Anyone remember the episode where Beaver lost the note to his parents so wally replied back assuming it wasa bad not

"I have whipped him, his father has whipped him. He is very sorry, we are very sorry.
Your friend,
Mrs. Ward Cleaver (the beavers mother)"

Every time I see that I laugh my ass off

I can't really remember a very favorite line, but one I found funny was an exchange between Eddie and June.

Eddie says "Your kitchen always looks so clean."
June replies: "Why thank you, Eddie."
And Eddie says "My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here!"

Another one was in the episode where Wally and Beaver broke the car window. They are at the dinner table and Ward says something like "It's awfully quiet tonight" and Beaver answers "That's cuz no one is sayin' anything!"

Any more favorite quotes?

I like all the lines. The dialaogue is so funny. Some great comedy writers they had.

From the episode- "Wally's Girl Trouble"
(may not be exact)

Ward to Beaver: "I'd prefer it if the next time you go fishing you don't put the fish on the ice cubes. You have no idea what it does to the iced tea."

From "Beaver's Short Pants"

June: "Is that you, dear?"
Ward: "No, it's your husband."

Wally: Gee, Dad, you've been lecturing the Beav for (?) years and he's still pretty stupid. :rofl:

I like all the lines. The dialaogue is so funny. Some great comedy writers they had.
I agree. Funny yet not mean-spirited. I love that!! :D

I can't really remember a very favorite line, but one I found funny was an exchange between Eddie and June.

Eddie says "Your kitchen always looks so clean."
June replies: "Why thank you, Eddie."
And Eddie says "My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here!"

Another one was in the episode where Wally and Beaver broke the car window. They are at the dinner table and Ward says something like "It's awfully quiet tonight" and Beaver answers "That's cuz no one is sayin' anything!"

Any more favorite quotes?
:rofl:

From In The Soup:


Eddie: Hey Wally some dumb kid fell in the soup. (enter Ward), oh hello Mr. Cleaver, some poor helpless child is stuck up there.

From "Eddie's Voodoo Curse" (title?)

Mr Haskell: "Ward, your Beaver has put a voodoo curse on my Eddie."
Ward: (laughing)"Well, have you called in a good witch doctor yet?"

Beaver: "Wally, what if Eddie dies, will they give me the 'lectric chair?"
Wally: "Sure, they got a little seat they put on for kids, just like they got in a barbershop."

Eddie Haskell: Wally, if your dumb brother tags along I'm gonna (sees June) Oh good afternoon Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.

From Pet Fair:

Ward and June are talking about the song "I'll Never Smile Again." Sorry I don't remember the exchange word for word, but I'll do my best...

Ward: I remember the last time we heard that song, don't you remember? We were at that corner table at that restaurant in San Francisco.

June: We were never in San Francisco!!!

Ward: Oh.. Um, yeah....

^ OOOPS. :o :rofl:

l liked when beavers school was going to have school bus service, and beaver asked Wally something like how does the bus driver know, And Wally said, He has a big mirror to watch you, and a microphone to holler at you through. ..........LOL

Miss Canfield: "Theodore..." Beaver: "My name's Beaver." Miss Canfield: "Beaver? Is that your given name?" Beaver: "Yes ma'am.(pause) My brother gave it to me."

Miss Canfield: "Theodore..." Beaver: "My name's Beaver." Miss Canfield: "Beaver? Is that your given name?" Beaver: "Yes ma'am.(pause) My brother gave it to me."
Good One,
Yeah, that was funny. I think it was the 1st episode.

He said it funny, like my brother given it to me, or something like that I think.

I also think that was one of the funniest exchanges in that second episode.
"I have whipped him, his father has whipped him. He is very sorry, we are very sorry.
Your friend,
Mrs. Ward Cleaver (the beavers mother)"

However I love whenever Eddie came into the room. I think anytime Eddie was talking to Ward and June was hilarious. When he tells them he'll not be seeing much of them this summer as he's summering on an Alaskan fishing boat he is "perfect." "I would like to write about my experiences. Have you ever read Two Years Before the Mast by Charles Dana? you know they named a point after him." June asks if he would like them to name a point after him. "Well entering college with a book on the best seller list would really give me an in with my English prof." The exchange with Captain Drake is also one of the best.

However I love whenever Eddie came into the room. I think anytime Eddie was talking to Ward and June was hilarious. When he tells them he'll not be seeing much of them this summer as he's summering on an Alaskan fishing boat he is "perfect." "I would like to write about my experiences. Have you ever read Four Years Before the Mast by Charles Dana? you know they named a point after him." June asks if he would like them to name a point after him. "Well entering college with a book on the best seller list would really give me an in with my English prof." The exchange with Captain Drake is also one of the best.

Totally agree! :lol:

My brother went on an Alaskan cruise several years ago. Before he left, I was razzing him with all those lines from the Captain Drake episode: "Make sure you take a sport jacket for when you go ashore in Juneau." "What do you do if you get a fishhook in your hand?" etc.

That's really hilarious.....I think the conversation between Eddie and Captain Drake is one of the funniest. Eddie finally met someone who can call his bluff and take him down a few pegs. "That's a good looking boat, sir will I be sailing on that, Captain Drake?" "I doubt it she went down in a gale two years ago."

Totally agree! :lol:

My brother went on an Alaskan cruise several years ago. Before he left, I was razzing him with all those lines from the Captain Drake episode: "Make sure you take a sport jacket for when you go ashore in Juneau." "What do you do if you get a fishhook in your hand?" etc.

A friend of mine did the Alaska fishing boat thing one Summer during college. When they weren't on the boat they worked in a canning factory.

Too many to mention!

Here's one:

June to Wally- "How's Beaver doing since you've been helping him with his English Homework."

Wally-" Well, OK I guess. I think I got it into his head when "early" is a adjective and when its an adverb. But if they throw another word at him, we're in trouble!"

Jack

Wally - "Mom. Can I get a parrot?".

June - "A parrot! Why on earth would you want a parrot?".

Wally - "So I could have someone to talk to".

June - "You have your brother to talk to".

Wally - "I know, Mom...but he's just a kid. If I had a parrot.... I could teach him to talk about things I'm interested in.

Eddie: "Mrs. Cleaver you won't be seeing much of me lately, I'm thinking about getting a job after school. My father thinks it's a good idea since I'll be looking at a business career.

June: Well Wally would probably take a job but he has track practice every afternoon.

Eddie: Yes but I'm thinking I made the right decision I know of very few millionaires who got their start running the 220.