Tower Haircut


Ive got a tower haircut
Ive got a tower haircut
No one else, has one
But me

Heres my story :
When I was born, I had really flat hair
Then when I got older
I wasputting moose in my hair by a light
Then I rubbed it in
And ended up with a tower haircut


Ive got a tower haircut
Its so tall people think its the Empire State Building
Ive got a tower haircut
When I ride my bike I have to wear a tall helmet
Cause I got a tower haircut
Oh, I cant stand it
Oooooooooooh noooooooooooo
King Kong and Godzilla try to chase me
Cause I got a tower haircut
My girlfriend wont leave me alone
She's always putting her cingular cellphone
In my tiwer haircut
Got more hair on my head than I do on my butt
Cause its a tower haircut
When they shot my picture for the yearbook
They had to get a taller camera
When I went into the classroom
I had to bend down
Because of my tower haircut
Oh, pleeeeeeeease!
Let me cut my hair shorter
I dont wanna have to always have this tower haircut
I look like I put ny hand on a generator for an hour
Because of my tower haircut
Please, oh Mr Hairdresser please
Cut my hair down
Way way down
I dont even wanna have any hair
Maybe super short hair
But I dont want it to high up in the air
CUT
MY
TOWER
HAIRCUT
I hate it, I hate it
I know shouldnt care
But I got tall hair
I no longer want a tower haircut
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
I DONT NEED MYT TALL HAIR ANYMORE
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADE
I want most of it on the floor
My hair always gets stuck in the door
Cause of my tower haircut
Its so tall, I dont need more
I cant even get through the door
Of a grocery store
When I go through a metal detector
It always beeps
And I have to bend down
I do not know why I even gave myself a tower haircut
It is just a pain in the butt
I cant see my shadow when I strut
Because of my tower haircut
People think Im 8 feet tall
But they dont know becuase its all
My tower haircut
Please, I need it cut way down

Thats my story
Here's a happy ending
I got it cut down
I am so glad
Its so much better
Now that I no longer have
My tower haircut
It was such a pain in the butt
My tower haircut
Bye Bye Tower Haircut, HELLO SHORT HAIRCUT!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaay



Note : I dont really have a tower haircut, all this stuff is made up

Great song.....I guess. :confused: :lol: What's your next song?

:clap: :clap: YAY! Encore!!! :lol:

Good, but still not as good as "Concrete Hairgel" a song someone made up on Martinaville. Man that was funny :lol:

that was so bad it was funny.

:lol: :lol: Wow lol. :p :happyface

O_O

:lol: :lol: Jack, you never seize to amaze me!

Originally posted by ?MsConanOBrien?
:lol: :lol: Jack, you never seize to amaze me! :D Thanks!!!!!!!!:lol:

Don't quit your day job.
;)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:lol: :lol: Jack, you never seize to amaze me!

Seize? SEIZE?!? *SCREAMS*

*SLAP*

I believe you mean CEASE!! :p

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Seize? SEIZE?!? *SCREAMS*

*SLAP*

I believe you mean CEASE!! :p
Oh meangya. Yah, cease.:o :p

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
When I go through a metal detector
It always beeps
hair isnt made outta metal.

Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
that was so bad it was funny.

It wasn't bad at all. It was funny IMO.

And Janice, get a life. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Jack you kill me, maybe you should make up a Dappy Hays theme song. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by I Dream of Jeannie
Jack you kill me, maybe you should make up a Dappy Hays theme song. :lol: :lol: :lol: You know Ill do that! LOL:lol:

Originally posted by Ravey
And Janice, get a life. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Get a life? What's with the insult? That was uncalled for.

Originally posted by Janice
Get a life? What's with the insult? That was uncalled for.
Yeah really. That's kinda rude....


Jack, you crack me up. That certainly is one very original song! Ya know, when I was reading that...something about it made me think of Shel Silverstein.

Originally posted by Janice
Get a life? What's with the insult? That was uncalled for. She Put ;) She Was Joking.
BTW Great Song Jack :D

Actually, MG, no I wasn't joking. And, Janice, you know exactly why I put that. And if you don't, I can't help you.

You know what? Just forget I posted that "get a life" thing, I need to try to keep those kind of thoughts in my head.

Originally posted by Ravey
It wasn't bad at all. It was funny IMO.

And Janice, get a life. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Some people are so far beneath sea level that they can't recognize sarcasm. When people use the little ;) doodad, it signifies that they aren't serious and that they're just joking around. For all you know, those two could be best online buds and that she was just horsing around with him with that comment. Don't you do that with your friends? I certainly give my friends a hard time (Jokingly). Just reread my comment towards Crystal (MissConanOBrien) Do you REALLY think she should take offense to that? So what's the problem then? Are all we supposed to be serious and not hurt one anothers feeling all the time, even if we were JOKING? Am I not allowed to joke around with my friends and give them a hard time as well? Well if that's the case, then maybe we should all start taking proper ettiquette lessons, not misspell and talk polite English, and sip tea while discussing the next business deal that going to go through down on Wall Street. Crumpet dear?

Originally posted by Ravey
You know what? Just forget I posted that "get a life" thing, I need to try to keep those kind of thoughts in my head. An apology or an explanation would be useful. To just repost your insult as a silent insult is not at all useful and gains you no merits.

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Some people are so far beneath sea level that they can't recognize sarcasm. When people use the little ;) doodad, it signifies that they aren't serious and that they're just joking around. For all you know, those two could be best online buds and that she was just horsing around with him with that comment. Don't you do that with your friends? I certainly give my friends a hard time (Jokingly). Just reread my comment towards Crystal (MissConanOBrien) Do you REALLY think she should take offense to that? So what's the problem then? Are all we supposed to be serious and not hurt one anothers feeling all the time, even if we were JOKING? Am I not allowed to joke around with my friends and give them a hard time as well? Well if that's the case, then maybe we should all start taking proper ettiquette lessons, not misspell and talk polite English, and sip tea while discussing the next business deal that going to go through down on Wall Street. Crumpet dear?

Yeah, lol, I usually joke around when I put those things: ;) This time I wasn't though I put those smilies because when she told Jack not to quit his day job she put one of those winking smilies, so when I told her to get a life I decided to put a couple to...

Originally posted by Kitt
An apology or an explanation would be useful. To just repost your insult as a silent insult is not at all useful and gains you no merits.

I'm not going to apologize. I don't feel I need to.

Originally posted by Kitt
An apology or an explanation would be useful. To just repost your insult as a silent insult is not at all useful and gains you no merits.

Oops, double post.

Originally posted by Ravey
I'm not going to apologize. I don't feel I need to. That was my point. You made an uncalled for and disgusting statement and are standing by it. You go girl. You're lookin' good! :rolleyes:

Why, thank you Kitt. :woohoo: :rolleyes:

And, yeah, I'm standing by it because I don't believe it was uncalled for.

Originally posted by Ravey


And, yeah, I'm standing by it because I don't believe it was uncalled for.[/size]

YAY! Now we can all insult one another and it won't be uncalled for!

Janice - Like Ravey said, you really need to get a life and stop joking around with everybody. You're a real rude person.
Kitt - Get a freakin' job. You're on here way too much and post pointless posts. All I ever hear from you is "Blah. Blah. Blah."
Crystal - You can't even get a boyfriend. You're a pathetic loser for staying single and posting all day long.

That was fun! We should do it more often! :)!

Originally posted by Original Prankster
YAY! Now we can all insult one another and it won't be uncalled for!

Janice - Like Ravey said, you really need to get a life and stop joking around with everybody. You're a real rude person.
Kitt - Get a freakin' job. You're on here way too much and post pointless posts. All I ever hear from you is "Blah. Blah. Blah."
Crystal - You can't even get a boyfriend. You're a pathetic loser for staying single and posting all day long.

That was fun! We should do it more often! :)!

Mine wasn't uncalled for because I had a reason why I said it.

Originally posted by Janice
Don't quit your day job.
;)


:lol:

Originally posted by Janice
Get a life? What's with the insult? That was uncalled for.



Obviously Ravey hasn't a sense of humor! I am sure that Istillgotit has! After all Ralph Malph is his role model!:D

Originally posted by Penny Lane
Obviously Ravey hasn't a sense of humor! I am sure that Istillgotit has! After all Ralph Malph is his role model!:D

Obviously Penny Lane hasn't a brain. :D

Originally posted by Penny Lane
Obviously Ravey hasn't a sense of humor! I am sure that Istillgotit has! After all Ralph Malph is his role model!:D I do have a sense of humor! Yes it all comes from Ralph, I am like Ralph's clone :lol:

Originally posted by Janice
Don't quit your day job.
;) :lol:

Originally posted by Ravey
And, Janice, you know exactly why I put that. And if you don't, I can't help you.
Actually I don't know why you would tell me to get a life because I have a very fine life, and most people around these boards know that.
My best guess is that you're still licking your wounds because of the fiasco when your friend got banned for faking his own death. If that's the reason, you need to get over yourself. People mix it up on these boards all the time, and they don't carry grudges onto other threads weeks later.
I think you should stop the name calling. Now you're telling Penny she's brainless. You should stop with the insults.

Ummm no, lol. :rotflmao: I'm over that whole friend banning thing. That's old news. :lol: :rolleyes:

I don't get it. What was the point?:confused:

Originally posted by Ravey
Obviously Penny Lane hasn't a brain. :D
Wrong again. Penny Lane is one of the most mature and intelligent members on these boards.

Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
Yeah really. That's kinda rude....
Thanks for the support Hannah Lee. :)

Originally posted by Janice
Wrong again. Penny Lane is one of the most mature and intelligent members on these boards.

In order to be wrong again, I would have to have been wrong in the first place. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Crystal - You can't even get a boyfriend. You're a pathetic loser for staying single and posting all day long.
I can get a boyfriend. But.. why wont you answer my phone calls?!?!

Originally posted by Original Prankster
YAY! Now we can all insult one another and it won't be uncalled for!

Thanks Chris. As always, you drive a point home beautifully with intelligence and humor.
:)

Originally posted by Janice
Actually I don't know why you would tell me to get a life because I have a very fine life, and most people around these boards know that.
My best guess is that you're still licking your wounds because of the fiasco when your friend got banned for faking his own death. If that's the reason, you need to get over yourself. People mix it up on these boards all the time, and they don't carry grudges onto other threads weeks later.
I think you should stop the name calling. Now you're telling Penny she's brainless. You should stop with the insults.
Isnt that new guy JSizzle my nizzle fizzle dizzle Smoothe?:confused:


But, seriously people.. dont make me take out the soup.

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
:lol:
I'm glad you got my joke Jack. About that day job....;)

Originally posted by Kitt
That was my point. You made an uncalled for and disgusting statement and are standing by it. You go girl. You're lookin' good! :rolleyes:
Kitt--You're my port in the storm, again.
:yourock:

:bighug:

Originally posted by ladybug724
I don't get it. What was the point?:confused:
Damned if I know ladybug. :confused:

Originally posted by Janice
Damned if I know ladybug. :confused:

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Ravey
Ummm no, lol. :rotflmao: I'm over that whole friend banning thing. That's old news. :lol: :rolleyes: Then so, we are supposed to believe that you have been foolishly derogatory towards Janice, Penny Lane and me because you liked that poem so much that you think that we are all stupid just because we don't? Hey, Smoothie? Ravey doesn't really give a flying banana about you, she just likes poetry really a lot. So much so that she finds it necessary to trash anyone and everyone who is not so taken as her with any one particular post. Tell me something, Smoothie, do you believe tnat? Feel free to save Smoothie the trouble if you have a different take then what I have put forth about you Ravey. :( :talk:

Actually this has nothing to do with the god damn poetry. :rolleyes: I don't even really care about poetry. :rolleyes: And yeah, believe whatever you want. ;)

Originally posted by Ravey
Actually this has nothing to do with the god damn poetry. :rolleyes: I don't even really care about poetry. :rolleyes: And yeah, believe whatever you want. ;) 22 hey 24 bibbibibbbib 29 32 bibibbi do I hear 40 42 there's 42 bididi let me here 50 let me hear 50 bidididi ...sold American! :lol: :crazy: :happyface :wave: :cool: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Kitt
22 hey 24 bibbibibbbib 29 32 bibibbi do I hear 40 42 there's 42 bididi let me here 50 let me hear 50 bidididi ...sold American! :lol: :crazy: :happyface :wave: :cool: :rolleyes:
:rotflmao:
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Originally posted by Kitt
22 hey 24 bibbibibbbib 29 32 bibibbi do I hear 40 42 there's 42 bididi let me here 50 let me hear 50 bidididi ...sold American! :lol: :crazy: :happyface :wave: :cool: :rolleyes:

God, I love the rolling eyes smilie! :woohoo: I can use it on sooooo many different occasions! :woohoo: And this is one of them... :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Ravey
Actually this has nothing to do with the god damn poetry.
'This' has nothing to do with.....
What the hell are you babbling about? I don't even think you know at this point. It's not about my harmless 'day job' comment, not about the fake death...
Actually, we both know that 'this' is about the fake death episode. That's when you started your smartass routine with me.
On this thread, your fingers got ahead of your brain, and you insulted me without thinking it through.
It doesn't work that way here Ravey. You can't have a disagreement with someone and weeks later just insult them out of the blue on an unrelated thread. That's harrassment.
You really need to learn to let things go.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:rotflmao:
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Once again, idiot, this has nothing to do with the fake death "episode" GOD. Get over it. :rolleyes: And, routine? This is the second freakin' time I've ever said anything to you, in a separate thread. Wow, routine. :rolleyes: And I'd rather be a "smartass" then a "dumbass" :woohoo:

Originally posted by Kitt
:lol: :biglove:

Originally posted by Ravey
[I'd rather be a "smartass" then a "dumbass" :woohoo:[/size] Well shucksies! How does it feel to be both? You're not as good at the smartass bit, though, as you are at the dumbass bit. Maybe with practice... ;)

I don't know, why don't you tell me how it feels to be both, dumbass. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Janice
I'm glad you got my joke Jack. About that day job....;) :lol: LOL, yep!

