Yeah yeah, you aint Mr. Comedy your Mr. Tragedy

LeRoy @ the Safari Club/Lounge, challenging Kirt/Kirk Taylor, the funniest man to come out of Kansas City in a pair of football shoes.

El Correcto reverendtrimble!

Who said it #2

Oh yeah, well I'm going to peel his head?

"I knew it!!!!.....the dude's been cheatin!!! (As he rips a leg off a chair)

Who said it #2:
Jo-Jo Jackson, describing to Grady what he's going to do to Lamont for going out with "his" girl Candy.

Who said it #3:
Arms Crowder, after finding out that the professional card shark Fred invited over, had took the money and ran, after what was supposed to be a lesson-teaching, give-the-money- back, poker game.

El Correcto StarshipTrooper

Who said it #4
And to President Mckinley

woodrow anderson

Mabel. She was Grady's cousins grandmother. Fred was using her to show Lamont how it would be to be married to a older woman. "Wanna have a little fun Freddy!!" She also twisted her ankle and had to stay upstairs in bed for a week. "How do this things always keep happening to me!!"

Who said it #5 ????????????????
You cant use this place for a tax shelter...because it is a animal shelter!!

#5
Marvin, the guy who prepaired their taxes.
Fred says" Next time get us a tax shelter",
Marvin says " you can't use this place as a tax shelter"
Fred says " why not"
Marvin says" because it's an animal shalter"

WHO SAID IT.?

DIDN' T I TELL YOU IF I CAUGHT YOU AROUND CANDY I WOULD BREAK BOTH YOUR JAWS SUCKA...

Jo-Jo Jackson?

Who said it?

"It's my gall bladder!...they said it's the size of a persian melon, imagine having a persian melon inside of you... but you don't want to hear about that do you Fred?"

Aunt Ethel

Who said it #8

Is this Lamont , little lame Lamont?

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Who said it #8

Is this Lamont , little lame Lamont?

Big Money Gripp?

#8
Guess again Skillit

#8
Oh geez, duh!! That was Lena Horn!!

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Aunt Ethel
Case closed!


Who said it #10:

"I didn't know that??" (repeated several times in this scene Hint: Hispanic accent)

Now you talken Skillet

#9

Who said it?

Do you like Mutton, do we like what, mutton boiled mutton?

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Now you talken Skillet

#9

Who said it?

Do you like Mutton, do we like what, mutton boiled mutton?

Ah shoot, can't think of her name. She was the hired maid for Fred when he had that bum arm. Mary!!

#10

I think his name was Juan Diego Lopez (He's a Mexican)

Originally posted by Junkoligist
#10

I think his name was Juan Diego Lopez (He's a Mexican)

El correcto!

#11
"Yeah, you HAD a whole bottle now you out!!"

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Who said it #8

Is this Lamont , little lame Lamont?

LENA HORNE.

IN CALIFORNIA ONE DAY AND I ALREADY GOT A DATE.

#11 answer

Slick Skillet

Who said it #12

Well I guess i'll sleep in the ladies toilet?

Who said it #13

Brillo never ever felt so good

I'm totally stumped on these. If these are after the 3rd season I'm horrible.

# 12 & 13 are both from the 3rd season

Who said it # 14

I'm not exactly free but i'm reasonable

#14
Is it Carol the door to door cleaning products salesperson with the "fine brown frame?"

Still have me stumped on the other two. Is #13 the drunk lady who thought Grady was Fred?

#9 ANSWER: Mary (The Light Housekeeper)
"Joe Louis could have beat the hell out of Jack Dempsey"
#12 ANSWER: Grady's cousin Emma (Cousin Emma)
"Come the mornin...im gonna fix you two a BIG breakfast"

ANSWER #14 Fast Fanny
"Fast...faster...and outta sight!!"

"You make one move toward that restroom door buddy and you get flushed into the Pacific!!" Fred: "Oh Yeah??" "Yeah!!"
Fred: (cowering back to his seat)..."I'll go later."

"Hey you got some diamonds there where your underwear should be." Supposidly this person was a some sort of a cult icon in the 60's and early 70's.

ANSWER #9


Originally posted by jekouptown
IN CALIFORNIA ONE DAY AND I ALREADY GOT A DATE.

Close enough Skillet on #13 her name was Betty Harriston.

Answer #9 just came to me
Julio's sister

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Answer #9 just came to me
Julio's sister

Was it? Or was it that Betty Jean (I think was her name), the heavy set girl who had a lot of cash available for the guy who married her??

EDIT: No, no, I think you are right.

I'm stumped on 15 and 16 I believe 16 was said by a cop, and 15 must have been edited on TV because I kind of recall hearing it.
Help me out Skillet

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Answer #9 just came to me
Julio's sister

CORRECT.

Who said it # 17

They got as much stuff in here as they got outdoors

Who said it # 18




I just love Mexican food, are we going to see any Mexicans.

Who said it and what was the response they got?

a classic line

Who said it # 19

Turn to the death notices and read us your name

(no name needed)

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Who said it # 18
I just love Mexican food, are we going to see any Mexicans.

Who said it and what was the response they got?

a classic line

Ah, ha! Now that was Betty Jean wasn't it! :)

"The Route that I'm taking that's all we gonna see." Ha ha!! My Dad and I used to laugh our ass off with that one!

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Who said it # 17
They got as much stuff in here as they got outdoors

Ah, one of my fav's. Hucklebuck!

"Deal unto others as they have dealt unto thee!"

Who said it # 20

"Well it's pretty good for a domestic Sherry but one finds the best Sherry in Spain."

Answer #20:
Osgood Perkins.....he also goes to the Marietta Hot Springs for the baths. While Fred goes upstairs for the baths!

Answer #18
Betty Jean asked Lamont that!
Lamont: "The route im taking thats all we are going to see."

Answer #19
The guy in the audience in the episode "Brother Can You Spare an Act". He was there to see the Tyrone Power picture "The Geek". I love the look on Mrs. Hopkins face when he said that!

The answer to #15 and #16 are in part #3 of "The Hawaiian Connection". The person who is the answer to 15 also played other parts on S&S. The answer to 16 is a person who also ran for Presdient. Hope these hints help.

Who said: "If i were you i would get out of this
neighborhood before it gets dark."

Who said: "good evening...good evening...GOOD EVENING!!"

Originally posted by glenny
Who said: "good evening...good evening...GOOD EVENING!!"

the accountant ..i think his name is marvin.

C'MON...THE HORS DOUVERS IS GETTING COLD..

close enough....his name was Calvin not Marvin. He also sold Fred "General Lee" along with a wagon full of junk.

#23 answer:
was the caretaker at the Mercy Mission where Fred goes when Lamont starts a side business with Julio. He was the chef and Matradi also. His name is real life is Louis Guss. I love this episode, espsecially when Lamont and Julio hear Fred's taped goodbye speech. P.S. "Bye Dummy!"

A little twist on this subject:
Lamont: "Anyone who goes around selling encyclopedias written in crayon is deranged!!"
Question.....who was Lamont referring to??

"You see Lamont im not a buliding manager im a imprisario."

"Hey Look......its a glazed donut!!"

Answer #25


Rodney

An Impriwhorio?

Answer #24

I believe it was Yerby the manager of Jr. Joe Lewis

Answer #21

The cop from "The Great Sanford Siege"

Fred "Listen brotha you a brotha , you gona let them take all our stuff

Cop " What can I do it's my job"

Fred " Why don't you get a respectable job"

Answer #26

Fred

Who said it #27

This is worse than basic training

Originally posted by glenny
#23 answer:
was the caretaker at the Mercy Mission where Fred goes when Lamont starts a side business with Julio. He was the chef and Matradi also. His name is real life is Louis Guss. I love this episode, espsecially when Lamont and Julio hear Fred's taped goodbye speech. P.S. "Bye Dummy!"

