everybody post a bunch of great and/or memorable movie quotes w/ the movies title next to it and who in the movie said it

JAWS
Quint: And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces.

TERMINATOR
The Terminator: I'll Be Back...

TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
The Terminator: Hasta la vista baby.

THE GODFATHER
Michael Corleone: I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

STAR WARS
Obi Wan Kenobi: The force will be with you, always.
Han Solo: Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you...

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Darth Vader: I am your father.
Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try.

ET: THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
ET: ET phone home!

THE ELEPHANT MAN
John Merrick: I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!

DIRTY HARRY
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

SUDDEN IMPACT
Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my day.

ROCKY
Rocky Balboa: ADRIAN!!!!!!!!!

SCARFACE
Tony Montana: Say 'ello to my little friend!

Originally posted by onefortheroad

SCARFACE
Tony Montana: Say 'ello to my little friend!


OMG I WAS JUS THINKING THAT!

TITANIC-

Jack Dawson- "I am the king of the world!"

Jack: Never let go.
Rose: I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack.

BLADE RUNNER
(The guy in my avatar) Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears ...in rain.

Hannibal Chew: I just do eyes, j'j'.. just eyes... just genetic design, just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.
Batty: Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.
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THE OUTLAW JOSIE WALES
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither!

Jamie: Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like.
Josey Wales: To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms.

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy!

Lone Watie: Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
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HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER
Mordecai: What happens after?
The Stranger: Hmm?
Mordecai: What do we do when it's over?
The Stranger: Then you live with it.

Sarah Belding: Be careful. You're a man who makes people afraid, and that's dangerous.
The Stranger: It's what people know about themselves, inside, that makes them afraid.
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UNFORGIVEN
Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Well I guess he had it comin'.
Bill Munny: We all got it comin' kid...

REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE
Jim Stark: You're tearing me apart

In the "Cowboys" John Wayne Tells Bruce Dern's character:
"I'm 30 years older than you are. I've had my back busted once, my hip twice, and on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you."

I love it!

Originally posted by Sterling Holobyte
BLADE RUNNER
(The guy in my avatar) Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears ...in rain.

Hannibal Chew: I just do eyes, j'j'.. just eyes... just genetic design, just eyes. You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.
Batty: Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.
This movie is filled with great quotes, particularly the first of these. Another is:

Roy: I've done questionable things.
Tyrell: Also extraordinary things. Revel in your time.
Roy: Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for. (then kills Tyrell)

MOONSTRUCK:

Loretta: Snap Out Of It!

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." - Jaws

"There is no spoon..." - The Matrix

"I have a bad feeling about this..." Every Star Wars movie

"Rommel you magnificant bastard, I read your book!" - Patton

"I work very hard on my hair, and you hit it. He hit's my hair..." - Saturday Night Fever

"I'm Batman..." - Batman

;)

When Harry Met Sally:
Harry: I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

1776:
Adams: "Its a revolution damnit, we're going to have to offend somebody!"

Adams: "The declaration will be a triumph, I tell you a triumph, if I was ever sure of anything I'm sure of that....and if it isnt then we still have four days left to think of something else!"

Brigadoon:
Mr. Lundi: "When you love someone deeply enough, anything is possible....even miracles."

Mr. Lundi: "It's the hardest thing in the world to give up everything, although usually its the only way to get anything"

Fiona: "I'll be less lonely now, real loneliness is not being in love in vain, but not being in love at all"

Show Boat:
Julie: "River dandies are thick as locust seeds, Angel"

Julie: That rattle-brained mule...
Nolie: Oh golly but he loves you!
Julie: Of course he does...I'm the belle of the ball...

Julie: I love him because...well he's not a very good actor onstage, he's not a very good actor offstage either! But he's all mine.

Julie: Lots of rats come off Show Boat, on stage, under stage, sneaking out...

Andy: Its Saturday night forever!

Portrait of Jennie:
Eben: When is tomorrow Jennie?
Jennie: Its always, this was tomorrow once...

Eben: "Where I come from, nobody knows, where I am going, everything goes, the wind blows, the sea flows".....and God knows...
Jennie: I think He knows, Eben..



and way too many from GWTW to post..... :lol: just the whole movie!

Aunt Bethany:Clark, is your house on fire?
Clark:no aunt bethany those are the christmas lights
~Christmas Vacation

Cop:You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher:Depends how long you were following me
Cop:Lets start from the top
Fletcher:Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop:Is that all?
Fletcher:No....I have unpaid parking tickets...Ah! Be gentle
~LiarLiar

Bum: Sir, can you spare a little change?
Fletcher:Yes I could
Bum:Will you?
Fletcher:No
Bum:Why not?
Fletcher:Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap.
~Liar Liar

Fletcher:The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!
~Liar Liar

Fletcher:I'm kicking my ass. Do ya mind?
~Liar Liar

Dory:I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.
~Finding Nemo

Dory:Ahh! Something's got me!
Marlin: That's just me!
Dory: Who are you?
Marlin: Who am I? Who do you think?
Dory: are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been?
Dory: Eh, can't complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?
Dory: Yes, I see a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
~Finding Nemo

Dory:I wish I could speak whale.
~Finding Nemo

Melissa:Did you have any trouble getting in?
Ace: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle
~Ace Ventura

CASABLANCA
Rick Blaine: Here's looking at you, kid.

