"Living Together"
Episode 1: Miss Attitude (part 1)

*The living room. Blair is talking on the phone. Jo is sitting beside her, reading a magazine*

BLAIR: Yes. I understand. OK. *Baily enters through the front door* Listen, I have to go. Bye. *She hangs up the phone, and turns to her sister* Hey, Baily. How was your 1st day of high school?
BAILY: This is how it went! *Slams books on the floor, and exits*
JO: Sounds like my high school days.
BLAIR: You went to Eastland when you were in high school.
JO: I know! I had to be stuck with you.
BLAIR: I'd better go talk to her.
JO: Listen, the kid'll be alright. Just give her a magzine with Josh Hartnet on it, and she'll be as happy as a clam. I was a loner when I was a kid.
BLAIR: You mean Baily could turn out to be like you? She needs me! *Blair exits*

*Baily's room. Baily is laying on her bed, crying. Blair enters*

BLAIR: Baily. You ok?
BAILY: Go away!
BLAIR: Not until you tell me what's wrong.
BAILY: Leave me here to die!
BLAIR: Tell me what's wrong with you, and I'll leave and you can die all you want to.
BAILY: Alright. *Faces Blair* This boy in my class kissed me.
BLAIR: What's wrong with that?
BAILY: Well, after he did it, I did what Aunt Jo told me to do when a boy kisses me. I decked him!
JO (off camera): Go, Baily!
BLAIR: Did you get punished?
BAILY: Yeah. Got a weeks detention!
BLAIR: This will teach you a lession about listening to your Aunt Jo.
BAILY: How's dad? You told me a few days ago she was in the hospital.
BLAIR: The doctor thinks he could die any day.
BAILY: WHAT?!?! *Starts crying. Blair looks at her sister and exits*
FEW DAYS LATER

*Living room. Mrs. Garrett is sitting on the sofa, talking to Nat. and Tootie*

MRS. G: And then Raymond said- *Baily enters from her bed room, wearing all black. The women look at her*
TOOTIE: What have you got on?
NAT: Baily, you look like a back up singer for Johnny Cash.
MRS. G: Go back and change. If your sister saw you in that, she'd die.
BAILY: This MY life, not Blair's! I'm not Blair, I never will be Blair! It's a free country. And I have a date. *She walks to the door, and opens it. Blair is standing there*
BLAIR: Baily? Go back and change now, young lady! *Baily, mad goes back to her room. Blair walks into the house*
MRS. G: Where's Jo?
BLAIR: She's beating a man up for touching her a way she didn't want to be touched.
TOOTIE: Didn't you try to stop her?
BLAIR: No. I just walked on ahead,and pretened I didn't know her. *The door bell rings. Blair walks to the door, and opens it. It's Jo, with a police man*
JO: Let me go, Dough Nut Man!
POLICE MAN: Is this.... thing yours?
BLAIR: Yes. I'm sorry to say, IT is.

THAT NIGHT

*The living room. Mrs. G is putting on her coat, and her purse on her arm. Baily enters*

MRS. G: Hey, Baily. I was going to the store. Would you like anything?
BAILY: Yes. A Pepsi, Gummi Bears and birth controll pills. *She gasps, realizing what she just said. Mrs. Garrett looks at her*

Part 2 coming soon. Please tell me what you think. :)

great....keep on posting....can't wait to see what happens

OMG you gotta post more PLEASE

WOW.....can't wait for more!

I didn't except anybody to reply so quickly. I went to read a PM and when I came back I had 2 replys already. Anyways here it is. :)

"Living Together"
Episode 2: Miss Attiude (part 2)

BAILY: Yes. A Pepsi. Gummi Bears and birth controll pills. *She gasps, realizing what she just said. Mrs. Garrett looks at her*
MRS. G: What did you say, Baily?
BAILY: Nothing. I didn't say birth controll pills. *She slaps herself for saying it again*
Mrs. G: Let's have a talk Baily. *They walk to the sofa and sit down* Why do you need birth controll pills?
BAILY: Becasue me and my new bofriend, Shawn are going on a date this weekend, and we Might go to Make-Out Point and I want to be safe.
MRS. G: Baily, you're are a Freshman in high school. You're too young to be thinking about..... that kind of stuff.
BAILY: Well, what else can I do? Sit around here waiting for my father to die? I don't think so!
MRS. G: I know it's hard, but you don't see Blair doing this kind of stuff do you?
BAILY: No. That's becasue she's little miss princess!
MRS. G: I'm not being mean when I say this, but we all have to... go sooner or later. And the person who decides that is God. God will take good care of your father if he DOES die. But he hasn't yet. And when he does, you can talk to me anytime you like.
BAILY: Thanks you, Mrs. Garrett. *They hug* Are you going to tell Blair?
MRS. G: You know I have to. But I'll her we talked it out, and no more problems. OK?
BAILY: OK. *Jo enters through the door, mad*
JO: Guess what! You know that man I beat the sh- *Sees Baily*
heck out of of? Well, it turnes out he wasn't trying to rape me. He was just giving me my wallet that I dropped. So I got to pay a $500 fine. I could really use a hug.
BAILY: Join us. *Jo walks over to Mrs. G and they hug. Blair and Nat enter and see them*
NAT: This picture reminds me something I saw on TV the other day.
BLAIR: What was it?
NAT: Leave It To Beaver. Hugging. Kissing. I want some. *Walks to the gang and joins the hug. Baily looks at Blair, and smiles. Blair does the same*

