Back In Hanover - Season 1

Starring:
Woody Boyd
Kelly Boyd
Woody Boyd Jr.
Emma Boyd
and
Harold Boyd

This takes place at the same time Frasier begins his series, with the exception of the episode 276 which takes 3 weeks after One For The Road and 6 months before the episode 277 which is around the same time the show Frasier began.

Starring
Sam Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
Dr. Lilith Sternin
Paul Krapitz
and
Norm Peterson


276 - Frasier Has Left The Building (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78575)
Frasier and Lilith finalize their divorce, but Frasier leaves one more plea for love, but Lilith never finds it, and Frasier thinks she just won't respond. The gang at Cheers plans a huge good-bye bash for Frasier and he leaves Cheers to begin his new life in his hometown of Seattle. Meanwhile, Norm, Cliff, Woody, Sam, and Carla FINALLY let Paul and Kelly in on everything they do, with the exception of one thing.... the Magnificent Seven.


277 - Confessions, Cousins and Card Tricks (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80478)
Lilith returns to Cheers for the first time since she and Frasier divorced. Lilith finds an extreme liking to Sam, and vice-versa. They decide to go on a date, until little Frederick discovers Mommy and Uncle Sam are "together." Lilith confesses to Sam that she was only using him to forget Frasier, then he confesses that he was only using her for sex. Meanwhile, back at Cheers, Harry The Hat returns and takes Kelly for all she's got, then Harry and Woody get into a big fight, until they realize they're second cousins.


tell me what you think.

keep it coming, I'm liking what I see so far!

thank you very much!

heres some more....

278 - Norm and Cliff's Bogus Journey
Norm and Cliff decide to medle with Woody and Kelly, telling Woody that Kelly is pregnant with twins. Kelly decides to play along. Woody brings Norm, Cliff, and Paul down to City Hall for a tour, including a lie dectector test. Of course, they all fail. Meanwhile back at the bar, Sam gets his foot stuck in a pocket on the pool table, after everyone has left. Finally Kelly walks in looking for Woody from the terrible storm, and runs to help Sam, but she goes into labor.


279 - Boyd or Girl
Sam still has his foot stuck in the pool table as Kelly is in labor. After hours of coaching her through it, him on the pool table, she on the couch, Carla comes in and helps Sam out of the pool table. Carla takes over the coaching as Sam calls the hospital, but the phone lines are all out from the storm. Woody and Norm arrive looking for Kelly, she never came home the night before. Lilith arrives looking for Sam, who was supposed to take Frederick for the day, and she successfully delivers Kelly's baby boy.


280 - What's in a Name?
Kelly and Woody have to decide a name for the baby, but they can never agree on one name. They decide to bring the baby to Cheers for the first time since it's birth 2 weeks before to ask the gang what they think of the names they suggest. Everyone suggests some wacked-out names, until Lilith says that Woody would make a fine name. Seeing that Lilith DID deliver the baby, and that it IS Woody's name, Kelly and Woody name "baby boy boyd" Huckelbury Woodrow Tiberius Boyd Jr. (Woody for short)

281 - Waitress Wanted
Sam notices that after Rebecca left Cheers, the service, along with customers has slowed down. Carla cant handle the entire bar by herself. Sam decides to put a wanted ad in the paper. Nobody answers except for an old senile woman who only speaks French. Norm, Cliff and Paul hate the idea of another waitress, reminding Sam of how much trouble both Diane and Rebecca were. Meanwhile, Mr. Gaines informs Kelly and Woody that they'll have to learn to manage on their own, meaning Kelly needs a job. Reluctantly, Sam hires Kelly to work at Cheers, even allowing little Woody Jr. come along to work with her from time to time.

again, great job! Keep us posted as you add more!

thank you very much, ill have more soon.

282 - Uncle Sam Strikes Out
Lilith has a very important meeting on the same day as Frederick's "Take Your Parent to School Day." Lilith pleas for Sam to help her out. Sam decides to highlight his baseball days, but when he starts to talk about taking up the bottle, all of the parents force him to leave, saying he's rotting the children's minds. Meanwhile, back at the bar, Carla is going crazy training Kelly to wait tables. Carla pleas for Woody to come back, but he doesn't listen.

283 - Lost Phil, Lost Pills
Phil goes missing for about 2 weeks, Norm Cliff and Paul set out to find him, discovering he has a wife, a son, and a daughter. His son fled the country 3 weeks before and Phil left Beantown to find him, somewhere in Mexico. Meanwhile, as Woody and Kelly FINALLY finish unpacking, Mr. Gaines comes to visit and loses his "pills", Kelly put the "pills" in her seltzer water, thinking they were used to get rid of gas. Scared for his daughter's life, Mr. Gaines searches the entire house shooting out any cup in sight.

284 - Gary Gets Lucky
Sam installs a mini-lotto machine in the corner of the bar to attract new, young customers. After realizing Gary's Old Town Tavern is gone forever, all of the regulars come on over to Cheers, giving Sam customers, just not the kind he was expecting. Late one night, Gary himself shows up, all boozed-up and tries out the lotto-machine with his last quarter, and he hits the jackpot, $689,000. Just enough money to build a new bar, and take his regulars back.

285 - Postal Pirsuit
Cliff returns from the annual Postal Convention, along with his nemesis, Neumann (of Seinfeld fame), just to prove who really knows more about nothing. In a battle to end the war, Cliff and Neumann go head-to-head in a game of Trivial Pirsuit. Throughout the game, Neumann learns about the infamous Robin Colcord and Rebecca Affair, and about Andy Andy. After losing the "Know-it-all for Nothing" competition, Neumann goes to find Gary and give him the dirt, in exchange for $2000.

lol damn stupid gary! lol go figure he wins the jackpot in Cheers! lol Great stuff tim! Keep it coming:)

thank you very much maria!

286 - Bar Wars VIII : Attack of Andy Andy
Gary's lotto check finally clears, and he starts his perfect prank, thanks to Neumann. Gary finds Andy Andy and convinces him to bring a fake bomb into Cheers threatening to blow up the bar in search for Diane. After 8 or 9 hours everyone, including Gary, realize the bomb isn't fake at all. Together, Sam and Carla, with the help of Gary, take out Andy Andy, just in time for Lilith to detonate the bomb, but for a charge -- $300,000. Immediately Gary rights her a check, and she puts the money into her rat lab studies.





13 more episodes coming soon to finish the season, along with a visit from Mrs. Rebecca Howe Santry.

are you sure you're not a writer for NBC? lol great job! I'm anxiously awaiting the rest of the 'season'!

Thank you very much BebeLilithFan154

ps.... I was wondering does BebeLilithFan mean your a fan of Bebe Neuwirth the actress and Lilith the character, or Bebe the character (from Frasier) and Lilith the character??

I'm a Bebe Neuwirth/Lilith fan. I see how that might be confusing though! I didn't know about Bebe the character until after I made this user name fo myself lol. But, yes, I am a huge fan of Bebe Neuwirth. And please, call me Krista! :D

Hi Krista, you can call me Tim or Stan, i probably wont answer to Stan, but u can call me that.
Lilith is my second favorite Cheers character, right next to Norm.

287 - Nevermore, Nevermore
After two unsuccessful pregnancies, Anthony and Annie Tortelli decide to move out of Carla's tiny home and head for Tennessee, to live with Annie's sister. Meanwhile, Paul suspects his ex-wife is calling for him to come back. He plans a perfectly romantic evening (at least as romantic as Paul gets), only to find her with another man. And Ma Clavin is spotted with a mystery man.

288 - Ma's Fair,well Maybe Not
Ma Clavin announces that she and her "mystery man", Hue Grolier, are escaping to the beautiful islands of Jamaica for 3 weeks. Unable to have his mother go, Cliff plans to handcuff himself to his Ma. To bad for him, Ma Clavin left 6 hours earlier than she planned to. Meanwhile, Sam begins to seriously date a woman named Sheila, from his sex-addicts group.

289 - We're Open
John Allen Hill reveals his plans to remodel Melville's. Adding several more tables, and a mini-bar. Upset that this will take away his bar customers, Sam attempts to burn Hill's remodeling plans, but he never finds them. Hill puts a closed sign up in front of Melville's for the next 6 weeks, making people think to not come to either Melville's, nor Cheers. Sam loses lots of business and once again, Hill drives him insane.

290 - Acting, Like a Fool
Mr. Gaines finds Woody with a "mistress" in Woody's bedroom. Mr. Gaines is convinced that he is cheating on Kelly and informs her right away. Kelly doesnt believe her father, until she sees for herself, and demands a divorce. Meanwhile, Freddy Crane escapes his chess camp and finds his way to Cheers, the day after Lilith left him off to attend a convention in Seattle.

291 - Still Acting, Like A Fool
Woody tries to convince Kelly and Mr. Gaines that the "mistress" is only a woman named Chelsea from his acting group, he was only giving her lessons in projecting her voice. Mr. Gaines still doesnt believe him, but Kelly trusts him not to lie. Meanwhile, Sam introduces his new girlfriend, Sheila, to the Cheers gang and Lilith returns from here trip to a convention is Seattle, saying she never did find Frasier. (When in fact she did, in episode 016 of Frasier, The Show Where Lilith Comes Back)

292 - A Broken Postman
Its been 3 weeks and 1 day, and Cliff realizes that Ma Clavin is gone for good. He suddenly stops coming to Cheers, and never gets to delivering the mail. Everyone is worried about him, even Carla, so they plan a big surprise party for him. But he never shows up, saying he'll never leave his apartment until Ma comes back.

293 - Promotion/Demotion
Norm gets a huge promotion from his job at city hall, they want him to move to the capital building. Norm accepts, but finds out its one hell of a job. 16 hour days, no weekends, so after only a week at the capital building, Norm goes crawling back to the job at city hall. Meanwhile, Cliff still won't come out of his house and Paul gets a date with a supermodel.

294 - On The Cliff, In Asia
Cliff returns to Cheers for the first time in over 2 weeks, with a full grown beard. He makes his statement that he never wants to see or hear from Esther "Ma" Clavin again. Also returning is Phil, from Mexico, but only for a couple of hours, denying everything that has happened, and runs off to find his son in Asia.


5 more episodes coming soon to finish off Cheers: Season 12, and onto Season 13.

295 - Grand Re, We Never Closed
Melville's remodeling is finally complete, and Sam has a "reopening", even though Cheers never closed, business gets really big, and Sam needs some quick help, he hires a man named Stan Schiavone to be his janitor. After Melville's week long opening celebration, Sam wanted to fire Stan, until he realized that he was homeless.

lol btw On the cliff in Asia sounds great!

hey tim how bout getting a Rebecca or Diane episode in there?

Well Diane was back last Season and Rebecca will be back this season.
Maybe Ill throw in Diane next season.

thank you, that is one of my favorites!

Originally posted by barwars88
Well Diane was back last Season and Rebecca will be back this season.
Maybe Ill throw in Diane next season.

thank you, that is one of my favorites!

Sounds cool:) ;)

296 - Guess Who's Back, Back Again?
For the first time in over a year, Rebecca returns to Cheers. She announces that she is pregnant, and she wants to have the baby shower at Cheers, with all her friends, including the Cheers gang.
Meanwhile, Woody gets a raise and Kelly decides to quite Cheers, to devote more time to Woody Jr. Sam begs Rebecca to help him out until he finds someone perminant. She accepts, until she gets the phone call about her father's heart attack.

297 - Mr. Howe, And Who Is She?
Rebecca and Don run off to San Francisco to be with Rebecca's father, who is very bad shape after the heart attack. He tells Rebecca that its all her's (the family "fortune"), if she makes sure her mother is well kept and loved. Meanwhile, back at Mr. Gaines mansion, a new maid is hired, Chelsea from Woody's acting group. Woody suddenly finds himself VERY attracted to her, and he cheats on Kelly, for real this time.

OMG i wish I could see those last two episodes !!!! They sound GREAT!!! grr... too bad it's just the summary! lol it's ok, lol leave it up to our imaginations! ;) :clap:

298 - Mr. Howe, And Who Is She? Part 2
Lilith decides to end her days at Cheers, saying that all it brings is memories of Frasier. Mr. Howe passes away after a second heart attack and Rebecca and Don decide to move out to San Francisco to live with Mrs. Howe, leaving Sam with no help besides Carla, back at Cheers. Sam and Woody are chosen to go to San Francisco to represent Cheers at the funeral. But when Kelly goes looking for Woody to tell him the news, she finds him in bed with Chelsea.

Ive decided to leave this as the season finale.


Season 13 coming soon

thank you, maybe, eventually.... ill write them out.

Season 13 directly after episode 298

Starring:
Sam Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
Paul Crapence
and
Norm Peterson

WITH A VERY SPECIAL CHARACTER JOINING THE CAST IN "THE 300th"


299 - Goodbye, Woodsy
Kelly tries to kill Woody with a shovel after finding him with Chelsea. Sam decides to go alone to Mr. Howe's funeral in San Francisco, leaving the bar to Sheila. Sheila kicks Norm out of Cheers, until his tab is paid off. She finally gets Cliff to shut up, and Paul to stop whining. Woody comes crawling back to Cheers looking for a place to live, but Sheila kicks him out. Woody explains to her that he used to work there, but Sheila doesn't listen.


The 300th coming soon....

I hate sheila...sheila sux...lol

I WANT THE 300!!!! come on tim!! don't be mean! Post it!!!

by the way Kelly trying to kill woody with a shovel is great!!

Cheers: Season 13 has been cancelled due to negative feedback.

Thanks for reading!

Originally posted by barwars88
Cheers: Season 13 has been cancelled due to negative feedback.

Thanks for reading!

WHAT?!!??! what do mean negative feedback! lol I love it please c'mon don't torture me like this! Do NOT cancell season 13 lol please tim.....:D I love sheila..she sucked for that episode cause she kicked Normie out..lol

300 - THE 300th
Sam returns from San Francisco with an old friend, Diane Chambers. After Diane's 3rd screenplay was scrapped by both NBC and ABS, she went searching through America, and found Sam in San Francisco. Sam asked for her to come back to Boston with her, and she accepted. When they return, Sam discovers everything that Sheila has done and kicks her out of the bar and his life. Sam hires Diane to part time manage Cheers as she rights her long awaited novel. Norm returns to Cheers, Cliff goes jabbing on about nothing again, and Carla tries to kill Diane with a shoelace. With Diane back in the bar, Sam decides to fire Stan Schiavone, the janitor. Diane runs off to leave Cheers once and for all, but Sam stops her, and they kiss, confessing they never stopped loving eachother.
NOTE: Diane Chambers now is starring along side Sam Malone starting with this episode.
And starting with this episode, Cheers no longer goes along with Frasier's storyline.

20 more episodes coming soon to finish Season 13.

Hope you like it.

301 - All Those Nights When You've Got No Lights
Diane and Sam return from "an afternoon of friend making", and officially announce that they are together again. Sam is so happy he decides to clear everybody's bar tab, then Boston experiences a rolling blackout. The power goes out for over 19 hours, leaving everyone stranded for a "sleepover" at Cheers. Cliff sells his many flashlights to the people of Cheers, then everybody blinds him with them.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

the black out sounds hilarious!!!

YAY they are back together!!!!

Great stuff tim!!!

please keep it coming!!

302 - Check Is In The Mail
After selling his goal of 150 flashlights, Cliff gets sent a check for $400 for meeting his quota. The check never shows up, and Cliff is forced to confess that he went searching through the mail to find it, and has to pay a $400 fine. The check never does show up, the flashlight company was phony. Meanwhile, Woody moves into Sam's office in Cheers.

303 - And Your Little Angel, Hung The Cat By Its Tail
Diane has no place to live, so Sam allows her to move in with him. Along with her comes her cat, who Sam tries to kill after it interrupts them during "friend making." Meanwhile, Woody wants to go crawling back to Kelly, but Cliff shows him the "joys" of single living.

304 - Your Third Fiance Didn't Show
Sam asks Sheila to come back to take back her stuff, and Diane discovers that Sam and Sheila were engaged. Diane threatens to kill Sheila if she ever comes near Sam again. Meanwhile, Kelly comes back to Cheers for the first time since Woody's affair to get her man back, but he doesn't accept.

305 - But She Is Your Wife
Diane sets Woody and Kelly up on a blind date with eachother. Woody thinks that Diane wants a date with him, and so does Kelly. Both Woody and Kelly don't show up to the date, not wanting to hurt Sam, and find themselves alone at Cheers, where Diane has a special romantic dinner set up for herself and Sam. Woody and Kelly eat everything and Woody apologizes once and for all. Woody is finally forgiven, and moves back home.

