Please post your 10 all-time favorite Roseanne Episodes!!!

Garrett

1. When Becky and Darlene keep breaking curfew.
2. Darlene gives birth to her premature daughter, Harris.
3. The Halloween episode where Dan and Fred act like they are gay.
4. The episode when Darlene and Molly go to the concert.
5. The episode when Roseanne and Jackie go to the spa.
6. The Halloween episode where Dan's client helps play a trick on him.
7. When Jackie finds out that Dan has been cheating on Roseanne.
8. When Dan buys the video: "Romancing the Bone" and Roseanne imagines that she is a character in "One Life to Live."
9. Becky cuts the cheese.
10. Darlene makes out with Gary. (Was that his name?)

The one where Roseanne's father died (Season 5)
The one with the naked neighbors (Season 7)
When Roseanne and Dan smoke pot (Season 6)
When Becky gets birth control pills (Season 4)
Bowling Alley (Season 1)
Breast Reduction (Season 4)
Halloween Episodes (Seasons 4,5,6,7,9)
Episode when Crystal has her baby (Season 4)

There are so many but some i can think off the top of my head are:

1.Becky cuts the cheese
2.Roseanne quits from Wellmen plastics
3.Roseanne and Dan smoke pot
4.Becky and Darlene fight and throw their stuff out the window
( also the one where Roseanne first starts working at Rodbells diner)
5.The Spring Dance-Darlene had to try on all the dresses
6.Darlene and Molly go to concert
7.Party @ the Conners- Bryan and Berry get in a fight over Darlene
8.Becky dates Mark for the first time
9.Grandma Harris visits (Roseanne throws biscuit at dinner):lol:
10.Becky supposedly shoots the finger in her class picture
:rotflmao:

also the one where Jackie sleeps with Arnie:lol:

Many of my favorites have been listed. But here are my top 10...

1. Wait 'till your father gets home (dad dies)
2. Crime & Punishment/ War & Peace (Jackie is beaten by Fisher)
3. A Stash From The Past
4. Therapy (Roseanne goes to Jackie's therapy session)
5. White Men Can't Kiss (DJ won't kiss the black girl)
6. I Pray the Lord My Stove To Keep
7. First Cousin, Twice Removed (with Joan Collins)
8. Don't Ask, Don't Tell (with the kiss)
9. Into That Good Night
10. Pretty in Black (Darlene's sweet 16)

There were a few funny ones from the 9th season, but I tend to look not only for the comedy in the episodes, but also for something deeper. I think the emotional zenith for "Roseanne" came with "Wait 'Till you're Father Gets Home" and "Crime & Punishment/War & Peace.

Also: PSM, I Love You, Rear Window (of only for "Roseanne's "What colour are my eyes!"), The Commercial Show (with the Rodbell's commercial)

IMHO, none of the episodes from the first season were that good, ditto for the eigth.

I think I saw the worst episode ever today! It's from season 8 where Roseanne is making the video for the unborn child. They left the laugh-track out of Roseanne's scenes (I think she recorded outside of the studio), but it took me a while to realise it- nothing was funny at all.

I love all the episodes of Roseanne except for a few awful ones in season 8 and a lot in season 9.

Originally posted by db108108
I think I saw the worst episode ever today! It's from season 8 where Roseanne is making the video for the unborn child. They left the laugh-track out of Roseanne's scenes (I think she recorded outside of the studio), but it took me a while to realise it- nothing was funny at all.

Yeah, that episode was really bad and it is really weird seeing it without the laugh track. The laugh track really adds something to the show.

Originally posted by garrettgam
Please post your 10 all-time favorite Roseanne Episodes!!!

Garrett

none. I was bored so i came to the shows i hate boards.

choosing just 10 was hard

1.Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
2.The Miracle
3.Toto, We're Not In Kansas Anymore
4.Dream Lover
5.The Courtship of Dans Father
6.Into that Good Night 1 and 2
7.Pampered To A Pulp
8.December Bride
9.Dont Ask Dont Tell
10.Home Is Where The Afghan Is

Well, a lot of the ones from the first four seasons were great.
I really liked the one where Becky's crush was at a bowling alley, and Dan and Roseanne were acting like they were going to emberass her!
A few weeks ago I saw the episode where Becky wanted to go on birth control...what a true, tv-changing episode that was!

1.Becky flicks off
2.When dj asks david what being gay is and mark gets it on tape
3.roseanne thinks shes going bald
4.becky gets drunk
5.the first one of the 8th season

1.A bitter pill to swallow
2.Like, a virgin
3.Direct to video
4.Shower the people you love wiht stuff
5.Let them eat junk
6.Becky howser md
7.Birds the word
8.Her boyfriends back
9.Brain dead poets society
10.All of the halloween episodes

My Favorites:
1: Another Mouth to Shut Up- Darlene announces she's pregnant
2: Brain Dead Poets Society- Darlene reads her poem
3: Like a Virgin- Roseanne gives Becky the talk
4: Darlene fades to black- Darlene strats wearing black
5:Promises Promises- Darlene and David go to the prom
6: I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep- DJ goes to church
7:The Clip Show 1 and 2- Clips form previous 1988-1994
8: The Wedding- Darlene and David get married
9:The Miracle and Into that good night 1 and 2.
10:Playing With Matches- Molly kisses David.