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LITB Board Awards

*Voice Announcer* “Live, from the Sitcoms Online Theater, it’s the first annual Leave It to Beaver Board Awards!”
*Jazzy new version of the LITB theme song begins playing*
*Announcer* “And now, here’s your host…Beavers BIGGEST Fan…Brittany!”

*Brittany walks out on stage, wearing a lovely dress I might add, waving*
*Audience Applauds*

BRITTANY: Thank you! Thank you so much! Wow. It’s really great to be here. *audience continues applauding* Please! My goodness! Wow! Thank you really. *applause tapers off*
There! How is everyone tonight? *applause* Good! Good! Well, welcome everyone to the first annual Leave It to Beaver Board Awards! I have to tell you I am so excited about this. I have been looking forward to it for so long. And how do you like the Sitcoms Online Theater? Isn’t it great? I have to tell you, we are only the SECOND group ever to use this soon to be very popular theater! The first group was the Happy Days Gang for the Happy Days Board Awards, which was a blast! Yes, I was a presenter at the Happy Days Board Awards, and they are some of the nicest people, next to you guys of course! Well, the Happy Days awards were very similar to what this awards show is going to be like. All of the board members voted on their favorites in several different categories. That’s right, all of the winners tonight were chosen by you, the members! You were all eligible for most of the awards this evening, so good luck! But now, I think I better introduce my partner in crime, also known as my co-host, TheFonzIsCool!

*Applause*
*TFIC Walks comes out and waves*

TFIC: Hi Brittany!
BRITTANY: Hey! Would you look at all the people?
TFIC: I know! This is so great! Hi everyone!
*Applause*
TFIC: I’m so happy you selected me as your co-host.
BRITTANY: You’re so welcome. You were definitely my first choice.
TFIC: I’m touched. Really.
BRITTANY: Well…I do what I can. I’m getting tired of talking, so why don’t we get started?
TFIC: Sounds good to me! How does that sound everyone?
*Applause*
TFIC: Terrific. Well, to kick things off, Brittany and I have put together a little montage of several of our favorite scenes from Leave It to Beaver. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

*Brittany and TFIC exit, lights dim, video begins playing*
*The montage is a collection of several LITB scenes. Scenes selected were as follows: Opens with the season 1 opening credits, followed by several scenes, including Wally cutting Beaver’s hair, Larry and Beaver talking to the man on the television show when they skip school, June getting angry and making Wally and the Beaver comb out their ugly “jellyroll” hairdo, Wally and Beaver “taking a bath” by getting towels wet and throwing dirt in the water, Beaver hypnotizing Eddie, Beaver and Larry throwing Ward’s baseball and the baseball gets ran over, Beaver in the soup bowl, Wally meeting Gayle - his “nine foot tall” date to the dance, The practical joke Eddie and Wally pull on Lumpy, Beaver talking to Mary Margaret Matthews,* *music begins playing - “OH WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD” ending with a slide show of several pictures from the show, and of the actors and actresses.*

*Lights go back up, Brittany returns*

BRITTANY: Did you guys like that?
*Applause*
BRITTANY: You better have. That took me hours to put together. I’m just kidding. But it’s really great to be hosting the awards show tonight. I know we are all going to have a lot of fun with this. But I think it’s about time to introduce our first two presenters and get an award presented!
*Applause*
BRITTANY: Please welcome two awesome guys from the Happy Days board, TheFonz and the “Dood Dude” Chad Doody!
*Happy Days theme begins playing*
*Applause*
THEFONZ: Man I love that song.
CHAD: I know…I think it should be the national anthem.
THEFONZ: I don’t know about that.
CHAD: Why? We already salute it. But anyway. We are here to present my favorite award. One that I won at the Happy Days awards by the way.
THEFONZ: That’s right. We’re here to present the “Funniest Member” award.
CHAD: The winner of this award was selected by all of you, as the funniest person on the boards. The person who never fails to make you laugh.
THE FONZ: Like Chad here for instance…so full of charm, wit, cunning…
CHAD: Oh stop…
THE FONZ: Gladly, I was starting to get nauseous.
CHAD: (gives TF an evil glare)
THE FONZ: Anyway…Chad, the envelope if you please…
*TF opens the envelope*
CHAD: And your choice for funniest member is…
TOGETHER: BeaversBiggestFan!

