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A woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies". He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females." He replied.

Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell?"

He responded. "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."



I Still Got It!!!

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:crazy: Geez.
*Does a rimshot*

If you want to know something funny, my dad's friend told him that joke last week. I just :rolleyes: rolled my eyes and thought "That is soooo Ralph Malph" :D

LOL Cool, why didnt u tell him that? LOL:lol:

Originally posted by Istillgotit
LOL Cool, why didnt u tell him that? LOL:lol:

I doubt if he would know who Ralph Malph is...He's kind of a cornball if you know what I mean.

Originally posted by BeaversBiggestFan


I doubt if he would know who Ralph Malph is...He's kind of a cornball if you know what I mean.


Oh LOL:lol: has he even seen HD?

:lol: Yes, I had to read it twice to get it...:blush:

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•
:lol: Yes, I had to read it twice to get it...:blush:

Me too, but I only paid attention the second time.I think I thought they were in a bar or something and I didn't pay attention to the other stuff.That's a good joke.

hahaha that was a really cute joke!!!