I feel depressed! can anyone out there please cheer me up?
like post anything jokes,FOL Quotes,etc.,something!
Thanks:(

Go here, they have some pretty funny cartoons. My friend can talk like that StrongBad guy. It's hilarious. The letters to StrongBad are the funniest, especially the one about the guitar.

www.homestarrunner.com:lol:

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Hope you cheer up and feel better soon.

Reminds me of a cartoon I read, a nurse storms into a patient's room and yells "Okay, fart-face, what's this I hear about you losing the will to live?":mad:

:lol:

Here's some jokes.


Why was the math book sad?

He had too many problems.


What is green, fuzzy, has six legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on top of you?

A pool table.



A blonde was standing in front of a coke machine
she put in 50 cents and a coke came out. She set
it on top of the coke machine. Put in 50 more
cents pushed the button and another coke came out.
She kept doing this untill a guy standing behind
her said, " Excuse me, can I get my coke and then
you can go back to whatever you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Like duh not when I am winning!! "





An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is
closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and
get some fresh air and maybe that will sober himup.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up
and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the
door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed
he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He
awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
'So, you've been out drinking again!!' 'How did you know?' he asks.
'The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.'

Originally posted by Jem
An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
The bartender finally says that the bar is
closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and
get some fresh air and maybe that will sober himup.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his
face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up
and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the
door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed
he tries one more time to stand up. This time he
falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He
awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
'So, you've been out drinking again!!' 'How did you know?' he asks.
'The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.'
:lol: I've never heard that one.

A pigeon walks into a brothel and says to the Madame Bird "I've got $1,000 and I'd like one fine bird, please!" The Madame leads the pigeon upstairs and down the hall to a closed door where waiting is a beautiful dove for his liking. Enthralled with this vision of loveliness the pigeon quickly hands the money over to the Madame Bird who softly closes the door behind them and proceeds down the stairs. No sooner does she reach the bottom does she hear shrill screeching "PAWK PAWK PAAAAWK!!" and the frantic flutter of wings!! She flies back up the stairs, flings open the door to find the dove shivering in the corner and feathers everywhere!! "Just WHAT is going ON in here??" demands the Madame Bird. "Well heck" responds the pigeon "for a $1,000 I wanna see her naked!" ;)

www.elibs.com

It's a funny way to play Mad Libs online.

i thought this was funny

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
Ellen DeGeneres.