I_Love_Fonzie
08-02-2003, 04:18 AM
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
* Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
* Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
* Eye Drops Off Shelf
* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
* Cold wave linked to temperatures
* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
* Glass eye no help in identifying corpse
* Doctor testifies in horse suit
* Milk drinkers are turning to powder
* Squad helps dog bite victim
* Dealers will hear car talk at noon
* Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
ABlairican Pie
08-02-2003, 08:35 AM
:eek: :lol:
Does Jay Leno still do those funny news clips on the Tonight Show?
fr00ti
08-02-2003, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
:eek: :lol:
Does Jay Leno still do those funny news clips on the Tonight Show?
Yup he does them on Monday night. Last week he had a car ad that said "For sale: 79' Dodge lesbian" omg :rotflmao: that was so funny.
laceyinthesky
08-02-2003, 11:52 AM
:lol: Where'd you find this list? Are there any more that you didn't post?
webuster
08-02-2003, 05:16 PM
I've never actually spotted a funny headline in my local paper- but there are at least 100 typos everyweek- some just laughable. I really think I should have a shot at editing the paper, but I don't even think there is such a post as 'editor' at the newspaper.
Brian
08-02-2003, 05:23 PM
Here are one from the Sports section of the San Diego Union Tribune a few years back.
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0h No! (This was about the Charger's continuing losing streak in a season in which they started out with a big losing streak in a 1-15 season)
Warm & Fuzzy
08-02-2003, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by I_Love_Fonzie
ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
* Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
* Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
* Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
* Eye Drops Off Shelf
* Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
* Cold wave linked to temperatures
* Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
* Glass eye no help in identifying corpse
* Doctor testifies in horse suit
* Milk drinkers are turning to powder
* Squad helps dog bite victim
* Dealers will hear car talk at noon
* Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Yeah, I've seen this list before. :lol:
In sixth grade, we were told to make up stories using those headlines. You can't begin to believe what I came up with. :lol:
Dude111
08-28-2025, 06:34 AM
Hehe here are alot more :D
www.rrcs.org/Downloads/funny_headlines_list4.pdf