THE END.

What do you think? Episode 3 is coming soon. It'll be about Mrs. Garrett.

It is great!! Post more!!!

oooooh! An episode about Mrs. G...I'm so excited!!!!!!! This is GREAT, I can't WAIT for the next one!

I'm going to post more before I get any threats from Lizzie :lol: :joke:

"Living Together"
Episode 3: "Starting Over" (part 1)

*The living room. Baily is sitting on the floor, doing home work on the table. Mrs. Garrett enters. She slams the door really hard*

BAILY *joking*: Something wrong Mrs. G?
MRS. G: Yes, Baily. I would say there is something wrong. I went to an interview and the man said I wasn't smart enough for the job!
BAILY: Oh, I'm sorry. What kind of job is it?
MRS. G: A Pet Store job. *Baily looks at Mrs. Garrett like she is just the craziest woman on earth* The manager told me I needed to go back to high school. And I think I will.
BAILY: Are you sure, Mrs. Garrett? It's awfully hard, then school they had back in the olden days.
MRS. G: Well, you talk like I was born in the Mid-Evil Times.
BAILY: Weren't you?
MRS. G: NO! I was born in- never mind. *Jo enters*
JO : Never mind what?
BAILY: The year Mrs. Garrett was born.
JO : Well, I can tell you that, Baily. She was born in-
MRS. G: Jo, how old are you?
JO : 30.
MRS. G: Well, if you want to live to be 31, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!
JO : What's going on here?
BAILY: Mrs. Garrett went to an interview for a job at the Pet Store, and they told her to go back to high school.
JO : Do you want me to beat'em for ya?
MRS. G: No. I AM going to go back to high school. I'll go to Baily's high school. *She exits*
BAILY: We've got to stop that woman... NOW!

A FEW DAYS LATER

*Mr. Sweeny's class. Mr. Sweeny is Baily's History teacher. He is talking to Mrs. Garrett and Baily*

MR. SWEENY: So, you want to come back to school, huh?
MRS. G: Yes.
BAILY: Shouldn't we be talking to the principal about this?
MR. SWEENY: Normally, yes. But he's out, and he left me in charge. And Mrs. Garrett, it's a free contry, so welocme to Peekskil High!
MRS. G: Thank you, Mr. Swany.
MR. SWEENY: That's SWEENY!
BAILY: Who cares? *She hugs Mrs. Garrett*

THE END

And that was episode 3. Part 2 coming soon. Tell me what you think! :)

that was...interesting.

:lol: Do you mean interesing as in "Good!" or interesting as in "Bad?"

Originally posted by BlairFan101
:lol: Do you mean interesing as in "Good!" or interesting as in "Bad?"


She's gave me that line and I didn't know what to think either and I still don't know. but it's great part 2 soon i hope

Originally posted by BlairFan101
:lol: Do you mean interesing as in "Good!" or interesting as in "Bad?"

Take it however you wish. Usually, when I say it about stories, or fan fictions...it's not that it's good or bad...just that...it's...interesting. It got my attention...It made me think. Something like that. Anyway, I look forward to reading more.

Originally posted by MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
Take it however you wish. Usually, when I say it about stories, or fan fictions...it's not that it's good or bad...just that...it's...interesting. It got my attention...It made me think. Something like that. Anyway, I look forward to reading more.

