Not just *any* quote! *Your* favorite quotes! :)

"Mrs. Mac Neil- the problem isn't your daughter's bed, it's her brain.
-The Exorcist


"Ah done *fixed* dat mailbox so ah could *tell* when it been messed wit!"
-Color Purple


"Australia!
-Superman 2


..."Makes me want to vomit!"
-minister's disgust at Harold from Harold & Maude

I LOVE The Exorcist quote, he was talking to Ellen. :D
This one's from Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore...

Tommy: What?
Alice: What? What are you, Helen Keller?

Originally posted by Bonnie Raitt
[B]I LOVE The Exorcist quote, he was talking to Ellen. :D

Yeah, I know! :) The Exorcist is one of my top 5 favorite films of all time!
I must get it on dvd soon. So I understand they're making another movie. A prequel this time.

And what'd you think of the theatrical re-release a couple of years ago w/ deleted scenes & 'extras' added?
It was cool to see it on the big screen for the 1st time, but I wasn't digging the added orchestration. In the original, I think part of what made it creepy was the lack of background music to "give away" scary scenes. And I think the computer 'enhancments' were unnecessary. They *shoulda* just added the old deleted scenes, improved the sound maybe (despite it winning best sound) & that's it.

First you told me he was gonna be ********, then you told me he was gonna be blind AND deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be in ****ing chop suey in China by now! - Rusty in "Mask"


I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually ********, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. -Alexandra in "The Witches Of Eastwick"


MERMAIDS:
Charlotte Flax: I want to stay!
Rachel Flax: And do what?
Charlotte Flax: Finish high school
Rachel Flax: Great start. What's your major? Town tramp?
Charlotte Flax: No Mom, the town already has one.

Rachel Flax: Charlotte, I know you're planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.



yep those are some of my faves...

hmmm..

"My she was yare"-Katharine Hepburn (The Philedelphia Story)
"I have to have a talk with my big mouth"-Lucille Ball ( I love lucy)
"My sister has bad taste in men.. well.. you do!"-Sandra Bullock (Practical Magic)
"I can shoot straight.. if I dont have to shoot to far"-Vivien Leigh ( Gone with the wind)

"Oh im mad.. just barking mad!"-Jean Simmons.. ( The Grass is Greener).

"If you see a ghost say hello, and continue on studying"-Nicole Kidman The Others

and alot more... but ill stop there, or ill post them all night! :D

Originally posted by *ShortCake*
"I can shoot straight.. if I dont have to shoot to far"-Vivien Leigh ( Gone with the wind)


other gwtw ones:
"Tomorrow is another day"
"I want everyone whos been mean to me to be pea green with envy"
(and we cant forget "mammy darling!" and "its not that easy scarlett"!!!!)

(i cant believe im doing this...but....this is a quote from *gasp* Scarlett..)"Grace and gentility are easy things to take to, it seems that for some, spirit takes longer to appreciate"

"When you love someone deeply enough, anything is possible- even miracles." ~Brigadoon

"Its a revolution, damnit, we're going to have to offend somebody" ~1776

"I'd rather be miserable with you than without you" ~Gigi

"The threads of our lives are woven together and neither time nor the world can tear them apart" ~Portrait of Jennie

"I could never lower myself, i was raised on a pedestal" ~High Society

and also!! Frankly My Dear I dont give a damn... and Fiddle dee dee ( love love love that one..)hmm.. the whole movie basically! LOL

I have alot but heres a few
"Always throw spilled salt over your Left shoulder,keep rosemary by your garden gate,Plant lavender for luck and fall In love whenever you can" -Sally Owens Practical Magic
"You should know My sisters got THEEE worst taste in men....... Well You do"-Sally Owens Practical Magic
*whispered* "What is wrong with you"-Gillian Owens
*again whispered* "I DONT KNOW"-Sally Owens
"oh honey You know whats happened theres a runner in my pantyhose *laughs* i'm not wearing any panty hose.... WELL COLOR ME HAPPY theres a sofa in here for two" -Vivian Ward Pretty Woman
" fee fi fo fum I smell the finger prints of scum"-Ace Ventura Pet detective
and A TON MORE

Originally posted by *ShortCake*
and also!! Frankly My Dear I dont give a damn... and Fiddle dee dee ( love love love that one..)hmm.. the whole movie basically! LOL

pretty much!


some more:

"Well you arent superman but you're terribly available" ~ White Christmas

"Some people just never appreciate" ~Take me out to the Ball Game

I thought of another one
"I've upset him I've managed to upset a Mass Murderer"-Nicolas Ozranski The Whole Nine Yards

Fasten your Seatbelts! It's going to be a bumpy night.......

