OMG... I have sooooo many stories about some of the really dumb teachers I had while I was in school! :eek: It is going to take a while to type them up, so start posting while I get mine typed up. :D

lol...

my teacher in 6th grade was SOOOO sensitive! omg we had no respect for her because she would cry right in the middle of a lesson! we would always make fun of her and this was our classic joke:

Kid: Mrs. ____, could i use the stapler?
Mrs. D: *crying*
Kid: what's wrong?
Mrs. D: you didn't say please!!!

LOL! :lol: we were mean!
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and another teacher from i think my 10th grade year who's name was mrs. ____ never taught us anything and always decided to talk about sex instead...
like we would get out our homework and she would be like"we'll get to your homework in a minute...i just wanna let you know that all of you girls walk around with your C-cup sized boobs hanging out and then you say you are virgins..." she looks at me who happens to just be wearing a tank top that day, (not even low-cut!) all the guys are turning red and laughing at this point...and this happened every day!

Originally posted by OLdsk00L87
lol...

my teacher in 6th grade was SOOOO sensitive! omg we had no respect for her because she would cry right in the middle of a lesson! we would always make fun of her and this was our classic joke:

Kid: Mrs. Darris, could i use the stapler?
Mrs. D: *crying*
Kid: what's wrong?
Mrs. D: you didn't say please!!!

LOL! :lol: we were mean!
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and another teacher from i think my 10th grade year who's name was mrs. gardener never taught us anything and always decided to talk about sex instead...
like we would get out our homework and she would be like"we'll get to your homework in a minute...i just wanna let you know that all of you girls walk around with your C-cup sized boobs hanging out and then you say you are virgins..." she looks at me who happens to just be wearing a tank top that day, (not even low-cut!) all the guys are turning red and laughing at this point...and this happened every day!

I have a teacher that is kinda like those two you mentioned, rolled into one.....

Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
I have a teacher that is kinda like those two you mentioned, rolled into one.....

whoa...i'm really sorry for you! lol

my 7th grade teacher was the biggest bitch i ever met but i aint gonna get into it too much. i remember she tried to physically force me on the cheerleading team one time. if she did that to me recently i would punch her in the nose.

Originally posted by OLdsk00L87
lol...

my teacher in 6th grade was SOOOO sensitive! omg we had no respect for her because she would cry right in the middle of a lesson! we would always make fun of her and this was our classic joke:

Kid: Mrs. Darris, could i use the stapler?
Mrs. D: *crying*
Kid: what's wrong?
Mrs. D: you didn't say please!!!

LOL! :lol: we were mean!
my 3rd grade teacher put her head on her desk and cried when we wouldnt be quiet :lol:

Originally posted by OLdsk00L87
and another teacher from i think my 10th grade year who's name was mrs. gardener never taught us anything and always decided to talk about sex instead...


I had a teacher like that. One day she decided to... enlighten us. It was 5th grade, and all the girls were piled into a classroom one day and given a lecture on sex. One girl asked exactly what "it" was and the teacher, whose name won't be mentioned, says the following (I'm blanking out things): "Well sex is actually when the ___ goes into the ___" which no one had a problem with, because sex is obviously a natural thing; but of course, someone yells "Doesn't it hurt?!" and she responds with "No, it feels kind of good, actually!" The whole class gazed at her in utter horror. That... wasn't the response we wanted to hear!

Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
my 3rd grade teacher put her head on her desk and cried when we wouldnt be quiet :lol:

One of my math teachers chucked chalk at us when we wouldn't be quiet.. lol

Originally posted by Miss Karly
I had a teacher like that. One day she decided to... enlighten us. It was 5th grade, and all the girls were piled into a classroom one day and given a lecture on sex. One girl asked exactly what "it" was and the teacher, whose name won't be mentioned, says the following (I'm blanking out things): "Well sex is actually when the ___ goes into the ___" which no one had a problem with, because sex is obviously a natural thing; but of course, someone yells "Doesn't it hurt?!" and she responds with "No, it feels kind of good, actually!" The whole class gazed at her in utter horror. That... wasn't the response we wanted to hear!

