Hi, my name is Chris and I am new to the board, but I read you guys all the time and you rule.

Anyhow, I love Cheers and my fav line ever comes from "One For The Road."

Sam is watching super model Kim Alexis on T.V without knowing Diane is on...

Sam-"Oh lord, that Kim Alexis is hot"

Fraiser-(very bitter tone)-"Look to the right"

LOL, I piss every time I see that. Fraiser rules.

:lol:

I love that line!!!!
:welcome: Welcome to the boards Chris!!! I'm Maria...but I guess you already know that if you read our post! lol.

I love the part when they announce Diane Chambers on the television and Frasier sticks his head out...lol

wow the funniest Cheers line.....I have no idea...lol

Welcome to the boards Chris, I'm Marc

Hi, I'm Brian :wave:

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
wow the funniest Cheers line.....I have no idea...lol

lol i have no idea either, thats a hard question. well, actually i think the line that made me laugh the hardest was in the episode Loverboyd when woody was hiding in kelly's closet and mr. gaines called kelly his little toe- headed butter ball, and after he left woody came out crying and said "i can't take away his little butter- headed toe ball!"

Frasier Crane: Cliff, what is the color of the sky in your world?

:lol:

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Frasier Crane: Cliff, what is the color of the sky in your world?

:lol:

omg i love that one!!

there's so many more funny ones, i can't choose my absolute favorite though

Hey, I'm Kyle.

Frasier: A night with me would be....jolly good fun!

:lol: :lol:

The line from "I'll be seeing you part 2", and the situation was actually kind of sad...but Shelley when delivering this line had to stop half way through it because the audience was laughing so hard that you couldn't almost hear her.

(Sam and Diane have each other by the noses)

Diane:This is it! We have sunk as low as a human being can sink!

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
The line from "I'll be seeing you part 2", and the situation was actually kind of sad...but Shelley when delivering this line had to stop half way through it because the audience was laughing so hard that you couldn't almost hear her.

(Sam and Diane have each other by the noses)

Diane:This is it! We have sunk as low as a human being can sink!

lol i love that scene

haye im torie.

[QUOTE]The line from "I'll be seeing you part 2", and the situation was actually kind of sad...but Shelley when delivering this line had to stop half way through it because the audience was laughing so hard that you couldn't almost hear her. (Sam and Diane have each other by the noses)Diane:This is it! We have sunk as low as a human being can sink![QUOTE]


that scene is sooooo funny :lol: !!!!

In Everyone imitates art I literally laughed for like 5 minutes when Sam goes "You wanna make out?" that look she gives him is so funny! lol

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
In Everyone imitates art I literally laughed for like 5 minutes when Sam goes "You wanna make out?" that look she gives him is so funny! lol

lol i did too

Hey I'm Jessica

From Severe Crane Damage

Frasier: I am running with scissors

I could not stop laughing

when Lilith comes back from the eco-pod and she's at cheers lookin for a place to sleep

Carla- I have an attic you can hang upside dpwn in

Hi I'm Steve. This is from the episode "Norm, is that you?"



Yuppy 1: Wait isn't that Sam Malone

Yuppy 2: I've heard of him. Didn't he used to play for the sox?

Norm: Yes but now he just plays for me.

Later on in the ep.......

Norm: Sam. I want you to come over and meet these people. Oh and bu the way....we're lovers.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Norm -- Lets get Gary, first SHAVE SAMMY, SHAVE SAMMY!!

HILARIOUS


another good one....

Frasier -- Why exactly do u do this (makes motion with hands) when u say "the death dream" (makes motion with hands).

Carla -- You just did it.

HAHA

HILARIOUS

Sam -- Whatya up to Norm?
Norm -- My ideal weight if I were 11 feet tall.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PERFECT.

i cant pick the best theres sooo many good ones :D

Frasier -- Why exactly do u do this (makes motion with hands) when u say "the death dream" (makes motion with hands).

lol thats a good one

Lilith's revenge song about Nanny Gee! :rotflmao:

here's a few more:

cliff: i'm going to go use the facilites
ma: clifford, don't be vulger


NORM: All right, this is Kreitzer! Now listen up, you bunch of gutless, sniveling little wimps! I don't care what Peterson said! That lowlife does not lay down the rules! ... Hey! Hey! Anymore lip out of you and I'll rip your face off and stick it up your lunch bucket!
(Norm slams down the phone - Woody and the others looked scared)
NORM: That was kind of fun... I think maybe I oughtta call Vera.


ma: and you will be having a big chcolate wedding cake!
cliff: ma, don't forget that i'm allergic to chocolate.
ma: than you may have graham crackers
cliff: graham crackers! wow!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

hey guys, My internet is like dead...lol I'm on my dad's laptop ....I'm trying to get back online...it sux...lol


Last nights episode:

(lights go out)

Voice: Be afraid...be very afraid

Sam: is...that uh...a prowler or one of Carla's kids?

