432 - Sucker Born Every Minute
When the Malones go on a one week vacation, they hand the bar over to Woody. But nothing goes as planned. Woody destroys the orders, and gets stuck with TONS of pretzels, and a shortage of the beer on tap. When Sam and Diane return to find out what has happened, Kelly tries to protect Woody, but he confesses. And Sam decides never to put Woody in charge again.

433 - 18th Green
When Sam is invited to attend a game of golf, then an early brunch, by the publishers of his autobiography, Diane becomes furious. She crashes the game of golf, and shows off her VERY bad "skills". After humilating both Sam and herself, Sam decides to give Diane golfing lessons, where she succeeds immediately, and is invited to a tournament.

434 - Run Run Robber
After a couple of neighbors experience burglaries, Woody and Kelly just shrug it off. But when the elderly woman down the street is robbed, and beatened, Woody decides to install a deluxe security system. A few nights later, Woody accidentally locks himself out of his own home, and a burglar strikes. Woody catchs the burglar, and is startled to discover that its a woman.

435 - Japanese Invasion
The infamous Evan Drake returns to the United States for the first time in over a decade. He comes to Cheers to discover that Rebecca has left, and that Sam has gotten the bar back. After an afternoon of reuniting, Evan offers Sam $1,000,000 for Cheers, but he doesn't accept. Meanwhile, Drake's Japanese assistant falls for Laura.

436 - Super Barfly Bros.
When Woody gets ahold of an old Super Nintendo from his neighbor's garage sale, he begs for Sam to put in the bar. After hours of trying to set it up, the Super Nintendo finally works. Then Woody faces the trouble of finding some games. After a couple of hours, he returns, and Norm and Cliff get sucked right in. Never giving Woody a chance to play. After Norm and Cliff's drinking slows down, and they begin to play the video games over watching some football or hockey, Sam takes the system out of the bar. And gets himself addicted at home.

11 more episodes coming soon....
including a death in the Cheers family.

lol i love the whole yankees/sox story thing, lol sounds familiar!!! anyway i'm nervous about this whole death :( more soon!

Please don't make it Rebecca! I know you hate her and all, but still...

Rebecca dead.... now THERES an idea.

Yes, it's an idea- a BAD one! :D

I still say Laura must die...either her or kelly...there's just something about Kelly that always annoyed the hell out of me. I always had this deep feeling that woody should have ended up with Rebecca.

lol yes that would have been perfect!!! i agree kelly must die lol

437 - Black and White Christmas presented in black & white
Sam, Diane, Carla, Jake, Woody, and Kelly are all at Cheers busy rapping the Christmas presents for their kids, late on Christmas Eve. While Norm and Cliff are watching "A Christmas Story Marathon" on TNT. When Carla notices that Mia is getting the most gifts out of everyone, she begins to get jealous of Sam and Diane. Everyone gets into a huge fight, with the exception of Norm and Cliff. The next day, the heat goes out in both Carla's and Woody's house. So, they decide to come spend Christmas at Cheers. But when they get their and find Sam and Diane packing EVEN more presents, the fighting begins again. But when all of the children share their presents with eachother, the show turns to color, and everyone forgives eachother- even Carla.

438 - I'll Have The Fish
coming soon....

438 - I'll Have The Fish
Laura personally invites Sam and Diane to a high class dinner party at Melville's, but none of her other "barfly buddies". When they find out about this, they give Sam and Diane the silent treatment, seeing as how "high class" they are now. Diane is thrilled that Carla has stopped her putdowns. But Sam cant take it, and turns down the party to watch some of "the stooges", with the gang.



9 more episodes.... coming soon.

439 - How Cliffy Got His Groove Back
After months of admiration, Cliff finally gets the nerve to ask Laura to dinner. Suprisingly, she accepts. But even more suprisingly, Cliff is "the perfect date", and an excellent dancer. After several nights of dating, they both begin to think they may be in love, until they discover the "dark sides" of eachother. And they end the relationship.

440 - Guess What's For Dinner
Diane's cooking has never been the best, but its gone from bad to worse. When Sam cant even figure out what it is he's eating, he decides to take over the duties of cooking. But when he nearly burns the house down trying to cook the perfect 7 course meal, he decides to take her out to dinner instead, and tell her the truth.

441 - The Forgotten Anniversary
When Sam forgets his 5th wedding anniversary, Diane becomes furious. After 2 days of trying to fix things between them, Sam gives up. Until he realizes that Diane is wrong, and that their anniversary is until the following week. So Sam plans revenge, until he sweeps Diane off her feet, and off to the cape for their REAL anniversary weekend.


6 more coming soon....

442 - I Hate Subtitles
When Diane and Laura try to broaden the films viewed by the gang at Cheers by bringing them to a foreign film festival, Norm and Cliff end up getting themselves kicked out. Feuds begin between Diane and Laura with the rest of the gang, and the all decide to head back to Cheers for a late night viewing of "The Maginicent Seven."

443 - The Carpet King Rides Again
After seeing Sam and Diane's new carpet, Woody and Kelly decide to get a new one as well. After the installation, Woody discovers a static shock occurs while walking on the carpet. But the "Carpet King" insists no refunds. So Woody and Kelly are out $700, AND the freedom of shock. So, they hire Norm to pull up the carpet and install a new one. Until they discover the beauty of hardwood floors.

444 - DEAD (Part 1)
After a dinner party at the Sampsonite's, the gang returns to Cheers to find Laura Gordon -- dead.
Speculation grows as to who would kill her. Suspects include Sam, Cliff, Diane, and the always jealous Kelly. Carla is also suspected, along with the possibility of suicide. But when they discover that she has been shot, Norm also comes into the picture as a suspect, given his new found love for hunting. Everyone is now a prime suspect to the killing, with the exception of Woody and Jake.
Pieces of the puzzle begin to come together pointing to suicide, until they are thrown a curve ball. The knife in Laura's pocket, soaked in blood. With no wounds found on her body (besides the the bullet hole). And Woody with a scar on his leg.

445 - DEAD (Part 2)
After being speculated by the police, the gang at Cheers begin to blame eachother, and begin to fear eachother. When they discover the scar on Woody's leg, they cant help but turn him over, for their own safety. But after pleaing not guilty, and being proven not guilty, along with the rest of the gang, they all think of only one person - Gary. After days of wondering and worrying, the police and gang discover that she drank herself into a stubber and drowned in her own saliva. Seeing that she was found in Sam's bar, he's the one to blame.

446 - DEAD (Part 3)
After Sam is taken to jail, Diane steps up and takes the blame, as does everyone else. When the police further investigate, they discover that they were all at Carla and Jake's dinner party at the time of the death, and that Laura had broken into Cheers to ultimately drink herself to death.






(Ive gone back and taken out Laura as a main character, I mean.... she's already dead)

2 more episodes coming soon.... and then off to Season 19.

447 - Back To Hanover (Part 1)
After returning from Laura's tragic funeral, Woody and Sam get into a heated feud. Woody storms out of Cheers and decides to leave Boston forever. Eventually, he and Sam make up, but Woody gets a call from his parents demanding him to return to Indiana. Sam demands that Woody goes, seeing as he hasnt been back home in over a decade.

448 - Back To Hanover (Part 2)
Woody, Kelly, Woody Jr. and Eloise all take a nice fun filled trip to Hanover. Only to find the town deserted, and Mr and Mrs Boyd -- dead. After trying to cope with the lose of his parents, Woody turns to his many cousins (well, at least who hasnt skipped town yet).



Cheers - Season 19
coming soon....

yesss she's dead!!

Cheers - Season 19


449 - Ch-Ch-Changes
3 months have passed since the death of Laura Gordon, and Mr and Mrs Boyd. Woody and Kelly have not returned, and the gang at Cheers begins to give up all hope that they will. Mia is now approaching 4 years old, and Sam and Diane are happier than ever. Carla and Jake are happily living in their home with 6 of Carla's children. Cliff is working at the post office as normal. And Norm is still job hunting. A man named Gerald Field comes into Cheers looking for Frasier, and a job. So Sam hires him as assistant bartender. Sam and Diane begin to discuss that Mia is the perfect child, and that they should stop at one. Until Diane discovers that she is pregnant, but afraid to tell Sam.


STARRING:
Sam Malone
Diane Malone
Carla Sampsonite
Jake Sampsonite
Cliff Clavin
Mia Malone
Gerald Field
and
Norm Peterson

Gerald Field is the new guy. An older Asian man, who comes into Cheers looking for childhood friend Frasier Crane, but finds himself working behind the bar instead.
Played by "Arnold", from Happy Days

Jake Sampsonite finally becomes a regular, as he begins to spend more time in the bar, preparing for retirement.
Played by the infamous Danny DeVito

Originally posted by barwars88
449 - Ch-Ch-Changes
3 months have passed since the death of Laura Gordon, and Mr and Mrs Boyd. Woody and Kelly have not returned, and the gang at Cheers begins to give up all hope that they will. Mia is now approaching 4 years old, and Sam and Diane are happier than ever. Carla and Jake are happily living in their home with 6 of Carla's children. Cliff is working at the post office as normal. And Norm is still job hunting. A man named Gerald Field comes into Cheers looking for Frasier, and a job. So Sam hires him as assistant bartender. Sam and Diane begin to discuss that Mia is the perfect child, and that they should stop at one. Until Diane discovers that she is pregnant, but afraid to tell Sam.

Cheers - Season 19

STARRING:
Sam Malone
Diane Malone
Carla Sampsonite
Jake Sampsonite
Cliff Clavin
Mia Malone
Gerald Field
and
Norm Peterson

Gerald Field is the new guy. An older Asian man, who comes into Cheers looking for childhood friend Frasier Crane, but finds himself working behind the bar instead.


wait a minute tim...how old IS Diane by now? this would be season 2000 right? she would be like 51....I don't think she can have kids....maybe she thought she was pregnant but it's really menopause.....lol something like that?:crazy:

Thanks for giving away the next episode....

450 - To Be Or Not To Be.... Pregnant
Diane decides to check with an official doctor about being pregnant, before she tells Sam anything. After discovering that its not pregnancy, but menopause, Diane breaks down in tears. When Sam finds about her misunderstanding, the two decide to extend their family, and file for adoption.

Along with Season 19 comes the original spinoff....

Back In Hanover

Starring:

Woody Boyd
Kelly Boyd
Woody Boyd Jr.
Eloise Boyd
Russel Boyd (Woody's cousin)
Chenise Henderson (Woody's cousin)
and
Sam Drucker (from Green Acres)

coming soon....

001 - Give Me A Farm Sometime
coming soon....

Originally posted by barwars88
Thanks for giving away the next episode....

450 - To Be Or Not To Be.... Pregnant
Diane decides to check with an official doctor about being pregnant, before she tells Sam anything. After discovering that its not pregnancy, but menopause, Diane breaks down in tears. When Sam finds about her misunderstanding, the two decide to file for adoption, and to extend their family.


.....sorry....it's still great!

thanks.


more soon....

451 - The "Other" Barflys
coming soon....

451 - The "Other" Barflys
19 seasons, and 450 episodes later.... the "other" barflys finally get to tell their story. Chuck, Steve, Tim, Stan, and Alan finally get to tell it all. After we learn about Chuck and his days as a janitor in the marine biology lab, Steve begins to tell about his job at the local factory, where he works day after day for his nagging wife, who has cheated on him with his own brother. Tim goes on to remind everyone that he is happily retired, with no wife at home. Stan spills the beans about his undying love for animals, and that he has over 15 cats. Alan confesses about his obsession with Star Trek, and that he hasnt missed a convention in 14 years. As the episode comes to an end, Norm and Cliff begin to talk about how they though THEIR lifes were bad. And the door of Cheers slams open.... and in walks Paul.


452 - Paul Power
coming soon....

New ones, old ones.
Hopefully less bad ones....

Cheers - Season 14 - 3.0
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Clifford C. Clavin
and Norm Peterson

322 - The Malones
6 Months after Sam and Diane's wedding, a lot has changed. Woody has announced his decision to leave office in 2 weeks. Cliff has been fired from the Post Office, and now has a full time job working for UPS. Paul has left Cheers behind and moved back in with his wife. Norm is the same as always, with a shorter hair-do. And Carla has officially ended her fertility streak. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane return from their elongated Honeymoon to find many changes in the bar, and news that Gary's Old Towne Tavern has closed down.

323 - Councilman, No More
Woody steps down from office to spend more time with Woody Jr. and his pregnant wife. Sam holds Woody's "Leaving Office" party at Cheers. Sam offers Woody his old job back, and he accpets, but only part-time. At the party, Kelly reveals that she is pregnant once again.

324 - Stuff You
Diane's obsession with stuffed animals goes too far when she begins to bring them into Cheers, and purchases a life size elephant, that Sam tears to pieces.

325 - Cheers, The Cinema
Gary donates his big screen TV to Cheers, after closing down the bar and heading for Florida. The whole Cheers gang heads to the local video store to rent some movies, but no one can decide on anything. And once again, it's "The Magnificent Seven."

326 - Over The Hill
John Allen Hill dies suddenly, during an arguement with Sam. Carla discovers that he left her his entire estate, and that she is the new owner of Melville's. Meanwhile, Cliff gets his first letter from his mother in Jamaica in almost 2 years.

327 - The Hills Are Alive
Carla quits her job at Cheers' and moves on to run and manage Melville's. After Carla's first night as the owner of the new Melville's Carla starts to hear voices throughout the restaurant. At the end of the episode, John Allen Hill runs out from a closet and suprises Carla with a wedding ring.

328 - Not My Melville's
Continuing right from John Allen Hill's proposal, Carla wakes up in a deep sweat at John's grave. When she returns to Cheers, she announces that she's selling Melville's, and getting rid of the money. Melville's goes up for auction, and Mr. Gaines is the highest bidder, immediately he takes over the restaurant, and makes Woody's life a living hell.

329 - Gaines Some, Lose Some
Mr. Gaines decides to change Melville's into a fine French restaurant, rather than Seafood. This causes a lot of problems between Woody and Mr. Gaines, especially when Mr. Gaines reveals he is hiring Henri to be his host.

330 - Sumner Lovin, Happened So Fast
When Diane begins taking night classes at the local college, he suspects that Diane is cheating on him, come to find out, Sumner is her teacher, and he wants Diane to run away with her. Upset, Diane quits the night class, claiming she would never leave Sam.

331- Sucker Born Every Minute
When the Malones go on a one week vacation, they hand the bar over to Woody. But nothing goes as planned. Woody destroys the orders, and gets stuck with TONS of pretzels, and a shortage of the beer on tap. When Sam and Diane return to find out what has happened, Kelly tries to protect Woody, but he confesses. And Sam decides never to put Woody in charge again.
And Woody is stuck with the bill for an order of over 6000 lollipops.

332 - Run Run Robber
After a couple of neighbors experience burglaries, Woody and Kelly just shrug it off. But when the elderly woman down the street is robbed, and beatened, Woody decides to install a deluxe security system. A few nights later, Woody accidentally locks himself out of his own home, and a burglar strikes. Woody catchs the burglar, and is startled to discover that its a woman.

333 - Making Your Way In The World Today
Kelly is offered a job by her father to work at Melville's, and she accepts. But after almost destroying the restaurant, Kelly is fired by her own father, and is taken back by Sam to work at Cheers. Meanwhile, Walt Twitchell (Cliff's postoffice co-worker) comes to Cheers begging for Cliff to return, and the Cheers gang finds out that Cliff quit his job, and that he never was fired.

334 - Takes Everything You’ve Got
Sam comes to the realization that there is no bar rivalry anymore, so he tries to make a rivalry within the bar. But the plan backfires and the entire bar is stripped clear, by Cheers’ very own regulars.

335 - Taking A Break From All Your Worries
Henri begins his job at Melville's, and Woody starts to go insane. He begins pouring the wrong drinks, calling people by there first names, ect. So, Sam lets Woody take a couple days off, and rediscovers how difficult bartending used to be. (goes into flashbacks of coach)
The show ends with Sam tearing, singing “Home on the Range.”

336 - Sure Would Help A Lot
Sam re-hires Stan Schiavone to be the janitor at Cheers, after business suddenly starts to boom. After 3 weeks of a great job done, Sam has to decide if he wants Stan perminately. Then Cliff notices his "mug shot" from the post office. And they find out that Stan is a pathelogical liar, and an attempted murderer.

337 - Wouldn't You Like To Get Away?
Over a decade after winning the Miss Boston Barmaid contest, Sam and Diane return to Bermuda, for a second honeymoon. Meanwhile, Woody takes control of the bar, and attempts to get rid of Henri from Melville's once and for all. Proud of his straight-forwardness, Mr. Gaines and Woody become quick pals.

338 - Guess What's For Dinner
Diane's cooking has never been the best, but its gone from bad to worse. When Sam cant even figure out what it is he's eating, he decides to take over the duties of cooking. But when he nearly burns the house down trying to cook the perfect 7 course meal, he decides to take her out to dinner instead, and tell her the truth.

339 - How Cliffy Got His Groove Back
After months of admiration, Cliff finally gets the nerve to ask his new neighbor to dinner. Suprisingly, she accepts. But even more suprisingly, Cliff is "the perfect date", and an excellent dancer. After several nights of dating, they both begin to think they may be in love, until they discover the "dark sides" of eachother. And they end the relationship.

340- That's My Frasier
When Cliff brings in his universal radio, Woody accidentally breaks it, but with some help from Norm its back together in no time. Only to hear Frasier on his own talk show. The show had been given a trial run in Nantucket, but since the radio broke they got some distorted airwaves, and "The Frasier Crane Show" was heard from Cheers. The entire gang is estatic that there pal Frasier has his own show, but then they get depressed thinking that he would never tell them. Coincidentally, on the show, Frasier begins to talk about a know-it-all from the local pub who "shale remain nameless", and Cliff smashes the radio, and "The Frasier Crane Show" is never heard from Cheers again.

341 - The Ring (part 1)
Sam decides to buy Diane a good wedding ring for once. While at the jewelers, Sam notices a quarter machine with an identical ring, so he buys one just as a gag. Sam gives Diane the gag ring and when she finds out its fake, she goes insane.

342 - The Ring (part 2)
Diane crushes the gag ring only to find out Sam made a mix up and she has destroyed the real ring. Now Sam tries to scrape together enough money to pay for the ring, until Diane catches him and shows him that she knew his plan all along, and has had the real ring from the beginning.

343 - How NOT To Deliver A Baby
Kelly goes into labor while at home. Woody rushes home with Carla to get her, leaving the bar to Norm and Cliff. Meanwhile, back at home, Sam begins to wonder if him and Diane are really meant for eachother.

344 - Losts Doubts, and Dreams Of Diapers
Kelly gives birth to a healthy baby girl, Rosa Marie Boyd. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane go into a huge fight, until Diane blurts out that she is pregnant, and Sam looses all doubt in his marriage.

Ive decided ONCE again to edit my version of Cheers - Seasons 12+.

Some storylines have been eliminated. (others will be added)
(including a possibility of Diane taking over Cheers)
hope you like it....



Cheers - Seasons 12+ - 3.0 (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=1267613#post1267613)

Cheers - Season 15 - 3.0
Sam Malone
Diane Chambers Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
and Norm Peterson

345 - A Fatal Accident
After realizing that he is going to be a Daddy, Sam drives himself home, delirious. On the way home, Sam gets into a life threatening car crash, destroying his vette, scaring his face and injuring his left knee. At the hospital, Sam realizes how lucky he is to have such a wonderful wife, and he and Diane express their dreams of their future family.

346 - Lost Without Their Leader
The gang at Cheers tries to cope with Sam's accident. But Carla can't take it, and she begins to hallucinate. Meanwhile, Norm and Cliff begin to realize, once again, that they need lives of their own. Meanwhile, Sam finally makes it up from the hospital bed, only to sit back down, in a wheelchair.

347 - Thexterminator
Mr. Gaines “bugs” Cheers with hidden cameras and mics, to find out exactly what is going on with his son-in-law. When Sam discovers the cameras, he sets up a plan to ruin Mr. Gaines business, by calling an exterminator, but the exterminator shows up the same time as the health inspector, and Melville’s is forced to close for a minimum of 2 weeks.

348 - Lessons In Morning Sickness
Sam returns to the Bar for the first time in 2 weeks. For the first time in years, Diane and Carla team up, to get Diane through morning sickness, and for Carla's sake, out of the bar. Meanwhile, Sam begins to realize what being a father will really be like, he becomes very happy, until he realizes what birth will be like. Meanwhile, the TV remote breaks, and Norm misses his favorite episode of "The Munsters."

349 - That Damn Metric System
After 4 months of pain in a wheel chair, Sam is finally able to walk on his own. Now that Sam can get around by himself, Diane just HAS to go and make it more complicated for him. Diane decides to convert everything in their home & in Cheers, to the Metric System. Besides Cliff, everyone HATES the idea.

350 - First Come, First Serve
Sam finds running the bar very difficuly, especially when it's up for sale. He just cant find the time or money to do it all, so he makes a rule. If you're a regular, and you're the first one there, you work for an hour, free of pay. Many of the regulars are upset by this, and begin to plan business elsewhere, until Sam drops the rule.

351 - To The Bat Crave
The original Batman series begins to air in reruns, and Norm and Cliff become addicted. Meanwhile, Diane's now 6 months pregnant, and her cravings are taking over. She begins to eat the strangest foods, until she is offered the worst of all.... bat feet.

352 - When The Weight of The World Has Got You Down, And You Wanna End Your Life
Norm goes to the doctor, who tells him he needs to go on a diet, or he may lose his life. Vera demands that Norm exercise more, and that he gives up beer. Norm makes a commitment to Vera and himself, and gives up beer until he loses 30 pounds.

353 - Bills To Pay, A Dead End Job, And Problems With Your Wife
Cliff discovers that he is in huge debt, and he may have to go into his mother's secret stash. Norm is going good with the diet, already down 11 pounds after 8 days, but work isn't going as well, and with the city loosing money everywhere, Norm has to face a paycut, and a new office partner. Sam and Diane are about to kill eachother over the pregnancy, and they go into another "office scene", in which Diane goes into early labor.

354 - Now Don't Through In The Towel, Cause There's A Place Right Down The Block, Where You Can Drink Your Miseries Away
Sam begins to freak out when he realizes Diane is in labor, Diane ends up driving herself and Sam to the hospital. The baby girl, Mia Elizabeth Malone , comes in at 8 pounds 12 ounces. When Diane goes to see the baby for the first time since it was taken away to be cleaned, she is suprised by the entire Cheers gang with flowers and kisses. After holding his daughter for the first time, Sam's entire life flies by, and he realizes, Mia is the reason he was put on earth. He begins to wonder if managing the bar, and raising a daughter will work out together, and decides to put Cheers up for sale.

355 - Mom and Dad, Up For Sale
Mia comes home for the first time, perfectly healthy. Diane begins to worry about the weight she has gained, and Sam breaks the news to her about having to sell the bar. Meanwhile, Norm meets his goal of losing 30 pounds, and the beer starts pouring.

356 - Action Figure Skating
Sam officially puts Cheers up on the market, saddening the entire gang, with the exception of Diane, who is proud that Sam put Mia before his business. Sam gets the duty of watching Mia for the day, while Diane and Kelly go attempt figure skating to work off the weight from their pregnancies. And Norm and Cliff find an old box of toys in a crate at Norm’s house, and gradually begins filling the bar with them.

357 - Mama Mia
Mia's sleeping scheduled is destroyed when Norm and Cliff show up for a late night viewing of "The Magnificent Seven", Diane finally gets a view of why Carla can be so wicked, and nothing makes Carla happier, than Diane in misery.

358 - Pre-Med
Diane's plans for the future go to far when a college recruiter shows up expecting to see a 17 or 18 year old, only to find a 3 month old baby. Meanwhile, Cliff and Norm get into the ultimate dispuit over who was the better Darren on "Bewitched".

359 - Mother In-Law
For the first time since the wedding, Mummy Chambers shows up at the bar, demanding that Diane and Sam allow her more time with her grand-daughter. Diane insists that Mia spends the day with Mummy, but Sam isn't so trusting, reminding Diane of her mother's unstableness since lossing all of her money. But eventually, Sam accepts the fact the Mummy is here to stay, until he discovers that she really is, hear to stay.

360 - I've Seen Trees of Green
Mia turns 4 months old, and Sam and Diane celebrate by bringing Mia on her first picnic along with their new house-mate Helen “Mummy” Chambers. The entire gang crashs the picnic, and Diane realizes that they will NEVER be gone.

361 - Pain In My
Mummy begins to feel a huge pain in her lower back, and goes to get it checked, and discovers that she has broken one of the disks in her spinal cord. Unable to walk for the next two weeks, she demands that Sam carry her everywhere, now that Bogs is no longer around.

