****-****ety- ****-****-****!

dude theres so many that make me laugh my ass off.

South Park has reached epic proportions. [coughs twice and sniffs] The entire town has been quarantined by the federal government, nobody allowed in our out, which means, nobody can come to our aid. [sniffs twice] It appears this town, and this reporter, are done for. Coming up next, choosing the right hair conditioner. What you don't know about hair care products could be costing you a bundle.

I'm on TV! I'm on TV!

Truck driver: *singing* ...going places that I've never been
Seeing things that I may never see a- (deer jumps in the way) JESUS CHRIST! *swerves to avoid the deer and goes over a cliff and dies*

In other news, the FBI has finally caught the child molester known as Mr. Slippyfist. This sick child molester was found with disturbing graphic photos of young boys naked, which we will show you now. Here's one...here's another...and another...

[South Park Church. A service is on, and organ music plays]
Cartman: (walks in) CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!
Congregants: WOOHOO! (they head out the door)

Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat ass that when you walk down the street people go "God damn it, that's a big fat ass!"
Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling.
Townsman: God damn, that's a big fat ass!

thats all i can think of

Originally posted by M82A1
****-****ety- ****-****-****!
HAHAHA that quote is in the commercial for the movie... they beep out every "****" its funny

Another good one:

(Cartman is talking about mooning the teacher)
Butters: "And when we moon her, we can stick our wiener between our legs and give her a nice little fruit basket!"
Cartman: "Goddammit Butters!"

:lol: :lol:

I was thinking about putting this one in my siggy, but I can't remember the names of the people who said it:

Our war support songs will be a thousand times better!

Oh, you think so? Bring the Shizzle!

We'll Trizzle the Shizzle all over the Hizzle!

Yeah? See you saturday McKizzer Shanazzerilla Shazz Beyaznatch Ghazziza!

I like the episode where they want Butters to get on the Maury show so that they can get prizes. So they glue fake testicles to his chin and put him on the show about like deformities. But then Cartman goes on the "my out of control teen" show and dresses up like a girl and he comes out in this skirt and like tube top and goes, "yeah whatever whatever it's my hot body i'll do what i want, i'll do what i want" and he gets in this fight with this other girl to see who has done the worst things and Cartman goes"yeah I killed a prostitute and buried her body'' or something like that! :rotflmao: :banana:

It's my body, I can do what I want!

I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!! - Cartman

Kyle's Mom is a BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Oh My God!! They killed Kenny!! - Stan!!
You bastards!! - Kyle

"Stan's dog is a homo! Stan's dog is a homo!" - Cartman

That's one of the few episodes I've seen. I need to watch this show I think I'm missing one hell of a gem.

You can bet in the next couple of episodes they will have this whole micheal jackson scandal in there somewhere. They can make a new episode in a matter of days.

Crab people, Crab people, looks like crab, talks like pople, Crab people, Crab people.

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!"

Kyle: You fat ****er!

Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

"Follow your dreams! You can reach your goal! I'm living proof! Beefcake! BEEFCAKE! "

Cartman:Kyle,get the sand out of your vagina

Mr. Mackey - A fecalphiliac is someone who's obsessed with mookie stinks!
Kyle - Mookie stinks?

Mr. Mackey - [gasps] Ewwww oh my god you sick little monkey!!

Stan:You are a doosh

Cartman: Look, in this Nancy Drew book it says she went to the beach and got sand in her shoe. Maybe, that's how Kyle got the sand in his vigania.

Cartman: Weeeellllll
Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!
Cartman: Weeeelllllllll
Kyle: I am warning you!
Cartman: Ok, ok
Kyle: I am getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a bitch.
Cartman: (sings bitch song).

Terrance & Phillip: Well, slap my ass and call me a bitch.

Cartman:Kyle,get the sand out of your vagina


YES!!!!!!!!!!! This is the absolute best south park quote ever.

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home"

Has to tie with

Erics rant and rendition of IN the Ghetto.....

I love it when Cartman says this on his computer " I am seeking an older mature male friend." Response he gets " I am 8 1/2 inches long." Cartman then says " 8 1/2 inches, nust be a ****ing midget, i hate ****ing midgets" I also like a lot of the other qoutes that are used nonstop.

(From the South Park Movie)

Kyle: Let me have some candy, Cartman.
Cartman: Let's see, hmm, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.

I love it when Cartman says this on his computer " I am seeking an older mature male friend." Response he gets " I am 8 1/2 inches long." Cartman then says " 8 1/2 inches, nust be a ****ing midget, i hate ****ing midgets" I also like a lot of the other qoutes that are used nonstop.


OMG, LMAO! I almost peed my pants (I had a lot of pop in me) when I saw that. That is season 4 isnt it?

Mom Kitty is bein' a dildo (cartman)

I know a special kitty kitty sleepin' with mommy tonite (miss Cartman)

There were three variants on the "...killed Kenny" line:

1)Stan: "Oh my goodness they killed Kenny." Kyle: "Bastard."
2)Stan: "Oh my God he killed Kenny."
3)Stan: "Oh my God, they videotaped killing Kenny!" Kyle: "You b******s!"

Nun:When you take communion,you will be handed this cracker and said "The body of Christ"

Cartman:Jesus was made of Crackers?
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Nun:Then you'll get to take a sip of wine and said "The blood of Christ"

Cartman:Ok now this is getting silly

cartman- screw u guys i am going home.

cartman- THATS A BAD MR. KITTY

cartman-but....MOM i have to get chinpokomon dolls so i will

timmy- TIMMY

mr. hankey- howdy-ho

mr. macky- m'kay?

hey alex! i wud have tosay my favorite SP quotes are:

No kitty thats my potpie!
Sweet!
Die hippie!
(when cartman whines)
M'kay!
OMg they killed kenny! BAstards!
etc..

cartman- screw u guys i am going home.

cartman- THATS A BAD MR. KITTY

cartman-but....MOM i have to get chinpokomon dolls so i will

timmy- TIMMY

mr. hankey- howdy-ho

mr. macky- m'kay?