*Gets up and receives the award*
BRITTANY: Oh my! You guys really think I’m funny! Wow. This is so awesome…or as our friend Beaver Cleaver would say…this is swell. Boy, this sure is a great…what would you call this…a trophy? *holds up a t shirt with the words “I won the funniest member award at the LITB Board Awards, and all I got was this lousy t shirt” printed on it* I’ll wear it with pride. Dang. I’m supposed to say something funny. I’m just so excited. Thank you guys so much. *Starts to walk off, but turns around* Oh, and if you want an autograph, just send me a self addressed stamped envelope and five dollars, (TF and Chad begin dragging Brittany off stage, Brittany begins shouting so everyone can hear) be sure to include your name, so I know who I’m signing for! Thanks!

*Brittany Exits*
*Sitcoms Online orchestra performs*

*Brittany returns, in a new dress*

BRITTANY: That was fun, wasn’t it? Thanks TF and Chad. Great job guys. Do you guys like my dress? It’s a vintage 50s party dress. I love it. I think the 50s had some of the best clothes ever.
*TFIC ENTERS, wearing a 50s style dress also*
BRITTANY: Hey! You have one too!
TFIC: Yes, only mine’s better.
BRITTANY: Oh, and how’s that?
TFIC: Mine is an original. Barbara Billingsley actually wore this dress on the show.
BRITTANY: OH MY GOSH! NO way! Barbara actually wore this! Wow! Can I touch it?
TFIC: Yeah, but don’t get it all grubby.
BRITTANY: *sighs* Wow. Where did you get this?
TFIC: Ebay. You can get anything there.
BRITTANY: Wow.
TFIC: I thought you’d like it.
BRITTANY : Do I? It’s great.
TFIC: Well, it’s time to present another award.
BRITTANY: That’s right. Please welcome CorvetteGuy and BeaverFan!

*Enter CorvetteGuy and BeaverFan Music: MacGyver Theme*

CORVETTEGUY: Hey Beaverfan.
BEAVERFAN: Hey.
CORVETTEGUY: It sure is great presenting an award tonight.
BEAVERFAN: Yeah, sure is…I’ve been meaning to ask you something…
CORVETTEGUY: Shoot…
BEAVERFAN: Why is your username “CorvetteGuy”?
CORVETTEGUY: (laughs)
BEAVERFAN: (has a serious expression)
CORVETTEGUY: Are you serious?
BEAVERFAN: Yeah…
CORVETTEGUY: Because I like…corvettes…
BEAVERFAN: Oh. How creative.
CORVETTEGUY: Yeah…
*Both laugh*
BEAVERFAN: Well, we’re here tonight to present the award to the “Best FanFic Writer”
CORVETTEGUY: That’s right. These people showed their tremendous talent and writing skills through FanFics.
BEAVERFAN: And the Nominees are…
CORVETTE GUY: Fred G Cleaver.
BEAVERFAN: Beavers Biggest Fan.
CORVETTEGUY: TheFonzIsCool.
BEAVERFAN: Laurel
CORVETTEGUY: and sami dg.
BEAVERFAN: And your choice for best fanfic writer is…
*opens envelope*
TOGETHER: TheFonzIsCool!
*applause*

*TheFonzIsCool comes up and receives award*

TFIC: How nice! (receives the “golden book” trophy) Wow. Is this real gold? *from offstage “NO”* Oh, well, this means a lot to me. I’m glad you all enjoy my fanfics. I put a lot of time into it, so it’s good to know you actually read it! I’m very happy to receive this award, and look forward to writing many more fanfics in the future! Thank you!

*Exits*
*Enter Jenny*

JENNY: What would the best fanfic writer award be without the best fanfic award? There were so many great fanfics to choose from, narrowing it down to four was no easy task, but we did, and here are the nominees.
“Brotherly Love is Bigger Than Fish” by Laurel
“The Leave It to Beaver Hotline” by BeaversBiggestFan
“Don’t Talk to Strangers” by sami dg
And “The Patter of Little Feet” also by Laurel.
And your choice for best fanfic is “Brotherly Love is Bigger than Fish” by Laurel!
*Laurel comes up to receive award*

LAUREL: Thanks! Oh my goodness. This is so great. I couldn’t ask for more. I really enjoyed writing this fanfic, and had no idea it would be so popular! I basically just tried to write it like you could stick it in as a regular episode. I’m so glad you enjoy my writing. Thank you so much.
*applause*

*exits*

*Enter, Brittany*
BRITTANY: Congratulations Laurel. You are definitely talented. Next we have a musical guest, or I guess I should say “guests”. They are a band trying to bring good old rock n roll back to the spotlight. Playing a huge hit of the Leave It to Beaver era, “Tossin and Turnin”, here are Frankie J. and the Heart throbs!”
(NOTE: This is NOT a real band…I made it up…J)

*Band plays “Tossin’ and Turnin’”*
*applause*

*Enter TFIC*

TFIC: What a great song…there was some good music back then, I can tell you that! Well, moving right along, it’s time to announce another winner. Please welcome MamaFan and HaskellGirl!