362 - Super Barfly Bros.
When Woody gets ahold of an old Super Nintendo from his neighbor's garage sale, he begs for Sam to put in the bar. After hours of trying to set it up, the Super Nintendo finally works. Then Woody faces the trouble of finding some games. After a couple of hours, he returns, and Norm and Cliff get sucked right in. Never giving Woody a chance to play. After Norm and Cliff's drinking slows down, and they begin to play the video games over watching some football or hockey, Sam takes the system out of the bar. And gets himself addicted at home.

363 - I Dream of A Bewitched Jeannie
Late one night in the bar, Norm and Cliff continue to fight over Bewitched/I Dream of Jeannie, until the break the remote, and are too lazy to get up and change the channels themselves. Norm and Cliff continue to fight until they leave, and Sam falls asleep wondering what it would be like if Samantha and Jeannie were real.
DREAM SEQUENCE:Samantha and Jeannie come into Cheers, both looking for Sam, and they get into a fight over who Sam wants more. Until Diane joins in.

364 - The Perfect Date
Diane sets up the perfect date for her and Sam, a baseball game in the afternoon, followed by an early dinner, then off to the opera, all while Mummy takes care of Mia. But the plans get shaken up when an old friend returns and Diane finds herself very attracted to him, and comes close to cheating on Sam.

365 - Are These Kosher?
Diane is stuck in bed sick, and Sam has to go grocery shopping. Sam figures' what the heck, it's not a problem. So, Diane rights him out a list, in the form of a poem, and Sam burns the list, to prove he can shop for his family on his own. But what he doesn't realize, is that everything he bought, was Kosher. Meanwhile, Kelly and Woody decide to remodel their house, and Norm is hired to do the job. But he doesn’t quite have his “touch”, anymore.

366 - Going Once.…
Sam gets his first offer for Cheers, by Mr. Gaines, but for $50,000 under the asking price, and Sam thinks the bar is worth much more than that. Meanwhile, Norm and Cliff try to figure out what will happen to bar tabs once Sam sells the place, and if the same "crew" will be working. And Sam begins the process of clearing out the bar.

367 - Going Twice.…
Sam prepares to sign off Cheers to Mr. Gaines, until Sam makes him sign a contract saying that Carla and Woody may NEVER be fired. Mr. Gaines is a bit unsure about this, especially since Woody cheated on his daughter, but he agrees. The plan is almost complete, until Sam gets a phone call with another, better offer. Meanwhile, Mummy Chambers moves out of Sam and Diane’s home, to move in with her own sister.

368 - Sold!
Immediately after getting the phone call, Sam calls off the deal with Mr. Gaines. He proceeds to tell everybody the news, but no one seems to care, not even Diane, his biggest supporter. When Sam gets the papers ready to sign over the bar, he suddenly realizes he has absolutely no idea who’s buying the bar. When the gang finds out it’s a woman, they all begin to plan their new bars to visit. Until they are introduced to the new owner…. Diane.

...was his face permantley scarred? that would be such a beautiful episode to see!

scarred, yes.
permanently.... no.

Cheers - Season 16 - 3.0
will clear it up (no pun intended)

Cheers - Season 16 - 3.0
Sam Malone
Diane Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
and Norm Peterson


376 - A New Day, A New Bar
With Diane in charge of the bar, changes happen all around. First order of business is to get rid of the television, but she'll have to fight Norm to the death for it. When Carla finds out that Diane is her new boss, she quits her job at Cheers. All week long, Sam has been trying to figure out exactly how Diane got the money to buy the bar, and exactly why she did. She tells him that she used the money from her father’s will, but she never confesses why she would buy the bar.

377 - No Friend Of Diane's
Diane's old friend, Rebecca Proud, returns to Cheers, along with her fiance. She comes to thank Diane for that day over 15 years ago when she changed her life, by showing her everyone can find true love. But Rebecca still has a passion for Sam, and tries to take him back (even though she never had him).

378 - Daddy Day
Woody and Sam decide lay back and take the day off, from the bar, and their families. They decide to go fishing but nothing seems to be biting, until their wives and kids show up and spoil the fun.

379 - Yes or Norm?
Months of sitting at the bar day after day, Norm begins the job search once again. He decides that accounting is no way to spend your life and begins to look into other areas. Especially psychiatry. After purchasing some books and looking into the profession, Norm begins to question the meaning of life. Meanwhile, Sam's scar is really beginning to bother him once again, until he wakes up one morning and it has disappeared.

380 - Happy Halloween Hairy Harry The Hat
After years of absence, Harry The Hat returns to Cheers, a changed man. He introduces the gang to his fiance. Harry tells the story of how he and his fiance met in jail, and that she changed his life, but there’s a catch. She’s a witch. (a real witch, not the fairytale kind). Meanwhile, the gang plans the perfect prank on Gary’s Old Town Tavern, until they remember that Gary sold the bar and has moved to Texas.

381 - An Unexpected Deadline
Diane and Sam have been working together on his autobiography since they signed the deal for the book, but now, they need to cram to fit the past 9 years into his autobiography, including losing the bar, losing Diane, Diane's return, and becoming a father. To make matters worse, the book is due in 2 weeks, or they get no final paycheck. After cramming 2 weeks straight, they finish the book and send it off to the publisher. It gets lost in the mail, and the deal is off.

382 - Super Barfly Bros. 2
When Diane notices that Sam is getting into bed later and later every night, she can’t help but wonder exactly what it is he watches on the TV every night. So, she decides to stay up and watch Sam, watch TV. But when she sees him leave the house, she thinks that he may be cheating on her. Until he comes back with Norm and Cliff to play a little Mario Kart, and catches Diane spying on him.

383 - The Postman Delivers Love Letters, No More
Cliff comes to the realization that he will never have a love life, and that even his own mother would run out on him. Meanwhile, Mia begins to talk, and everybody at Cheers is forced to be on their best behavior, but Daddy slips during a fight with Mommy, and Mia learns some new words. And Ma Clavin makes her triumphant return.

384 - That's My Bed!
Cliff has to deal with Ma Clavin and her new husband, Hue Grolier, moving into his tiny condo. There just isnt enough space, and Cliff is kicked out of his own home. Sam lets him stay at his house for a while, and he is surprisingly, the perfect house guest.

385 - Nine Two Five (Part 1)
Sam can‘t handle working for Diane, and temporarily leaves his job at Cheers. After weeks of searching, Sam finds a job at the local community college.... as a janitor. Meanwhile, Hue Grolier and Cliff begin to get at eachothers throats for everything, and demands that Ma Clavin choose between the two.

386 - Nine Two Five (Part 2)
Sam's job at the community college doesn’t last for long, and he finds himself crawling back to his wife for a job at Cheers. Diane teases him by "thinking over" the idea of her husband working for her, but in the end, Sam ends back up at Cheers. Meanwhile, Ma Clavin chooses to be with Hue Grolier over her own son, telling him to get his own life.

387 - Counting Carla‘s Kids
Carla’s age begins to get to her when she can’t seem to remember her children’s ages or even names. Most of her children have gone off to be on their own, some never to return. Now she lives by herself, with 5 children that is. So the gang tries to cheer Carla up with a suprise party, but Carla forgets to show up.

388 - That A Boyd
Woody Jr. begins little league baseball and Sam is asked to be the assistant Coach, alongside Woody. Sam claims Woody to be too laidback, and takes over full control of the team. But eventually, Sam gets weak on the team and practices are cut short, parties after every game. Until Woody comes back to prove Sam wrong, hardheaded and ready to work. He slavedrives the kids until Woody Jr. tells him he hates him.

389 - Mama‘s Boyd
Kelly and Diane finally find something in common, they are both mothers. And they rapidly begin spending more and more time with each other. Until they decide to leave the kids with their fathers and spend the night on the town. But Sam and Woody loose the kids in the grocery store, and search all over Boston for them, only to come back to Cheers and find Norm and Cliff playing with Woody Jr, Rosa Marie, and Mia.

390 - Harley Clavinson
Ma Clavin gets her and Hue their own place, and Cliff moves back into his condo. He then discovers the new neighbor, who's a bit younger, but LOVES motorcycles, so Cliff wastes some of his retirement money, and buys himself a Harley. But even a fancy motorcycle couldnt win over his new neighbor, its Maggie, and she’s already taken.

391 - The Magster
Cliff's old love interest Maggie, returns to Boston, she has rented the apartment next door to Cliff, and has been spying on him for over 2 weeks. After embarassing himself with the motorcycle, Maggie reveals herself, and her 4 children. Meanwhile, back at the Malone's, Mia turns 18 months, and is talking up a storm. But she doesnt cooperate with potty-training so easily.

392 - Happy Birthday, Mia Malone
Mia turns 1 years old, and Diane wonders if she'll have a speech-impediment, because she shows no sign of talking. Until the day before her party, when she's left with Norm and Cliff. The next day at the party, Mia can be heard babbling on about nothing, and nobody can help but blame Cliff.

393 - Colcord Express (Part 1)
Robin Colcord returns from England for the first time in years. He has come to sweep Rebecca off her feet and to bring her back to England with him. But when Sam breaks the news to him about Rebecca getting married, divorced and moving back to California, Robin changes his plans, and turns his attention to Diane, claiming he will marry her in front of Norm Cliff and Carla.

394 - Colcord Express (Part 2)
Robin begins his process of sweeping Diane off her feet, but nothing seems to make her budge, until he tells her about the book he has written, and his days in jail. And Diane falls for her week spot, intellectual bad boys. After secretly going off to dinner at Melville’s, Diane ups and leaves during the middle of dinner as Robin makes his move, and tells Sam everything that has happened.

395 - Didn‘t You Leave??
After years of searching for his son, Phil returns to the bar. With some good news and some bad news. He has found his son, but not in the best condition. He’s now somewhere in Asia studying to become a Buddhist Monk. The bad news, Phil’s stunt at the Piggly Wiggly has come back to haunt him and he is taken away by the feds.

396 - Suspicions on the Cliff
Months after leaving the post office, the gang at Cheers finally decide to look deeper into exactly why Cliff ever left his job, for UPS. Meanwhile, Cliff thinks there planning a suprise party for him, and embarasses himself to death.

397 - Super Barfly Bros. 3
After weeks of Sam playing the Nintendo non-stop, it breaks, and he finds himself having to come to bed earlier than the normal. But when Sam is in bed, Diane can’t seem to get any reading accomplished, so she goes out and buys Sam a new Nintendo. Before giving it to him, she tries it out for herself, and gets addicted. Night after night she plays more and more, until ultimately, she breaks the new Nintendo.

398 - You Think She Hates You Now (Part 1)
Cliff’s second cousin, Jake Sampsonite (played by the infamous Danny DeVito) arrives from Australia. He comes to spend the week with his cousin Cliff, but the plans get spoiled when he becomes the butt of Carla’s jokes. After nearly an entire week of insults back and forth, Jake prepares to head back to Australia. The episode ends with Cliff changing in the bathroom and Jake in bed talking about how much they hate Carla’s insults and her attitude, all while Jake keeps twitching and aching, until Cliff leaves the room, and Carla pops up from under the covers.
(this is my favorite episode Ive created)

399 - Wait Till You Drive Her (Part 2)
Jake’s last day in Boston seems like any other day he’s been here. Carla making jokes, and Jake snapping back. Carla then proceeds to make Cliff the butt of her jokes once again, and he becomes furious, claiming he’ll kill her. Jake then flies back to Australia, and Cliff returns to the bar, with Carla nowhere in site, and the gang suspects that Cliff has finally killed Carla. Until they get a postcard from Jake saying that he and Carla are happily married, living in Australia.

Cheers 400
A retrospective look with the entire cast, past and present, at the past 399 episodes. A two hour long event with special guests - Kelsey Grammer, Bebe Neuwirth, Paul Wilson, and Kirstie Alley. With a special tribute to Nicholas Colasanto, along with bloopers, and a sneak peek of the next season.

The 30th episode of my Fan Fic, gets written a little early.
By the talented....
Maria.



take it from here....

awesome!!

ok thanx tim! I will do your idea justice! ;)

Guys give me a couple of days, lol I have a HUGE ap history test tomorrow...so I'll start writing it tonight as soon as I finish studying. It won't be as long as "A new life?" because this is an episode so it should be around 20 pages on Word. ( A new life was 50 something on word)

Ive decided to bring back writing episodes.

But now Im going to do it under word before posting it.
(that way it wont be as rushed)

But episode 276 stays as is.
Im going to completely rewrite this episode
And TRY to make it full episode length.

20 pages?!
DAMN!!

sounds good already....

(just make it a script if you can!, none of this book stuff)

Tim I don't have your e-mail so i'll just start posting here and you tell me what you like or don't like.


Episode # 305: And your little Angel, hung the cat up by its tail
Actors:

Ted Danson as Sam Malone
Shelley Long as Diane Chambers
Rhea Pearlman as Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Harrelson as Woody Boyd
John Ratzenberger as Cliff Clavin
Paul Wilson as Paul Krapence
George Wendt as Norm Peterson



Teaser:

(cut to the Cheers sign, then fade into the bar. Norm is seen sitting at his usual post, Cliff is seen talking to Norm but Norm isn’t paying attention, Carla is insulting a customer, Sam is mixing drinks, Paul and Phil are seen playing checkers, and Diane is seen passing by the office door)

Diane: (put’s on a sad face) Aw Sam, I’m worried about Woody, he’s been pitiful lately.

Sam: (walks towards where Diane is standing) Yea poor guy, but you know that’s what happens when you screw around and your married. (starts walking back to the bar).

(Diane is nodding as if to say “very true”, and delivers her drink)

(door opens, woody comes out looking like he hasn’t showered in 5 days, he has a beard and looks awful)

Woody: Sam, I’m ready to tend bar now. (passes by Carla and heads towards the bar)

(Carla makes a face and swats the air as he passes by)

Carla: Woody I think you’re prepared to tend a dumpster.

(Norm, Cliff, and everybody around him start noticing the smell and start making faces)

Sam: Here Woody let me put some of this stuff on you. (hits the bar and his cologne falls in his hands. He opens it and EVERYONE pretends to choke then faint ((even Diane)) and Woody runs away screaming)

Woody: (calling back) I think I’ll go to the dumster!!!

(Sam is left standing their holding his cologne, looking at everyone as if to say “yea, everybody’s a comedian. Shot fades, In come the credits)

Its great!!

Now its just gonna make the rest of mine terrible.

I wish I didnt know the ending!

Only thing wrong....

Paul Wilson as Paul Krapence
Jackie Swanson as Kelly Gaines Boyd

But other than that.... no complaints.

Originally posted by barwars88
Only thing wrong....

Paul Wilson as Paul Krapence
Jackie Swanson as Kelly Gaines Boyd

But other than that.... no complaints.

I added paul, but thought since Kelly wasn't really included in ur summary to leave her out. Plus it's a Woody bachelor episode, right?

That makes sense.

Now theres only ONE last problem....
you put somebody AFTER Norm.
tsk tsk.



Ohh and one more complaint....
we want more!!

Teaser - The Bar
(Sam behind the bar, Carla serving drinks, Cliff & Paul fooling around with the TV)

Cliff: This stupid, stupid remote doesn't work. (shoots the remote down on the bar)

Paul: Yeah Sammy, we really need a new one.

Sam: Hey hey, watch that! Its brand new, that cost me 10 bucks.

Paul: $10 for a broken remote?! That's the problem with today's world, everything is so expensive, and so new, but nothing works.

Cliff: Ohh no, not that again. Pauly Pauly Pauly, you gotta keep up with the times.

Carla: You're one to talk Clavin. (whispers "nice pants")

Sam: No, no, Paul's right, for once. I wish things were the way they used to be, with Rebecca around and Woody back here behind the bar.

Carla: Now why in the hell would you want Rebecca here again?

Sam: Hey watch it, she's my friend. She's OUR friend. (points to everyone when he says "our")

Carla: Ohh bull Sammy, all you ever wanted from Rebecca was
(Sam cuts here off, as she bends over the bar)

Sam: Cheap, mindless sex?

Carla: No (stalls, stands up straight again)

Sam: No? (confused)

Carla: That's what you hired me for. (tilts her head to the side, smirks, and walks into the poolroom)

(cue themesong)

hope you like....

hahahahahaha
(i was literally laughing out loud when I read it)

Great teaser!!

More!!!

Scene 1 - The Bar
(Sam behind the bar, Carla taking orders, and Cliff talking to the other barflies)

Cliff: And that is why flying monkeys no longer exist!

Paul: (stares blankly at Cliff) Flying monkeys?

Phil: You psycho. (at the other end of the bar, in Diane's staple seat)

Sam: Like the Wizard of Oz?

Cliff: Quite the contrary Sammy, popular belief has lead many people, like yourself, to think that the “Flying Monkeys of Oz” as they are most often called, to be the only family in the species none as Flyus Monkus in existence. That’s Flying Monkeys to you and me.

Steve: I thought you said they were all killed in a minefield accident.
(Carla buts in)

Carla: No, that would be Clavin’s brain cells.
(Norm walks in, hangs up his coat)

Norm: Mornin’ Everybody!

Everybody: NORM!!

Sam: Hey Normie, how’s working life?

Norm: It’s boring, not as boring as Cliff (stalls & rolls his eyes back “thinking”), but still boring.
(Norm sits down at the bar)

Sam: Hey Normie, we missed you last night. What happened?

Norm: Yeah, Vera wanted to go to some family reunion thingy…. So I dropped her off.

Cliff: Ohh that’s nice, her family get together a lot?

Norm: Not that often. She hasn’t seen some of her cousins in years.

Paul: She must of really loved last night then.

Norm: Why’s that?

Paul: ‘Cause she got to spend some quality time with her relatives.

Norm: Ohh no, you misunderstood…. It was MY family.

Sam: (laughs) Well ya missed a big night.

Cliff: Huge.

Norm: Yeah, what happened?? Comon details Sammy, what’s her name?? (Norm starts smiling and fooling around with the beer nuts)

Sam: Well, Ill narrow it down. You know her. (Cliff motions for him and the other barflies to go into the poolroom)

Norm: That leaves Carla and Vera. And I know its not Vera.
Carla: (from the poolroom) Its not me!

Norm: Then who??

Sam: You could call her a friend.

Norm: Of mine??

Sam: Of course of yours.

Norm: Rebecca??

Sam: Of course not! She’s married now. And I would never do that to her or Don.

Norm: Do what?

Sam: Get caught. (they all laugh) Well, its not Rebecca.

Norm: Then who? Comon Sammy, Im dyin, remember…. You ARE my life.

Sam: HEY! I told you to stop saying that!

Norm: Then spill it. Tell me. Who is it?

Sam: Lilith.

Norm: Lilith?
(Cliff comes back into the bar with the other barflies)

Paul & Cliff: LILITH!

Norm: Lilith? (stalls) As in Frasier?

Sam: As in Frasier. (thinks) No, not as in Frasier. As in Sammy.
(everybody laughs but Norm)

Norm: Lilith?
(Lilith and Frederick walk through the door)

Lilith: (in a high pitch, childlike voice) Oh Uncle Sammy!!

Sam: (whispering to the gang) Speak of the devil.

Carla: I’d say ghost…. But devil works. (nods her head)

(Sam walks around the bar to greet Lilith and Freddy, while the rest of the gang talks in a huddle with Carla)

Sam: Hey Freddy, what’s happenin?!

Freddy: Hi Uncle Sam!!

Lilith: Hi Sam.

Sam: Hi Lilith. Why so early?

Lilith: I though we’d spend the day together.

Sam: Why the kid?

Lilith: That’s who I meant.

Sam: Then what happens to poor old Uncle Sammy?

Lilith: He can represent America, while me and my son go to the park.

Sam: I love the park.

Lilith: Im sure it loves you too.

Sam: How about the movies?

Lilith: Not as much.

Sam: Ohh let me come, it’ll be our first day together.

Lilith: Together? (smiles, and bends over to fix Freddy’s coat)

(Sam “bangs” his head on the door, until he notices Lilith bending over)

Lilith: Sam?

Sam: Huh? Ohh, let’s get going.
(Lilith runs over to grab Freddy, and carries him out of the bar over her shoulder)

Lilith: Come Sam.
(Sam, & Lilith with Freddy over her shoulder, leave the bar)

Carla: Ohh Sammy, Sammy. This is the end.

Norm: She can’t be all that bad. I mean…. look what she did for Frasier.
(they both turn their heads away from each other and towards the front of the bar, looking blankly)


(outside of bar, fade into the scene)

(Carla is behind the bar, with Norm in his seat, and Cliff and Paul at the table)
(Woody and Kelly walk in)

Woody: Sam, round of drinks on me!

Kelly: Wood, Woody, (whispers “he’s not here”)

Woody: Carla, what happened to Sam? He said he’d be here.

Carla: “White Out” came along and they went to the park.

Kelly: White Out??

Woody: (mumbles “Lilith”)
(Kelly mouths “ohh”)
Woody and Kelly: Lilith?!

Norm, Cliff and Paul: (shouting) Lilith!!

Woody: And Sam? When did this happen. I always miss the good stuff.

Kelly: Well, we cant ALWAYS be here, since you started your new job.

Woody: Work stinks.

Carla: Tell me about it.

(Harry The Hat walks in from the pool room)

Harry: Hey guys!

Norm: Harry….

Harry: Cliff, right?

(Cliff stands up from the table)

Cliff: That would be, what’s it to you?

Carla: An insult.
(Norm and Paul laugh, while Woody and Kelly begin walking around to where everyone is talking)

Woody: (while walking) Hey Harry, when’d you get back in town?

Harry: When did I leave?

Woody: Howd you get back into the bar then?

Harry: Most people would use the front door, but I have my own entrance.

Woody: They let you come through Melvilles? I cant even do that, and I used to work here.

Kelly: Pay no attention to him. (talking to Woody about Harry)

Harry: So true, we can all be naïve at times.

Kelly: I was talking about you!

Harry: Now why would a woman as beautiful as yourself want to start so much trouble with poor old me?

Kelly: Its what I do.

(Norm, Cliff and Paul walk into the poolroom)
(the scene cuts to the guys in the poolroom)

Norm: Comon guys, we gotta get Harry out here, before I loose my last 20 bucks.

Cliff: Ehhh, I don’t trust the guy.

Norm: You don’t trust your mother.
Cliff: And you would?!

Norm: I’m for real, Sammy would never let him be here this long. We gotta get him out before the bar burns down.

Paul: Again?

(cuts back to Woody & Kelly watching Harry perform a magic trick)
(while Carla is talking to a man at the opposite end of the bar)

Woody: No, no, do it again. I’ll win this time.

Harry: Ten bucks says you do.

(Woody and Harry shake hands)

Harry: Pick a number, one through ten.

Kelly: (whispering in Woody’s ear “ohh ohh, pick 16, I love 16)

Woody: (from the corner of his mouth, “its only 1 through 10.”)

Woody: 4

Harry: CORRECT!
(Harry holds out his hands, Woody gives him 10 bucks)

(Carla walks over, and smacks Woody across the head)

Woody: Carla!

Carla: You hick!

Woody: What? What?

Carla: Do you realize what you just did?

Woody: What? (stalls) (Carla gives him the “you dumbass” look, and then he realizes) Ohh…. Harry!!

(Harry tips his hat)
Harry: That’ll be all for tonight folks…. Until tomorrow!
(Harry puts his hat back on, and fleas out into the poolroom)
(Carla smacks Woody again)

(outside of bar, fade into the scene)

(Sam is behind the bar, with Norm Cliff and Paul at the bar, while Carla is serving drinks)

Carla: Sam, forgot to tell ya, farmboy stopped by yesterday.

Sam: Really? When?

Carla: Around 4.

Sam: PM?

Carla: Yeah PM you numskull

Cliff: Harry The Hat stopped by too.

Sam: Harry? Is he here? Now?

Carla: Nah, he tricked Woody outa 10 bucks and left the bar.

Sam: Ohh thank God, I thought he got ahold of the book again.

Paul: Speaking of that.... (he hands Sam "the book")

Sam: Where did you get this from?

Paul: (starts looking back and forth) I found it.

Sam: Paul, this is serious, where did you get this?

Paul: Its mine, ok. Its my own edition. Not as big as yours, but its growing.

Norm: You never really seemed like the ladies man type to me.

Carla: Seemed more like a lady.

Cliff: Its true, none of you men have met the babe magnet status held by me and my pal Sammy.

Sam: I told you to stop calling me that.

Cliff: Sorry.... Sam.

Carla: I think he meant "pal".

Norm: Back to women Sammy, how did the date with Lilith go?
(Sam bangs his head on the bar)

Norm: That bad?

Sam: Worse. All she did was go on and on about Frasier.

Cliff: That’s so pitiful.

Sam: But then she started to slow it down, but we didn’t.

(Norm and Cliff start laughing, punching Sam)

Sam: There we were, getting hot and everything, and she calls me Frasier!

Norm, Cliff and Paul: Uh-oh.

Sam: I know, can you believe that?!

(the door opens and Lilith walks in, with makeup on, in a tight black dress)

Norm, Cliff and Paul: Uh-oh.

