Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because " Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

i'm going to catch so much flak for this but it is funny

HA! HA! HA! I am assuming you are a guy, am I correct?

It really wasn't that funny,IMO.

Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender comes over to see what they want. The first vampire orders some blood. The second orders the same. The third says, "No, I'm on a diet, I'll just have some plasma." The bartender confirms their order "So that's 2 bloods and a blood light"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

-stares- Just be glad that you're a guy and you don't bleed monthly from your vagina.... if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.

agreed.

dont laugh if you dont know.

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
-stares- Just be glad that you're a guy and you don't bleed monthly from your vagina.... if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.
Yup, I am totally with you... you tell 'em Caitlin! ;)

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
-stares- Just be glad that you're a guy and you don't bleed monthly from your vagina.... if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.

amen.

Originally posted by Jersey Girl
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender comes over to see what they want. The first vampire orders some blood. The second orders the same. The third says, "No, I'm on a diet, I'll just have some plasma." The bartender confirms their order "So that's 2 bloods and a blood light"


That was funny.:lol:

Originally posted by Jersey Girl
Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender comes over to see what they want. The first vampire orders some blood. The second orders the same. The third says, "No, I'm on a diet, I'll just have some plasma." The bartender confirms their order "So that's 2 bloods and a blood light"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: I liked that one.

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
-stares- Just be glad that you're a guy and you don't bleed monthly from your vagina.... if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.

so true!

Originally posted by Jem


That was funny.:lol:

Thanks. I thought it related -- I'm going for a theme of BLOOD on this thread.... ;)

Originally posted by Jersey Girl


Thanks. I thought it related -- I'm going for a theme of BLOOD on this thread.... ;) :lol:

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
-stares- Just be glad that you're a guy and you don't bleed monthly from your vagina.... if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.

Well that's certainly some..nice....blunt wording...

Originally posted by Miss Karly


Well that's certainly some..nice....blunt wording... *shrugs* Sorry, I couldn't think of any other way to say it.

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
-stares- Just be glad that you're a guy and you don't bleed monthly from your vagina.... if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.

But don't forget it's more than just bleeding...there's also the lovely cramps!!

Kristen

Originally posted by Kristen

But don't forget it's more than just bleeding...there's also the lovely cramps!!


cant forget them...

serious PAIN

Oh, yes, cramps. Those are always fun. :)

I've had mine for like 4 years now.... and I've only gottne cramps twice. Lucky me. :p

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
I've had mine for like 4 years now.... and I've only gottne cramps twice. Lucky me. :p

very!! i get cramps almost every time.

i think ive asked before, but how old are you?
i think im quite a bit older and ive had mine a little over 3 yrs.

ok...i say we rename this official talk about all this awful girl stuff thread ;)

Originally posted by Titania


ok...i say we rename this official talk about all this awful girl stuff thread ;)
That sounds great to me...I need a place to complain. ;)

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
-stares- Just be glad that you're a guy and you don't bleed monthly from your vagina.... if you did, you wouldn't be laughing.

I agree.

Originally posted by Titania


very!! i get cramps almost every time.

i think ive asked before, but how old are you?
i think im quite a bit older and ive had mine a little over 3 yrs.

ok...i say we rename this official talk about all this awful girl stuff thread ;)

Aw, poor Cara.

Me? I'm 15.... yeah, summer before 6th grade, how much does that suck? Blah.

Hahaha, we so need a Girl's PMS topic here. :)

Originally posted by Babes_Cat

yeah, summer before 6th grade, how much does that suck? Blah.



that does suck...
winter of 8th grade here! funny- i couldnt wait to get it then. so stupid. :lol:



*waiting for some guy to click this thread and be sick*

Originally posted by Titania


very!! i get cramps almost every time.

i think ive asked before, but how old are you?
i think im quite a bit older and ive had mine a little over 3 yrs.

ok...i say we rename this official talk about all this awful girl stuff thread ;)



be glad you have only had it 3 years. I have had mine for 10 years with cramps every single time.