Jaws: "were going to need a bigger boat!"

Halloween 1978: The Boggie (spelling?) man is coming!

From Hitchcock's "North by Northwest"

James Mason: Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan? First you're the outraged Madison Avenue man who claims he has been mistaken for someone else. Then you play the fugitive from justice supposedly trying to clear his name of a crime he knows he didn't commit, and now you play the peavish lover, stung by jealousy and betrayal. Seems to me you folks could stand a little less training from the FBI and a little more from the actors' studio.

Cary Grant: It seems the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead.

James Mason: Your very next role. You'll be quite convincing, I assure you.

I forgot one of my favorites...


"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!!"

- James T. Kirk, "Star Trek II The Wrath Of Kahn"

;)

HANNIBAL

Hannibal Lector: Hello Clarice

:happyface

Any Austin Powers Movie:

Austin: Ohhh Behave

Halloween:

Annie -- "I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor.."

Annie -- "Hey jerk, speed kills!"

Jaws:

Mayor Vaughn -- "Martin, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, 'Huh? What?' You yell shark, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July."

Sixteen Candles:

Samantha -- "Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease."

Long Duk Dong -- "No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food."

Heathers:

Heather Chandler -- "Grow up, Heather. Bulimia's so '87!"

Heather Chandler -- "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or something?"

Reality Bites:

Lalaina -- "He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers."

Lelaina-- "You've been waiting for this since the day we met."

Vickie -- "Oh, who told you that? Your psychic partner?!"

Troy -- "I'm bursting with fruit flavor."

They Live
" I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum"

Tremors
"That's how they git you. They're under the goddamned ground!"

"Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya!"

" I am COMPLETELY out of ammo. That's never happened to me before. "

[a graboid is just outside Burt's fence]
" Now, if you'll kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line, we'll call your untimely demise 'self defense' "

Army Of Darkness

"Shop smart, shop S-mart!"

" Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. "

"Ash:Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
[he grabs girl]
Ash: Hail to the king, baby. "

"Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash.
[cocks shotgun]
Ash: Housewares. "

Evil Dead II

" [Ash's Hand gains a life of it's own]
Ash: Gimme back my hand..GIMME BACK MY HAND"

"[Upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand]
Ash: Groovy."



Bubba Ho-tep
"Elvis: Ask not what your rest home can do for you, but what you can do for your rest home. "

Originally posted by pumkinpie
HANNIBAL

Hannibal Lector: Hello Clarice

:happyface

I love how he says that

Stu:I never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me.I string along & leave your kids with promises that I'll pay him money.I only keep him around because he looks up to me, Adam if you're watching don't be a publicist you're too good for it.I lie in person & on the phone.I lie to my friends.I like to newspapers and magazines who sell my lies to more & more people.I'm just a part of a big cycle of lies.I should be f***ing president.I wear all this Italian sh*t because underneath i still feel like the brox. I think I need these clothes. And this watch. My two thousand dollar watch is a fake and so am I. I neglected the things I should've valued the most. I valued this Sh*t. I take off my wedding ring to call Pam. Kelly, that's Pam. Don't blame her, I never told her I was married and if I did, she, she would've told me to go home. Kelly, looking at you now, I'm a shamed of myself. Alright. I mean I worked so hard on this image & I'm too shaped on the as*hole who refers to himself in the 3rd person that I only proved I should be alone. I've been dressing up as something I'm not for so long. I'm so afraid you won't like whats underneath. But here I am, I'm just flesh and blood and weakness and I love you so f***ing much. I take off this ring because it only reminds me of how I failed you. And I don't want to give you up. I wanna make things better, but it might not be my choice anymore. You deserve better. -Phone Booth

Originally posted by TJL


"I work very hard on my hair, and you hit it. He hit's my hair..." - Saturday Night Fever


;)

That reminds me of "Spaceballs":

"You shot my hair!!!" -Princess Vespa

lol

~Krista
:cow:

Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan

Dory:I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.
~Finding Nemo

Dory:Ahh! Something's got me!
Marlin: That's just me!
Dory: Who are you?
Marlin: Who am I? Who do you think?
Dory: are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been?
Dory: Eh, can't complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?
Dory: Yes, I see a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
~Finding Nemo

Dory:I wish I could speak whale.
~Finding Nemo


AAAH! I love that movie!!!
Dori was my favorite.
and I love the seagulls. hahaha!