*Enter HaskellGirl and MamaFan Music: the Dick Van Dyke theme*

MAMAFAN: Hi! I’m so glad to be here tonight!
HASKELLGIRL: Me too…what a great audience!
*applause*
MAMAFAN: So HaskellGirl, do you know what we’re here for?
HASKELLGIRL: What?
MAMAFAN: We get to announce the Most Creative Member.
HASKELLGIRL: Oh fun!
MAMAFAN: The winner of this award was of course, chosen by you the members, and displayed a sense of style and creativity in their posts and siggies. The envelope please…
HASKELLGIRL: Your choice for most creative member is…
TOGETHER: Laurel!

*Laurel gets up and receives award*

LAUREL: Wow. Thanks guys! Two in one night. And to think…I didn’t even campaign for these votes, you guys just gave it to me! Wow! Thanks a lot!

*exits*

*Enter Brittany*

BRITTANY: Our next presenter is really swell. She’s really a sweet lady and one of my best friends on the boards…Give it up for Maranatha!

*Enter Maranatha*

MARANATHA: Thank you Brittany, and thank you! (to audience) *applause* I’m so glad the awards are finally here. They put the TV Land Awards to shame, don’t they? *applause* Well, I get to present an award to the member you all thought was the nicest, easiest to get along with person on the boards. I’m presenting the “Friendliest Member” award. *Begins opening envelope* And the winner of the Friendliest Member award is…This is so exciting!…Jenny!
*Jenny gets up to receive award*

Jenny: Thank you so much! This is so great. I’m glad you all think of me as the friendliest person on the boards! In my opinion everyone should have gotten this award, you’re all so friendly! I really look at you guys as friends. Thank you so much for the award!

*exits*

*Enter Brittany*
BRITTANY: I’m sure having a great time with this, aren’t you guys? *applause* Great! I was just…
*Interrupted by music*
…what?…
*Enter Chubby Checker*
BRITTANY: It’s Chubby Checker!

*Chubby sings “Let’s Twist Again”*

*Song ends, Brittany walks across stage to meet Chubby.*

BRITTANY: Hi Chubby!
CHUBBY: Hi there. It’s great to be here!
BRITTANY: It’s an honor to have you here! Thank you so much for coming!
CHUBBY: Are you kidding? I wouldn’t miss it. I better be going now, you guys were great!
BRITTANY: Oh, leaving so soon? But Chubby, before you go, would you present an award for us?
CHUBBY: Well, I don’t know…
*Audience chants “Chubby Chubby Chubby…”*
CHUBBY: Well, ok.
*Crowd goes wild*
BRITTANY: Great! Ok, all you have to do is read what’s on that prompter over there.
CHUBBY: I’m going to announce the winner of the “Favorite Thread” award, a thread that will be forever memorialized. The thread you chose as your favorite is…Fictional Episodes from Further Seasons!
BRITTANY: Thank you Chubby! Let’s give the mastermind behind these threads, CorvetteGuy, a hand!
*applause*
CHUBBY: Congrats CorvetteGuy. I’ve really gotta be going now, you guys have fun!
*applause*

BRITTANY: How nice of Chubby Checker to drop by! That was great. Well, now on to our next category. Please welcome our presenters Bandito and Lukes42!

*enter Bandito and Lukes42 Music: School Days*

BANDITO: Hey everybody!
*applause*
LUKES42: We get to present a very…interesting award.
BANDITO: What award is that Lukes?
LUKES42: Well…it appears we are giving an award to the Weirdest/Goofiest Member.
BANDITO: Goofiest?…what do you mean?
LUKES42: Well, the winner of this award was chosen because of their “different” style of threads, strange stories, and all around craziness. Let’s put it this way, this person just wouldn’t be themselves without their goofy attitude.
BANDITO: Oh, I get it.
LUKES42: Remember, this is all in fun and your loco attitude is why we love ya so much!
BANDITO: And your choice for Weirdest/Goofiest member is…
TOGETHER: FOL85NatandMrsGRock!

*receives award via satellite, since she‘s been missing in action for a while now*
FOL85NatandMrsGRock: So…you guys think I’m weird. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. But seriously, I appreciate it. Thank you.

*exits*

*enter TFIC*

TFIC: This next award is truly an honor to be selected for. And I was lucky enough to be able to present it. This award is for “Most Knowledgeable of Leave it to Beaver member.” Meaning, this member is who you feel knows more about the show than anyone else. They have demonstrated their plethora of knowledge of LITB through stories, posts, and their personal websites. And the winner of the “Most Knowledgeable” award is…BeaversBiggestFan!