:lol: OK. Here's more! Please hold your "thank you's" :rolleyes: :lol: :joke:

"Living Together"
Episode 4: "Starting Over" (part 2)

*Mrs. Dam's class room. Mrs. Dam is Baily's computer teacher. The class enters and find a seat. Mrs. G sits by Baily*

MRS. G: What do we do now?
BAILY: Turn on the computer. *Baily turns on hers and Mrs. G's*
COMPUTER: Wuz up?!?!
MRS. G (to the computer): I'm fine.
BAILY: Mrs. Garrett. It's a computer.
MRS. G: It talked to me so I talked back.
BAILY: What ever you say. *Mrs. Garrett starts pushing all kinds of buttons, not knowing what she is doing. Then, the computer's alarm goes off. Mrs. Garrett starts hitting it over and over, trying to get it to shut up*

* The cafe- Mrs. Garrett and Baily enter, holding trays of food. They go to an empty table, and mRs. G bumps into a another student, causing him to drop his tray. The kid picks picks up a ham-burger and throws it but it hits a girl. Then, a food fight starts to break out*

*The living room. Mrs. G and Baily enter covered in food*

BAILY: Blair. Aunt Jo. Aunt Natalie.
MRS. G: They aren't home. Blair told me this morning they were going to a play. *She looks at the phone* Oh, look. A message. *She puts the phone to her ear, then puts it back down* Baily, I have GREAT news!
BAILY: You're going to another school.
MRS. G: No.
BAILY: I thought you said it was great news.'
MRS. G: It is. I got that job at the Pet Store that I wanted. It seems the old managre got fired and they hired a nice manager.
BAILY: You mean, I had to put up with you the ENTIRE day just so you could have that job anyway?!
MRS. G: Looks that way.
BAILY: Excuse me. *She exit. We hear a scream*
MRS. g: Must've had something she wanted to get off her chest.

THE END

Stupid, I know but tell me what you think. Be honest. :)

Originally posted by BlairFan101

COMPUTER: Wuz up?!?!
MRS. G (to the computer): I'm fine.
BAILY: Mrs. Garrett. It's a computer.
MRS. G: It talked to me so I talked back.

Sounds like something I heard on Disney channel. ;)

Anyways...it's cool. I can't imagine Mrs. G working at a pet shop...but...cool.

Originally posted by MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
Sounds like something I heard on Disney channel. ;)

Anyways...it's cool. I can't imagine Mrs. G working at a pet shop...but...cool.

It was from a movie on the "Disney Channel." The movie was called "Seventeen Again" with the twins that played on "Sister, Sister." I laughed until I cried.

Keep up the great work!!!

That was good pretty funny NOT STUPID! Anyways I can't wait for ep. 5 if there is one.

"Living Together."
Episode 5: "Sweet little baby, Bad little girl!

*The living room. Blair is sitting on the sofa, talking on the phone*

BLAIR: Yes. OK. *Jo enters* Be here around... say... 7? Oh, I can't wait to see it eithier! *Jo's eye's widen, thinking Blair is talking about sex! Blair Hangs up*
JO : Blair, what the hell do you think you're doing?
BLAIR: Taling on the phone to somebody.
JO : And who is that somebody?
BLAIR: Well, if it's any of your business, Mrs. Peterson.
JO : That old lady that lives next door to us?
BLAIR: Yes.
JO : Eeeewwwww! Blair, you need to date MEN!
BLAIR: What? Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. She called to ask if I could baby sit her grandson, Jimmy!
JO : Oh, I thought... never mind. *Baily enters through the front door, dressed like a hippie*
BAILY: What's shaking?
BLAIR: Your brain. Baily, where did you get those clothes?
BLAIR: Aunt Jo. There for a school project.
BLAIR: What's it called? A day in the life of a hippie?
BAILY: Yes. *The door bell rings*
BLAIR; That must be Mrs. Peterson. Baily, go change.
BAILY: Into what?
JO : Don't change into Blair. That'll just scare the baby. *Baily exits. Blair rolls her eyes at Jo, and walks to the door*
BLAIR: Mrs. Peterson. Jimmy. Welcome to our home.
MRS. PETERSON: Thank you. i can't talk. My husband is waiting in the car. Just take him, and I'll be on my way. *Blair takes Jimmy. Mrs. Peterson exits*
JO : I just hope she doesn't leave him with us like your friend Ally did with her daughter Emily.
BLAIR: Can we not dwell in the past? *She walks to the sofa,and sits down. Jo and Blair start plying with the baby. Baily enters and sees them. She has a jealous look on her face. She runs back to her room, crying*

FEW HOURS LATER

*Baily's room. Baily is on her bed, crying. mrs. Garrett sticks her head in the door.*

