to find out)...so the guys went to the casino and the girls went to the lounge...it was kareokee night...
Kate:"I think we should all sing something..."
Jinny:"I think you guys can sing something and I will sit here and watch.."
Kate, CD, Magda, and Raina finally got Jinny to come on stage with them..they sang "I am Women"..it seemed like the oppropiate song since they were fighting with the guys..they did not have a reason for fighting with them, they just felt like it...after they sang that, they sang some
songs alone and then decided to drink the liqour they bought....well that was not a good idea...after drinking the liqour, they all walked to their rooms to touch up their make-up...they happend to run into the guys and they happend to see the two empty bottles Raina was trying to dispose...
Louis:"Where did that come from.."
Raina:"Oh I found them..."
Johnny:"I bet you did.."
Louis:"Kate can I speak with you alone..."

Louis and Kate went into their room....
Louis:"Kate why are you acting like this..you are a police captain and you are acting like you are an alcoholic..."
Kate:"Louis....every since my stroke last year I have been thinking about how short
life is...I am just trying to live a little...just this weekend.."
Louis:"Im sorry..you do deserve some fun...hey lets call it a night and go to bed.."
Kate:"ok"

meanwhile back in Magda and Gabe's room....
Raina:"Why are you guys acting like you have to be our daddies???"
Johnny:"because you all are acting stupid!"
Magda:"hey f**ker don't call us stupid"
Gabe:"Magda shut-up"
Jinny:"ok ok lets all just settle down..."
Teddy:"Jinny maybe you should not get into this.."
They are all shouting at each other...
Nate(singing):"don't ask her on a staight tiquila night...she'll start thinking about him and she's ready to fight.."
CD(slaps Nate on the shoulder):"shut-up smart ass"
by now they were all really loud...someone knocked at the door...Jinny answered it..
Jinny:"can I help you?"
Man:"Im fixing to call security on all of you!"
Jinny:"please let me calm everyone down..."
Man:"ok but you better hurry.."
Jinny did not even try she just got back into the argument...there was really no point towhy they were fighting..they just were...Kate and Louis could here them all through there walls...
Raina:"f*ck you!"
Johnny:"no f*ck you!"
Jinny:"don't talk to her like that!"
Gabe:"shut-up Jinny!"
Magda(puts one hand on her hip and her finger pointing in the air):nonono::"MOTHER F*CKER!"..dont you ever tell my best friend to shut up.."(she slaps Gabe across the face)
Gabe grads Magda by the shoulders and throws her on the bed...CD runs and jumps on Gabes back...
CD:"dont you put your hands on her again...I dont care if you are her husband!":smash:
Nate:"CD what in the hell is wrong with you...get off of him!"
CD gets off Gabe and then pushes Nate..
CD:"Nate I am fixing to kick your f*cking ass!!!.."
CD pushes Nate on the bed and then she is on top of him trying to hit him but he is holding her wrists..
CD:"let go of me!"
Nate:"no you are gonna hit me!":boxing:
CD is now trying to bite Nate...Raina and Johnny are exchanging slaps...Jinny and Magda have Gabe on the floor hitting him..he keeps pushing them off of him but they
just keep coming back for more..someone is at the door again..this time it is security..Teddy opens the door..
security:"Sir Im gonna have to ask you.."
Teddy slams the door and walks back into the fight...it is like when you watch a cartoon and there is a fight and all you see is a cloud of dust...
Magda:"I want a f*ucking divorce!"
Gabe:"fine..just stop hitting me!"
CD:"Im getting on a plane and leaving!!!"
Nate:"CD we are on a boat!!"
CD slaps Nate and they continue to wrestle...finally they all stop...
Magda:"CD can I sleep in with you and Raina tonight!?"
Jinny:"yeah me too!"
CD:"of course...lets go.."
Raina, CD, Magda, and Jinny walk out of the room...all the guys are still lying, in shock...
Johnny:"what in the hell is wrong with them tonight..they act like they just got back
from a feminist convention of something!"
Nate:"I dont know but it looks Im gonna have to stay with one of you guys.."
Teddy:"you can stay with me.."

all the women were sitting on the bed in the pajamas...Magda had ice on her eye..Gabe was able to get one good lick in...
CD:"I hate men!"
Raina:"me too!"

They all watched a movie and that gave them a chance to calm down...they were still three sheets to the wind...except for Jinny of course..they were all cunfessing their secrets to each other...
Magda:"I slept with the doctor who treated me when I was shot.."
Raina:"REALLY???"
they are all giggling like a bunch of teenage girls at a sleepover..
CD:"he was my doctor also...but I never got around to sleeping with him!"
Raina:"well I have not slept with Johnny but I think I want to.."
Jinny:"you were just beating him up..now you want to sleep with him???"
Raina(laughing):"yeah!"
CD:"well I f*cked Nate today.."
everone paused...
Raina:"you did what to who???"
normally CD would not come out and say it but considering the quantity of alcohol in her system, she did not know what she was doing...
Magda:"wow..was it good.."
CD:"oh yeah!"
they are all lauging...
Magda:"what is it that makes sleeping with your partner so tempting?"(she was saying this in reference to the time she slept with Peter)...
Jinny(with a sour look on her face):"so are you saying you are tempted to sleep with me??"
they all laugh...they talk some more but eventually they all fall asleep...:sleep:

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:lol: :lol: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :roller: :woohoo: :bouncers :rofl:

Okay, do you realize that you've just written the FUNNIEST thing I'ver ever read?!!! I got the best mental picture!! I want more of this!!!!!
:yourock:

party: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :clap :clap :rockon:
(I luv smilies lol)

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Magda woke up and saw CD and Jinny laying next to her....she
then
looked down at the foot of the bed and saw Raina curlled up in a little ball...everything
from the night before was coming back to her...she looked at her clock..
it was 12pm...she thought to herself..."did we really act like that last night?"..
she looked over in the mirror and saw she had a black eye...Jinny then
woke up...
Jinny:"hey..how long have you been up.."
Magda:"just a couple minutes...uh I see I have a black eye but please
tell me last night did not happen.."
Jinny:"oh yeah it happend!"
Magda:"oh God I feel so stupid!"
eventually CD woke up and then finally Raina....they were all too ashamed
to even get out of bed...
Raina:"what are we going to say to the guys..?"
CD:"I don't know...I feel really bad.."
Jinny:"Well think how I feel..I was sobor and I still got into the fight.."
Magda:"I can't believe I was beating up my own husband...I hope he
does not divorce me for spousal abuse.."
Raina:"CD did you really sleep with Nate yesterday or was that just
the tiquila talking.."
CD(acting clueless):"I said I slept with Nate?"
They all knew she really had so they just kept it on the down-low....
someone was knocking at the door...
Jinny:"who is it?"
Kate:"its me"
Jinny got up and let her in...she walked in and could not help but laugh
at the four of them laying in the bed...their hair was all messed up from the
fight and you could tell they had a ruff night...
Magda:"so I guess the guys told you about last night.."
Kate:"no they did not have to tell me...I heard it all..."
CD:"exactly what did you hear?"
Kate:"well lets see...f*ck you..I hate you...I hate you..f*uck you mother
f*cker..I hate you..shut up..slut..whore..bitch..son of a bitch....should I
go on?"
Raina:"no we get the picture..."
Jinny:"so how are they this morning..or should I say this afternoon?"
Kate:"oh besides the big cut on Gabe's face from Magda's ring when she
hit him...the scratches all over Johnny's arm from Raina..and the bite
marks on Nate's shoulder from CD..I would say they are ok..."
Jinny:"well atleast Teddy is ok.."
Kate:"well he has a couple bruises from where you pushed him into
the closet.."
Jinny:"oh I forgot about that..."
CD:"I don't think I could ever face any of them again.."
Kate:"well you all can't stay in here all day..."
Raina:"so what do we do?"
Kate:"I say you apologize...Im gonna go to the hot tub with Louis..I'll
see you ladies later...
Magda:"well I guess I should go talk to Gabe.."
Jinny:"and I should go talk to Teddy..."
Magda and Jinny get up and go to their rooms...Nate knocked on CD and
Raina's door...
Raina:"who is it..."
Nate:"it Nate"
Raina went to open the door and CD ran and hid in the bathroom...
Raina:"CD is in the bathroom hiding...Im gonna go talk to Johnny.."
Nate:"ok.."
Nate could here the water running in the bathroom so he just went in...
CD was in the shower so Nate just sat on the toilet...
CD:"you are supposed to knock..."
Nate:"oh I did not know you were in here.."
CD:"right...listen about last night...um well...I really have no explanation
but I am REALLY REALLY sorry.."
Nate:"well I must say..you have a mean bite.."
he took off his clothes and got in the shower with CD..
CD:"hey what are you doing??"
Nate:"I wanted to show you what you did to me last night.."
CD was looking at the bite marks all over Nates shoulders and back..
CD:"Oh my God Nate I did not realize I was biting you that hard..are
you mad at me?"
Nate(smiling):"yeah Im mad but I think there is something that can help
me to forgive you..."