Originally posted by Ravey
I don't know, why don't you tell me how it feels to be both, dumbass. :rolleyes: ahh jeeezeamolaa. I rest my case. You are lousy at the smartass bit but dang good a the dumbass bit. I feel guilty about picking on you now because you're so crummy at fighting back. Tell you what Ravey...you can have the last word. I'm confident that it won't amount to much.;)

You see, the thing is, I can't really say what I want to say on here, because I'll get banned, because it has waaaay to much profranity. But, if we were in a chat room, doing private messaging you'd get the fight you want. :woohoo: Besides you really have no room to call me a dumbass...

From what Ive seen, Jack doesnt seem to be too upset about this.

I know Jack isn't upset about this...

Originally posted by Ravey
I know Jack isn't upset about this...

This is so stupid. Janice was joking with Jack. They're friends and have been around this board a long time. It was just a little sarcastic humor. If anyone needs to "get a life" it's you. If anyone was gonna tell Janice to "get a life" about her comment, it should've been Jack. But he wasn't offended at all by it. So why were you?

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
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:rotflmao::baby: :lol:

Originally posted by Leah_2oo6
:rotflmao::baby: :lol: :D People need to learn to embrace CBS.

Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
This is so stupid. Janice was joking with Jack. They're friends and have been around this board a long time. It was just a little sarcastic humor. If anyone needs to "get a life" it's you. If anyone was gonna tell Janice to "get a life" about her comment, it should've been Jack. But he wasn't offended at all by it. So why were you?

I'm not even going to tell you want I want to say. :rolleyes: But once again, *INSERT BAD WORD HERE*, it wasn't about that. :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: JESUS CRIST.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:D People need to learn to embrace CBS.

Hahaha! These new smiley's are perfect for this situation!:lol::nod: :bouncers

Originally posted by Leah_2oo6
Hahaha! These new smiley's are perfect for this situation!:lol::nod: :bouncers :lol: :lol: Trust me, Ill be using them a lot!

Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
This is so stupid. Janice was joking with Jack. They're friends and have been around this board a long time. It was just a little sarcastic humor. If anyone needs to "get a life" it's you. If anyone was gonna tell Janice to "get a life" about her comment, it should've been Jack. But he wasn't offended at all by it. So why were you?

Gee, Ravey, looks like no one else thought that that comment was rude, not even Jack, and he even started the thread. Looks like someone is being backed into a corner. How about you remove that stick that's lodged in your ass because no one is liking the 'I'm right and you're wrong' attitude of yours. If the starter of the thread has enough sense to recognize sarcasm, then I don't know what to say about you.

Now after all that, just answer a question that you merely dodged in this whole thread. What was so rude about that comment of Janice's? What did it in for you?

Originally posted by Ravey
You see, the thing is, I can't really say what I want to say on here, because I'll get banned, because it has waaaay to much profranity. But, if we were in a chat room, doing private messaging you'd get the fight you want. :woohoo: Besides you really have no room to call me a dumbass...

Knock off the 'bad-ass' act. No one's buying it. "I can't really say what I want to say on here." ?!?!?!? You mean you're at a loss of words because you know you're wrong for insulting Janice for no reason? If you can't provide a valid arguement without using profanity in it, then you might as well stop talking. Profanity gets you squat and means you're insecure about yourself.

:whistle:

Originally posted by Leah_2oo6
:rotflmao::baby: :lol:


Did u see how to Deal yet? Was it any good? I'm 12 would me and my family like it?

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Knock off the 'bad-ass' act. No one's buying it. "I can't really say what I want to say on here." ?!?!?!? You mean you're at a loss of words because you know you're wrong for insulting Janice for no reason? If you can't provide a valid arguement without using profanity in it, then you might as well stop talking. Profanity gets you squat and means you're insecure about yourself.

Your right I'm wrong. I'm so freakin' insecure about myself, you are so right, you just read me like a freaking book! :eek: :woohoo: I'm really really glad that that's in the open!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: SCREAM YAYYYYYYYYAAAYYYYAAYY! :woohoo: :woohoo:

Originally posted by littleputz114
Did u see how to Deal yet? Was it any good? I'm 12 would me and my family like it?

Nope, not yet, but I am going to as soon as it comes to the theater near my house!:D

Originally posted by Leah_2oo6
Nope, not yet, but I am going to as soon as it comes to the theater near my house!:D You do know that in your sign. for How To Deal, it says June 18th, not July 18th, right?

Originally posted by Ravey
Your right I'm wrong. I'm so freakin' insecure about myself, you are so right, you just read me like a freaking book! :eek: :woohoo: I'm really really glad that that's in the open!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: SCREAM YAYYYYYYYYAAAYYYYAAYY! :woohoo: :woohoo:

I'm glad you finally broke through and saw the light! Yay! :)!