View Full Version : Chris Rock quote of the day


Penny Lane
06-20-2003, 09:54 AM
Quote Of The Day;:D

You know that the world is crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
The Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing America of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war,
And the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush","Dick", and "Colon".
Need I say more?



:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

automatic princess
06-20-2003, 09:56 AM
:lol:

Small Wonderian
06-20-2003, 09:56 AM
:lol: That's cracks me up!!!

OLdsk00L87
06-20-2003, 10:33 AM
:lol: :rotflmao:

Janice
06-20-2003, 12:38 PM
I heard him say that on his HBO Special. Chris Rock kills me. :lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
06-20-2003, 01:22 PM
Omg, LOL :lol: :lol: :p

fr00ti
06-20-2003, 01:22 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

~*Hannah_Lee*~
06-21-2003, 02:32 AM
:lol:

Brandon
06-21-2003, 02:51 AM
he doesn't make me laugh. i hate his jokes. dave chappelle is funny...

Sitcomwriter
06-21-2003, 03:17 AM
I wonder if he was the 1st person to do that Bush,Dick,Colon joke.I've heard Whoopi Goldberg and Jeffery Ross tell it as well.I believe there was another black guy who did it too.

Rhiannon
06-21-2003, 10:51 AM
the part about the 3 most powerful men being named Bush Dick and Colon cracks me up! :lol:

Kitt
06-21-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Brandon
i hate his jokes.Why? :confused:

-*Leah*-
06-21-2003, 06:27 PM
:lol: :crazy: Thats hilarious!