there was silence between Gabe and Magda...he was watching tv and she
was just sitting there trying to think of something to say...
Magda:"Gabe Im sorry for acting so stupid last night...I was just drunk
and I did not mean all those things I said "
Gabe just kept watching the tv...not saying a word to Magda...his silence
was driving her crazy...
Magda:"Gabe you can atleast talk to me.."
Gabe:"Magda you made me look like a fool last night!...its bad enough you
are a cop and Im just a musician..but did you have to beat me up in front
of everyone?"
Magda:"Gabe you are a great musician and that is one of the things I love
about you...hey look at the black eye you gave me..."
Gabe couldn't help but laugh at Magda's black eye...
Gabe:"so do you really want a divorce?"
Magda:"of course not..."
Gabe:"what are we gonna tell Ben when he sees my cut and your eye..."
Magda(she went and put her arms around Gabe):"aw we will just tell
him there were some bad guys on the boat and you had to help me fight
them!"

when Jinny walked into the room, Teddy busted out laughing..
Jinny:"whats so funny.."
Teddy:"you look like you have a hangover.."
Jinny:"well I feel like I have one...my whole body is sore from blocking
Mag and Gabe's punches last night...so are you mad at me for pushing
you into the closet?"
Teddy:"no...that is the only harm that was done to me...Im just glad I
was not one of the other guys!"

in Raina and Johnny's room...
Johnny:"well you were right..this trip was a good opportunity to get to
know each other better"
Raina:"so do you hate me now?"
Johnny:"no I don't hate you...I just wish you would but those nails of
yours.."
he pulled up his sleeve and showed Raina the scratch marks on his
arm...
Raina:"whoa Johnny Im so sorry.."
Johnny:"so what are we gonna do today?"
Raina:"well I was thinking we could spend the day in our room..."
Johnny :"are you serious?....you are ready for that..."
Raina:"yes I am...."

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well only one more night left till they are off the cruise...

This is really good and funny :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!Please post more soon!!!

Hadar

simply hilarious!!! lol post more sooooon!

o, i LOVE it!!!! More please!!

I got a little bit tonight...I will post more tomorrow....

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everyone stayed in their rooms most of the day ....except Kate and Louis...they got to share the hot tub with three 7 year olds...
kid#1:"how old are you lady?"
Kate:"51"
kid#2:"whoa you are almost the same age as my Grandma!"
Kate:"thanks kid..."
kid#3 jumps out of the hot tub and start squirming and crossing her legs like she has to pee...
Kid#2:"whats wrong?"
Kida#3:"I gotta pee!"
kid#1:"just do what I did....pee in here...."
Kate and Louis just looked at each other.....
Louis:"I think we better go now Kate..."
Kate:"I think you are right...."
Louis and Kate got out of the hot tub quick and went back to their room to change..they decided to warn everyone else to stay out of the hot tub....after they changed, Kate went to Raina and CD's room to see how things were going...she knocked on the door..Nate opened it with just a towel rapped around him...
Kate:"I uh..was not expecting to see you here!"
Nate:"oh well uhh..Raina wanted some time alone with Johnny so I just came over here to keep CD company...."
CD walked out of the bathroom with just a towel on also...
Kate:"you kept her company in the shower?"
Nate:"no uhh...I umm...well I have been out of the shower....I was just uhhh...fixing my hair before I put my clothes on..its sorta a habbit..."
Kate:"uhhh ok....well I am asuming that everyone made up.."
CD:"yeah I think everyone has..."
Kate:"well I will see you two at dinner...good luck with your hair.."
Nate:"thanks..."

Everyone met up for dinner...this was the first dinner they had where everyone was sobor..
Teddy:"so are you ladies gonna have another fun night?"
Kate:"I was thinking we would let the guys have the fun tonight...since we have been a hassal the whole trip.."
Nate:"sounds good to me..."
Gabe:"yeah Magda can carry me to the room tonight instead of me carrying her!"
Louis:"...and they can put US to bed!"
Johnny:"so what are we gonna drink..?"
Nate:"something strong..."
Jinny:"oh God...this is gonna be a great night.."