~Krista
:cow:

"Just put your lips together and blow!"-Lauren Bacall..-< love that quote.

"Fiddle Dee Dee"-Vivien Leigh- Gone With the Wind
"I can shoot straight if i dont have to shoot too far"-Vivien Leigh -Gone With the Wind.
"I havent slept in two days I am starved, and I am armed. Dont mess with me"-Sandy Bullock-Miss Congeniality
"You cant find peace by avoiding life"-Nicole Kidman-The Hours.
"The Greatest thing you'll ever learn is to be loved and loved in return"-Nicole Kidman -Moulin Rouge.
"Tomorrow is another day"-Vivien Leigh-Gone With The Wind ( Thats my motto.. LOL)
"There is a leopard on your roof, and its my leopard, and in order to get my leopard I have to sing!"-Katharine Hepburn -Bringing up Baby.

"I wouldnt live with you even if you were dipped in platinum"-Irene Dunne-The Awful Truth..
"My family suffers from insanity.."-Cary Grant ( Arsenic & Old Lace).
'I cant give you anything but love baby!"-Bringing up Baby ( Katharine Hepburn & Cary Grant) .

ill stop there.. lol..

Terminator 3

Terminator - You are Terminated

Half Past Dead

Nick - Nobody gets taken alive.

Nick - It's a nice night to die.

Die Hard-
Yippe Kai Yay Mother F*****!

Silence of the Lambs

Hannibal- I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.-Billy Madison ( i cant remember who says it tho)

Listen! And understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!-Terminator


Will Turner:Is this brilliance or madness?
Captain Jack Sparrow:Strange how often those two straits seem to cross.

Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan
Will Turner:Is this brilliance or madness?
Captain Jack Sparrow:Strange how often those two straits seem to cross.

I love that quote!

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl

Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one!

Jack Sparrow: You're not facing normal pirates. But, cruel, demented, vicious pirates to be certain.

This is from Ghostbusters

Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor Lenny: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

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Several quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail


King: Cut that out!! Cut that out.... <grabs the prince>

<music dies away>

You're marryin' Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!

<slaps the prince>

GUARDS!!! <two guards come in>

Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.

<starts to go>

Guard 1: <repeating> Not to leave the room, even if you come and get 'im.

Guard 2: *Hic*

King: Nono.... *Until* I come and get him.

Guard 1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

King: <stops> Nono, no... You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he*

doesn't leave.

Guard 1: And you'll come and get him.

Guard 2: *Hic*

King: Right.

Guard 1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him, entering the

room.

King: Nono. *Leaving* the room.

Guard 1: Leaving the room, yes.

King: All right?

Guard 1: 'Right.

King: Right. <goes out the door>

Guard 1: Oh! If if if uhhhh.... if if uhhhhh.... If if if we......

King: <coming back in> Yes, what is it?

Guard 1: Oh. I-if....... Oh....

King: Look, it's quite simple.

Guard 1: Uh.....

King: You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room.

All right?

Guard 2: *hic*

Guard 1: Oh, I remember! Uhhhh, can he leave the room with us?

King: No...nono, no. You just keep him in 'ere, and make sure...

Guard 1: Oh yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he *had*

to leave, and we *were* with him...

King: nononono just KEEP HIM IN HERE

Guard 1: ...Until you or anyone else...

King: No, not anyone else, just me...

Guard 1: ...Just you...

Guard 2: *hic*

King: Get back.

Guard 1: Get back.

King: All right?

Guard 1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.

Guard 2: *hic*

King: <pause> And, uh... make sure 'e doesn't leave.

Guard 1: What?

King: <pause> Make sure 'e doesn't leave!

Guard 1: The prince??????

King: Yes, MAKE SURE 'E DOESN'T LEAVE...

Guard 2: *hic*

Guard 1: Oh, yes, of course!! I thought you meant him! <motions towards

the second guard> You know, it seemed a bit daft me having to guard

him when 'e's a guard...

King: <pause> Is that clear?

Guard 1: Oh, quite clear, no problems!

Guard 2: *hic*

King: Right. <starts to leave. The guards follow him>

Where are *you* going?

Guard 1: We're coming with you!

King: Nono, I want you to *stay* here and MAKE SURE 'E DOESN'T LEAVE!

Guard 1: Oh, I see, right!

Son: <plaintively> but father...

King: Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on. <leaves>



<music up>

<king re-enters>

AND NO SINGING!

Guard 2: *hic*

King: Oh, go and get a glass of water. (leaves)




Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Arthur: Who are you?

Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!

Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!

Knight of Ni: The same.

Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?

Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!

Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!

Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!

Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!

Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who

lives beyond these woods.

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!

Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

Arthur: Well what is it you want?

Knight of Ni: We want.....



