Im more along the lines of a Phsycologist type docter.

coach: ooooh, my friend Fred is a Phsycologist and he needs a check up, could you give him one?

no coach..ya see uh...Oh dammit Frasier get over here and Explain to coach.

coach: i'm gettin a headache.. where's woody? we were were going to see how long we could last buried up to our necks in sand

I think him and all the others went to bed for the night coach..we're the only ones up

I'm still up...just too much sand on me to get up and talk, unlike Hanover which has no sand...

I'm not turnin in yet. The great thing about being on this island is there is no last call. *sips beer

oh of course i forgot that norm would be up having his usual after-midnight beer.

coach: where's diane, we're supposed to go look for food soon

coach: i'm going to bed, g'night everyone

Good morning everyone! Is anyone else awake this glorious morning? Coach see Lilith works with people who are crazy she helps make them not crazy. Does that help you understand what she does.

Hello everyone! Golly isn't it a beautiful day! (smiles and looks at the huge painfully obvious bruise on Fraiser's forehead) (she walks over to him) Frasier I think it looks better (smiles) maybe you should get some ice on that.

*walks over and kisses frasiers forehead* even though Diane is stronger and smarter and ....Faster than you...I still love you;)

aww you two are so sweet together! Too bad you got a divorce.

Lauren(myself)- i like ur new icon maria!!

Maria~ Hehe! thank you! That is one of my favorite episodes and scene. Diane Chambers Day;)

lauren- oh yea! i remeber that scene.. that is a good episode :)

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
aww you two are so sweet together! Too bad you got a divorce.

Not yet;)

Not yet

what?

Originally posted by motowncheersluvr
what?

Lilith and I are not divorced yet we are still happily married. I hope.

Sam-Hey Diane, nice of you to join us today? Did you dream about me last nite?

Oh yes Sam I had the most erotic dream of you last night........

...hmmm...or wait was that cliff? I can't tell the difference;)

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Lilith and I are not divorced yet we are still happily married. I hope.
yes thats right my frasier bear

yes thats right my frasier bear

carla- LOL frasier bear... nice nickname frasier! :rofl:

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
...hmmm...or wait was that cliff? I can't tell the difference;)

very funny Diane, speaking of Cliff, I havent seen him in about 2 days. Anyone heard from him?

carla- no maybe the natives got him...or andy andy

Oh I hope Andy Andy hasn't gotten to him.......

We havent seen Andy lately either

WHere is Cliff I sure hope he didn't do his stupid run right off a cliff

We havent seen Andy lately either

carla- exactly.... but maybe they became friends they both have twisted minds....

You are soooo right Carla I bet there concocting a scheme to take over the island

You are soooo right Carla I bet there concocting a scheme to take over the island

well i dont think theyre capable of that.... well i KNOW cliff isn't im not sure about andy andy tho....

Originally posted by motowncheersluvr
carla- LOL frasier bear... nice nickname frasier! :rofl:

Shut up Carla Shut up *turns to Lilith* Lilith dear I'd appriciate it if you didn't call me Frasier bear in front of my friends they can hurt me expecially Carla. Oh my god Carla has her fire crackers out RUN!!!!!

*holding fire crackers behind her back* carla- frasier where ever would you get an idea like that? :whistle:

Carla, save those for when we may need them, like when Andy gets back, or when Diane gets more annoying.

carla- alright sammy

(Makes a face, rolls her eyes and walks away) I am going to go find coach.

Thank you Sam phew. *stick tounge out at Carla* Haha UH OH *runs away* I'll help Diane. On second Thought mabey I should just run as fast as I can!

I think I lost her! Oh no now I'm lost. HELP. OH Damn it. Hey is that Cliff?

No Frasier, its not Cliff. Just calm down and relax.

O I guess your right it's just a plam tree. Wow that's intresting. Sam where is everyone??

im here...I was reading a very interesting book:)

Hello everyone! I couldn't find coach (notices the book lilith is holding) Oh lilith is that a copy of Dr. Steve John's Darwin's Ghost ? If it is I read it and it's an excellent book!! He does such a wonderful depicting Darwinism, and reinforces the idea that Darwin presents in "the origin of species."

