What are some weird things that your teachers talk to you about?

Today my english teacher was tellin us about some other teacher that ate donkey penis. She wouldnt tell us who this other teacher was, so I concluded that it was probably her...

and there are so mant other things that my teachers talk about but I cant think of 'em right now...

One of my teachers likes to talk about how he loves going to Hooters all the time...

my math teacher is always making fun of his other classes, calling them stupid. apparently he does it with our class too to the other periods. man i hate him.

My Pyschology Professor Dr. Davis was talking about masturbating one day and he asked the guys if they masturbated on day to day bases

nothing weird, but my math teacher 1ce got in one of my best friend's face. like, | | that far apart. and the super intendent threatened to fire the teacher if he continued acting like that. and now my friend takes 2 study halls and isn't in math anymore. -- and also, my 8th grade Language Arts teacher used to say ALL the time "ski is best when you get it in the styrofoam cups at Shell." and that's weird to me because everyone knows that ski is best in the can.

my english teacher was telling us how to make crack cocaine during class one day. she talks about a lot of weird things.

:lol:

My damn biology teacher talks about how he's "bling blingin" every day, and asks the black ppl if he looks phat today, and with the black girls he's always like, 'hey girlfriend you lookin fly'.....and he tries to immitate rappers sometime....he thinks he's funny but no one else thinks it.

Also he has practically all the girls in the back so he can look at their butts from the desk, me (and everyone in the class!) think.

My Middle School computer teacher did something CRAZY but Im not even gonna say it, there was a topic abou tit a looooooooong time ago on here so u can find it if you care that much and you actually have that kind of time......

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
My damn biology teacher talks about how he's "bling blingin" every day, and asks the black ppl if he looks phat today, and with the black girls he's always like, 'hey girlfriend you lookin fly'.....and he tries to immitate rappers sometime....he thinks he's funny but no one else thinks it.

Also he has practically all the girls in the back so he can look at their butts from the desk, me (and everyone in the class!) think.

My Middle School computer teacher did something CRAZY but Im not even gonna say it, there was a topic abou tit a looooooooong time ago on here so u can find it if you care that much and you actually have that kind of time......

I'd be freaked out by your biology teacher! :eek:

Originally posted by Ravey


I'd be freaked out by your biology teacher! :eek: The black ppl hate him!!! lol so do i. He was goin on and on and he started laughin and one of my friends Meisha who is black said "uhn uhn, you need to retire that, you are not funny at all..." and he goes "dont be hatin!" OMG he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid!!!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
The black ppl hate him!!! lol so do i. He was goin on and on and he started laughin and one of my friends Meisha who is black said "uhn uhn, you need to retire that, you are not funny at all..." and he goes "dont be hatin!" OMG he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid!!!

Lol, it sounds like your class time is a comedy show! :D I think I would get a good laugh out of it! :lol:

Originally posted by Ravey


Lol, it sounds like your class time is a comedy show! :D I think I would get a good laugh out of it! :lol: it's not as bad as Spanish was last semester....that class was a complete JOKE! The teacher didnt teach anything. THey had ppl come in and look at him and when they came in he'd act like he was teaching something. Kids would shout out loud during tests and throw stuff at him and he wouldnt even do anything. And I couldnt understand a word he was saying because he cant talk English well at all. I thnk he got fired because he doesnt have Spanish 1 anymore, all he does now is go around during our lunch and annoy kids by sitting with them, and getting kids in trouble. In his class you could tlak back to the teacher and not have to worry about it. Someone even yelled out one time "this class is a JOKE!" lol that was funny.....

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
it's not as bad as Spanish was last semester....that class was a complete JOKE! The teacher didnt teach anything. THey had ppl come in and look at him and when they came in he'd act like he was teaching something. Kids would shout out loud during tests and throw stuff at him and he wouldnt even do anything. And I couldnt understand a word he was saying because he cant talk English well at all. I thnk he got fired because he doesnt have Spanish 1 anymore, all he does now is go around during our lunch and annoy kids by sitting with them, and getting kids in trouble. In his class you could tlak back to the teacher and not have to worry about it. Someone even yelled out one time "this class is a JOKE!" lol that was funny.....

That sounds like my math teacher. He's a new teacher, and people abuse him. They talk all day during his class, and he doesn't do anything. They get up out of their seats and paper fight during classes and he doesn't say anything. There are occasional times where he gets loud, but he never does much. Some people even pick their noses during his class. (EWWW!) Now I know why all teachers are basically meanies they get abused by kids when their new teachers. I can almost guarantee if you come back to his class 10 years from now. He'll be a meanie too.

The other day my biology teacher was asking some girl on the soccer team if they had to wear cups. In his words "I thought they did...to protect the insides."

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
The other day my biology teacher was asking some girl on the soccer team if they had to wear cups. In his words "I thought they did...to protect the insides."

:lol:

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
The other day my biology teacher was asking some girl on the soccer team if they had to wear cups. In his words "I thought they did...to protect the insides."