Rebecca: Oh I hope it's a prowler....

here are some more good lines:

rebecca- how dare that man say I have an emotional problem! I'd like to meet him in a dark alley with a cleaver!

cliff- im ashamed god made me a man. carla- I dont think gods doing much bragging about it either. lol:lol:

Diane- What could be better that opening up your heart with christmas cheer

Carla- opening yours with a can opener



Cliff- Carla you relize you're the same heigt stang as you are kneeling

cliff: hey! who told the atmosphere to talk?!

frasier: you just don't have a clue, do you kelly?

:rotflmao:

this is from one of the episodes the other night, it's not entirely correct, but anyhow-

Frasier: ah the Ritz Carlton, a night of passion never to be forgotten
Lilith: Frasier we've never been to the Ritz Carlton
Frasier: did I say the Ritz Carlton? I meant the Four Seasons
Lilith: (staring at him) Strike 2(continues staring)
Frasier: Lilith, please blink...

I know this thread is old, but I'm on a huge Cheers hit and was going through some old threads and decided to reply to one, haha...

I thought I'd throw this one in:

Cliff: "When I was a lad, I went to see the movie Trapeze with Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis."

Coach: "Really Cliffy? Did you see between them?"

As far as 1-liners go, my favourite is probably the best Normism, and the one that has had a life beyond Cheers.

"Its a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

As for funniest single line of dialogue which on paper is not funny at all, in "Knights of the Scimitar," after Sam kisses Diane in front of her student-crush, an obviously flustered Diane tries to breathlessly get out the line, "Yes, I can see how that might have given you pause." The whole sequence and performance makes it laugh-out loud hilarious.

from Baby Balk
Sam-I can't!
Frazier-What happened Sam? Is there fire, you want us to follow you?
Sam-I can't!
Frazier-You got to put into words Sam.
Sam- I AM!
Frazier-Then what is it?
Sam- I CAN'T!!!!

I probably could never pick a funniest line, but here are a few favs;

(Woody has finished telling another story about Hanover)

Norm - "Before I die, I have to see that town!"

And of course...

Norm - "Afternoon everybody!"

"NORM!"

Sam - "What's up Norm?"

Norm - "My nipples its freezing out!"

But THIS may be my all time favorite, I have the entire scene memorized!;

Frasier - "I was listening to a rock and roll station on the way over here, you know to put me in the mood. There was a passage in one of those tribal songs, that I feel is the keynote to this evening; everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight."

God this show is incredible, I'll think of more when they come to me.

Coach-How's life treating you Norm?
Norm- Like he caught me in bed with his wife.

the best show ever i'm gonna have 2 watch it this wknd

it's "standing" CheersChild4Life" great lines

? for TRUE BLUE CHEERS FANS OUT THERE:
Does anyone know the name of the episode where CLIFF has to wear a bracelet that shocks him - I believe it was being operated by a Dr) everytime he says inappropriate things? I remember laughing so hard but I don't recall what season it was.

How To Win Friends and Electrocute People

Watched "Head Over Hill" today and I was gut laughing when Sam loses his cool.

It went something along the lines of...

"It's just that you let down the team. It's like it's the bottom of the ninth, scores are tied, there's a runner on first and you're at the plate. The coach expects you to bunt... the guy on first expects you to bunt... but instead... you SLEEP WITH JOHN ALAN HILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

hahahahahahahahaha

Watched "Head Over Hill" today and I was gut laughing when Sam loses his cool.

It went something along the lines of...

"It's just that you let down the team. It's like it's the bottom of the ninth, scores are tied, there's a runner on first and you're at the plate. The coach expects you to bunt... the guy on first expects you to bunt... but instead... you SLEEP WITH JOHN ALAN HILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

hahahahahahahahaha

Aw that's a classic!

Rebecca: Shut up!
Sam: No! You shut up!
Rebecca: Shut up!
Sam: Shut up!
Rebecca: SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!

Al: Dance, mailman!:lol:

Coach: Norm how come you and Vera can't have kids?
Norm: I can't Coach.
Coach: I'm sorry Norm.
Norm: I looked at Vera, I just can't.
Lol!

The line that is in my signature by Norm. " It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."

My favorite is the episode where Nick gets married to Loretta. Carla comes in the bar in a terrible mood and shuts herself away in Sam's office. The guys are standing around trying to decide who is going to go in there and talk to her:

Cliff: Alright everybody, I'm thinking of a number from 1 to 10.

Coach: Stop showing off Cliffy, we've got a real problem here.

That line had me dying. I think I rewound it a million times. Coach was the best.

Cut and pasted from another site. (Haven't read this whole topic. Hope this wasn't used yet).

Kelly Gaines: Hi everybody! Where's Woody?
Rebecca Howe: Well he's out looking for you. What happened, Kelly? Did you get lost?
Kelly Gaines: No, I was having such a great time I didn't want it to end! I love the subway!
Rebecca Howe: Wait a minute. You like the subway?
Kelly Gaines: Not at first. I got real angry because a lot of other people tried to get on 'my subway car.' And then I met some young people who apparently work for the city, because they were spray painting the walls, and they let me write 'Kelly loves Woody' in a big red heart! And then 'the pigs' came and we ran.

[It's funny coming from Kelly.]