WHat is the book? You brought a book? You promised me you wouldn't! *turns to the guys* At home all she does is read, and it's really annoying expecially when I can't get any out of her;) ya know what I mean ;)

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
O I guess your right it's just a plam tree. Wow that's intresting. Sam where is everyone??

I dont know Frasier, alot of people been missing. Cliff, Norm, Woody and Andy havent been seen in awhile.

its a lkf that.... ahh.... screw it.... pour up Woods.

its a lkf that.... ahh.... screw it....

coach: its a little known fact that you screw what?

Sure thing Mr. Clavin.

Sam-Has anyone seen Rebecca lately?

(me) When do we start voting

[QUOTE]its a lkf that.... ahh.... screw it.... pour up Woods.[/QUOcarla- hey cliff where have you been? not that i missed you or anything.....

(me) When do we start voting

lauren(myself)- im pretty sure we start tommarow....

Originally posted by barwars88
its a lkf that.... ahh.... screw it.... pour up Woods.

Yea Cliff, where have you been? and have you seen Andy, Andy around?

Ive been.... uhh.... on.... the.... uhh.... the beach.... yeah.... thats it....

(literally)

Ive been.... uhh.... on.... the.... uhh.... the beach.... yeah.... thats it....

laure(myself)- ooooo i get it now.. that took me a minute :rolleyes: LOL

Where's Andy I bet he's hiding waiting for the perfect time to jump out and murder us all.

robin - OH NO

robin - OH NO

Where the hell have you been lately

who's the cute guy with the british accent?

Rebecca's ex-lover who Sam put in jail for insider trading he used to be rich.

Ooo a business man (winks at robin) and sam hates him right?

No not entirely

( to Frasier)Yea I do

Ok yes, Diane Sam despises him. (turns to Sam) Happy now!

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
who's the cute guy with the british accent?

wooooah diane your right! he is cute

Hello Lilith I happen to be right behind you. What I suppose you want to run away with him to.

(a synister smile creeps on her face) I'm going to go and get to know mr. Coldcort! he sounds like and interesting man!
Ciao Frasier! See you later Sam (winks and laughs a giggly laugh. Walks over to Robin and starts talking and flirting with him)

Sam - Robin is gonna to pay to get rid of her

(turns to Sam) Poor Sam you know she's only flirting with him cause she loves you so much (says it loud enough for Robin and Diane to hear)

(Diane hear's him and glares in their direction she quickly grabs robin and gives him a long and passionate kiss)

(Yells) You slut you just met him!!(talking normal) I'm sorry that was not like me. (yells) That was for my forhead

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
(turns to Sam) Poor Sam you know she's only flirting with him cause she loves you so much (says it loud enough for Robin and Diane to hear)

I know she is Frasier, she is doing it to make me jealous. Shes knows she wants me

Of course we all know you and her (yells) are in love!

carla- NOW thing are getting interesting!

Or knows that you want her. How bout puttin a head on this?

She is in love, not me

(Diane walks of with Robin into her cabin before she goes in she gives him another kiss and looks in the Frasier and Sam direction...)

(yells)Oh give it up (yells louder just to make sure that evryone heard expecially Diane)Sam it is you and her forever don't deny it!

Oh no now we're getting in to the Sam and Diane romance puke: LOL

I agree completely but it's fun watching diane get mad.

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
(Diane walks of with Robin into her cabin before she goes in she gives him another kiss and looks in the Frasier and Sam direction...)

Maria: Um...did anybody realize where they just went? ! Nobody is going to comment on that? lol

Frasier, there is no romance for me and Diane. There may be in her fairy land but not in the real world

I dont care who Diane is sleeping with, *bangs on the bar*, yo Sammy beer!

(squinting trying to see if it's Robin lurking around the front door waiting for Diane) Nobody does

I dont care who Diane is sleeping with

thank you norm .... thats one image i'd like to keep out of MY head!

( Passes Norm a Beer) So Norm, hows life treating ya today

Trust me Carla, it's not a pretty sight speaking from experience

(a distant but clear) I HEARD THAT! (comes from Diane's cabin)

frasier..you said you never.....