Originally posted by barwars88
303 - And Your Little Angel, Hung The Cat By Its Tail
Diane has no place to live, so Sam allows her to move in with him. Along with her comes her cat, who Sam tries to kill after it interrupts them during "friend making." Meanwhile, Woody wants to go crawling back to Kelly, but Cliff shows him the "joys" of single living.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! omg Tim...you out did yourself! I want to see that episode on script or ANYTHING lol It sounds so hilarious!!!!:clap lol OMG...I can so see that happening! lol...

Ive decided to write script versions of all my episodes once I get my own computer.

those are really good, some of the best ive seen

thanks everybody

Maria, ill need some help with the Sam and Diane scenes once I start writing.

No problem Bob! I'm here for ya! lol My e-mail is mdp_desangles@hotmail.com in case you want to e-mail me about them or something:) .

306 - Delicious Diane's
To celebrate her 1 month reunion with Sam, Diane plans a dinner party for her friends at Cheers. Diane gets so into making the dinner plans, she decides to sell her prized crum cakes in a huge bake sale she plans without Sam's consent. Woody and Kelly now happily back together help make various pies and cakes for the sale, but Paul Cliff and Norm eat everything the night before the sale.

307 - Roll Out Of Bed, Mr. Coffee's Dead
After years of being off the bottle, Sam becomes addicted to coffee. He drinks it everywhere, and now that Diane has bought him a Mr. Coffee, he's estatic. Then, one morning, Mr. Coffee breaks down and Sam goes crazy. Meanwhile, back at Cheers, Carla threatens to quit Cheers once and for all, unless the "sticklady" gets out.

308 - Mornin's Looking Bright
Carla and Diane come down to their final showdown, who would win Sam's heart, the beautiful blonde, or the hilarious best friend?? It all came down to a match of rock, papers, scissors.... for 6 hours straight, into the early morning. In the end Woody accidently erased the scoreboard, and no winner was determined. Carla decided not to leave Sammy, just cause pencil-neck was back in town. Meanwhile, Cliff hallucinates and sees George Washington and is convinced that he can see the dead.

309 - And Your Shrink Ran Off To Europe
Diane re-initiates reself into a psychiatric clinic to help her get rid of her never ending facial-tic once and for all. After 3 successful weeks at the clinic, Diane's shrink, Dr. Gerald Fellows, runs off to Europe to meet his mistress, leaving Diane all alone. Meanwhile, Cliff is sent to the psychiatric clinic, after proclaiming he met the father of America.

310 - And Didn't Even Write
Diane's publishing company tells her to have either three chapters in by the end of the week, or the deal is off. Diane begins to cram for the book, but she can't think of anything, so she decide's to get views from the gang at Cheers-- not a good idea. The publishing company, H. R. Puffine - Stuffern, decides to let Diane go, until they learn about her colaboration with Sam on his autobiography.

311 - And Your Husband Wants To Be A Girl
Kelly finds Woody dressed in Woman's clothing and is once and for all convinced to leave him, until he explains. Woody's trying out for a play, in which his character has to dress in drag. Kelly hates the idea, but Woody doesn't listen. In the end, he doesn't get the part.

OMG!! its amazin!!!! i LOVE it!!!! its awsum!!!!

thank you very much


more coming soon....

312 - Mayday Mayday
Sam's first wife, Debra returns, wanting to rekindle there love, as does ex-fiance Sheila. Meanwhile, Diane plans the perfect weekend getaway in Martha's Vineyard. Diane then learns of Debra's return and invites her along. Then Sam realizes that there will be no "friend making," he begs Debra to go home. Then Sheila arrives thinking Sam wanted to rekindle their relationship. Big Mistake. Meanwhile, Norm gets a new secretary.... Vera, and she's driving him insane.

313 - Can You Keep A Secretary?
Sam and Diane return from there get away trip. We find out that Sam and Debra were only married for 4 days, and that Sheila was a former prostitute from Sam's sex addict group, although he never knew. Norm begs Woody to fire Vera, she's driving him insane. Woody fires her, but for a price -- Norm has to paint his house.

*sniff* Lilith's gone! Your plot lines still rock though!

lol Tim those are great!! Can lol but you know you can say SEX lol you don't have to go through the trouble of saying "friend making" lol

i know, im not a prude, i dont mind saying SEX, its just "friend making" was the perfect way it was ever put.

Originally posted by barwars88
i know, im not a prude, i dont mind saying SEX, its just "friend making" was the perfect way it was ever put.

