View Full Version : Fake names for convenience stores or other businesses


shocolah
04-04-2003, 10:18 AM
Stop and Shop
Stop and Rob
Grab and Go
Park and Pee
Park and Poop
Shop and Lift
Pump and Pay


other ones-

Pizza Slut
K-Fart
Wal-Fart
Skroney's
Krotcher's (Kroger's)

:happyface

Chocoholic
04-04-2003, 03:24 PM
Waste Basket (Market Basket)
Sh*t Basket
Trash Basket
Garbage Basket

Stop and Snot

Kay Scarpetta
04-04-2003, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by shocolah
Stop and Shop


That's actually a real store......

*PinkLady*
04-04-2003, 04:14 PM
Dine and Dash
Shop and Drop

~LadyJess~
04-04-2003, 09:34 PM
Booger King
Taco Hell

AnaheimPMWitch
04-04-2003, 10:56 PM
I got Taco Hell as well
also Taco Smell

shocolah
04-04-2003, 11:09 PM
SkumDonald's
Barf n Gag
Gag and Puke
Pick Mart/K-Way (Pic Way/K-Mart)
Snears
Snake 'n Shake
O'Snarley's
:banana:

~*Hannah_Lee*~
04-05-2003, 02:37 AM
Dollar Commander (Dollar General)
Dollar Bush (Dollar Tree)
Stake and Snake (Steak and Shake)
The Infront (The Outback)
Tails (Sonic)

theshark8777
04-05-2003, 03:25 AM
Wally World (Walmart)
Shake N Bake (SNS)

Penny Lane
04-06-2003, 07:09 PM
My sister who lives in Wisconsin calls Walmart "Wally World". ;)

~*Hannah_Lee*~
04-06-2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Penny Lane
My sister who lives in Wisconsin calls Walmart "Wally World". ;)

We here in Alabama call it that too. And McDonalds is "Mickey D's":D

Blair85
04-06-2003, 11:55 PM
We only have a Dollar G (or DG), FL, Rite Aids, Suzy's, Go-Fart, and we also have a Pizza-Slut.

When translated the names are-Dollar General, Foodland, Rite Aid, the C&S resturant, and Go-Mart. We hardly have any businesses anymore. People also call Foodland, FoodAnd b/c the "l" in the sign hs been burnt out for like 3 years & they never fixed it.

ABlairican Pie
04-07-2003, 12:14 AM
Rainmart.:lol:

In Needful Things by Steven King, there was a sewing shop called You Sew And Sew; and in the movie Earth Girls Are Easy, there was a hairstyling salon called Curl Up And Dye.

:lol:

Blair85
04-07-2003, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Rainmart.:lol:

In Needful Things by Steven King, there was a sewing shop called You Sew And Sew; and in the movie Earth Girls Are Easy, there was a hairstyling salon called Curl Up And Dye.

:lol:

omg, For a while we had a store in town called Needful Things. It was just like a little junk store that didn't make much business. I think people were scared of the name so they didn't shop there, lol!

ABlairican Pie
04-07-2003, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Blair85


omg, For a while we had a store in town called Needful Things. It was just like a little junk store that didn't make much business. I think people were scared of the name so they didn't shop there, lol!

You know, I think they used to have one here in Auburn, but it's no longer in business.... Prolly for the same reasons!:lol:

ABlairican Pie
04-07-2003, 12:35 AM
Thinking up a name for a their new novelty gift shop:

Natalie: Say the first word that comes to your mind. Up.
Tootie: Down.
Jo: Very.
Blair: Death.
Natalie: Oh, great. The Death Store!


:lol:

Sitcomwriter
04-07-2003, 01:01 AM
Taco Fart and Smell-My teacher/future mother-in-law calls Taco Bell this.I'll never eat at Taco Bell again :p