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My aunt sent me this joke in an email.
The Television Is My Boyfriend!
While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time. The only problem was the television set was old and would just shut off for no reason. But, I would just give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, which was no big deal...
A couple of days later the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. I was trying to get the television to come back on so, my son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked "Is your mom busy, son? My little one looked up at him and replied,"No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".
*InThisMoment* 05-01-2003, 06:02 PM :lol: good one!
pandora_spocks 05-01-2003, 06:43 PM Originally posted by Jem
My aunt sent me this joke in an email.
The Television Is My Boyfriend!
While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend. I told him the television was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time. The only problem was the television set was old and would just shut off for no reason. But, I would just give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, which was no big deal...
A couple of days later the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. I was trying to get the television to come back on so, my son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked "Is your mom busy, son? My little one looked up at him and replied,"No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her boyfriend".
:rotflmao:
That was so cute. :D
fr00ti 05-01-2003, 07:09 PM :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Crimson and Clover 05-01-2003, 07:36 PM :lol:
Babes_Cat 05-01-2003, 07:37 PM :lol:
Pitooey 05-01-2003, 07:40 PM Funny....... :lol:
Kay Scarpetta 05-01-2003, 08:04 PM :lol: That's funny
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 05-01-2003, 08:04 PM :lol: :rotflmao:
Brian 05-01-2003, 08:27 PM :rotflmao:
DarleneIllyria 05-01-2003, 08:56 PM :lol:
disturbed child 05-01-2003, 09:14 PM Hahaha! That was pretty funny.
-*Leah*- 05-01-2003, 09:19 PM :thumbsup: :woohoo:
Cactus Jack 05-01-2003, 09:29 PM :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :lol: :lol:
AllIWantIsYourClutch 05-01-2003, 09:40 PM :lol:
AnaheimPMWitch 05-01-2003, 09:54 PM :lol: :lol: :lol: just goes to show you have to be careful what you tell a little one
LucyFan 05-01-2003, 09:55 PM Nice . . . . . VERY Nice . . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
consentida 05-01-2003, 10:09 PM :lol: ah that made my day. thank u!
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 05-01-2003, 11:09 PM LMAO!!:lol: :lol: :lol: Sad thing is, if Im not married by 26, the TV will be MY boyfriend! Right now though its just my live in lover.
*InThisMoment* 05-01-2003, 11:47 PM Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•
LMAO!!:lol: :lol: :lol: Sad thing is, if Im not married by 26, the TV will be MY boyfriend! Right now though its just my live in lover.
Yep.Yep.Yep...:lol:
fr00ti 05-01-2003, 11:48 PM Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•
LMAO!!:lol: :lol: :lol: Sad thing is, if Im not married by 26, the TV will be MY boyfriend! Right now though its just my live in lover.
:lol:
ABlairican Pie 05-02-2003, 06:54 AM :lol: :happyface
We need more jokes on here!!
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 05-02-2003, 11:38 AM Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
:lol: :happyface
We need more jokes on here!!
Ok ok! I got one.. ya ready?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!:rotflmao:
Never said it had to be funny.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 05-02-2003, 11:41 AM Originally posted by MaRtInA_GuRL
:lol:
Yes yes yes... everyone laugh at the God aweful truth of my love life!
Christopher 05-02-2003, 07:44 PM :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao: :lol: That is a good one. :lol:
Tuesday Weld 05-02-2003, 08:25 PM :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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