I decided to post them today!

*Opening credits*
*Love is all around...*

LEIGH ANN: Welcome, everyone to our first Mary board awards! I am your host, MamaFan! Even though I made up my username from the great 80's show, "Mama's Family," Mary has to be my favorite show of the 70's!
I hope you all enjoy our show this evening. I have picked several members, depending on how active they are, to be presenters.
*By the way, I got this idea from BeaversBiggestFan on the "Leave it to Beaver" board who got it from Chad Doody on the Happy Days board. I hope you two don't mind, if you're reading this, that I brought this idea over to the Mary board. (to liven it up a little!)
So, enjoy the first Mary Tyler Moore board awards!
I would like to introduce our first presenter tonight, Kristen.
*applause*
*Kristen walks on to the stage*
KRISTEN: Hello, Leigh Ann. I'm very honored to present this first award. This first award is for the member on this board who is the most funniest.
And the winner is...
TOGETHER: TVGen62!
*applause*
*TVGen62 walks on the stage*
TVGEN62: I want to thank everyone who voted for me. I'm glad you all think I'm the most funniest!
*applause*
*TVGen62 walks off the stage*
LA: Our next presenter is Holly (pandora_spocks)
Holly: I'm here tonight to present our next award for the person who people think is the most friendliest.
And the winners are....
TOGETHER: MamaFan!
LA: Well, I must say I'm honored to be the most friendliest person. I actually got a tie vote from Kristen ;). She voted for me and you, Holly! So, I guess we share the award!!
*applause*
*Holly walks off the stage*
LA: Our next presenter is TV Gen62!
*applause*
*TVGen62 walks on the stage*
TVGen62: Good evening. This next award is for everyone's favorite thread.
And, everyone's favorite threads are...
Together: "Funniest Episode(s)!"
"You know you're addicted when...!"
"Guess the Guest!"
LA: Congrats to all those good threads!
*applause*
*TVGen62 walks off the stage*
LA: May I welcome back to the stage, Kristen!
*applause*
Kristen: I'm here again to present this award to the person who is the most creative member.
And the winner is...
Together: pandora_spocks!
*applause*
*pandora_spocks walks on the stage*
Holly: Well, I'm glad you people think I'm the most creative! I enjoy coming up with good threads to liven up our little family!
*applause*
*Holly walks off the stage*
LA: The next presenter is scotsguy
scotsguy: I'm here to present the award for the most weirdest/goofiest member.
And the winners are...
Together:scotsguy!
pandora_spocks!
*applause*
LA: Congrats to all those winners. Welcome back to the stage, TVGen62!
TVGen62: This award is for the most knowledgeable of TMTMS.
And the winner is...
Together: Kristen!
Kristen: I've always known I knew a lot about TMTMS. But not enough to win an award! Thanks!
*applause*
LA: Please welcome Holly back to the stage!
Holly: I'm here again to present this award for the most interesting poster.
And the winner is...
Together: TVGen62!
TVGen 62: I'm very honored to be the most interesting poster. Thank you for voting for me.
LA: Please welcome scotsguy back to the stage!
scotsguy: I'm here to present the Hall of Fame award. This is the highest mark to be a true Mary fan.
And the winner is...
Together: Kristen!
Kristen: Thank you...
*Kristen stays on the stage*
Kristen: I'm here to present this last award, for a catagory that I came up with. It is for the best Mary-related sig!
And the winner is...MamaFan!
LA: I'm glad I have the best Mary-related sig! I promise I'll change my quote soon. If anybody has any suggestions, I'd like them! Thank you for voting for me, Kristen! :)
*This completes our board awards*

LA: Now, it's time to move on to our TMTMS awards! Let's call our first presenter, Rhoda Morgenstern!
*applause*
Rhoda: Mary had the worst parties anybody can have. This award goes to her best bad parties.
And the winners are...
"Mary's Big Party!"
"Mary Midwife!"
"The Dinner Party!"
*applause*
*Mary walks on stage*
Mary: I don't know why I have the worst parties. Every time I have a party, I try to make it the best darn party everyone's been to. I even had Johnny Carson over at my apartment, one time, and even that turned out to be a disaster! But, anyway, thanks for honoring my parties! Maybe now, they won't be so bad.
*applause*
LA: Everyone's favorite season are Season 3, Season 4, and Season 5!
*applause*
LA: Our next presenter is the head of the newsroom, Lou Grant.
Lou: This award goes to everyone's favorite person in my newsroom. If I had my vote, I wouldn't even had voted for him.
(From the audience)Ted: Open it, Lou, open it!
Lou: I'm going to open it, Ted, just hang on! Well, ladies and gentlemen, the winner is...Ted Baxter!
*applause*
Ted: I want to thank everyone who made this award possible, you all know who you are. And, it all started in a 5000 watt radio station in Fresno, California.
*applause*
LA: This next catagory is everyone's favorite guest star episode. And the winners are...Walter Cronkite, Johnny Carson, and Betty Ford! I'm glad everyone won. I like those episodes too.
*applause*
LA: Everyone's favorite songs are: "Alexander's Ragtime Band!," "12 Days of Christmas!," and "It's a Long Way to Tipperary!"
*applause*
LA: Our next presenter is Phyllis Lindstrom!
*applause*
Phyllis: Since I am the manager of our apartment building, it should be me who presents this next award. And, it is for the best apartment.
And the winner is...
Mary Richards!
*applause*
Mary: I love my apartment! I'm glad you think so too. I don't know why I made that move to my second apartment. I missed my first one so much. It was such a friendly building to be in. But, I like both my apartments so I'm happy with this award!
*Mary stays on the stage*
LA: Our last presenter, this evening, is Mary Richards!
*applause*
Mary: I'm here to present this award for everyone's favorite wife. And the winner is...
Georgette Franklin Baxter!
*applause*
Georgette: I'm honored to have been chosen for this award. I do love my Teddy-Bear very much!
*applause*
LA: This completes our show for this evening. I hope everyone enjoyed it.

This was the best awards show ever! :D

And let me just thank all you little people who voted for me.






















j/k :p Seriously, I didn't think I was gonna win anything, so thanks to all you nice people who voted for me! :wave:

Yay! That was fun! Maybe sometime I'll host an awards show for this board. Leigh Ann, you did a great job!

I also wanna thank everybody who voted for me. And, in true Mary Richards fashion, I've got to say, "I usually look so much better than this!" hehe

Group hug!! :hug:

Kristen

Originally posted by Kristen
Yay! That was fun! Maybe sometime I'll host an awards show for this board. Leigh Ann, you did a great job!

I also wanna thank everybody who voted for me. And, in true Mary Richards fashion, I've got to say, "I usually look so much better than this!" hehe

Group hug!! :hug:

Kristen

:lol:
I knew you were gonna say that! ;)

Yes, excellent job, Leigh Ann! :clap:

How about a newsroom hug?
:bighug:

congrats congrats!!!

Originally posted by pandora_spocks
This was the best awards show ever! :D

And let me just thank all you little people who voted for me.

"...-.., ..." - the little people

Well that was more than I expected! I just assumed it was going to be a post with a simple listing of categories and winners. Great job, MamaFan! (I just can't bring myself to call you "MF".)

Thanks to everyone who participated and a special thank you to those who acknowledged me. (I thought you were just going to throw the awards at us!)

This award confers great honor, along with certain financial benefits. It will be Contract time very soon; thanks to you, Father Dannenbrink and I can reallly put the screws to the bigshots! :D