*Brittany receives award*

BRITTANY: Thank you! You know…I had to watch many hours of LITB to get where I am today. Maybe I should write some trivia.
TFIC: Demonstrate your knowledge to us!
BRITTANY: Well…ok…what was written on Fred Rutherford’s mailbox? “Rancho Rutherford” He really was a cornball. Well, thanks so much for the award!
*exits*

*enter Frani and BrandonS Music: Seinfeld Theme*

BRANDONS: We’re here to announce the “Most Interesting Poster.”
FRANI: The winner of this award was selected for starting the most intriguing threads and posting the most interesting responses.
BRANDONS: The winner of the “Most Interesting Poster” is…
FRANI: How interesting…
TOGETHER: CorvetteGuy!

*CorvetteGuy receives award*
CORVETTEGUY: Thanks so much. I’m glad you liked my posts. It’s fun asking questions and talking with other LITB fans, thanks for making this possible!

*exits*

*Enter Brittany and TFIC*

BRITTANY: TFIC and I are presenting this last member award.
TFIC: This is the most coveted award given away tonight. The winner of this award was chosen by you guys as the most interesting, creative, fun, and knowledgeable member all in one. In other words, the all around best of the board. The winner of this award will have the honor of being the first inductee to the Hall Of Fame. And your 2003 Hall of Fame inductee is…It‘s you Brittany!

*Brittany receives award*
BRITTANY: Wow! ME? I can’t believe this! This is so wonderful! Thank you guys so much for choosing me for the Hall of Fame. It’s such an honor and a privilege to be selected. From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much!

*Exits*

TFIC: Well, this concludes our Members awards, but don’t be discouraged…There’s more! Please welcome your special guest hosts for the LITB Awards Frank Bank and Ken Osmond!

*Audience goes wild*
*Enter Frank and Ken*

FRANK: Thank you! Thank you!
KEN: Wow! Thank you! What a welcome!
FRANK: Boy, it’s great to be here. How are you all tonight?
*applause*
FRANK: Great!
KEN: How are you enjoying the awards so far?
*applause*
KEN: Great! Me too. I especially enjoyed Chubby Checker’s visit. You should have been backstage. Frank Bank and Chad Doody were doing the twist…Chad has some pretty good moves, but Frank…
FRANK: Hey…I’d like to see you try and dance.
KEN: Oh you would?
*lights go out…smoke covers the stage, multi colored lights begin flashing as Tom Jones’ “It’s not unusual” begins playing. Chad Doody leaves his seat in the audience, to much applause, and joins Ken in the “Carlton dance” Crowd laughs and applauds*
*Ken and Chad shake hands and Chad returns to his seat*
FRANK: What was that?
KEN: Get with it Frank…haven’t you ever seen Fresh Prince?
CHAD: (from his seat) Yeah Buddy! Carlton rocks babay!!!!!!!!!!!
FRANK: Interesting…
KEN: You’re just jealous because…I got moooves.
FRANK: Oh please. Can we just get on with the awards?
KEN: Sure. Let’s go.
FRANK: Ok. (turns away from Ken and faces the audience) We’re here to help announce the winners of the Leave it to Beaver favorites portion of the awards.
KEN: That’s right. We will announce the winner from each category fairly quickly, so good luck, and may the best choice win!
FRANK: First of all, your choice for “Favorite Cleaver” is…The Beav himself, Beaver Cleaver!
KEN: Everyone’s “Favorite Friend“… Eddie Haskell! Hey, that’s me!
FRANK: Your choice for “Loudest Loudmouth“…I know this one…Eddie Haskell!
KEN: Your “Favorite Teacher” is…Miss Canfield!
FRANK: You chose…Julie Foster as Wally’s prettiest girlfriend. I find it unfair he had so many girlfriends on the show, they were able to create an award category on it.
KEN: Yeah…we got jipped!
FRANK: Yeah.
KEN: Oh well…Your favorite season is Season 6!
FRANK: You chose Uncle Billy as your favorite relative.
KEN: And finally, the most important. Your choice for All Around Favorite is…Ward Cleaver/Hugh Beaumont! And he is truly deserving. I’d like to dedicate these awards in his memory. Rest in peace Hugh.
FRANK: Congratulations to all the winners, and have a great night!
*Frank and Ken exit to the LITB theme*

*enter Brittany and TFIC*

BRITTANY: Well…that does it!
TFIC: That was fun.
BRITTANY: It sure was. How did you all like it?
*applause*
BRITTANY: I’m glad!
TFIC: Well, it’s sad, but this is the end.
BRITTANY: Yeah, but thank you all for making this such a great awards show! Good night and God Bless!!!!!!