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Idk what it is about this fic, but I always giggle no matter what part I'm reading!!! LOL, ANYWAY, post more!!!

LMAO This is soooooooo funny! Please post more soon.

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after dinner everyone went back to the night club on the
boat...the guys had done began drinking at dinner...Raina and Louis were dancing..everyone
else were sitting at a table...Nate was bugging CD...Gabe was singing to Magda...Johnny and Kate were in some deep conversation about God knows what..Jinny and Teddy were talking to Tad again...

CD:"Nate you are driving me crazy...Im going to sit at the bar..."
Nate:"why so you can see George Clooney the bar tender again...
I will kick his ass..."
CD:"you are not kicking anyones ass.."
Nate:"I'll kick yours...."
CD could not be mad at Nate...he had the cutest drunk smile...
CD:"I'll tear you apart buddy!"

Gabe:"you are sooooo beautiful to meeee..."
Magda:"ok can you stop singing now??....go dance with Raina and Louis!"

Johnny:"so last year I decided to....
Kate:"that is so amazing...I have always wanted to...."

Tad:"so Im gonna head back over to my girlfriend....I'll talk to you guys later..."
Jinny(under her breath):"not if were lucky..."
Teddy:"Jin I sense anger coming from you...."
Jinny:"Im not angry...just annoyed..."
Teddy:"you are annoyed with me?"
Jinny:"uhh no...hey why don't you go dance with Raina, Louis, and Gabe..."

CD, Nate, Kate, Jinny,Johnny, and Magda sat at the table watching the other four dance....Nate was still agervating CD...
Nate:"I think I know where CD is ticklish...."
Nate starts tickling CD's stomach and waist...
CD:"Nate STOP!"
Nate stopped but then licked CD's cheek...
Magda:"oh that was nice Nate"
Nate:"well I just looooove the taste of Candy..."
CD just put her head in her hands....
Johnny:"so is there something going on between you two???"
CD:"of course not!"
Nate:"what are you ashamed of me?"
CD was really getting frustrated with Nate...she got up and drug Nate over to the corner so nobody could here them...
Nate:"whats wrong?"
CD:"Nate you have go to stop acting like that...Captain is gonna figure
us out!"
Nate:"come on CD..lets just tell everyone..."
CD:"Nate you know when you are sobor you will wish we didn't so just stop making those comments..ok?"
Nate:"ok fine.."
they walked back to the table...everyone knew there was something going on with them two but everyone just played dumb...even Kate..she knew they were great partners so she just decided to act like she did not know...even though it was obvious...
Jinny:"what was that about?"
CD:"oh I just had to straighten my partner out.."
Nate:"she is so brutal..."
CD:"hey Im nice to you!"

Finally the others came back and sat down...
Raina:"whew...Im tired...."
Louis:"Raina I gotta hand it to ya...you can sure cut a rug"
Raina(confused):"uhh thanks"
Teddy(winks at Jinny):"so aren't you ready to head our room?"
Jinny:"its still early!"
Gabe:"I know Im ready to head to our room..."
Nate(nudges CD):"yeah Im pretty tired myself..."

everyone was walking back to the rooms...
Kate:"why does alcohol make men so horny?"
everyone sarted laughing...not believing their captain had just said that...
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LOL, nice job!!!:) More please!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: post more soon!

well I have had writers block for the past 6 days but I finally was able to write some more....

