A cold you can get rid of in three days, a speckled hat you'll have forever. (Lamont)

If you drink beer all day you have to get up sooner or later. (Fred)

If I didn't care, would I feel this way,
If I didn't care more than words can say,
If this isn't love, then why do I thrill,
And why does my head go round and round
While my heart stood still. (Sinatra as sung by Fred):lol:

I don't have to be romantic anymore, were engaged (Lamont)

Getting engaged is like having someone elses credit card, you can get everything for free and you don't have to pay for it (Fred)

What goes up comes down what goes in comes out, thats the firs rule of physics.
(Lamont)

And the second rule of physics is stuck (Fred)

You don't know how to recognize an alcoholic; when you see a guy trying to put his shoe on over his head, he's an alcoholic (Fred)

Never hit your manager!!!

Never put off day after tomorrow for what you can do day after tomorrow(Fred)

It's like cutting away a corn. At first the toe is sensitive.

Always bet on the black.....and always bet on the blackjack (Fred)

Life is to short to always be worrying about the where abouts of the grim reaper (Grady)

Fred: "I know what a Rooster does, but what does a Hucklebuck do?"

"You never know when your number is going to come up.....thats why i had my phone disconnected!!" (Grady)

"Like the old Army doctor used to tell me....Brandy when its handy and liquer when its quicker" (Fred)

"Faint heart never won fair lady" (Grady)
"...and stopped heart never did to well either." (Fred)

A fool and his money are soon parted (Fred)

Rollo: "Fools tread where wise men fear to go."
Fred: "But wise men never fall in love....so how are they to know."

Fred: "I like a woman who is a do-er. Most women after they get
married become did-ers."

You can't get American cheese from a Puerto Rican goat (Fred)

"Black is beautiful...but not when it comes to eggs!" (Fred)

Fred to Lamont: The best dental schools are OF the white people, BY the white people and FOR the white people. So it makes sense that the best dentists are white. White dentist, please.

"Love the neighbors, but lock-eth thy windows" (Fred)
"now stick that in your fortune cookie choo-choo"

"Fools tread where wisemen fear to go......im gonna by a throughbred and make alot of doe." (Fred)