*”It’s not Unusual” Begins playing again, Chad, TheFonz, Frank, and Ken join TFIC and Brittany onstage and dance the Carlton dance again. Camera shows them a while, then pans out over the audience as the credits roll*

Thanks for attending the Leave It to Beaver Board Awards. This has been a BBF production.

i know i didn't win an award but i'm still glad to be mentioned in the awards, it was fun! :)

:lol: That Was Great!

BBF, i can't tell you how much i enjoyed the awards! and i was very flattered with how much you included me! i'm very glad i won a award and just thanks! you made my day! :)

oh and BBF i must hand it to you your are very talented!

BRAVO! That was awsome :lol:

that was excellent

Brittany,

This was SO MUCH FUN. The first LITB Awards were totally awesome! I knew they would be if you had a hand in it. You are truly a gifted and talented young lady. Thanks so much for including me as a presenter. It was an honor to be there!

I loved reading our first board awards, even though I didn't win anything. But, I'm still honored to be chosen as a presenter!

i must igmet was truly suprised for my award .and Brittany i can't thank you enough for making me the co-host it was deffinatly my pleasure!

You're all very welcome and golly! :blush: all the compliments! Thanks. I worked really hard to make it as fun as I could. I was so guilty winning 3 awards. I am definitely happy you voted for me, but still, I wish everyone could have won something. I tried to include as many really active members as I could, but unfortunately, I didn't get to include everyone. Well anywho, congrats to the winners, and thanks so much to everyone who voted for me! I'm glad you enjoyed the awards, and there will definitely have to be another one next year. Im sorry everyone didn't win, but I just made a new category..."Coolest Board" and that's the LITB board, making all of its posters winners. Way ta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your loving host,
BBF

Originally posted by TheFonzIsCool
Brittany i can't thank you enough for making me the co-host it was deffinatly my pleasure!

I even let you wear an "original" dress worn by barbara billingsley instead of giving the priviledge to myself...you lucky duck! :lol:

j/k. I'm glad you enjoyed it TFIC, glad to do it. :D

BBF:wave:

I just realized that I forgot something VERY IMPORTANT in my earlier post. CONGRATULATIONS to all the winners! Each of you is most deserving.

Originally posted by BeaversBiggestFan


I even let you wear an "original" dress worn by barbara billingsley instead of giving the priviledge to myself...you lucky duck! :lol:

j/k. I'm glad you enjoyed it TFIC, glad to do it. :D

BBF:wave:


that was funny! oh and congrats to all the winners!

I think i should have been in it it aint fair or right that you show byesed towards the other members i think your still made at me for what i wrote the other day

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
I think i should have been in it it aint fair or right that you show byesed towards the other members i think your still made at me for what i wrote the other day

you were one of the nominees for the best fanfic writer.besides i do not think BBF would hold a grudge againtst you.

yeah and you won for that sucky Beavers Wedding i admit he might not ever be a seriel killer like he was in mine but i know for a fact he would never be mushy like he waws in yours

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
yeah and you won for that sucky Beavers Wedding i admit he might not ever be a seriel killer like he was in mine but i know for a fact he would never be mushy like he waws in yours

No, everybody on here is pretty forgiving. I don't think they hold any grudges against you. Just keep writing fan fics and maybe you'll win next year. And I quoted the wrong quote. lol Congrats to me. lol

The awards were awesome and I won something and got to present something. :) Congrats to all the winners. :)

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
yeah and you won for that sucky Beavers Wedding i admit he might not ever be a seriel killer like he was in mine but i know for a fact he would never be mushy like he waws in yours

listen i try to be understanding. say i'm sorry and forgive you for all that junk you wrote.you don't need to be a poor loser on top of all that! and i'm sure that BBF would not be like that.people like you shouldn't come to the board.your only looking to pick fights and start trouble.why don't you leave us alone we don't like fights we try to prevent them there is no reason you should be like this.

well im sorry i have had a sucky day so please forgive me

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
well im sorry i have had a sucky day so please forgive me


ok. ok. just stop making those bad coments on my fanfic i worked hard on it.

well i have been wanting to write one like mine for years many years to be excat

Brittany, you did a fantastic job on the awards! Cant wait for next year. :D

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
yeah and you won for that sucky Beavers Wedding i admit he might not ever be a seriel killer like he was in mine but i know for a fact he would never be mushy like he waws in yours

Listen, You just registered here a few days ago...Im pretty sure these boards are going about the past few months and not just the past week, If i were you id be happy just tp be nominated.