lol yea ur right

Sam: lana and I are alot friendlier than most agents and clients...
Diane: Friendlier?
Sam: Yea and you know me I'm never against a wild night of "Friend-making".

~~~~~~~~~~~

Diane: Contrary to what you may think I am not a prude.

314 - Pi(e)
Norm gets his first raise since being hired at city hall, nearly 2 years ago. He celebrates by taking the week off, until the mayor realizes that he did his taxes wrong, forgetting the decimal point charging him 700% tax. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane confess about all of there years apart, about Sam and Rebecca trying to have a baby, and Diane's days as a nanny in Austria.

315 - Chambersmaid
Diane finally gets to developing her photos from her years in Europe, and Sam finds one of her in a french maid outfit. Diane confesses that she wasn't really a nanny, and that she was the maid for a very wealthy man in Austria. Then she tells him the truth, that she and the man were lovers, until he passed away.

316 - The Lion Queen
The entire Cheers gang returns from there first siting of "The Lion King" and proclaim it as the best cartoon movie of all time. Cliff and Norm go on impersonating Timon and Pumbaa, leaving Paul out in the cold. Diane goes on to protest the movies racial stereotypes and the fact that it was ripped off of a Japanese movie, giving no recognition. Meanwhile, Sam, Woody, and Carla can't get over the "asanti-sana-squash-banana."
Keep in mind that this is 1995, only a few months after The Lion King debuted in theaters.

Originally posted by barwars88
314 - Pi(e)
Norm gets his first raise since being hired at city hall, nearly 2 years ago. He celebrates by taking the week off, until the mayor realizes that he did his taxes wrong, forgetting the decimal point charging him 700% tax. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane confess about all of there years apart, about Sam and Rebecca trying to have a baby, and Diane's days as a nanny in Austria.

315 - Chambersmaid
Diane finally gets to developing her photos from her years in Europe, and Sam finds one of her in a french maid outfit. Diane confesses that she wasn't really a nanny, and that she was the maid for a very wealthy man in Austria. Then she tells him the truth, that she and the man were lovers, until he passed away.

316 - The Lion Queen
The entire Cheers gang returns from there first siting of "The Lion King" and proclaim it as the best cartoon movie of all time. Cliff and Norm go on impersonating Timon and Pumbaa, leaving Paul out in the cold. Diane goes on to protest the movies racial stereotypes and the fact that it was ripped off of a Japanese movie, giving no recognition. Meanwhile, Sam, Woody, and Carla can't get over the "asanti-sana-squash-banana."
Keep in mind that this is 1995, only a few months after The Lion King debuted in theaters.

LOL that was brilliant! the way you put in the lion king! They are great!! Chambersmaid!! lol!!

thanks maria!

seeing how everbody likes it, im not going to cut the series at season 13. maybe another season, or 2.

317 - Liar Liar Pants On Fire
Diane's old friends, Clark and Ellen Griswald, comes to visit her at Cheers. Cliff thinks Clark is an old newscaster from NBC's Weekend Update, but nobody believes him. Meanwhile, Sam tries to clean up his office and Diane's driver's license drops out of her pocket book, and Sam discovers she's actually 2 years older than she tells everyone.

Episodes 318 and 319 combined, are a 90 minute season finale.

318 - Bar To The Future
In the middle of watching Back To The Future 2, the VCR breaks, leaving everyone on a cliffhanger. Sam starts to imagine what live would be like in the year 2025 (for the rest of the episode, its the year 2025). Cliff is now a retired mailman, and currently a crossing guard. Norm retired 7 years ago, and like usual, spends his whole life at Cheers. Vera, still hasn't been seen. Carla has had no more children of her own, ending at 8, but she also has 37 grandkids. And Diane, still hasn't written her novel, but she has made many more movies. Woody and Kelly are now married with 6 children, living in the old Gaines Estate, after Mr. Gaines died. And then there's Sam, the same as ever, with 7 proposals to Diane under his belt, but they're still together. Cheers isn't that much different either, Carla, Woody, and Sam all still work there, doesn't look that much different either, with the exception of the big flat screen TV on the wall where the world map used to be, and that beer is now being pumped directly from the factory to the Bar.

319 - Bar To The Future, Part II
Sam awakes from his dream, to find himself back in Cheers, 1995, but decorated for a wedding. Sam then realizes he's wearing a tux, and that this is HIS wedding to Diane. Sam has no recognition of proposing or discussing a wedding, and it's not a dream. Norm, Cliff, Paul, Woody, Kelly and even Carla all watch from the side. Mummy's there, along with Bogs. Frasier and Lilith along with Frederick. Rebecca and Don are also standing bye. And walking Diane down the isle, sending her off.... is Coach.
You never see Sam and Diane say I do, it ends with Coach handing Diane off to Sam.

hope you like

Season 14 coming soon.

Originally posted by barwars88
hope you like

Season 14 coming soon.

your good...that's all I have to say...lol

thanks Maria!

So what do you think about Sam and Diane together??

Originally posted by barwars88
thanks Maria!

So what do you think about Sam and Diane together??
lol...hmm..maybe this series of emoticons could explain it:

:clap :thanks: :triplets props: :rock: :clap: :cheers: :D :bouncers

Season 14 Premiere Episode....

320 - The Malones
6 Months after Sam and Diane's wedding, a lot has changed. Woody has announced his decision to leave office in 2 weeks. Cliff has been fired from the Post Office, and now has a full time job working for UPS. Paul has left Cheers behind and moved back in with his wife. Vera finally got pregnant, but lost the baby. And Carla has officially ended her fertility streak. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane return from their elongated Honeymoon to find many changes in the bar, and news that Lilith has returned to the bar.

Cheers: Season 14

Starring:
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Clifford C. Clavin
and
Norm Peterson

321 - Back to School
Lilith makes her first return to Cheers since Sam and Diane have have come back. Frederick is now off to boarding school, and she is currently seeing an old friend from college. Lilith tells the gang at Cheers that she is leaving Boston once and for all to return to her alma mater to be with her new love, and Lilith leaves Cheers--forever.

322 - Councilman, No More
Woody steps down from office to spend more time with Woody Jr. and his pregnant wife. Sam holds Woody's "Leaving Office" party at Cheers. Kelly comes back to work at Cheers, with news that she's pregnant.

ITS AWSUM!!!!!

323 - Stuff You
Diane's obsession with stuffed animals goes too far when she begins to bring them into Cheers, and purchases a life size elephant, that Sam tears to pieces.

324 - Cheers, The Cinema
Sam buys a big screen TV, .6 inches larger than Gary's, officially the largest TV (for a bar) in Boston. The whole Cheers gang heads to the local video store to rent some movies, but no one can decide on anything. And once again, it's "The Magnificent Seven."

325 - Over The Hill
John Allen Hill dies suddenly, during an arguement with Sam. Carla discovers that he left her his entire estate, and that she is the new owner of Melville's. Meanwhile, Cliff gets his first letter from his mother in Jamaica in almost 2 years.

326 - The Hills Are Alive
Carla quits her job at Cheers' and moves on to run and manage Melville's. After Carla's first night as the owner of the new Melville's Carla starts to hear voices throughout the restaurant. At the end of the episode, John Allen Hill runs out from a closet and suprises Carla with a wedding ring.

MY 50th EPISODE!!

I've decided to put off the Season 14 story line for a while, so I can begin writing scripts for Seasons 12 and 13.

Heres one....
276 - Frasier Has Left The Building (ttp://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78575)

ive done some MAJOR rewriting of Season 14.

Now, i dont have Frasier coming back, so an entire episode was written out.
Carla's plans for Melville's change entirely with the last episode I summarized.

Just go back a couple episodes to figure everything else out.

327 - Not My Melville's
Continuing right from John Allen Hill's proposal, Carla wakes up in a deep sweat at John's grave. When she returns to Cheers, she announces that she's selling Melville's, and getting rid of the money. Melville's goes up for auction, and Mr. Gaines is the highest bidder, immediately he takes over the restaurant, and makes Woody's life a living hell.



Im stuck on the scripts, so Ive decided to continue with plot summaries....

RebeccaHoweNo.2 sort of gave me this idea, so she gets some credit.

Cheers, circa 1982, alternate universe.

Starring:
Diane Malone
Sam Chambers
Carla Lozupone
Ernie "Coach" Pantuso
Cliff Clavin
and
Norm Peterson

Diane Malone - Former Tennis star, daughter of the late Francis Malone. Diane had to quit Tennis when she and her father got into a terrible car crash, killing him, and ruining her tennis game. After her father's funeral, Diane was given Cheers, and took over as owner/manager of the bar.

Sam Chambers - An intellectually chess champion, is hired when Diane finds out that he is low on money, and is scrapping for food.

Carla Lozupone - Virgin, single-mother of an adopted child. The kindest person in the world.

Ernie "Coach" Pantuso Former gym teacher, and best friend of Diane's father. Can be very mean at times.

Cliff Clavin - A very shy postman, who doesnt like to talk much. Norm's best friend.

Norm Peterson - The same guy from the real "Cheers", except lives through Diane instead of Sam.

328 - Gaines Some, Lose Some
Mr. Gaines decides to change Melville's into a fine French restaurant, rather than Seafood. This causes a lot of problems between Woody and Mr. Gaines, especially when Mr. Gaines reveals he is hiring Henri to be his host.

329 - Sumner Lovin, Happened So Fast
When Diane begins taking night classes at the local college, he suspects that Diane is cheating on him, come to find out, Sumner is her teacher, and he wants Diane to run away with her. Upset, Diane quits the night class, claiming she would never leave Sam.

330 - The Boys Are Back in Town
Norm, Cliff, Sam, and the "new" bartender Woody set out for a road trip to Disneyworld. But unknown to them, slowly riding behind them are Diane and Kelly. Originally, Vera planned to go along, but began to feel sick. The boys find out that the girls have been following them, and come back to Boston.

331 - What A Wonderful World
Using the money from selling Melville's, Carla decides to pay for the entire gang's trip to Disneyworld.
When they arrive in Disneyworld, Cliff gets mistaken for the voice of Ham in Toy Story, and begins to charge for autographs. Hundreds of people think that Sam was in a movie called "Three Men and a Little Baby", and thousands of people ask Norm, "Hey How Are You Jack?."

you know, they could have actually done an episode where everyone switched lives for a day and called it Opposites Day. It would have been a funny sight to see...

haha
good idea Krista

332 - Making Your Way In The World Today
Kelly is offered a job by her father to work at Melville's, and she accepts. But after almost destroying the restaurant, Kelly is fired by her own father, and is taken back by Sam to work at Cheers. Meanwhile, Walt Twitchell (Cliff's postoffice co-worker) comes to Cheers begging for Cliff to return, and the Cheers gang finds out that Cliff quit his job, and that he never was fired.

333 - Takes Everything You've Got: Bar Wars IX
Gary from Gary's Olde Town Tavern pulls a prank, by stealing EVERYTHING from Cheers, down to every glass. In return, Sam tells Gary's wife that he had been cheating on her for the past four years, and it turns out that he really had been cheating on his wife, and the two get a divorce.

334 - Taking A Break From All Your Worries
Henri begins his job at Melville's, and Woody starts to go insane. He begins pouring the wrong drinks, calling people by there first names, ect. So, Sam lets Woody take a couple days off, and rediscovers how difficult bartending used to be.
(goes into flashbacks of coach)
Show ends with Sam shaking his head smiling, "crazy like a doorknob."

LMAO I love the Disneyworld episode! Thats too funy how you incorporated the movies that they were all in! Even though Lilith is no longer around, I still love your ideas! Keep writing, cause someday you will HAVE to be noticed!

thank you! You know, I just might write it someday...

haha
thanks Kritsta.

Tell me what you think of 276 - Frasier Has Left The Building.

9 more episodes coming soon to finish off Season 14.

With a "choose your own" ending.

335 - Sure Would Help A Lot
Sam re-hires Stan Schiavone to be the janitor at Cheers, after business suddenly starts to boom. After 3 weeks of a great job done, Sam has to decide if he wants Stan perminately. Then Cliff notices his "mug shot" from the post office. And they find out that Stan is a pathelogical liar, and an attempted murderer.

336 - Wouldn't You Like To Get Away?
12 years after winning the Miss Boston Barmaid contest, Sam and Diane return to Bermuda, for a second honeymoon. Meanwhile, Woody takes control of the bar, and gets rid of Henri from Melville's once and for all. Proud of his straight-forwardness, Mr. Gaines and Woody become quick pals.

337 - If Only She Knew
Norm and Vera's marriage is on the rocks, she thinks that he doesn't love her anymore, so Norm decides to leave Cheers to be with his wife. The bar becomes very lonely without the staple barfly, and many regulars begin to leave. Late one night, Vera calls Cheers looking for Norm. Everyone at Cheers were under the suspicion he had been home with Vera. Vera tells them he hasnt been home until 3 or 4 in the morning. Then off to work at 7. Cliff decides to deliver the mail ON time, after realizing Norm is gone for good, and he finds Norm at a factory just outside of Boston. Norm had started a second job, to pay for a second honeymoon for him and Vera.

more soon....

338 - Yada, Yada, Yada
Just another, regular day at Cheers, where NOTHING happens, nothing goes wrong, nobody goes missing, just a normal day at Cheers. Until a "buddy" of Cliff's from a comedy convention shows up, Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry comes to remember how BORING Cliff is, and decides to ditch him after bumping into him at Cheers, until the subject of Neumann comes up. Jerry becomes VERY interested, and spends a couple of days at Cheers chatting with the barflys. Before Jerry's comedy routine, Cliff decides to do an act, and the club lets him in. Cliff's jokes are TERRIBLE, and the gang at Cheers becomes the butt of Jerry's jokes.


5 episodes left until the Season 14 "choose your own ending" finale.

339 - That's My Frasier
When Cliff brings in his universal radio, Woody accidentally breaks it, but with some help from Norm its back together in no time. Only to hear Frasier on his own talk show. The show had been given a trial run in Nantucket, but since the radio broke they got some distorted airwaves, and "The Frasier Crane Show" was heard from Cheers. The entire gang is estatic that there pal Frasier has his own show, but then they get depressed thinking that he would never tell them. Coincidentally, on the show, Frasier begins to talk about a know-it-all from the local pub who "shale remain nameless", and Cliff smashes the radio, and "The Frasier Crane Show" is never heard from Cheers again.

This is the second episode of Cheers: Season 12.

Starring:
Sam Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
Paul Krapitz
and
Norm Peterson

Guest Stars:
Harry The Hat
Dr. Lilith Sternin
Frederick Crane

script coming soon....

340 - The Ring (1)
Diane loses her wedding ring, and when Sam decides to upgrade it to a bigger stone, she lies to him and gives him a fake.

341 - The Ring (2)
Sam decides to go all out and upgrade the ring to a HUMONGOUS size. When Diane see's the ring, she shatters it thinking it was a fake. When in reality, Sam had the ring the whole time, and the humongous one was the fake.

...how bout DIANE PREGNANT....lol?

Thanks Maria.
Ruin the Finale

342 - A Divorce and/or Two Babies
Kelly goes into labor while at home. Woody rushes home with Carla to get her, leaving the bar to Norm and Cliff. Meanwhile, back at Sam and Diane's house, Sam finds something in the trash....

VIEWERS' CHOICE
You decide, will Sam find....

Divorce Papers
or a
Positive Pregnancy Test??



First option to 4 votes wins.

PREGNANCY TEST!!!!!

pregnancy test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to unnecessary "huge" font.
Viewers' Choice has been cancelled.




343 - Mother and A Second Mommy
Kelly gives birth to a healthy baby girl, Rosa Marie Boyd. Meanwhile, Sam finds an old torn picture of a blonde woman, labeld "my sister" in the trash. Sam and Diane go into a huge fight, but he never gets to bringing up the picture. Diane tells him that she is pregnant and Sam completely forgets the picture ever existed.

Originally posted by barwars88
Due to unnecessary "huge" font.
Viewers' Choice has been cancelled.




343 - Mother and A Second Mommy
Kelly gives birth to a healthy baby girl, Rosa Marie Boyd. Meanwhile, Sam finds divorce files in the trash and plans to leave Diane before she beats him to the chase. Sam and Diane go into a huge fight, but he never tells her he knew about the papers. Diane tells him that she is pregnant and Sam decides to never bring up the divorce papers again.


ooooo.....lol nice way to make it all work

yay!!! keep it coming ;)

haha
thanks guys. (er, um, girls)

Cheers - Season 15

Starring:
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
and
Norm Peterson

omg i cant wait for the next season!!!!!!!! its great so far ;)

Thanks Lauren!!

But due to "back-to-school" ****, I have suspended Cheers: Season 15 until next summer.

Or
wait
no
im lying

Ill post the next episode sometime tonight.

344 - A Fatal Accident
After realizing that he is going to be a Daddy, Sam drives himself home, delirious. On the way home, Sam gets into a life threatening car crash, and injures his left knee. At the hospital, Sam decides to bring up the picture he found in the garbage, Diane explains that when she went off to write her novel 9 years before, she decided to search for her older sister who was put up for adoption.

345 - Lost Without Their Leader
The gang at Cheers tries to cope with Sam's accident. But Carla can't take it, and she begins to hallucinate. Meanwhile, Norm and Cliff begin to realize, once again, that they need lives of their own.

346 - Tears at Cheers
Sammy's finally coming back to Cheers, after 2 months of being in the hospital, he's almost perfectly fine. Until he shows up, and the gang realizes he must be in a wheel chair for up to 4 months, which brings them all to tears.

This season will be extra long, with a very complex story line involving Robin Colcord.

23 episodes coming soon in Cheers: Season 15

omg thank god he didnt die thats what i thought when you put "fatal" great job :yourock:

I might scratch the Colcord idea, I dont know.

BRING LILITH BACK! lol, you must be sick of me saying that lol. I'll stop, no I'll TRY to stop lol. Anyway, great job! Im anxiously awaiting more!

just go and get me all excited for a new episode, an then have no script :(
lol I'm j/k but post soon!

347 - Bad Cover
Lilith Sternin makes her triumphant return to Boston, along with her son Frederick from boarding school, and news that she left her lover. Freddy and Uncle Sam spend the following day together, and Sam discovers that there was no lover, and that Lilith and has been off to Frederick's school for the past year and a half.

348 - Not My Perfect Date
Diane sets up the perfect date for her and Sam, a baseball game in the afternoon, followed by an early dinner, then off to the opera. But the plans get shaken up when Robin Colcord returns and Diane finds herself very attracted to him, and considers cheating on Sam. Nobody can resist an English accent.

