ok, i know we have had a ton of these posted, but here are most of my favorite qoutes from the show. there's a lot so bear with me here!
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Nat: Look Jo if you dont get this scholorship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
Jo: Young Diablos!

Tootie: maybe you have some money tucked away somewhere!
Jo: believe me, i untucked everything YEARS ago!

Jo: Mr. Mavis??? Last time i talked to him about starting a career, he told me to marry a good man
Tootie: he told me the same thing!
Nat: he told me to become a lawyer!

Jo: Noway! that's Blair's family!
Nat: GREAT! she can put in a good word for you
Jo: yeah, shell put in a good word, if i kiss her family tree!

Blair: i dont mean to be rude-
Jo i know you just cant help yourself!

Jo:Blair, you always look so shique and yet so natural, i was thinking you could help me do something different with my hair!
Blair: LIKE WASH IT???
Jo: No i was looking more for that brain dead look youve got!

JO: i dont think i can get this stuff down. Ill get some beer.
Nat: how will y ou get beer?
Jo: Ill get some beer

George: the reunion is at a swiss restruant, i was hopin you could talk to the waiters in Swiss
Jo: there is no swiss language!
George: well- can you yodel?

Jo: that's it! from now on, i am just plain whiteny worthington, olympic gold medalist and phsycic, nothing more, nothing less

Andy: were you scared?
Blair: no, acctually i had a nice time
Jo: good cause when you were in there i thought of a new idea! MUSICAL PACIFIERS! you stick it in to the kids mouth and the music drowns out the crying
Blair, that's very nice Jo , but baby's dont cry when they have pacifiers in theirs mouths
Jo http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifh great one award and she thinks shes Thomas Edison!

Tootie: They're gonna call us Trollabes!
Jo: Tootie, nobody uses the word trollabes anymore!
Tootie: well, they are gonna bring it back just for us!

Jo: believe me when MrsG says a doble, she means somewhere between a smidge and a dab

Chuck: I'm sorry
Jo: i know i can read!
Mrs.G: are you ok??? do you need some soup?

Jo- the only place i wanna see a cow is slapped on a bun with some 57 sause!

Mona: the place your mother gave birth to you is the place that will always be dear in your heart
Jo: yeah, that's how i feel about the BRONX!

there are tons more and i love all the ones that you all have posted but these are my faves!
Jo

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Jo:Today will live in infamy.....
Blair: Jo, that was Pearl Harbor.
Jo: Then whats it doin in my speech

Hey I have lots of good ones, but i don't have much time so here is just one of them:

Mrs. G: I was a little hungry so ate some left-overs from supper.

Jo: (walks over to Mrs. G slowly)
Did you eat my moose!?

Mrs. G: I'm sorry Jo, I mean reeeeeeeeally sorry. The moose is just sitting there, antlers and all!

And another quote is in my signature.

~JMP

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Mrs.G: Let's all go down stairs for some Ice Cream.
Jo: Yeah, we don't care what flavor, Chocolate or Vanilla.

ummmm. that is a good one, but what episode was it from and what does jo mean by moose? like chocolate moose or somethin?
i am just confused! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/confused.gif
Jo


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NAT: JO, if you dont get this scholarship, youre gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
JO: YOUNG DIABLOS!

BLAIR: take them off JO!! I dont want to fail!
Jo: will you read my editorial?
Blair: YES!
JO: You PROMISE?
Blair: YES!!
JO: You SWEAR??
Blair: YESS!!!
Jo: i dont believe you (self satisfied smirk on her face!)

Jo wanted to eat her chocolate moose.

Here are some of my favorite quotes.