(cut to commercial)

Sam and Lilith...so so so so wrong...

But Well written!!

haha
thanks.

The relationship begins and ends with the episode.

thank you i was hoping you would write more lol thats funny

I edited my previous post.

Almost doubling the scene.

So the entire time from themesong-commercial fits.

This episode is officially titled....

Cheers 277 - Confessions and Card Tricks
Harry is WAY too smart to be Woody's cousin.
And if they were cousins, they would know by now.


Ill have more tomorrow....
and then on to

Cheers 278 - Norm and Cliff's Bogus Journey
Cheers 279 - Boyd or Girl
and
Cheers 280 - What's In A Name?

followed by many more.
as long as Maria doesnt decide to do them.

Scene 2 - The Bar

(outside of the bar, fade into scene)

Lilith: Sam, are you ready?

Sam: One sec.

Lilith: I’m counting.

Norm: Go for it Sammy, she looks great.

(Cliff and Paul are starring at her, beginning to drool)

Cliff: You weren’t kidding Sam, she DOES have legs.

Paul: Great legs.

Sam: They are nice aren’t they.

Paul: Perfect

Sam: (walks over to Lilith) Wow.

Lilith: What is it? My new look? I can take it off if you want.

Sam: Ha. No, no, that comes later.

Lilith: Its so nice to be together.

(Sam bangs his head on the wall going up to Melville’s, until he notices Lilith “walking” up the stairs)

(Norm Cliff and Paul starting chanting “Sammy, Sammy, Sammy”, as Sam and Lilith walk up into Melville’s)

(Lilith and Sam getting seated at their table in Melville’s)

Lilith: Isn’t this great?

Sam: (chewing on a stick of celery) What? Ohh yeah. Great.

(Sam starts playing with Lilith‘s feet, smiling at her)

Lilith: Ohh Sam. Not until later.

Waiter: What’ll be sir?

(Sam looks into the menu, as Lilith buts in)

Lilith: The check please. (She shoots $2 down on the table, and grabs Sam’s arm and runs out of the restaurant)

Waiter: Cheapskate.

(outside of bar, fade into scene)

(Carla is behind the bar, Norm Cliff and Paul are in there normal sits, watching Kelly, Woody and Harry The Hat play card games)

Harry: So that’s 5, 10, 20, and 300 dollars you owe me.

Kelly: Woody, I think we should leave before you loose it all.

Woody: Im on a winning streak.

Kelly: No you’re not.

Woody: So….

Kelly: Exactly, lets leave. Quick, I don’t like this Harry fellow.

Harry: Ohh so soon my pretty.

Kelly: Well he is awful nice.

(Cliff laughs)

Norm: What?

Cliff: Ohh nothing.

Norm; No, what?

Cliff: Nothing.

Norm: Ok, never mind then.

Cliff: If you MUST ask, I was just thinking.

Carla: There’s a first.

Norm: Thinking what?

Cliff: About the ancient theory, originating in ancient Mesopotamia.

Norm: I knew I should have stopped when I had the chance.

Paul: What theory?

Carla: don’t ASK him.

Cliff: The theory that all men are attracting to games of chance, and in turn, all females were made to protect the men from loosing everything they’ve ever owned and dreamed of….
(gets cut off by Carla)

Carla: And end up like you?

(scene cuts back to Woody Kelly and Harry)

Harry: Im sorry Woods, its how the hands go. Four thousands dollars, or the bar.

Carla: The bar? You cant do that.

Harry: I can if the police find out about your little gambling corner going on over here.

Kelly: I told you we should have left.

Harry: I’ll tell you what, you give me a night with blondie over here, and I’ll call it a deal.

Woody: Nobody talks about my wife that way.

Kelly: I thinks its sweet, it’s a deal.

Woody: Kelly, I demand you not go out with him.

Kelly: You cant tell me what to do.

Woody: Ohh yes I can, and yes I will.

Kelly: Ohh no you won’t.

Woody: Ohh yes I will.

Kelly: No you wont.

Woody: Yes I will.

Kelly: No you wont.

Woody: Yes I will.

Kelly: You’re not my father, you can’t tell me what to do.

Woody: Ohh yes I can, Im your husband.

Kelly: No you’re not.

Woody: Yes I am.
Kelly: Ohh yeah, kinda forgot.

Paul: Hey Harry, do you always go for the pregnant type.

Harry: Not usually, but it works sometimes.

Cliff: You would’ve loved Carla.

Carla: (speaking to Cliff) And you woulda loved a toilet seat.

(Sam and Lilith come down from Melville’s)
(playing with each other affectionately)
(Sam stops arubtly)

Sam: HARRY!!

Harry: Sam old man, how’s it going.

Sam: Worse than I thought.

Harry: Sam Sam, Im a changed man.

Sam: Ohh really? What about Woody’s 10 bucks.

Harry: 10 bucks, 10 bucks, do you honestly think I would spend my time in this bar for 10 bucks.

Sam: No…. hey!

Harry: Ohh Sam, you always got a kick out of me.
(Harry walks over to Lilith, and points to her)

Harry: New lady friend??

Lilith: Maybe. What would you say Sam?
(Sam “bangs” his head on the wall where his picture hangs)

Lilith: Sam??

Sam: Yes sweatheart? (squints his eyes, thinking “I shouldn’t have said that”)

Lilith: Lets get going.

Sam: One sec.
(Sam grabs his coat and walks Lilith out the door)
(Harry holds his arm out, for Kelly to walk over and grab it, as the two walk out of the bar together)

(cut to commercial)



Scene 3 - Lilith’s House/The Bar

(fade into scene)
(Sam and Lilith are on the couch making out)
(they break apart)

Sam: What, What is it? Do I have crumb on my teeth? (starts brushing his teeth with his fingers)

(Lilith tilts her motioning for them to go upstairs)

Sam: (gives off a big breath) I love you.

Lilith: Love?? (Lilith begins to act very unlike herself) Do you really LOVE me?

(Sam closes squints his eyes and "bangs" his head in the middle of air)
Sam: (rubbing his forhead, slowly opening his eyes) Yeah, I think I do.

Lilith: Love, as in marriage?

Sam: (steps back away from couch) Maybe, someday.

Lilith: Love, as in a child? Love as in forever?? (begins to tilt her head back and forth) Love as you, and me?? (her eyes get wider and wider)

Sam: Maybe (slowly begins to back away)

Lilith: Love? You? And me? In love?

Sam: Maybe (gulps)

Lilith: Do you mean it?

Sam: I think.

Lilith: Damnit Frasier, tell me! (breaks down in tears) Come back!

(Sam walks back in through the door and hugs Lilith tightly)

Sam: Im so sorry.

Lilith: (wipes her tears) Its not your fault. Its me.

Sam: Im usually the one to use that line.

Lilith: Im so sorry Sam, its wasn’t supposed to happen this way.

(then begin to kiss)
(Freddy comes running down the stairs)

Freddy: Mom, read me a bedtime story!

(he sees Lilith kissing a man, thinking its Frasier)

Freddy: Daddy?! (his eyes widen)

(Lilith and Sam break apart, and Freddy goes running into the kitchen when he sees Sam)

Sam: I better get going.

Lilith: No stay.

Sam: You need to be with him. And you need to spend some time alone. Call me in a few months.

(they kiss, and Sam leaves, as Lilith runs into the kitchen)

(outside of bar, fade into scene)

(Carla is behind the bar, talking to Woody waiting at the door, while the other barflies are in their normal seats)

Woody: Where is she?

Carla: Calm down buddy, you know she’d never do anything wrong. Now if it were me out there....

Woody: With Harry The Hat??

Carla: Ewwhh (shakes like she's disgusted)

(Sam walks in through the door)

Woody: Ohh, its only Sam.

Sam: Nice to see you too. What are you doing here?

Woody: Waiting for Kelly.

Sam: She’s not back yet?

Woody: She should be! I told her not to go.

Sam: Trust me, never tell a woman what to do.

Woody: Cause they’ll always do the opposite?

Sam: No, cause they might listen.

(Sam walks over behind the bar)

Norm: How’d things with Lilith go?

Sam: Not good. Its over.

Carla: (sarcastically) So soon? (motions yes, and points to heaven)

Norm: What happened?

Cliff: Called you Frasier again?

Sam: Its not me, its her, at least that’s what she said.

Carla: Woah woah, Sammy, the babe magnet, got dumped by Lilith?? (starts her “evil” cackle)

Sam: She needed some time alone.

Carla: That’s what they all say.

(Kelly walks in through the door)
(Woody, half asleep jumps up)

Woody: Where have you been?

Kelly: In misery.

Woody: Is that the new place on Thompson??

Kelly: It was terrible.

(Woody and Kelly walk over and sit at the table)
Kelly: He took 40 minutes to park the car, and made ME pay for the shoes I got.

Woody: You got shoes?
(She shoes him the shoes, on her feet)

Woody: They’re nice.

Kelly: Thanks. I thought so.

Woody: But that’s not the point. You’re my wife, and you disobeyed me.

Kelly: I did NOT disobey you, I stood up for myself.

Woody: And went out with Harry The Hat?

Kelly: Under it all he’s a kind, gentle man.

Woody: Under it all, Hitler was a kind, gentle man too.

Kelly: We’ll he didn’t ask me out, now did he??

(Carla looks at Kelly thinking “What the?”)

(cut to credits)

Episode 3 of Cheers - Season 12.

Starring:
Sam Malone
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
Paul Krapence
and Norm Peterson

Guest Stars:
Dr. Rudolph Johnson (played by John Ritter)
John Allen Hill

coming soon....

Teaser

(Norm is talking to Woody and Kelly at "The Frith Table", while Sam is behind the bar, and Carla is serving drinks at the other side of the bar)

Norm: You're really holding that thing in aren't you.

Woody: Holding it in? She just gave it it's second birthday party.

Norm: Me and Vera never had any kids, what's it like?

Kelly: Well first a man and a women.

(Norm sticks out his tongue and shakes his head, waving his hands back in forth motioning no)

Woody: Ive never been a father before. Well, except this one time back in hanover where I had to take care of these maybe chicks. Wait no.... they thought I was their mother.

Kelly: You're such a joker (laughs, playfully hits him, shakes her head like an airhead, smiling)

Woody: Stop that!

Sam: You'll be the first person in the bar to have kids.

Carla: (calling from another table, picking up drinks) What about me Sam?

Sam: Ohh yeah, can't forget Carla. (stalls) So you'll be the first person in the bar to have NORMAL kids.

(Norm looks at Kelly brushing her hair, and Woody looking at his hands, itching them)

Norm: I wouldn't count on it Sammy.

Cheers - Season 17 - 3.0
Sam Malone
Diane Malone
Carla Sampsonite
Jake Sampsonite
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
and Norm Peterson

401 - Ch-Ch-Changes
3 months have passed since Carla and Jake ran off to Australia together. They show no sign of returning, and the gang at Cheers begins to give up all hope that they will. Mia is now approaching 2 years old, while Sam and Diane are currently separated, with Diane running the bar. And Sam working down at Fenway. Cliff is working at the post office as normal. And Norm is still working down at cityhall. Sam and Diane begin to discuss that Mia is the perfect child, and that they should stop at one. Until Diane discovers that she is pregnant, but afraid to tell Sam. As the episode comes to a close, Carla and Jake return, with perfect tans.

402 - Operation Separation
Its been a month since Carla and Jake returned, and Diane still hasn’t told Sam that’s she’s pregnant, she can’t believe it herself, she thought it was menopause. After nearly 4 months of trial separation, Diane's psychiatrist still recommends that she and Sam continue the trial. Then Diane breaks the news to her psychiatrist that she is pregnant, but he insists that the separation goes on. Sam has been controlling his emotions very well, until the opportunity to date comes up. Sam makes plans, but never goes through with them, when he gets Mia for the night. Meanwhile, Diane has been meeting with her doctor daily for several weeks "personally", and he can't come to breaking the news that she has lost the baby. After she finds out that he has been holding the news in for over 2 weeks, they end there relationship, as Diane goes into depression.

403 - Irritating Intellect
With Diane running the bar and Sam not around, the regulars slowly begin to appear less and less. After she notices the drop in customers, Diane decides to change the focus of Cheers and holds book club meetings almost every night, along with poetry contests, and the new "reading corner". After a couple weeks of this business is booming, and then the regulars return, along with Sam begging for a job.

404 - Back At Bat
As Sam and Diane's trial separation proceeds, Sam tries to make the best of it, and asks Carla to bring THE BOOK back from the wine cellar of the bar (where she hid it away the night of Sam and Diane's wedding). Sam finally gets himself back into the game, but doesn't find himself having any fun. So, after a few dull boring dates, Sam spends his nights hanging out at Cheers with Norm and Cliff. While Diane tries harder and harder to hide her depression

405 - The Dating Game
Woody and Kelly set Diane up on a perfect date with Kelly's cousin. All goes well, until Sam shows up with his date. At the restaurant, they decide to make it a double date. At the end of the evening, Sam finds himself going home with the waitress, but when he sees Diane all alone, he lets her go. Sam and Diane kiss, and decide to head back home together, until Diane stops Sam and reminds him of the agreement they made when the separation began.

406 - The Sampsonites Vs. The Boyds
Jake and Carla plan their first dinner party since getting married. But its the same night as Woody and Kelly's annual bash. At work, Carla and Kelly get into a heated feud, but no resolution is solved. Norm and Cliff find themselves torn between the parties, while Sam and Diane scurry to find dates.

407 - The Magnificent Reconciliation
After weeks of hanging around at Cheers, Jake still can’t get himself to understand exactly what the barflies’ attraction to The Magnificent Seven is. Sam and Diane meet at their consoling session one last time before they get back together, and surprisingly, Sam asks to extend the trial separation an extra two months. And Diane finally breaks the news about being pregnant, as she begins to show.

408 - Nobody's Perfect
Startled by Sam asking to extend the separation, Diane fires Sam from Cheers after only a couple of weeks. Angry at this, the regulars decide once and forall to leave the bar for good, until Diane decided to clear everyone’s bartabs, providing they never leave. Diane decides she wants Sam back, but he doesnt want her, and the seperation goes on, and gets worse.

409 - Half-Assiversary
Carla realizes that its her half anniversary, she suspects that Jake has finalized the plans for their return to Australia, for Carla’s 6 Month Anniversary present. So, Carla begins to search the entire house, tearing it up thinking they’ll be living in Australia anyways. Until Jake surprises Carla with the news that they will be living in Boston, so Carla can be near her friends, and Jake can get closer with his cousin and aunt.

410 - Intellectually Independent
Diane has filed for divorce, and but is slowly loosing control over the bar. While Sammy looses control over the bottle. The gang at Cheers is desperate to get Sam off the bottle, even if it means less drinking for themselves. Throughout conversations with the gang, Sam is reminded why he's on the bottle, and that without Diane, he might as well be dead.

411 - Not So Good To Be Gone
Sam returns to Cheers and crawls back wife, looking for a job and Sam is immediately hired. And the free beer slows down start up again for Norm and Cliff. Meanwhile, Broadway agents are traveling around the country, and they've stopped by in Boston, and Woody gets a part in "Beauty & The Beast." Diane finally comes to it, and tells Sam that she had been pregnant, and that she had lost the child. As Sam begins to cry, Diane notices him and her daughter Mia, and slowly comes out of depression.

412 - On Broadway
Woody finishes up packing for New York, where he's off to be a Broadway musical. When he gets there, he discovers that he was only hired to play a coat rack for 2 minute scene. Woody turns down the job, but cant face coming back to Cheers, so he and Kelly stay in New York for a couple of days. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane, are still at each other’s throats, so much that they destroy their psychiatrist’s office.

413 - Together Again
After 10 months of an on again, off again, seperation with eachother, Sam and Diane must come to one last consoling session. At the session, Sam and Diane get into yet another fight, but ultimatly end in up eachothers' arms, and back in love. Meanwhile, Norm and Cliff are zoned in on the Mr. Ed marathon on TV.

414 - Burn Him For The Steak
Carla and Jake hold their first annual cookout in their new home, where Sam and Diane make the announcement that they are back together for good, and that the baby will be coming any week now. When Carla here's the news, she cancels the barbeque, and kicks everyone out of her backyard. Once everybody leaves, Norm and Cliff come back to take the food, but when Carla catches them, all hell breaks loose.

415 - Life and Jealousy
Mia has grown into a very intelligent girl like her mother, but also has the athletic touch from her father. But when Sam and Diane babysit little Rosa Boyd, Mia becomes jealous, and acts completely unlike herself. When Sam and Diane bring Rosa back to Woody and Kelly, they suddenly realize that Mia’s home alone, but they return to find her safely with there new neighbor. (Lucas Abdo.... played by Bob Newhart and )

416 - Published
Since they missed their deadline with their first publisher, Sam and Diane have changed publishers, and their book is on the way to stores. After the book is published, the entire gang at Cheers gives Sam the silent treatment for not including them in the biography. Sam tries to explain is was Diane's idea to leave their names to the imagination of the reader. After the initial 100,000 copy shipment sells out in less then 1 week, Diane begins to wonder where all of Sam's fans are hiding. Until she discovers a closest full of 40,000 copies of MAYDAY: The Sam Malone Story.

417 - Japanese Invasion
The infamous Evan Drake returns to the United States for the first time in over a decade. He comes to Cheers to discover that Rebecca has left, and that Sam has gotten the bar back. After an afternoon of reuniting, Evan offers Sam $1,000,000 for Cheers, but he doesn't accept. Meanwhile, Drake's Japanese secretary falls hard for Sam.

418 - Write Place, Wrong Time
After the mediocre release of Sam's autobiography, Diane gives up on her dreams of becoming a novelist. Kelly tries to get Diane out of her slump, but nothing works, until she suggests that Diane writes a book about her own life, school, Sam, Mia, Helen. Meanwhile, she couldnt have picked a worse time to write, when the Bosox are heading for the playoffs.

419 - 18th Green
When Sam is invited to attend a game of golf, then an early brunch, by the publishers of his autobiography, Diane becomes furious. She crashes the game of golf, and shows off her VERY bad "skills". After humilating both Sam and herself, Sam decides to give Diane golfing lessons, where she succeeds immediately, and is invited to a tournament. Meanwhile, when Lucas Abdo (Sam and Diane's new neighbor) find out that they own a bar, he begins to stop by, and finally, Cliff isnt the most annoying man in the bar.

420 - The Forgotten Anniversary
When Sam forgets his 4th wedding anniversary, Diane becomes furious. After 2 days of trying to fix things between them, Sam gives up. Until he realizes that Diane is wrong, and that their anniversary is until the following week. So Sam plans revenge, until he sweeps Diane off her feet, and off to the cape for their REAL anniversary.

421 - Back To Hanover (Part 1)
After returning from Laura's tragic funeral, Woody and Sam get into a heated feud. Woody storms out of Cheers and decides to leave Boston forever. Eventually, he and Sam make up, but Woody gets a call from his cousin Chenise, demanding him to return to Indiana. Sam demands that Woody goes, seeing as he hasnt been back home in over a decade.

422 - Back In Hanover (Part 2)
Woody, Kelly, Woody Jr. and Eloise all take a nice fun filled trip to Hanover. Only to find the town deserted, and Mr and Mrs Boyd -- dead. After trying to cope with the lose of his parents, Woody turns to his many cousins (well, at least who hasnt skipped town yet). Back at the bar, Norm gets a job offer from an accounting firm in Pittsburgh.

423 - Back From Hanover (Part 3)
Woody tries to leave Hanover once again, but he can’t face the fact that his parents are dead, and that Hanover is dead as well. Kelly, and their 2 kids (Woody Jr. and Rosa) try to deal with the loss of their grandparents/in-laws, by packing up their Hanover home, and bringing everything they can back with them to Boston. Back at Cheers, the gang plans a surprise party for Woody and Kelly’s return, not knowing that Mr. and Mrs. Boyd are dead. Meanwhile, Norm tries to get prepared for what could be the biggest interview of his life.

with the exception of 2 random episodes....
Cheers - Season 18 (1998-1999)
will be completely new.

(shot fades to the sign above the staircase, and fades again to Woody’s scratchy face on the bar counter.)

Woody: (looking at Norm who just received a mug full of fresh brew) 23

Norm: (takes a gulp, stops and looks at woody) 23 what?

Woody: that’s your 23rd beer today.

Sam: (looks at Norm suspiciously) Norm, that can’t be your 23rd beer, I’ve only given you 5.

Norm: see? (laughs nervously pointing at Woody) I don’t know what he’s talking about! (smiles)

(Sam is still looking at him with a look of suspicion)

Carla: Yo Sammy! You working? Get me a gin and tonic.

Sam: Sure thing Carla. (turns his back to Norm)

(Norm hits Woody on the head and lips “what the hell is wrong with you?” then puts on a pout face and lips “you do not mess with my beer”)

Woody: Oh I’m sorry Mr. Peterson!!! (begins to cry) I can’t do ANYTHING right! (begins sobbing)

Sam: Aww man it’s ok it’s (Woody grabs him and starts crying on his shirt, and rubs his wet face all over it, Sam makes a face, but continues to pat him on the back) it’s ok..

Carla: (comes over from behind, says in a semi-motherly voice) Woody you’re a pig!

Sam: Carla!

(starts crying harder)

Carla: What Sammy? He is! He cheated on his wife! Broke a commandment!

Sam: We know that Carla but this isn’t exactly the best moment to remind him of it.

Carla: You’re right, Woody if it makes you feel any better, I never really liked Kelly anyways.

Woody: (continuing to sob) thank you Carla.

Carla: Geezus! You just can’t help some people (walks away)

(Cliff and Paul come in from the backroom)

Cliff: He er what’s wrong with Woody?

Norm: (still drinking is beer) he’s upset over Kelly.

Paul: Why? What happened?

Cliff: Woody what you need is-

Paul: What happened?

Cliff: Later Paul. (Paul puts on his “nobody ever tells me anything face” and sits down in Diane’s seat) Woody what you need is a night out on the town with a certifiable (does the “yes” motion with his hands which is extending his arm in a fist, and then quickly bringing it in…sort of a backwards punch) with a babe magnet.

Sam: Well Cliff I would love to take Woody, but I’m with Diane now.

Cliff: Sammy, Sammy, Sammy you are royalty in the babe magnet department, but let’s face it, you’ve kind of lost your touch over the years.

Norm: So you’re suggesting you go in his place?

Cliff: (shrugs) yea.

Sam: What do you mean I’ve lost it?

Norm: Oh no Sam you’ve still got it.

Sam: hmm (looks down and starts cleaning a glass)

Norm: (lips to Cliff) He’s lost it.

(cliff nods)

Cliff: So what do you say Woodman?

Woody: I guess.

Cliff: all right!! Me and you out on the town. Two guys painting the town that there red!

(Woody rolls his eyes, slowly turns his head, and drops it on the counter again)
(scene fades)

ahahha

You write Cliff the best. (i mean, Cliff is written best by you)

Cheers - Season 18 - 3.0
Sam Malone
Diane Malone
Carla Sampsonite
Jake Sampsonite
Woody Boyd
Kelly Gaines Boyd
Cliff Clavin
and Norm Peterson

With frequent guest stars:
Frances Sternhagen as Esther Clavin
John Lithgow as Hue Grolier
Bob Newhart as Lucas Abdo
and the return of Richard Doyle as Mr. Gaines

424 - The Interview & A Car in the Bar
Norm begins to say his goodbyes, as he sets out for an interview in Pittsburgh, which means the end of his days at Cheers. Meanwhile, Cliff's mailtruck breaks down, and he is desperate to finish his route after putting it off for 4 days. So he goes drastic, and steals the keys to Sammy's new vette. Afraid that Sammy will find out, Cliff speeds through his route to get back before Sam finds out. Sam finishes his lunch at Cheers with Diane and walks her to her car, as Cliff comes down the street and swerves away before hitting Sammy.... and crashes the car down into Cheers.

425 - Back So Soon?
coming soon....

425 - Back So Soon?
Cliff destroys the bar by driving Sam's brand new vette into it, so now, Cliff has to work everything off. The car, the bar, his life. Meanwhile.... Norm gets the job in Pittsburgh, but turns it down when he finds out that his boss is racist and that Norm was only hired because he didn't want to hire a black man. So, Norm comes crawling back to cityhall, who hires him immediately, thanks to Woody. Norm is back at the bar as well, but coming back to Vera isnt as easy.

426 - Remodeled
Everyone prepares for Sam's new remodeled edition of Cheers. But no one is as suprised as Sam to find the bar exactly the way it was before Cliff's crash. And Sam stops serving Cliff until he gets to work paying his debts.

427 - This Aint The Year
Sam is hired by the Bosox, as they are set to enter the playoffs once again. But what Sam doesn't know, is that he has been hired to sell programs. After Sam is humilated at the game, he returns to the bar, and finds no one watching the game, except for Diane secretly trying to spot her husband on a 9" TV in the office.

