You KNOW this show is FILLED with hillarious quotes. THIS, and "The Simpsons".

Here's mine:

You know that voice that's on the show from time to time? He does the coach's voice and Bobby's school, he's done a Security Guard? It's really funny. Anyways, I can't remember what character it was, but it was that voice and it said something like;

"I saw a gorilla on TV one time, scared the h@l# outta me!".

Ya kinda have to see it. Anyways, someone else post one that makes more sense.

Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
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Hank Hill: 6 AM and already the boy ain't right.
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Dale: Gentlemen, the crap has literally been scared out of me.
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Buddha Sack: Yo' mama so ugly, when she walk into the bank, they turn the cameras off.
Hank Hill: Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Hank- "Bobby if you wern't my son i'd hug you."

i like the boomhauer internet quote

and

bobby what nationality are you? your holding the ciggarete like a european nazi from a movie.

Originally posted by ConservativeBaller
You KNOW this show is FILLED with hillarious quotes. THIS, and "The Simpsons".

Here's mine:

You know that voice that's on the show from time to time? He does the coach's voice and Bobby's school, he's done a Security Guard? It's really funny. Anyways, I can't remember what character it was, but it was that voice and it said something like;

"I saw a gorilla on TV one time, scared the h@l# outta me!".

Ya kinda have to see it. Anyways, someone else post one that makes more sense.

Isn't that from where Bobby pretends to be in high school? The security guard tells him to walk with his chest puffed out or something, just like a gorilla.

I never thought I'd say this, but I don't think I can finish my beer.