349 - An Englishmen With A Bloody Ghost
Robin Colcord is back in Boston, searching for Rebecca. After he discovers that Rebecca is now married and off to San Fransisco, he goes for the next available catch, Lilith.

350 - Biscuits and Tea
After many hectic hours of mothering an infant and a newborn, and holding up a part-time job, Kelly decides to leave Cheers. Lilith plans to ask Robin to marry her, until she gets a call from "an old friend" in Seattle.

351 - Attiction
After getting a call from Frasier, asking to see her for the first time in years, Lilith begins to search for old pictures of her and Frasier, just to remind herself of how much she hates him. Robin comes searching for her, and the two get locked in the attic. After nearly 6 hours together, they decide it would be best if they stop seeing eachother again, and Lilith thinks she may still be in love with Frasier.

YAY LILITH IS BACK! Ok, got that out of my system lol. Wonderful, I can not wait to read more! You are most definitely a find :) Keep up the wonderful job!

awesome!!! thank god diane dint fall for robin i hate him :mad: plus it would have broken sammys heart lol

thanks guys.

nice new name Lauren.


Cheers 277 - Confession, Cousins and Card Tricks (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80478)

thats my second episode script.

Scene 1 - Bar
(Sam is behind the bar, Carla is serving tables, Norm, Cliff and Paul are at the bar)

Cliff: And, that is why the flying monkey no longer exists.

(Paul gets up and walks into the pool room, Cliff follows, Sam laughs)

Cliff: No really, you'd think I'd lie abo-- (gets cut off by walking out of the room)

Sam: (looking through a box of pictures) Woah, Lilith sure is a looker with make-up and her hair down.

Carla: (makes an evil laugh) Sammy! You can't be serious! The ghost-lady??!

Sam: Yeah, yeah. Just look at this pic of her with, ya know....

Norm: Color?!

(Sam shows Norm the picture)
Norm: Goodbye Vera!!

Sam: (rolls his eyes) Uhh, yeah, I mean, she's not all that bad looking.

Carla: Yeah, if Caspers' your ideal date.

Norm: Well he is the "friendly" ghost.

(cue themesong)

Scene 2 - Lilith's House
(the same house that Frasier and Lilith had, in the living room)

Lilith: Comon Frederick, Uncle Sammy is WAITING!!(rolls her eyes) Son!

Frederick: (now fully able to talk) We have to wait for Daddy!

Lilith: Remember sweatheart, Daddy went away, and he won't be back for a little while. But you'll still him. (starts cracking up, begins to cry.)

Frederick: Im sorry Mommy, but don't you miss him??

Lilith: Yes honey, yes I do. (shuts the door) Now lets get going.

I like what I've read so far! Can't wat for more later!

Scene 3 - Bar
(Sam is behind the bar, Carla is serving tables, Cliff and Paul are fooling around with the TV)

(Norm walks in through the door, hangs up his coat)

Norm: Mornin' Everybody!

Everyone: NORM!!

Sam: Hey Normie, how's working life??

Norm: Boring, its not Cliff, (stalls, rolls his eyes back a little "thinking") but still boring.

Cliff: What's that Normie??

(Norm bites his bottom lip, looks around like he doesnt know what he's saying)

Norm: Hey, Paul!! How ya been?

Paul: Pretty good, thanks again for the pizza last night!

Cliff: Uhh, (jaw jrops) Normie, Normie, Normie, you bought PAUL a pizza?? What about your best pal Cliff??

Norm: Do you hear anything Sammy? There's this weird hissing sound, like a, um, a, (squints his eyes, turns and looks at Cliff, and starts to get louder) SNAKE!!

Cliff: Norm! You can't blame me, I HAD to tell Vera you were here, she threatened to talk to Ma if I hadn't.

Norm: Snake.

(Lilith walks in with Frederick)

Lilith: (in a high pitch, childish voice) Oh Uncle Sammy!!

Sam: (jumps over the bar, claps his hands) So, whats up Freddy?

Frederick: Whatsup??

Sam: Ha, so, Lilith, whats the plan?

Lilith: I was thinking maybe a day in the park, followed by (gets cut off by Sam)

Sam: Dinner and a movie??

Lilith: (angrily) Sam! I would never undermind Frasier and go on a date with one of his best of friends.

Sam: I understand.

Lilith: Well he DID leave me, 8??

Sam: How's 7:30??

Lilith: Fine, just, loose the kid.

(Sam, Lilith and Frederick walk out of the bar)

Carla: Sammy? Sammy? Where's my Sammy??

(Norm laughs)

Carla: NO! Its not a joke, I read Sam's horoscope, and it says that a mysterious white being would come into his life and steal him of all his riches.

Norm: Now all he needs is riches.

Carla: Its not funny Norm! Sammy could get hurt, he could loose his riches.

Norm: What riches?!

(Phil comes over and buts into the conversation)
Phil: (motions his hands out) His "riches".

its lookin good so far :)

Thanks Lauren.

I edited my last post, so the entire scene fits on one post.

Look up to see the finished scene.

I just started and finished reading this. This is great stuff!!!! I just wish I could see it on T.V!!!! But just seeing it in my mind is the next best thing!!! Thanks for the great stories and keep it up!!!

you know, they could have actually done an episode where everyone switched lives for a day and called it Opposites Day. It would have been a funny sight to see...


that would be soooooo funny!!:lol:

Ive decided to go back and revise my Cheers: Season 12.

One For The Road, NEVER occured according to my fanfic.

The last 3 episodes of Season 11 (replacing One For The Road) are now....

273 - Rebecca, In Love (part 1)
Sam's vette is in the shop, and he can't find a ride to his sex addicts group. Sam finds himself begging Cliff to bring him to the meeting, revealing there's a "certain someone" there. Rebecca's new boyfriend, Don Santry, brings her on the perfect date, fullfilling every dream of Rebecca's. At the end of the night, Rebecca and Don find themselves alone at Cheers, and Don proposes.

274 - Rebecca, In Love (part 2)
After the proposal, Rebecca finds herself in shock, and tells Don that shes need to be alone to think about it. The next day at Cheers, Rebecca begins to wonder if Don is for her, and asks the gang what they think. Everybody tells her she should go for it, and in the end, she says yes.

275 - Rebecca, In Love (part 3)
Rebecca and Don begin planning they're perfect wedding. After fighting over traditional/contemporary fashions, what kind of flowers, which Church to marry in, Rebecca and Don call it all off. Thinking that Rebecca and Don have split up, the next day at Cheers, Sam holds a huge suprise party for Sam. Everybody goes on to say how they never really did like Don. Then Rebecca reveals that they eloped the night before, and her decision to leave Cheers.


Cheers - Season 12 REDO
coming soon....

Season 12 takes place 7 weeks after episode 275.

Cheers - Season 12 REDO

Starring
Sam Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
Dr. Lilith Sternin
Paul Krapence
and
Norm Peterson


276 - Frasier Has Left The Building (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78575)
Frasier and Lilith finalize their divorce, but Frasier leaves one more plea for love, but Lilith never finds it, and Frasier thinks she just won't respond. The gang at Cheers plans a huge good-bye bash for Frasier and he leaves Cheers to begin his new life in his hometown of Seattle. Meanwhile, Norm, Cliff, Woody, Sam, and Carla FINALLY let Paul and Kelly in on everything they do, with the exception of one thing.... the Magnificent Seven.

277 - Confessions and Card Tricks
Lilith returns to Cheers for the first time since she and Frasier divorced. Lilith finds an extreme liking to Sam, and vice-versa. They decide to go on a date, until little Frederick discovers Mommy and Uncle Sam are "together." Lilith confesses to Sam that she was only using him to forget Frasier, then he confesses that he was only using her for sex. Meanwhile, back at Cheers, Harry The Hat returns and takes Kelly for all she's got. Woody plots revenge, until he remembers what Harry did for Cheers.

278 - Norm and Cliff's Bogus Journey
Norm and Cliff decide to medle with Woody and Kelly, telling Woody that Kelly is pregnant with twins. Kelly decides to play along. Woody brings Norm, Cliff, and Paul down to City Hall for a tour, including a lie dectector test. Of course, they all fail. Meanwhile back at the bar, Sam gets his foot stuck in a pocket on the pool table, after everyone has left. Finally Kelly walks in looking for Woody from the terrible storm, and runs to help Sam, but she goes into labor.

279 - Boyd or Girl
Sam still has his foot stuck in the pool table as Kelly is in labor. After hours of coaching her through it, him on the pool table, she on the couch, Carla comes in and helps Sam out of the pool table. Carla takes over the coaching as Sam calls the hospital, but the phone lines are all out from the storm. Woody and Norm arrive looking for Kelly, she never came home the night before. Lilith arrives looking for Sam, who was supposed to take Frederick for the day, and she successfully delivers Kelly's baby boy.

280 - What's in a Name?
Kelly and Woody have to decide a name for the baby, but they can never agree on one name. They decide to bring the baby to Cheers for the first time since it's birth 2 weeks before to ask the gang what they think of the names they suggest. Everyone suggests some wacked-out names, until Lilith says that Woody would make a fine name. Seeing that Lilith DID deliver the baby, and that it IS Woody's name, Kelly and Woody name "baby boy boyd" Huckelbury Woodrow Tiberius Boyd Jr. (Woody for short)

281 - Waitress Wanted
Sam notices that after Rebecca left Cheers, the service, along with customers has slowed down. Carla cant handle the entire bar by herself. Sam decides to put a wanted ad in the paper. Nobody answers except for an old senile woman who only speaks French. Norm, Cliff and Paul hate the idea of another waitress, reminding Sam of how much trouble both Diane and Rebecca were. Meanwhile, Mr. Gaines informs Kelly and Woody that they'll have to learn to manage on their own, meaning Kelly needs a job. Reluctantly, Sam hires Kelly to work at Cheers, even allowing little Woody Jr. come along to work with her from time to time.

282 - Uncle Sam Strikes Out
Lilith has a very important meeting on the same day as Frederick's "Take Your Parent to School Day." Lilith pleas for Sam to help her out. Sam decides to highlight his baseball days, but when he starts to talk about taking up the bottle, all of the parents force him to leave, saying he's rotting the children's minds. Meanwhile, back at the bar, Carla is going crazy training Kelly to wait tables. Carla pleas for Woody to come back, but he doesn't listen.

283 - Lost Phil, Lost Pills
Phil goes missing for about 2 weeks, Norm Cliff and Paul set out to find him, discovering he has a wife, a son, and a daughter. His son fled the country 3 weeks before and Phil left Beantown to find him, somewhere in Mexico. Meanwhile, as Woody and Kelly FINALLY finish unpacking, Mr. Gaines comes to visit and loses his "pills", Kelly put the "pills" in her seltzer water, thinking they were used to get rid of gas. Scared for his daughter's life, Mr. Gaines searches the entire house shooting out any cup in sight.

284 - Gary Gets Lucky
Sam installs a mini-lotto machine in the corner of the bar to attract new, young customers. After realizing Gary's Old Town Tavern is gone forever, all of the regulars come on over to Cheers, giving Sam customers, just not the kind he was expecting. Late one night, Gary himself shows up, all boozed-up and tries out the lotto-machine with his last quarter, and he hits the jackpot, $689,000. Just enough money to build a new bar, and take his regulars back.

285 - Postal Pirsuit
Cliff returns from the annual Postal Convention, along with his newfound nemesis, Neumann (of Seinfeld fame), just to prove who really knows more about nothing. In a battle to end the war, Cliff and Neumann go head-to-head in a game of Trivial Pirsuit. Throughout the game, Neumann learns about the infamous Robin Colcord and Rebecca Affair, and about Andy Andy. After losing the "Know-it-all for Nothing" competition, Neumann goes to find Gary and give him the dirt, in exchange for $2000.

286 - Bar Wars VII: Attack of the Andy Andy
Gary's lotto check finally clears, and he starts his perfect prank, thanks to Neumann. Gary finds Andy Andy and convinces him to bring a fake bomb into Cheers threatening to blow up the bar in search for Diane. After 8 or 9 hours everyone, including Gary, realize the bomb isn't fake at all. Together, Sam and Carla, with the help of Gary, take out Andy Andy, just in time for Lilith to detonate the bomb, but for a charge -- $300,000. Immediately Gary rights her a check, and she puts the money into her rat lab studies.

287 - Nevermore, Nevermore
After two unsuccessful pregnancies, Anthony and Annie Tortelli decide to move out of Carla's tiny home and head for Tennessee, to live with Annie's sister. Meanwhile, Paul suspects his ex-wife is calling for him to come back. He plans a perfectly romantic evening (at least as romantic as Paul gets), only to find her with another man. And Ma Clavin is spotted with a mystery man.

288 - Ma's Fair,well Maybe Not
Ma Clavin announces that she and her "mystery man", Hue Grolier, are escaping to the beautiful islands of Jamaica for 3 weeks. Unable to have his mother go, Cliff plans to handcuff himself to his Ma. To bad for him, Ma Clavin left 6 hours earlier than she planned to. Meanwhile, Sam begins to seriously date a woman named Sheila, from his sex-addicts group.

289 - We're Open
John Allen Hill reveals his plans to remodel Melville's. Adding several more tables, and a mini-bar. Upset that this will take away his bar customers, Sam attempts to burn Hill's remodeling plans, but he never finds them. Hill puts a closed sign up in front of Melville's for the next 6 weeks, making people think to not come to either Melville's, nor Cheers. Sam loses lots of business and once again, Hill drives him insane.

290 - Acting, Like a Fool
Mr. Gaines finds Woody with a "mistress" in Woody's bedroom. Mr. Gaines is convinced that he is cheating on Kelly and informs her right away. Kelly doesnt believe her father, until she sees for herself, and demands a divorce. Meanwhile, Freddy Crane escapes his chess camp and finds his way to Cheers, the day after Lilith left him off to attend a convention in Seattle.

291 - Still Acting, Like A Fool
Woody tries to convince Kelly and Mr. Gaines that the "mistress" is only a woman named Chelsea from his acting group, he was only giving her lessons in projecting her voice. Mr. Gaines still doesnt believe him, but Kelly trusts him not to lie. Meanwhile, Sam introduces his new girlfriend, Sheila, to the Cheers gang and Lilith returns from here trip to a convention is Seattle, saying she never did find Frasier.

292 - A Broken Postman
Its been 3 weeks and 1 day, and Cliff realizes that Ma Clavin is gone for good. He suddenly stops coming to Cheers, and never gets to delivering the mail. Everyone is worried about him, even Carla, so they plan a big surprise party for him. But he never shows up, saying he'll never leave his apartment until Ma comes back.

293 - Promotion/Demotion
Norm gets a huge promotion from his job at city hall, they want him to move to the capital building. Norm accepts, but finds out its one hell of a job. 16 hour days, no weekends, so after only a week at the capital building, Norm goes crawling back to the job at city hall. Meanwhile, Cliff still won't come out of his house and Paul gets a date with a supermodel.

294 - On The Cliff, In Asia
Cliff returns to Cheers for the first time in over 2 weeks, with a full grown beard. He makes his statement that he never wants to see or hear from Esther "Ma" Clavin again. Also returning is Phil, from Mexico, but only for a couple of hours, denying everything that has happened, and runs off to find his son in Asia.

295 - Grand Re, We Never Closed
Melville's remodeling is finally complete, and Sam has a "reopening", even though Cheers never closed, business gets really big, and Sam needs some quick help, he hires a man named Stan Schiavone to be his janitor. After Melville's week long opening celebration, Sam wanted to fire Stan, until he realizes that Stan is homeless.

I like it :)

This is gonna bug me... please keep writing soon!

More soon Tim!;)

Im sorry guys.
Not to dissapoint you, but I have more fun writing the summaries than the scripts.

It just gets hard at some points, and I dont have lots of time on my hands.

So, Im letting the scripts go, you can finish them if you want.


I understand why the show had to end now....
they ran out of Normisms.
Those are tough!

This is where the REAL redoing begins....


296 - Rebecca's Out of Luck
For the first time in over a year, Rebecca returns to Cheers begging to come back, Don came into a HUGE sum of money, and left Rebecca, the night she was going to tell him she was pregnant. Meanwhile, Woody gets a raise and Kelly decides to quite Cheers, to devote more time to Woody Jr. Sam decides to hire Rebecca until the baby is born, then she gets the phone call about her father's heart attack.

297 - Mr. Howe, And Who Is She? (part 1)
Rebecca runs off to San Francisco to be with her father, who is very bad shape after the heart attack. Her father tells her that its all her's (the family "fortune"), if she makes sure her mother is well kept and loved. Rebbeca reveals that she is pregnant and that Don has left her. Meanwhile, back at Mr. Gaines mansion, a new maid is hired, Chelsea from Woody's acting group. Woody suddenly finds himself VERY attracted to her, and he cheats on Kelly, for real this time.

298 - Mr. Howe, And Who Is She? (part 2)
Lilith decides to end her days at Cheers, saying that all it brings is memories of Frasier. Mr. Howe passes away after a second heart attack and Rebecca decides to move out to San Francisco to live with her mother, leaving Sam with no help besides Carla, back at Cheers. Sam and Woody are chosen to go to San Francisco to represent Cheers at the funeral. But when Kelly goes looking for Woody to tell him the news, she finds him in bed with Chelsea.

299 - Goodbye, Woodsy
Kelly tries to kill Woody with a shovel after finding him with Chelsea. Sam decides to go alone to Mr. Howe's funeral in San Francisco, leaving the bar to Sheila. Sheila kicks Norm out of Cheers, until his tab is paid off. She finally gets Cliff to shut up, and Paul to stop whining. Woody comes crawling back to Cheers looking for a place to live, but Sheila kicks him out. Woody explains to her that he used to work there, but Sheila doesn't listen.

300 - THE 300th
Sam returns from San Francisco with news that Rebecca is gone for good. When he returns, Sam discovers everything that Sheila has done and kicks her out of the bar and his life. Norm returns to Cheers, Cliff goes jabbing on about nothing again, and Carla is back to her honest self again. Late that night a skinny women comes into Cheers, after closing hours with all the lights out, unable to see her face, and begins to look around. She walks into the pool room, and comes out, checks the stairs, and then the office. She closes the office door, and asks "Sam??", and walks into the light revealing, that, it's Diane.




Cheers - Season 13 REDO
coming soon....

Its great!!!!! I love the end of number 300 its so cool :)

You like what it was, or what I JUST changed it to??

the....
"It's Diane."

or the part i just wrote out??

i was orignally talking about the its diane one but i like the one you just wrote out better :D

OF course you do, after I just screwed it up again.

Well, Ill work both into it.

Cheers - Season 13 REDO

Starring
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
Paul Krapence
and
Norm Peterson




301 - The Wrong Sam
Sam comes into Cheers one morning, to discover that someone has broken into the bar, but nothing was stolen. He begins to wonder if the bar is safe enough, and then the ultimate threat to the bar shows up, Diane. She comes back to the bar, after her first successful screenplay debuts on NBC, with news that she is married. Sam says that he is happy for Diane and her husband, Samuel Gordon. But Samuel and Diane get into a big fight over his "bad-acting" and everybody finds out he's a fake, and not really Diane's husband.

302 - She Loves Him, Or Not
Diane comes back to Cheers to apologize for lying him like that, and that she has to go on with her life, without him. Sam, disgusted by her return and phony husband, kicks Diane out of Cheers. Diane won't leave and the two find themselves in another "office scene", and in eachother's arms, revealing their love for eachother.

303 - All Those Nights When You've Got No Lights
Diane and Sam return from "an afternoon of friend making", and officially announce that they are together again. Sam also tells everyone that Diane will be waitress/manager of the bar from now on. Sam is so happy he decides to clear everybody's bar tab, then Boston experiences a rolling blackout. The power goes out for over 19 hours, leaving everyone stranded for a "sleepover" at Cheers. Cliff sells his collection of many flashlights to the people of Cheers, until everybody blinds him with them.

304 - Check Is In The Mail
After selling his goal of 150 flashlights, Cliff gets sent a check for $400 for meeting his quota. The check never shows up, and Cliff is forced to confess that he went searching through the mail to find it, and has to pay a $400 fine. The check never does show up, the flashlight company was phony. Meanwhile, Woody moves into Sam's office in Cheers.

305 - And Your Little Angel, Hung The Cat By Its Tail
Diane has no place to live, so Sam allows her to move in with him. Along with her comes her cat, who Sam tries to kill after it interrupts them during "friend making." Meanwhile, Woody wants to go crawling back to Kelly, but Cliff shows him the "joys" of single living.

lol OK I love it now

306 - Your Third Fiance Didn't Show
Sam asks Sheila to come back to take back her stuff, and Diane discovers that Sam and Sheila were engaged. Diane threatens to kill Sheila if she ever comes near Sam again. Meanwhile, Kelly comes back to Cheers for the first time since Woody's affair to get her man back, but he doesn't accept.

307 - But She Is Your Wife
Diane sets Woody and Kelly up on a blind date with eachother. Woody thinks that Diane wants a date with him, and so does Kelly. Both Woody and Kelly don't show up to the date, not wanting to hurt Sam, and find themselves alone at Cheers, where Diane has a special romantic dinner set up for herself and Sam. Woody and Kelly eat everything and Woody apologizes once and for all. Woody is finally forgiven, and moves back home.

308 - Delicious Diane's
To celebrate her 1 month reunion with Sam, Diane plans a dinner party for her friends at Cheers. Diane gets so into making the dinner plans, she decides to sell her prized crum cakes in a huge bake sale she plans without Sam's consent. Woody and Kelly now happily back together help make various pies and cakes for the sale, but Paul Cliff and Norm eat everything the night before the sale.

309 - Roll Out Of Bed, Mr. Coffee's Dead
After years of being off the bottle, Sam becomes addicted to coffee. He drinks it everywhere, and now that Diane has bought him a Mr. Coffee, he's estatic. Then, one morning, Mr. Coffee breaks down and Sam goes crazy. Meanwhile, back at Cheers, Carla threatens to quit Cheers once and for all, unless the "sticklady" gets out.

310 - Mornin's Looking Bright
Sam's having trouble adjusting to daylight savings time, and he wakes up and leaves work at the wrong time day after day. Diane decides to buy him a deluxe alarmclock, that automatically adjusts to daylight savings time. The alarm is a defect and doesnt stop going off, even after being unplugged, driving Sam insane.

311 - And Your Shrink Ran Off To Europe
Diane re-initiates reself into a psychiatric clinic to help her get rid of her never ending facial-tic once and for all. After 3 successful weeks at the clinic, Diane's shrink, Dr. Gerald Fellows, runs off to Europe to meet his mistress, leaving Diane all alone. Meanwhile, everyone considers sending Cliff to get "some help," after he proclaims he had lunch with the Father of America, George Washington.

312 - And Didn't Even Write
Diane's publishing company tells her to have either three chapters in by the end of the week, or the deal is off. Diane begins to cram for the book, but she can't think of anything, so she decide's to get views from the gang at Cheers-- not a good idea. The publishing company, H. R. Puffine - Stuffern, decides to let Diane go, until they learn about her colaboration with Sam on his autobiography.

313 - And Your Husband Wants To Be A Girl
Kelly finds Woody dressed in Woman's clothing and is once and for all convinced to leave him, until he explains. Woody's trying out for a play, in which his character has to dress in drag. Kelly hates the idea, but Woody doesn't listen. In the end, he doesn't get the part.

314 - Mayday Mayday
Sam's first wife, Debra returns, wanting to rekindle there love, as does ex-fiance Sheila. Meanwhile, Sam plans the perfect weekend getaway in Martha's Vineyard. Diane then learns of Debra's return and invites her along. Then Sam realizes that there will be no "friend making," he begs Debra to go home. Then Sheila arrives thinking Sam wanted to rekindle their relationship. Big Mistake. Meanwhile, Norm gets a new secretary.... Vera, and she's driving him insane.

315 - Can You Keep A Secretary?
Sam and Diane return from there get away trip. We find out that Sam and Debra were only married for 4 days, and that Sheila was a former prostitute from Sam's sex addict group, although he never knew. Norm begs Woody to fire Vera, she's driving him insane. Woody fires her, but for a price -- Norm has to paint his house.

good to hear.

Ive gone back and edited some of the episode names.
Changing the end of Season 11 to "Rebecca, In Love".

ill have more soon, real soon.

316 - Taxes and Hidden Lies
Norm gets his first raise since being hired at city hall, nearly 2 years ago. He celebrates by taking the week off, until the mayor realizes that he did his taxes wrong, forgetting the decimal point charging him 700% tax. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane confess about all of there years apart, about Sam and Rebecca trying to have a baby, and Diane's days as a nanny in Austria.

317 - Chambersmaid
Diane finally gets to developing her photos from her years in Europe, and Sam finds one of her in a french maid outfit. Diane confesses that she wasn't really a nanny, and that she was the maid for a very wealthy man in Austria. Then she tells him the truth, that she and the man were lovers, until he passed away.

318 - The Lion Queen
The entire Cheers gang returns from there first siting of "The Lion King" and proclaim it as the best cartoon movie of all time. Cliff and Norm go on impersonating Timon and Pumbaa, leaving Paul out in the cold. Diane goes on to protest the movies racial stereotypes and the fact that it was ripped off of a Japanese movie, giving no recognition. Meanwhile, Sam, Woody, and Carla can't get over the "asanti-sana-squash-banana."

319 - Liar Liar Pants On Fire
Diane's old friends, Clark and Ellen Griswald, comes to visit her at Cheers. Cliff thinks Clark is an old newscaster from NBC's Weekend Update, but nobody believes him. Meanwhile, Sam tries to clean up his office and Diane's driver's license drops out of her pocket book, and Sam discovers she's actually 2 years older than she tells everyone.

Episodes 320 and 321 combined, are a 90 minute season finale.

320 - Bar To The Future
In the middle of watching Back To The Future 2, the VCR breaks, leaving everyone on a cliffhanger. Sam starts to imagine what live would be like in the year 2025 (for the rest of the episode, its the year 2025). Cliff is now a retired mailman, and currently a crossing guard. Norm retired 7 years ago, and like usual, spends his whole life at Cheers. Vera, still hasn't been seen. Carla has had no more children of her own, ending at 8, but she also has 37 grandkids. And Diane, still hasn't written her novel, but she has made many more movies. Woody and Kelly are now married with 6 children, living in the old Gaines Estate, after Mr. Gaines died. And then there's Sam, the same as ever, with 7 proposals to Diane under his belt, but they're still together. Cheers isn't that much different either, Carla, Woody, and Sam all still work there, doesn't look that much different either, with the exception of the big flat screen TV on the wall where the world map used to be, and that beer is now being pumped directly from the factory to the Bar.

321 - Bar To The Future, Part II
Sam awakes from his dream, to find himself back in Cheers, 1995, but decorated for a wedding. Sam then realizes he's wearing a tux, and that this is HIS wedding to Diane. Sam has no recognition of proposing or discussing a wedding, and it's not a dream. Norm, Cliff, Paul, Woody, Kelly and even Carla all watch from the side. Mummy's there, along with Bogs. Frasier and Lilith along with Frederick. Rebecca and Don are also standing bye. And walking Diane down the isle, sending her off.... is Coach.
You never see Sam and Diane say I do, it ends with Coach handing Diane off to Sam.

Cheers - Season 14 REDO

Starring
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Clifford C. Clavin
and
Norm Peterson

322 - The Malones
6 Months after Sam and Diane's wedding, a lot has changed. Woody has announced his decision to leave office in 2 weeks. Cliff has been fired from the Post Office, and now has a full time job working for UPS. Paul has left Cheers behind and moved back in with his wife. Norm is the same as always, with a shorter hair-[do. And Carla has officially ended her fertility streak. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane return from their elongated Honeymoon to find many changes in the bar, and news that Gary's Old Towne Tavern has closed down.

323 - Councilman, No More
Woody steps down from office to spend more time with Woody Jr. and his pregnant wife. Sam holds Woody's "Leaving Office" party at Cheers. Sam offers Woody his old job back, and he accpets, but only part-time. At the party, Kelly reveals that she is pregnant once again.

324 - Stuff You
Diane's obsession with stuffed animals goes too far when she begins to bring them into Cheers, and purchases a life size elephant, that Sam tears to pieces.

325 - Cheers, The Cinema
Gary donates his big screen TV to Cheers, after closing down the bar and heading for Florida. The whole Cheers gang heads to the local video store to rent some movies, but no one can decide on anything. And once again, it's "The Magnificent Seven."

326 - Over The Hill
John Allen Hill dies suddenly, during an arguement with Sam. Carla discovers that he left her his entire estate, and that she is the new owner of Melville's. Meanwhile, Cliff gets his first letter from his mother in Jamaica in almost 2 years.

327 - The Hills Are Alive
Carla quits her job at Cheers' and moves on to run and manage Melville's. After Carla's first night as the owner of the new Melville's Carla starts to hear voices throughout the restaurant. At the end of the episode, John Allen Hill runs out from a closet and suprises Carla with a wedding ring.

328 - Not My Melville's
Continuing right from John Allen Hill's proposal, Carla wakes up in a deep sweat at John's grave. When she returns to Cheers, she announces that she's selling Melville's, and getting rid of the money. Melville's goes up for auction, and Mr. Gaines is the highest bidder, immediately he takes over the restaurant, and makes Woody's life a living hell.

329 - Gaines Some, Lose Some
Mr. Gaines decides to change Melville's into a fine French restaurant, rather than Seafood. This causes a lot of problems between Woody and Mr. Gaines, especially when Mr. Gaines reveals he is hiring Henri to be his host.

330 - Sumner Lovin, Happened So Fast
When Diane begins taking night classes at the local college, he suspects that Diane is cheating on him, come to find out, Sumner is her teacher, and he wants Diane to run away with her. Upset, Diane quits the night class, claiming she would never leave Sam.

331 - The Boys Are Back in Town
Norm, Cliff, Sam, and the "new" bartender Woody set out for a road trip to Disneyworld. But unknown to them, slowly riding behind them are Diane and Kelly. Originally, Vera planned to go along, but began to feel sick. The boys find out that the girls have been following them, and come back to Boston.

332 - What A Wonderful World
Using the money from selling Melville's, Carla decides to pay for the entire gang's trip to Disneyworld - even Cliff and Diane. When they arrive in Disneyworld, everybody gets mistaken for their actor's movie roles.

333 - Making Your Way In The World Today
Kelly is offered a job by her father to work at Melville's, and she accepts. But after almost destroying the restaurant, Kelly is fired by her own father, and is taken back by Sam to work at Cheers. Meanwhile, Walt Twitchell (Cliff's postoffice co-worker) comes to Cheers begging for Cliff to return, and the Cheers gang finds out that Cliff quit his job, and that he never was fired.

334 - Takes Everything You've Got: Bar Wars IX
Gary from Gary's Olde Town Tavern pulls a prank, by stealing EVERYTHING from Cheers, down to every glass. In return, Sam tells Gary's wife that he had been cheating on her for the past four years, and it turns out that he really had been cheating on his wife, and the two get a divorce.

335 - Taking A Break From All Your Worries
Henri begins his job at Melville's, and Woody starts to go insane. He begins pouring the wrong drinks, calling people by there first names, ect. So, Sam lets Woody take a couple days off, and rediscovers how difficult bartending used to be.
(goes into flashbacks of coach)
Show ends with Sam shaking his head smiling, "crazy like a doorknob."

336 - Sure Would Help A Lot
Sam re-hires Stan Schiavone to be the janitor at Cheers, after business suddenly starts to boom. After 3 weeks of a great job done, Sam has to decide if he wants Stan perminately. Then Cliff notices his "mug shot" from the post office. And they find out that Stan is a pathelogical liar, and an attempted murderer.

337 - Wouldn't You Like To Get Away?
Over a decade after winning the Miss Boston Barmaid contest, Sam and Diane return to Bermuda, for a second honeymoon. Meanwhile, Woody takes control of the bar, and gets rid of Henri from Melville's once and for all. Proud of his straight-forwardness, Mr. Gaines and Woody become quick pals.

338 - If Only She Knew
Norm and Vera's marriage is on the rocks, she thinks that he doesn't love her anymore, so Norm decides to leave Cheers to be with his wife. The bar becomes very lonely without the staple barfly, and many regulars begin to leave. Late one night, Vera calls Cheers looking for Norm. Everyone at Cheers were under the suspicion he had been home with Vera. Vera tells them he hasnt been home until 3 or 4 in the morning. Then off to work at 7. Cliff decides to deliver the mail ON time, after realizing Norm is gone for good, and he finds Norm at a factory just outside of Boston. Norm had started a second job, to pay for a second honeymoon for him and Vera.

339 - Yada, Yada, Yada
Just another, regular day at Cheers, where NOTHING happens, nothing goes wrong, nobody goes missing, just a normal day at Cheers. Until a "buddy" of Cliff's from a comedy convention shows up, Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry comes to remember how BORING Cliff is, and decides to ditch him after bumping into him at Cheers, until the subject of Neumann comes up. Jerry becomes VERY interested, and spends a couple of days at Cheers chatting with the barflys. Before Jerry's comedy routine, Cliff decides to do an act, and the club lets him in. Cliff's jokes are TERRIBLE, and the gang at Cheers becomes the butt of Jerry's jokes.

340- That's My Frasier
When Cliff brings in his universal radio, Woody accidentally breaks it, but with some help from Norm its back together in no time. Only to hear Frasier on his own talk show. The show had been given a trial run in Nantucket, but since the radio broke they got some distorted airwaves, and "The Frasier Crane Show" was heard from Cheers. The entire gang is estatic that there pal Frasier has his own show, but then they get depressed thinking that he would never tell them. Coincidentally, on the show, Frasier begins to talk about a know-it-all from the local pub who "shale remain nameless", and Cliff smashes the radio, and "The Frasier Crane Show" is never heard from Cheers again.

341 - The Ring (part 1)
Diane loses her wedding ring, and when Sam decides to upgrade it to a bigger stone, she lies to him and gives him a fake.

342 - The Ring (part 2)
Sam decides to go all out and upgrade the ring to a HUMONGOUS size. When Diane see's the ring, she shatters it thinking it was a fake. When in reality, Sam had the ring the whole time, and the humongous one was the fake.

343 - How NOT To Deliver A Baby
Kelly goes into labor while at home. Woody rushes home with Carla to get her, leaving the bar to Norm and Cliff. Meanwhile, back at home, Sam begins to wonder if him and Diane are really meant for eachother.

344 - Losts Doubts, and Dreams Of Diapers
Kelly gives birth to a healthy baby girl, Rosa Marie Boyd. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane go into a huge fight, until Diane blurts out that she is pregnant, and Sam looses all doubt in his marriage.

Cheers - Season 15 REDO

Starring
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
and
Norm Peterson


345 - A Fatal Accident
After realizing that he is going to be a Daddy, Sam drives himself home, delirious. On the way home, Sam gets into a life threatening car crash, and injures his left knee. At the hospital, Sam realizes how lucky he is to have such a wonderful wife, and the two dream of there future family.

346 - Lost Without Their Leader
The gang at Cheers tries to cope with Sam's accident. But Carla can't take it, and she begins to hallucinate. Meanwhile, Norm and Cliff begin to realize, once again, that they need lives of their own.

347 - Tears at Cheers
Sammy's finally coming back to Cheers, after 2 months of being in the hospital, he's almost perfectly fine. Until he shows up, and the gang realizes he must be in a wheel chair for up to 4 months, which brings them all to tears.

348 - Lessons In Morning Sickness
For the first time in years, Diane and Carla team up, to get Diane through morning sickness, and for Carla's sake, out of the bar. Meanwhile, Sam begins to realize what being a father will really be like, he becomes very happy, until he realizes what birth will be like.


All episodes for here on, will be new.

CANCELLED!!

The series has been moved to....

Cheers - Season 12 REDO (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=81840)

hope you enjoy.


This can be deleted now, moderators.

332 - What A Wonderful World
Using the money from selling Melville's, Carla decides to pay for the entire gang's trip to Disneyworld - even Cliff and Diane. When they arrive in Disneyworld, everybody gets mistaken for their actor's movie roles.


lol this one is pure genius!!! Tim, you really do have a knack for Summaries!:)

I'm not a moderator for the Fanfiction board so I can't close it.

349 - Her Name Was Lola
A women named Lola shows up looking for Woody, wanting to see him again. They had dated back in Hanover, but now that he's the married man, Woody offers Cliff to her, and the two begin to fall in love. Meanwhile, Woody and Kelly can't decide on what type of bed to get for Woody Jr's new room.

Originally posted by barwars88
349 - Her Name Was Lola
A women named Lola shows up looking for Sam, wanting to see him again. They had dated for a couple of weeks a few years before. Unable to go out with her, now that he's the married man, Sam offers Cliff to her, and the two begin to fall in love. Meanwhile, Woody and Kelly can't decide on what type of bed to get for Woody Jr's new room.


Oh sure....lol a girl comes in looking for a Sam Malone....she get's a Cliff Clavin! lol

This is great stuff!

Ok, thanks anyways.

ill edit it, make it more beliveable.

ok, changed it to Woody.

350 - A Mailman In Love
Cliff and his new love interest, are unable to break apart. Cliff starts to spend less and less time in the bar, and for the first time ever, he's in love, and he can see perfectly clear. But seeing isnt his problem, he's beginning to stumble over his words, and at times loose his memory. Meanwhile, Diane begins to crave the strangest foods.