428- Cursed Out
When the Red Sox make the playoffs, everyone at the bar cant help but cheer, even Diane. When they find out when they're up against the Yanks, everyone is sure that "this is the year". After 6 games, the series is tied. But when the Yanks win the playoffs, riots breakout within the city, and the bar. When the gang finds out Jake is a Yankee fan, they give him the silent treatment, and let Carla handle him at home.

should I keep going??
or is it bad??

dont want to waste my time....

go ahead tim!! I'm reading

Ill have more soon....
not tonight....
maybe tomorrow

429 - Love At First Bite
It's Halloween night. And the first Halloween in years that the gang isnt in fear of Gary scaring the pants of them. Sam and Diane hold a Halloween party at the bar for all of the regulars and their friends. At the party, Cliff strikes luck behind the mask once again. Cliff thinks that she is the one, until he finds out that she is a witch. Literally.

430 - Straight A's Through Z
Woody Jr. gets a bad report card, and hides out at the bar when Parent Teacher Conferences roll around. When Woody and Kelly search the entire city of Boston, and find him in the bar, its not the least of their worries. Woody Jr. has become the class bully, and he's starting to terrorize the gang at Cheers.

431 - Good Boy
After years of asking, Sam and Diane finally get a puppy for Mia. At first the puppy seems to be the perfect pet, until it comes to the bar one day, and finds a hatred for Cliff. When the Malones return home, the dog can't stop barking, and won't go to sleep, so they are forced to sell the dog.

432 - Houseguest
After mysteriously disappearing for months, Mr. Gaines finally returns to Woody and Kelly's lives. Out of money, a job, and a home, Mr. Gaines comes crawling to Woody and Kelly begging for them to let him move in. Kelly accepts immediately, but without asking Woody. Upset by this, Woody decides to kick Mr. Gaines out of the house, until he realizes how much blackmail he can have on him. So Woody allows his father-in-law to move in. But with a price.... he's the Boyd's new butler.

Ive edited Season 17, getting rid of Sam and Diane's second daughter. Mia can only be an only child.




hope you like....




more soon....

433 - Not So Fast
Cliff finally pays off his debt for the damages he made to the bar, but he can't stop working -- he has to pay for Sam's new car. Meanwhile, Sam gets the job of picking up Mia from daycare, and when Diane takes their only car for the day, Sam finds himself begging Cliff for his car. Cliff lets him take it on one condition -- his debt is paid off. Sam doesn't accept, and leaves Mia at daycare waiting for hours. When Diane finds out, they get into a heated fight in the office, that turns into a "heated fight" on the office couch.

434 - Woody's Finest Hour
After months of starring in a Boston play, no one has yet to come see Woody in his starring role. So, they all clear a day to come see Woody perform, only to find him with a 3-line role. Woody tries to cover it up, but nothing helps. And even his own wife cracks jokes about him, leading into a terrible fight and Woody with a black eye.

435 - Three, It's A Magic Number
Sam and Diane plan a Mia's first suprise party for her 3rd birthday at the bar. The entire gang tries to help out, but Woody, Cliff, and Norm can't help but wonder what toys everyone got her. Any before you know it, they've opened everything only to find clothes. Sam and Diane get into a fight arguing about the guys opening the gifts, and Diane's terrible choices for presents. So quickly Sam heads off to the toystore with the entire gang besides Diane, and loose all track of time, forgetting completely about Mia's birthday.

436 - Jake The Snake
While sitting around playing poker one night at Carla and Jake's house, Jake tells the guys something Carla doesn't even know.... he used to be a wrestler. Not professional, but it was a hobby, and he made a little cash here and there. He invites them to come watch his final match, but when Carla overhears, she makes a plan of her own. At the wrestling arena, Jake is suprised to meet his final opponent -- his wife, Carla.

437 - Won't You Not Be My Neighbor (Part 1)
Lucas Abdo has become the "annoying guy" at Cheers, and Cliff feels that he is losing his place. When Cliff points it out to Sam, he asks Lucas to leave the bar -- forever. So Lucas decides to strike back, on the home turf, the neighborhood. Lucas convinces the neighbors that the Malones are an annoyance to the peace of their neighborhood, and they try to get the Malones evicted. But when Sam fights back, it lands him in a lawsuit with Lucas Abdo.


10 more episodes coming soon....
and then onto Cheers - Season 19 (1999-2000)

(Diane comes walking down the steps of Cheers. Opens the door, and hangs her coat.)

Diane: Hello everyone (gives them her classic smile)

Sam: (from behind the bar) Hey there sweetheart.

Diane: (her eyes twinkle when she sees Sam, and walks all around and into the bar) Hello Sam.

(He pulls her closer and gives her a hug and a tender kiss. They let go and she reaches for her apron and he continues to clean glasses.)

Sam: (squinting his eyes and putting his hand on his forehead, then dropping it as if remembering something) Oh Diane, I wanted to ask you (Diane who is about to grab her tray turns and looks at him attentively), my apartment (smiling) is being renovated, something about the plumbing falling apart and water leaking from my floor to the apartment under me, anyways the place is going to be out for a couple of weeks, and normally I would stay here or maybe in a hotel or something, but you know since (reaches for her hand and Diane gives it to him)we are together I was wondering if I could maybe stay in your place?

Diane: (pulling him closer) Of course you may, Sam. (looking up at him) In fact I think it’s a romantic idea. (they kiss)

Sam: Well great! Thank you Diane, and I promise you, you won’t even feel I’m there.

Diane: Well hopefully I do feel you there. (They kiss again)

Carla: (clapping her hands angrily and coming towards the bar) ok, ok! Break it up, you’ve got drinks to make (pointing at Sam), and you have people to bore and serve badly (pointing to Diane)! Enough already! Let’s go!

Diane: (Diane gets her tray) Well, I’ll see you tonight (winks, and gives him a little nudge) roomy. (Sam smiles and is about to reach for her again when Carla separates them and pushes Diane out of the bar)

Carla: I said lets go! You two can play house on your own time! I’m by myself out there schlepping drinks!

Diane: Ok, ok you don’t have to push Carla. (goes to a table to take their order).

Carla: Finally (turns to Sam) Ok, I need a very dry martini, two drafts, and an Irish cream coffee.

Sam: Got it. (starts making the drink)
Norm: So Sam, going to move in with Diane?

Sam: Temporarily, yea.

Norm: I remember the first time me and Vera moved in together, you see we got our apartment a month before the wedding, and we thought “let’s try it out” you know just to get the feel. Vera was so cute back then, she’d do all the little tasks around the house, and leave me little notes saying “I love you and stuff” …then as the years went by the notes stopped, well some of them became reminder notes that she would put in my pocket (reaches into his pocket and pulls out 50 small folded pieces of paper) hmm…I guess I should probably read them. There might be something important in one of them.

(opens one up and begins to read)

(Sam shakes his head, and gives Carla the drinks)

(exit scene, commercial break)

haha
perfect.

its way past tomorrow..... :D I'm interested keep going with it! (Yes I know this is late but I've been computerless for a while lol)

tomorrow is here....

Scene 1 - The Bar

(Sam is behind the bar, Carla is serving drinks, while Norm and Cliff are talking in their normal seats, as Woody and Kelly sit at the Frith table)

Norm - So what you're trying to say is that everyone in the world is somehow related?? Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever heard.

Cliff - More stupid then the time I decided to have a severed head when I depart from this lonely planet you people like to call Earth.

Norm - Whatya mean "you people?"

Cliff - Im just sayin that you incompitent minds of the world have no way of beholding the powers that be.

Carla - Powers that be, huh? So Cliffy, you've finally learned the powers of the almight God.

Cliff - No.... Im talking about the ancient vodoo spirits that reside in this bar.

Sam - Vodoo spirits?? I dont recall any vodoo spirits?? Cliffie, maybe you've been drinkin a little to much.

Carla - Listen to the man for once, maybe he's right. There have been some very weird spirits in this bar.

Sam - Like what?

(Norm, Cliff, and Carla turn over to Sammy slowing saying "Di-ane")

Woody - I think you're all crazy. There's no such thing as vodoo and spirits. We're just normal people living in a normal world. Nothing can force us to say or do anything.

Kelly - WOODY!! (shouting) Get over here!!

Woody - (sulks his head) Coming dearest.

Kelly - Thats mommy dearest to you! You bastard, you did this to me.... now get it out!!

(Norm and Cliff shy away, "gagging", and walk to the other side of the bar)

Woody - Here.... (Woody gives her a shot) drink up.

Sam - Woah woah.... arent you afraid that might hurt the child.

Kelly - Why would it hurt the child.... my mother drank while she was pregnant with me.

Carla - (buts into the conversation) That explains a lot.

(Kelly shakes her head and smiles blankly)

Kelly - Comon sweetheart, lets head home.

Woody - But Im not done talking to the guys.

Kelly - MOVE IT FARMBOY!!

Woody - (sulks his head) Coming dearest.

(Woody and Kelly start walking out of the bar) (Woody runs up the stairs, and Kelly runs down to the bar to pay Sam) (Norm waves for Kelly to come towards him)

Norm - Me and Cliff 've got a bet going to see if evil spirits really do reside in this bar.

Cliff - Here's how it works....

Norm - If you have twins.... there are evil spirits.

Cliff - And if not.... Normie wins the bet and the curse is dispelled.

Kelly - So.... Im having twins?? (looks at them curiously)

Norm - Ok, lets go through this again....

(end of scene.... cut to outside of bar [NOT commercial])


more soon.... "tomorrow" maybe.

438 - Won't You Not Be My Neighbor (Part 2)
Sam and Lucas go to court, but to make matters worse.... the man hired as Lucas' lawyer is Sam's very own brother Derek Malone. For the first time since 1983, Derek and Diane come face to face and settle there differences, all while Derek makes the move. Sam eventually wins the court battle, but only after humilation from his older brother sinks in.

439 - Police and Cheesecake
When Diane holds a dinner party for her neighbors, plans go awray when Lucas Abdo arrives uninvited. Determined to destroy the party, Lucas attacks the Malones in every way, until the authorities arrive and take Lucas away. Upset that the police had to take him away, Diane plans to counsol the man who has tried to destroy her life. Meanwhile Sam worries that he cant handle the tribulations of everyday life without the help of a man with a gun.



8 more episodes coming soon.... then onto Season 19, with the biggest Season premiere ever.

440 - Car Shop Psycho
coming soon....

not that perfect.
comon!!

Originally posted by barwars88
not that perfect.
comon!!

lol ok ok ok, i've been busy but i will post some more real soon, sorry for the delay

good.
it took me a while.... but I finally updated mine.

coming soon....

oh I can't wait! :D

yea!!

After watching Frasier more and more.
Ive decided to quit my fanfic.


It contridicts Frasier.... and that cant happen.


Maybe Ill make a "Season 12" that keeps with the story of Frasier.


idk....


"my" Sam and Diane story.... will be left unfinished.

This time....
KEEPING WITH THE FRASIER STORYLINE!!




episodes coming soon....

This version of Season 12 will not take place until after the finale of Frasier.

So once that airs.... expect a LOT of episodes.


But until then.... check out everybody else's fanfics.

woohoo! I can't wait! Well, yes I can because that means Frasier will be over, but still, woohoo!!!! lol

I really want to do this....
but I wont know how anything will happen until May 13th.

AHH
I cant wait till May.
Im bored.... so here it goes.


Cheers - Season 12
STARRING:
Sam Malone/Diane Chambers (same title screen, the original one)
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd/Kelly Gaines Boyd (same title screen, new)
Dr. Frasier Crane
Clifford C. Clavin
and
Norm Peterson

With Frequent Guest Stars
Ludlow Tortelli
Elvis and Jesse LeBec
Dr. Lilith Sternin
Frederick Crane
Paul Krapence
Phil





Its been over 11 years since we last saw the gang at Cheers. Not much has changed -- Frasier moved to Seattle, Cliff has retired, and Norm is Norm. Along with the ever present fact that Carla is once again pregnant. This time with John Allen Hill's baby, but sadly, when he heard the news that he was going to be the father, he dropped dead in Carla's arms. Rebecca is nowhere to be seen, and for the first episode -- her whereabouts are never mentioned. Diane however has been very busy, after writing a successful TV film, Diane finally went for her dream of writing a book -- but this time it was for children. Not much has changed with Sam, he's still a lady's man, but he's slowed down quite a bit. Woody, after leaving office after a shameful three day run, has become quite the family man with a son and daughter with his beautiful wife Kelly. Lilith, as "Frasier" fans may know, has gotten re-married, but her husband left her for a man. Paul and Phil are the same as ever. But there's a new barfly in town, Carla's son Ludlow, not quite the brainiac he used to be, he lacks people skills and spends most of his time down at Cheers with the gang. Now.... onto the episode.



276 - Makin' Your Way In The World Today
Frasier returns to Cheers after over 11 years, but his "triumphant" return has been upstaged by the return of Diane, who quincidentally, has just left yet another man at the altar. Startled by their return, the gang at Cheers suspects that they may once again be hitting it off. Sam fears that Diane has come back for him, while Frasier fears the same. They both make fools of themselves as they try to keep her away. But after a heated fight in the office between Sam, Diane, AND Frasier.... Diane returns to Sam.

277 - Takes Everything You've Got
When Frasier hears the news that Rebecca fell hard for Andy Andy when he struck it rich, he can't believe his ears. But as the story goes on he discovers that Andy and Rebecca planned to drive off and elope in Reno, but due to the return of Rebecca's weight problem she choked on a bag of Peanut M&Ms when Andy Andy drove over a pothole. When Frasier realizes that he wasn't told about her funeral or even her death, he feels that the gang at Cheers never really liked or missed him. So, he tries to butter up to the gang and offers to pay off their bar tabs, until he discovers exactly how much Norm owes.
Meanwhile.... John Allen Hill's will becomes finalized and Carla is stunned to discover that he has left everything to his daughter. Hill's daughter decides not to share any money with Carla, and she is forced to pay for her unborn baby all on her own. When Frasier hears of this, he offers to pay for the child's education. Carla doesn't accept, but does take his money.

278 - Takin' A Break From All Your Worries
coming soon....

278 - Takin' A Break From All Your Worries
Diane offers to take care of Carla's twins as she goes into labor with her 9th child. But she never feared exactly how dangerous teenage Tortellis can be. When Diane is tied up in her apartment, all hell breaks loose as Elvis and Jesse throw a party. Sam arrives to save Diane, but ends up as the life of the party.
Meanwhile.... Ludlow faces major traumatization as he faces the delivery room alongside his pregnant-middle-aged mother. And Carla gives birth to a baby girl, Rose Marie Hill


279 - Sure Would Help A Lot
Desperate for help as Carla takes some maternity time off, Sam reluctantly hires Woody's wife Kelly. Although not the sharpest knife in the drawer, the gang seems to like Kelly as a waitress and Carla fells that her job is being threatened. With the two blondes (Diane and Kelly) serving drinks, the "new" mother Carla decides to go for a new look and dies her hair blonde. As Carla returns to her job nearly 2 months before expected, everyone is frightened by her new do, especially Lud.




20 more episodes left this season.
Including an appearance by Diane's ex-fiance, and possibly a visit from either Niles and Daphne or Martin and Ronee Crane.

I like so far! Do continue!

280 - Wouldn't You Like To (Part 1)
In the first of two parts, Woody tries out for a play on Broadway and lands the lead role. When Frasier hears of this, he tries to take a stab at acting but loses out. But he does meet an old friend -- Lilith, who has also landed a role in the play. When Lilith discovers that Frasier has moved back to Boston, she tries to land him with Frederick while Lilith makes her Broadway debut.
Within it all Frasier mistakens Lilith's favor for a beg for love, and Frasier hides in fear.
To Be Continued....







281 - Get Away (Part 2)
In the conclusion to the two-part episode, Woody shoves off for New York along with Kelly. But he has mistaken the play for actually being on Broadway, when it is actually on "tour". He completely misses his opening night and is fired immediately. Meanwhile, Frasier makes a complete ass of himself as he tries to keep Lilith out of his new apartment as Lilith comes to drop Frederick off. The entire night ends with Frasier and Lilith sleeping together -- but ultimately not back together again. Well -- not yet.


282 - Ohh Canada
When Sam attends a Red Sox reunion, he discovers that some of his old buddies have left America, and ran off to Canada. When one of them invites him to "cross the boarder" for a weekend in Montreal, Sam is a little skeptic, and he reveals his fear of Canadians. Diane and Frasier both try different attempts to cure Sam's phobia, but in the end they all realize that the only reason he didnt want to go was because Diane would embarass him.


283 - Lost Phil, Lost Pills
Phil goes missing for about 2 weeks, Norm Cliff and Paul set out to find him, discovering he has a wife, a son, and a daughter. His son fled the country 3 weeks before and Phil left Beantown to find him, somewhere in Mexico. Meanwhile, as Woody and Kelly F host a dinner party for Mr. Gaines and his new fiance. At the party he loses his "pills", Kelly put them in her water, thinking they were used to get rid of gas. Scared for his daughter's life, Mr. Gaines searches the entire house shooting out any cup in sight. The party is destroyed, although it ends with Mr. Gaines proposing to his daughter. At the party, Ma Clavin is spotted with a mystery man.

284 - Ma's Fair,well Maybe Not
Ma Clavin announces that she and her "mystery man", Hue Grolier, are escaping to the beautiful islands of Jamaica for 3 weeks. Unable to have his mother go, Cliff plans to handcuff himself to his Ma. Too bad for him, Ma Clavin left 6 hours earlier than she planned to. Meanwhile Sam attends the opera with Diane where he finds some old baseball buddies who have all become big opera fans.

15 Episodes coming soon....
Until the Season 13 premiere starting with "300, More or Less"

These four episodes would all air on one night. (and then for the next three weeks -- repeats of the first 3 episodes)

285 - All Those Nights When You've Got No Lights
Woody finds himself locked out of the house, after an enormous fight with Kelly. Sam tells him to spend the next few days with him, but remembers that he has to clear out his apartment for it to be renovated. Sam lets Woody move into his office in Cheers, then Boston experiences a rolling blackout. The power goes out for over 19 hours, leaving everyone stranded for a "sleepover" at Cheers. Cliff sells his collection of many flashlights to the people of Cheers, until everybody blinds him with them. And during the blackout, Lud finds himself very attracted to a woman, but is only courageous enough to confront her when the room is pitch black.

286 - Check Is In The Mail
After selling his goal of 150 flashlights, Cliff gets sent a check for $400 for meeting his quota. The check never shows up, and Cliff is forced to confess that he went searching through the mail to find it, and has to pay a $400 fine. The check never does show up, the flashlight company was phony. Meanwhile, Kelly confronts Woody for the first time since the fight and she asks for a seperation.

287 - And Your Little Angel, Hung The Cat By Its Tail (written by the talented Maria, DianeChambers87)
Sam's apartment is being renovated, and Diane graciously offers for him to spend the time with her in her new apartment (which happens to be her old one). When Sam arrives living together is heaven, until he meets Diane's cat, who he tries to kill after it interrupts them during "friend making." Meanwhile, Woody wants to go crawling back to Kelly, but Cliff shows him the "joys" of single living.

288 - And Your Third Fiance Didn't Show
At the beginning of the season, Diane arrived at Cheers' on the day that was suppossed to be her wedding to a man named Sir Angus Dengard (an old English war hero who Diane fell madly in love with in California). But she left him at the altar and returned to Cheers, oddly enough, this would be the third time that Diane would leave a man at the altar and return to Cheers. On to the story....
Sir Angus Dengard, Diane's fiance whom she left at the altar discovers that she has fled to Cheers. He returns diligently on a horse and carriage hoping to sweep Diane off her feet. When Sam discovers that a man has come for Diane, he figures it is her father. The gang at Cheers all gets a chance to meet with Sir Dengard. Sir Dengard had hoped to take Diane back to England with him, but their relationship had come to an end. But some good does come out of his arrival -- he is the key in Woody and Kelly's reconciliation as Woody uses the horse and carriage to win Kelly back.

11 More Episodes Coming Soon....
with a visit from "the Cranes" -- who & who -- not sure yet.

289 - How Cliffy Got His Groove Back
After months of admiration, Cliff finally gets the nerve to ask his new neighbor to dinner. Suprisingly, she accepts. But even more suprisingly, Cliff is "the perfect date", and an excellent dancer. After several nights of dating, they both begin to think they may be in love, until they discover the "dark sides" of eachother, and they end the relationship.


10 More Coming Soon....

290 - Roll Out Of Bed, Mr. Coffee's Dead
After years of being off the bottle, Sam becomes addicted to coffee. He drinks it everywhere, and now that Diane has bought him a Mr. Coffee, he's estatic. Then, one morning, Mr. Coffee breaks down and Sam goes crazy. Meanwhile, back at Cheers, Carla threatens to quit once and for all, unless the "sticklady" gets out.

291 - Mornin's Looking Bright
Sam's having trouble adjusting to daylight savings time, and he wakes up and leaves work at the wrong time day after day. Diane decides to buy him a deluxe alarmclock, that automatically adjusts to daylight savings time. The alarm is a defect and doesnt stop going off, even after being unplugged, driving Sam insane.

292 - And Your Shrink Ran Off To Europe
Diane re-initiates reself into a psychiatric clinic to help her get rid of her never ending facial-tic once and for all. After 3 successful weeks at the clinic, Diane's shrink, Dr. Gerald Fellows, runs off to Europe to meet his mistress, leaving Diane all alone. Meanwhile, everyone considers sending Cliff to get "some help," after he proclaims he had lunch with George Washington.

293 - And Didn't Even Write
Diane's publishing company tells her to have either three chapters in by the end of the week, or the deal is off. Diane begins to cram for the book, but she can't think of anything, so she decide's to get views from the gang at Cheers-- not a good idea. The publishing company, H. R. Puffine - Stuffern, decides to let Diane go, until they learn about her second attempt at a collaboration with Sam on his autobiography.

294 - And Your Husband Wants To Be A Girl
Kelly finds Woody dressed in Woman's clothing and is once and for all convinced to leave him, until he explains. Woody's trying out for a play, in which his character has to dress in drag. Kelly hates the idea, but Woody doesn't listen. In the end, he doesn't get the part.


5 More Episodes, Coming Soon....

295 - The Carpet King Rides Again
After seeing Sam and Diane's new carpet, Woody and Kelly decide to get a new one as well. After the installation, Woody discovers a static shock occurs while walking on the carpet. But the "Carpet King" insists no refunds. So Woody and Kelly are out $700, AND the freedom of shock. So, they hire Norm to pull up the carpet and install a new one. Until they discover the beauty of hardwood floors.

296 - Liar Liar Pants On Fire
Norm's old friends, Clark and Ellen Griswald, comes to visit her at Cheers. Cliff thinks Clark is an old newscaster from NBC's Weekend Update, but nobody believes him. Meanwhile, Sam tries to clean up his office and finds Diane‘s birth certificate, showing she’s actually 2 years YOUNGER than she says.
Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo Guest Star, reprising their roles from National Lampoon's "Vacation" Series.

297 - Stuff You
Diane's obsession with stuffed animals goes too far when she begins to bring them into Cheers, and purchases a life size elephant, that Sam tears to pieces.

298 - Cheers, Widescreen
Sam finally gets around to buying the big screen TV for the bar that he's been saving for since the 80s. Once Sam finds out how to install it, the whole Cheers gang heads to the local video store to rent some movies, but no one can decide on anything. And once again, it's "The Magnificent Seven."

299 - The Hills Are Alive
Carla begins to feel guilt when she changes John Allen Hill's will to include her, giving his daughter nothing. Her guilt goes so far as to her thinking that John Allen Hill's ghost has come to get the money back for his daughter. Carla's superstition becomes worse when Hill's daughter is reported missing -- and Carla suspects that she may have killed her, without knowing it.

Cheers - Season 13
Coming Soon....
With a guest star from "Frasier".
And a twist in the Sam and Diane storyline.

Cheers - Season 13

Starring:
Sam Malone/Diane Chambers (same title screen, the original one)
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd/Kelly Gaines Boyd (same title screen, new)
Dr. Frasier Crane
Clifford C. Clavin
and
Norm Peterson

With Frequent Stars:
Ludlow Tortelli
Elvis and Jesse LeBec
Dr. Lilith Sternin
Frederick Crane
Paul Krapence
Phil
Sue Ann Demott
and Captain Merril Stubbing (from "The Love Boat")


300 - It's Love (Part 1)
Sam prepares to propose to Diane once again, but his plans are spoiled when the new owner of Melville's, Captain Merril Stubing, decides to remodel his new restaurant, but Cheers' is in his way. "Captain", as he likes to be called, offers Sam a deal he can't refuse. But he does. This infuriates "Captain", and Sam realizes that HE is the tormenter in this new relationship between businessman and businessman.
Meanwhile, Diane become quite bored with Sam's new obsession with annoying the Captain that she decides to go away for the weekend, "alone", to get away from all the agony.