Congrats to everyone on winning their awards!

well your right chad im a rookie at this but ill get better and better untill one day im the best fanfic wirter on the net of anything

Thank you for including me in the awards. I can't believe I won . I have only been posting for a short time and I am honored that my post have been found interesting. You all are a great bunch of people. Thank You.

Originally posted by Corvetteguy
Thank you for including me in the awards. I can't believe I won . I have only been posting for a short time and I am honored that my post have been found interesting. You all are a great bunch of people. Thank You.

well i think (and we pretty much all think) that you very much deserved those awards!

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
I think i should have been in it it aint fair or right that you show byesed towards the other members i think your still made at me for what i wrote the other day

I notice everyone's already told you that I DONT hold a grudge against you. Holy Cow. I NOMINATED you for an award. You were included.

yeah and you won for that sucky Beavers Wedding i admit he might not ever be a seriel killer like he was in mine but i know for a fact he would never be mushy like he waws in yours

Apparently it wasn't too sucky, a lot of people voted for her-and she won.

Besides, most of the people who I included have been members a while and actually VOTED...something you didn't get around to doing. So if you aren't happy with the results I'm sorry, but you didn't give me your input anyway. If you had a bad day, you shouldn't take it out on everyone here...that's not nice. Just to let you know, some people did vote for you for best fanfic writer. And your fanfics are all well written, I can tell you put a lot of hard work into them and I enjoy reading them. Anyways, I came in on this late, but I had to get it out.

well i know all that BBF but it still dont think its fair that she won it i think she voted a lot more than once

Nice job with the awards. Even though I didn't win anything, it was still nice to be included as part of the award's ceremony. Great job in writing that up! :)

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
well i know all that BBF but it still dont think its fair that she won it i think she voted a lot more than once

I know exactly who voted and how many times they voted. They sent me private messages! NO ONE VOTED more than one time. She didn't even vote for herself! It was against the rules. If she would have I wouldn't have counted it! It was just a game, all in fun...Had I known people would have gotten all upset about it I would have never done it. Geez. You think you're doing something everyone will enjoy there's always someone who has to act like this...

QUOTE]Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
well i know all that BBF but it still dont think its fair that she won it i think she voted a lot more than once [/QUOTE]

golly i didn't even vote for my self! why don't you get smart and get off our board if your only going to start trouble. and don't even tell me you had a bad day there is no exuse for calling me a cheater and being a poor loser!

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
well i know all that BBF but it still dont think its fair that she won it i think she voted a lot more than once

Well...This may sound crazy. But do you think, Maybe...Just Maybe, People liked hers better?

Seriously, Just because you lose is no reason to make fun of things other people work hard on.

The award show was a great idea. I seriously doubt that people voted more than once. It was one vote per person. That's it.

You know, I don't exactly know the correct quote, so let me just kind of add it and change it a bit. It takes a good person to be a winner, but it takes an even better person to be a loser. You didn't win this time. Don't pout about it and diss another persons work. Just work harder on your fan fics and maybe you'll win an award next year.

Fred G Cleaver: Poor Loser Award. Now you've won something!

you think i really care if you like her better i know mine was better is was more well thought out and had a better plot somthing TFIC knows nothing about

Question: Why do you come on this board and insult people? This is a very nice board no fighting everyone gets along etc. GET OVER IT ALREADY :rolleyes:

she starteed it by wirting that pointless plotless Beavers' Wedding

listen JERK why don't you get off our board and LEAVE US ALONE! you are nothing but a insulting trouble making imature baby about loosing why don't you wiseup and move on!

Originally posted by bandito
Fred G Cleaver: Poor Loser Award. Now you've won something!

oh yes we all now he deserves that award!

this aint about these ******** awards its about you getting praise for somthing that is worthless and you must not know your beaver too well

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
this aint about these ******** awards its about you getting praise for somthing that is worthless and you must not know your beaver too well

for your information the award are not "retarted" you just don't know how to write a "real" fanfic and are jealous i CAN so why don't you do us all a favor and get out of here huh?

there is now way in hell im jelous of you and you write the worst ***** that i have ever seen

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
there is now way in hell im jelous of you and you write the worst ***** that i have ever seen

oh why don't you shut up and get out of here you are nothing but a jealous mad creep!

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
she starteed it by wirting that pointless plotless Beavers' Wedding

Yep. She wrote that just to make you mad. Shes against ya man :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Yep. She wrote that just to make you mad. Shes against ya man :rolleyes:

i know how stupid is that jerk :rolleyes:

........

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
why dont you shut the he11 up bytch you dont know what the F u c K You are talking about and you got a picture of the c O CK Licker henry winker

Thats It. Im gonna report you to TJ.