MRS. G: Baily, were- what's the matter?
BAILY: Nothing.
MRS. G: Now, come on. Do you remember when we had that talk when you asked for birth controll pills? You said you would come to me for ANTHING.
BAILY: OK. *Sits up* Well, it's that baby. He gets more attenion than I do. Like, a few minutes ago, I asked Blair if she couldn't help me with my homework. She ddin't even hear me because the baby started crying. Then, i asked AUnt Jo if we couldn't take a ride on her back. And do you know what she said: "Yeah. yeah, in a minute Tootie!" They were too busy playing with that damn baby!
MRS. G: Watch your mouth. Babies can be a lot of trouble, yes. But they are most beutiful creatures God ever created.
BAILY: More like the most ANNOYING creatures God ever created. *She stats crying. mrs. Garrett hugs her*

FEW HOURS LATER

*The living room. Blair and Jo are saying good bye to Jimmy. They walk to the sofa,a nd sit down. Mrs. Garrett emters, holding papers*

MRS. G: Guess what I found in Baily's room.
BLAIR: What?
MRS. G: These really deep writings. There so haunting, yet beatiful.
BLAIR: Let me see. *Mrs. Garrett walks to the saif, and gives Blair the paper. Blair reads them* Oh, my gosh. These are deep. *Baily enters*
BAILY: They're about my life, and what I think of it. Haunting, yet beatiful. Like you, Blair. *Blair hugs Baily*
JO : You got the haunting part right.

THE END

Please tell me what you think. Episode 6 coming next week.

I love it! Can't wait to read more

cool!

Sorry I haven't posted sooner. You are doing a really good job. Jo has had some great one liners. Keep it up.

Awsome

I changed my name, but my love for Blair will NEVER change. :lol:

"Living Together"
Episode 6: "Takin' care of business!" (part 1)

(The living room. Jo is sitting on the sofa. Mrs. Garrett enters)]

MRS. G: Jo, where are the rest of the girls.
JO : Baily is at a friends house; Tootie is at a play; and Nat. is out on a date.
MRS. G: Blair?
JO : I think she's out shopping. What gives?
MRS. G: Well, my son, Raymond just called me, and he told me that his wife is having a baby.
JO : That's great, Mrs. G! But, something has to be wrong. Do you hate babies?
MRS. G: No. I love babies. It's just that, I want to go down to the country, where they're living and help out. That means I'm going to leave the pet store in charge of you girls. Would you do it for me?
JO : Sure, we will.

*The pet store. The Blair and Jo enter*

BLAIR: I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
JO : Would you stop being such a baby.
BLAIR: Why didn't the other's come?
JO : Because we are just going to check a few things, then leave. Besides, they wanted to watch "Who wants to bea Millionaire."
BLAIR: I'm glad I came, then. Becasuse I'm already a millionaire.
JO (joking) : Aren't we all? *They walk abck to a back room.

JO : Blair, don't close the- *Blair shuts the door* Door!!
BLAIR: What did I do?
JO : Blair, I think all that bleach blonde is leaking to your what is left of your brain. I said don't close the door!
BLAIR: What's the matter with closing the door?
JO : It locks from the outside.
BLAIR: Eeeeewwwwwww!!!!
JO : Good, Lucy Ricardo! You're going to be saying that when we're standing over your grave.
BLAIR: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
JO : Shut up! I was just joking.
BLAIR: It's not that. Its- its IT'S A RAT!!!!!!
JO : I'm sure it's harmless. Don't panic.
BLAIR: Jo, it doesn't wear yellow goves and work at Disney World! *She runs to the door, and runs face 1st into the wall. She falls to the floor*
JO : OK, now you can panic
!
THE END

PART 2 COMING SOON. PLEASE TELL ME WAT YOU THINK. :)

It was great. I can't wait to read the second part of your story.

coolness!

Post more!

"Living Together."
Episode 7: "Takin' care of business." (part 2.)

(The room Jo and Blair are locked in. Blair, who came to after she hit the hall and passed out, is pacing the floor, while Jo is sitting on some boxes.)

