Hey, if you know of any good Blair Warner quotes, beside "Turn blue", "I just had another one of my brillant ideas", "Blow it out your tennis shoes", or "Who can reason with someone who would take a trip on a bus?", post them here!!

"But if I'm not perfect... and that's a *BIG* if..."
From Magnificent Obsession

"Ha! HA! **HA!**"
From Next Door (in response to Jo's "Ha! Ha!")

"How dare you call me slimy!"
From Gossip (in response to Nancy's "You sneaky, slimy manstealer!")

"Our date is now offically over. Ask not for whom the bell pings, Chad. It pings for you."
from Working It Out

"Natalie, Natalie, Natalie,Natalie, Natalie!"
-from a lot of eps! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

From the episode "Fast food" when Blair asked Natalie if she could get some hands on
experience at her workplace, a mexican restaurant, I forgot the name. Natalie told
Blair to be prepared to put her nose to the grindstone. Blair answered, "This is my real nose".


Lil' pup

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Miss Mahony: Hello girls, everything looks marvelous, here are your hello badges. Here is yours Mr. Bradley.

Mr. Bradley: No, Miss Mahony, I know who I am.

Miss Mahony: Wear it, you might be wrong.


Jo: Mrs. G. this place is a zoo except you have the goat (natilie) the chipmunk (tootie) the peacock (Blair) and the people (Jo) all in the same cage.

Can't forget!! "Men are like tissues.. use one throw it away and another pops up waiting" Also... " Jo-face it your unattractive" and another... " I have another one of my brilliant ideas!" LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
Ashley

"I'll just lay awake all night tossing and turning Moaning and groaning" (I love that one)

"Trust me you are good but not that good."-Jo
"No? Oh that's a relief. Didn't know you knew so much about men.....You must read a lot."-Blair

"Soon after Mr Biggily disapeared your bratwurst runith over" -Blair

"What do you want me to do tattoo it on my face?"-Jo
"I am for anything that will cover it up"-Blair

"You know I woke up this morning and expected Jo to be in her bed,but of couse she wasn't.Then I came down stairs and she wasn't there neither now the kitchen...Isn't life wonderful?"(I am not sure this is the exact quote but close to it)

"Put a little more street into it."-Nat
"Street?"-Blair
"A nice clean street."-Nat

"Oh my word!"-Blair
"What?"-Jo
"I can't believe it."-Blair
"What?"-Jo
"There's a hair in my menu."-Blair

"Puff is the difference between my hair and your hair."-Blair

"You were at buck,buck,buck."-Blair
"I think she is going to lay an egg."-Jo

"Tootie,Tootie,Tootie haven't you learned anything from me?"-Blair

"Aww,Natalie,Natalie,Natalie,Natalie all is not lost. You are just happening to be rooming with the one person who can teach you everything you need to know about conversation,charm ,and Popularity."-Blair

Hope that help ya out!! Thoughs are the ones that came off the top of my head...



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Jo:"Here's to those who wish me well all the rest can go to...Jersey!"

Jo: "You Promise? You Swear? I don't believe you!"

From 7 Little Indians(can't remember the exact words):

Beverly Ann wakes up from her dream in Natalie's dream: "Blair tried to kill us because we bought our shoes at the supermarket."

Blair: "Then you deserved to die."

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Tootie: Muffy? Her name is Muffy? What kind of person is named Muffy?

Jo: Beats me, Tootie.

"Take care of your body, and someone else will take care of you."

"I haven't been dateless since 1979...can anyone else make that claim?"

[Those aren't really "famous" quotes, but i thought they were funny http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif]



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"You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." ~ Jo Polniaczek

Margo: "I'm on a diet. Just one roll."
Jo: "I've seen you in gym clothes. You've got a lot more than one roll!"

"Will you please keep your hands off my a*s before I kick yours!" ~ Jinny Exstead

I'm not sure which episode this is from...

Beverly: I wonder what's wrong with Jo...

Blair Today or in general?


I always liked that line http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Jo: Why would Tootie do something like that?

Blair: WHY? I know why. To make a fool of Blair Warner, that's why.

Jo: You don't need Tootie for that.
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Blair: Living in Kansas now is a hardship.

SueAnne: Well Blair, we all can't be in your shoes.... walking the streets of New York.

Here is one from the episode where Jo hurts Blairs ankle. Blair starts walking on her foot again and Jo finds out she can walk on it and Blair says "hallelujah, It's a miracle, I've been healed. I'm not sure if that is totally right. But it's one of my favorite Blair lines.

"With cheekbones like these, I'll never age".

And it came true, too. Have you seen Lisa Whelchel lately?

After winning Harvest Queen for the 3rd time: "Whoever said it's lonely at the top was looking up from the bottom."

Blair: It just takes a little (snap) Warner Magic.

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Different Strokes

Lisa:.....and I cleaned all the frogs legs.

Arnold: Oops!(pointing at Lisa's legs) You missed a couple!

I've got a few!
"You don't see me getting all upset when people tell me how gourgous I am!"
and this one below I LOVE:
"Great! My IQ's higher than my weight!"
and this ones part of my signature:
"That's tuna, mayonaise, and something crunchy, name something crunchy!"
It's from... tah-dah... "New York, New York!"
Bye!

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Michelle: "How out of it was I?"
Jesse: "Well, you were pretty out of it. And, it felt like apart of you was missing...like apart of all of us was missing. But, we stuck through it and made it through.
Joey: "Just like we always do."
Danny: "Just like we always will."
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"Whatever."~Duane
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"How Rude!"~Stephanie Tanner
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Blair:"I can't believe it. A man is downstairs and completely ignoreing me!"
Jo (evilly)"And they said it couldn't be done!"
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"That's tuna, manyonaise, and something crunchy. Name something crunchy!"~Blair Warner
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"There are two things in this world we do not laugh about. The Yankees, and what Roy did to me!"~Jo Polnizchek
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Charles: Did she buy it?"
Walter: "She bought it."
Ellen: "I didn't buy it."
Walter and Charles: "She didn't buy it!"
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Sarah: "It's just like Little House On The Prairie!"
Jamie: "Yeah, no wonder Michael Landon got a new series!"
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Love, 80's child (Mary)
1989-and still living life through the 80's!

it's something like this, I'am not sure....

Is there any justic that the world's largest pigeon would fly over the golden mirrior Spa?