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onefortheroad
05-23-2003, 05:42 PM
What do you guys think is the Best Cheers Quote?

DianeChambers87
05-23-2003, 06:16 PM
that's impossible to answer....lol

IgotAnOpinion
05-24-2003, 11:04 PM
Nothing in particular, this one just got me rolling on the floor laughing. Of course, most of Woody's lines crack me up, this is just one I saw recently.

Woody: (Concerned) "Diane, you're not going to tell my mother about this are you?"

Diane: (Assuredly) "Mum's the word, Woody."

Woody: (Concerned) "Diane, you're not going to tell my mum about this are you?"

¤Graced¤
05-25-2003, 12:35 AM
Definitely

Diane: We have achieved symbiosis!
Sam: Well not every time, but its usually close


Some ppl may not get it....

DianeChambers87
05-25-2003, 02:36 AM
lol i get it. In nature "Symbioses" is when two species work together and benefit each other perfectly within an ecosystem. Like the clown fish is protected by the sea anemone's poisenous tentacles (because there Immune to the poison) so they hang around sea anemones thus benefitting themselves. In turn the Clown fish hunts fish that eat the sea anemone therefore they both benefit each other.

NORM
05-25-2003, 02:43 AM
Well thank you Bill Nye the Science Guy.:)

DianeChambers87
05-25-2003, 02:46 AM
lol thank you Norman!

I just happen to have finished an entire chapter on ecosystems in biology and have a test tuesday....lol

~Maria

FrithFan89
05-25-2003, 01:55 PM
I like this the best

rabecka: Most of the people who come here are profetionals
Frasier and lilith: (walk out)
Frasier: I'm begining to wonder if your fit to carry me seed
Lilith: well im begining to wish you kept it

lilith/frasier
05-25-2003, 03:34 PM
yea molly that is one of my favorite to also from that episode when lilith whent into labore and she is like rum licore nock me unconsouse with a malit

ignore my terible spelling k

Sara Micelli
05-26-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87
lol i get it. In nature "Symbioses" is when two species work together and benefit each other perfectly within an ecosystem. Like the clown fish is protected by the sea anemone's poisenous tentacles (because there Immune to the poison) so they hang around sea anemones thus benefitting themselves. In turn the Clown fish hunts fish that eat the sea anemone therefore they both benefit each other.

That's also called mutualism.

DianeChambers87
05-26-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by popcornperson2002


That's also called mutualism.
well mutualism, commensalism, parasitism are all part of symbioses. the only difference between them is that in commensalism is when one species benefits from another species but the species it's benefitting from doesn't get anything in return. like instead of a clown fish and anemone its a shrimp and an anemone, where the shrimp finds refuge in the tentacles but can't eat the anemone eating fish so it isn't "useful" to the anemone. Then ofcourse there's parasitism where a parasite benefits from its host but the host is harmed by it. But in Diane's case she was refering to mutualism.

Sara Micelli
05-26-2003, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87

well mutualism, commensalism, parasitism are all part of symbioses. the only difference between them is that in commensalism is when one species benefits from another species but the species it's benefitting from doesn't get anything in return. like instead of a clown fish and anemone its a shrimp and an anemone, where the shrimp finds refuge in the tentacles but can't eat the anemone eating fish so it isn't "useful" to the anemone. Then ofcourse there's parasitism where a parasite benefits from its host but the host is harmed by it. But in Diane's case she was refering to mutualism.

That's what I was saying. I LOVE Biology. My favorite thing in Biology was genetics.

DianeChambers87
05-26-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by popcornperson2002


That's what I was saying. I LOVE Biology. My favorite thing in Biology was genetics.

Yea me two! Im a total sucker for Darwinism! lol! And the whole Evolution, and Natural Selection theory.

Sara Micelli
05-26-2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87


Yea me two! Im a total sucker for Darwinism! lol! And the whole Evolution, and Natural Selection theory.

OMG OMG I thought that evolutionism was SOOOOO interesting too. I sort of believe in evolution and creationism. What was natural selection again? I forgot.

DianeChambers87
05-26-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by popcornperson2002


OMG OMG I thought that evolutionism was SOOOOO interesting too. I sort of believe in evolution and creationism. What was natural selection again? I forgot.

Natural selection backs up the theory of Evolution. In other words if a genetic trait proves to be "beneficial" to the animal or species then they survive, and reproduce. And if your trait proves to be harmful or just not as good as the others traits then you die, thus natural selection occurs. An example is if a gazelle develops a trait to help it run faster, it helps it escape predators that might kill it. take the same gazelle without the gene and it can out run its predators as easily. So simply put, who will have a higher probability of surviving? the gazelle with the faster gene, which means if it survives that it will reproduce and have more gazelles with the gene. That also means that more and more of the weaker gazelles are being eaten, therefore they can't reproduce.

Sara Micelli
05-26-2003, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87


Natural selection backs up the theory of Evolution. In other words if a genetic trait proves to be "beneficial" to the animal or species then they survive, and reproduce. And if your trait proves to be harmful or just not as good as the others traits then you die, thus natural selection occurs. An example is if a gazelle develops a trait to help it run faster, it helps it escape predators that might kill it. take the same gazelle without the gene and it can out run its predators as easily. So simply put, who will have a higher probability of surviving? the gazelle with the faster gene, which means if it survives that it will reproduce and have more gazelles with the gene. That also means that more and more of the weaker gazelles are being eaten, therefore they can't reproduce.

OH Ok. That makes sense. Isn't there also something in biology where the organism's environment determines some of its traits and features.

DianeChambers87
05-26-2003, 04:08 PM
well yes but that plays into natural selection. Think about it, logically if the traits benefit the species to survive then in order to benefit the species it has to fit in to its environment. Because if lets say a mutation or genetic defect occurs and that same gazelle is born with fins (its a little exaggerated but i want to give you a clear picture) they live out in the plains of africa. They'll die because the fins aren't useful to them in their particular environment. Therefore it wasn't a genetically "unfit" trait.

CheersChild4life
05-26-2003, 04:12 PM
My favorite qoute (it is not the full joke just a line)

Norm: It's a dog eat dog world and I'm waring milkbone underware

Sara Micelli
05-26-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87
well yes but that plays into natural selection. Think about it, logically if the traits benefit the species to survive then in order to benefit the species it has to fit in to its environment. Because if lets say a mutation or genetic defect occurs and that same gazelle is born with fins (its a little exaggerated but i want to give you a clear picture) they live out in the plains of africa. They'll die because the fins aren't useful to them in their particular environment. Therefore it wasn't a genetically "unfit" trait.

That's what I thought. I was just expanding on what you said. You seem to know a lot about this stuff.

DianeChambers87
05-26-2003, 04:25 PM
lol, i like science in general, any type of Social studies, ofcourse English like literature etc. Math is my weakpoint, well except geometry, where i do really well. But Algebra forget it...lol

Sara Micelli
05-26-2003, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by DianeChambers87
lol, i like science in general, any type of Social studies, ofcourse English like literature etc. Math is my weakpoint, well except geometry, where i do really well. But Algebra forget it...lol

I love Science. I didn't care for Chemistry though. It was sort of hard. It's pretty much all math. I'm good at both Algebra and Geometry. Algebra is definitely my strongpoint though. My best subjects are definitely English and History though. This was certainly offtopic lol.

cheers freak
05-26-2003, 06:00 PM
Here are some of my favorite:
(When Maggie shows up pregnant)
WOODY: You are going to marry her aren't you, Mr. Clavin. It would be a shame to have to stone her.
CLIFF: Well uh, I guess you do things differently back there in Hanover, don't you Wood?
WOODY: (proudly) America's Heartland.


LILITH: So Frasier was married to that .. oh how would one describe her .. BITCH! ... (singing) 'I want to shake your hand. Snatch you bald. I want to scratch your eyes out. I want to drain your blood and replace it with a mecuric, chloride, fermaldihide and alcohol solution. (laughs maniacally

How's life treating you, Norm?
NORM: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

REBECCA: Your not letting your employees take advantage of you, are you?
NORM: Yeah, maybe a little bit. Yesterday afternoon the guys decided to just knock off early and go bowling.
REBECCA: So what did you do?
NORM: I broke 200. Personal high. It was great.


Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama}
OFF SCREEN CROWD: Norm!
SAM: How the hell do they know him here?
CLIFF: He's got a life, you know.

COACH: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
NORM: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.

DianeChambers87
05-29-2003, 06:42 PM
I just thought of a Quote that i love! lol again there's too many to post, so im not even going to try to name all of my favorites but i heard this one last night on Cheers and well remembered it.

Sam: haha...Did you hear that..he's gonna rehearse a love scene!
Carla: (bangs her tray on the counter next to Sam)
Sam: (looks up with a look in his eyes) A love scene?!(runs into the office)
Carla: (to a customer) sometimes the little hamster falls asleep at the wheel...