OMG LOL! :lol:

Donkey penis, masturbating, crack cocaine, looking "phat"...OMG the educational system has declined since I was in high school over 20 years ago...:rolleyes:

:lol: when i took health in 8th grade, our teacher would show us how to go skinpop and all this drug related stuff. he would take off his shoes and show us how to inject into the toes:lol:

my european history teacher:
-how to get cheap drugs
-how he got thrown out of a museum in england
-why his son's middle name is "boo"
-how he was nearly shot in mississippi when he summed up the civil war as "the south got uppity and we kicked their tails"
-how he and his friends in college used to have drinking games assosiated with the gulf war
-how it "sucks to be a peasant"
-why the royal families are like west virginia (this turned into a 2 day lecture on why incest is bad)
-he also held an entire class where he lectured w/ bongo drums and beatnick poetry...


my english teacher spent a whole class trying to understand what we meant by saying someone was "the town bicycle"

my health teacher...a lot of stuff i dont even want to post..hes such a pervert. beginning of the class he told us that "any of you girls get pregnant- its an automatic A for the course" :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Titania
my european history teacher:
-how to get cheap drugs
-how he got thrown out of a museum in england
-why his son's middle name is "boo"
-how he was nearly shot in mississippi when he summed up the civil war as "the south got uppity and we kicked their tails"
-how he and his friends in college used to have drinking games assosiated with the gulf war
-how it "sucks to be a peasant"
-why the royal families are like west virginia (this turned into a 2 day lecture on why incest is bad)
-he also held an entire class where he lectured w/ bongo drums and beatnick poetry...


my english teacher spent a whole class trying to understand what we meant by saying someone was "the town bicycle"

my health teacher...a lot of stuff i dont even want to post..hes such a pervert. beginning of the class he told us that "any of you girls get pregnant- its an automatic A for the course" :rolleyes:

Was he seriouse about that automatic A thing?

Originally posted by Ravey


Was he seriouse about that automatic A thing?

knowing this guy, he may have been (but im not about to find out!!!!)

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
The other day my biology teacher was asking some girl on the soccer team if they had to wear cups. In his words "I thought they did...to protect the insides."

LOL!:lol:

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
The other day my biology teacher was asking some girl on the soccer team if they had to wear cups. In his words "I thought they did...to protect the insides."

:lol:

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026

My Middle School computer teacher did something CRAZY but Im not even gonna say it, there was a topic abou tit a looooooooong time ago on here so u can find it if you care that much and you actually have that kind of time......

The one who was using the bathroom and himself and laughed about it? If so, then I remember. No more details though please. :barf:

My AP English teacher is such a hardass. Aside from assigning impossible assignments, he always talks about his 'Good times with his 17 year old friends growing up in Southern California', and how he'd always sneak into the porno flicks with his buddies and how he got all the chicks cause he was such a 'magnet', in his words. He's now 50 years old, has big thick glasses, bald, short, and likes to stare at all the blondes in the room. He even compliments them on their clothes and how they look like 'hot stuff'.

When I was in 9th grade, the Dean at my school told me about the time he went to Mexico and got very drunk in Tijuana. He told me to not tell anybody about it. Crazy, isn't it?:lol:

I once had a substitute english teacher, who's goal in life was probably to become a famous entertainer. He spent the whole period singing songs, like the themes from "The Brady Bunch", and "Chico And The Man." Maybe it would have been ok if the guy could actually sing, but he sounded like a wounded yak.

....Wow. My teachers are so... so... normal, compared you all of yours :lol: My teachers are just plain funny and crazy :crazy: I love 'em

last year it was like monvalley reads day and we all went out side to sit in the grass and read and i was being bad so my teachers moved me next to them and they must have thought i was deaf for somethin cause they kept talkin about how on our field trip they seen my history teacher mr. solomon naked it was nasty.

my one substitute mr. mayola talks about things that i think arent even true.. he said he dodged a bullet. he said he was held up at gun point. he says all this gay **** and we wood be walkin down the hall way and when we see him we go I DODGED A BULLET and he gets pissed off. we also call him mr gayola lol i like that one

My trig teacher randomly goes off in the middle of lessons and talks about anything from Wallace and Gromit to college philosophy to obscure Simpsons episodes (his favorite subject.)

