whats the best one liner used on the show? if you have more than one you can put them down too ... ;)

Joe

"If it's and but's were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas."
"Where do I go when it finally dawns on me that my life sucks?"
"I wonder how long trout live in trees."
"This is the stupidest thing that Brian has ever done! And he once painted me blue."

Brian

"It's a sad country when anyone can walk up to a counter and buy meat."
"Don't worry, Fay, I'm sure the police will have their own weapons."

Antonio

"I'm starving! I've been having lots of sex."
"My, look how pink it is! Pink is pretty."
"Oh, forgive me! I just thought we could use a break from your 'All the good men are married or gay' speech!"

I'm sure I can come up with more.

Roy:

"If it's green it's trouble, if it's fried, get double."

one of my number one favorites is still,

"One minute we're spanking each other with meat, and then the next, things just got weird." -Joe in 'Ladies Who Lunch'

i know this show is full of GREAT one-liners, but that's the only one I could think of off the top of my head right now.

hehe

Another one from Brian (but since I can't remember the EXACT quote, I won't use the "") discussing the "smelliest moments in history"

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July 4th, 1776, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence with lots of men in velour suits and powder wigs, Ben Franklin asks, "Whose cheese is this?"