Carla wouldnt kill anyone, Cliff there is a homicidal maniac on the island you know

Diane I want let anyone hurt you.

Originally posted by barwars88
She was murdered-- it was YOU CARLA, you never did like Ma.

Sliff Carla didn't murder her she was here with us all along she couldn't have and I'm sorry Cliff.:( Can we please have a moment in silence for ma Clavin.

Cliff where was she found

So Andy Andy killed my Ma, its over, those karate lessons are finally worth something.

Yes, we need to morn of the loss of Mrs. Clavin, but something good can come out of this. Cliff for instance can learn to live on his own.

Cliff, we dont know that it was Andy, he would just be the main suspect

Sam..who else could it be?

I mean who isn't here? Norm..... Coach?

Could you really picture norm or coach killing Mrs. clavin?

Hey guys i'm back I am gonna start the voting polls early

Host:
OKAY BARFLYS ROUND ONE!

YOu can vote

Diane
Rebecca
Cliff
Frasier
Andy andy
Norm
Lilith
woody
Robin
Carla
Tell me if I forgot anyone

Rebecca: I have decided to vote for you Robin, I'm sorry it kills me to see you on this island. But you know I am still looking for one of your money belts... (walks away from voting booth slowly) (turns back around) oh and it was Carla who had to have killed Cliff's mother, who else...

QUOTE]You don't want to miss your bestfriends wedding do you Carla?[/QUOTE]

i guess not. I'll be there but i wont be happy

Me i am Sam

Sorry robin your just not talking enough I feel like I don't have a reason to keep you on you haven't been talking I'm sorry but it is you I'm voting off

I vote for Robin...he still resents me for making him sleep on the floor of my cabin..

oh and it was Carla who had to have killed Cliff's mother, who else...

It wasn't me... i never really hated cliffs ma i just hated him ask frasier i was with him all along....

and my vote goes to andy andy hes probably the one who killed cliffs ma plus im not exactly comfortable living right near a killer.

I vote off Robin too

My vote.... Andy Andy, first you kill my mother, you'll never get the money!

It's true

Jess- when is voting gunna end???

My vote is for Mr. Colcord.

Host:Okay tonight at 10 p.m. the first person will be thrown off of the island. So far it looks like Mr. Colcord is in the lead.

1 more vote and robin gets the hack.

He already has 5, and theres 10 of us, well 11, but Ma's dead.
So.... first person to 6, goodbye!

So Diane, back to planning the wedding, how do you want to do it

*walking up the beach*. Man we are voting already?! I'm gone for one day and all this is happening. Oh well. Bye colcord.

its ten i guess colcords gone...

Um...Coach! Coach can give me away! I have always considered coach as sort of a father to me...Yes coach would be perfect!

coach: why am i gving you away? wait! is it one of those 'secret santa's'? i love those! remember sammy, back in our old ball days we had one of those. i think the team pitched in and got me an automatic pitcher, hmm, i took a lot of baseballs to the head from that thing...

coach: hmm ill vote for that british man, colcord, i think it was

I'd love to help you (Sam Diane) First off pick out a location perhaps the exact place Sam purposed?

Rebecca: Yeah Sam I can help with the wedding except well the fact is that I will probably never find that someone after Don left me for his money. (pouts) Oh its okay don't feel sorry for me guys... So Diane your marrying sam, trust me never take him into an elevator with a scarf (shudders)

Oh rebecca been there done that!

Sam tells us meaning the guys enough dirt about both of you I could black mail you for life but I'm not going to I'm going to leave that up to Carla.

carla- oh frasier ur such a gentleman!

Oh yes Carla, but tell me when you're going to start the show I want a front row seat!

You mean stuff that Sam and I have done?

Of course what else would Sam talk about and it's not just you and Sam of course it's Rebecca and Sam also trust me it's some pretty hott stuff but I won't bring that up just know I'll wait till Carla's good and ready.

Where is Sam..?

Where is Sam..?

coach: i think he's on the john, diane... we had mexican for dinner

Oh but that was along time ago Diane no sense in getting all worked up well that's it for me I've had enough I'm going to get an early start tomarrow so good night. Diane if you want more information I'm sure Carla can tell you everything you need to know. God, Sam is going to kill I sure hope he didn't bring his golf clubs.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Oh but that was along time ago Diane no sense in getting all worked up well that's it for me I've had enough I'm going to get an early start tomarrow so good night. Diane if you want more information I'm sure Carla can tell you everything you need to know. God, Sam is going to kill I sure hope he didn't bring his golf clubs.

Ok? I am going to turn in, Coach do you mind if me and u switch cabins so I can "bunk" with Sam? You'll get to know Rebecca better!

In case Sam didn't bring his, I brought my golf clubs. The bunkers are a lot bigger than what we had in Hanover.

Ok? I am going to turn in, Coach do you mind if me and u switch cabins so I can "bunk" with Sam? You'll get to know Rebecca better!

coach: yeah sure diane, anything for you and sam, i always knew you'd get married someday.

Thanx coach your a sweet heart

well good night everyone I am going to go turn in (walks off to the cabin areas)

nite diane

I am going to hit the links. (The 2 golf holes Coach and I made) Then I'll be sleeping. G'night everyone.

Rebecca: Oh yeah Frasier I bet Lilith would like to know some interesting "stuff" that happened between us. Really let me see your diploma from med school. So hello, was it Pantusso? Would you prefer that I call you something else? (walks to cabin)

Host: HELLO BARFLYS

The first person voted off of Survivor would be Mr Colcord, Robin please step up towards the podium.

After this you are to leave the tribal and cabin areas immeadiately.

http://www.its-about-time.com/art/torch.jpg (puts cap on torch)
The tribe has spoken...
Till tomorrow guys! we will start the next round tomorrow morning.

Rebecca: (starts crying and reaches out hand) Goodbye Robin, I love you! (starts chasing him)

Rebecca: Oh yeah Frasier I bet Lilith would like to know some interesting "stuff" that happened between us.


Yes and I'm sure.. well nevermind. I won't tell if you don't.

Diane: Won't tell what (she raises an eyebrow) Good morning Rebecca, Frasier...

Nothing you need to know about Diane.

How did you all sleep last night?

I slept great and you? I found Lilith in the cabin reading of course.

Yes you could say I had a rather enjoyable evening....or what the hell we are all consenting adults! I will Say it! I had a great night!

I had already assumed that plus Sam woke all of us up and told us. Us meaning Norm, Carla, Cliff, Woody, Myself.........

:lol: You know he hasn't changed one bit! I'm glad though...you know I miss those days at the bar....remember that one month that you worked in Cheers Frasier? And you kept making all the snappy remarks at me for leaving you...

Yes that was rather enjoyable the snappy remarks of course.

Rebecca, tell me, are they still having that silly contest with Gary's old time tavern?

How would Rebecca know she left after she married Don, but just to bring you up to speed we still do our little pranks.

Still? Um....hehe...and after the bowling competition that a certain waitress won....how many have you won?

Let's put it this way we are very, very ashamed.

Rebecca: Oh Frasier please don't mention that shall I say BASTARD don. And Diane just to fill you in on me and Frasier, IT NEVER HAPPENED! IT WAS CLOSE BUT NEVER HAPPENED!

interesting, interesting....weren't you and lilith together?

Yes and No it's when I thought she was divorcing me, but she was really not it was just her boyfriend lwanting to be with her. Then she walked in on Rebecca and I when we were doing "nothing". She got mad and stormed off to Cheers where I went and we were held up by here boyfriend eventually it all worked out.

So Diane, how do you want the wedding

Just don't have it tonight I won't be there.

(Me) I'll be at my friends house so if we're voting again tonight I won't be there

Originally posted by WilCap
So Diane, how do you want the wedding

Oh I think a small gathering by the sea would be quite quaint! We must ask Grace when she plans on flying in the justice of the peace.

I talked to her earlier, but all she did was pout complaing that weddings are to much trouble if everyone just divoreces eachother anyway. I'm sure it had something to do with Don.

Has anyone seen Lilith??? It's been forever since I've talked to her. Where is she?

Rebecca: No no Frasier Don had nothing to do with my problems with Marriage. It's just that Sam really is a lousy person to be with. Really when we tried to have a baby together all he did was complain and whine about it not happening. Oh and Diane remember, Never take sam in a hotel.

Too late.... and Rebecca between me and you, there aren't places left where Sam and I haven't been...if you know what I mean .

carla- okay now im gonna go puke

Oh, dear Carla, pregnant again aren't we? This would make the 50th child?

put a sock in it diane its none of your business anyways!and even if i am pregnant its not my fault that im VERY fertile!

Oh Carla, have you ever heard of a 20th century invention called a "Contraceptive"?

have you ever heard of a 20th century invention called a "Contraceptive"?

coach: oh ive heard of that. isnt that the thing that doctors use to listen to your heart?

No, no coach that's a stethiscope

coach: oh, i thought a stethoscope was something people use when they are having sex so they won't make babies

No, no coach that's a contraceptive.

The stethiscope is what the doctor uses to listen to your heart beat...

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Too late.... and Rebecca between me and you, there aren't places left where Sam and I haven't been...if you know what I mean .

Oh I see, so Sam was right when he called you the nuttiest broad he had ever met. Silly me

Originally posted by Midnight LaCE
Oh I see, so Sam was right when he called you the nuttiest broad he had ever met. Silly me

you have no idea....

No, no coach that's a contraceptive. The stethiscope is what the doctor uses to listen to your heart beat...

oh jeez i'm confused now...

hey all im back..sorry i was taking a very long nap. I had a very interesting dream about a male stripper who was da... *sees frasier behind her and stops* uhh i mean i had a dream about uh..the study of physics. heh :rolleyes:

Right Lilith and I'm...... well nevermind that if you want to tell them you're dream I'm sure they'd love to hear (storms off for no good reason)

Geez, Lilith, Frasier so many problems!

oh yes rebecca..but we still love each other..right Fraiser? Frasier? FRASIER ANSWER ME!

ME (tim) :: Why wasnt anybody voted off last night??
I thought voting was every night?

If Carla's 4 months pregnant, and we've been here for about 4 and 1/2 months (just pretend we have), then one of us is the father....

cliff how did you know Carla was 4 months pregnant? She never said it?

i never even said i was pregnant!

oh yes rebecca..but we still love each other..right Fraiser? Frasier? FRASIER ANSWER ME!

Yes Lilith yes calm down.... it's ok I still love you.

Originally posted by barwars88
ME (tim) :: Why wasnt anybody voted off last night??
I thought voting was every night?

If Carla's 4 months pregnant, and we've been here for about 4 and 1/2 months (just pretend we have), then one of us is the father....

Voting was last night but its in a different thread. the "voting booth" thread.

So Rebecca how have you been lately. I heard you went back to living with your parents?

Where do your parents live?

Rebecca's parents live in California. Is that right Rebecca?

Carla is pregnant?! This calls for a celebration, set em up Sammy!

wait Norman, your actually purchasing a beer for all of us?!

HAHAHAHA. *wipes tear out of eye*. Good one Diane.:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: yes if I may say so myself that was good! :lol:

Norm, purchase, beer.... ha!

Its a little known fact, that in the early 18th century, it was pronounced that the chosen one would come to a deserted island, with his closest friends and never ending beer, no purchase necessary.

Yeah, your right, Im spending WAY to much time in the sun.

There's a tree over there Cliff go sit down for awhile.

Yes mommy and daddy live in California.

Originally posted by Midnight LaCE
Yes mommy and daddy live in California.

