I think I have the cleanest pimple in all of America.

I was in the bathroom for an hour trying to scrub off the little barnacle. First I scrubbed my face five times with your standard hand soap. Then I used my precious Clearasil directly on the precarious pimple! At this point, I'm certain I heard it scream. I dowsed it with water and scrubbed it again with hand soap. I lost count of how many times I scrubbed the second time. Then I soaked it in toothpaste and it began to burn. This indicated to me that I was winning the battle. I held this position for half an hour and then scrubbed again.

:nod: Yes sir-y! No doubt about it! There is no zit cleaner than mine! :cool:

Oh! I think I just saw it sparkle, it's so clean!

omg: Holy Catfish! A dust partical just landed on the bugger! I must sterilize it again!!! :seeya:

Soaked it in toothpaste? :confused:
I've never heard that before.

:lol:

:rotflmao: Get That Dust Off Before It Stains! ;)

Originally posted by Mijada
Soaked it in toothpaste? :confused:
I've never heard that before.
If you put toothpaste on a zit it dries it out.

I use 3 systems of zit preventing facial wash. I used a cream, I use a dirt remover, and I use a medicated facial wipe, twice a day. But I still get zits, even after I scrub. I hate it!

Originally posted by Mijada
Soaked it in toothpaste? :confused:
I've never heard that before.

It's actually one of the more effective acne remedies I've found. It only works if you put it directly on the pimple; if you rub it all over your skin, it kinda' drys it out.

never use regular soap on your face, it does more harm than good.

Hmm..lol

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
never use regular soap on your face, it does more harm than good.
I've been doing it for years. It's never bothered me.

Originally posted by Max Whittaker
I think I have the cleanest pimple in all of America.

I was in the bathroom for an hour trying to scrub off the little barnacle. First I scrubbed my face five times with your standard hand soap. Then I used my precious Clearasil directly on the precarious pimple! At this point, I'm certain I heard it scream. I dowsed it with water and scrubbed it again with hand soap. I lost count of how many times I scrubbed the second time. Then I soaked it in toothpaste and it began to burn. This indicated to me that I was winning the battle. I held this position for half an hour and then scrubbed again.

:nod: Yes sir-y! No doubt about it! There is no zit cleaner than mine! :cool:

Oh! I think I just saw it sparkle, it's so clean!

omg: Holy Catfish! A dust partical just landed on the bugger! I must sterilize it again!!! :seeya: This *so* reminds me of the Wonder Years episode.:rotflmao:

when you get your sword just cut it off;)

Originally posted by Max Whittaker
It's actually one of the more effective acne remedies I've found. It only works if you put it directly on the pimple; if you rub it all over your skin, it kinda' drys it out.

Thanks for the info. I think I'll try that next time. :)

Originally posted by brownsocks
when you get your sword just cut it off;)
I plan to!
I've heard that that was the original purpose of the sword, as well as the knife! :joke:

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
never use regular soap on your face, it does more harm than good.

took the words right outta my mouth. and washing over and over is even worse. why didn't you just pop the zit? lol

Originally posted by YearbookLoser
took the words right outta my mouth. and washing over and over is even worse. why didn't you just pop the zit? lol :rofl: Oh God.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
This *so* reminds me of the Wonder Years episode.:rotflmao:

Oh my gosh....me too. I thought that he was making fun of the ep or something. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by *Marilyn Monroe*
Oh my gosh....me too. I thought that he was making fun of the ep or something. :rotflmao: :lol: Me too.. thats why I read it in the first place.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
This *so* reminds me of the Wonder Years episode.:rotflmao:

Yeah! The one where Kevin gets a zit and puts a band-aid over it and then tells Winnie that he got in a fight! I love that show!!:lol:

Originally posted by ladybug724
Yeah! The one where Kevin gets a zit and puts a band-aid over it and then tells Winnie that he got in a fight! I love that show!!:lol: Me too! That episode is hilarious. The things he does to the zit only to find out the girl has one too.:lol:



Woo hoo! Another Wonder Years fan.:dance:

Max Whittaker, is yours ALSO the size of "Krakatoa?"

LOL, sorry... another Wonder Years reference. GOSH, I miss that show!

I remember having pimples all the time. Boy, I'm glad that's all over with. At that time in my life it was very embarassing and painful.

My mother says to just Get a needle and pop it with that. I have never tried it Because I am scared to death of needles. She kept prodding me to try it and chased me around the house with the needle:eek:

Originally posted by Cashodeen
Max Whittaker, is yours ALSO the size of "Krakatoa?"

LOL, sorry... another Wonder Years reference. GOSH, I miss that show! Ah!!:rofl: And Wayne was trying to sell him his zit cream. LMAO.

Originally posted by YearbookLoser
took the words right outta my mouth. and washing over and over is even worse. why didn't you just pop the zit? lol

:explode: Pop it!? That spreads geeeerrms!!! ohno:

Anyway, I had to shave last night and accidently shaved it off. :mumble:

Originally posted by Max Whittaker
I think I have the cleanest pimple in all of America.

I was in the bathroom for an hour trying to scrub off the little barnacle. First I scrubbed my face five times with your standard hand soap. Then I used my precious Clearasil directly on the precarious pimple! At this point, I'm certain I heard it scream. I dowsed it with water and scrubbed it again with hand soap. I lost count of how many times I scrubbed the second time. Then I soaked it in toothpaste and it began to burn. This indicated to me that I was winning the battle. I held this position for half an hour and then scrubbed again.

:nod: Yes sir-y! No doubt about it! There is no zit cleaner than mine! :cool:

Oh! I think I just saw it sparkle, it's so clean!

omg: Holy Catfish! A dust partical just landed on the bugger! I must sterilize it again!!! :seeya:
:lol:
It sounds like you had your work cut out for you.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Me too! That episode is hilarious. The things he does to the zit only to find out the girl has one too.:lol:



Woo hoo! Another Wonder Years fan.:dance:

Yeah!!! I love the Wonder years. hey hey, isn't fred savage in that one movie about monsters where you can go under your bed and then go to the monster world and then him and the monster go to this guys house and put like worms or something in the kids sandwich?? I cant remember the name!! but i love that movie!:happyface

Originally posted by Max Whittaker
:explode: Pop it!? That spreads geeeerrms!!! ohno:

Anyway, I had to shave last night and accidently shaved it off. :mumble:

ow!:eek:

Originally posted by ladybug724

Yeah!!! I love the Wonder years. hey hey, isn't fred savage in that one movie about monsters where you can go under your bed and then go to the monster world and then him and the monster go to this guys house and put like worms or something in the kids sandwich?? I cant remember the name!! but i love that movie!:happyface

"Little Monsters." His brother, Ben is in it too.

Originally posted by Cashodeen
"Little Monsters." His brother, Ben is in it too.

OH THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!:thanks:

Originally posted by ladybug724
Yeah!!! I love the Wonder years. hey hey, isn't fred savage in that one movie about monsters where you can go under your bed and then go to the monster world and then him and the monster go to this guys house and put like worms or something in the kids sandwich?? I cant remember the name!! but i love that movie!:happyface :lol: Yah. I liked it when Ben was on The Wonder Years.. he was so cute! But Fred is cuter!:p

Originally posted by Max Whittaker
:explode: Pop it!? That spreads geeeerrms!!! ohno:

Anyway, I had to shave last night and accidently shaved it off. :mumble:

ouch that sounds painful.

ok... ew.

Originally posted by Kristina
ok... ew. :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:lol: Yah. I liked it when Ben was on The Wonder Years.. he was so cute! But Fred is cuter!:p


That's where I would have to disagree with you!:lol:

My face cleared up when I hit age 45. I haven't had a serious zit since! See? Old age isn't THAT bad!:yippee:

Originally posted by Penny Lane
See? Old age isn't THAT bad!:yippee:

Now, ma'am, that's what I told you when we first met. I can't wait until I grow old and acquire the wisdom of the ages! Until then, I'll have to make do with book knowledge! :read:

Old people are the greatest(and I say that with the utmost respect for age)!