I don't care!!

( Passes Norm a Beer) So Norm, hows life treating ya today

Like I just plowed over them when me and Cliffie were body surfing.

Originally posted by PaulaAbdulFan
frasier..you said you never.....

Lilith dear finish your sentences or no one will understand what your saying

Trust me Carla, it's not a pretty sight speaking from experience

i DEFINATELY believe u....... well okay now i'd like to try and get that visual out of my head....

Yall leave Diane alone, you may make her come back over here

Sam's right she'll come and talk and we might not get her to stop.

Leave Diane Alone! Frasier isnt it your bedtime?

Lilith you dont know Diane like me and Frasier. She talks and she never stops

alright sammy..i'll stop making jokes about diane... but JUST for tonight.

Thank you Carla, you make fun of her, just when i am not around

Alright I'll stop Lilith but just for you. You know how I long to just be one of the guys. Its not my bedtime......? I'm a grown man

*bangs on the bar*, yo Sammy beer! \

coach: where'd the bar come from?

Where did the bar come from??

its an old island tiki bar we might as well use it!

if we dont have a bar Norm may have a heart attack

coach: (pokes his head into th cabin) diane, say it aint so, did you go to bed with that snobby english guy? (points at robin)

Coach, Give them their privacy God knows I wouldn't want you poking your head in my cabin at the middle of the night

Do you think I would even botherbeing here if there wasnt a bar?!

Nope Sorry Norm I guess I was just being logical ya know tropical Island just us no one else. Having a bar???????

well i doubt norm would have agreed to come if there wasn't one

I also doubt it. No bar no Norm.

You people know me so well. Well I'm off to bed. Its a refreshing change to climb into bed and not have someone yaking in your ear. Oh wait nevermind I'm bunked with Cliffie..........Oh well I'll just sleep on the beach. Night.

Night Norm. Who's left awake?

Well I guess I'll turn in too. Night all.

coach: i'm here

I'm here.

coach: hey woody, do you wanna go play some ball over on the beach?

Sure Coach. Just what ball would we use?

Im still up guys

coach: dr. sternin-crane you can play too, we'll use this ball i found in the woods (coach picked up a large bee hive). i guess i'll pitch

coach: dr. sternin-crane you can play too, we'll use this ball i found in the woods (coach picked up a large bee hive). i guess i'll pitch

coach: dr. sternin-crane you can play too, we'll use this ball i found in the woods (coach picked up a large bee hive). i guess i'll pitch

marc - i have no idea why it posted that 3 times

That is one noisy ball Coach. Pass it here!

*swarm of bees fly across liliths face* WOAH!
uh guys..on second thought i dont think ill play..i think im gonna go wake diane up and ask her is she has a nice book i could read

(me) lol nice triple post there Onefortheroad. LOL

Good morning everyone! Sleep well? (Looks around) I'm the only one up it looks like. (Looks at the beach) I'm guessing Norm had a could night on the beach he sould of slept by the fire.

Morning Frasier

(Diane approaches the bar with a half-asleep Smile on her face, her hair is a bit messed up and she's wearing a bulky robe) Goodmorning or like the english say Good Morrow chaps ;) . Sam may I have a cup of Coffee?

did you sleep Diane??? Sorry let me refrase that how did you sleep.

(picks up the mug, takes a little sip and giggles a little bit) Oh yes Frasier I slept VERY well.;)

Did Coach keep poking his head in your window asking you the same question and saying why, why, why? God knows I stopped him more than a few times.

what? hmm...who knows Frasier... I was really paying attention to the outside world...

Of course of course must slipped my mind. How could I have forgot?! I wonder what rebecca will think we she hears about you and Robin probably crushed.

Rebecca she's not dating him....is she?

Was he was the love her life for awhile. I bet she never stopped loving him in fact I know.

Oh well (looks around to make sure Sam is not in hearing distance) Frasier may I confess something to you....you know as a patient to a psychiatrist?

carla- dont forget rebecca's remarried to don the plumber... i dont think she'll mind...

Go ahead I'm listening

hello diane..hello frasier...SLEEP WELL?