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everyone had arrived at thier rooms....
Nate(talking to Raina):"...I guess you are wanting to stay with Johnny again tonight, huh?"
Johnny had Raina by the waist trying to pull her into his room...
Raina:"I looks like that is the plan.....goodnite guys..."
everyone said goodnite and they all went into their rooms.....
Nate:"Darn...I guess I gotta sleep with you again...."
CD:"oh well I could always let you have the room to yourself and I could go find where the George Clooney bartender is staying!"
Nate:"hey don't make me de-privilege you from having sex with me..."
CD:"de-privilege?"
Nate:"yeah...deprivilege..."
CD:"don't you mean deprive?"
Nate:"well don't they mean the same thing...?"
CD:"yes but deprive is the correct thing to say..."
Nate:"what is this..a grammer lesson?"
CD:"oh lets just go to bed..."
Nate:"no way....Im not tired!.."
CD:"well you all wanted to come back to the room so bad..."
Nate:"yeah but Im not tired!"
Nate turns on the little alarm radio by the bed...all he can pick up is some little mexican radio station....
Nate:"come on baby...lets dance..."
CD:"no way!"
CD sits on the bed...she cannot help but to laugh at Nate dancing to the crazy mexican music....Nate then runs and attempts to jump on the bed but he bounces off and hits the wall...
Nate:"that kinda hurt....good thing Im drunk...."
CD(laughing):"dumbass.."
Nate:"what did you call me?"
CD:"you heard me!"
Nate gets up off the floor and jumps on CD...she screams and they start wrestling...4 am finally rolled around..after all of the wrestling and dancing to the crazy mexcican music they both finally decided it was time for bed...
CD:"well goodnite.."
Nate:"wait...don't you wanna do it before we go to bed?"
CD:"gosh Nate I am SO tired...I don't have the stregnth.."
Nate:"come on...pleeeeease...!!!"
CD:"NO!!!!"
Nate:"yeeeeesss...come on CD....it can be quick..."
Finally after 15 minutes of Nate's begging, CD gave in...
Nate:"that was great...give me a high five..."
CD:"Nate Im too tired for a high five..."
Nate:"come on just one high five..."
CD:"ok fine.."
Nate:"one more high five.."
CD:"no Nate!....pleeease just go to sleep"
Nate:"but I need another high five..."
CD gave Nate one more high five...then she fell asleep...Nate did not realize she had fallen asleep...
Nate:"my favorite part of this trip was probably all the neat art we saw....did you like the art CD?....CD?....CD?!!!!!!"
CD:"WHAT?"
Nate:"why aren't you listening to me?"
CD:"because it is five o'clock in the morning and I have not had but about 5 hours of
sleep in 3 days..."
Nate:"so..."
CD:"oh god I hope I am never around you when you are drunk ever again.."
CD hid under the covers and let Nate talk to himself...eventually he passes out...

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Again, freakin' hilarious!!!!!!! LOL, post more soon!!!:)

LOL poor CD :lol:

This is soooooooooo funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think it is time you post more....yes....neeeed moooorrreee :D:D:D

well I finally finished this...I hope everyone enjoyed it...

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Everyone got up bright and early the next morning...they had to pack and get ready to get off the ship...Raina went to her and CD's room and knocked on the door.....CD and Nate were still
asleep...
Raina:"CD let me in we gotta get our stuff packed.."
CD:"go away..."
Raina:"come on...yall need to get up...it is 7am and we eat breakfast at 7:30...."
CD:"ok ok Im coming..."
CD got up an let Raina in...
Raina:"what in the hell was going on in here last night....it sounded like you two had a party..."
CD:"oh God Nate kept me up ALL night.."
Raina:"oh REALLY?"
CD:"talking of course..."
Raina:"yeah sure..."
CD:"Nate wake up.."
Nate:"huh?"
CD:"Get up!.."
Nate:"no"
CD:"come on now we only have 30 mins to get our stuff packed.."
Nate:"alright....man I have a spliting headache.."
CD:"Im glad!...you kept me up all night...."
Nate:"sorry about that..."
Nate went to his room and everyone got there stuff packed and ready to take off the ship..they were now all sitting at the breakfast table eating...
Jinny:"well I guess this is it....I had a good time..."
Magda:"I need TWO more days....just two...and then I would be ready to go home.."
Raina:"this weekend was like a crazy dream.....well I guess tomorrow it is back to murder,death,rape,robbery..."
CD(with her head laying on the table):"we get the point Raina....I am just ready to get home to my bed.."
Nate:"so where we going next year?!"

They all ate their breakfast and then an hour later they were on their way home....when they all got home it was back to reality...The next day at the division was like any
other..everything was back to normal...their drunkin adventures on the cruise were just a memory now...


THE END:wave:
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That was great! I really enjoyed it ! great job! :clap :clap: :cheers: :dance: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Hadar

That was hilarious! Sequal! Sequal!:clap :cheer: :rockon:

i second the sequel!!

I third the sequal!!! You did an awsome job..That story was so funny!! I can't wait to read more of you fanfics...so get to wrighting. LOL

Yeah, do something like next year's trip! That was hilarious. LOL.

:cat: