i no people have some quotes in there signatures but what do u think is your favorite quote of all time? i am doing an 80's magazine for school and for one of the questions it is for fol and i ask "what is ur favorite quote of all time from the facts of life" and i no you people here are the biggest facts of life fans there are(pat ur self on the back hehe) so thats why i am asking u...so please respond thanks !!!!!!!!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought

My favorite quotes are in my signature.

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JO: Oh no Tootie, I hate teaching people how to drive... They're always nervous, they make stupied mistakes, and they cry when you slap them.

Blair's Poem: "If you hit a dead end
Then Look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."

Tootie: That's the pot calling the kettle black.

Nat: A flash back within a flash back... I'm so brilliant it scares me.

This is one of my favorite ones, I thought it was pretty funny:
Jo: Oh no! I can't remember my speech!
Blair: Try and think about it.
Jo: Okay. I got it. This day will forever live in infamy...
Blair: That's Pearl Harbor.
Jo: Then what's it doin' in my speech!

(It probably isn't exact, but it was something like that)

My favorite lines are also in my sinature

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Jo:Blair you always look so shique and yet so natural,I was thinking you could help me do something with my hair!!
Blair:Yeah!Like washing it?
Jo: No!! I was going for that brain dead look you've got!!

Nat: Who wants to be a skiny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker.

Ms.G: Girls!! Will you tell me what's going on here?
Nat: Group sleep walking?
Ms.G:(gives that "I don't believe you"look)
Blair: Well,you know the first day of school getting settled in and meeting new people....
Tottie: Yeah!! And now comes Miller time!!

My favorite quotes are:
Jo:Nat, Nice girls don't throw trees!

Mrs. G:Me too, But hold the Butter..........No don't!

Jo:Nobody move!
Blair:Why?
Jo:I lost my shoe!
Blair:Well find it you barbarian!

Blair:Tuna salad; thats Tuna,Mayonaise.and something crunchy...name something crunchy.
Dina http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gifiamonds?
Blair:Come on Becker.

Well, thats that. hope it helps.

Here are my faves:

Jo: Nat, nice girls don't throw trees!

Blair: Turn blue!

Blair: A Warner is like a delicate suffle.
Jo: Yeah, light and empty.

"Goodbye Natalie, Hello hot lips!"

These are my favorites

Nat: Ya mean hookers


Guy: I want two for tonight
NAt: Which two?


Blair: A fire! There's been a fire here!
I can tell, things are burned.

And the ones in my signature below

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Jo: Nice girls don't throw trees!

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Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas.

[This message has been edited by Devastation26 (edited 01-28-2001).]

i like these:

Jo: Ah, booze!
Blair: Booze?! You heathen! This is Pooyfwizay.
Jo: Guzuntite
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Blair: Another brilliant idea just popped into my head.
Jo: Oh, don't scare it. It's a lonely place in there.
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Natalie: And why shouldn't I jump?
Jo: Does the word splat mean anything to you?
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Blair: I know a phony when I see one.
Jo: You should...you spend enough time lookin' in the mirror.
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hehe, and the first quote of my signature!!

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"You're born, you move on, you die. That's life." ~ Jo Polniaczek

Margo: "I'm on a diet. Just one roll."
Jo: "I've seen you in gym clothes. You've got a lot more than one roll!"

"Will you please keep your hands off my a*s before I kick yours!" ~ Jinny Exstead

some of my fave quotes are in my signature too..some stuff i laughed hysterically @ and then wrote down....

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<3 Courtney

Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress!

Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u

Blair: o..i believe it!!
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Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone

Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor??

Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!!
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Jo: Life's a bummer..u go to sleep u got a mother, u wake up ur on ur own!

in my signature

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Mr. Bradley: .....and that girls is the thrill of victory!

Tootie: Or the agony of DA FEET!

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Natalie: I'm not jealous.....I'm wounded.

they're in my signature

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Jo: Nobody move!
Blair: Why?
Jo: I lost my shoe!
Blair: Well find it you barbarian!

Blair: There's a lesson to be learned here
Mrs. G: What?
Blair: I feel like that roast!
Jo: Though and shriveled?

Jo: You've proved that Eddie and I are two dumb kids leaning way over our heads with no money, no education, and no chance
Blair: Excatly
Jo:That's why it's gonna be even sweeter when we make it work
Blair: Make what work?
Jo: Ya know tonight I was gonna say no to Eddie but you've helped me relize that maybe we don't have anything else but we have each other

I just read my post and realized there was a couple things wrong with my signature...I changed it a bit

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Jo: Nobody move!
Blair: Why?
Jo: I lost my shoe!
Blair: Well find it you barbarian!

Blair: There's a lesson to be learned here
Mrs. G: What?
Blair: I feel like that roast!
Jo: Though and shriveled?

Jo: You've proved that Eddie and I are two dumb kids leaning way over our heads with no money, no education, and no chance
Blair: Excatly
Jo:That's why it's gonna be even sweeter when we make it work
Blair: Make what work?
Jo: Ya know tonight I was gonna say no to Eddie but you've helped me realize that he's the only one I can trust and maybe we don't have anything else but we have each other

read my signature for my fav quotes...i also like..... "hey nice girls don't throw trees!" and "i've just had one of my brilliant ideas" http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif


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You're so spoiled that if you were milk the date on the carton would read BC. -Jo
Turn Blue. -Blair

Sigh
I hate it when you do that.
Do what?
Sigh!
I don't sigh.
Well if it wasn't a sigh you got a slow leak.
Sigh
You did it again!
That's called breathing.
You do it just to annoy me!
No, I do it to keep from dying.
Now there's an idea!
-Jo and Blair-

-Kerri-

Jo: "So, things change. You're born, you move on, you die. That's life."

Oh, I've got plenty!

Blair: And maybe if you;re real good aunt natalie will let you type something. hmm?
Natalie: if shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.

Mrs g: You think thats bad? look look look at this! Fresh schnauzers only 8.95! without advertising what am i gonna do with the 82 fruitcakes that are left?!
natalie: feed em to the schnauzers!

Alex: you write songs?
Natalie: actually, i write poetry. but whats a song? a poem backed up by a la la la!

Natalie: But if you havent notices im 15 and shes 70- something! thats not a gap thats a chasm!

Blair: Family Feud?
Natalie: Hey that's some of the best kissing on TV!

Jo: What is that REVOLTING smell?! Why Blair, its you..

Some of my all time favorite quotes:

~jo: "So, things change. Your born, you move on, you die, that's life."

~blair's classic quote: "Turn Blue!"

~jo: "Nat! Nice girls don't throw, trees!"

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! There are just too may, "I got beer", "you mean, 50/50, 50/50, 50?" "Good, you can be in charge of the books" "Uh-oh, Bailey - That's as far as she can go".......etc. Like I said - I can't pick just one. I think everyone else pretty nuch covered the best of them. I also like the on in my signature: "There were things I always wanted to say to my father...now that I'm older I know bettter words."

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~JO: There were things I always wanted to say to my father........now that I'm older I know better words!
*I am aware this is not exact, but I will watch the episode again and modify it at a latter time, like tonight*