Originally posted by motowncheersluvr
carla- dont forget rebecca's remarried to don the plumber... i dont think she'll mind...

(whispers so Diane won't hear) Shut we got to make feel bad

[i]
hello diane..hello frasier...SLEEP WELL?

I slept wonderfly my love and you?

Why Hello lilith! Yes incredibly! (she grabs Frasier's arm and pulls him towards the beach) Frasier I need to show you this SHell on the beach for your Shell collection.....

(when they are not within hearing distance of the rest she says) Frasier I didn't sleep with Robin...I made it up, I made him sleep in the on the floor.....I was just trying to get a rise out of Sam....(starts tearing up) but he did NOTHING about it....

Oh Diane don't cry they might think I'm killing you shhh it's ok Diane. I know Sam loves you trust me you just got to show him you love him.

How do you know that Frasier?! I mean you were here last night! You saw him make all those stupid yet hurtfull remarks about me! When I left with Robin YOU were more bothered by it than he was! And your happily married!! I don't know what to do anymore...

carla- NOOO frasier stop enchouring(sp??) her!!!!!!! he doesn't want you diane trust me

Originally posted by motowncheersluvr
carla- NOOO frasier stop enchouring(sp??) her!!!!!!! he doesn't want you diane trust me

Maria: lol ur not suppose be listening...lol ur talking to lilith or Sam about something..me and Fraiser are alone...lol

lauren- oops sry she went away lol

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
How do you know that Frasier?! I mean you were here last night! You saw him make all those stupid yet hurtfull remarks about me! When I left with Robin YOU were more bothered by it than he was! And your happily married!! I don't know what to do anymore...

Oh we both made remarks and I care about just not like Sam I know it Diane I can feel it he loves you trust me.

Originally posted by motowncheersluvr
lauren- oops sry she went away lol :lol: ;)

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Oh we both made remarks and I care about just not like Sam I know it Diane I can feel it he loves you trust me.

Well I guess if you say so...Thank you Frasier...I better go wake up Robin and kick him out of my room...hehe..see you later...

Bye! (walks back to group) Hello everyone. I'm back from.... I'm back.

Where is Rebecca

Originally posted by WilCap
Where is Rebecca

Maria: Grace is on vacation

So Diane, did you and Mr. Colcord have fun last night

What do you think Sam?

I dont know why dont you tell me

I'm sure I could leave it up to your imagination....

Or have you lost your raunchy drive for sexual encounters?

Thats something i will never lose Diane

Me- Are we starting to vote today

Originally posted by WilCap
Me- Are we starting to vote today

me-We start when Grace (Midnight Lace) comes back...she's the one in charge of this....

Originally posted by WilCap
Thats something i will never lose Diane

(looks at him up and down) I wouldn't be too sure of that mr. malone....I'm even starting to see some grays (tsk tsk tsk)! Who would have thought Sam Malone would age...and dare I say loose his sex drive that once very much appealed to me..

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
(looks at him up and down) I wouldn't be too sure of that mr. malone....I'm even starting to see some grays (tsk tsk tsk)! Who would have thought Sam Malone would age...and dare I say loose his sex drive that once very much appealed to me..

Sam Malone has not lost anything and my sex drive still appeals to you and you know it

Originally posted by WilCap
Sam Malone has not lost anything and my sex drive still appeals to you and you know it

Maybe it does....Maybe it doesn't;) :p !

*yawning* Morning everybody.

Norman

NORM!

Beer Normie (Passes him Beer)

Morning Norm! Diane remember our little talk.

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Morning Norm! Diane remember our little talk.
Yes I remember it.....

Then you have to be nice to well you know..

well who know who is not being nice to me......plus how do you know that will work?