301 - It's The Love Boat (Part 2)
When Sam finally gets around to realizing that Diane has been gone for 2 days, he goes searching for her, only to find her on a 3 day cruise throughout the bay area.
With Sam off waiting for Diane, Captain decides to begin his remodeling plans and would've destroyed all of Beacon Street, if it hadn't been for Carla kicking him out of the bar -- literally.
Diane's boat finally comes in, and Sam runs to meet her, but finds her with her new lover, a woman by the name of Sue Ann Demott.


23 more episodes coming soon....
and then on to Season 14.

302 - Run Run Robber
After a couple of neighbors experience burglaries, Woody and Kelly just shrug it off. But when the elderly woman down the street is robbed, and beatened, Woody decides to install a deluxe security system. A few nights later, Woody accidentally locks himself out of his own home, and a burglar strikes. Woody catches the burglar, and is startled to discover that its a woman.
Diane does not appear in this episode, and Sam is still too startled to tell the gang about her new "friend."

303 - Sue Ann, Diane, Dated, Done, and Injured
Sam finally comes around to telling the gang at Cheers about Diane's new love interest, but when he hears the words come out of his mouth -- it shocks even himself causing him to go into a state of shock and pass out. Diane returns as Sam is being swept off to the hospital, but she holds her self to not react, and introduces Sue Ann to everybody. Norm and Cliff are intrigued to see them kiss -- but they won't be a "publicity stunt." At the hospital, Sam regains consciousness and congratulates Diane about her newfound love. That is -- until he realizes that he once dated Diane's new girlfriend.

304 - That Damn Metric System
Unknown to Sam -- Diane still plans to work at Cheers, but Sue Ann (a Russian imigrant), recommends that Sam get in touch with the times and convert everything in the bar to the metric system. The first couple of days -- nobody notices a difference. Until Woody is taught about liters and milliliters. Soon the beers are served in tiny shot glasses -- while a martini comes a mug.

305 - Barfly, Fly, Fly
When Cliff feels his life is meaningless, he sets out to search the world for his missing mother and her boyfriend Hue Grolier. When Cliff arrives at the airport -- dressed like Indiana Jones head-to-toe, he runs into Ma Clavin who is now Ma Clavin-Grolier, after being married for almost 5 months to her boyfriend Hue. Cliff has an outrage and sets up an "official" wedding where he can be present. Ma refuses, and tells Cliff even bigger news -- Ma and Hue are moving back in with him!


19 Episodes Coming Soon....

306 - Happy Halloween Hairy Harry The Hat
After years of absence, Harry The Hat returns to Cheers, a changed man. He introduces the gang to his fiance, telling the story of how they met in jail, and that she changed his life, but there’s a catch. She’s a witch. (a real witch, not the fairytale kind). Meanwhile, the gang plans the perfect prank on Gary’s Old Town Tavern, until they remember that Gary sold the bar and has moved to Texas. Harry tries to get the gang to convince his fiance to leave him alone, he's afraid that if he calls off the wedding she'll put a curse on him.

307 - Yes or Norm?
Months of sitting at the bar day after day, Norm begins the job search once again. He decides that accounting is no way to spend your life and begins to look into other areas. Especially psychology. After purchasing some books and looking into the profession, Norm begins to question the meaning of life. But finds its much easier just to hang out and watch some reruns on TV. Upset by his laziness, both Diane and Frasier try to rebuild Norm's interest in psychology until they realize that he could be a danger to society.

308 - Counting Carla‘s Kids
Carla’s age begins to get to her when she can’t seem to remember her children’s ages or even names. Most of her children have gone off to be on their own, some never to return. Now she lives by herself, with 5 children that is. So the gang tries to cheer Carla up with a suprise party, but Carla forgets to show up.
Meanwhile, Diane is afraid to stand up for gay rights when she hears that some of her old college friends are homophobic.

309 - Harley Clavinson
Ma Clavin gets her and Hue their own place, and Cliff moves back into his condo. He then discovers the new neighbor, who's a bit younger, but LOVES motorcycles, so Cliff wastes some of his retirement money, and buys himself a Harley. But even a fancy motorcycle couldnt win over his new neighbor, and Cliff finds himself out of almost $4000.

310 - Haunted Past
Phil’s stunt at the Piggly Wiggly has come back to haunt him and he is taken away by the feds. Norm, Cliff, Paul, Ludlow, and Woody try to plan Phil's espace from jail. But when the jail guard refuses to unlock the door (their "brilliant" plan), they take drastic matters -- pinning the guard down as Phil slips through the door. Before they get out of the prison, Phil trips and demands to be "left behind" -- when he realizes that prison life is better than the bar.

311 - Super Barfly Bros.
When Woody gets ahold of an old Super Nintendo from his neighbor's garage sale, he begs for Sam to put in the bar. After hours of trying to set it up, the Super Nintendo finally works. Then Woody faces the trouble of finding some games. After a couple of hours, he returns, and Norm and Cliff get sucked right in. Never giving Woody a chance to play. After Norm and Cliff's drinking slows down, and they begin to play the video games over watching some football or hockey, Sam takes the system out of the bar. And gets himself addicted at home.

312 - Bejeannied
Late one night in the bar, Norm and Cliff continue to fight over Bewitched/I Dream of Jeannie, until they break the remote, and are too lazy to get up and change the channels themselves. Norm and Cliff continue to fight until they leave, and Sam falls asleep wondering what it would be like if Samantha and Jeannie were real.
DREAM SEQUENCE:Samantha (played by Diane) and Jeannie (played by Sue Ann) come into Cheers, both looking for Sam, and they get into a fight over who Sam wants more.

313 - Straight Pride
Diane and Sue Ann return from their first gay pride parade together, and Sam is upset that Diane would be in such a parade. Sam decides that if gays can have gay pride parades, straights can have straight pride parades, and he does. Sam gets together the gang at Cheers, along with some other rival bars, and starts the first annual "Straight Pride Parade".
Sam gets arrested for not having a parade permit, and lands the night in jail. Diane supports Sam's decision for a Straight Pride Parade, but Sue Ann is strongly against it. Their fued culminates in an office scene between Sam, Diane, and Sue Ann. Sam feels that this may land him with both ladies, but in the end everyone goes home alone -- and Sue Ann leaves Cheers forever.


11 Episodes Coming Soon....

I was so happy to get online and see that this was updated!! And I loved the HR Puffine-Stuff "cameo"- so original! Please, keep the fic coming!

Originally posted by BebeLilithFan154
I was so happy to get online and see that this was updated!! And I loved the HR Puffine-Stuff "cameo"- so original! Please, keep the fic coming!

haha, thanks.

ill have more soon.... probably right away.
and someday, eventually -- ill get around to righting scripts.
maybe over break -- if not, probably not till june.

314 - Nine Two Five (Part 1)
Furious about her recent breakup with Sue Anne, Diane can‘t handle working for Sam, and leaves her job at Cheers. After weeks of searching, she finds a job at the local community college.... as a janitor. Meanwhile, Hue Grolier and Cliff begin to get at eachothers throats for everything, and demands that Ma Clavin choose between the two.

315 -Nine Two Five (Part 2)
Dianes job at the community college doesn’t last for long, and she finds herself crawling back to Sam for a job at Cheers. Initially Sam says no claiming all Diane brings is turmoil to his life. This tiny arguement turns into a huge fight -- and somehow,(confusing both Sam and Diane), Diane finds herself working back at Cheers. Meanwhile, Ma Clavin chooses to be with Hue Grolier over her own son, telling him to get his own life.

316 - Houseguest
After lurky around in his mansion alone for almost 4 years, Mr. Gaines' company goes belly-up and he finds himself back in Woody and Kelly's lives. Out of money, a job, and a home, Mr. Gaines comes crawling to Woody and Kelly begging for them to let him move in. Kelly accepts immediately, but without asking Woody. Woody decides to let him stay seeing that he's family, but Woody soon discovers that blood isnt that much thicker than water.

317 - Japanese Invasion
The infamous Evan Drake returns to the United States for the first time in over a decade. He comes to Cheers to discover that Rebecca has left, and that Sam has gotten the bar back. After an afternoon of reuniting, Sam kind bring himself to tell Evan that the woman he thinks he may be in love with died due to VERY unnatural causes. Meanwhile, Drake's Japanese assistant falls hard for Diane, and she goes out with him -- her first date since her break up with Sue Ann.

318 - Finest Hour
After months of starring in a Boston play, no one has yet to come see Woody in his starring role. So, they all clear a day to come see Woody perform, only to find him with a 3-line role. Woody tries to cover it up, but nothing helps. And even his Woody's own wife cracks jokes about him, leading into a terrible fight and Woody with a black eye.

6 More Coming Soon....

319 - French? Fish? (Part 1)
Sam gets news from Captain Merril Stubbing that Melville's will no longer be serving fish. Sam loves the idea -- thinking a nice steakhouse will be above his bar, but when he discovers that its French -- Sam's nose turns the other way. Almost immediately, both Diane and Frasier fight to help "Captain" decide how to run his restaurant. But Diane wins the fight when Frasier discovers that Niles and Daphne are on their way to visit. Frasier tries to clean up the bar, and the patrons, but his work is ruined. Not to mention the fact that Lilith has decided to return to Cheers.

320 - As Long As It's Fresh (Part 2)
Still trying to convince Captain that she is the smartest choice when it comes to French cuisine, Diane is driving him up the wall. And Sam can't help but love it.
Meanwhile, Lilith has been tormenting Frasier, knowing that Niles and Daphne are on their way. But as soon as Frasier gets Lilith to leave the bar, she runs into Niles and Daphne on their way in. Niles deplores the setting of the bar, and demands to leave immediately. All the while, Daphne loves the atmosphere and can't wait to tell Frasier the good news -- they're moving to Boston!!

321 - Well Not Too Fresh (Part 3)
Frasier, in a state of shock, tries everything he can to convince Niles and Daphne to stay in Seattle. The gang at Cheers' reminds Niles that both Daphne AND Frasier will hang out there if they move here, and the he will be forced to become a barfly. Startled by their accusations that he would ever be a barfly, Niles storms out of Cheers and out of Boston. Later that evening, Daphne contacts Frasier and works everything out.
Niles and Daphne are staying in Seattle.
But Lilith -- isn't leaving the bar.
Meanwhile, Captain's plans for Melville's follow through and construction begins.


3 more coming soon....
And then on to Season 14, when Lilith re-joins the cast.

323 - Elvis in Love, Jesse's Just Jealous
When Elvis comes home struck by the lovebug, Carla can't help but feel sick. The whole event becomes worse when Jesse tells Carla that he's in love as well -- with the same girl. Elvis and Jesse get into a huge fight, shattering the urn with Carla's mothers ashes. Infuriated, Carla attempts to kill her twin sons. Luckily Sam and Woody arrive in time to rescue Elvis and Jesse. At school the next week, Elvis and Jesse discover that the girl they supposedly both in love with has a twin sister, and that they had both met two different girls. Then -- Carla tries to kill the boys' new girlfriends. In the end, Carla kills nobody, and Elvis and Jesse end the night single.

324 - Love Is All Around
When Woody returns from a trip to New York City to meet with his agent, he brings back a new, old, friend. The famous newscaster Mary Richards. Sam is very intrigued when she enters the bar, thinking that she's a relative of Woody, meaning she's an easy catch. But quite the contrary, Miss Richards, as she demands Sam calls her, gives Sam a run for his money. No really -- he drops his wallet out of taxi and the miss matched couple go searching for it. But all they find is the dark sides of eachother, and Mary returns to New York.
Mary Tyler Moore guest stars, reprising her role of Mary Richards from the classic 1970's sitcom "Mary Tyler Moore"

325 - Obsession
Diane's new perfume, Obsession is driving the gang at Cheers insane. Its causing them all to act very unlike themselves, and Carla finds herself expressing her love to Cliff. But Cliff couldn't be bothered, he's become obsessed with his stamp collection and when they go missing -- he blames Paul.

Cheers - Season 14

Starring:
Sam Malone/Diane Chambers(same title screen)
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Woody Boyd/Kelly Gaines Boyd (same title screen)
Dr. Frasier Crane/Dr. Lilith Sternin (same title screen)
Clifford C. Clavin
and
Norm Peterson

With Frequent Stars:
Ludlow Tortelli
Elvis and Jesse LeBec
Frederick Crane
Paul Krapence
Phil
and Captain Merril Stubbing (from "The Love Boat")

326 - Together Again
but who??
coming soon....

oh you stopped at an evil point... :eek: lol

326 - Together Again
Lilith returns to the bar fullheartedly, and Diane announces, once again, her resignation. Sam thinks she's bluffing, so he goes on as if its nothing. But when Diane doesn't show up for work three days in a row, Sam is forced to search for a replacement. Lilith, who has recently quit her job, is the perfect candidate. Suprisingly, she takes the job, but is dreadful. She makes Diane look like the best waitress ever. Sam finally gets ahold of Diane, but she believes that he wants her as a love interest, not a waitress. Diane agrees to come back to Cheers, and does -- but only to find that Sam and Lilith are now a couple. Meanwhile, Frasier gets more and more annoyed by the minute, and can't even bear being in the bar with Lilith, until he finds that she now is with Sam, which makes him even more crazy.

327 - You Got To Fight, For Your Right, To Par-ty
With Sam and Lilith together, Diane and Frasier decide to go spend a night on the town. While out, they meet some very strange people, from a ventriliquist, to an astronaut -- who believes his is an alien. Diane and Frasier have so much fun they believe they be falling in love with eachother, but when a romantic date doesn't work out, they decide to plot to seperate Sam and Lilith. Meanwhile, back at the bar -- Paul breaks his arm when moving the piano and tries to sue Sam, but he's so taken up with Lilith that he doesn't care at all about Paul, and clears his bartab for life.

328 - Susan Howe? Susan Who?
Rebecca's sister, Susan Howe the actress comes to Cheers in hopes of retrieving all of Rebecca's belongings. But when Susan tries to make a move on Sam, Lilith won't stand for it and starts a fight. With Lilith and Susan fighting in the office, Sam feels estatic. But what he doesn't know is that Woody is left in charge of the bar and that a fight has begun out there as well -- between Cliff and Paul.

329 - Captain's Cruise Sets Sail
The remodeling job at Melville's is complete, and for Captain's grand opening he invites the whole gang at Cheers to join him -- with the exception of Sam. Furiated, Sam demands that none of his regulars go, but when they hear its all you can eat, his bar is empty for the night. At the party, all sorts of problems occur from Woody tripping over the waiter -- to Norm and Cliff eating the cake before anyone gets a look at it. Down at the bar, Sam is all alone. Even his new girlfriend, Lilith, deserted him for the party.

330 - Suspicions on the Cliff
When Cliff quits his job at the post office, the gang at Cheers decides to look deeper into exactly why Cliff left his job. They find nothing, but soon Cliff returns to Cheers dressed in his uniform, a man in brown -- UPS. Meanwhile, Cliff thinks there planning a suprise party for him, and embarasses himself to death.

331 - Straight A's Through Z
Woody Jr. gets a bad report card and runs away from home when Parent Teacher Conferences roll around. When Woody and Kelly search the entire city of Boston, and find him in the bar, its not the least of their worries. Woody Jr. has become the class bully, and he's starting to terrorize the gang at Cheers.

332 - Love At First Bite
It's Halloween night. And the first Halloween in years that the gang isnt in fear of Gary scaring the pants of them. Sam and Diane hold a Halloween party at the bar for all of the regulars and their friends. At the party, Cliff strikes luck behind the mask once again. Cliff thinks that she is the one, until he finds out that she is a vampire. Literally.

333 - Colcord Express (Part 1)
Robin Colcord returns from England for the first time in years. He has come to sweep Rebecca off her feet and to bring her back to England with him. But when Sam breaks the news to him about Rebecca getting married, divorced and moving back to California, Robin changes his plans, and turns his attention to Diane, claiming he will marry her in front of Norm Cliff and Carla.

334 - Colcord Express (Part 2)
Robin begins his process of sweeping Diane off her feet, but nothing seems to make her budge, until he tells her about the book he has written, and his days in jail. And Diane falls for her week spot, intellectual bad boys. After dinner at Melville’s, Diane Robin makes his move down in the bar, but Diane is distracts by Sam and Lilith who call off their relationship. Looking deep into Robin's eyes, Diane proclaims "I love you, Sam".... and runs off to the office, grabs Sam, kisses him for about 30 seconds, pushes him away, fixes her blouse. And Sam thinks, shrugs, and says "ok".

335 - Hold It Mr. Quickpants
Just when Sam thinks that he and Diane are together again, Diane pulls a fast one on him and invites him on a double date. During the date, with 3 intellectuals, Sam feels like the oddman out. And whats worse -- he isn't even dating Diane. Diane shrugs off the whole kissing scene that occured the episode before, and denies that she and Sam were ever an item. When Sam and Diane return from their double date, Sam demands to see Diane in his office. There they get into a huge fight, where Diane tries to kiss Sam when its older, but as he comes closer to her face, he shakes his head, goes over and turns on the TV.

336 - A Singles Mixer
With his new apartment (Hue and Ma took over his old one), Cliff decides to have a singles party. Inviting everyone from the bar with the exception of Norm, Woody, and Kelly. At the party, Cliff seems to come out of his shell, but it all gets ruined when Elvis and Jesse crash the party with a keg, without knowing that they're own mother would be there.

337 - No Friend of Diane's
When Diane's old friend, Rebecca Proud, returns to Cheers, Sam hides in fear. Feeling like a failure in life, Diane asks Sam to act as her husband. Quickly, Diane borrows Woody Jr to act as there son, but when he introduces himself as Woody Boyd Jr, Rebecca discovers Diane's lie. But whats even more startling is that Rebecca has gotten married -- to Dave Richards, the sportscaster.

338 - A Captain's Dream
Captain announces his plans to sell Melville's, and Sam jumps for jow. Until he meets the expected buyer, an old rival teammate of Sam's. Sam tries everything he can to get Captain to stay, and it works. Sam soon finds out that the Captain isnt such a bad guy after all and they begin to bond. But when Sam tells Captain that he's just like a father to him -- Captain takes it to mean that he's old, and the fighting begins again.

339 - Woody or Not?
When Woody and Kelly host a party, Sam is introduced to Kelly's cousin, but she falls for Woody instead of Sam. Woody, tries to shy away, while Sam fells he's a dying hound. Meanwhile, at the party, Kelly tries to organize a game of charades, but only Diane agrees to play along.

340 - Out Of Order
When Woody Jr.'s favorite arcade closes down, he's fells as if his life is empty. But when Sam tells him that he's installing a view arcade machines in the back of the bar, Woody Jr. is very pleased. Sam and Woody get into a fight over allowing Woody Jr. to hang out in the bar, which leads to Woody and Kelly threatening to quit, and Woody Jr. becoming addicted to "some ancient game called pacman." Meanwhile, Diane becomes obsessed with organizing Sam's office.

342 - Carla Is Love
When a new patron at the bar falls hard for Carla, she decides to give him a chance, but the date ends up being miserable. For both Carla and her date. They decide never to see eachother again. But when Jesse brings home his English teacher for a conference, Carla is startled to find that its her miserable date.


7 More Coming Soon....

343 - The Jellybean Contest
When the bar life begins to slow down, Sam brings Cheers to its lowest at has a jellybean contest. Obsessed with finally winning something, Cliff does everything in his power to find out how many jellybeans are in the jar. Meanwhile, Diane tries to find new ways to bring life into the bar.

344 - Diane's Plan
When life at the bar continues to slow down, Diane plans to attract the intellectual crowd by hosting a book club in the pool room. But when the book club drives more and more regulars away, Sam calls it off starting an uproar with Diane. This leads into the biggest office scene since "Showdown Part 2", but this time, they dont end up together in the end.

345 - Writer's Block
When a publisher arrives at Cheers, once again asking for Sam to come around and write his biography, he reluctantly agrees. This time, he's ordered NOT to co-write with Diane, which sends her in a furry. Secretly, Sam and Diane begin working on it together, and suprisingly the biography gets picked up, but instead of a book -- they ask to make a movie of it.

346 - Losing Ink
When Sam and Diane's idea for Sam's biography runs dry, they ask for the help of the Frasier and Lilith. But with the three uber-intellects, Sam feels that he's useless, and the writing of the autobiography goes on, without the autobiographer. Happy to get him out of the office, the rest of the gang tries to cheer Sam up by bringing him to a Redsox game, which gets rained out.

347 - raCe caR
Sam tries to forget about his miserable life, and leaves Diane to write his biography for a few days. While away, Sam gives a shot at an unlived dream -- becoming a race car driver. A few of the barflies along with Carla and Woody come to visit him while he takes lessons. But when it comes time for him to race, his car only goes in reverse.

2 More Coming Soon....

348 - Pick Me Up (Part 1)
Sam and Diane send off the manuscript of Sam's autobiography, hoping for one of the major networks to pick it up. Both ABC and CBS drop it immediately, claiming Sam isnt well known enough to be a basis for a TV movie. But NBC takes a liking to and agrees to film it. Estatic, Sam and Diane set off for LA, Diane's old home.

349 - Pick Me Up (Part 2)
While in LA, Sam and Diane quickly fall back in love, claiming they never stopped loving eachother. NBC gets a look at Sam and starts production on the movie immediately. On their way back to Boston, Sam and Diane face a layover in Vegas. Diane tells Sam that they should get married. Before Sam agrees, he calls Cheers and takes a deep breath saying "Woody.... sell the bar."
Fade to Black.


Season 15 Coming Soon....

Cheers - Season 15
2007-2008

Starring:
Sam Malone/Diane Chambers Malone(same title screen)
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Clifford C. Clavin
Woody Boyd/Kelly Gaines Boyd (same title screen)
Dr. Frasier Crane/Dr. Lilith Sternin (same title screen)
and
Norm Peterson


350 - Cheers For A Bargain
Sam and Diane return to Cheers three months after eloping in Vegas, to discover that Woody has been unable to sell the bar. Buyer after buyer comes by, but nobody seems interested, fearing the crowd is "too old". Sam scrambles to sell the bar as Diane begins shopping online for their new home in California, but what the gang doesn't know is that Sam and Diane have gotten married. As Diane tries to find a way to tell the gang that they are already married -- Sam proposes to her once again, and she accepts.

351 - The Crane Begins Construction
Frasier achieves a lifelong dream of his coworker's a begins to build his dream home. Although Frasier hates the manual labor, he finds himself at piece building the new home. Meanwhile, Sam and Diane begin planning their "wedding" but Diane discovers that she'd have no brides' maids, until Lilith chimes in, hoping to finally become a Maid of Honor.

352 - Wedding Bell Lies
Conflict occurs when Sam wants to have the wedding in the bar, but Diane prefers a traditional church wedding -- a polar opposite to all of her previous attempts. Meanwhile, Frasier continues construction on his friends' dreamhome, but when he quits -- Frasier decides to build the house for himself.

353 - Not Quite Their First Date
Sam and Diane finally get around to setting a date for their "wedding", but when they do -- it comes in conflict with everybody in the bar's plans. So they postpone it not one, not two, but 7 months -- to the middle of May. Meanwhile, Woody has trouble teaching Woody Jr. "new math".

20 more coming soon....

354 - Jilted, Jobless, and Happier Than Ever
Norm comes into the bar happier than ever, even though he has just lost his job. But when he realizes that he should be retiring about now anyways -- he decides to make the best of it. But he's so far in debt that he'll have to work for the rest of his life -- until the next night when he, Cliff, Woody, Phil, and Paul head to the casino and Norm strikes it rich. Meanwhile, taken up with building his future home -- Frasier is too busy to gamble with the guys.

355 - A Different Plan For Sam and Diane
Diane's cousin arrives, thinking its Diane's wedding day, but when she discovers that its not -- and that she wont be the Maid of Honor -- she goes balistic. Sam realizes that Diane's whole family is made up of pyschos and decides not to go on with the "engagement" with Diane -- until she forces him. Meanwhile, Lilith thinks that Diane has replaced her role as Maid of Honor -- and she plots to get rid of Diane's cousin.

356 - Retirement Is Bliss
Before he officially retires, Norm decides to get a quick job one last time, but when the job is a dream, Norm doesnt think of retiring. Meanwhile, the gang plans an elaborate retirement party for Norm -- but he cant break it to them that he'll be working for at least the next couple years.

357 - Captain Returns
After a four month cruise in the Bahamas, Captain returns to Cheers. After leaving his daughter in charge of Melville's the time he was gone, Captain finds himself in huge amount of debt. When he tries to hire Norm as his bookkeeper -- he's startled to find out that he has a new job. The Captain also finds something suspicious between Sam and Diane and he's the first to discover that the two are already married -- although he doesnt blow their cover, yet.


16 More Coming Soon....

I like them, but what happened to Lilith? :(

Wow! Those are really good...how long does it take you to think those out?