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
why dont you shut the he11 up bytch you dont know what the
YOU SHUT UP YOU STUPID PEICE OF TRASH! You need to be banned, and I will peport you ASAP.

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Thats It. Im gonna report you to TJ.

me too. we don't need to take all this garbage.fred g cleaver is nothing but a jerk who obviously has NO brains al all.

Originally posted by TheFonz

YOU SHUT UP YOU STUPID PEICE OF TRASH! You need to be banned, and I will peport you ASAP.

I Just Did. You can go ahead too if you want. The more people that report him, The more chance of him getting banned.

oh and by the way fred g cleaver just because you are a moron is no reason to take it out on henry winkler jerk! we all love him! :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Chad Doody


I Just Did. You can go ahead too if you want. The more people that report him, The more chance of him getting banned.
I will.

That Horrible Beaver as a Killer Fanfic was enough, Now This. I Hope he does get banned.

Fred G Cleaver.. YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND

Originally posted by Chad Doody
That Horrible Beaver as a Killer Fanfic was enough, Now This. I Hope he does get banned.
Me too. That idiot has gone WAY to far

Originally posted by BeaversBiggestFan
Fred G Cleaver.. YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND Well by tonight he'll be gone. What a sicko

i'm gonna report him ASAP

well i dont care if you report me or not i dont want to get banned but after the way she has been treating me i just blew up but if i get banned i think she should to for starting this

i just reported him.

oh and for your information fred g cleaver i should not be banned you should i'm not the trouble maker you are!

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
well i dont care if you report me or not i dont want to get banned but after the way she has been treating me i just blew up but if i get banned i think she should to for starting this
SHE Started it? Right...:rolleyes: You know good and well you started it

she did start it she has always had it in it for me

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
she did start it she has always had it in it for me
You could at least stop lying. :rolleyes: YOU Started it by saying her fanfic was stupid.

well she said mine was trash first so she started it

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
well she said mine was trash first so she started it
It was trash. You had no busness posting all that gore on here.

no it wasnt it was well thought out and i had wanted to do it for years so she still started it

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
no it wasnt it was well thought out and i had wanted to do it for years so she still started it
EVERYONE said it was trash, so why are you picking on her? They had every right too say that too, it was nothing but trash.

it was a masterpiece and not everyone said it was trash liar

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
it was a masterpiece and not everyone said it was trash liar
Oh yeah? Then can you tell me who said it was good?

well there not members of this site and i dont blame them this site takes away your right to say what you feel

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
well there not members of this site and i dont blame them this site takes away your right to say what you feel
12000 + Members isn't alot? Then I don't know what is, I know not ALL of them post but that's still a HUGE amount.

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
well there not members of this site and i dont blame them this site takes away your right to say what you feel
You're alowed to post what you feel. But you didn't have to go into such detail, that thing you wrote was sick!

Well banning me wont do any good there will be more like me and she will start on them to

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
Well banning me wont do any good there will be more like me and she will start on them to
Yes it will. 99.9 % of the people here have taste and wouldn't post things like that.

your trying to get me to cuss agian but it wont work and besides i know there will be more like me

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
your trying to get me to cuss agian but it wont work and besides i know there will be more like me
That's a lie. You need to get the heck off this board, i'm wasting my time talking to such a mindless imature looser.

fred g cleaver people like you make me sick.you had no business starting a fight on our nice board!

oh and thanks fonz for defending me.fred g cleaver you seriously need to get a life and leave us alone.

i got more of a life than you do and i dont want to get banned ok

why do people like you even bother coming to the board.all you want to do is cause trouble and make people mad.

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
i got more of a life than you do and i dont want to get banned ok

it's too late everyone wants you banned we wouldn't of held a grudge about the fic you made we all forgived you but you wan't to continue bothering us.why don't you get it were not bad people we just don't like trouble.

i still think im in the right but if thats what you want i want to do whatever you want

you can't be right what you wrote and said was wronge PERIOD!

i dont mean being right about the fic i wrote i mean about having the right to write it but im normally nice and sweet

i don't want to fight anymore i'm just wasting my time.

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
i dont mean being right about the fic i wrote i mean about having the right to write it but im normally nice and sweet

but you don't have the right to be like you were.

i know you have been to sweet and kind for me to act like a Jackass

and im suposse to be a christian guy

My gosh! Fred G Cleaver, according to your profile you're 21...why are you acting 12???? This is rediculous!

I don't think he's mad about anything, he's just another sicko who enjoys picking fights on message boards. What a creep.

Originally posted by BeaversBiggestFan
My gosh! Fred G Cleaver, according to your profile you're 21...why are you acting 12???? This is rediculous!

I don't think he's mad about anything, he's just another sicko who enjoys picking fights on message boards. What a creep.

my thoughts egsactly :rolleyes:

oh and i wans't rolling my eyes at you BBF

:lol: I know you werent :rolleyes: at me! But yeah...I'm 19 and well aware of how to act like an adult, but apparently he doesn't. This arguement business is stupid and is out of control. I also reported Fred G Cleaver to TJ. Fight starters need to be booted out in my opinion. Even so, the use of the bad language was more than un called for.

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
i know you have been to sweet and kind for me to act like a Jackass

Your nuttier than FLJ, Someone that usd to post on the Happy Days board. She kept insulting us, and apoligizing the next just like you seem to be doing.

Originally posted by Chad Doody


Your nuttier than FLJ, Someone that usd to post on the Happy Days board. She kept insulting us, and apoligizing the next just like you seem to be doing.

I was thinking the same thing! I remember her! She came to this board too, but never caused any trouble. The only other fight we've had here was the "Mad John incident"...back when I was new and afraid to speak up. I tried to be nice to him and stuff even though what he said got personal...he was putting down Barbara! Major offense in my book!... :lol:

Anyone wanna check out the "Mad John Incident"???
Here ya go:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38743
There's some real good fightin' in this thread...as beaver would say. Just thougt you might want to look at another fight.

All that eye rolling. Whoda thunk it on the Beaver Board! :lol:

Whoa, everybody lets just stop for a minute. This board has been very peaceful and this thread, well, the last few pages anyway have been an uproar. Nobody is against you Fred. We welcome each and every person on here. Several people were taken back by your first fan fic, but we all made up in that thread. Please just rewrite another fan fic or change the first one around.

This boardd is for everybody and all ages come in here. We don't need to see words like fuc* or **** sucker or whatever. This is a nice board and I'd hate to see it end up with fights all over the place. Let's just start all over. If TJ doesn't ban Fred, lets just start anew. Introduce yourself Fred. Post a thread saying that you're new. We can say welcome and you can tell about yourself and we can tell you about us.

Lets just stop the fights on here. We have enough war out there now. Lets keep this a peaceful place where you can get away from arguments and the disagreements. Treat people the way you want to be treated.

you right Jenny and this will never happen agian if TJ lets me stay or not which i hope he does

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
you right Jenny and this will never happen agian if TJ lets me stay or not which i hope he does

i think if you ask for a second chance he will.you seem like your really sorry this time :)

Originally posted by Fred G Cleaver
you right Jenny and this will never happen agian if TJ lets me stay or not which i hope he does
I'm sorry for the way I acted FGC. I was mad, I hope TJ does let you stay :)

Yeah. Im Sorry

thanks you guys i should have known that beaver fans would be some of the best pepole in the world

:lol: :crazy: :happyface

WOW! Thanks for all of those who voted for me. I am honored to have won for best fanfiction and most creative! I must say, however, that the whole award show was quite creative, and I enjoyed reading it very much!

I reported 'Fred G. Cleaver' for his rude remarks regarding the awards. There is no excuse for cursing online, and 'Fred G. Cleaver' needs to learn to lose graciously.

I've been writing fanfiction for two years, and some of my stories have fallen really flat. But I never gave up, and now I am writing fanfiction based on four classic TV series.

Originally posted by Laurel


I've been writing fanfiction for two years, and some of my stories have fallen really flat. But I never gave up, and now I am writing fanfiction based on four classic TV series.

Yeah, I've done a few fanfics too, but not all that many. I like to mix my fan fics up a bit. I remember doing one with the Incredible Hulk except I put the Hulk in Mayberry. Kind of based it on the Pickle Story. I prob. deleted them though.

Yeah, the point is never giving up. I've wrote a few sour stories before that sucked. Well, come to think of it, every story that I think is cool to start with, I always end up hating it. I don't know why I do that. I think the story will be awesome when I'm typing it and I like it then and when I read it again, I think it sucks. You just have to keep trying. If you write a sour one, do another one, maybe it'll be the golden one.

As I have said in another post, let's consider this argument discussion closed. Things got a little out of hand, and I shouldn't have even responded the few times I did making me just as guilty. I am really sorry you werent happy with the way I did the awards, but that can't be helped now. I know you are sorry for what you said, as am I. So, like Jenny said. Lets start over FGC.

yes, lets all pretend this fight never happened and hope tj won't bann FGC and if he does will give him another chance at the boards. :)

I enjoyed the awards, Brittany, and it was cool being a presenter. You girls had nice dresses too.