Originally posted by Titania



that does suck...
winter of 8th grade here! funny- i couldnt wait to get it then. so stupid. :lol:



*waiting for some guy to click this thread and be sick* Oh yes, very much so.... but, hey, I've got experience... in an area that I don't want but whatever. :p

I don't even know if I fully knew what it was when I got mine.... oh but funny story:

The night before I got it I was riding my bike, fell and tore up my leg. I tell my mom that I have "something to tell her." She gets distracted so I just have my uncle help to fix up my leg. That night my mom goes to the store and buys all these pads and tampons because what she thought I was going to tell her was that I had gotten my period.... so I actually got it for the first time yesterday, told her and we were all stocked up. It was funny how it worked out... weird that she had a hunch that I was gonna get it though. :p

Yeah, that's my period story.... ah, and another thing that I luck out on... I have only getten my period once during school... and I got it F period (the 2nd to last period) so I've never really had an "accidents" in school or anything... I always get it for the first day out of school. :p

Yeah, I just feel like sharing all this with the whole board. Sorry!

:lol: Yeah, that poor guy. *waits with Cara*

Originally posted by Titania



that does suck...
winter of 8th grade here! funny- i couldnt wait to get it then. so stupid. :lol:



*waiting for some guy to click this thread and be sick*

stop waiting;) i had to post that joke didn't i

Originally posted by brownsocks


stop waiting;) i had to post that joke didn't i Well, you did open up a can of worms....

Uhm, that joke was not EVEN funny....it was stupid. I first got it in 5th grade....I didnt know what was going on lol I thought I was sick

Originally posted by Titania
very!! i get cramps almost every time.

Me too. Arrrgh, the misery...
I've had my monthly problem for nearly 6 years and I can't get used to the cramps. :(

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
I first got it in 5th grade....I didnt know what was going on lol I thought I was sick

i thought there was something wrong that i hadnt gotten mine and was 14! :lol:
and figures, the first time was when my mother was out of town and i was home w/ my dad...kind of on my own there. i remember first freaking out because it was so gross and then calling one of my friends and being like "um....help!" ;)

Originally posted by *~PinkLady59~*


Me too. Arrrgh, the misery...
I've had my monthly problem for nearly 6 years and I can't get used to the cramps. :(

Motrin, or lying on your stomach on a marble floor :lol:

evilevilevil- i had such bad cramps today in math class and of course the guy behind me is like "why are you sitting funny? are you alright?"

Originally posted by Titania


i thought there was something wrong that i hadnt gotten mine and was 14! :lol:
and figures, the first time was when my mother was out of town and i was home w/ my dad...kind of on my own there. i remember first freaking out because it was so gross and then calling one of my friends and being like "um....help!" ;) lol, 14 is the right age I think. I dont remember exactly, I think I was in the summer after 4th grade actually now that I think of it......

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
lol, 14 is the right age I think. I dont remember exactly, I think I was in the summer after 4th grade actually now that I think of it......

wow, thats really early

most of my friends got it at around 12

wayyy too much info contained in this thread/

Originally posted by Faith




be glad you have only had it 3 years. I have had mine for 10 years with cramps every single time.

I've had mine for 23years,with cramps every time. :( :( :(

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
wayyy too much info contained in this thread/
hey, you were warned... :p
*goes off somewhere to hide until you forget about all this*

Yea, I'll be sure not to check this thread again.

Originally posted by Titania


i thought there was something wrong that i hadnt gotten mine and was 14! :lol:
and figures, the first time was when my mother was out of town and i was home w/ my dad...kind of on my own there. i remember first freaking out because it was so gross and then calling one of my friends and being like "um....help!" ;) Ooooooooooooooh. That sucks. Sorry.

Originally posted by Titania


most of my friends got it at around 12 11. Too early... wasn't fun.

I've had it since I was 13 and its been hell every single time. DAMN FEMALE ORGANS! :lol:

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
wayyy too much info contained in this thread/ Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's a boy!

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Yea, I'll be sure not to check this thread again. :lol: Sorry Chris

Uh...should I be glad I'm a guy? :p

Originally posted by Mr. Shy Guy
Uh...should I be glad I'm a guy? :p *nods head do much that it falls off* Yes, be very happy.

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
*nods head do much that it falls off* Yes, be very happy.

K. :) :p

Originally posted by Mr. Shy Guy


K. :) :p ;)

Originally posted by Titania

most of my friends got it at around 12

I got mine at 12...the summer before 7th grade...NOT a fun summer that's for sure. :(

Originally posted by Mr. Shy Guy
Uh...should I be glad I'm a guy? :p

VERY VERY glad..