My english teacher...omg i have too many stories, one interesting one was a 10 minute prayer to not leave your baby outside because the wild pigs will eat it...
then there was the..."when your sick drink two bottles of nyquil..."hes insane
this isnt that weird but my history teacher relates everything that ever happened in history to sports...
those are the worst this year

Our Irish teacher quotes, stage plays, movies and musicals (some which he's been in)- gives memoirs on his childhood teachers being fired running around a street looking for a wallet a prostitute had stolen (along with clothes). He spends two classes sometimes investigating certain irish phrases, and drifts off into anecdotes, and even talks about other languages (kind boring, but the anecdotes are funny)- talks about ancient people (though he's kinda old) and all in all is senile. Some other teachers (art) have crazy anecdote, and use 70 minutes to give pep talks at times, which are annoying. And then others, some serious teachers rarely tell a joke, but when they do everyone laughs, cos they arent used to it. (My geography teacher is like Daredevil- someone whispers for a rubber, a ruler drops, anything- and he says we're not working, goes nuts and gives a speech, very annoying, but amusing watching him go crazy and give the exact same speech- comparing school working to a fried breakfast on sunday) (My PE teacher hit me on the head as a joke during a test (I hate pe) . History teacher is cruel but very funny, if someone does something wrong, or are in the middle of a sentence which sounds like it might start going wrong, he embarrasses them, and if no-one answers he refers to them as the 'Juventus back 4' or just asks is their life out there. He tells our class we're way, behind others, then tells other classes the same thing- he tried to hypnotise me not to forget books once.

my 6th grade teacher used to spend like 15 minutes day talkin about her stupid kids

Oh Gawd. LOL My english teacher will talk about anything and everything, usually having to do with sex. Usually one of the immature dudes in there brings it up. Like today we were talking about the ingredients of KY Gel...:lol: She was like "You know some people use vaseline, but it causes problems for the guy and the girl, nevermind!" It was so funny. I always laugh my ass of in there when something like that comes up. But I hate it when the guys in there start making fun of people's sexual preference. That really pisses me off and I want to punch them all out, but I stay under control. The teacher is usually like, "Shutup Ya'll, theres no reason to be making jokes about people's sexual preference." So Im like yeaaaaaah! She has also told us about the fact that gay and lesbian sex is illegal in the state of Alabama. That was something I never knew.

Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
my 6th grade teacher used to spend like 15 minutes day talkin about her stupid kids

Really? That's so wierd. :eek:

I had this one weird teacher-she was just weird. my teachers dont really go way off topic like most of yours do but i wish mine would-i wish i was in some of your classes-seems like fun.

My psych student teacher: talked about the days when masturbating was considered a disorder and he thought our actual teacher had that

My psych teacher: how he likes to go clubbin', if he's dating a hot chick and she's for war so is he and if she's against war he's against it

My English teacher: how his senior year of high school he had to live in his car, how screwed up his family is and what rednecks they are

My French teacher: how when she was younger she tied her little sister to a tree (telling this story speaking in French BTW)

My history teacher: God, this guy talks about everything under the sun. To TV shows about drugs and how Queen Victoria smoked weed to relieve her cramps, to why he voted for Ralph Nader in the last election, to Rage Against the Machine, to talking about his stolen coffee mug (which we stole)

My Science teachers likes to talk about how he likes playing Xbox video games to watch the girls jiggle

Okay we had this assistant band director come work with us clarinets one day and he gave us some information packets on himself. Well, then he is like "don't worry there aren't to detailed, like they don't have my zodiac sign or anything." and my friend Kurt goes "Oh,so your mom's madien name isn't on ehre?" - it was a joke. Well this guy butchered Kurt's joke. We would playand he would be like "oh, that wasn't too good I hope my madien mother didn't here that." then he would be like "Oh, my poor madien mother is turing in her grave." It was so dumb but he thought he was being funny.:rolleyes:

One time my Spanish teacher was singing the words to "Hot In herre" by Nelly and she was tellin me that her 4 yr. old daughter sings that and I was like "OMG dont sing that...please."

And then in English, we were reading like short stories about knights and stuff and everyday my teacher would start talking about sex even though it had like nothing to do with what was going on in the story. Like we'd be at a part in the story where one of the knights was like riding a freakin horse, and she'd somehow bring up sex and make it fit into the story...that lady is such a freak...

And then in P.E. we were like doing fitness and health or whatever, and my teacher was talking about pregnancy and stuff. And she would be like "BOYS ARE BAD!!! LADIES KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED!!!" I would sit there and just look at everyones faces...it was crazy. She made us sound like we were all sluts...I felt bad for those girls who do have a problem keeping their legs closed...lol

Originally posted by MaRtInA_GuRL
Oh Gawd. LOL My english teacher will talk about anything and everything, usually having to do with sex. Usually one of the immature dudes in there brings it up. Like today we were talking about the ingredients of KY Gel...:lol: She was like "You know some people use vaseline, but it causes problems for the guy and the girl, nevermind!" It was so funny. I always laugh my ass of in there when something like that comes up. But I hate it when the guys in there start making fun of people's sexual preference. That really pisses me off and I want to punch them all out, but I stay under control. The teacher is usually like, "Shutup Ya'll, theres no reason to be making jokes about people's sexual preference." So Im like yeaaaaaah! She has also told us about the fact that gay and lesbian sex is illegal in the state of Alabama. That was something I never knew.

I think the Prude Patrol has got a LIIIIIIIIITTLE too much time on their hands in the State of Alabama...:rolleyes:

It's not like THEY'VE never wanted to go...*down south*...;) :lol: