DEMI MOORE TO CLONE YOUNG BOYFRIENDS

Riding high from her comeback in the Summer smash “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle,” and grabbing headlines with her young studly boyfriends, Demi Moore is now using science to keep her datebook filled for years to come.

Moore, who is dating Ashton Kutcher, a guy nearly 15 years her junior, has just completed construction of a high tech genetics laboratory on her Idaho ranch, where scientists are now cloning a stable of hot boytoys to squire her around tinstletown.

“Demi likes em young, virile and stupid, so we are carefully encoding each clone with just such features,” a scientist at the lab stated in a recent interview. “We are also factoring in other genetic traits she admires in attractive Hollywood heartthrobs. Colin Farell’s eyes, Matt Damon’s smile, Keanu Reeve’s incredible feeling of self importance. These traits are crucial when you need arm candy for the MTV Video Music Awards.”

Moore promises that all of her man clones will not only be easy on the eyes, but safe for the environment.

“They’re all completely biodegradable,” she beamed as she showed off her newest model, a blonde hunk with Josh Hartnett’s chin and Johnny Depp’s bored stare. “When I’m done with him, I just flush him down the toilet. What could be simpler?”

Scientist and genetic researchers are hoping this will put an end to a problem that has been plaguing A list Actresses for many years; ugly husbands, otherwise known as Kate Hudson Syndrome.

;)

:lol:....or the Julia/Lovett Syndrome.
Very funny TJL. Did you write that?

:rofl:

But, hey, it's not a bad idea. I ought to put in an order one of these days! (Trouble is, my guy-clones would have to actually use that thing between their ears. Oh, well, back to the ol' drawing board...) :winkgrin

:rofl: Imagine that? I could see her flushing them down too. They would probably all be in a clone closet or something. :lol:

:lol: very good TJL

Originally posted by Janice
:lol:....or the Julia/Lovett Syndrome.
Very funny TJL. Did you write that?

Yes. I was very bored this evening, and I couldn't find any real showbiz articles to make fun of, so I decided to make one up.

I wonder if IMDB would like a copy...

;)

Originally posted by TJL
DEMI MOORE TO CLONE YOUNG BOYFRIENDS

Riding high from her comeback in the Summer smash “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle,” and grabbing headlines with her young studly boyfriends, Demi Moore is now using science to keep her datebook filled for years to come.

Moore, who is dating Ashton Kutcher, a guy nearly 15 years her junior, has just completed construction of a high tech genetics laboratory on her Idaho ranch, where scientists are now cloning a stable of hot boytoys to squire her around tinstletown.

“Demi likes em young, virile and stupid, so we are carefully encoding each clone with just such features,” a scientist at the lab stated in a recent interview. “We are also factoring in other genetic traits she admires in attractive Hollywood heartthrobs. Colin Farell’s eyes, Matt Damon’s smile, Keanu Reeve’s incredible feeling of self importance. These traits are crucial when you need arm candy for the MTV Video Music Awards.”

Moore promises that all of her man clones will not only be easy on the eyes, but safe for the environment.

“They’re all completely biodegradable,” she beamed as she showed off her newest model, a blonde hunk with Josh Hartnett’s chin and Johnny Depp’s bored stare. “When I’m done with him, I just flush him down the toilet. What could be simpler?”

Scientist and genetic researchers are hoping this will put an end to a problem that has been plaguing A list Actresses for many years; ugly husbands, otherwise known as Kate Hudson Syndrome.

;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao:

Originally posted by TJL
Scientist and genetic researchers are hoping this will put an end to a problem that has been plaguing A list Actresses for many years; ugly husbands, otherwise known as Kate Hudson Syndrome.

;)

:rofl:

:lol: good, one.

i only dis-approve of two couples in hollywood. her and ashton, and j.lo and ben. but, y'know, j.lo and ben will be over in a year anyway. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Rockapella722

i only dis-approve of two couples in hollywood. her and ashton, and j.lo and ben. but, y'know, j.lo and ben will be over in a year anyway. :rolleyes: [/B]

A year? Aren't we being generous. I give it six months.




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