So Diane, how do you plan to make me jealous today

oh so you admit that you were jealous...

pardon my mistake, try to make me jealous

Originally posted by WilCap
pardon my mistake, try to make me jealous

oh sam I think that your freudian slip was no mistake

You go on thinking that then Diane

Ok ok Sam I'll admit that maybe a microscopic part of me was maybe trying to envoke some signs of jealosy on your part...too bad it doesn't matter to you....

yea too bad

I guess (shrugs and starts walking away)

(talking to Norm or Carla who's evr nearest) They're hopeless I should give up. But there's nothing better to do when Lilith isn't around. (goes ff to find Sam Diane whoever comes along first)

See Frasier he doesn't care...in fact I am going to save all of you (makes sure it's loud enough for all of them to here) the painful trouble of hearing my voice! I'll either vote myself off first...or maybe I should go find andy andy...and just end life as I know it......... (her facial tick starts to act up as she suddenly remembers the scene in othello...)

Diane dont do that. That is stupid.

Originally posted by WilCap
Diane dont do that. That is stupid.

Oh Sam like you give a rats behind what I do!

Who says that, maybe you annoy me alot but i wouldnt want you to hurt yourself in any way

Originally posted by WilCap
Who says that, maybe you annoy me alot but i wouldnt want you to hurt yourself in any way

Oh (rolls her eyes) I'm flattered...

Come on Diane, i am trying to be nice to you.

Why?

I dont want us to fight while we are here. So what i am saying is that i am sorry for being mean

ok well...im sorry that I made such a fool out of myself last night with Robin.

OK then no more fighting right

agreed (puts her hand out)

OK (puts hand out)

(they shake hands)

Me (tim) -- Ive missed the past couple, er, um, 10, pages, can somebody fill me in on the whole robin-diane situation??

Originally posted by barwars88
Me (tim) -- Ive missed the past couple, er, um, 10, pages, can somebody fill me in on the whole robin-diane situation??

Me (Maria)- :lol: sure, See Sam was making fun of Diane and suddenly Robin arrived at the island. Diane found him cute and left Sam and Her conversation to go flirt with Robin (to make Sam jealous) Frasier and Sam kept making jokes about her loud enough so she could hear them. So Diane grabbed Robin and kissed him, and then she took him back to her cabin..then she later confessed to frasier that nothing happened and that she was only doing it to make Sam jealous...lol..

Oh Diane you gotta stay here with out you the island would be boring! Where is Lilith it seems she only comes out at night?

Me(jess)- And Diane hit me with her shoes cause we got in a fight and I ended up chasing her

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Oh Diane you gotta stay here with out you the island would be boring! Where is Lilith it seems she only comes out at night?

Me(jess)- And Diane hit me with her shoes cause we got in a fight and I ended up chasing her

Diane: Well thank you Frasier, your response was a little more gallant than Sam's, but i'm glad that the feeling is mutual on bothe sides with almost (looks at carla from far away) everyone.

Me (Maria)- Jess that was fun!! lol the whole shoe incident I mean...lol

carla- hey i think diane had a pretty good plan!!

Jess- That was fun!! We filled up like three pages just me you and mowtown (I can't remember her name)

Me (Maria)- lol yea grace is gonna come back and have like 30 pages to read!

lauren(myself)- yeah that is pretty cool!:talk:

Jess-I know it sux for her

So Frasier where is Lillith?

Jess- I know it sux for her


lauren- for who?

So Frasier where is Lillith?

Frasier- I dunno the last time I saw her was this morning! Probably a book. Oh well. Beer Woods.

lauren- for who?

Jess- Grace

lauren- ooo ok

So Diane what will you be doing tonight.

(me) Do we start voting tomorrow

Why Sam is there something you'd like to ask her???? ;)

Mostly likely sitting here on the bar....watching Norm drink beer and listening to cliff's non-ending words of wisdom.... why?

Would you like to take a walk around the island with me

that would be lovely

Lets go then ( they walk off from everyone heading towards the ocean) Diane, i want to be honest with you, when you went in there with Robin last night, i felt like a was going to run in there and beat the crap out of that english snob.

Aww Sam really? You know that in a strange way is one of the sweetest things you've said to me in a long time....if it makes you feel any better I made Robin sleep on the floor and No we didn't do anything...

good, just the thought of you with that snob makes me fell sick.
So, i didnt mean all those mean things to you that i have said lately, its just it hurt when you didnt come back after going to california. I really thought we could have made it that time

Sam my life was over there...I couldn't leave it...maybe I should have...but you know what hurt me? you let me go without trying to stop me...