CORRECT

Who said it #28


This is kind of off the who said it path but, When did Fred call himself a Junkoligist?

Answer #27
"This is worse than basic training"
Hoppy said that when he informed Donna about
Fred being run over by gangsters. The Sanford
home was messy as usual and he tripped over
a basketball. Episode: "The Oddfather"

I am not sure but i think Fred called himself that in the episode
"California Crud." I believe he said that when he was talking to Professor Leanord Miller about letting him dig in his backyard.

Glenny's answer to #28
I don't think he did in that episode

Who said it #29

Why are yee fearful oh yee of little faith

Who said it #30

At least I don't go around boring the world with some jive imitation of an ink spot.

The answer to question #30 is Rollo

It's when he gives Fred a baseball supposedly signed by Jackie Robinson.

"You will not accept the cheese????"

"I don't know what she ever needed a piano for in the first place...she never did get past chopsticks!"

"We call that building 'The Michaelangelo".

Answer to #31 Julio

#32 Teh uy from "The piano movers" can't recall a name
#33 Sam Jordan

I LIKE NECKS.

Answer #33

Jason from "The Kid "

Who said it #34

If you can't hold down a steady job , you change your line of work

rollo . LAMONT IS THAT YOU.

now this is the part of our show when we ask one of our studio audience to come and join me for this fine meal.

Answer to #35 : The gourmet guy on the Whopper Choppers episode, I think it was called "Can You Chop This?"

now...could you show me your bird.?

Number 36....."now can you show me your bird"
the lady from the adoption agency

Answer #35

Mrs Sherman (Aunt Esther has a baby)

#36 was Mrs. Sherman
#35 was "The Cavorting Conesseur"
(this person also played the mayor in National
lampoons Animal House)

let's say ummm sixish......

#37 Carol Davis...she worked for Nevins Household Products.
(i believe she said..let's say ummmmm 7-ish...not sixish
sixish is when she and Fred finish working)

Answer#37

Carol Davis (She got a fine brown frame)

"Would'nt he be perfect for the Haram scene"

Answer #38

Don the director in "Rated X"

Who said it #39

Man you aint said nothing but get

Who said: "Cold hands......warm chapel"

Answer #40
Nelson B. Davis

"Let's get all the grandfathers up on stage...all the grandfathers!"

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Who said it #39

Man you aint said nothing but get

ROLLO.

AND HE HAS A CUTE MUSTACHE....

Answer #42: Cousin Grady's wife Margaret
Betty Jean: "it's too bushy!"

LIKE A WATER BUFFALO....

Answer #43. I believe it was Hutch

Hey Mr. Sanford....you got something there.
Fred: "it must have just got on here"

"We could always follow you if we invade El Segundo!!"

"OK.......86 the trees!!"

"Mr. Sanford, my father was alot like you.....he had a good head for business...he really knew how to wheel and deal!!"

"You don't need me.....you need a speech therapist."

"...and three days for 7UP."

"I put the wine in a decanter to allow it to breathe."

Answer #44 Aw Chew

#45 Bubba
#46 The director from "The merger" Haywood Jones


#49 Fred
#50 Lou Turner (Oh you mean big Lou Turner)

Originally posted by glenny
"OK.......86 the trees!!"

the whopper chopper guy filming the commercial .....

Originally posted by glenny
"You don't need me.....you need a speech therapist."

the chinese guy from new york. In the magic store.
me and uglee...chain at wristiee...need your helpee..

Originally posted by glenny
"Mr. Sanford, my father was alot like you.....he had a good head for business...he really knew how to wheel and deal!!"

julio.

you want some real good advice..if i where you i would get outta this neighborhood before it gets dark

Answer #51
The cop from " the great Sanford Siege"

The Chinese guy in the magic store never said where he came from. I think you had him confused with the chinese guy from Brooklyn Fred was making fun of at the pool in Hawaii; thinking he did not understand English
"Hey..a hurricane is coming in 1/2 hour..going to kill everybody"

"I must go see a man who has eaten prunes for 5 straight weeks...as you can udnerstand i must not keep him waiting!!"