LOL! mrs. ___ always pulled aside the snobby rich pretty girls and asked if they were virgins...i'm not popular, or rich but i am kinda pretty so they say ;) and she basically calls me a WHORE!!!she's all like: "with that sandy blonde hair, nice body and long legs you have, i'm sure you cant keep it to yourself!" i was stunned. i hadn't even gone further than a peck on the lips when i was 15!

all my middle school teachers hated us...they would lecture us and be like "you dont know how easy you have it, with your cell phones..."

also my 6th grade spanish teacher always cried, she was once teaching us french...

Originally posted by Swimfan85

she was once teaching us french...

:rotflmao:

my 3rd grade teacher always made one of the students come up and massage her and she would stop teaching to say "wait a lil lower...ok harder...yeah like that" which sounded kind of gross :lol:

omg, i will tomorrow, g*nite ppl!

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My ninth-grade English teacher is one of those former-sexual-harasser-turned-devout-Christian people (he used to make girls sit on his lap or something - ick!). We were doing this pointless activity in class when one girl told him she wasn't feeling well. He put his hands on her shoulders and started kissing her forehead and murmuring stuff like "There, there." It was quite disgusting. I hear now that he was flirting with last year's freshman girls and giving the pretty ones higher grades than they deserve. He's just a gross little man. :barf:

I think I posted this once before but my english teacher was telling us that some teacher went to China and ate donkey penis...everyone just kinda stared blankly at her...it was quite amusing...

one time, in my 9th grade global studies class, two boys were fighting and my teacher left the room and cried and then like five minutes later she came back and she was like "You have no idea how hard it was for me to see that go on in my classroom."

and for foreign language week at my school, we had to bring in stuff from foreign countries to get points and stuff so i brought in a bellydancing belt and i made my spanish teacher put it on and she basically stood infront of my class and attempted to imitate Shakira...

:lol:

I have had many bad teachers during my lifetime! I believe my first grade teacher was the worst. It was really long ago but I still remember everything clearly. First of all, this woman could be really mean. REALLY mean. She scared the class many times and everyone in the class cried at least once because of her. A better job for this woman would have been a prison guard. Anyway, one day she yelled at me and I had to put my name on the board because I didn't throw away a piece of paper on time! This woman also talked about her life non-stop. She would always tell us about her excercise routines and her husband, and things we didn't need or care to know!

Another bad teacher was a gym teacher in 8th grade. She only worked there for about 3 weeks because she got fired. She acted as if we were on some professional sports team. When someone made a mistake she would sit the whole class down and call everyone "idiots" or "morons" and say how "stupid we were". She also threatened to suspend my friend and I because we didn't keep score during a game. I think she lasted 3 weeks because everyone was afraid to report her at first!

Another teacher was an 8th grade English teacher. She also taught our Kindergarten class. This was her first time teaching 8th grade since she taught our class. She would teach us lessons as if we were still five! I remember she spent an entire class demonstrating how to fold a letter. This woman was also nuts. She would come in wearing the weirdest outfits that never matched. She was quite amusing though!

I don't really think any of my HS teachers were THAT bad.

Originally posted by *~PinkLady59~*
My ninth-grade English teacher is one of those former-sexual-harasser-turned-devout-Christian people (he used to make girls sit on his lap or something - ick!). We were doing this pointless activity in class when one girl told him she wasn't feeling well. He put his hands on her shoulders and started kissing her forehead and murmuring stuff like "There, there." It was quite disgusting. I hear now that he was flirting with last year's freshman girls and giving the pretty ones higher grades than they deserve. He's just a gross little man. :barf:
the janitor at my told school is perverted, we call him mr. molester lol. one time i went in the bathroom to do my hair and he WALKED IN. jesus, he just walked in the girls bathroom when i could of forgotten to lock the door. i almost screamed, i just ran out and my friend holli was there freaking out cuz she saw him go in there and she was praying it wasnt me in there. i told the principal and she said it was ok for him to do that. :rolleyes: ppl made fun of me about that for the rest of the year. hes disgusting.