(pregnant pause)



A SHRUBBERY!!!!

(dramatic minor chord)

Arthur: A *WHAT*?

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!

Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.

Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never

pass through this wood... alive.

Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a

shrubbery.

Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.

Arthur: Of course!

Knight of Ni: And not *too* expensive.

Arthur; Yes!

Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!

Let me correct my one quote of Cary Grant.. he actually says "Insanity runs in my family.... practically gallops!"<... LMAO. I love Cary Grant...

OO Forgot one! Its from Forrest Gump "Shes coming back with me to ALAF**CKINGBAMA!"

From Jailhouse Rock

Peggy Van Alden: How dare you think such cheap tactics would work with me!
Vince Everett: That ain't tactics, honey. It's just the beast in me.

and a pic from that scene

Susanna:Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted. -Girl,Interrupted

THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE
Mike Brady-- Remember kids, as a wise man once said, "where ever you go, there you are"

Carol Brady--(turns head confusedly) (in a "cheerey" voice) Your father's right!

A VERY BRADY SEQUEL
Mike's Boss-- Who's Roy?

Mike-- My wife's husband.

WHAT ABOUT BOB?

Bob--
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Im a skit-so-fren-ic. (dont know the spelling, please help)
And so am I.

"Momma always says, Life is like a box of chocalates. Ya never what you're gonna get". - Forrest Gump

"Thats heavy." - Marty from Back to The Future

The Outsiders has some good ones but I cant think of them.

" The hard is what makes it great" - Jimmy Dugan from A League Of Thier Own

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner". - Johnny from Dirty Dancing


There's more but i cant think of them.

"I'm not a Brewster! I'm a son of a seacook! CHAAAARGE!!!" -- Cary Grant, Arsenic and Old Lace

"There's no law against stealing stolen money!" -- Cary Grant, Charade

"Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!" -- Jack Nicholson, Batman

Gerard: Newman, what are you doing?
Newman: I'm thinking.
Gerard: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate donut with some of those little sprinkles on top, will you, as long as you're thinking?
-- Tommy Lee Jones and Tom Wood, The Fugitive

"If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can get a picture of this weirdo!" -- J. K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man

probably more later when I can think of them...

Originally posted by barwars88
WHAT ABOUT BOB?

Bob--
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Im a skit-so-fren-ic. (dont know the spelling, please help)
And so am I.

It's skitzophrenic but I knew which word you were talking about-LoL. ;)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show : I would like, if I may to take you on a strange journey.

Hey would you guys know how to Madison?

Dammit Janet I love you

I'm just a sweet Transvestite...

Let's do the time warp again

Romancing the Stone

One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!

You're the best time I've ever had.


What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"?

Jack Colton: Wait a minute, he's after you. Who the hell are you?
Joan Wilder: Well, I'm a romance novelist.
Jack Colton: You're what? What are you doing here?
Joan Wilder: I told you, my sister's life depends on me.
Jack Colton: Ah, don't give me that ****. I thought you were donating a kidney or something.

Joan Wilder: These were Italian.
Jack Colton: Now they're practical.

I can't believe I forgot one of my all-time favorites:

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!"

(Peter Finch, Network)

THE PRINCESS BRIDE:

-Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

-No more rhymes now, I mean it!
-Anybody want a peanut?

CASABLANCA:

-I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find out that gambling is going on here!
-Your winnings, Monsieur.

ARTHUR:

-Are you a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you!

-Tiny, tiny little country. Rhode Island could beat the crap out of it in a war. They recently had the entire country carpeted. This is not a big place.

-It's thrilling to meet you. Normally one would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.

CLUE:

-How many husbands have you had?
-Mine or other women's?

THE COURT JESTER:

-The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
-They broke the chalice from the palace. And replaced with a flagon. With the figure of a dragon.
-But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
-No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

Better Off Dead:

"Two Dollars!"

I just remembered two fantastic movie quotes:

The Stepford Wives

Joanna: There'll be someone, she'll look like me and cook and clean but she won't take pictures and she won't be me (you've really got to see that scene to appreciate the quote)

Joanna: If I'm wrong- I'm insane. If I'm right- it's even worse than if I'm wrong

Jaws: "You're gonna need a bigger boat"

What's Eating Gilbert Grape; "I could go at any time"


Close Encounters Of The Third Kind; "What does this remind you of?"

The Princess Bride; "Quit rhyming and I mean it! "
"Anybody want a peanut?"

"To infinity and beyond!!!" - Buzz Lightyear

Thought of another one:

"If anything happens to her I'll have you whipped! Flogged! Put on zee rack and then... have your back legs fried in butter!"

-Jean Bob (the frog who's convinced he's a prince) in "The Swan Princess"

"And Leon's getting Larrrrrrrger!!!" - from "Airplane!"

"Shopping in Style!" - from "Winning London"