You were so happy, i didnt want to take your dream away, i always knew you would be sucessful

Well Diane, I am not going to lose you again, (Drops to one Knee) Will you Marry Me?

Oh Sam, you always respected what I wanted out of life....and I want to thank you for that...even though I realized that all of my scripts and books didn't mean that much when I had nobody there to share with...No, let me rephrase that when I didn't have YOU to share it with...

Originally posted by WilCap
Well Diane, I am not going to lose you again, (Drops to one Knee) Will you Marry Me?

Really Sam?! Yes! Yes I will marry you!!!



Me (Maria): lol sorry wilcap I missed the Will you marry me post when I first posted lol!

Great I was hoping you would say that. Do you want to tell the guys or should I

You can tell them (they kiss and Sam grabs her hand...they start walking towards the bar)

Hey Guys, I got some news for you guys, Diane and I are getting married.

carla- AHHHHHHHHHHHH *faints*

Carla must we go through this EVERY time?

I knew it the whole time! Oh I knew it Diane I told you didn't I. I can't help but feeling semi-responsible for this purposal you know what I'm talking about Sam;) ! Anyway congratulations Diane and Sam I wish you good fortune.

Congrats Sam and Ms. Chambers! Have a beer everyone.

Sam, what does Frasier mean when he said "You know what I'm talking about Sam"?

I told him to ask you to marry him! I talked to him in private (pmed him)

So Diane when do you want to get married

*wakes up* frasier are you crazy?!? i thot you were on my side!

hold everything Frasier what do you mean you "told" Sam to propose to me?

I said Sam you know what would make survivor intresting if you purposed to Diane. He said do you think I should. I said yes then we went through what to say. I just said to much didn't I Sam?

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
I said Sam you know what would make survivor intresting if you purposed to Diane. He said do you think I should. I said yes then we went through what to say.

So Sam didn't propose to me because I don't know he loved me, but because it would spice up this survivor?!

Wel he purposed he wouldn't purpose if he didn't love you. No I wanted him to purpose to spice up survivor! He said he'd do it because he loved Diane and he couldn't picture her with anyone else.

Wel he purposed he wouldn't purpose if he didn't love you. No I wanted him to purpose to spice up survivor! He said he'd do it because he loved Diane and he couldn't picture her with anyone else.

things were getting good then you have to say that. frasier y are you spoiling all the fun.???!?

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Wel he purposed he wouldn't purpose if he didn't love you. No I wanted him to purpose he said he'd do it because he loved Diane and he couldn't picture her with anyone.

:lol: Me: that was a tongue twister! lol...

Diane: oh...ok I guess i'm just being a bit paranoid! You know, considering the circumstances and the people involved. Plus i'm still swept up in the excitement of them moment.
Sam I don't care when we get married as long as we finally DO get married...you pick.

Its true Diane, He did tell me too, but I wouldnt marry someone that i didnt love. You know i wouldnt do that

In my opinion you should get married on the island it be fun! Then again I already interfered enough don't listen to me.

No, no frasier I like the idea! What do you think honey?

Its fine by me. Who should we get to perform the ceremony

carla- you can get married where ever you want as long as its atleast 10 miles from where i am!

Diane who's going to give you away you're father's dead?

carla- you can get married where ever you want as long as its atleast 10 miles from where i am!

You don't want to miss your bestfriends wedding do you Carla?

Um...Coach! Coach can give me away! I have always considered coach as sort of a father to me...Yes coach would be perfect!

Aww come on carla we need a flower girl and your the only one that can fit into Sam's niece's dress:D

The wedding is off -- Ma just arrived on the island but, she's dead.

what are you talking about

She was murdered-- it was YOU CARLA, you never did like Ma.

OMG Cliff I'm sorry

Originally posted by barwars88
The wedding is off -- Ma just arrived on the island but, she's dead.

WHAT?! OMG it's Andy! he's probably gone into a killing spree...nobody's seen him right? (runs to sam and clings to him for protection) OH SAM I'M SCARED!! he tried to kill me once already!