Did you evr get that raise in your allowance you were bugging your parents about.

um... no. MAN FRASIER I WAS HAVING A PERFECT DAY AND NOW YOU BRING THAT UP! (Starts crying)

Oh Rebecca I'm sorry. Just pplease don't cry I hate crying, and hugging I absolutely hate hugging (cringes)

HAHAHAHA. *wipes tear out of eye*. Good one Diane.

(coach looks confused but then laughs uncontrollably like in Truce or Consequences)

Coach ahhhh you'll never understand just keep laughing

Aww coach!

Diane you seem to have somethong on your face right below the eyes......

huh?

It looks like a bug. A large hidious looking bug.

So Diane when we will be getting married

A shot in the dark Sam mabey when justice get flown in?????

eww eeww eww Sam ...somebody....Good God get it off of me!!!!

I'm not touching it, it looks pregnat it might burrow and lay eggs in my hand.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
I'm not touching it, it looks pregnat it might burrow and lay eggs in my hand.

i once had a bug lay eggs on me once but i left them there so they mother could return with some worms for them. she never did...

Coach sre the bugs still in you?

Sooo Diane did you ever get that bug to go away or did it lay it's eggs? You do have a red spot on your forhead obviously not as big or noticable as the black and blue one on my forhead that seems like it won't ever go away.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Coach sre the bugs still in you?

no my teammates dared me to eat them...

Are you sure they didn't eat away at your brain?

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Are you sure they didn't eat away at your brain?


im not sure frasier, maybe they did

Coach...... nevermind. Goodmorning everyone sleep well?

Good Morning Frasier, Coach. I slept very well. and you?

Great I had the whole cabin to myself but lonley very lonley

Well you know if it's any comfort to you, Lilith said that she had a lot of work to do with some sort of ecopod she's developing with a collegue it sounds interesting.

Great Diane just torcher me don't mention anything to do with the eco-pod. Haven't you heard the story.

What story?

No I'm pretty sure she said she was excited to work on the ecopod

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Good Morning Frasier, Coach. I slept very well. and you?

(getting up off a pile of small stones) coach: morning, i felt like i was sleeping on stones all night...

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
No I'm pretty sure she said she was excited to work on the ecopod

Oh great I'm sure I'll never see her again.

Oh Frasier don't be pessimistic! Aww coach you did sleep on rocks....

It's better than the bed he has back in Boston. Coach you don't even have a bed in Boston.

Um Frasier now that Lilith is off and cough um "working" with a colleague, how about I announce to these people of the "nothing that happened that night" HA HA I AM SO EVIL! I have you Frasier admit it! bwa ha ha ha!

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Oh Frasier don't be pessimistic!

Well if I don't expect the worst the worst will happen.

Me- I had to look up pessimistic in the dictionary I had no idea what it ment they teach us nothing in school! For those who don't know it basically means expecting the worst or thinking the worst is gunna happen all the time

Originally posted by ¤Madame Grace¤
Um Frasier now that Lilith is off and cough um "working" with a colleague, how about I announce to these people of the "nothing that happened that night" HA HA I AM SO EVIL! I have you Frasier admit it! bwa ha ha ha!

Damn it Rebecca I hate black mail.... (pouts)

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Well if I don't expect the worst the worst will happen.

Me- I had to look up pessimistic in the dictionary I had no idea what it ment they teach us nothing in school! For those who don't know it basically means expecting the worst or thinking the worst is gunna happen all the time

Me- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol: sorry i don't know why i found that so funny!

me-I know l I'm not to bright lol :lol:

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
I know l I'm not to bright lol :lol:

no no I didn't mean it like that...I don't know it was the way that you were like "and btw to those of you who don't know what it means" lol I don't know don'k ask lol:crazy:

Me- k I won't

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Oh Frasier don't be pessimistic! Aww coach you did sleep on rocks....


oh did i? jeez i thought i had bone spurs!