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Natalie: "And then I went for a cup of coffee, not then now!
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Jo: "Your acting like an idiot."
Mrs. G: "Thank you, Jo."
Jo: "No, I mean it."
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Jo: "Remember we were a little hard on her, so try to be nice."
Blair: "I'm not a moron Jo. Oh my stars, its hideous!"
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Jo: "I can't, I'm afraid of heights."
Tootie: "Jo it'll be alright, Blair's down there to catch you."
Jo: "That's the selling point?"
(RV about falls off of the cliff)
Girls: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Bruce: "Hurry girls!"
Tootie: "I'll go, my momma didn't raise no fool."
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Jo: "Tootie, why is Blair dressed like that while I'm dressed like this?"
Tootie: "I thought you were changing."
Blair: "I was, not as much as you aparently. And why did you exactly?"
Tootie: "Well, you wanted wonderland didn't you, this is wonderland.
Blair: "No, no I wanted the Wonderland Cafe. It's a new plce right off campus, I wanted to go there for dinner.
Jo: "How about that Tootie? Ha, ha, she wanted to go to the Wonderland Cafe. ISN'T THAT FUNNY!?"
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Blair: "I have a final tomorrow and the only time I get to study is during intermission"
Tootie: "She ironed the sheets, nobody irons sheets."
Blair: "Has paint has had plenty of time to dry."
Tootie: "I've got it, I've got it!!"
Jo: "Well, what are you waiting for a drum roll or something?"
Tootie: "Fact-the woman irons sheets
Fact-the woman cooks up a storm
Fact-she scrubs the ground in between the bathroom tiles, I'm telling you the woman is somebody's mother."
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Mrs. G: "Let's all go down stairs for some Ice Cream."
Jo: "Yeah, we don't care what flavor Chocolate or Vanilla."
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Blair's Poem
If you hit a dead end,
Then look on the shelf,
There might be a clue,
Maybe in a book.
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Blair's Poem: "If you hit a dead end
Then look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."

my favorite is my signature.

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, except it was a Friday."

I love all of the quotes that everyone has posted, but I'm thinking that everyone has missed one of Jo's very best quotes. Well, I think so anyway. It is from the episode where Nat is jealous that Tootie has the lead role in South Pacific. Natalie gets upset at Tootie and picks up a cardboard tree as if to throw it at Tootie, and Jo comes in and says "Nice girls don't throw trees!!!" that just cracks me up everytime I hear it!!

Good one, Graveyard.

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, except it was a Friday."

My Favorites:

~~(when Jo arrives for the 1st time)
Blair: I'm surprised...
Natalie: You were surprised? I was going to ask him (before finding out it's Jo) to the fall dance!~~
~~Jo: You can take the girl outta the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx outta the girl~~
~~Jo: Today is a day that will live in infamy...
Blair: Jo, that's Pearl Harbor.
Jo: Then why is it in my speech?~~

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To everyone who wants a don't-kill-Jo reunion, here's a quote from "Another Room"
Natalie: We love ya, Jo. Don't leave.

Forgot this one!!
(before graduation)
Tootie: You guys are leaving us. Like sands through the hourglass.
Blair: These are the days of our lives.
Natalie: See, I said that before! But does anyone listen to Natalie? Nooo!
Tootie: These really are the days of our lives.

*this quote always makes me kinda teareyed, but its one of my faves*

There were so many good quotes in the one that Jo handcuffs herself to Blair! I loved that one, next time it's on...I'm taping it! I also love the truck stop one, I love how Blair walks around, so funny!


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*Jo and Blair rule!*

Nat: Look Jo if you dont get this scholorship you're gonna be back in the BRONX running around with the little pueblos!
Jo: Young Diablos!
BLAIR: take them off JO!! I dont want to fail!
Jo: will you read my editorial?
Blair: YES!
JO: You PROMISE?
Blair: YES!!
JO: You SWEAR??
Blair: YESS!!!
Jo: i dont believe you (Ducks back under desk with a grin)

Blair:The Eastland School for Girls, the finest school in all the land.
Jo:Your talking like a leprachaun Blair.

(Blair, Tootie and Jo laughing at Natalie)
Natalie: What?
(Continue to laugh)
Natalie: What?!
(Takes off her hat and looks at it)
Natalie: Oh good! Good!! I’m loosin’ a bolt! I’m working half wattage here!!