By the Late Bette Davis from the movie All about Eve.......

I have so many favorite movie qoutes that I keep forgetting about so I think i'll be here often as I remember them anywho heres another one
"Just incase I'm not enough of a Freak already LETS ADD A TIARA"-Mia Thermopalis The Princess Diaries

a new one from cary grant!!!

"Frank... kiss my foot Frank!"-Cary Grant ( Father Goose) funny movie btw!!!

"Ya suspect"-Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting

Robert: Are you taking me to a hospital? Because I don't want to die in a hospital.
Celine: I'm not going to take you to a hospital.
Robert: WHAT? What do you mean you're not taking me to a hospital? I demand to be taken to a hospital!-Ewan McGregor and Cameron Diaz in A Life Less Ordinary

"The only thing that scares me is that you might love him more than you love me."- Danny (Pearl Harbor)

I'm sure theres more I love, I just can't think of any right now.

This is one of my favorite quotes. This is from Ghostbusters.

Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor Lenny: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no ****.

I have one more.. "Oh my sainted aunt"-Katharine Hepburn ( The Philadelphia Story).

Life's like a bunch of choclates you never know what your going to get- Forrest Gump

From the Princess Bride:

"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles." ~Miracle Max

From Casablanca:

"How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce." ~Captain Renault

From Welcome to the Dollhouse:
(I'm sure this will be bleeped out; sorry in advance)

"You think you're hot ****, but you're really just cold diarrhea." ~Ralphie

Taxi Driver--"You talking to me?"

The Godfather--"Make him an offer he can't refuse."

The Terminator--"I'll be back."

Unfaithful--"Enjoy this moment. For this moment, is your life."

"The name's mae and thats more than name, thats an attitude" ~a league of their own

"the declaration will be a triumph i tell you a triumph, if im ever sure of anything im sure of that, a triumph, and if it isnt...we have 3 days left to think of something else!" ~1776

"one useless man is called a disgrace, 2 are called a law firm, and 3 or more become a congress" ~1776

"can you really know so little about yourself? and can you think so little of me to think i could love the man you've just described." ~1776

"what do they know of heaven or hell, cathy, who know nothing of life" ~ wuthering heights

"everything hes suffered, ive suffered, the little happiness hes known has been mine too...i am heathcliff" ~wuthering heights

"theyre only just beginning to live, goodbye heathcliff, goodbye my wild sweet cathy" ~wuthering heights

"haunt me then, drive me mad only dont leave me alone. I cannot live without my love, i cannot die without my soul" ~wuthering heights

Eben: the wind blows...the sea flows...and God knows...
Jennie: I think he knows, Eben....
(Portrait of Jennie)

Eben: What is tomorrow Jennie?
Jennie: Always, this was tomorrow once.

Thelma: You know, I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this sh**.
Louise: I believe you do!


Thelma: God...the law is some tricky sh**, isn't it?


Louise: Certain words and phrases just keep drifting through my mind, things like, incarceration, cavity search, death by electrocution, life in prison, sh** like that, know what I'm sayin', so do I want to come out alive ...

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"Why don't you put her in charge!"
- Hudson from ALIENS

"... The flowers are still standing!"
- Peter Venkemen from Ghostbusters

"Do you hear that? That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."
- Agent Smith from The Matrix

"Me, Me, Me"
"Me too."
- Agent Smith clones from The Matrix Reloaded

"Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... In Hell!"
- Indiana Jones from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
- Captain Over (or Under?) from Airplane!

If I can think of anymore...

"Wow! COBWEBS!"
--Drop Dead Fred in "Drop Dead Fred" when he slides along the floor and looks up Liz's mom's skirt.