Answer #52
Mr. Grayson

"Your room overlooks the Sanford Arms.....so i guess i am going to be bunking with you."
"Well you are full of bunk!!"----Fred

"This thing is Frank Sinatra's???????"

"My nana go BOOM!"

Answer #53
Officer Perkins

ANswer #54
The maid at Frank Sinatras hotel ( You heard him sing I did it my way, well this is the jacket he did it on)

#55 Fred

"i must say in over 25 years of service...no one has ever RIPPED OFF one of my bras!"
Fred: "I can believe that!"

"im know as the brown pidgeon"

"Mr. Sanford!!......you are out of order."

Answer #56 Ms Hopkins

Answer #57 Grady

Answer #58 Mr. Wilkens (and so is the toilet down the hall)

"For $500 i can make Yule Gibbons a meat loaf freak!"

this is a real tough one.
"What are you some kind of nut??"
Fred: "grrrrrrrrrr....i used to like you."

"....and if Fred can put them on the spot..its only a matter of time until we could get everything back."

"Happy Wiping."

Answer #59 Fred
Answer #60 Merv Griffin
Answer #61 I think Smitty

nswer #62 Miss Cogley from the employment agency

Who said it #63

Da bop da bop bop bop hoooo

NEVER thought you would get Merv Griffin! GOOD JOB!

"That's how you test out a pen....writing gushy poetry??"

"Will that be by cash or by charge??"

"Mr. Sanford....this animal is definitely non-domestic!!"

'we better get out of here....this place has obviously been ran-shacked!!"
Fred: "How would you like me to ramshackle your face!!"

"I can be 20% sure if you want me to??"

Originally posted by glenny
The Chinese guy in the magic store never said where he came from. I think you had him confused with the chinese guy from Brooklyn Fred was making fun of at the pool in Hawaii; thinking he did not understand English
"Hey..a hurricane is coming in 1/2 hour..going to kill everybody"
right..the chinese guy by the pool

Answer #64
Lamont (It was a fountain pen (Fred))

Answer #66 Mr. Quincy

Answer # 67 Mrs (Sucka) Johnson

Answer #68 I believe its the guy at th hospitle making sure he had the right chart.

Wasn't the line 200%??

WHo said it #69
What are you some sort of spineless creap

#70
"The clue is....fun every night!"

#71
"Don't touch that dial!!"

Answer #70 Harry Money (Freds reply: "The clue just walked off")

Answer #71 The Whopper Chopper announcer on TV

Who said it #72
If this is California living, I can't wait to get back to Detroit

Answer #72
I believe it was the two girls that Lamont and Rollo wanted to party with. I believe one was named Della. They both loved Fred's onion stew and ripple.

#73
"Who you calling a fool...FOOL!!"

#74
"Your 24 months are not my concern!"

#75
"Take a walk...Wonder Woman!"

#76
"There is one more person i would like to thank....me....cause i never worked so hard in my life."

#77
"Come-on-a-here....come-on-a-here.....Alexander's Ragtime Band!!"

#78
"Why do i have to shut up.....you shut up!"

#79
"Is that all you have to say??"

Answer #73 Dolly (the female gold digger)

Answer #75 the cop in "The Reverend Sanford"

Answer #76 Fred "School Daze"
Answer #77 Bubba
Answer #78 Julio
Answer #79 Emile Bonnet and Fred "Pot Luck"

#79
Answer: Fred and Mr. Osborne (not Bonnet)
Osborne: "You are acting like a cad."
Fred: "What did you call my son??"
Osborne: "A cad!"
Fred: "Yeah...you are acting like one of them..and a dummy too."

#80
"Man...what am i going to do with all those leftovers??"
Fred: "Sell em."

#81
"He's reading our minds Fred!"