351 - I And Other She Each Love
Cliff, still unable to speak clearly, tells the guys that he plans to ask Lola to marry him, but Sam doesnt think he's ready, and tries to slow him down, reminding him of Maggie. Cliff decides to hold off the proposal until his speech comes. Meanwhile, the remote for the TV breaks, and Norm misses his favorite episode of "The Munsters."

352 - Proposal Of A Dangerous Mind
Cliff's speech starts to clear up, and he's back to his know-it-all self again. He completely disregards what everybody says, and asks Lola to marry him, she accepts, and the two begin to plan the wedding. Until Lola confesses that she's a man, and Cliff and "Lola" call everything off.

353 - The Metric System
After 4 months of pain in a wheel chair, Sam is finally able to walk on his own. Now that Sam can get around by himself, Diane just HAS to go and make it more complicated for him. Diane decides to convert everything in their home and in Cheers, to the Metric System. With the exception of Cliff, everyone HATES the idea.

354 - Squash The Beattles
The night before Paul McCartney's big performance at Melvilles, Cheers begins to have insect problems. When Sam finds out that Mr. Gaines planted the roaches, he tells everybody at Melville's about it, and Paul McCartney leaves, and gives his performance at Cheers.
Paul McCartney guest stars as himself.

Is Diane still pregnant?

crap.

knew i forgot something.

Ill go back and work it in.

very good! These are truly wonderful! Of course I'm saddened that Liith didn't come back in your rewrites, but you know what you're doing better than me lol. Although... never mind! Again great job, can't wait for more!

thanks!!

She might come back, I decided not to have her come back ALONG with Robin because its too unbelievable.

But thank you!!


355 - To The Bat Crave
The original Batman series begins to air in reruns, and Norm and Cliff become addicted. Meanwhile, Diane's now 6 months pregnant, and her cravings are taking over. She begins to eat the strangest foods, until she is offered the worst of all.... bat feet.


I edited some of my previous posts, changing one episode ENTIRELY.

Originally posted by barwars88
348 - Lessons In Morning Sickness
For the first time in years, Diane and Carla team up, to get Diane through morning sickness, and for Carla's sake, out of the bar. Meanwhile, Sam begins to realize what being a father will really be like, he becomes very happy, until he realizes what birth will be like.


All episodes for here on, will be new. [/B]

awww...Diane and Carla team up!!! That's so adorable. I love episodes that they are on each others side like "Strange Bedfellows" Parts 1,2, and3

356 - When The Weight of The World Has Got You Down, And You Wanna End Your Life
Norm comes back from the doctor, who tells him he needs to go on a diet, or he may lose his life. Vera demands that Norm exercise more, and that he gives up beer. Norm makes a commitment to Vera and himself, and gives up beer until he loses 30 pounds.

357 - Bills To Pay, A Dead End Job, And Problems With Your Wife
Cliff discovers that he is in huge debt, and he may have to go into his mother's secret stash. Norm is going good with the diet, already down 11 pounds after 8 days, but work isnt going as well, without his normal beer intake, Norm can't concentrate as well, and he gives up on his commitment. Sam and Diane are about to kill eachother over the pregnancy, and they go into another "office scene", in which Diane goes into early labor.

I went back and edited somewhere, especially "Proposal Of A Dangerous Mind"
Ma Clavin DOESNT come back, but theres another surprise.

I edited some episodes, completely getting rid of Dianes' sister.

358 - Now Don't Through In The Towel, Cause There's A Place Right Down The Block, Where You Can Drink Your Miseries Away
Sam begins to freak out when he realizes Diane is in labor, Diane ends up driving herself and Sam to the hospital. The baby girl, Mia Elizabeth, comes in at 8 pounds 12 ounces. When Diane goes to see the baby for the first time since it was taken away to be cleaned, she is suprised by the entire Cheers gang with flowers and kisses. After holding his daughter for the first time, Sam's entire life flies by, and he realizes, Mia is the reason he was put on earth. He begins to wonder if managing the bar, and raising a daughter will work out together, and decides to put Cheers up for sale.

359 - Mom and Dad, Up For Sale
Mia comes home for the first time, perfectly healthy. Diane begins to worry about the weight she has gained, and Sam breaks the news to her about selling the bar.

360 - Some Kind Of Figure Skater
Sam officially puts Cheers up on the market, saddening the entire gang, with the exception of Diane, who is proud that Sam put Mia before his business. Sam gets the duty of watching Mia for the day, while Diane and Kelly go attempt figure skating to work off the weight from their pregnancies.

361 - Mama Mia
Mia's sleeping scheduled is destroyed when Norm and Cliff show up for a late night viewing of "The Magnificent Seven", Diane finally gets a view of why Carla can be so wicked, and nothing makes Carla happier, than Diane in misery.

362 - Pre-Med
Diane's plans for the future go to far when a college recruiter shows up expecting to see a 17 or 18 year old, only to find a 3 month old baby. Meanwhile, Cliff and Norm get into the ultimate dispuit over who was the better Darren on "Bewitched".

7 more episodes coming soon....


Then on to
Cheers - Season 16

(no REDO, itll be completely original)

I like it :) I'm not crazy about the idea of Sam selling the bar again but its still really good. :D

Well nothing's official, and somebody DOES have a load of money.

363 - Mother In-Law
For the first time since the wedding, Mummy Chambers shows up at the bar, demanding that Diane and Sam allow her more time with her grand-daughter. Diane insists that Mia spends the day with Mummy, but Sam isn't so trusting, reminding Diane of her mother's unstableness since lossing all of her money. But eventually, Sam accepts the fact the Mummy is here to stay, until he discovers that she really is, hear to stay.

364 - I've Seen Trees of Green
Mia turns 4 months old, and Sam and Diane celebrate by bringing Mia on her first picnic along with their new house-mate Mummy, Helen Chambers. The entire gang crashs the picnic, and Diane realizes that they will NEVER be gone.

365 - First Come, First Serve
Sam finds running the bar very difficuly, especially when it's up for sale. He just cant find the time or money to do it all, so he makes a rule. If you're a regular, and you're the first one there, you work for an hour, free of pay. Many of the regulars are upset by this, and begin to plan business elsewhere, until Sam drops the rule.

4 more episodes coming soon....

366 - Pain In My....
Mummy begins to feel a huge pain in her lower back, and goes to get it checked, and discovers that she has broken one of the disks in her spinal cord. Unable to walk for the next two weeks, she demands that Sam carry her everywhere, now that Bogs is no longer around.

367 - The Day The Norm Stood Still
Its just a regular day at Cheers. Carla harassing customers, Woody not getting any jokes, Cliff talking on and on about nothing, and Sam frantically trying to sell the bar with Diane at home with Mummy and Mia. Until Norm walks in, and Sam asks him "whatsup?", and he doesn't answer. He just stands there silently, saying nothing. Everyone thinks that Norm has finally "ran out of 'em", until Norm wakes up, and realizes he sleep-walked all the way to Cheers.

368 - Going Once....
Sam gets his first offer for Cheers, by Mr. Gaines, but for $50,000 under the asking price, and Sam wonders if the bar is worth that or not. Meanwhile, Norm and Cliff try to figure out what will happen to bar tabs once Sam sells the place, and if the same "crew" will be working.

369 - Going Twice....
Sam prepares to sign off Cheers to Mr. Gaines, until Sam makes him sign a contract saying that Carla and Woody may NEVER be fired. Mr. Gaines is a bit unsure about this, especially since Woody cheated on his daughter, but he agrees. The plan is almost complete, until Sam gets a phone call with another, better offer.



Cheers - Season 16
COMING SOON!

Cheers - Season 16

Starring
Sam Malone
Diane Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
and
Norm Peterson


375 - Sold!
Immediately after getting the phone call, Sam calls off the deal with Mr. Gaines. Sam tells everybody the news, but nobody is excited, not even Diane. Sam begins to plan his first meeting with the buyer, then he discovers that the buyer is his mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Diane decides to drop the "Chambers" in her name, in order to have the same legal last name as Mia.

^^MY 100th EPISODE!!^^

376 - All In The Family
Mummy begins to make changes in the bar, after all, she IS the new owner. First order of business is to get rid of the television, but she'll have to fight Norm to the death for it. After months of her mother back in town, Diane just now begins to wonder how exactly Mummy came into all of this money, after all, she lost it over 14 years before, and she discovers that Bogs returned everything he ever embesseled, when he ran off with a Vegas Show Girl.

this is the beginning of the end.
only this season, and then 17.
then Cheers must call it quits.

maybe a spinoff.

Oh Sammy you sold the bar! That's okay she'll come back to him.....lol

377 - The Perfect Date
Diane sets up the perfect date for her and Sam, a baseball game in the afternoon, followed by an early dinner, then off to the opera. While Mummy takes care of Mia. But the plans get shaken up when Robin Colcord returns and Diane finds herself very attracted to him, and considers cheating on Sam. Nobody can resist an English accent.

378 - Biscuits and Tea
When Sam discovers that Robin is back in town, he begins to get worried, but when he finds out that Diane is attracted to him, he begins to get angry. Sam and Robin go into another ultimate showdown, landing in a gym, and a game of one on one. Ultimately, Sammy wins, kicking Robin out of the bar forever, until he is reminded that he doesn't own the bar anymore, and that Robin is free to be there for however long he wants.

379 - Tormenting The Mayday
Robin Colcord continues to annoy Sam by tormenting him by coming into the bar whenever he pleases, and flirting with Diane. Sam realizes what he has to do, and begins his fight to get Cheers back.

380 - Happy Birthday, Mia Malone
Mia turns 1 years old, and Diane wonders if she'll have a speech-inpediment, because she shows no sign of talking. Until the day before her party, when she's left with Norm and Cliff. The next day at the party, Mia can be heard babbling on about nothing, and nobody can help but blame Cliff.

20 episodes coming soon, I may end it this season.
400, nice even number.

Yeah.... the final season of Cheers....
only 20 episodes left.

I LOVE IT! Sammy fighting to get the bar back. That's great!

381 - Au Revoir, Monsieur Mayday
The day after Mia's birthday, Sam and Diane are stuck cleaning up Cheers for "Mummy Dearest", Sam realizes he can't take it anymore, and quits his job at Cheers. Now he must live with his boss that he just quit from, and deal with her at home. Sam decides to give Mummy the choices, either she never gets to see Mia again, or Sam gets Cheers back. Mummy doesnt agree, and demands to see her granddaughter.

382 - Long Gone From Cheers
Sam hasn't been in Cheers for over 2 weeks, and is beginning to miss it. Mummy is making his life at home a living hell, but Sam needs the job, and begs to get it back. Meanwhile, Diane officially quits Cheers once and for all, to finish Sam's biography.


383 - The Postman Delivers Love Letters, No More
Cliff comes to the realization that he will never have a love life, and that even his own mother would run out on him. Meanwhile, Mia begins to talk, and everybody at Cheers is forced to be on their best behavior, but Daddy slips during a fight with Mommy, and Mia learns some new words.



EDIT: I got rid of an episode.... Ill put more up soon.

lol tim I hadn't read any of them for a while!! They are so good. lol Mia Elizabeth Malone. lol I don't know why the name "Elizabeth" for their daughter is so perfect!

It's great!!

I was gonna name her Elizabeth, but then I thought of legal problems.

Originally posted by barwars88
I was gonna name her Elizabeth, but then I thought of legal problems.

:lol: Elizabeth Barrett Malone

I got rid of the last 2 episodes i put up.
Seemed to quick.

My version of season 6.... coming soon.

Cheers - Season 6 REDO

Starring:
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers
Carla Tortelli
Cliff Clavin
Woody Boyd
Dr. Frasier Crane
and
Norm Peterson



coming soon....

Originally posted by barwars88
My version of season 6.... coming soon.

Cheers - Season 6 REDO

Starring:
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers
Carla Tortelli
John Ratzenberger
Woody Boyd
Dr. Frasier Crane
and
Norm Peterson



coming soon....

:lol: I see your hatred towards rebecca finally took over.

My bad.... just fixed it.

Make that Cliff Clavin.



And yes, the hatred has taken over.


The hatred started BEFORE i became a Diane fan.
Now its worse.

Perhaps you should purchase this handy remote I found on found on my trip to Fantasy Island.

Ill take two.



Please.

Nevermind....

maybe it was best Diane left....

384 - Are These Kosher?
Diane is stuck in bed sick, and Sam has to go grocery shopping. Sam figures' what the heck, it's not a problem. So, Diane rights him out a list, in the form of a poem, and Sam burns the list, to prove he can shop for his family on his own. But what he doesn't realize, is that everything he bought, was Kosher. Meanwhile, Kelly contemplates becoming Jewish, but her father demands she doesn't, so, against his will, Kelly begins study Juadism.

16 episodes coming soon....
I might go onto Season 17.... dont know....

385 - Only You
Ma Clavin, comes back. And after weeks of studying to become Jewish, Woody demands that Kelly stop, reminding her that they won't be able to be married if she does turn to Juaism. After thinking about it, Woody expects her to have quit, but she decides to become a Rabbi.

Originally posted by barwars88
385 - Only You
DUN DUN DUN. Ma Clavin, comes back.














Yeah, its short, but it speaks for itself.

OMG out of all of the love songs in the world...my ALLTIME FAVORITE is "Only You"

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun da dun

Only you
can make this world seem right
Only you
can take this heart of mine
Only you, and you alone can thrill me like you do
and fill my heart with love for only you
wa wa wa wa

Ooonly you can make a change in me
For it's true you are my destiny
When you hold my hand I understand
the magic that you do
you're my dreams come true
my one and only you.....

SOrry I'm what you call a hopeless romantic.

Glad you like it, maybe you won't be as mad now.... when I kill off Sam.

386 - That's My Bed!
Cliff has to deal with Ma Clavin and her new husband, Hue Grolier, moving into his tiny condo. There just isnt enough space, and Cliff is kicked out of his own home. Temporarily, Sam lets him shack up at Cheers, without Mummy's consent.
(and Sam doesnt even work there anymore)


387 - Dejavu
Sam comes down to his final wit, and offers Mummy the choice, or either the bar, or Diane. Mummy fights for the fact that Diane can meet with anyone she's wants to, until Diane goes along with the plan, they need the money. Unable to leave her daughter again, Mummy sells Sam the bar for a total of $287.
SAMMYS GOT THE BAR BACK
SAMMYS GOT THE BAR BACK
SAMMYS GOT THE BAR BACK

13 episodes until Season 17....
it will go on.

388 - Half and Half
For the second time, Sam gets Cheers back. Throughout the episode he tries to make the bar his own again, until Diane takes over the modeling plans, reminding him that EVERYTHING is half hers.

389 - I Dream of A Bewitched Jeannie
Late one night in the bar, Norm and Cliff continue to fight over Bewitched/I Dream of Jeannie, until the break the remote, and are too lazy to get up and change the channels themselves. Norm and Cliff continue to fight until they leave, and Sam falls asleep wondering what it would be like if Samantha and Jeannie were real. DREAM SEQUENCE:Samantha and Jeannie come into Cheers, both looking for Sam, and they get into a fight over who Sam wants more. Until Diane joins in.




11 more....

390 - Harley Clavinson
Ma Clavin gets her and Hue their own place, and Cliff moves back into his condo. He then discovers the new neighbor, who's about his age, but LOVES motorcycles, so Cliff wastes some of his retirement money, and buys himself a Harley. But even a fancy motorcycle couldnt win over his new neighbor, Maggie's already taken.

9 episodes, until....

Cheers - 400th Extravangza (Season 16 finale)






yeah, its corny.
but.... oh well.

WHAT?!?!?!TIM YOU CANNOT i REPEAT CANNOT kill off the main character!!!!!

It's sammy he's eternal...kill cliff, woody, carla, or Norm off..or um...kill lilith off and bring back Kelsey....

Don't kill off anybody! :eek:

Then again, if you bring back Robin you could kill him off. ;)

I was kidding about killing Sammy, but it does seem like a good idea all of a sudden.



Second thought, maybe not.



Bring back Frasier.... hmm.
maybe....
wait till 400.

Originally posted by barwars88
I was kidding about killing Sammy, but it does seem like a good idea all of a sudden.



Second thought, maybe not.



Bring back Frasier.... hmm.
maybe....
wait till 400.

:lets out a breath of relief: OH...lol I was like "No dammit!! They finally have their life together and now your gonna kill him??!" lol

calm down.... just calm down.
goosfraba.







391 - The Magster
Cliff's old love interest Maggie, returns to Boston, she has rented the apartment next door to Cliff, and has been spying on him for over 2 weeks. After embarassing himself with the motorcycle, Maggie reveals herself, and her 4 children. Meanwhile, back at the Malone's, Mia turns 18 months, and is talking up a storm. But she doesnt cooperate with potty-training so easily.

392 - An Unexpected Deadline
Diane and Sam have been working together on his autobiography since they signed the deal for the book, but now, they need to cram to fit the past 9 years into his autobiography, including losing the bar, losing Diane, Diane's return, and becoming a father. To make matters worse, the book is due in 2 weeks, or they get no final paycheck. After cramming 2 weeks straight, they finish the book and send it off to the publisher.
It gets lost in the mail, and the deal is off.

I like Maggie, I always thought she and Cliff belonged together.

Originally posted by barwars88
392 - An Unexpected Deadline
Diane and Sam have been working together on his autobiography since they signed the deal for the book, but now, they need to cram to fit the past 9 years into his autobiography, including losing the bar, losing Diane, Diane's return, and becoming a father. To make matters worse, the book is due in 2 weeks, or they get no final paycheck. After cramming 2 weeks straight, they finish the book and send it off to the publisher.
It gets lost in the mail, and the deal is off.

OH! That would be such a great Sam and Diane episode if it aired....

393 - Nine Two Five (Part 1)
Diane realizes that Sam's salary alone can not support the family, even if the publishing company is reconsidering the book deal. So, she sets out to find a new job, and lands one at the local 7-11. Meanwhile, Hue Grolier and Cliff begin to get at eachothers throats for everything, and demands that Ma Clavin choose between the two.

394 - Nine Two Five (Part 2)
Diane's job as a gas pump at the 7-11 doesn't last for long, and she finds herself crawling back to her husband for a job at Cheers. Sam teases her by "thinking over" the idea of working with his wife, but in the end, Diane ends back up at Cheers. And Ma Clavin chooses to be with Hue Grolier over her own son, telling him to get his own life.

395 - The Expecting Carla
After bad luck with her past loves (Eddie and John Allen Hill), Carla gives up on men once and for all, until Jake Sampsonite comes into her life. He's an old skipper that ran a fishing business in Honolulu, and has come to Boston to meet with some expected buyers. Jake comes into Cheers for a beer late one night, and the two fall for eachother immediately. But suprisingly, they're very different, he's a bit older, but he's the nicest person you'd ever meet.

396 - The Suspicion of Cliff
Months after leaving the post office, the gang at Cheers finally decide to look deeper into exactly why Cliff ever left his job, for UPS. Meanwhile, Cliff thinks there planning a suprise party for him, and embarasses himself to death.

397 - A Triumphant Return
After the embarassment of his "suprise party", Cliff decides to leave UPS once and forall, and return to the trusty US Postal Service. So, he quits his job, and heads for the post office, but they dont take him back.

398 - No Friend Of Diane's
Diane's old friend, Rebecca Proud, returns to Cheers, along with her fiance. She comes to thank Diane for that day over 15 years ago when she changed her life, by showing her everyone can find true love. But Rebecca still has a passion for Sam, and tries to take him back (even though she never had him).

399 - Far And Away
After several weeks of being out of work, Cliff gets his trusty job back at the Post Office, the day Ma Clavin comes back into his life, along with her husband. Meanwhile, Carla's new love, Jake, proposes at the bar, and the two decide to run off to Honolulu to get married. And Kelly decides not to become a Rabbi, and is hired back at Cheers.

Cheers 400 .... coming soon.

Cheers 400
A retrospective look with the entire cast, past and present, at the past 399 episodes. A two hour long event with special guests - Kelsey Grammer, Bebe Neuwirth, Paul Wilson, and Kirstie Alley. With a special tribute to Nicholas Colasanto, along with bloopers, and a sneak peek of the next season.

Cheers - Season 17
coming soon....

Cheers - Season 17

Starring:
Sam Malone
Diane Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
and
Norm Peterson

I went back and edited some episodes, mixing in Woody and Kelly (kinda forgot about 'em)

So, if you dont look back a couple pages, some things might not make sense.

401 - Goin To The Chapel, of Love, Hawaii (Part 1)
The morning after Jake proposes, he and Carla fly off to Honolulu for a wedding getaway, and the entire bar is invited! While in Hawaii, Woody, Norm, Cliff and Sam take a stab at surfing, but they all fail miserably. Carla's third attempt at marriage, is almost a complete success, until an unexpected guest shows up.

402 - Goin To The Chapel, of Love, Hawaii (Part 2)
Just before they say "I Do", Nick Tortelli (Carla's ex), shows up out of nowhere. Nick comes to tell Carla that he has a TV repair shop waiting for them back in Boston, but he can't seem to get it into his head that Carla loves Jake, and the wedding goes on. At the reception, Carla and Nick reconcile. Then Nick drops dead.

403 - Half-Assiversary
It's been 6 months since Carla's wedding, but a lot has changed. Sam and Diane are now temporarily seperated, as Mia turns 2 years old. Norm is the same as ever, but now without a job, due to budget cuts throughout the city. Cliff is working at the Post Office, but has ended his days as a route-deliverer. Woody and Kelly, along with there 2 children, are as happy as ever. And Carla and Jake have been living the perfect lives since they've come back.
But Jake forgets their half-anniversary, and he gets the "beat-down" from Carla. After fighting for hours, Jake finds himself spending the night at Cheers with Sam, who is now living there until the "trial-seperation" is over.

404 - Operation Seperation
After nearly 3 months of trial seperation, Diane's pyschiatrist still recommends that she and Sam continue the trial. Sam has been controlling his emotions very well, until the oppurtunity to date comes up. Sam makes plans, but never goes through with them, when he gets Mia for the night.

405 - Back At Bat
As the 10th week of Sam and Diane's trial seperation begins, Sam tries to make the best of it, and asks Carla to bring THE BOOK back from the wine cellar of the bar (where she hid it away the night of Sam and Diane's wedding). Sam finally gets himself back into the game, but doesn't find himself having any fun. So, after a few dull boring dates, Sam spends his nights hanging out at Cheers with Norm and Cliff.

406 - Irritatting Intellect
Even though she and Sam are still in seperation, Diane comes back to work at Cheers (she owns half of it), and makes Sam's life a living hell. Diane holds book club meetings almost every night, along with poetry contests, and the new "reading corner". After a couple weeks of this, Sam and Diane begin to notice business going down. Along with less frequent visits from the regulars, so Diane calls it quits.

407 - The Dating Game
Woody and Kelly set Diane up on a perfect date with Kelly's cousin. All goes well, until Sam shows up with his date. At the restaurant, they decide to make it a double date. At the end of the evening, Sam finds himself going home with the waitress, but when he sees Diane all alone, he lets her go. Sam and Diane kiss, and decide to head back home together, until Diane stops Sam and reminds him of their seperation agreement.

I'm so confused with this seperation thing... so Sam and Diane broke up?

I think I missed an episode or something...

408 - The Sampsonites Vs. The Boyds
comings soon....

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
I'm so confused with this seperation thing... so Sam and Diane broke up?

I think I missed an episode or something...

Nevermind, I get it now.

After Carla's wedding, 6 months went bye.
And now Sam and Diane are in "trial seperation", for various reasons.


But.... they might get back together.

408 - The Sampsonites Vs. The Boyds
Jake and Carla plan their first dinner party since getting married. But its the same night as Woody and Kelly's annual bash. At work, Carla and Kelly get into a heated feud, but no resolution is solved. Norm and Cliff find themselves torn between the parties, while Sam and Diane scurry to find dates.

409 - Vacation Sammy
coming soon....

409 - Vacation Sammy (Part 1)
With only a month left of the trial seperation, Sam decides to go on a little vacation. He decides to bring along Norm, Cliff and Woody, while he leaves the bar to Diane, Carla and Kelly. On the cruise, the guys get themselves into all sorts of trouble, including Sam's hairpiece blowing off in the wind, along with losing Woody for 2 entire days. Meanwhile, back at the bar, all hell has broken lose. Carla has attempted to kill Diane once and for all, while Diane attempts to bring back the book corner. And Kelly is oblivious to all, until the bar is held up.

410 - Vacation Sammy (Part 2)
Eventually, Woody is found, but falls overboard with the ship docks up to shore. Meanwhile, Kelly is held at gunpoint by a crazed man asking for all the money in the bar. Quickly, she hands it over, until Diane confronts the man, to see exactly what would drive him to hold up the bar. The crazed man then triggers the gun, and shoots a shot-glass. Carla, Diane, and Kelly think that this may be the end, until Phil returns from his trip around the world, and knocks out the burglar.

411 - Information
coming soon....

411 - Information
After his triumphant return, Phil explains to the gang at Cheers that he found his son in New Zealand, but he let him go, because he has a life of his own now. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane meet at their consoling session one last time before they get back together, and suprisingly, Sam asks to extend the trial seperation an extra two months.

if anybody wants to write scripts for any of my episodes.... go ahead.

412 - Nobody's Perfect
Startled by Sam asking to extend the seperation, Diane decides to sell her share in Cheers. Suppossedly, Mr. Gaines takes her up on the offer, and he and Sam become business partners. Mr. Gaines is driving everyone at Cheers crazy, including his daughter. Sam ends up pleaing for Diane to come back, and then she tells him that Mr. Gaines was hired just to get him back for extending the trial seperation. Diane decides she wants Sam back, but he doesnt want her, and the seperation goes on.

413 - One Month From Thursday
Diane is now back at Cheers fulltime, with a new babysitter taking care of Mia, even though Sam and Diane are still seperated. Diane catches Sam marking down the days until they suppossedly get back together. When Diane confronts him about, Sam goes bizerke, and decides he can't handle her anymore, and runs out of Cheers.

414 - Gone For Good
Sam hasnt been to Cheers in over 2 weeks, and nobody has heard from him. Diane has taken full comand over the bar, until Carla and Kelly discover its 2 against 1. Now with Carla and Kelly in control, free beers all around. Norm and Cliff have reached heaven, along with the fact that a Mr. Ed marathon is airing on TV.

415 - Not So Good To Be Gone
Sam returns to Cheers and crawls back to Diane, immediately, they get back together, and Sam takes back control of Cheers. And the free beer slows down for Norm and Cliff. Meanwhile, Broadway agents are traveling around the country, and they've stopped by in Boston, and Woody gets a part in "Beauty & The Beast."

416 - On Broadway
Woody finishes up packing for New York, where he's off to be a Broadway musical. When he gets there, he discovers that he was only hired to play a coat rack for a 1 minute and 30 seconds. Woody turns down the job, but cant face coming back to Cheers, so he and Kelly stay in New York for a couple of days. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane, happily back together, must act like they are still seperated when they meet their conselor one final time. At the session, they get into a heated fight, and Diane decides to end it once and forall, and begins to file divorce.

417 - Intellectually Independent
coming soon....






then 7 more after that.... and onto Season 18.

I was all excited that they got back together then they broke up again... they better not go through with the divorce!

I still give it two thumbs up. :)

thanks!

your avatar is great!


they may get back together.... eventually.

417 - Intellectually Independent
Diane has filed for divorce, and is leaving her job at Cheers. She has handed over her share in the bar to Sam, who now has complete control over the bar. But not the bottle. Diane is going back to college, and she is studying to become an English major (once again), and to teach at her former highschool. Meanwhile, the gang at Cheers is desperate to get Sam off the bottle, and they call up the one and only, Dr. Frasier Crane.

418 - The Crane That Flew From Seattle
coming soon....

418 - The Crane That Flew From Seattle
When Sam finds out that Frasier is coming back to Boston, only to help Sam with his drinking problem, Sam quickly tries to clean up his act. Sam tries to stop drinking before the doc arrives, but he can't help it. Frasier arrives, and begins his sessions with Sam. Frasier reminds Sam why he's on the bottle, and that without Diane, he might as well be dead.

419 - Malone & Crane at Gunpoint
Even after 3 weeks of sessions every day, Sam shows no sign of slowing down his boozing, so Frasier reaches drastic measures. He pulls out a gun, and demands that Sam either give up drinking once and for all, or Frasier pulls the trigger on both Sam and himself. Sam says go ahead, its quicker than suicide. Frasier pulls the trigger, and Sam jumps back from the desk, as bubbles pop out of the gun. And Sam opens the desk, pulls out a bottle cap (Endless Slumper), ands runs off out of the bar shouting "Im coming home!"

420 - In Bed With A Good Book
(Picking up right where episode 419 left off) Sam rushes into his house, to tell Diane he's off the bottle, and that he loves her more than anything in the world. He rushes down the hallway, up the stairs, and into the bedroom. Only to find Diane in bed with another man, Philip Semenko. Meanwhile, just before Frasier leaves back for Seattle, he is seen kissing a pale, skinny, woman with black hair, wearing a gray suit. But they never hear from him again.

4 more coming soon....

421 - I'll Be Seeing You.... At Breakfast
Although already furious, when Sam finds out that the man Diane slept with was Semenko, he goes crazy. After a furious fight between Sam, Diane and Semenko, Semenko is forced to leave the house. Once Sam and Diane are back together, they get "back together". The next day at Cheers, Semenko comes to get back Diane, but Sam kicks him out before Diane finds out he came back for her.

422 - Burn Him For The Steak
Carla and Jake hold their first annual cookout in their new home, where Sam and Diane make the announcement that they are back together for good. When Carla here's the news, she cancels the barbeque, and kicks everyone out of her backyard. Once everybody leaves, Norm and Cliff come back to take the food, but when Carla catches them, all hell breaks loose.

423 - Beneath The Basement
While in the wine cellar of the bar one day, Woody discovers a trap door. So, he and Carla decide to check it out. Behind one of the wine racks, is a door, that leads to a hallway, that ends in a small room. When Sam finds out about the hidden room, he decides to check it out for himself, but gets stuck. After about 8 hours in the tiny room, the firemen finally come to safe him.
(Even though most of this takes place in the wine cellar, you still never see it)

424 - Together Again
After 13 months of an on again, off again, seperation with eachother, Sam and Diane must come to one last consoling session. At the session, Sam and Diane get into yet another fight, but ultimated end in eachothers' arms, and back in love. Meanwhile, Norm gets a job offer from an accounting corporation in Pittsburgh.





Cheers - Season 18

Starring:
Sam Malone
Diane Malone
Carla Sampsonite
Woody Boyd
Kelly Boyd
Cliff Clavin
and
Norm Peterson



Laura Gordon, The New Girl
A young, 26 year old African-American girl. When Mr. Gaines needs help up at Melville's, his friends daughter, Laura, takes over. She becomes quick friends with everyone in the bar, especially Diane, since she's an inspiring writer. And she tries to keep Norm and Cliff "up with the times".

I love it tim...what year are we on right now? lol


Season 18 : 1999-2000 WOW that would've have been AWESOME!!!!!

425 - Upstairs, Under New Management
After realizing the work load of managing a business, Mr. Gaines hires Laura Gordon to manage, and take complete responsibility for Melville's. Laura gives Mr. Gaines the retirement party of a lifetime, but forgets to invite his own daughter and son-in-law.

426 - Ohh Canada
When Sam attends a Red Sox reunion, he discovers that some of his old buddies have skipped out on America, and ran off to Canada. When one of them invites him and Diane to "cross the boarder" for a weekend in Montreal, Sam is a little skeptic, and he reveals his fear of Canadians. And Norm turns down the job offer from Pittsburgh.

This is my 3rd version of Cheers - Season 12.
Some episodes have been taken out, some have been added, and others have been taken from other "future" seasons of Cheers, in order to make the best season possible.

Enjoy....

One For The Road, NEVER occured according to my fanfic.
The last 3 episodes of Season 11 (replacing One For The Road) are now....

273 - Rebecca, In Love (part 1)
Sam's vette is in the shop, and he can't find a ride to his sex addicts group. Sam finds himself begging Cliff to bring him to the meeting, revealing there's a "certain someone" there. Rebecca's new boyfriend, Don Santry, brings her on the perfect date, fullfilling every dream of Rebecca's. At the end of the night, Rebecca and Don find themselves alone at Cheers, and Don proposes.

274 - Rebecca, In Love (part 2)
After the proposal, Rebecca finds herself in shock, and tells Don that shes need to be alone to think about it. The next day at Cheers, Rebecca begins to wonder if Don is for her, and asks the gang what they think. Everybody tells her she should go for it, and in the end, she says yes.

275 - Rebecca, In Love (part 3)
Rebecca and Don begin planning they're perfect wedding. After fighting over traditional/contemporary fashions, what kind of flowers, which Church to marry in, Rebecca and Don call it all off. Thinking that Rebecca and Don have split up, the next day at Cheers, Sam holds a huge suprise party for Rebecca. Everybody goes on to say how they never really did like Don. Then Rebecca reveals that they eloped the night before, and her decision to leave Cheers.



Cheers - Season 12 - 3.0
Sam Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
Paul Krapence
and Norm Peterson

276 - Frasier Has Left The Building (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78575)
Frasier and Lilith finalize their divorce, but Frasier leaves one more plea for love, but Lilith never finds it, and Frasier thinks she just won't respond. The gang at Cheers plans a huge good-bye bash for Frasier as he leaves Cheers to begin his new life in his hometown of Seattle. Meanwhile, Norm, Cliff, Woody, Sam, and Carla FINALLY let Paul and Kelly in on everything they do, with the exception of one thing.... the Magnificent Seven.

277 - Confessions and Card Tricks (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80478)
Lilith returns to Cheers for the first time since she and Frasier divorced. Lilith finds an extreme liking to Sam, and vice-versa. They begin dating, until Lilith mistakingly calls Sam Frasier, and they break it off confessing it would have never worked outside of the sex. Meanwhile, back at Cheers, Harry The Hat returns and takes Woody and Kelly for all they’ve got.

278 - Norm and Cliff's Bogus Journey (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=1293801#post1293801)
Norm and Cliff decide to medle with Woody and Kelly, telling Woody that Kelly is pregnant with twins. Kelly decides to play along. Norm and Cliff trick Woody into thinking that Kelly has gone into labor, and they go off to the hospital with him. Meanwhile back at the bar, Sam gets his foot stuck in a pocket on the pool table, after everyone has left. Finally Kelly walks in looking for Woody from the terrible storm, and runs to help Sam, but she goes into labor.

279 - Boyd or Girl
Sam still has his foot stuck in the pool table as Kelly is in labor. After hours of coaching her through it, him on the pool table, she on the couch, Carla comes in and helps Sam out of the pool table. Carla takes over the coaching as Sam calls the hospital, but the phone lines are all out from the storm. Woody and Norm arrive looking for Kelly, she never came home the night before. Lilith arrives looking for Sam, who was supposed to take Frederick for the day, and she successfully delivers Kelly's baby boy.

280 - What's in a Name?
Kelly and Woody have to decide a name for the baby, but they can never agree on one name. They decide to bring the baby to Cheers for the first time since it's birth 2 weeks before to ask the gang what they think of the names they suggest. Everyone suggests some whacked-out names, until Lilith says that Woody would make a fine name. Seeing that Lilith DID deliver the baby, and that it IS Woody's name, Kelly and Woody name "baby boy Boyd" Huckelbury Woodrow Tiberius Boyd Jr. (Woody for short)

*281 - Ohh Canada*
When Sam attends a Red Sox reunion, he discovers that some of his old buddies have left America, and ran off to Canada. When one of them invites him to "cross the boarder" for a weekend in Montreal, Sam is a little skeptic, and he reveals his fear of Canadians. Desperate for help, Sam hires Kelly to work at Cheers now that both Rebecca and Woody are gone.

282 - Uncle Sam Strikes Out
Lilith has a very important meeting on the same day as Frederick's "Take Your Parent to School Day." Lilith pleas for Sam to help her out. Sam decides to highlight his baseball days, but when he starts to talk about taking up the bottle, all of the parents force him to leave, saying he's rotting the children's minds. Meanwhile, back at the bar, reteaching Kelly to wait tables is driving Carla insane.

*283 - Lost Phil, Lost Pills*
Phil goes missing for about 2 weeks, Norm Cliff and Paul set out to find him, discovering he has a wife, a son, and a daughter. His son fled the country 3 weeks before and Phil left Beantown to find him, somewhere in Mexico. Meanwhile, as Woody and Kelly FINALLY finish unpacking in their new house, Mr. Gaines comes to visit and loses his "pills", Kelly put them in her seltzer water, thinking they were used to get rid of gas. Scared for his daughter's life, Mr. Gaines searches the entire house shooting out any cup in sight.

284 - Gary Gets Lucky
Sam installs a mini-lotto machine in the corner of the bar to attract new, young customers. After realizing Gary's Old Town Tavern is gone forever, all of the regulars come on over to Cheers, giving Sam customers, just not the kind he was expecting. Late one night, Gary himself shows up, all boozed-up and tries out the lotto-machine with his last quarter, and he hits the jackpot, $689,000. Enough money to build a new bar, and take his regulars back.

285 - Postal Pursuit
Cliff returns from the annual Postal Convention, along with his newfound nemesis, Neumann (of Seinfeld fame), just to prove who really knows more about nothing. In a battle to end the war, Cliff and Neumann go head-to-head in a game of Trivial Pursuit. Throughout the game, Neumann learns about the infamous Robin Colcord and Rebecca affair, Frasier’s death leap and Andy Andy. After losing the "Know-it-all for Nothing" competition, Neumann goes to find Gary and give him the dirt, in exchange for $2000.

286 - Attack of the Andy Andy
Gary's lotto check finally clears, and he starts his perfect prank, thanks to Neumann. Gary finds Andy Andy and convinces him to bring a fake bomb into Cheers threatening to blow up the bar in search for Diane. After 8 or 9 hours everyone, including Gary, realizes that the bomb isn't fake at all. Together, Sam and Carla, with the help of Gary, take out Andy Andy, just in time for Lilith to detonate the bomb, but for a charge -- $300,000. Immediately Gary rights her a check, and she puts the money into her rat lab studies. Meanwhile, Ma Clavin is spotted with a mystery man.

*287 - Ma's Fair,well Maybe Not*
Ma Clavin announces that she and her "mystery man", Hue Grolier, are escaping to the beautiful islands of Jamaica for 3 weeks. Unable to have his mother go, Cliff plans to handcuff himself to his Ma. To bad for him, Ma Clavin left 6 hours earlier than she planned to. Meanwhile, Sam begins to seriously date a woman named Sheila, from his sex-addicts group.

288 - We're Open
John Allen Hill reveals his plans to remodel Melville's. Adding several more tables, and a mini-bar. Upset that this will take away his bar customers, Sam attempts to burn Hill's remodeling plans, but he never finds them. Hill puts a closed sign up in front of Melville's for the next 6 weeks, making people think to not come to either Melville's, nor Cheers. Sam loses lots of business and once again, Hill drives him insane.

*289 - Acting, Like a Fool*
Mr. Gaines finds Woody with a "mistress" in Woody's bedroom. Mr. Gaines is convinced that he is cheating on Kelly and informs her right away. Kelly doesnt believe her father, until she sees for herself, and demands a divorce. Meanwhile, Freddy finds his way to Cheers, after he escapes from Chess Camp.

*290 - Still Acting, Like A Fool*
Woody tries to convince Kelly and Mr. Gaines that the "mistress" is only a woman named Chelsea from his acting group, he was only giving her lessons in projecting her voice. Mr. Gaines still doesnt believe him, but Kelly trusts him not to lie. Meanwhile, Sam introduces his new girlfriend, Sheila, to the Cheers gang and Paul suspects his ex-wife is calling for him to come back. He plans a perfectly romantic evening (at least as romantic as Paul gets), only to find her with another man.

*291 - A Broken Postman*
Its been 3 weeks and Cliff finally realizes that Ma Clavin is gone for good. He suddenly stops coming to Cheers, and never gets to delivering the mail. Everyone is worried about him, even Carla, so they plan a big surprise party for him. But he never shows up, saying he'll never leave his apartment until Ma comes back.

*292 - Promotion/Demotion*
Norm gets a huge promotion from his job at city hall, they want him to move to the capital building. Norm accepts, but finds out its one hell of a job. 16 hour days, no weekends, so after only a week at the capital building, Norm goes crawling back to the job at city hall. Meanwhile, Cliff still won't come out of his house and Paul gets a date with a supermodel.

*293 - On The Cliff, In Asia*
Cliff returns to Cheers for the first time in over 2 weeks, with a full grown beard. He makes his statement that he never wants to see or hear from Esther "Ma" Clavin again. Also returning is Phil, from Mexico, but only for a couple of hours, he runs off to find his son in Asia.

294 - Grand Re, We Never Closed
Melville's remodeling is finally complete, and Sam has a "reopening", even though Cheers never closed, business gets really big, and Sam needs some quick help, quickly, he hires an old family friend named Gerald Field as the resident janitor of Cheers. After Melville's week long opening celebration, Sam planned to fire Gerald, until he realizes that he is homeless.

*295 - Taxes and Hidden Lies*
Norm gets his first raise since being hired at city hall, over a year ago. He celebrates by taking the week off, until the mayor realizes that he did his taxes wrong, forgetting the decimal point charging him 700% tax. Which ultimately gets him fired, and back at his resident stool in Cheers.

296 - Rebecca's Out of Luck
For the first time in over a year, Rebecca returns to Cheers begging to come back, Don came into a HUGE sum of money, and left Rebecca, the night she was going to tell him she was pregnant. Sam decides to hire Rebecca until the baby is born, then she gets the phone call about her father's heart attack.

297 - Mr. Howe, And Who Is She? (Part 1)
Rebecca runs off to San Francisco to be with her father, who is very bad shape after the heart attack. Her father tells her that its all her's (the family "fortune"), if she makes sure her mother is well kept and loved. Meanwhile, back at Mr. Gaines mansion, a new maid is hired, Chelsea from Woody's acting group. Woody suddenly finds himself VERY attracted to her, and he cheats on Kelly, for real this time.

298 - Mr. Howe, And Who Is She? (Part 2)
Lilith decides to end her days at Cheers, saying that all it brings is memories of Frasier. After Rebbeca reveals that she is pregnant and that Don has left her, Mr. Howe passes away after a second heart attack and Rebecca is forced to move out to San Francisco to live with her mother, leaving Sam with no help besides Carla and Kelly, back at Cheers. Sam and Woody are chosen to go to San Francisco to represent Cheers at the funeral. But when Kelly goes looking for Woody to tell him the news, she finds him in bed with Chelsea.

299 - Goodbye, Woodsy
Kelly tries to kill Woody with a shovel after finding him with Chelsea. Sam decides to go alone to Mr. Howe's funeral in San Francisco, leaving the bar to Sheila. Sheila kicks Norm out of Cheers, until his tab is paid off. She finally gets Cliff to shut up, and Paul to stop whining. Woody comes crawling back to Cheers looking for a place to live, but Sheila kicks him out. Woody explains to her that he used to work there, but Sheila doesn't listen.

300 - THE 300th
Sam returns from San Francisco with news that Rebecca is gone for good. When he returns, Sam discovers everything that Sheila has done and kicks her out of the bar and his life. Norm returns to Cheers, Cliff goes jabbing on about nothing again, and Carla is back to her honest self again. Late that night a skinny women comes into Cheers, after closing hours with all the lights out, unable to see her face, and begins to look around. She walks into the pool room, and comes out, checks the stairs, and then the office. She closes the office door, and asks "Sam??", and walks into the light revealing, that, it's Diane.



Cheers - Season 13 - 3.0
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Once again, some old episodes, some new ones.
And less bad ones....


Cheers - Season 13 - 3.0
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
Paul Krapence
and Norm Peterson

301 - The Wrong Sam
Sam comes into Cheers one morning, to discover that someone has broken into the bar, but nothing was stolen. He begins to wonder if the bar is safe enough, and then the ultimate threat to the bar shows up, Diane. She comes back to the bar, after her first successful screenplay debuts on NBC, with news that she is married. Sam says that he is happy for Diane and her husband, Samuel Gordon. But Samuel and Diane get into a big fight over his "bad-acting" and everybody finds out he's a fake, and not really Diane's husband.

302 - She Loves Him, Or Not
Diane comes back to Cheers to apologize for lying him like that, and that she has to go on with her life, without him. Sam, disgusted by her return and phony husband, kicks Diane out of Cheers. Diane won't leave and the two find themselves in another "office scene", and in eachother's arms, revealing their love for eachother.

303 - All Those Nights When You've Got No Lights
Diane and Sam return from "an afternoon of friend making", and officially announce that they are together again. Sam also tells everyone that Diane will be waitress/manager of the bar from now on. Sam is so happy he decides to clear everybody's bar tab, then Boston experiences a rolling blackout. The power goes out for over 19 hours, leaving everyone stranded for a "sleepover" at Cheers. Cliff sells his collection of many flashlights to the people of Cheers, until everybody blinds him with them.

304 - Check Is In The Mail
After selling his goal of 150 flashlights, Cliff gets sent a check for $400 for meeting his quota. The check never shows up, and Cliff is forced to confess that he went searching through the mail to find it, and has to pay a $400 fine. The check never does show up, the flashlight company was phony. Meanwhile, Woody moves into Sam's office in Cheers.

305 - And Your Little Angel, Hung The Cat By Its Tail (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89701) (written by the talented Maria, DianeChambers87)
Sam's apartment is being renovated, and Diane graciously offers for him to spend the time with her in her new apartment (which happens to be her old one). When Sam arrives living together is heaven, until he meets Diane's cat, who he tries to kill after it interrupts them during "friend making." Meanwhile, Woody wants to go crawling back to Kelly, but Cliff shows him the "joys" of single living.

306 - Your Third Fiance Didn't Show
Sam asks Sheila to come back to take back her stuff, and Diane discovers that Sam and Sheila were engaged. Diane threatens to kill Sheila if she ever comes near Sam again. Meanwhile, Kelly comes back to Cheers for the first time since Woody's affair to get her man back, but he doesn't accept.

307 - But She Is Your Wife
Diane sets Woody and Kelly up on a blind date with eachother. Woody thinks that Diane wants a date with him, and so does Kelly. Both Woody and Kelly don't show up to the date, not wanting to hurt Sam, and find themselves alone at Cheers, where Diane has a special romantic dinner set up for herself and Sam. Woody and Kelly eat everything and Woody apologizes once and for all. Woody is finally forgiven, and moves back home.

308 - Delicious Diane's
To celebrate her 1 month reunion with Sam, Diane plans a dinner party for her friends at Cheers. Diane gets so into making the dinner plans, she decides to sell her prized crum cakes in a huge bake sale she plans without Sam's consent. Woody and Kelly now happily back together help make various pies and cakes for the sale, but Paul Cliff and Norm eat everything the night before the sale.

309 - Roll Out Of Bed, Mr. Coffee's Dead
After years of being off the bottle, Sam becomes addicted to coffee. He drinks it everywhere, and now that Diane has bought him a Mr. Coffee, he's estatic. Then, one morning, Mr. Coffee breaks down and Sam goes crazy. Meanwhile, back at Cheers, Carla threatens to quit once and for all, unless the "sticklady" gets out.

310 - Mornin's Looking Bright
Sam's having trouble adjusting to daylight savings time, and he wakes up and leaves work at the wrong time day after day. Diane decides to buy him a deluxe alarmclock, that automatically adjusts to daylight savings time. The alarm is a defect and doesnt stop going off, even after being unplugged, driving Sam insane.

311 - And Your Shrink Ran Off To Europe
Diane re-initiates reself into a psychiatric clinic to help her get rid of her never ending facial-tic once and for all. After 3 successful weeks at the clinic, Diane's shrink, Dr. Gerald Fellows, runs off to Europe to meet his mistress, leaving Diane all alone. Meanwhile, everyone considers sending Cliff to get "some help," after he proclaims he had lunch with George Washington.

312 - And Didn't Even Write
Diane's publishing company tells her to have either three chapters in by the end of the week, or the deal is off. Diane begins to cram for the book, but she can't think of anything, so she decide's to get views from the gang at Cheers-- not a good idea. The publishing company, H. R. Puffine - Stuffern, decides to let Diane go, until they learn about her colaboration with Sam on his autobiography.

313 - And Your Husband Wants To Be A Girl
Kelly finds Woody dressed in Woman's clothing and is once and for all convinced to leave him, until he explains. Woody's trying out for a play, in which his character has to dress in drag. Kelly hates the idea, but Woody doesn't listen. In the end, he doesn't get the part.

314 - Mayday Mayday
Sam's first wife, Debra returns, wanting to rekindle there love, as does ex-fiance Sheila. Meanwhile, Sam plans the perfect weekend getaway in Martha's Vineyard. Diane then learns of Debra's return and invites her along. Then Sam realizes that there will be no "friend making," he begs Debra to go home. Then Sheila arrives thinking Sam wanted to rekindle their relationship. Big Mistake. Meanwhile, Norm gets a new secretary.... Vera, and she's driving him insane.

315 - Can You Keep A Secretary?
Sam and Diane return from there get away trip. We find out that Sam and Debra were only married for 4 days, and that Sheila was a former prostitute from Sam's sex addict group, although he never knew. Norm begs Woody to fire Vera, she's driving him insane. Woody fires her, but for a price -- Norm has to paint his house.

316 - The Carpet King Rides Again
After seeing Sam and Diane's new carpet, Woody and Kelly decide to get a new one as well. After the installation, Woody discovers a static shock occurs while walking on the carpet. But the "Carpet King" insists no refunds. So Woody and Kelly are out $700, AND the freedom of shock. So, they hire Norm to pull up the carpet and install a new one. Until they discover the beauty of hardwood floors.

317 - Chambersmaid
Diane finally gets to developing her photos from her years in Europe, and Sam finds one of her in a french maid outfit. Diane confesses that she wasn't really a nanny, and that she was the maid for a very wealthy man in Austria. Then she tells him the truth, that she and the man were lovers, until he passed away.

318 - The Lion Queen
The entire Cheers gang returns from there first siting of "The Lion King" and proclaim it as the best cartoon movie of all time. Cliff and Norm go on impersonating Timon and Pumbaa, leaving Paul out in the cold. Diane goes on to protest the movies racial stereotypes and the fact that it was ripped off of a Japanese movie, giving no recognition. Meanwhile, Sam, Woody, and Carla can't get over the "asanti-sana-squash-banana."

319 - Liar Liar Pants On Fire
Norm's old friends, Clark and Ellen Griswald, comes to visit her at Cheers. Cliff thinks Clark is an old newscaster from NBC's Weekend Update, but nobody believes him. Meanwhile, Sam tries to clean up his office and finds Diane‘s birth certificate, showing she’s actually 2 years YOUNGER than she says.

320 - Bar To The Future
In the middle of watching Back To The Future 2, the VCR breaks, leaving everyone on a cliffhanger. Sam starts to imagine what live would be like in the year 2025 (for the rest of the episode, its the year 2025). Cliff is now a retired mailman, and currently a crossing guard. Norm retired 7 years ago, and like usual, spends his whole life at Cheers. Vera, still hasn't been seen. Carla has had no more children of her own, ending at 8, but she also has 37 grandkids. And Diane, still hasn't written her novel, but she has made many more movies. Woody and Kelly are now married with 6 children, living in the old Gaines Estate, after Mr. Gaines died. And then there's Sam, the same as ever, with 7 proposals to Diane under his belt, but they're still together. Cheers isn't that much different either, Carla, Woody, and Sam all still work there, doesn't look that much different either, with the exception of the big flat screen TV on the wall where the world map used to be, and that beer is now being pumped directly from the factory to the Bar.

321 - Bar To The Future, Part II
Sam awakes from his dream, to find himself back in Cheers, 1995, but decorated for a wedding. Sam then realizes he's wearing a tux, and that this is HIS wedding to Diane. Sam has no recognition of proposing or discussing a wedding, and it's not a dream. Norm, Cliff, Paul, Woody, Kelly and even Carla all watch from the side. Mummy's there, along with Bogs. Frasier and Lilith along with Frederick. Rebecca and Don are also standing bye. And walking Diane down the isle, sending her off.... is Coach.
You never see Sam and Diane say “I do.” The episode ends with Coach handing Diane off to Sam.



Cheers - Season 14 - 3.0
coming soon....

427 - A New Friend
After managing Melville's for over 3 weeks, Laura Gordon makes her first casual visit to Cheers. Immediately, she makes friends with Diane, since Laura is an inspiring writer, much like Diane. But with the friendship comes intense competition. Laura also becomes friends with Woody, Kelly, Carla, and Norm. But Sam is a little worried about her. And Cliff thinks that he may be in love with her.

428 - Published
Since they missed their deadline with their first publisher, Sam and Diane have changed publishers, and their book is on the way to stores. After the book is published, the entire gang at Cheers gives Sam the silent treatment for not including them in the biography. Sam tries to explain is was Diane's idea to leave their names to the imagination of the reader. After the initial 100,000 copy shipment sells out in less then 1 week, Diane begins to wonder where all of Sam's fans are hiding. Until she discovers a closest full of 40,000 copies of MAYDAY: The Sam Malone Story.

429 - Alone At Last
When Diane catchs Sam and Laura alone, she can't help but think he's cheating on here. Meanwhile, Jake tries to trick Carla into agreeing to move back to Honolulu, since he can't stand the weather. When Sam and Laura are alone again, Laura makes a move on him, but Sam turns her down, and comes home to his wife.

430 - Write Place, Wrong Time
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i LOVE LOVE LOVE it continue

this is good- I mean really good! I can't get over how many seasons you've written! It's so incredibly amazing! Keep up the great work! I can't wait to read more!

thanks everybody!!

more soon....

430 - Write Place, Wrong Time
After the mediocre release of Sam's autobiography, Diane gives up on her dreams of becoming a novelist. Laura Gordon, tries to get Diane out of her slump, but nothing works, until she suggests that they write a book, together. Meanwhile, they couldnt have picked a worse time to write, when the Bosox are heading for the playoffs.

431 - Cursed Out
When the Red Sox make the playoffs, everyone at the bar cant help but cheer, even Diane. But when they find out when they're up against the Yanks, everyone is sure that "this is the year". After 6 games, the series is tied. And when the Yanks win the playoffs, riots breakout within the city, and the bar. But when the gang finds out Laura is a Yankee fan, they give her the silent treatment, and let Carla handle her.

bwahahaha laura must die

Thanks for spoiling my master plan!!

432 - Sucker Born Every Minute

433 - 18th Green


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