That scene has me in hysterics every time. :rotflmao:

Another DDF one...

"No panties! NO PANTIES!!!!!!!"
--DDF again, this time at a wine-tasting party when he falls to the floor and ends up under Annabelle's dress. :lol:

In "The Terminator," Kyle Reese to Sarah Connors:

"Listen! And understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are dead!"

In Fried Green Tomatoes a black woman was talking about a white man and she said, "That man is the size of an ox but won't sit next to a colored kid but he'll eat an egg that shoots straight out of a chicken's ass."

Originally posted by Belladonna
In Fried Green Tomatoes a black woman was talking about a white man and she said, "That man is the size of an ox but won't sit next to a colored kid but he'll eat an egg that shoots straight out of a chicken's ass."

:lol:

Jaws; Brody," We're gonna need a bigger boat."

What's Eating Gilbert Grape; Arnie," I could go at any time."

The Princess Bride; "No more rhymes! I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"


Close Encounters of the Third Kind; Roy, "What does this remind you of?"

From the Exorcist- Regan: "what an excellent day for an exorcism..."

Chris: "i'm telling you that that thing upstairs isn't my daughter!"

From Princess Diaries: Mia: "As if I'm not enough of a freak, let's add a tiara!"

Mia: SHUT UP!!

Originally posted by OLdsk00L87

Chris: "i'm telling you that that thing upstairs isn't my daughter!"



Ahhh that was Ellen!!! :D

Originally posted by ::~Sweet Carolyn~::
Ahhh that was Ellen!!! :D

yay!! *applause* good job, carolyn!

Originally posted by OLdsk00L87

From Princess Diaries: Mia: "As if I'm not enough of a freak, let's add a tiara!"

:lol: Yup thats one of MY favorites as well Hence the reason why its a part of my Siggy

Originally posted by OLdsk00L87
yay!! *applause* good job, carolyn!

Why thank you. :D

I need to make a book of Ellen...photos, quotes...wow I'm Ellen Burstyn hyper :D

This one is from American Pie 2, one of my favorite movies.

Finch-You know, it is possible for two people to hold hands and not be gay.

Stifler-I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends. Go jerk off!

:lol:

Originally posted by OLdsk00L87

From Princess Diaries: Mia: "As if I'm not enough of a freak, let's add a tiara!"

Now I wanna go watch that movie!
:lol:

Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
Now I wanna go watch that movie!
:lol:

i love that movie! it's awesome

"If you want big rewards, you gotta take big risks"-Jessica Beal in Summer Catch...hah

Mighty Duck Quotes:

Jesse: Yo dude! You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion, and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks!

Goldberg: Be careful man, it almost hit me that time!
Charlie Conway: Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you.
Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?

Connie Moreau: I'm not a lady, I'm a duck!

BFAST CLUB-
John Bender: Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

John Bender: Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

Richard Vernon: Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.


Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.

16 Candles-

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies!
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass! Ha Ha Ha.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY!
[reaches to cup them]
Grandma Helen: [cut to:]
Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up!

Originally posted by Swimfan85


BFAST CLUB-
John Bender: Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.


Richard Vernon: Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.




haha!! you forgot the one where Bender says to Vernon, "Does Barry Mantelo know you raided his wardrobe?"

Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
Now I wanna go watch that movie!
:lol: :lol: I own it HEHEHE for obvious reasons
and as you can tell from my siggy its one of my faves

Originally posted by Swimfan85
"
16 Candles-

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies!
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass! Ha Ha Ha.
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY!
[reaches to cup them]
Grandma Helen: [cut to:]
Samantha: I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up!

LOL



Some of my other fav quotes from that are

Long Duk DSong : ( on the ground after falling out of a tree ) No yanky my wanky

Dong : Whats happenin, hot stuff?




LOL

Husbands should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable... Mrs.White (Talking about killing 5 of her husbands) Clue

Col mUstarD: How many Husbands have you had?
mrs White: Mine or other womens?

"I recommend, there should be a ratio of ten females to each male" Dr. Strangelove

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. - Major King Kong, Dr. Strangelove

Colonel Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.
Colonel Mustard: That's right!