Originally posted by BebeLilithFan154
I like them, but what happened to Lilith? :(

I wrote those really quick -- Ill go back and edit her in.
She's still there.



Wow! Those are really good...how long does it take you to think those out?

I think of it as I type it.
Sometimes its maybe 30, 40 seconds.
Other times Ill be there for 4, 5 minutes trying to think of something.

Originally posted by barwars88
I wrote those really quick -- Ill go back and edit her in.
She's still there.

ok whew! lol :D

Originally posted by BebeLilithFan154
ok whew! lol :D
ok, i edited them.
I put her in a few -- as Diane's maid of honor -- even though Sam and Diane already got married.

Barwars - you are a genius!

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Barwars - you are a genius!


thank you very much.
although I have a feeling this will all be a waste come May 13th.

Originally posted by barwars88
thank you very much.
although I have a feeling this will all be a waste come May 13th.

IM RIGHT AGAIN.

Consider this as nothing.
Maybe Ill start a new one soon, but nothing matters unless it follows exactly what happened on Cheers AND Frasier, IMO.

Cheers: Season -5

Starring:
Sam Malone/Debra Malone (same title screen)
Ernie "Coach" Pantuso
Kathy Doyle
Carla Tortelli LeBec
and Norm Peterson

5 Years before anybody ever knew about the little bar in Boston where everybody knows your name.... there was a bar in Boston where everybody knows your name. It was owned by a man named Gus, but was sold to an Ex-Red Sox Pitcher Sam Malone. For 2 years Sam scraped his way through an alchohol problem, but ultimately his wife left him. Along for the first 2 years is the familiar faces (Coach, Carla, Norm, and a little dose of Cliff every once in a while), in addition to Kathy Doyle, a barfly like no other. A perfect counterpart to Norm, although she's no replacement.

At the end of Season -4, Debra leaves Sam and the cast.... but that'll all be explained throughout....

Cheers, 1977-1982
Or as I like to call it -- Cheers, BC. Before Chambers.



-110. A Gentleman and a Barfly
The "backstory" begins with Debra buying the bar from a man named Gus for Sam's birthday as a surprise (the sentimental reason as to why he keeps that bar after sobering up). In the premiere episode Sam has to hire a waitress while Debra works in the office and Sam's friend the Coach, Ernie Pantuso, helps bartend. Barflies include the ever present Norm Peterson and Kathy Doyle, with frequent appearances from a clean-shaven Cliff Clavin and a younger Al. Throughout this episode Sam takes in many applicants for waitresses, but hires one out of spite, by the name of Carla Tortelli an huge Red Sox fan who's been following Sam since his first pitch in the minors, whom Debra despised. The bar is already well established, but Sam's drinking problem is wearing it down. All of the barflies take a liking to him, with the exception of Kathy Doyle, an intellect in disguise, who just wants to hang out with some friends. Ultimately she comes around, but not until Debra is clearly out of the picture. For the next 5 seasons Sam will go through the biggest lows of his life, until the ultimate arrival of Diane Chambers.

Cheers in negative numbers...I'm hooked. Keep going.
Is Nick going to make any appearances?

Originally posted by DianeDiane
Cheers in negative numbers...I'm hooked. Keep going.
Is Nick going to make any appearances?

Yes he will.
But I have to check up on my "Cheers History" before doing any more.

Like.... how old were Carla's kids in Season 1.... and when did she and Nick get a divorce??

Sam and Debra got a divorce before he quit drinking, right??

I know Sam quit drinking 3 years before the REAL Cheers started, and that he bought the bar 2 years before that.
I just went with the assumption he met Carla while interviewing for a waitress. And I would REALLY like Cliff to be a regular, but since he wasn't in Season 1 -- it wouldnt make any sense.

The first episode has been changed a little.
Full scripts will be coming.... eventually.

But for now, Im working on summarys.

-109. Debra's Dismay
Debra thinks she may be pregnant which has Sam running in fear. Ultimately its a false alarm, but the fight before proves to bring out both the best and worst in Sam and Debra.

-108. 12 Angry Barflies
Carla is accused of taking Sam and Coach's tips and the whole bar wants her out, but Kathy sticks up for her. Kathy believes she's innocent, but nobody else will listen. Kathy proves to the other barflies and to Sam that Carla can be trusted.... and that Sam and Coach weren't getting any tips anyways.

-107. A Thirst For Everything
coming soon....

To get a visual image, here is a pic of the character of Debra Malone in 1982....

Ah, yes, I remember Debra. This is great! Can't wait for more! And can't wait for those full scripts - even though reading the summaries is fun enough.

This is the story of the bar in Boston where everybody knows your name -- but you know none of them.

The time -- 1982.
The place -- an alternate reality, an alternate Cheers.

In place of Sam is a man named Frank Packard, a former Patriot's quaterback and owner of Cheers. With him comes a whole new crowd and a whole new vibe.

The gang we knew -- is gone.
In their place is Chenise Border, the sexy barmaid who's too dumb for her own good.
The assitant bartender -- a black man by the name of Carl Johnson, the coolest guy in town.

Barflys include the sportsnut Tony Finn and Colleen Norton, a genius who doesn't like to show it. She hides her knowledge in order to be one of the guys.

Also featured (but not shown) is Sumner Sloane, a college professor trying to take a break from the strains of his students by hanging out a bar where nobody wants to know his name.



I saw this pic online and it made me think of it....

coming soon.... although completely redone

Now I definitely won't forget about Woody.
Can't wait for more!
I do have a question, though. Who is the smart or normal one in the show to play off Woody? Would that be Drucker?

Originally posted by Chambers
Now I definitely won't forget about Woody.
Can't wait for more!
I do have a question, though. Who is the smart or normal one in the show to play off Woody? Would that be Drucker?

I got rid of Drucker.... Im thinking of bringing in the 2 characters from the Cheers episode where Woody stays with a girl, and Woody knows her fiance.
I have to find what episode that is though, to get names....
and by any chance, do you know how many kids Woody has (on the Frasier episode), and what their names are??

001 - Give Me A Farm Sometime
When Woody's parents die in a house fire, Woody decides that its time he leaves Boston and heads back to Hanover to continue raising his family. There he reunites with an eclectic mix of friends and foes in his hometown. But what Woody doesn't know is that he has to take over the family farm, even though his no good smooth-talking-college-boy-brother Harold is perfectly capable.

Originally posted by barwars
by any chance, do you know how many kids Woody has (on the Frasier episode), and what their names are??

I think he said he had two kids in that episode...but don't remember any names. You may want to check that transcript site called "Frasier Files." Hope that helps.

Oh, and I love the title of the pilot!

Originally posted by Chambers
I think he said he had two kids in that episode...but don't remember any names. You may want to check that transcript site called "Frasier Files." Hope that helps.

Oh, and I love the title of the pilot!

2 kids it is.
No names were given.
Im going with "Woody Jr" and "Emma"

Thanks.

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Debuting in the fall of 2004 KACL is the rare spinoff of a spinoff (From Cheers to Frasier, then Frasier to KACL). Starring characters that have all been seen on Frasier before.

Starring:
Peri Gilpin as Roz Doyle
Dan Butler as Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe
Edward Hibbert as Gil Chesterton
George DelHoyo as Father Mike
Tom McGowan as Kenny Daly
with Ashley Thomas as Alice Doyle
and Patrick Kerr as Noel Shempsky


001 - My Workplace
coming soon....

KACL is the perfect title for what may very well be a perfect show.

Originally posted by Chambers
KACL is the perfect title for what may very well be a perfect show.

thank you.
if you ever feel like writing it -- be my guest.


001 - My Workplace (Special Guest Star Richard Poe as Chopper Dave)
Three months into her new job as station manager, Roz still has trouble running the place. But with Bulldog back doing sports and Kenny hosting his new advice show, filling the timeslots isn't too hard. Father Mike is back with religious talk, and Chopper Dave continues his work with traffic. The timeslots may be getting filled -- but their checks aren't. Both Gil and Noel try to negotiate for a promotion, and Roz is going insane. Noel's infatuation with Roz runs on. To top the day off the station owner calls in and orders Roz to make some cuts. The first to go -- Chopper Dave.

002 - Parent Owner Conference
KACL seems to be running a bit smoother, and much quieter without Chopper Dave around, but Roz's apartment is more hectic than ever. Alice comes home from with a note from her teacher. Roz is too busy to meet at the school, so the teacher invites her over for dinner. When she asks if Roz would like to bring a guest, she's too embarassed to say she isn't seeing anyone. So she scurries to find a date, but can only settle for Noel. It seems that Alice has been teasing the other children at school, but that's not even half of Roz's worries -- Alice's teacher is married to her boss!

003 - Puppy Chow
Noel goes out of town and Bulldog gets stuck taking care of his poodle. Fearing it'll tamper with his masculinity, he dumps the dog off on Roz. Immediately, Alice falls in love with it. Roz tries to take the dog away, but Alice won't have it. She doesn't end up letting go of the dog until Noel comes back and literally fights her for it.

004 - Calling All Call Letters
Trying to bring the station up to new standards, Roz attends a radio convention in Vancouver. While off on her "trip", Kenny takes back charge of the station. The radio booth practically goes up in flames -- literally, and Bulldog nearly runs out on his job. Meanwhile, Alice is left with Gil for the weekend, which nearly starts a fire as well.

20 More Episodes of Season 1 coming soon....

Originally posted by barwars
thank you.
if you ever feel like writing it -- be my guest.


Thanks. I might just do that. :D

005 - Krazy Kenny in The Morning
Kenny's advice show falls through, but guilty Roz agrees to let him have his own morning show, featuring guests, music, and giveaways. This dies even harder than the advice show, but still full of guilt, Roz tells Kenny he can DJ a music block. Once again, this fails. Before Roz can fire Kenny, he quits. But the moment he leaves KACL, the phonelines fill up with people asking for Kenny back.

006 - Mancuso, Man of the Cloth
coming soon....

coming soon....

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265 - My Bad (Part 1)
coming soon....

265 - My Bad (Part 1)
Roughly three months after departing for Chicago, Frasier suddenly finds himself back in Seattle. Tired, shocked, and heartbroken, he manages to squeeze his way back into his old apartment. Martin also finds himself heartbroken as well when Ronee leaves him for a younger man. Frasier and his father try to help eachother and agree that they should move back in with eachother. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne find themselves loving the life of parents, and couldn't be happier. As Frasier and Martin finally get settled back into the apartment, Frasier decides to head down to KACL to reunite with the old gang, but as he leaves Martin hears KACL's new psychiatrist on the radio, who seems to be right at home.

266 - My Bad (Part 2)
coming soon....

266 - My Bad (Part 2)
Part 2 of the twelfth season premiere finds Frasier scrapping to get his old job back. With Roz in her new position, Frasier thinks its the easiest decision in the world. The problem? Dr. Emord (Louis) is good, really good.... in bed that is, according to Roz, his new found lover. Roz is forced to decide between her best friend, or new love. Frasier does get the job, but not without difficulty. If not for the fact that Louis was the man that slept with Ronee, Frasier may have never been heard on the radio again. The tipoff that Louis slept with Ronee is the key in reuniting Martin with his new bride, which they do manage by the end of the episode.

267 - Life, Love, and the Purse Suit of Happiness
coming soon....

Haha very good.

But why are you getting rid of Ronee? I personally didn't love her, but I don't know if undoing the storylines that were established in season 11 is the way to go - although having Frasier return to Seattle and do his radio show again is necessary for a season 12.

Haha Loved it...

*sigh* Niles and Daphne need more of a storyline;)

Originally posted by Chambers
Haha very good.

But why are you getting rid of Ronee? I personally didn't love her, but I don't know if undoing the storylines that were established in season 11 is the way to go

Actually, I have them get back together in the second part.
Last sentence.




more soon....

Originally posted by barwars
Actually, I have them get back together in the second part.
Last sentence.




more soon....

Ooh...I don't know why I missed that.

Well, can't wait for more!

267 - Life, Love, and the Purse Suit of Happiness
Frasier adjusts to his new life as Martin and Ronee move in with him, yet again. At work, both Frasier and Roz try to adjust to their new positions, Roz as manager, and Frasier struggling to manage his own show. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne are getting tired of being tired. While out shopping for even more baby supplies, hoping to get the baby to quiet down once in a while, Niles comes upon a jump suit which allows the baby to be connected at all times, like a kangaroo. Daphne forbids him to buy it, but when Niles tries it on at the store, and the baby falls asleep instantly in it, they buy it immediately. The following day, Ronee holds a dinner party, where Niles shows up wearing the baby suit, which Martin mistakens it to have a built in purse, not a baby carrier.

268 - Mother Manager
coming soon....

Hahahahaha!!!! Great episode!!! barwars, you should have taken over for season 12!!:lol:


I can't wait to read the next episode!!!

I may have more tonight, or possibly tomorrow.
I have to work in a little while.... and I still have my DBQ to do.

but, more soon....

SUSPENDED
....until further notice.






After a few more seasons of Frasier.... I'll redo this, so it takes place after that.

Cheers - Season 12
1993-1994
In a world where Frasier never occured, and "One For The Road" has never taken place.

Starring:
Sam Malone
Rebecca Howe
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Clifford Clavin
Woody Boyd/Kelly Gaines Boyd (new title screen featuring the two of them arguing.)
Dr. Frasier Crane
Paul Krapence (new title screen with a man raising his hand, but obviously isn't being paid any attention)
and Norm Peterson

Kelly Gaines Boyd and Paul Krapence join the cast.


273 - Divorce Me Once, Shame On You, Divorce Me Twice, Shame On Me, Divorce Me Three Times.... Special Guest Star Dr. Lilith Sternin
The twelfth season of Cheers begins with Carla, Cliff, Paul, and Norm sitting around the empty bar, only to be shocked by both Woody and Frasier. Woody comes with news that he has resigned from office, only three days after joining and makes the gang swear to never bring the subject up again. Frasier then comes with the news that Lilith has filed for divorce.... all before the themesong begins. The episode returns from the themesong with "Four Months Later" across the screen, now we see Sam, Rebecca, Carla, Cliff, Paul, Phil, Woody, Kelly and Norm, all waiting for Frasier to return from his last day with Frederick, as Lilith is moving to Philladelphia. With a baby on the way, and Woody with only a bartending job, Kelly is busy looking for work. For the time being, Sam hires her as an assistant waitress. As the night goes on, the gang realizes Frasier isn't showing up, but Lilith does, for one final drink at the bar where everybody knows her name.

274 - Movin' On Up
Frasier adjusts to living alone, and moves into a spacious high rise apartment in downtown Boston. (much smaller than the one seen on Frasier). Meanwhile, when they aren't helping Frasier move, the gang is helping Kelly ease into her new waitress job.

275 - Mourning Sickness
Just as Kelly begins to suffer morning sickness, her grandmother passes away. When the gang figures somebody else will go to the wake, nobody ends up going. The gang convinces Kelly and Woody they were the there, but got lost in the crowd, but Mr. Gaines blows up their spot.

276 - Dun, Dun, Don
Rebecca can't seem to handle the pressure Don has been giving her to get married. She loves him, but feels she may still have feelings for Robin. Don gives her the ultimatum: marriage or breakup. Rebecca caves under the pressure and lets Don go. Meanwhile, Kelly is rapidly improving her skills as a waitress, causing Carla to feel threatened.

277 - Are You There God? It's Me, Clifford
Cliff experiences a religious "call" when his mail truck breaks down in front of the Old North Church. Too lazy to walk to somewhere else to use a phone, Cliff goes into the church interrupting a wedding service. As he searches for a telephone, he annoys half of the congregation out of their minds until he trips and finds himself kneeling before the altar. He takes this as sign and decides to give up life as a mailman and become a minister. Although none of this is seen, Cliff explains it to the gang at the bar trying to convince them that he will be leaving in the morning to "return to the Lord." With the exception of Carla, they all try to convince him to stay, but he won't have it. That night Cliff experiences another "call", from his mother, to get her out of the home. Cliff realizes he has to choose between leaving to become a minister or saving his mother from the torture of her nursing home. Ultimately, Ma Clavin ends up moving back in with Cliff, who is for now, still a mailman.

278 - Lions, Tigers, and Beer, Oh My!
Frasier finds three tickets to the circus which he had boughten for Lilith, Frederick and himself to attend, 6 months in advance. With no desire whatsoever to go, he offers them up to Carla, but she already has tickets for herself and John Allen Hill. Woody anxiously wants to go, but has to attend lamaz class with Kelly. Woody asks Paul to fill in for him so he can go, but he doesn't tell Paul where he's going. Infuriating both Kelly and Paul; Woody, Cliff and Norm go off to the circus, where Norm gets caught with a six pack and gets kicked out.

279 - Motherload Special Guest Star Mama Lozupone
Carla's family seems to be too busy for the day and Carla is forced to spend the day with her mother. After a couple of hours at the grocery store and even longer the hospital, Carla decides to bring her mother to her workplace of 17 years, for the first time. Meanwhile, the gang remarks that watching Carla with her mother reminds them one of two things; how much they miss their parents or how miserable they feel when they are around.

280 - A Play On Words
Trying to liveup his last few days before fatherhood, Woody lands a minor role in a local stage production. What Woody doesn't realize however is that the play is over three hours long with 461 lines of dialouge, for his role alone. Returning from his big debut, the gang brings news that Woody passed out on stage and was rushed to the hospital, only to bump into his wife, attending a lamaz class with Paul, again. This time all goes well, a little too well, prompting Kelly to ask Paul to be in the delivery room.

281 - How Cliffy Got His Groove Back
After months of admiration, Cliff finally gets the nerve to ask his new neighbor to dinner. Suprisingly, she accepts. But even more suprisingly, Cliff is "the perfect date", and an excellent dancer. After several nights of dating, they both begin to think they may be in love, until she meets the gang at Cheers and discovers a whole new side of Cliff. Then and there she ends the relationship.

282 - Pregnancy and/or Birth (Part 1) (Originally aired as an hour long episode)
With only a month until her due date, Rebecca holds a baby shower for a very pregnant Kelly. Kelly's party however is overshadowed when Carla announces she is pregnant, again.... this time with John Allen Hill. With Carla dreading the fact that she's pregnant again, Kelly fears that her life will be ruined as well when the baby is born. But that fear is all put on hold when Kelly goes into labor.

283 - Pregnancy and/or Birth (Part 2) (Originally aired as an hour long episode)
As Kelly is rushed to the hospital, Carla rushes back to the bar to share the news, not even considering the fact that she could just use a phone. When she returns, she bumps into John Allen Hill who has apparently heard the "good news" before Carla got around to it. She tries to explain, but when confronted, John suffers a mild heart attack, yet again. Carla and John are rushed to the hospital, where John recovers almost immediately only to find Woody in the bed next to him, who has suffered a concussion. Not your typical father-to-be concussion, but this time Woody has slipped onto a hospital bed and has been rammed into a wall. Much like John, Woody recovers relatively quickly -- as does Kelly and their newborn baby, Woodrow "Woody" Tiberius Boyd Jr.

284 - Bar Wars VIII: Another Bar Bites The Dust
Since Gary's Old Towne Tavern was demolished, the team spirit (or lack thereof) of Cheers has been considerably lower. While looking for a new bar to compete with, the Cheers gang finds a place by the name of "The Bull & Finch" a few blocks down the street, which has now become the home to former Gary regulars. The gang challenges them to a darts tournament, but from the get-go its obvious this will be a war of pranks. Yet again, Cheers finds itself as the but of the joke when they come to attend the darts tournament only to discover it's an AA meeting.

285 - Smith, Smith, Krapence & Smith
Out of a job for months, Paul seems to be at the bar more than ever, even threatening Norm for his title. When the gang tries to help Paul find a new career, he tells them of wanting to be a lawyer when he was younger. He claims to have gone to law school for a number years, but met his supermodel wife-to-be the night before his bar exam, when the two eloped that night and Paul never looked back, until now that is. Paul decides to head back to law school to freshen up, and retake his bar exam. The law firm at which he looks into however, treats him like sh*t, once again shattering one of his lifelong dreams.

286 - Rubix Dude
Suffering from the first few weeks of fatherhood, Woody finds something in the closet of the bar that will occupy his time even more; a rubix cube. Addicted to solving it, Woody takes an intense obsession with his favorite puzzle. Anxious to see him solve it, the gang tries to take a stab at it which he responds to ferociously. Eventually Woody outsmarts the gang for once when he does actually solve the puzzle. Eager to solve it, Frasier borrows the cube from Woody and gives it a go only to fail miserably.

287 - The Dawn of Don
Rebecca's former fiance Don returns to win her over. A lonely Rebecca embrasses Don's return, but quickly turns away when he tells her why he has returned; his plumming company has folded and he wants to move in with Rebecca. Desperate, Rebecca agrees to go to dinner with Don, where he explains it all. She decides to forgive him and have him move in, until their meal is interrupted by Don's new younger girlfriend, who can't have Don move in for she is living at home.

288 - Over The Hill
John Allen Hill is trying to adjust to the fact that he will soon be a father to a new baby, while his 70th birthday is approaching. For this landmark anniversary, Hill's daughter Valerie appears sending Carla in a whirlwind. Carla tries to hide Valerie from her father, in addition to hiding the fact that she is the mother of her soon-to-be half sibling. Meanwhile, the gang helps set up for Hill's birthday, but the surprise is ruined when Woody stupidly asks John what year he was born in, even though he knew it was his 70th birthday party.

289 - A Reunion of Sorts
Kelly's highschool friends all come to visit to see the new baby. As usual, Kelly is delighted to show off little Woody Jr, but Woody Sr is getting sick of it. Woody claims their apartment is just getting too crowded, and when one of Kelly's girlfriends gets a little close with Woody, Kelly is the one that draws the line. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang is shocked when one of Kelly's highschool friends turns out to be the granddaughter of Al, the now departed barfly.

290 - Yes or Norm?
Searching for a new career, Rebecca gets a temporary job as a surveyor at Faneuil Hall. Unable to fill her quota of questionnaires, Rebecca harasses the gang at the bar to help her out. She convinces Sam and Woody to do it with no problem, but when it comes to the third and final survey, Norm gets the short end of the stick, taking nearly three hours to fill it all out, only to recieve a pen in return. Meanwhile, a local radio station holds a contest, and Paul and Cliff compete desperately to win the chance to meet Miss Massachusetts.

291 - Cheers and Crackers
Celebrating Mr. Gaines' birthday, Woody and Kelly hold a dinner party. Paul expects the party is for family only when he doesn't recieve an invitation, but all the other bar patrons have. The party is interrupted while the gang sings Mr. Gaines "Happy Birthday", when Paul bombards the apartment. Woody wonders why he has arrived so late, while Paul demands an explanation as to why he isn't worthy an invitation, until Cliff tells him it got lost in the mail, to which Paul responds to even worse.

292 - Widescreen
Sam finally gets around to buying the big screen TV for the bar that he's been saving for since getting the bar back. Once Sam finds out how to install it, the whole Cheers gang heads to the local video store to rent some movies, but no one can decide on anything. And once again, it's "The Magnificent Seven."

293 - Crime of the Century Special Guest Star Esther "Ma" Clavin
After a couple of neighbors experience burglaries, Woody and Kelly just shrug it off. But when the elderly woman down the hall is robbed, and beatened, Woody decides to install a deluxe security system. A few nights later, Woody accidentally locks himself out of his apartment, and a burglar strikes. Woody catches the burglar, and is startled to discover that its a woman. Meanwhile, Cliff sends his mother to a new nursing home, one which appears to be a hellhole but is perfect for Ma Clavin.

294 - Who, What, Where, When, Why, and Howe
Rebecca witnesses a hit and run outside the entrance of the bar, and has to attend court to testify. Anxious about what will happen, when she finds out the driver of the car was a mob boss, she decides not to attend the hearing, which lands her in trouble herself. In an attempt to disguise herself from the police, she dies her hair blonde, and much to her dismay, it's permanent. Meanwhile, Sam hires a nobody to paint his office, leaving Norm out in the cold, although he has a job, which he rarely attends to.

295 - Strike
Sam's new decision to not arrive at work until late in the afternoon has upset all four of his employees. Unable to run the bar with such a small staff, Sam is forced to come to work early. Sam's new morning attitude has been anything but pleasant, causing Carla, Woody, Kelly and Rebecca (who has returned to being a brunette) to go on strike until he treats them better. An agreement is made.... Sam is not to arrive to work until late in the afternoon, bringing them back where they started. None of them seem to realize this, but the rest of the gang looks on in confusion.

296 - Picture This
After a string of unlucky dates, Frasier begins to loose all hope. To make matters worse, his most recent date tells him he is too overbearing and lets his intelligence get to his head. Trying to appear cool, Frasier goes for a new attitude towards life. Cynical and dumbfounded, not even Kelly believes the "new Frasier." Meanwhile, a game of Pictionary between Woody, Paul, Cliff and Norm gets ugly when their pictures start to mock eachother.

297 - Maloneliness
Celebrating his one year anniversary at his sexaholic club, Sam spends the night alone for a change. The gang all try in their own way to cheer him up, but he just won't budge from his office. Norm, Cliff and Paul invite him to watch "The Magnificent Seven", Rebecca invites him to dinner, while Woody and Kelly try to bag him with babysitting the kid. Carla decides "what better way to celebrate being a sexaholic than to have the best night of sex ever?", and lets Sam "have his way with her." He declines to all of these offers, as tempting as some may seem. Frasier thinks he may win him over with two tickets to a Red Sox game, but the only rule is Frasier must not be the guest. Once again, Sam declines, and drinks the night away all alone in his cold, dark office.

298 - Ch-Ch-Changes (Part 1)
Unknown to the gang, Sam has returned to the bottle. Once again making his employees and patrons feel terrible, they all try to focus on life outside of the bar. Almost everyone has a new oppurtunity in life, but only a few go through with them. Woody is offered the chance to be the lead in an off Broadway production of "Chicago." Rebecca contemplates the idea of leaving Boston and moving back to San Fransisco to care for her elderly parents. Cliff becomes unhappy with his new district manager, Walt Twitchell, and considers leaving the postal service. Frasier snags the opportunity to host a radio call-in show, although only temporarily. Carla, Kelly, Paul and Norm however seem to be leading the life they have already chosen. The episode ends when Sam curses out the gang and their new life decisions, and they all realize that Sammy has been drinking, as he pours himself shot after shot while giving an unneccessary long-winded speech.

299 - Ch-Ch-Changes (Part 2)
The gang tries to concentrate on both Sam's problem, and their life-changing decisions. Rebecca decides to remain in Boston, while Woody declines the acting offer thinking he would have to move to Chicago to do so. Frasier's temporary job as a radio call-in host goes so well he is offered a fulltime oppurtunity, but asks for time to decide whether or not to go through with it. Cliff's upset with Walt leaves him either looking for a new job, or moving to a different district. Throughout their many decisions, Sammy continues to harass the gang, and even with the help of Frasier (even if it was over the radio), Sam isn't quitting so easily this time.
(Although not "to be continued", the episode does end with Frasier contemplating over his new career offer, Cliff deciding what to do with his life, and Sam drinking his life away.)

Cheers - Season 13
1994-1995

Starring:
Sam Malone
Rebecca Howe
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Clifford Clavin
Woody Boyd/Kelly Gaines Boyd
Dr. Frasier Crane
Paul Krapence
and Norm Peterson

300 - Cheers 300th Episode Celebration and 301 - Cheers 300th Episode Celebration
The entire cast, including Shelley Long and Bebe Neuwirth, reunite to talk about the previous 299 episodes, and what can be expected over the next season. Rather than clips of the characters, the gang reminisces about times off camera, with plenty of bloopers and behind the scenes footage. This would originally air as an hour-long celebration.

302 - Drinking to Decisions
With Sam back on the bottle, and Cliff possibly leaving Boston forever, the gang has feelings of mixed emotions. Nobody came seem to confront eachother about anything, and Frasier's radio call-in show seems to be their only answer. Discovering that his call-in show can benefit both his friends, himself, and the general public, Frasier takes up the job offer at WACL Boston 780AM Talk Radio. Cliff and Walt come to see eye to eye, and Cliff is back on his old route once more. Meanwhile, Sam's new party lifestyle may help bring more customers to the bar, but it's turning off both his regulars and employees. Not to mention the fact that it's effecting his sexaholism in addition to his drinking problem.

303 - Patience, Patients
Leaving private practice was much easier than Frasier had anticipated, but leaving his secretary proves to be more than difficult. Having slept with her only days before, Frasier can't come to let her go. The gang helps Frasier move out of his spacious office, only to find a small cubbyhole at the radio station, where they are suppossed to transport his office supplies.

304 - Give Me Liberty or Give Me Beer
When Norm gets caught skipping out on work to spend the day at Cheers, he fears his whole world will come crashing in on him. For the first time ever, he has a steady job and Vera seems moderately happy. But cashing in on a job he doesn't do, may cost him it all. Before his boss has the chance to fire him, Norm quits, only to later discover he hadn't been caught at all, for the man that saw him in the bar was in fact skipping out on work as well.

305 - Number Nine
Carla gives birth her ninth child, a baby boy she and John Allen Hill decide to name Eddie Hill, after Carla's second husband Eddie LeBec. With a new son, and a sense of commitment, John Allen Hill proposes to Carla, who gratiously accepts. Meanwhile, the gang is stuck with watching over Jesse and Elvis while Carla is at the hospital. As expected, all hell breaks loose, including eight broken chairs and one broken nose, courtesy of Cliff Clavin.

306 - Day With A Drunk
Desperate to get Sam out of the bar, the gang forces him to spend a day with Frasier, who offers him a tour of his radio station, in addition to a tour of his apartment, which Sam has never seen. All seems to go well until around dinner time, when Sam's withdrawal symptoms kick in. Fearing the worst, Frasier looks Sam in his bathroom waiting for him to get ahold of himself. After several hours, Sam claims to be clean, but as soon as he leaves the apartment, it's back to the bottle. Meanwhile, with Sam out of the bar, Carla and Rebecca argue over who should be taking charge.

307 - Curiousity Killed The Barmaid
The most dim-witted of the entire Cheers gang, Kelly is the only one who has ever wondered exactly why Sam has returned to the bottle. They've all had their speculations, fear of age, fear of commitment, or even fear of sex. But nobody has ever dared to ask Sam "why?", until now that is. Fed up with being shoved around, Kelly confronts Sam about his problem, questioning what motivated him to do this. At first his answer is unclear (not just to Kelly), but alone in the office, Sam confides in her, and lets her know that he has no future, nothing to look forward to other than death, so he might as well go happy. Suddenly snapping, Sam chews Kelly out and tells her to never come back to the bar. Taking him lightheartedly, Kelly goes back to work as if nothing as happened, making Sam even more mad; one up for Mrs. Boyd. Meanwhile, Carla tries to convince Woody that Sam is trying to make a move for Kelly, but he doesn't listen, however, the rest of the bar tries very hard to hear any hint of an affair between Sam and Kelly.

308 - Fight Like A (Mail)Man
Cliff takes a long awaited vacation from his job, and spends an all expense-paid trip in Florida for two weeks. The gang tries to cherish the time without him, but their postal-worker-free days are over when Walt Twitchell stops by more frequently. Surprisingly, Walt gets along greatly with the gang, and when Cliff returns to see everyone getting along, even with Walt. Afraid to loose the only place of importance in his life, Cliff challenges Walt to the biggest challenge of all -- bar trivia.

309 - This Party's Over First Appearance of Kathleen Walters
Sam's drinking goes too far when at Melville's, he harasses one of the waitresses. Threatened with a lawsuit, Sam tries to clear everything up. First with the waitress, and then with his drinking. The waitress agrees to settle out of court, on one circumstance -- Sam must give up drinking, which frightens him, and sends him drinking even more. The waitress arranges for an attorney to spend the day with Sam to examine him carefully, making sure he's alcohol free. Sam passes the test, but doesn't go over too well with Kathleen Walters, the attorney, whom he also hits on.

310 - Bar Wars IX: Holiday Fears
It's Christmas time in Boston, and the bars are busy scheming, rather than making eggnog. The gang at Cheers thinks they've finally made the ultimate prank (strapping a Santa with fake dynomite), but the old gang of Gary's Old Towne Tavern, now lodging at the Bull & Finch Pub, has an even better plan; strapping a Santa with real dynomite. Meanwhile, Frasier finds himself fighting with Woody over an action figure for their sons, but somehow Carla is the one who brings the toy home to her children.

311 - A First For Everything
Woody Jr's first Birthday party falls under when a storm tears down the tent at Boston Commons where the festivities were to be held. Trying to make it up to him, Woody and Kelly attempt to hold the party at the bar, with Sam out of town. The gang tries to adjust to the family-friendly crowd, but find it easier when the food arrives. Meanwhile, Rebecca bumps into Don's cousin at the party, who informs her he has hit it rich with a new toilet-pumping device.

312 - A Reunion of Sorts
Cliff's 30th High School Reunion is edging nearer and nearer. He hasn't been to one in years, but the gang pressures him into it. Afraid of what his old gang of friends may think of him, everyone at Cheers tries to convince him that he's the coolest guy in town. The afternoon before the reunion, Cliff is at the bar, as usual. Still hesitant over whether to go, Paul decides to go in his place. If there's one thing Cliff despises more than being around people from High School, it's impersonating a mailman. He returns, only a few hours later, to inform the gang that it was the Class of 1964 Reunion, he graduated in '65, and he wasn't invited at all. Meanwhile, Frasier's date stays the night and bumps into him while he's shaving the following morning, causing him to shave his beard.

313 - A Game of Cat and Barfly
The attractive woman living next door to Frasier is leaving town on business and guilts the good doctor into watching her precious cat. Frasier tries to keep him as happy as possible, but his allergic reactions are making it impossible. He leaves the cat at the bar while he does his radio show, which he has to cut short when his allergic reaction causes him to faint. Meanwhile, the gang at Cheers should faint as well, they've lost the cat, and all hope for Frasier to ever hook up with his neighbor-lady-friend.

314 - Woody or Not?
When Woody and Kelly host a party, Sam is introduced to Kelly's cousin, but she falls for Woody instead of Sam. Woody, tries to shy away, while Sam fells he's a dying hound. Meanwhile, at the party, Kelly tries to organize a variety of games, but nobody wants to play along.

315 - After Ours
Sam's decision to close earlier is driving many of his regulars to explore other bars. Ever since Sam rolled back the closing time an hour, even his employees are questioning, for they have seen a dip in tips. Sam gives in to the pressure of the gang and brings the bar back to its normal hours, but Sam's sleep-depravation is making those last couple hours far from enjoyable.

316 - A Boston Century (Part 1)
Cheers celebrates its 100th Anniversary in style, but Sam seems to be oblivious to it all. Not wanting to ruin the mood when he knows the bar is 105 years old, Sam decides to have the biggest bash in Boston since the tea party. The bar is proclaimed a historical landmark, until John Allen Hill spoils it all by reminding the journalists and newscasters that the centennial anniversary was five years earlier.

317 - A Boston Century (Part 2)
Picking up where part one left off, we find Sam infuriated with John Allen Hill, and all of this being caught on camera. The gang wakes up the next morning, albeit completely smashed, to find the front page article "Centennial Anniversary of Local Pub Found To Be A Fraud, Owner Attacks Upstairs Neighbor." Sam tries to cover it all up, but John Allen Hill is loving the publicity, and Carla is torn between the two.

318 - Bump, Set & Serve
Bored with her old self, Rebecca tries to get herself and the gang moving. She arranges for a volley ball game between the guys and the girls of Cheers. Rebecca, Carla and Kelly vs. Sam, Woody & Norm. Kelly gets a fat lip and Norm is "sidetracked" when Frasier, Cliff & Paul arrive with a couple of six packs. Down a player, Sam and Woody are forced to choose between Frasier, Cliff & Paul. Frasier desperately doesn't want to play, while Cliff and Paul are jumping to get in. They choose Cliff thinking he may scare off Carla, but just the opposite occurs, and Cliff looses the match for the guys.

319 - Stormin' Norman
A terrible storm lands Norm stuck at work while the gang is left at the bar without their favorite regular. Neither the group at Norm's office nor the group at the bar feel really comfortable. Norm tries to get to know the new gang, but each one is more boring than the other. Meanwhile, the gang begins to fall apart without the anchor barfly. After finally being able to leave city hall, Norm rushes to the bar, rather than home. And he arrives just in time to stop a brawl between Cliff and Paul.

320 - Fill Me Up
A disgruntled Kelly refuses to move from her spot at a gas station when the attendant refuses to assist her. Meanwhile, Carla and Woody try to cover up the fact that the keg has run dry and they have no more in storage, while Sam and Rebecca lock themselves in Sam's office refusing to come out until Rebecca decides what she wants to do with her life. Eventually, Sam lets Rebecca go, and Kelly moves from the spot, but only to ram into the car in front of her.

321 - Custodian Custody Special Guest Stars Dr. Lilith Sternin & Louis Pascal
Lilith returns with her former lover (and the former doctor), Louis Pascal, to ask Frasier for a very important favor -- complete custody of their son Frederick. Pascal, now a custodian who happens to work at the lab in which Lilith now devotes her life, has swayed her back into moving into the eco-pod once again. This time, Lilith decides she can not do it without her son, which means she would need complete custody. The gang demands Frasier not to sign any papers, but Lilith lands a huge guilt trip on him. Alone in the poolroom, Frasier and Lilith reunite, but only to agree to do what's best for the child. Frasier decides to let Frederick be with his mother, as he always has. Lilith thanks Frasier immensely, and surprisingly pleads for Louis to live with her above ground, so Frederick can spend time with his father.

322 - Forced Fire
An apartment in Frasier's building goes up for rent, and Cliff has his eyes on it. His contract however with his current landlord means he would have to pay a huge payment in order to leave it. So, he does what any healthy-minded mailman would do, he sets it on fire. The gang thinks he has gone completely insane, but Cliff's only worry is that the neighbors may have seen him commit this crime. But Cliff's real problem is that the apartment he was eyeing has already been fulfilled, and now he's out looking for a place to live.

323 - Pour Poor Peterson
Norm suspects he may be loosing his job, and hires Carla's cousin to spy on his boss to see what's going down. The boss' security guards mistaken Carla's cousin as a stalker and he is put in jail. Almost immediately, he turns in Norm, saying he was fearing he may be cut from his job. The impulse to fire him doesn't go to well when Norm talks with the secretary and bull****s his way into getting a raise and promotion.

324 - Without Coach
On the tenth anniversary of Coach's death, Sam decides to spend some time at his grave. Before Sam can manage to leave the bar, Carla, Cliff, and Norm convince him to take them along for the ride. Sam, Carla, Cliff, and Norm drive around in Cliff's mail truck trying to find the gravesite and bump into Frasier and Woody who they had planned to meet at the grave. Back at the bar, Rebecca and Kelly try to adjust to serving customers without the normal gang around. When the gang finally arrives at the gravesite, they reminisce about their days with Coach. But Sam can't get over the shocking discovery that Coach's daughter Lisa had passed away the year before. A few silent clips of Coach are shown, leading up to his scene with Lisa in "Coach's Daughter." Sam adjusts the bouquet of roses left at the grave, starts to hum "Home On The Range", until the entire gang joins in as they hum their way back to the mail truck. Fade to black.

Cheers - Season 14
1995-1996

Starring:
Sam Malone
Rebecca Howe
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Clifford Clavin
Woody Boyd/Kelly Gaines Boyd
Dr. Frasier Crane
Paul Krapence
and Norm Peterson

325 - Night of Your Life (Part 1) Special Guest Star Vinnie Claussen
The fourteenth season of Cheers starts out with Sam allowing bygones to be bygones, as he throws John Allen Hill the greatest bachelor party ever. So great in fact, it takes his breath away, literally. Sam is faced with having to tell Carla that her fiance has died, but can't bear to break the news. Even Cliff is at a loss for words when it comes to having to tell Carla the man she loves has died. Norm takes it upon himself to tell Carla the saddening news, to which she reacts with denial. Frasier is present at the bachelor party sporting a new, shorter haircut that goes unmentioned. Minutes before the funeral is set to begin, Carla is "introduced" to the funeral director, Vinnie Claussen (first seen in Season 4's "2 Good 2 Be 4 Real"), and the two hit it off immediately. Carla and Vinnie get to talking, and he startles her by asking her out for a date, to which she doesn't respond, as her fiance's funeral has to begin. To Be Continued....

326 - The Laws of Love (Part 2) Special Guest Star Vinnie Claussen and Kathleen Walters
A few days following John Allen Hill's funeral, Carla seems to be quickly recovered as her new romance with Vinnie Claussen continues to blossom. With 16 children between them, both Carla and Vinnie doubt anything long term will come of this, but when Carla misses the reading of John Allen Hill's will in favor of a night on the town with Vinnie, she suddenly realizes she may be in love, once again. Before Carla gets too carried away, Sam hires Kathleen Walters as Carla's new attorney, hoping to clear up any problems that may arise, seeing that Carla and John never did get married.

327 - The Best Drinks In Life Are Free
Cliff wins a contest held by Sam for free beer for a year. Both happy for his best friend, and jealous, Norm begins concocting ideas as to how he can get free beer for a year. But, his laziness gets the best of him, and he decides to mooch off Cliff for beer, in turn for Cliff being allowed to move back in with him. Meanwhile, Woody and Kelly have trouble finding a suitable babysitter, and they leave their son in the hands of Carla's kids.

328 - The Inheritance Special Guest Stars Kathleen Walters and Valerie Hill
While relooking over her late-fiance's will, Carla experiences trouble with her would-be step-daughter Valerie, who despises the fact that she would get any of it. Carla's hired attorney, and new friend Kathleen Walters, finds a way to make Valerie cave in -- blackmail. But what the dimwitted daughter doesn't know is that Kathleen has nothing on her, and that there is no blackmail at all. But, nonetheless, she still agrees to split the inheritance, fearing Kathleen may share her "secret." Meanwhile, Cliff gets knocked in the stomach during a game of pool, and wants to hire Kathleen to sue Paul.

329 - Rebecca's Job Offer
After an on-again-off-again employment history at the bar, the gang is surprised when Rebecca comes with news that she may be leaving once and for all. The job offer from a major furniture corporation falls through, but Rebecca decides to stay with her resignation, and not return to working at the bar. Meanwhile, when the gang isn't making bets as to how fast Rebecca will be crawling back, they're bust trying to figure out what to do with the money that would normal go to Rebecca's paycheck. Some ideas thought up are of an arcade machine, a perminant karaoke room, and a laserdisc player, for starters.

330 - Jack & The Beer Stock
With business as big as ever, Rebecca quitting takes a big blow at Sam and his employees. Sam agrees to hire the next person who walks through the door, even if he happens to be a homeless man named Jack. With Woody training Jack behind the bar, Sam is taking over the management position while Kelly and Carla continue to wait tables. But when the profits take a large dip, Sam watches Jack the next day like a hawk. He was expecting he may be stealing money, but it's worse -- he's stealing beer. Unable to fire him, Sam tries to guilt either Woody, Kelly or Carla into it, but when Norm heres somebody is taking free beer from Sam, and it's not him -- he fires him personally.

331 - On Air
Frasier's coworkers at the radio station become eager to meet the cast of characters at his favorite bar. Being the dorky crowd they are, Frasier tries to persuade them into not coming, but when Frasier slips the name of the bar out over the radio, Sam gets some of his best business ever, including the gang from WACL AM. The two group of people in Frasier's life appear to mend together perfectly, except for Cliff, who doesn't quite fit in with the new crowd either. Meanwhile, Sam is out with his new secret girlfriend and is too busy to meet the WACL gang. And Carla's three month "anniversary" dinner plans with Vinnie are spoiled when Vinnie must make immediate funeral plans as the owner of the funeral home where he works has passed away.

332 - Pretty Barmaid
Still trying to recover from Rebecca's sudden urge to quit, Sam hires a woman with whom he had spent the last night with. What Sam doesn't know is that she is a hooker, and that she's only working at the bar waiting for Sam to pay her. When Sam hears of this, he can't bear to face her. Sick and tired of Sam backing himself into a corner, Rebecca acts as if she is Sam's wife and demands the hooker to leave the bar immediately. Sam tries to thank her, but she won't have it -- all she wants is her job back, and a raise.

333 - Mail Order Bride (Part 1)
Life at the bar couldn't be better, even Cliff seems to be more likable. Partially because he has news that his long awaited mail-order bride is on the way. When Cliff's bride to be arrives, the gang can't seem to find out where she is from. Wedding arrangements are made immediately, and Cliff asks Sam to use the bar. The episode ends with Cliff waiting at the altar, until a telegram arrives with news that his "fiance" wants to go home.

334 - Mail Order Bride (Part 2) Special Guest Star Kathleen Walters
The gang tries to help Cliff cope with his being stood up at the altar. When they discover that she was living in Bosnia, Carla can't help but crack jokes. Cliff asks for his attorney, Kathleen Walters, to help him sue the "Bosnian Bride." Cliff discovers that she hasn't left the country and arranges to meet her in the bar for her as he waits to give her her passeport. The tedious wait causes Cliff to forget all about his Bosnian beau, and attempts to pursue Miss Walters. Meanwhile, the gang continues to question Sam as to exactly who his secret lover is.

335 - Ohh Lonely Night
The usual plan to spend Christmas Eve at the bar goes south when the gang breaks into an arguement over whether there were "three wisemen" or "three kings." Not wanting to spend Christmas with a bunch of bickering barflies, Sam tells them that he and his secret lover are going away for the holiday and that they have to find their own place to spend it. Sam tries to convince his secret lover to go away with him for Christmas, but she won't leave her family. This leaves Sam all alone on Christmas, or so he thinks. Every other member of the gang decides to drop by, thinking they can have the bar for their own families for the night. Everyone joins in for a Christmas celebration, aside from Carla and Vinnie, who spend the night on a car ride traveling to the airport to pick up a corpse.

336 - Budding Romance
Sam's secret love interest is finally revealed to the audience, although at this point nobody knows but Sam. Her name -- Kathleen Walters. Making matters worse, Sam and Kathleen can't bare to be in the same room together without having their hands all over eachother. In hopes to throw off the gang, Kathleen arranges for a bouquet of flowers to be sent to Sam, from a random woman. The random woman has to have a name, and Kathleen seems to have decided on "Diane", to which the gang reacts in an uproar when the flowers arrive. Sam tries to cover up both his growing relationship with Kathleen from the gang, along with disguising his former relationship with Diane from Kathleen. Cliff, trying to make his move on Kathleen, uses the Sam and Diane love-story as a means to work his way into her heart, completely oblivious to the fact that she is secretly dating Sam.

337 - The Hard Felt Truth Special Guest Star Kathleen Walters
Sam and Kathleen plan to tell the gang about their life together, but Sam is embarassed to wear a felt pin Kathleen has made for him. Sam and Kathleen get into a fight over her artistic ability, and they end up spending their two-month anniversary apart. Meanwhile, Carla and Woody discover that Paul, Phil, Frasier, Cliff, and Norm all have had their own keys made for the bar, and fail to discover that Kelly was dumb enough to make them for them. The episode ends with Sam introducing Kathleen as his fiance to everyone at Cheers.

338 - Lady Krapence (Part 1)
Pauls ex-wife, Lady (yes, that's her name), comes back for him. The gang at the bar is stunned to see such a beautiful woman as Paul's wife, all the while he cracks jokes about how she has let herself go. Just as Paul and the rest of the gang thinks they may be together, Sam spots Lady with another man. Sam tries to tell Paul but he won't listen, claiming Sam is just jealous. Paul decides to take a chance and take back his ex-wife. Meanwhile, John Allen Hill's estate is finally finalized as Valerie is given the home and luxuries, as Carla becomes owner of Melville's.

339 - Lady Krapence (Part 2)
Paul returns from the courthouse completely distraught, for the Justice of the Peace was Lady's lover, Guy Bailey. Paul tells the story to the gang, and they all break out in laughter when Paul gets to the part where Guy tells Paul to kiss the bride, and she kisses Guy instead. Lady storms into the bar wanting to apologize to Paul, but he won't listen. She forces Paul to join her in the pool room as they try to work it out. Paul gets to thinking that they will stay married, but she serves him divorce papers once again. Meanwhile, as the new owner of Melville's, Carla is angered to discover that she has been locked off from entering her own restaurant.

340 - High In The Mid-90s Special Guest Star Kathleen Walters
Carla resigns from her waitressing job at Cheers and prepares to take on the responsibility of owner and manager of Melville's. Carla's first day is an entire mess, with her entire cooking staff stoned. Carla recruits Frasier, Paul, Norm, and Cliff to help her cook, but they make matters worse. Carla's attorney Kathleen Walters comes in to the restaurant and within seconds whips the cooking staff back into shape. Kathleen confiscates the marijuana and leaves it on the counter for Carla to dispose of, but Cliff gets ahold of it first, and he along with Paul and Norm, get high.

341 - Liberty and Just Us For All Special Guest Star Kathleen Walters
With Carla up at Melville's, Sam is busy looking for a new waitress, when Kathleen comes up with the perfect plan for Sam to get new customers -- promote the fact that Carla is gone. Sam's "Abuse Free, Drinks On Me" campaign seems to go well, until Carla gets word, and Sam quickly realizes how sweet of a neighbor John Allen Hill really was. Meanwhile, with Carla gone, Cliff runs his mouth more than ever, and the larger crowd Sam was getting with Carla gone, was leaving twice as fast when Clavin arrived.

342 - The Boxed Office
Sam and Kathleen go out of town and the bar is left to Rebecca. Taking back charge of the bar she supposedly manages, Rebecca discovers the job has become excedingly difficult, especially when she screws up an order bill and comes to the bar to find it packed with boxes upon boxes of pretzels, over 3 tons in fact. With the bar packed with pretzels, the regulars hang out at Melville's for a while, and Carla is forced to decide between her gang of friends and paying customers. Meanwhile, Woody tries to impress his father-in-law by preparing dinner for he and his new love interest, whom Woody accidentally tells about one of Mr. Gaines' affairs.

343 - Boyd or Girl?
Kelly thinks she may be pregnant, but doesn't want to tell Woody as he's going to New York to audition for a Broadway production. Woody heads off for the Big Apple and Kelly is left to watch Woody Jr, as she works at the bar, and wonders whether or not they are going to have a second child. Meanwhile, Phil looses his hearing aid and the whole gang is sent searching for it. Kelly takes confidence in Sam when she tells him that she is with child, to which he reacts in great fear thinking he may somehow be the father. When Woody calls to check up on Kelly, they both have some news to share with eachother. She decides "if he doesn't get the part, I'll tell him. If he does, I'll have the baby tell him," but he makes her tell her news first, as Kelly is delighted to announce she's pregnant. Woody then tells her that he didn't get the part, and that they'll be able to stay in Boston. Kelly reacts with great joy, as does Woody, even though he had actually gotten the part.

344 - How To Secede In Business
Walt Twitchell goes missing and a new man is brought in as Cliff's boss, who begins reshuffling immediately. The first casuality just happens to be Clavin, who sulks his sorrows at Cheers for days to come. Wanting to help Cliff get out of the dumps, the gang tries to find him a new job, but Carla wants nothing to do with it. Without his postal authority, Cliff is much quieter and less of a know it all. In less than 24 hours of deciding to do so, they find a job for Cliff, something which took them months upon months for Norm. Cliff is thrilled to be working again, but takes it back when he finds out he'll be a man in brown.... working for UPS. Meanwhile, Woody tries to get the lead in a school play, not realizing it's for students only.

345 - Bar Wars X: Special Edition
Gary's Olde Town Tavern reopens out of thin air, and the Cheers gang reacts in an uproar, well, a slightly drunken, laid-back, "who gives a ****?", uproar. Woody thinks a three way war between Cheers, Gary's, and The Bull & Finch will erupt, but has to have Cliff explain to him that The Bull & Finch and Gary's are practically one in the same. With an army of barflies nearly twice their size against them, the Cheers gang can only think of one way to win the war -- bowling. The Cheers gang thinks they may take home the title again, but when a crippled Gary arrives, they forfeit the title, only to have Gary miraculously be healed.

346 - Together Again Special Guest Stars Kathleen Walters and Dr. Lilith Sternin
A desperate Frasier consoles a lonely Lilith as she comes bearing news that Louis Pascal has left her for a man. Frasier and Lilith's rekindled love grows rapidly, but she can't seem to get it across to him that she will not be moving back to Boston. Meanwhile, before getting word of Lilith's return, Sam has arranged for Frasier to meet an old flame, leading to mass confusion including Lilith suspecting of Sam of being interested in Frasier. Meanwhile, Carla has trouble keeping up with the gossip going on at Cheers, and she too has a misunderstanding -- she thinks Sam has got a thing for Lilith.

347 - Small Talk Special Guest Star Kathleen Walters
In a Cheers first, the entire episode is presented in realtime. 23 minutes of 11 bar patrons just sitting back, and shooting the breeze. Sam, Kathleen, Rebecca, Carla, Woody, Kelly, Frasier, Paul, Cliff and Phil are stuck in the bar during a terrible storm. Just when they think no one can come in and no one can go out, Norm storms through the door, completely drenched. During the episode, the gang talks on a number of subjects including an arguement over who was the better Darren on Betwitched and a conversation between Frasier and the rest of the gang over what whether or not he will move to Philly to be with Lilith. Woody is sent to find some more candles in the closet, and gets himself locked in. When the subject of the date of Sam and Kathleen's wedding arrises, Sam and Kathleen erupt into a fight which has obvilious been fought before. Meanwhile, Carla jumps back and forth between hanging with the Cheers gang and keeping the employees of Melville's happy. The episode ends with the storm clearing up, but nobody seems to want to leave, and Norm calls for another round, as Woody continues to pound on the closet door in hopes of being rescued.

348 - I've Been Where I'm Going (Part 1) Special Guest Stars Sumner Sloane, Janet Eldridge, and Evan Drake
(Originally aired as an Hour Long Episode)
Close to twenty years since buying Cheers, Sam begins to feel as if has life is going nowhere. Not up, not down, nowhere. As Sam enters a little depression, Carla prepare to get rid of hers as she puts Melville's up for sale. Three familiar faces show up as expected buyers, as reminders of Sam's shaky past. The first of which is Sumner Sloane, Diane's ex-fiance who has gone on to become a top-selling author and a frequent guest on a cable news network. Next up is Sam's former love interest Janet Eldridge, who since her re-election to City Council, has gone on to become a Congresswoman.

349 - I've Been Where I'm Going (Part 2) Special Guest Star Sumner Sloane, Janet Eldridge, and Evan Drake
(Originally aired as an Hour Long Episode)
coming soon....

Cheers - Season 15
1996-1997

Starring:
Sam Malone
Rebecca Howe
Carla Tortelli LeBec
Clifford Clavin
Woody Boyd/Kelly Gaines Boyd
Dr. Frasier Crane
Dr. Lilith Sternin
Paul Krapence
and Norm Peterson

Dr. Lilith Sternin returns to the cast.
Kathleen Walters and Vinnie Claussen are no longer "Special Guest Stars" as they will appear almost regularly.
Lloyd Gaines becomes a semi-regular as the new owner of Melville's.

350 - It Almost Comes Together
coming soon....

351 - Bed and Beernuts
coming soon....

352 - What's In A Name?
Jennifer Rose Boyd
coming soon....

353 - Nun of the Above
coming soon....

354 - Nightmare on Beacon Street
coming soon....

355 - Bar Exam
coming soon....

356 - Love At First Site
coming soon....

357 - How Much Wood Would Woody The Woodchuck Chuck If Woody The Woodchuck Would Chuck Wood?
coming soon....

358 - Ladies' Night
coming soon....

359 - The Fall of The House of Frasier
coming soon....

360 - The Life and Times of Sam Malone
coming soon....

361 - Cutting The Cord
coming soon....

362 - The Devil and Clifford Clavin
coming soon....

363 - Final Lap
coming soon....

364 - Keeping In Touch
coming soon....

365 - Blind Date
coming soon....

366 - Daughter of Mine
coming soon....

367 - Wanted: Dead or A Life
coming soon....

368 - Piano Bar

369 - Night (Part 1)

310 - Day (Part 2)

371 - Give The Bartender His Due
coming soon....

372 - COMING SOON

373 - Why Haven't I Seen You Somewhere Before?
coming soon....

374 - Bar Nun (Part 1)
coming soon....

375 - Bar Nun (Part 2)
coming soon....

Woohoo!

Originally posted by Chambers
Woohoo!

Homer??

Originally posted by barwars
Homer??

Best person ever.
(not Homer.... you)



Chambers: Ooooh....that was cheap....funny, but cheap. Editing my posts....evil barwars....

Im skipping summaries this time and taking yet another stab at full episodes.

Very Nice, barwars! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/bird_littlelovebird.gif

276 - Long Time (Part One)

A big thanks to Chambers for the Normism.

Teaser
The twelfth season of Cheers brings us back to the bar where everybody knows your name. The episode opens with an exterior shot of the bar, then a shot of the empty hallway, from which Sam walks towards the bar, with a rag over his shoulder, humming the Frasier themesong.

The phone rings, Sam walks from the "Frith table" to Norm's stool, reaches over the bar and answers it.

Sam: Cheers. (stalls for about 4 seconds) Sorry, no, she got married a few months ago and hasn't been back to the bar since. (stalls for about 2 seconds) I could forward the message though, may I ask who's speaking?? (listens for answer of the phone for a second, then drops his jaw for about 5 seconds) Ohh, sorry, excuse me. I've got it, Evan Drake, 555-4309. (hangs the phone, looks off is disbelieve for a couple of seconds, shakes his head and picks up the phone and begins to dial)

The front door opens, in walks an unexpected Diane Chambers. Sam doesn't look up, as he continues to dial the phone.

Sam: (waiting for Rebecca to pick up the phone) (to Diane) Hiya Carla! (tosses her an apron, without ever looking in her direction) (The other side of the phone is obviously dead, and Sam hangs up) Damn, Rebecca and Don must've moved again.

Throughout this all Diane is smirking, walking around slowly, wiping down tables.

Diane: (disguising her voice behind her rag) What's going on with Rebecca anyhow??

Sam: Drake, Evan Drake wants to meet with her.

Diane: (obviously confused by the Evan Drake reference) (once again, disguising her voice) Ohh, uhh, which one was he again?

Sam: (grabs about 4 mugs and a few wine glasses) Carla, are you feeling alright?

Diane: (disguised voice) Perfectly fine, Sammy. So, (moves her head around trying to find something to say) did you catch the Redsox last night?

Sam: The Sox didn't play last night.

Diane: (diguised voice) Ohh, yeah, I meant, (makes a face thats a cross between pissed off and "damn Im caught") just forget it Sammy.

Sam: Yeah, sure, forget it.

Diane: (finally exposing her voice, as Sam walking from behind the bar to the closet) Forget it all, Sam.

Sam's face goes blank as his jaw drops, along with his arms full of glasses and mugs. He turns around to see Diane, waving sheepishly, as she tilts her head a little, and smiles.

Cue themesong.







Scene 1
Act 1
The show returns from commercial with the typical exterior shot, leading into a full bar, later that evening, with the exception of Sam, all are oblivious to Diane's unexpected return.
Sam is in office, off camera, as Carla and Woody are working behind the bar. In their normal seats are Cliff, Paul, Phil, and Lilith

Cliff: And that is why the venus flytrap no longer cohabitats with the common house fly.

Paul: Venus flytrap??

Cliff: That's what I said, isn't it?

Carla: You've said plenty Clavin, so shut your yap. (Paul laughs)

Lilith: (looking up from usual table, which she now frequents alone) I for one found Cliff's theory very informative, although he may not have concured exactly as to which specific species of venus flytrap was in question, which can always make the most significant difference, but who's keeping track anyways?? (gets up from her seat and grabs a pretzel from in front of Norm, bites half of it, points to the guys as if motioning "that's right, bitch", and sits back down)

Woody: (looking blankly at Lilith) I agree Dr. Sternin-Crane.

(Carla, Cliff, Paul, and Phil all turn away, hiding their faces as to not make eye contact with Lilith, as she rises slowly from her chair)

Lilith: (clears her throat) It's just Sternin.

Woody: What's just Sternin, Dr. Sternin-Crane??

Lilith: My name, it's Sternin. No Crane, just Sternin.

Woody: (whispering to the guys) I thought her name was Lilith.

Lilith: It is Lilith.

Woody: (whispering again) Dang, she heard me.

Lilith: Lilith Sternin, no Crane. (progressively getting louder) No Crane in the name, no Crane in the house, no Crane in my life. Why, why, why?

(Everybody quickly walks to the other side of the bar)

Sam: (obviously still shaken up) Is there a problem?? Lilith?

Lilith: Yes Sam?? (runs over into his arms, which he responds to akwardly)

Sam: (tries to push her away, but she doesn't budge) Maybe you should see a conselor.

(At the other end of the bar, everyone makes "ut-oh" noises)

Lilith: (crinks her head to the side) A conselor?? Why Sam, do I have a problem??

Sam: (frightened) No, no, you just haven't been yourself lately. Tell ya what, you bring the kid on over and we'll watch him for the day, you go have some time for yourself.

Lilith: That's all I have, is time to myself. No husband, no lover, no life. Every night consists of well, you people.

Carla: (shouting for the opposite side of the bar) Casper and friends!!

Paul: I don't think Casper was ever that white.

Carla: No, but you're pretty damn close.

(As Paul walks away from Carla sulking into the pool room, the camera pans with him to come back on Sam and Lilith, who are standing behind Lilith's normal table)

Sam: I don't know what to tell ya, divorce can be murder.
(Lilith makes an evil laugh to herself, and smirks) What is it?

Lilith: Why Sam, I never thought you'd figure it out. (she laughs to herself again)

Sam: Hey, hey, just back off okay. So I made a slip, I'm sorry. At least I didn't go cheating on my wife.

(Lilith turns away and begins to leave, obviously upset)

Sam: (grabs Lilith and pulls her over by the telephone to talk to her privately) I apologize, that was very low of me.

Lilith: (nods her head) Thank you Sam, I must be going now. Thank you for everything (kisses him on the cheek)

Sam: (taken back by the kiss, although it was hardly significant) There's something I need to tell you, this morning, I was uncovering the pooltable, and I got my finger stuck between the ball and the hole and really hurt, I mean, look (shows her his finger, which she doesn't take a second to look at and puts it back by his side) Then I got my finger out of the hole and came out to put down the stools, ya know? Then the phone ran (gets cut off by....)

Norm: Evening everybody!!

Everybody: NORM!!

Woody: (now behind the bar) How's life, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: As good as it can get when both God and Satan hate your guts.

DELAYED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

I love it!
More, more, more!

Originally posted by Chambers
I love it!
More, more, more!

thanks.
I'll be able to do more this weekend because I have no school monday, and no homework.

So far so good! :D I can't wait to read more.

updated, roughly.
It will definately be edited.

(the entire episode will fit in that post, I'll post whenever I update)

hahahaha
Damn, Lilith is cool. You write her very well.

Ok, I'll refrain from decapitating Norm.

Originally posted by Chambers
hahahaha
Damn, Lilith is cool. You write her very well.

Ok, I'll refrain from decapitating Norm.

thanks.
I'm trying to keep Norm out of the picture until Diane comes back.... Normisms are tough. (they'll both be in the episode though)
I updated just a bit.

This show is just too smart for me to write.

At least with Cheers its more line-line-joke.

Originally posted by barwars
This show is just too smart for me to write.

At least with Cheers its more line-line-joke.

I know what you mean. Cheers was an ingenious comedy machine - the format is almost always the same, you just insert different jokes. Even so, I do plan on trying a Frasier fanfic one of these days.

Originally posted by Chambers
I know what you mean. Cheers was an ingenious comedy machine - the format is almost always the same, you just insert different jokes. Even so, I do plan on trying a Frasier fanfic one of these days.

With Frasier, the jokes are funny throughout the entire episode.... but for the most part they all lead up to one hilarious moment. (which sometimes can stretch for minutes)

Originally posted by barwars
This show is just too smart for me to write.

At least with Cheers its more line-line-joke.

It is difficult to write - I think that's why I've only written about two, lol!

Updated a bit.... anybody with ideas for Normisms, please PM me.

I give.... these scripts are tough.

I will return to summaries however.

I moved the script, which I may update eventually, but for now Im sticking to the summaries (much more enjoyable for myself)

I'll edit my first post to include the entire Twelfth Season.

Maybe not as "woohoo" as you think, if the show had gone on, Kirstie would have most likely stayed around, Frasier never would have happened, and Diane would have been held back until the series finale.

Haha, I won't take back my woohoo.
You're abosultely right about Rebecca staying on. Much more realistic this way. Can't wait for more!

Originally posted by Chambers
Haha, I won't take back my woohoo.
You're abosultely right about Rebecca staying on. Much more realistic this way. Can't wait for more!

Good.... I thought Id get one of those useless internet death threats.

Updated!!

Haha that Cliff episode sounds great.

And I'm glad we don't see any of that stuff actually happening. Keepin' it real. Yeah.

Originally posted by Chambers
Haha that Cliff episode sounds great.

And I'm glad we don't see any of that stuff actually happening. Keepin' it real. Yeah.

I like the idea of episodes that don't leave the bar.

updated a bit....

You're so good at coming up with titles. Damn you.

Originally posted by Chambers
You're so good at coming up with titles. Damn you.


thanks.

It's all about word puns.... watch Rocky & Bullwinkle, and you'll completely understand.

updated, again....

Originally posted by barwars
updated, again....

yeah
that.

Awesome barwars! Can't wait for more.

You write Lilith especially well. ;)

Good stuff.
I particularly liked the Bar Wars one and "Rubix Dude." You can't go wrong with a rubix cube.

Originally posted by Chambers
Good stuff.
I particularly liked the Bar Wars one and "Rubix Dude." You can't go wrong with a rubix cube.

Thanks.... the Bar Wars one is my fave.
Any particular bad episodes??

Originally posted by barwars
Thanks.... the Bar Wars one is my fave.
Any particular bad episodes??

Nope. You can't really go wrong with these summaries. Well, unless you kill off Norm.

Originally posted by Chambers
Nope. You can't really go wrong with these summaries. Well, unless you kill off Norm.

****ing spoilers.

updated once again.

Originally posted by barwars
updated once again.

And again, took me a while, but its updated.

hahaha "Yes or Norm?" is my favorite so far.

Originally posted by Chambers
hahaha "Yes or Norm?" is my favorite so far.

thanks

I'll have some more either tonight or tomorrow.

Ooh! I love them all so far, barwars!!:D

Originally posted by barwars
thanks

I'll have some more either tonight or tomorrow.

how's about today??

UPDATED.
With episodes 280 (for continuity sake), 291, 292, 293 and 294.

"Cheers and Crackers" is awesome.

Originally posted by Chambers
"Cheers and Crackers" is awesome.

thanks, its one of my favorites.


I'll have more soon.

UPDATED, with episodes....

294 - "Who, What, Where, When, Why, and Howe"
295 - "Strike"
296 - "Father Rabbi"
and 297 - "Maloneliness" (which might just be my favorite of the ones I've done so far)

Updated with the Season 12 finale.... and Cheers 300.

Originally posted by barwars
296 - "Father Rabbi"

Scratch that, it was bad.
In its place is the new "Braindead" -- a much better idea.



AND

280 - "raCe caR" has transformed into "A Play On Words"
(other episodes have gotten name changes.... but no plot points have changed)





UPDATED with the "real" Season 13 premiere.

UPDATED, with:

303 - "Patience, Patients"
and
304 - "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Beer"

Wow, great stuff in those last episodes.

Originally posted by Chambers
Wow, great stuff in those last episodes.

thanks.

UPDATED

Somebody dies, very soon.

Originally posted by barwars
UPDATED

Somebody dies, very soon.


Now I'm really hooked.

Originally posted by Chambers
Now I'm really hooked.


I know, right? This is better than a soap opera!

Originally posted by Moondance
This is better than a soap opera!

Everything is better than a soap opera.

Originally posted by barwars
Everything is better than a soap opera.


Ah, you are probably anti-romance...soaps have plenty of that, and much, much more. On one of my soaps, a character came back from the dead, posed as another person and purposely had sex with his cousin (who was a virgin) for revenge on the family! Now that is twisted!

Updated

Somebody is still going to die, and you can probably guess who, but it's still going to happen.

And if any are bad.... tell me.

Originally posted by barwars
Updated

Somebody is still going to die, and you can probably guess who, but it's still going to happen.


I want to know NOW. So get writing.

Originally posted by Chambers
I want to know NOW. So get writing.

Cheers - Season 13 has been put on indefinate (possibly perminant) hiatus, just, because, well, yeah, okay, this works.

Originally posted by barwars
Cheers - Season 13 has been put on indefinate (possibly perminant) hiatus, just, because, well, yeah, okay, this works.

Or not.

....UPDATED.

More soon.... death later.

Originally posted by barwars
Or not.

....UPDATED.

More soon.... death later.

Great stuff. Waiting anxiously for more.

UPDATED

Originally posted by barwars
UPDATED


Loving it....can't wait for death;)

Originally posted by Moondance
Loving it....can't wait for death;)

Me neither.

UPDATED.
Episodes 310, 311, and 313 are new.

Somebody dies in the Season Finale.

Originally posted by barwars
UPDATED.
Episodes 310, 311, and 313 are new.

Somebody dies in the Season Finale.


Haha! I loved 313, the cat episode!:lol: Keep'em coming!

All great - can't wait for the finale.

How do I post a fan fiction?
Bar War, where are the episodes? I see the synposis, but no actual script.

Originally posted by stratman
How do I post a fan fiction?
Bar War, where are the episodes? I see the synposis, but no actual script.

He only wrote synopses (no scripts). If you want to post your fanfic, click on the button that says "Post New Topic." Look forward to reading it.

Oh, so he just wrote synopses. I have to say that the story ideas are fantastic. I especially like the 'Life, love and the purse suit of happiness' synopses. I would love to write that episode because I have quite a few ideas for it. There has been talk of writing a 12th season at the Cafe Nervosa forum but that was a few months ago now. Maybe we should team up, Barwars.

Originally posted by stratman
Oh, so he just wrote synopses. I have to say that the story ideas are fantastic. I especially like the 'Life, love and the purse suit of happiness' synopses. I would love to write that episode because I have quite a few ideas for it. There has been talk of writing a 12th season at the Cafe Nervosa forum but that was a few months ago now. Maybe we should team up, Barwars.

Its all yours.... but if you become rich and famous from it, remember me.

UPDATED.

The Season Finale will be episode 324.

My only problem with that I don't know what to make of the end part where Martin mistakes the baby carrier for a built in purse.

267 - Life, Love, and the Purse Suit of Happiness
Frasier adjusts to his new life as Martin and Ronee move in with him, yet again. At work, both Frasier and Roz try to adjust to their new positions, Roz as manager, and Frasier struggling to manage his own show. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne are getting tired of being tired. While out shopping for even more baby supplies, hoping to get the baby to quiet down once in a while, Niles comes upon a jump suit which allows the baby to be connected at all times, like a kangaroo. Daphne forbids him to buy it, but when Niles tries it on at the store, and the baby falls asleep instantly in it, they buy it immediately. The following day, Ronee holds a dinner party, where Niles shows up wearing the baby suit, which Martin mistakens it to have a built in purse, not a baby carrier.

Originally posted by barwars
UPDATED.

yup.

hahaha I love "Stormin' Norman."
Brilliant idea!

Stormin' Norman was sheer greatness!

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Season 14 coming soon!!

Cliffie? Cliffie's...gone?

Is he really dead??

Originally posted by Chambers
Cliffie? Cliffie's...gone?

Is he really dead??

I changed what happened in Part 1, because my first idea was really bad.

Cliffe's been gone, for years.
It's a CLIFFhanger.

Really good stuff, Tim. But one small nitpick: you might want to rename the radio station WACL.

Originally posted by AKA
Really good stuff, Tim. But one small nitpick: you might want to rename the radio station WACL.

Thanks.
This might be a stupid question, but I don't care.... why change it to W??
Does it have something to do with location?

Originally posted by barwars
Thanks.
This might be a stupid question, but I don't care.... why change it to W??
Does it have something to do with location? Yeah. TV and radio station call letters east of the Rockies begin with "W," while west of the Rockies they begin with "K"

Originally posted by AKA
Yeah. TV and radio station call letters east of the Rockies begin with "W," while west of the Rockies they begin with "K"

Will do.
Thanks for the headsup.

I made it "WAHT" rather than "WACL"

Like that ending much better.
And Andy Andy's back!!

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I will do at least up to the sixteenth season, but I'm not sure how much more.

Hey Barwars I saw this in your sig. and took a look - good work!

Originally posted by barwars
001 - Give Me A Farm Sometime
When Woody's parents die in a house fire, Woody decides that its time he leaves Boston and heads back to Hanover to continue raising his family. There he reunites with an eclectic mix of friends and foes in his hometown. But what Woody doesn't know is that he has to take over the family farm, even though his no good smooth-talking-college-boy-brother Harold is perfectly capable.

That is a good story. I live near Hanover and work at the college. It was cool when he would talk about Hanover on Cheers.

Originally posted by keeshadoll
That is a good story. I live near Hanover and work at the college. It was cool when he would talk about Hanover on Cheers.

There is a real Hanover?!
I thought they named it after the college Woody Harrelson went to.
Either way, thats cool.

Originally posted by Seinatra
Hey Barwars I saw this in your sig. and took a look - good work!

thanks

It's been a while, but I've updated.

hahaha mail order bride. that was excellent.

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There will be at least two more seasons after this, maybe more.

UPDATED with a ****load of stuff.

Funny stuff, barwars! I love it!

Funny stuff, barwars! I love it!

thank you very much, I should have more soon.

UPDATED, with Lilith's return.

Very Very Good.

Some awesome storylines there, well done. Please tell me you write for sitcoms, if not - GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO HOLLYWOOD PRONTO!! You have a talent dude!

Very Very Good.

Some awesome storylines there, well done. Please tell me you write for sitcoms, if not - GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO HOLLYWOOD PRONTO!! You have a talent dude!

haha, thanks a lot.
I do plan on writing/producing for TV though. At least thats what I'll be going to college for.


ps.... awesome avatar.