Blair: "I have a final tomorrow and the only time I get to study is during intermission!

***Every Jo needs a Blair!***

Nat: A flash back within a flashback....!

Which one is the episode where Jo handcuffs herself to Blair- apparently I missed it. Everyone's quoting from it so apparently it was a real good one too. Sounds interesting. Will it be on again? I hope so

it's the ie where bliar and jo are working together on a project where they have to host a news broadcast for langley news! it was so hilairious!
JO

In the episode where Jo switches Blair's 10(Doug) guy with a 2(Bob The Weatherman)

Tootie: What kind of name is Muffy?
Jo: Gee I don't know,Tootie(sarcasticly)

I thought that was a great line too! hee hee hee

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Tootie: Can we sing?
Jo: Sing?
Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared what do you do?
Jo: Slap people


Blair: A Warner is like a delicate soufle
Jo: Yeah light and empty


Nat: I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil

here are some more i found!

this one is kinda sad to me.
blair:but we Warners arent like that, we dont do thos kinds of things!
Jo: that's what i thought about the Polniaczek's too!
Blair:but you got over it!
Jo: who says i got overit?
Blair:but youve moved on with your life
Jo: yeah, i have

Jo: you start singing We Are The World and im leaving!

Tootie: look theres blair
Jo http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifsees blair dress at senior sombrero's)there is a God! (says to blair)yo sisco!! how bout some menus over here
Bliar; theyre on the counter
Jo: i know that's why we need them over here!

Blair: like when i was little, i used to be afraid of the boogie man, and hed say,"dont worry honey, we own the Boogie man!"

Nat: college kids, they dont have enough time 4 a neutritional diet-you are what you eat!
Jo: and what have you been eating? scrapmetal?

Tootie: Jo, those gamma pizzas are almost done! why dont you go stick your head in the oven----and see if theyre finished!

Jo:the arm hacksaw!

Jo: you bought 50,000 dollars worth of oranges? dad, how much vitamin c do you need?

there are tons more, but i gtg now!
Jo

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Blair: (makes wheezing noise)
Jo:i have when you do that!
Blair: do what?
Jo:SIGH!
Blair: it wasnt a sigh!
Jo: weel, if it wasn't a sigh then you've got a slow leak!
Tootie: C'mon guys cool it!

Blair: (makes wheezing noise again)
Jo: you're doing it again!
Blair: i happen to be breathing!
Jo: you do it just to annoy me!
Blair: i do it to keep from dying!
Jo: no there's an idea!!!!


Blair: he asked you on a...ugh!
Tootie: date blair, we call it a date!
Jo: yeah some wingding tomorrow night.
Nat: could that be your wingding Blair?
Blair: i dont go to wingdings, i go to cotillions.
Jo: well if this thing is a dance at the Highcrest Country Club, then your cottilion and my wingding are the same thing!

One of my favorite quotes was said by Blair at the end of the second part of the graduation episode. Blair said to Mrs. Garrett, "Mrs. Garrett, why do I have the feeling we'll be working for you forever?" I just love it because it foreshadowed what would happen for several seasons after!

Polniaczek 13- I thought that was one of the best scenes I saw. With Jo telling Blair that her father needs her help. Well actually it was BLair telling Blair what Jo would have told Blair. But it was good. It really shows how much those two get along and depend on each other.

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Tootie: Can we sing?
Jo: Sing?
Tootie: That's what I do when I'm scared what do you do?
Jo: Slap people


Blair: A Warner is like a delicate soufle
Jo: Yeah light and empty


Nat: I'd rather be a happy magic marker than a skinny pencil

From the episode where Tootie runs off to NYC and all the girls are waiting outside the theater and the guy comes up to them:

MAN: I need 2 for tonight...
NATALIE: Which 2?

I haven't seen that in so long, love that line