"Yo, she-b*tch! Let's go!"- Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."- Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness

Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!
- Army of Darkness

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!"- Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness

"Well hello Mr. Fancypants! I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t and Jack left town."- Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness

"It's a trick. Get an axe."- Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness

Mike: Now back up, put the gun down, and hand me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious."
Marcus: And some Skittles.
- Bad Boys

"Hey, watch where you swingin' the dead leg!"- Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."- Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects

"The things you own, end up owning you."- Brad Pitt in Fight Club

Ricky: Hey, where are they taking us, Jimmy?
Bobby: Yeah, Jimmy, where are they gunna whack us?
- MADE

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."- Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber

"Every passing moment is a chance to turn it all around"- Penelope Cruz in Vanilla Sky

"The sweet is never as sweet without the sour."- Jason Lee in Vanilla Sky

"I good you bid evening!"- Jason Lee in Vanilla Sky

Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
Barry: Yeah, we have it.
Customer: Good! Can I have it?
Barry: No, you can't.
Costumer: Why not?
Barry: Because it's tacky, sentimental crap- that's why not.
Customer: What's your problem?
Barry: Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oops... is she in a coma?
- High Fidelity

"When you have to shoot -- shoot, don't talk."
Tuco (Eli Wallach) in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
As he shoots a man with a gun concealed within his bath water (he's in a bath tub) while the guy gloats about how he tracked him down and is going to kill him.

From Scarfacce...


Immigration Officer: Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy, eatin' *****?
Tony Montana: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating *****?

Cher: Not a totally betty but a vast improvement

Elle: It's Pink, and it's sented i think it gives it a little something extra

Romy and Michele: Even though we've watched Pretty Woman Like 36 times i never get tired of making fun of it


there are probably more

Romi and Michelle video has been in my house for days, and still haven't watched it.

Ok, I have alot more favs but this is all I can think of at the moment.

"I think shes trying to kill us"(Drew Barrymore:Charlies Angels Full Throttle

Charlie's Angels Full Throttle

Max: Your name was Helan Zaas? Tell me, does that name come from Asstralia?

Natalie: Oh my god, you must of been the butt of every joke!

Dylan: Yeah.

Natalie: You were being assasinated.

Dylan: Yes, you are

Alex: Don't worry, we'll still be good butties.

Dylan: Bosley!

Bosley: Hey, I don't care about Helen's ass. I only care about Dylan's.

Shrek

Donkey: Ooh, we can stay up late, watch movies. And in the morning, I'm makeing waffles!

What's Up Doc

Howard: How much is it withour buffering?

Mulan

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Those are about all I can think of right now.

even though ive already posted a million times in this thread...heres another...

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I am nuts. I love that after I spend a day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -When Harry Met Sally

I thought of one lastnight
I'M not sure if this is the WHOLE qoute i dont remember it all
but Amy Post is talking to Oscar about how in Movies they always Say "Lets get out of here" so she gets into it and says "Thier shooting at us lets get out of here,The Aliens have landed lets get out of here, I wanna make Mad passionate Love to you Lets get out of here"

Originally posted by AnahiemPMWitch
I thought of one lastnight


You reminded me of some w/ your sig!


Princess Diaries:

"Why me?""Because you saw me when I was invisable"

"You've worn black for too long"

"The flags STAY"

"Someone sat on me again!"

Originally posted by Titania
You reminded me of some w/ your sig!


Princess Diaries:

"Why me?""Because you saw me when I was invisable"

"You've worn black for too long"

"The flags STAY"

"Someone sat on me again!"

LMAO!! I love that quote "someone sat on me again!" its so damn funny!! I also like it when she tells Julie to shut up when she told her she was a princess.. LOL even if it was a movie line i would never have the guts to tell Julie Andrews to shut up! LOL.

Originally posted by Love, Lucy
even if it was a movie line i would never have the guts to tell Julie Andrews to shut up! LOL.

oh I know! and I love when the guy whispers to her how "it doesnt always mean be quiet...."

Originally posted by Titania
oh I know! and I love when the guy whispers to her how "it doesnt always mean be quiet...."

:lol:! This has got to be one of the cutest movies ever :D. And I love Julies face when Anne says " I want to show you my baby" and Julies eyes get really wide!! LOL..