BLAIR: What if we run out of air and die? What if we become so hungrey we eat each other? What if-?
JO : What of you don't shut up? I'll make you pass out again.
BLAIR: You find this as one BIG JOKE don't you. Don't you understand?! We could die in here.
JO : Don't you think I'm worried? I'm TERRIFIED! But I'm trying to remain calm and sane. Which is more than I cam say for you. Princess!
BLAIR: Shut up!! We don't have time to fight. What we HAVE to do is find a way out here.
JO :I know. We could try to find a spoon and dig our way out!
BLAIR: Good, Jo! (Joking) We could also find a bar of soap, carve it into a gun, and blast our way out!
JO : At least I'm thinking! YOU haven't you say anything!
BLAIR: Because I'm too busy trying to ignore your ugly face!
JO : Oh, now it's on!! (She gets up off the boxes and starts to serch through them)
BLAIR: What are you doing?
JO : Trying to find a base-ball bat, so I can beat the brains that you have left out of your head! (She pulls out an axe, and looks at it) I found our way out. We could break the door down with this.
BLAIR: Oh, Jo! You're so wonderful! (She hugs Jo)
JO :I worry about you sometimes, Blair. (Jo walks over to the door, with the axe, and begins chopping the door down. It works.)
BLAIR: WE'RE FREE! Born free. As free as the wind blows. As free as the grass grows! (She kisses the ground)
JO : No wonder you can't get a date. You're to busy kissing stuff that isn't alive!

(The living room. The lights are out. Jo and Blair enter)

JO : Every one must be asleep.
BLAIR: I'm about to go to bed myself. Good night. (She exits. Jo exits also)

(Jo's room. Jo walks over to her bed, and lays down on it. She sticks her hand under her bed, and takes out a diary. Jo opens it, and begings writing):

Sunday, July 6th. 2003. 10:19 p.m

Today me and "Princess" Warner had an adventure I will NEVER forget. We got locked in a room in Mrs. G's pet store. At 1st we started fighting (like always) and I may say some means things about Warner, but she's really a good kid. And I'm sure she thinks the same way about me. Got to go,
Your friend,
Jo P.

(Jo sticks the diary back under her bed, and falls asleep)

THE END.

Please tell me what you think. Episode 8 coming soon.

cool!

Neto.

Living Together.
"The Return." (part 1)
Episode 8

(The living room. Mrs. Garrett has her feet on the table. She is reading a book. Tootie enters.)

TOOTIE: Mrs. Garrett, can I talk to you?
MRS. G: Sure, hon. I can find out what's going to happen to Elvis later. (She puts the book aside, and takes her feet off the table.)
TOOTIE: What are you reading?
MRS. G: Elvis Presley's life. According to the title. Sit down. (Tootie sits by Mrs. G)
TOOTIE: Remember Kristi? The girl I told you about?
MRS. G: You mean the hooker you talked to when you ran away to New York?
TOOTIE: That's her. Well, she came by the Peekskill Play-house and said she needed to tell me something, but she didn't say what. Told me to meet her here. What should I do?
MRS. G: Meet her here! The girls are away, visiting family, so if you need me, I'll be in my room.
TOOTIE: Thanks. Mrs. Garrett (They hug. Jo enters and sees them.)
JO : Oh, what a warm, family moment! (Tootie and Mrs. G stop hugging)
MRS. G: Jo, what are you doing here?
JO : I live here. Remember?
MRS. G: I mean I thought you were visiting your mother.
JO : I was. I took Blair with me because mom wanted to see her, but two guys jumped her, so Blair's in the hospital.
MRS. Whay ren't you visiting her?
JO : DOn't want to! (She exits)
TOOTIE (jokingly): It's nice to ee them two get along in each others time of need.
****************************************************

THAT NIGHT...

(The living room. Jo and Tootie are sitting on the sofa. The door bell rings)

TOOTIE: That's probally Kristi. (She gets up.) Jo, please behave.
JO : Tootie, Mrs. G left em in chrge while she goes visits Blair in the hospital. Amd you know me.
TOOTIE: I know. That's why I said please behave. (She walks tot he door and opens it. It's Kristi.)
KRISTI: Hey, Tootie. 9She walks into the house.) Nice place. Who's that?
TOOTIE: That's Jo. She's our... our... our trash person. (Jo looks up, confused.)
JO : What?
TOOTIE: Jo, I need to see you in the kitchen.
JO : Excuse us, Kristi. (They exit)

(The kitchen. Jo and Tootie enter.)

TOOTIE: Jo, I can explain about the trash person thing.
JO : You'd better!
TOOTIE: I sorta, kinda told Kristi I was rich, and lived here with my husband, Chris Rock.
JO : What?!?!
TOOTIE: I told Kristi I was rich and-
JO : I heard you the 1st time. I just.... can't believe it.
TOOTIE: Will you play along with it?
JO : I would expect something like this from Blair. Not you.
TOOTIE: Please, Jo? Please?!
JO : I have one thing to say.
TOOTIE: What?
JO : WHat time do you want the trash to be picked up, Ma'ma?

THE END.

PLEASE tell me what you think. Part two coming soon (if you like it)

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