#82
"Now....on with the magic!!"

#83
"Hey....if it is'nt winkin,blinkin, and nod!"

#84
"I Howard Hughes...being of sound mind and body....."

#85
"I don't know.....we never made it!"

#86
"An announcer??" "Sorry but i don't picture you as an announcer."

#87
"Noooo....... $200!!"

#88
"How did you get to New York??"

#89
"Those are my own hairs from my own chinny chin chin."

Answer #80 Aw Chew

Answer #81 Hutch
Answer #82 Fred
Answer #83 The Cop walking up to the cell with Fred, Lamont, and Rollo
Answer #86 Lena Horne
Answer #87 Freds sister Frances
Answer #89 the Arab guy in "California Crude"

Below are unanswered Who said it questions most of them from Glenny

#84
"I Howard Hughes...being of sound mind and body....."
#85
"I don't know.....we never made it!"
#65
"Will that be by cash or by charge??"

#41
"Let's get all the grandfathers up on stage...all the grandfathers!"

Who said it #28
This is kind of off the who said it path but, When did Fred call himself a Junkoligist?

Who said it #29
Why are yee fearful oh yee of little faith

Who Said It??? #15
"You make one move toward that restroom door buddy and you get flushed into the Pacific!!" Fred: "Oh Yeah??" "Yeah!!"
Fred: (cowering back to his seat)..."I'll go later."


Who Said It? #16
"Hey you got some diamonds there where your underwear should be." Supposidly this person was a some sort of a cult icon in the 60's and early 70's.

WHo said it #69
What are you some sort of spineless creap

#74
"Your 24 months are not my concern!"

Who said it #63
Da bop da bop bop bop hoooo

#84 - The Chinese man in the Chinese Torture episode who reads the instructions of the handcuff trick which Grady performed on Fred and Esther.

If anyone would like any hints to the unanswered questions please let me know and i would be glad to help!

Answer #74 The guy at the restaurant in "Freds extra job"

Originally posted by glenny
#88
"How did you get to New York??"
FRED SAID THAT...TO JULIOS MOTHER

Thanks to the episode last night I can answer some of your questions Glenny. Now I know why I didn't recognize them that had to be one of my least favorite episodes.


#41
"Let's get all the grandfathers up on stage...all the grandfathers!"
Answer: Don Ho

Who Said It??? #15
"You make one move toward that restroom door buddy and you get flushed into the Pacific!!" Fred: "Oh Yeah??" "Yeah!!"
Fred: (cowering back to his seat)..."I'll go later."

Answer: The lady on the plane (you know, the same one who played that bulldog who sat next to Fred at the committee meetings)

Who Said It? #16
"Hey you got some diamonds there where your underwear should be." Supposedly this person was a some sort of a cult icon in the 60's and early 70's.

Answer: Smitty's new partner

#85
"I don't know.....we never made it!"
#65
"Will that be by cash or by charge??"


Who said it #28
This is kind of off the who said it path but, When did Fred call himself a Junkoligist?

Who said it #29
Why are yee fearful oh yee of little faith

WHo said it #69
What are you some sort of spineless creep

Who said it #63
Da bop da bop bop bop hoooo

Originally posted by Junkoligist
Below are unanswered Who said it questions most of them from Glenny

#65
"Will that be by cash or by charge??"


Sam Gittleman - owner of the Jewish book store on Fairfax Ave.

(Fred's response: "By pledge.")

#85
"I don't know.....we never made it!"

This was the airplane pilot in the ep where Fred and Lamont were going to St. Louis, in response to Freds question about how long the flight would be. He was in several other eps, with his signature line being a drawn out, somewhat effeminate "Yes".

#28 Did'nt Fred call himself a Junkologist when he was trying to build his tower. I think he was looking in a book of "Who's Who".
#69 She was the girl that Lamont fell quickly in love with that Fred thought was his daughter. Concieved at the Harvest Moon Ball....."tuttie fruitte....tuttie.....".

lena horn