Last summer, at this camp I went to, there was this teahcer there ( I only went for one weekc bc it didnt like ittoo well ) named mr Herrerra, and he laughed when there was nothing funny happeneing


Other than that I cnat think of anymore

I have tons of stories like that. But I will only tell you about our perverted teacher.Her name is MS.___ and she is the biggest freak on earth. She is also one of those types that don't know how to match their clothes very well. She will wear like a 5X shirt, and size extra small pants. Very unusal. She calls her "boobs" PUPPIES, and she calls linking verbs ''bi-sexual'' verbs. She is really strange. She's another one that talks about her sex life nonstop. She tells about her new boyfriends, and how cool they are. She also has a profile on match.com to try to find a date.:rolleyes: Just take it from me, anyone that knows this women wishes they didn't and the thing about it is she has been my teacher since the 7th grade (i'm going into the 10th) and she is probably going to be my teacher until I graduate high-school. I swear when I get into college I am going to fail my english classes, because she hasn't taught us anything.NOTHING.I don't know anything more about english than what I knew in the 6th Grade, and its pretty sad. We tell our principle and guidence councelor(sp?) all the time how she is, but out principal just acts like we're crazy, and the guidance councelor trys to convince him we're telling the truth, but he doesn't believe her either. UGH:mad: It makes me mad just thinking about it.

Originally posted by Leah_2oo6
I have tons of stories like that. But I will only tell you about our perverted teacher.Her name is MS.___ and she is the biggest freak on earth. She is also one of those types that don't know how to match their clothes very well. She will wear like a 5X shirt, and size extra small pants. Very unusal. She calls her "boobs" PUPPIES, and she calls linking verbs ''bi-sexual'' verbs. She is really strange. She's another one that talks about her sex life nonstop. She tells about her new boyfriends, and how cool they are. She also has a profile on match.com to try to find a date.:rolleyes: Just take it from me, anyone that knows this women wishes they didn't and the thing about it is she has been my teacher since the 7th grade (i'm going into the 10th) and she is probably going to be my teacher until I graduate high-school. I swear when I get into college I am going to fail my english classes, because she hasn't taught us anything.NOTHING.I don't know anything more about english than what I knew in the 6th Grade, and its pretty sad. We tell our principle and guidence councelor(sp?) all the time how she is, but out principal just acts like we're crazy, and the guidance councelor trys to convince him we're telling the truth, but he doesn't believe her either. UGH:mad: It makes me mad just thinking about it.

She also wears her ponytail right on top of her head. She looks like a rooster! The only reason she does it is to get attention.

Oh yeah, and to make matters worse...her daddy is president of the Board of Education, so the she is never gonna be fired!

Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
She also wears her ponytail right on top of her head. She looks like a rooster! The only reason she does it is to get attention.

Oh yeah, and to make matters worse...her daddy is president of the Board of Education, so the she is never gonna be fired!
Yah I forgot those details! I remember the first day she walked in the lunchroom with her hair like that. The whole lunch room kind of went silent, and then everyone died out laughing, even the other teachers!!!:lol:

Originally posted by Leah_2oo6
Yah I forgot those details! I remember the first day she walked in the lunchroom with her hair like that. The whole lunch room kind of went silent, and then everyone died out laughing, even the other teachers!!!:lol:

:lol:!!!!!

oh my lord. lol There is this teacher i had in 8th grade, his name is Mr. Chedd. lol anyway, he was like a total perv. well, let me cut right the the chase, he got kicked out of the school because of what he did. omg, here:

Ok, he taught, math ok, this is just nasty i cant type it


:eek: okay neway
this was this girl in my class with me, and her name was Beccah. She is extremely atracctive, okay, she is really hot and sexy, lol. she is the most popular girl in my grade, and every guy trys to get her, that is how hot she is. :eek: okay, we were in the back row, me, beccah, and some other ppl, mike, greg, linsi, and molly. he is like "okay, everyone go to page 57 and do the problems 1-30. i have to go back there and do something" and okay, beccah was wearing this blue and pink MINI mini skirt, and really tight blue shirt, and oh baby she was fine! :p okay, sorry, she isn't a slut or anything, just a babe, not a slut i swear! even ask sam! lol
okay
he walks back to the back of the room by where Beccah was sitting and completely puts his hand on her @$$! and if that wasn't nasty enough! lol he like takes her hand and pulls her to the back of the room and starts doing stuff to her! not doing her or anything but touching her like, he put his hands in her shirt and in her skirt and stuff, and is like fingering her! omg! he got sued and stuff, but i am happy me and beccah are together! she is a hot mama! :grineyes: